I'd Really Like to Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio Read Aloud

[@Oliver_Bentham]

"Nope today id really like to eat a child😀" -kid crocodile

[@whatthecatdoing2125]

Sus but good

[@ant-em5rw]

What means sus?

[@TV_14]

⁠bro lives under a rock 💀💀💀💀

[@Oliver_Bentham]

What is this😂

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

Probably a pseudo-prequel to Ronald Dahl’s _The Enormous Crocodile,_ the moral of which is “Don’t try to eat human children or an elephant will yet you into the sun.”

[@dadatheartist-pt4th]

Don't worry so long as you continue to eat your fruits and vegetables you'll grow bigger than the crocodile so that way he can't eat you

[@gloriagamado7207]

cursed

[@Oliver_Bentham]

Ikr

[@Filipinos4life]

Ikr

[@TV_14]

Ikr

[@MissBeluga13Playz]

Ikr

[@jameskelly8175]

me thinking this book was all about cannibalism which is not 😮

[@theregularmeddlingboy347]

this is the worst children's book we ever seen!

[@Ham-g-z]

I'm sorry but WTF