Keanu Reeves Proves Once Again How Rad He Is (feat. Whitney Cummings) - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
- Keanu Reeves has an age-appropriate girlfriend, and while Whitney Cummings, Amanda Cerny and Brendan Schaub are all very happy for him, Whitney can’t believe this is news.
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she has 26 mill followers but nobody knows who she is and everyone knows who david is.
@Mike Mike gotta dick but had to google who she was. Im not from the States so that could be why
I have no idea lol who the f that was
Yeah I have no clue either. She is hot that's about all I see
@@NoName-bl4zc she's attractive but basic white girl hot. Zoey kravtiz is HOT. Exotic looking girls are sexy. Asian black, etc. I'm so tired of seeing the same white looking chicks who facetune their faces to all look alike-it's become so boring and repetitive. With the EXCEPTION of angelina jolie and megan fox.
I googled her and I still don't know who she is...adorable.
She has 26 million followers? I have absolutely no clue who this person is. 😂
Right, I also don't know her
No one does. 26 million horny old dudes "followed" her IG just to jerk off once or twice and even they don't know who she is.
@@ryocognize she used to be a playboy actress 😂😂 thats how she got her fame
@@NewYorkFloridaMan Pretty much
Ahhhhh....because tits
"Brenden's a stand up" spade with the jokes right out the gate
Jacob Kimble must’ve not heard his last special then
you win best comment lol
Why all the hate for shaub? He agrees that he is not that good. Besides he is improved a lot .
@@bluefireeagle3807 because it's nepotism at it's finest. He's not good and he's also made some pretty dumb comments that just seemed to rub me the wrong way.
K Sardar it was so bad they took it off
Why does Spade look like he regrets saying yes to this show 😂
he asked for the show. the guest are what makes him regret it. three funnyless people surrounding him
its cause 80% of the "comedians" that come on arent funny and try to hijack the show just for themselves.
@@tylagonasaurus the algorithm must be working for me. So far, I seem to have mostly come across the clips with the good guests.
@@tylagonasaurus And %80 of those are women.
That's just his face I think
WOW, Amanda Cerny is SOOOOOO FUNNNY. These Viners/Youtbers humor really translates well outside their 3rd grader demographic.... no, wait, none of that is true.
T. Ouch lmao
Right because the rest of those three were killin it. Notice whitney jumping up and down like tom cruise every time someone makes a comment
She was brutally unfunny
@@jsunh98 I agree that Cummings needed to settle down. Schaub is only partially more funny than Cerny, but not by much, which pretty much means not at all. Spade, well, he's funny, no argument there.
Bout as funny as your post
“She’s 10 years younger than him?”
She looks 20 years older than him😆
take off the make up and youll see her real face
What does that say about older woman
She does huh 😂
Let's face it, everybody that are not 15 to 20 years old look older than Keanu, the guy's a vampire for sure.
No she doesn’t she’s beautiful
He should have said "how many tv shows do you have?"
Or compared how many times Weinstein has been in their mouthes.
Spade: 0
Her: 30
Shaub? Is it a prank?!
You also have to keep into the fact that she’s a hot white female. Most of her followers are horny can’t get no action type guys so of course she is going to have more followers than a short funny guy.
Movies?
PC Nation would've called him rude for saying such a thing to her even tho she just did the same thing to him
Whitney "Maybe if I shout my jokes they will be funny" Cummings
IKR 🙄
Is she the one that wrote 2 Broke Girls?
The most unfunniest show on earth?
@The Swedish American I don't think being on Spades show is going to hurt... lol
She's also being talked about here. 🤔
Lmfao seriously
She has the confidence of a woman who either just got great fake tits, or got fitted for a correct fitting bra, so her tits look fake.
Dave just couldn't care less about proving himself to an Instagram model, speaks volumes of his confidence...Legend
"A guy in Hollywood is not a pedophile"
Its news worthy lol
“If you’re over 30, you’re Helen Mirren.”
Or, you know, she looks EXACTLY like Helen Mirren. At least in that picture.
My thoughts exactly. Everyone thought it was Hellen Morten for the resemblance, not the age..
I clicked the vid because the thumbnail showed Keanu with Mirren, and I wanted to know what they were working on (it would be awesome!)
"It might as well just be: A guy in Hollywood is NOT a pedophile!" Whitney Cummings gets points for that.
@@JohnSmith-gq9gn So i've heard, i guess that's why Henry Winkler, who's been a guest on this show, doesn't particularly like him, i was almost bummed he wasn't in this one lol
@@Ciclopea2 I didn't know that about Henry...he just went up another notch in my book. And to think that the sickos in hollywierd put Tom Hanks in the star role as Mr. Rogers. Unless Mr Rogers was actually a pedo...then it would be like evil genius.
@@JohnSmith-gq9gn You might be on to something there lol, you have to wonder the secrets Epstein took to the grave when he was suicided
Ciclopea2 -- remember that Hollywood woman who recruited girls into a sex cult? Yea, neither does Whitney. She only has negative crap to say about men because she’s a man hater.
@@thomaspayne6866 You mean Allison Mack from "Smallville"? she probably does remember, it's not like she told a lie tho.
“I have 26 million followers and no originality!”
"I have 26 million followers and no functioning brain cells"
Yall are fucking clueless.
There is truth to this, for sure. I've been watching Spade since the 90's, a top shelf comedian... 1.9 million followers. Ms. 26 Million followers... I don't even remember what he said her name was.
But she has,
* puts on Al Pacino voice from "Heat" *
*A GREAT ASS!*
Spade never fails to make people laugh. Nearly all his joke are good which makes him a pro.
A n g e l o His timing is impeccable
Joe S -- she’s a fkn nut
And he isn't scared to my fun of himself or be sarcastic about himself.
@@tinocontreras5105 Yeah, his self depreciating stuff is funny. He's really sharp and quick with his comebacks and quips. Happens so much, it's clear that it's not scripted. Quick wit.
@@Thomas-fk3cw and he's banged alot of hot chicks
I for sure thought it was Helen Mirren!
Veronica Velarde not gonna lie, I did too and was shocked when they said a different name 😂
It's one of her clones
Me too!! Thought that was a joke.
I def did too
Same
"Um, I'm not, like, a numbers guy." Best delivery ever. David probably gets all the hot chicks this way. That interaction just made me realize how CBS should have gotten David to replace Charlie Sheen in 'Two Men and a Half' instead of Ashton Kutcher.
The "influencer" was a weird choice for this show.
@@mikebell7525 Nice.
"Brendans a standup", thats debatable.
Backstory: Whitney Cummings and Brendan Schaub were in a serious relationship a few years ago. He thought it was an open relationship and got another woman pregnant. Whitney snooped on his phone and found out stuff. Hence her comment and glare towards Brendan at the end.
Whitney Cummings thought it was a serious relationship he obviously did not......
@@nyc9993 to be fair Whitney considers black guys as "not counting" .
That's why Brendan thought it was an open relationship.
He's took too many to the head to realize what the real story was.
hahahaha goddamn really? wow lol man i rewatched it and the ending was 1000 x funnier after reading this comment n watching it again 😂😂😂😂
Wonder if he cheats on his current wife...
Well that was juicy.
The only thing Brendan Schaub fights for are laughs.
Its funny cause its true
@kevin w you have more brain damage than Brendan
Amanda could've been a Ficus for all she contributed to this episode.
To be fair, Whitney was screaming over everyone the whole time. But to be more fair, it's prob cuz she knew she had to carry the panel.
luismepu ..hey at least I got a good jerk out of it
@Masster Gunnz I know, and she didn't even care to try is my point. I didn't know she wasn't gonna at least try
You should be more understanding, the only thing she knows is sitting there doing nothing with a camera pointed at her.
It's a rare occasion when Brendan Schaub is the most likable guest.
Who is that annoying girl ?
@@pacificbase Whitney Cummings
I love the aspect of the show when guest stars show up over and over it’s a very 70s feel.
Everyone:
Keanu: *Farts*
Everyone: OH MY GHAD KEANU IS AMAZING
Don't be jealous
Bernisava I'm a jellyfish
Brendan's Mind: DIME PIECE HERE, DIME PIECE THERE
lmao
lmao
Reeves > Hanks
OK, of course, Keanu can date whoever he wants. And I like older women. Good, good, good. But you can't fault anyone for doing a double-take on this one. She is 46 and looks 56. Keanu is 55 and looks 45. Whitney can scream if she wants, and she is had a good line about "not being a pedophile" ... but that lady still looks old.
brewer921 she legitimately looks like shes in her 60s
@@Justcarlosdiaz Yes, I agree. I was being kind.
@@brewer921 People confused her with Helen Mirren who is a woman in her mid 70's , while this Alexandra is in her mid 40's . When people mistake you for a person almost 30 yrs your senior, it's probably because you look really, really old.
Well.. his last wife died in a horrible car accident after doing drugs with Marilyn Manson, and it kinda destroyed him inside for a while, so.. who would blame him for not wanting that kind of shit in his life again.
Guys I had to break it to you but people color their hair. People can go gray in their 40s and even their 30s
That’s the most random combo I’ve ever seen I think
Hassan Kadar ...the Paul brothers cancelled
Mike Bell ☠️
She has 26 million followers because she was a playboy centerfold. That is the only reason. It’s all between her legs and not her ears.
Still don't know who she is?
I must have missed that edition of Playboy...
"Brendan's a stand-up."
Best Spade joke in years!
Umm...public service announcement. Despite what Whitney says, 45 year old women can get pregnant! But you should be good without protection for the first few dozen times.
When Whitney's the only actual comic on the panel, you're in trouble.
If you think Whitney is a comic your sense of humor is in trouble
Yea, I think she looks at least 45 or older and he looks younger than his age. While she is not unattractive and she looks classy, I think people expect reeves to be dating someone who is very attractive in a more traditional sense. Regardless, it shows he’s got more depth than just looks. Whatever makes people happy.
This lady is exactly who I see him with.
Who let Amanda come on the show? She's just a model, she has no comedic chops.
she have a pussy
Obviously a no personality airhead
If she had been Hellen Miren, I'd still approve.
@Thoreau Well...How many men do you know named Vanessa D.? And don't generalize, people love who they love. It's not up to you what other people do.
@Thoreau if that's true then how come those same internet men are always complaining about how these young women always taking their money. Y'all don't know what you want. Damn straight I'm a woman. A woman who is loved and cherished by her wonderful man. Stop being so negative and salty just live your life dude.
@Thoreau the funny thing about the internet is that people just make assumptions without really knowing, both me and man ARE young. Men can fantasize and that's fine. But just know that fantasies are empty. Dudes could have been paying attention before they got with their fantasy girl then later find out she's crazy as hell. Keep your eyes on the third dimension.
@Thoreau did you just say "are you a little slow?" Really? I wasn't arguing with you. Of course men fantasize DUH women fantasize too. You in here acting like the ambassador for all men. Newsflash, you're not. Get a life. I'm done with this conversation.
Whitney looks like she's trying to catch the dude's attention...
Anytime a conversation includes:
“How many followers do you have?”
I check out. See ya!
Bye babe I love you
She was setting him up for a joke, dummy
26 million followers!!! that's sad, so many thirsty men out there.
To be clear, Brenda Shaub is not a comedian. It was incredibly generous of Spade to allow him to sit on camera and read things fed to him through an ear piece. That was a “Make A Wish” moment.
I love how Whitney screams every word😒 YEEEIIKES
These guests are just horrendous 🤦🏻♂️
Jobin McGooch ..the Paul brothers cancelled last minute
I love Keanu Reeves for the man he is !! He didn't try to rob the cradle like most Hollywood men ! He loves Alexandra for her intelligence, kindness, humor, etc !!! Way to go, Keanu !! I love you even more now !! You and Alexandra are lovely together !!
I watch these too fast. As soon as they're up. Now what?
Spade is the quickest comedic gunslinger in the west.
Keanu reeves girl is actually pretty she just got white hair.
The white hair washes her out a bit. I’m not saying she should go dramatic with dark hair, but she could afford to darken her hair a bit and still look natural.
Most people thought it was Helen Mirren because she looks just like Helen Mirren. Whitney always has such a huge chip on her shoulder.
She sure has, but she is still right here, Alexandra Grant is still younger than Keanu but this news is made a big deal just because she isn't half his age, it is quite fucked up.
I agree with both of you. His girlfriend looks just like Helen Mirren and Hellen Mirren is 74 years old. Looks aren't everything though and it's not that weird for a 56 year old man to be dating a 70 year old. My parents have the same age gap. What's most important in a relationship is the connection between the two. Why are people so fixated on her looks?
Oldest looking 45 year old. I have ever seen
When they put the picture up, I thought it was Helen Mirren. Now to be frank, Helen Mirren is the best looking older woman around. Keanu's girlfriend would look a lot younger if she dyed her hair.
SHE said she did but the harsh chemicals maker changed her mind. I thought at the beginning is her mother.
I thought she was in her 60s and older than him.
That's bc you're a sexist loser
Me too, first I thought it's his mother or aunt, but then I saw the title and it said it's his gf.
She looks like Gollum with lipstick ffs, what's wrong with him?!?
@@miky20011ify Maybe the grey thin hasn't taken off in America yet but it's a thing internationally, it's alot of work and money pretending not to be grey and it's kinda stupid. She's like alot of women her age who just go with it. Funny how we associate it with old but most people over 30, and a lot of people in their 20s are grey.
@@anneanne9009 It's not only the gray hair, honey. Look at her face more carefully. Her eyes look like they've collapsed on themselves ,she has deep lines, plus all her face , her bone structure looks similar to an old woman, like 65+ years..
Plus she so unattractive, it's like she is struggling to look as unattractive as she can. The way she moves, her posture, it's similar to old people.
@@miky20011ify There is such a thing called Personality that A Specific type of Men prefer . While I understand the school of thought that Most Men are known to Opt for almost always a Hot body over anything else a woman has to offer, there exists a subset of the Men whose preferences are much more complicated.
For every 10 Leonardo DiCaprios , there exists a Keanu Reeves.
the greatest joke in this whole video is when David looked to his right at that blow up doll thing and said its an actor xD
been laughing for 30 mins at the joke. David's still got it!
Brendan and Whitney litteraly yelling over each other to get a joke in. The worst
So don't watch? Do you always whine this much?
@@kaidengathings3096 No.
Wait wait wait, hold up a hot minute, that wasn't Helen Mirren standing next to Keanu in that photo? Whoa.....
She looks like she could be Helen Miren's daughter.
justmemadison she looks like Helen mirren’s mom
More like her sister.
Younger sister, but still looks 20 years older than Keanu.
justmemadison ...I'd love to see that daughter/mother action
Ran into his 3rd grade teacher. Lol 😂
3 great comedians and a woman hobo with no job, but has a black belt! Niiiiice.
Brendan use to get punched in the head? You can hardly tell. 😒
Man, I really think Joe Rogan looks like a white Carl Weathers but no one agrees with me.
@@OstrichNipples Now that you mention it...
@Barry Super Its a joke. He struggles to pronounce words and string together sentences.
@Barry Super Yeah u cant tell from this clip alone (other than his growing lisp) but the amount of times he makes no sense or cant pronounce words is a ton.
Watching Brendan try to get laughs is horrific but I can't look away, like a car crash.
Ikr?
Is that The Robot or is that Whitney?!
And Whitney still says she never had plastic surgery . 😒 she cant move her face . All facial expressions are the same
She admits to lips and tits
Her standup is equally stiff
Boti Bartha At 3:20 you can see her forehead wrinkle quite a bit when she frowns. And earlier you can see the lines between her eyebrows. I think she just has one of those faces that looks like she gets fillers and Botox because of her super narrow nose and defined face.
Probably the biggest thing that makes her look like she’s had work done is her too smooth, oily skin that is most likely from too much dermabrasion and chemical peels. They can make you look waxy.
She said that???
She did not say that dog, she's hella open about that stuff.
Whitney’s yelling again.
Her candle wax face is going to melt is she keeps it up.
Bring back the Whitney robot! lol.
She brings the show WAY down.
"Candle wax face", you nailed that one
It's fun to watch Brendan try to remember words
I got to 2:22 of this clip before I stopped. Bottom line that woman Keanu showed the world is obviously a gem. This "Amanda" person, just being there. Brendan, wtf brov? Were you making a joke? And Mr. Spade, great back pedal with the "She looks smart," still. Its KEANU!!! Dude is proof that celebs don't have to force their lives on us every 5 seconds. Cheers Keanu.
dude stop being a pussy.....Keanu reeves is a millionaire....I think he can be made fun of sometimes...
steve donahue Pussy? Sure, guess its better than being a donahue. Hows Phil been?
@@shesemerald2011 LMAO!!! You called it as it was and steve had to take you down a notch. Steve is the real pussy here.
@@JohnSmith-gq9gn he really isn't, but okay.
Just watched this episode on T.V great panel and I also thought Keanu’s new girl friend was Helen Mirren. Strong resemblance.
To be fair to everyone, that woman looks older than 46, and way older than Keanu. That is why people are surprised. Cindy Crawford is 53 and if her and Keanu went out, nobody would be talking about her age.
I can't get over Whitney's eyebrows. Who drew those?
Pablo Picasso
YUKKO THE CLOWN.
If she dyed her hair it wouldn’t be an issue. Most women don’t have the courage to accept going grey. May be one of the things he likes about her.
I thought it was Hellen M as well!lol
I'm not 100% sure that theirs is a love story, as many people think. There is certainly a friendship and professional collaboration as Keanu Reeves founded X Artist's Book with her and gave her full executive power.
Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant were assiduously seen and photographed together until November 6, 2019, with the walk on the Blue Carpet during LACMA. On that occasion, since they were holding hands, the press began to build the love story. Aside from a photo at the 2019 Christmas dinner, the couple has since disappeared from the radar, but Keanu Reeves has always been spotted and photographed alone or with other people, and never again in the company of Alexandra Grant. Furthermore, neither of them confirmed the relationship, even though they were asked to do so.
There are tons of gossip on the net about this alleged fiancée, with facts proven about her lack of ethics and legal adversity with financial losses.
So, in my opinion, it could very well be an advertising campaign aimed at helping Alexandra Grant.
On social media, Alexandra Grant uses the fan base of Keanu Reeves to promote her art and organize her sales.
Who wouldn't want a friend like Keanu Reeves to launch his business?
It is well known that Keanu Reeves is very generous, and loves helping people in case of need, he did it in the past also with Tiger Chen, whom he met in 1998, and with whom he still collaborates today, and who is part of the circle of grateful people of Keanu, like who knows how many others.
Keanu is a person out of the ordinary for sensitivity, honesty, hard work and dedication, and he deserves a person at his side who supports him unconditionally. So if this love story is founded, time will confirm it, and we will see Keanu Reeves happy and satisfied, finally.
“She’s younger than him!!!” Yeah, but she doesn’t look like she is. If she looked like Jennifer Aniston no one would say anything. It’s note worthy because of the way she looks not because of her age.
You don't think JA partakes in cosmetic procedures or colors her hair? AG is not a celebrity actress who is pressured to take unhealthy steps to maintain a more unnatural "youthful" appearance. Good for her. She looks great! K R thinks so too :)
@@gkl959 I'm sure she does, clearly wasn't my point. I'm not criticizing his girlfriend. I'm saying she's not what someone pictures a hollywood star to be with. She looks great but it's not conventional beauty. That's what had people surprised and taking note of it. Not her because of her age. That was a straw man argument all these people are making. Selma Hayek is older but people wouldn't have had the same reaction if it was her.
Keanu & Helen Mirren Junior!
Younger Helen Mirren. I would take that. Helen Mirren was a real looker when she was younger, actually still attractive.
I thought it was Helen Mirren
SamSon 429 ...u thought wrong soy boy
Me 2 that's why I clicked
Ladies, don't. DM. Me. Unless. You have. Car insurance.
*Am I the only one who thinks the girlfriend looks like Helen Mirren?*
Yea. Totes see it
No I also do .....
Castle they mention that in the clip fuckface
@@JTD472 *No shit really?*
*WOW 😲*
26 million followers, how much did they cost you ?
I love David Spade! Doesn’t matter how many followers he has, he’s hilarious and people actually know him.
I saw the title and the thumbnail and literally thought it was Helen Mirren!
That is not how an average 45 year old woman looks.
No, Whitney, it's because she actually looks like Helen Mirren.
According to Keanu and his publicist Cheryl, Alexandra is not his girlfriend.
The minute I saw Brendon was there I tuned out
Amanda who? Cmon David, show some respect to your crowd.
Misha Stone ... Seriously...next he's gonna have the fuckboi Paul brothers
Whitney got it all together too, and it was stitched together by a plastic surgeon.
Ran into his 3rd Grade teacher 😆🙈🤣
I mean...she does look like Helen Mirren, and since WHEN is that the yardstick for "old in Hollywood". Helen Mirren is GORGEOUS!
The fact Schaub thinks he’s funny is the biggest crime
Gdub 2333 facts
It is not only him
UFC associates like Joe Rogan thinks that too.
🤣🤣
@@HA-vv3lw so his friends find him funny.
WestChi
Maybe. I meant Joe Rogan thinks that he is funny 😄 too.
The fact any of these guests think they’re funny is a crime
meanwhile David Spade's never been out with someone older than 25
Zennofobic smart man
why should he?
i'm 50 and neither have I... course I stopped going out with them altogether about 10 years ago
Spade delivers the best line in his series of shows which proves he is the anchor of humor while bringing generations of talent together.
So wait....its not Helen Mirren?
Noooo! Just look alike! Looks so old i think she needs to moisturize
Is it me or do Whitney's eyebrows look like black widow spider legs piercing through her forehead?
I try to look away
😂
I like Brendan, he's entertaining when he's on Rogan or some other podcasts as a guest, but stand up comedian is a bit of a stretch, the guy needs a lot of work to become a bad comedian, the bright side is it took Rogan nearly 30 years to make a special that I actually enjoyed, so there's hope for Brendan.
Guys, it's not a question of who is nicer than Keanu Reeves. It's who is as HOT AND NICE as Keanu Reeves!
...”I’m not like a “numbers” guy...”
😂
Who doesn’t like Tom Hanks? How about the woman he “rented” from her father when she was 13 years old.
Yep. Kappy didn't like him either but he's dead now after supposedly jumping to his death while two people were wrestling with him trying to stop him from jumping. Just before that Tom Hanks tweeted roadkill on route 66 and what a coincidence It was the same road that Kappy died on.
Is that true?
Wave Existance: Sarah Ruth Ashcraft is on Twitter and has a blog.
saybravethings.wordpress.com/
She accused Tom, and has never been sued or told to shut up.
get outta here with that qanon idiot shit
Duribethin: Did Bill Cosby sue his accusers and address the abuse allegations directly. I don’t recall him saying very much until he was indicted. Cosby, in the 90’s was pretty much “America’s #1 Dad”. Now he is a convicted rapist who will die in prison. Your comedy hero Tom is next.
I hate all of these discount celebs! And no Im not a troll and yes I did just come to hate on them.. BUT I think Keanu is rad AF
Whitney getting people warmed up for when she turns 45 next year...
Brenden went full joe rogan for a sec
Everyone hates the Spade-Meister but i like his style of beta-male sneaky comedy also just shoot me a great underrated show.
rofl, that is the perfect way to describe it
It is sneaky. But Patrice is hidden on there especially when he's with norm
Keanu Reeves is the most liked guy in Hollywood
Who wouldn’t like Keanu Reeves 😎😎😎
Whitney, you have to stop yelling.
Cougar Fall. lol.
Whitney Cummings, you're not funny.
That pedo joke was pretty funny
M N That‘s just your opinion.
Dude she funny
I thought she was funny. I'd chill with her before and after stuff lol