Trying Pumpkin Spice For The First Time

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @nol1717
    @nol1717 5 лет назад +1988

    “Not a big fan”
    “Of my grandma? How dare you. “
    😂😂😂

    • @terrymoser47
      @terrymoser47 5 лет назад +2

      He didn't say that

    • @nol1717
      @nol1717 5 лет назад +9

      Terry Dee at around 7:50 mark..

    • @paigenorkus7047
      @paigenorkus7047 5 лет назад +30

      Terry Dee he literally said those exact words 😂

    • @stopplay7743
      @stopplay7743 5 лет назад +1

      You're insane

  • @lovenylax3
    @lovenylax3 5 лет назад +136

    The little spit that he does after everything makes it even funnier

  • @veevee888
    @veevee888 5 лет назад +1520

    it took me 4 minutes to realize i couldn't see the starbucks straw because of the green screen lmao

    • @baybeexxgurlxx3
      @baybeexxgurlxx3 5 лет назад +12

      Same 😂

    • @uh5169
      @uh5169 5 лет назад +108

      Vivian Felix I didn’t notice till seeing this comment 😂

    • @_.WildMoonChild
      @_.WildMoonChild 5 лет назад

      😹😹

    • @Kwinn328
      @Kwinn328 5 лет назад +3

      @@uh5169 same her here 😆

    • @MsJayFuller
      @MsJayFuller 5 лет назад +14

      lol it took me this comment to notice

  • @mrsSquibbles
    @mrsSquibbles 5 лет назад +208

    "today i'm becoming a real white person"
    says the man who wears a fanny pack cross body unironically

    • @JKat94
      @JKat94 5 лет назад +6

      honestly, that's a style thing (no idea why) and people regardless of their race wear that shit

  • @allisoncourtney192
    @allisoncourtney192 5 лет назад +2238

    "I'm shockingly caucasian, and I hate all of it"
    - Joe Santagato, 2019

    • @allisonmcdonough1
      @allisonmcdonough1 5 лет назад +1

      Hi Allison, I'm Allison 😄

    • @jackchahwan5009
      @jackchahwan5009 2 года назад +1

      I won't be surprised if in like 20 years from now I find a book with a title: Joe Santagato Words - Quotes. 😂😂😂

    • @theguyof360
      @theguyof360 Год назад

      he gonna mix

  • @ifihadasociallife
    @ifihadasociallife 5 лет назад +115

    i dont think ive ever heard a paper towel that was so dry in my entire life

  • @presiosa0202
    @presiosa0202 5 лет назад +1151

    Those paper towels sound like they’d hurt if you used them to blow your nose.

    • @shelbybarnhardt4999
      @shelbybarnhardt4999 5 лет назад +38

      Paola they’re definitely just actual pieces of paper

    • @casserole1595
      @casserole1595 5 лет назад +7

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @alessandraleigh9919
      @alessandraleigh9919 5 лет назад +3

      Paola theyre sheets of printer paper xD

    • @aejahhollis5508
      @aejahhollis5508 5 лет назад +11

      Who uses paper towels to blow their nose???

    • @Cseyspncr
      @Cseyspncr 5 лет назад +6

      @@aejahhollis5508 when theres nothing else around... I fuck with the paper towel if i have to LOL

  • @farah3989
    @farah3989 5 лет назад +160

    “grandma u taste great”
    “can i taste your grandma?”
    “yeah”
    “not a big fan”
    “OF MY GRANDMA HOW DARE YOU”

  • @weirdomaria
    @weirdomaria 5 лет назад +631

    I’ve never seen him look so visibly upset 😂

    • @christeduard951
      @christeduard951 5 лет назад +26

      Maria H. Did you watch him eat the pies?

    • @_hhannuhh
      @_hhannuhh 5 лет назад +1

      And offended

    • @the9nine521
      @the9nine521 5 лет назад +10

      He looks like that every time Danny is late

  • @TheJayWashExperience
    @TheJayWashExperience 5 лет назад +366

    Btw, everyone:
    Apple Cider >>>>>> Pumpkin Spice.

  • @hannahscott4684
    @hannahscott4684 5 лет назад +664

    “ there’s no pumpkin in there!”
    “Oh that had pumpkin!”
    “No that’s not pumpkin!”
    Joe,which is it ?

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 5 лет назад +7

      *MAKE UP YOUR MIND, JOE*

    • @Brittn_wolf
      @Brittn_wolf 3 года назад +1

      I think it broke his brain LOL

  • @sellos6200
    @sellos6200 5 лет назад +88

    i can’t believe danny, a whole puerto rican just called calabaza “pumpkin cheese”

    • @JKat94
      @JKat94 5 лет назад +2

      well half Puerto Rican haha

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 5 лет назад +9

      @@JKat94 he's a whole half 😂

  • @theconnor8900
    @theconnor8900 5 лет назад +616

    “When was the last time you had a donut?”
    “Very recently.”

  • @ShivyBri
    @ShivyBri 5 лет назад +26

    Never thought I would hear the phrase “Can I taste your grandma?” asked as a legitimate question.

  • @Saint-14s-Shadow
    @Saint-14s-Shadow 5 лет назад +693

    *"I'm eating my grandma"*
    *"I'm getting creamed"*
    - White Girl Joe

  • @joeyallen4968
    @joeyallen4968 5 лет назад +2

    I literally spit my water everywhere....Joe's expressions throughout...omg!😂🤣 I was in tears! Lmfao!!!!!! 👍😁

  • @jaredaass
    @jaredaass 5 лет назад +625

    "come here and finger this pie"

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 5 лет назад +2

      Jared 😂😂😂☝🏽👉🏽🥧

  • @lenoralyles6782
    @lenoralyles6782 5 лет назад +22

    Drinking game: take a shot every time joe does that little spit thing

  • @ryderlemmerman2674
    @ryderlemmerman2674 5 лет назад +940

    “All the basic whites”- Joe Santagato love this guy

  • @nathancancel
    @nathancancel 4 года назад +6

    The thing people aren’t understanding is pumpkin spice isn’t pumpkin itself. As the name states it’s SPICE. Nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, ginger, and cloves is the flavor not actual pumpkin.

  • @24purpleprincess
    @24purpleprincess 5 лет назад +345

    “Speaking to me via donut 🍩 “ 😂😂😂

  • @jrpapi5
    @jrpapi5 5 лет назад

    Omfg the donut commentary had me hollering!😂🤣 Dont u talk about Grandma like that Joe👊🏽😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisvangalen2674
    @chrisvangalen2674 5 лет назад +471

    “I’ll need to run a mile after this” Danny and you both still need to make that a video

    • @markj2002
      @markj2002 5 лет назад +3

      Never going to happen is it 😂

    • @JenniferStewart27
      @JenniferStewart27 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao they set a date for it and everything

    • @Cseyspncr
      @Cseyspncr 5 лет назад +3

      He has to get a stress test on his heart before they are going to do anything to make sure he doesnt die LOL

  • @jessicaobrien1449
    @jessicaobrien1449 5 лет назад +13

    "I'm eating my grandma" "There's glaze all over it" .. Did anyone else mind go into the gutter when he said that ? 😂😂

  • @stefanieesposito7614
    @stefanieesposito7614 5 лет назад +293

    "The wo*COUGH*, the worst part abou*WHEEZE*...the worst part about it," Hahaha 5:24

  • @moniquedipiazza6532
    @moniquedipiazza6532 4 года назад +4

    "She's speaking to me via donut"
    I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @Lilithoyama
    @Lilithoyama 5 лет назад +707

    Joe:owns a phone company
    Also joe: can’t speak.

    • @tylerdenham3880
      @tylerdenham3880 5 лет назад +2

      Wait he owns a phone company! What is it called?

    • @downfalllrh
      @downfalllrh 5 лет назад +12

      @@tylerdenham3880 Wing. he made videos about it years ago

    • @tylerdenham3880
      @tylerdenham3880 5 лет назад +1

      @@downfalllrh I didn't know that, thank you.

    • @AB-is3tr
      @AB-is3tr 5 лет назад +25

      he doesn’t own it. i pretty sure hes just a partner

    • @briannasaumure108
      @briannasaumure108 5 лет назад +7

      @@downfalllrh he doesn't own it, he's just a partner

  • @jennarae123
    @jennarae123 4 года назад +4

    “I’m trying really hard” 😂😂😂 so cute

  • @Lulu.4444
    @Lulu.4444 5 лет назад +99

    I’m weak asf🤣🤣 he keeps spiting as if he’s spiting out the seeds

  • @kaebae6448
    @kaebae6448 5 лет назад

    The preview for this video played, and the CC's said "welcome to Santa Goddess studios" 😂😂😂

  • @whatyoudune
    @whatyoudune 5 лет назад +164

    I think every video Joe and Danny makes now has the “hoowowuhhhwooowuh” sex reference in it and I die everytime😂😭

    • @ginasanchez6011
      @ginasanchez6011 5 лет назад +4

      ThatSkinnyGirl it took me a minute to figure out what you spelled 😂💀

    • @whatyoudune
      @whatyoudune 5 лет назад +2

      Gina Sanchez I need subtitles on that noise😂😭

    • @OmargaritaO
      @OmargaritaO 5 лет назад +9

      It sounds like the Hannah Montana transition music lmaoo

    • @whatyoudune
      @whatyoudune 5 лет назад

      yee yee LMAO

    • @ginasanchez6011
      @ginasanchez6011 5 лет назад +1

      ThatSkinnyGirl you spelled it pretty accurate too! lmao 🤣

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 4 года назад +2

    This video was absolutely hilarious!
    I was crying the entire time from laughing so hard!
    Btw I legit thought you stopped posting again because YT hasn’t notified me of a single video of yours for the last like 3-4months even though I have notifications on.

  • @chelleygirl11
    @chelleygirl11 5 лет назад +160

    “Can I taste your grandma?” 😂

  • @mikailakartmann3521
    @mikailakartmann3521 4 года назад

    I found you! Was subscribed to your old channel and was just waiting for you to post for seven months, and then this was in my feed today! Im so happy to be your fan again.

  • @tas7606
    @tas7606 5 лет назад +259

    " I'm gettin' *creamed* "
    -Joe Santagato 2019

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 5 лет назад

      Sharperstream 34 lmfao after the creampie references im ctfu😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Im_AshParker
    @Im_AshParker 5 лет назад

    So glad your posting back on your channel! Missed your videos!

  • @nicoleorozco225
    @nicoleorozco225 5 лет назад +38

    loving the use of the green screen, 10/10

  • @BennyStacks
    @BennyStacks 5 лет назад

    loving all the uploads! missed these!

  • @AdventureKody
    @AdventureKody 5 лет назад +135

    "welcome back to all the basic white's that were searching for pumpkin spiced sh*t".....I feel attacked

  • @aprilhylan
    @aprilhylan 5 лет назад

    I’m so glad y’all have started making videos again, I’ve missed you guys!! 💙💙💙

  • @stephaniedunham
    @stephaniedunham 5 лет назад +26

    Joe I could kiss you for these consistent uploads

  • @teea968
    @teea968 5 лет назад +1

    I just need you all to know that the subtitles that come on for the “preview” of the video said “welcome back to Santa goddess studios” and I think that’s the most amazing thing ever.

  • @james9886
    @james9886 5 лет назад +105

    Joe "I'm eating my grandma right now" Santagato

  • @andrewkasparian1080
    @andrewkasparian1080 5 лет назад

    Loving the consistent santagato studio uploads recently

  • @Naultyy
    @Naultyy 5 лет назад +59

    *spits*
    *spits again*
    "It's alright"

  • @KlutchSZN
    @KlutchSZN 4 года назад +15

    “Glaze all over it”
    Joe : “reminds me of my grandma”
    Uhhh

  • @stephancaruano4067
    @stephancaruano4067 5 лет назад +10

    Aye Santagato Studios is poppin off !! Good job boys

  • @JaneDoe-zw3ol
    @JaneDoe-zw3ol 5 лет назад

    honestly, you guys posts up the only videos that keep me laughing and awake at work....thank you.

  • @sophiel1367
    @sophiel1367 5 лет назад +72

    “Not a whole lot of pump”

  • @junejardine8726
    @junejardine8726 4 года назад

    You're one of the most genuine person on RUclips. I hit like before I watch all your videos and I'm never disappointed. Keep at it

  • @mels9624
    @mels9624 5 лет назад +51

    Take a shot every time Joe spits 😂

  • @stacy1279
    @stacy1279 5 лет назад +1

    I'm literally dying! My chest hurts so much from laughing so hard

  • @oonqweresofi5336
    @oonqweresofi5336 5 лет назад +6

    love your podcasts. dont ever stop

  • @xoxoNicholeLove
    @xoxoNicholeLove 5 лет назад +6

    He finished the donut as he was saying he wasn’t going to finish it 😂

  • @TheDailyDose404
    @TheDailyDose404 5 лет назад +63

    Who the hell wakes up and goes “mmm I could really go for some pumpkin cheese”.

    • @degenerateowo
      @degenerateowo 5 лет назад +4

      me and the boys raiding the fridge and consuming shredded cheese at 3 am

    • @be24203
      @be24203 4 года назад

      Regular cheese I fw but not whatever pumpkin cheese is 😂😂

    • @TheDailyDose404
      @TheDailyDose404 4 года назад

      bethany emberson 🤣🤣RIGHT!!

  • @krystinaward9168
    @krystinaward9168 5 лет назад

    I AM SO HAPPY!!!!! I i started watching you like 6 years ago!!!! Had a thing for Keith 😝 but you're still soo awesome!!!!!!!

  • @oxagon_
    @oxagon_ 5 лет назад +6

    Yo, these weekly releases are fire btw🔥🔥🔥

  • @baileyannxox
    @baileyannxox 5 лет назад +5

    I’d like to take a moment to appreciate the captioning on this video - “Santa goddess studios”

  • @Calliforniarollz
    @Calliforniarollz 5 лет назад +37

    I'm not the biggest pumpkin person but I can't believe you've never had pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving...

  • @barbaravillegas4888
    @barbaravillegas4888 5 лет назад

    After all this time you still look great and funny. Thats important. Glad i found this youtube channel missed watching them.

  • @thatgirl5630
    @thatgirl5630 5 лет назад +18

    Ive been so sad lately, this came just on time :,) ❤️

  • @Fanariii
    @Fanariii 5 лет назад +1

    3:17 little throwback right there

  • @kaliemunson7321
    @kaliemunson7321 5 лет назад +6

    Love this rush of content! ❤️

  • @kkupres15
    @kkupres15 5 лет назад

    8:14 i love that tea kettle

  • @joebarela5467
    @joebarela5467 5 лет назад +71

    Why does it look like Joe’s wiping his face with just paper😂

    • @bleezy8752
      @bleezy8752 4 года назад

      Joe Barela you know. Didn’t realize it till now. I believe it is paper

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 2 года назад

      lol I never noticed until I read your comment, I think he is! Or it’s just superrrr cheap paper towels. And we all know Joe’s a millionaire, so can’t be that 💴

  • @AdelK
    @AdelK 5 лет назад +3

    "I feel like I'm eating my grandma" is a sentence i sure did not expect to hear in this video lol

  • @boisauce1131
    @boisauce1131 5 лет назад +48

    try DNA tests and figure out your ancestry, it would be nice with Danny and frank

  • @Wildmetalhead
    @Wildmetalhead 5 лет назад

    Love how Joe got so excited over a pie 😂😂 & absolutely hates it. HAHAHAH 🤣 I KNEW IT!

  • @hannahunderwood1644
    @hannahunderwood1644 5 лет назад +14

    I'm just waiting for 'Shockingly Caucasian' merch.

  • @mikaelcyr3942
    @mikaelcyr3942 5 лет назад +1

    There are so many great quotable moments in this video

  • @Sisi-hh5qd
    @Sisi-hh5qd 5 лет назад +13

    "All the basic whites" I feel very called out.

  • @carahowell4260
    @carahowell4260 4 года назад +1

    If only I could spend a couple days hanging out with you. I would probably laugh harder than I have ever laughed. Love your humor.

  • @lacymay7760
    @lacymay7760 5 лет назад +29

    Video stopped playing when you started dissing pumpkin pie.

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 5 лет назад +3

      Sweet potato and pumpkin pie are the best

    • @owenmartinez8406
      @owenmartinez8406 5 лет назад +4

      pumpkin pie is fucking garbage, no offense.

    • @lacymay7760
      @lacymay7760 5 лет назад +3

      He just needed some whipped cream. That’s the only way to eat it. I can eat it alone but it’s definitely not as good as it is with whipped cream

  • @SuperElly12
    @SuperElly12 5 лет назад

    I’ve been in Missouri out in the boonies with no service, now being back in civilization in Florida this makes me so happy to watch 😹🖤 missed you guys!

  • @OmnomTheBloodseeker
    @OmnomTheBloodseeker 5 лет назад +18

    speaking of running a mile...when'd danny doing it

  • @stephshome7049
    @stephshome7049 5 лет назад +1

    5:01 "Down the hatch! Bon appetit!"😂😂😂

  • @jacktheiss4085
    @jacktheiss4085 5 лет назад +11

    “I feel like I’m eating my dead grandma”- Joe Santagato 2019

  • @dausthrowaway4349
    @dausthrowaway4349 5 лет назад

    this video is full of quotable jems its amazing!

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 5 лет назад +6

    Dude, you missed the perfect opportunity to say "bone apple tee" with the pumpkin pie!!

  • @kimmy2142
    @kimmy2142 5 лет назад

    Do more videos like this! 😂 cracking up at you two

  • @cliffbaker3695
    @cliffbaker3695 5 лет назад +80

    As a trans person, that joke was absolutely so funny. Y'all chill tf out

  • @zabrina780
    @zabrina780 5 лет назад

    Love how you went Wednesday, there for a min... a little Adam's family values... lol

  • @BigKettleBoy
    @BigKettleBoy 4 года назад +14

    I died a little on the inside when he said the pie was disgusting

  • @kelleyg4894
    @kelleyg4894 5 лет назад +1

    Just to be clear, pumpkin spice is the seasoning used in the pie, but typically have no actual pumpkin. Also, canned pumpkin uses a different squash than what we associate with Halloween/carving pumpkins.

  • @amandaj0sie
    @amandaj0sie 5 лет назад +5

    Mail me the rest of that 6 pack of beer 😂😂

  • @tiffanyfahrenkopf3051
    @tiffanyfahrenkopf3051 5 лет назад

    The face you made when you drank that beer looked like the kombucha lady 😂😂

  • @josiahu
    @josiahu 5 лет назад +5

    Joe U need whipped cream on that pumpkin pie!

  • @bobbiemc2188
    @bobbiemc2188 5 лет назад +2

    Pumpkin carving actually came from Irish tradition, we used to carve scary faces into turnips and leave them outside to vard off evil spirits, so when the Irish migrated to America they found pumpkins and they were easier to carve into and when the Americans seen that they went completely apeshit over all things pumpkin, here we don't go big into eating pumpkins but I have seen pumpkin bread, it's quite oldtimey and traditional I think 🤔 Americas seem to take everything too far though 😂

  • @EnbyAndi
    @EnbyAndi 5 лет назад +10

    I ‘liked’ the video before the opening ads were done.

  • @brosiff93
    @brosiff93 5 лет назад

    Also please post more ur content helps a lot for my depression your funny as heck and should be doing comedy skits

  • @xanderlittlefield8346
    @xanderlittlefield8346 5 лет назад +11

    This coming from the man that doesn't like samoan girl scout cookies

  • @lilypowder1
    @lilypowder1 5 лет назад

    “Now im upset. I was having fun.” STORY OF MY LIFE 😂😂😂🙌🏾

  • @julia-rb1qz
    @julia-rb1qz 5 лет назад +5

    Yo when Joe said “ this is a neat pie” I legit thought he said Ajit Pai

  • @_itsmalaya_2011
    @_itsmalaya_2011 5 лет назад +1

    Joe trying stuff is my favorite thing to watch

  • @hally9147
    @hally9147 5 лет назад +11

    “It’s mushy, it’s like old poop”
    How does he know what old poop is like?

    • @allielynes2467
      @allielynes2467 5 лет назад +1

      Halimo Farah that’s what I wanna know

    • @hally9147
      @hally9147 5 лет назад

      Allie Lynes yeah same here

  • @mias4879
    @mias4879 5 лет назад

    Bro I loveee these videos with the beans and shit and the tests bro keep this up joe

  • @Capt_Chaos_91
    @Capt_Chaos_91 4 года назад +8

    Joe: “The name pumpkin comes from a Greek word, pepo, meaning large *melon*
    Also Joe: Wait, pumpkins are a *FRUIT* ?!?!

  • @2fabu
    @2fabu 5 лет назад

    im so here for these videos

  • @cole.g13
    @cole.g13 5 лет назад +3

    “now i’m upset...i was having fun”

  • @camaralillie7598
    @camaralillie7598 5 лет назад

    I’m more in love with you with every video... This had me in tears!