that 1 friend whose politics makes no sense

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @ChimeraRanger
    @ChimeraRanger 14 дней назад +21365

    When he took the political compass test, it just showed the dot sliding around like the DVD screen

    • @Biscotum
      @Biscotum 14 дней назад +487

      What happens when the dot hits the corner?

    • @coldbinterp
      @coldbinterp 14 дней назад +275

      Lay Down by Caravan Palace starts to play.

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 14 дней назад +596

      ​@@Biscotum he votes

    • @omancitoreaux
      @omancitoreaux 14 дней назад +79

      CARAVAN PALACE MENTIONED

    • @fivebrosstopmos
      @fivebrosstopmos 14 дней назад

      ​@@BiscotumGenocide.

  • @ambergorilla6761
    @ambergorilla6761 14 дней назад +14178

    Gotta keep the polls guessing. I’m always two steps ahead

  • @-brandon.-
    @-brandon.- 14 дней назад +11481

    Swing state voter ❌
    Mood swing state voter ✅

    • @m4z805
      @m4z805 13 дней назад +210

      Bipolar district?
      Nah, bipolar voting.

    • @MillBRoo
      @MillBRoo 12 дней назад +7

      ​@m4z805 sounds about right. Prob where I was at. So I sat it out, and Prayed for an Asteroid. Unfortunately it didn't win😢

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 12 дней назад

      ruclips.net/video/9qI0LTmSr38/видео.html

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 11 дней назад +18

      it's all ✨ vibes ✨

    • @Jay-ln1co
      @Jay-ln1co 8 дней назад +2

      I'll have to remember that (I won't).

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement 7 дней назад +461

    This guy's targeted ads must be nuts

    • @excalibro8365
      @excalibro8365 12 часов назад +1

      he doesn't like nut tho

    • @CoverCode
      @CoverCode 8 часов назад +9

      the ad just starts crying, screaming at him wanting to know what he wants

    • @somedude7938
      @somedude7938 7 часов назад +5

      I feel like when this guy votes, instead of filling out the bubble, he just licks all the print away.

  • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
    @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 14 дней назад +497

    "I'm about to state my political beliefs" is somehow such a hilarious and epic lead-in
    I will now start using this everywhere I go even where it's completely unrelated or unwanted
    I expect this will gain me many friends and I will influence many persons.

  • @JBB685
    @JBB685 14 дней назад +11115

    “I can’t decide. I just love both candidates so much”

    • @BitTheByte
      @BitTheByte 14 дней назад +1720

      I love this comment because if someone actually said this to me I’d be more pissed off than any other potential political take someone could have

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 14 дней назад +746

      Imagine even so much as _liking any_ candidate. Such a person is _actually_ insane.

    • @mattperry9048
      @mattperry9048 14 дней назад +338

      My brain would just freeze like an old computer.

    • @SpaceKadet1454
      @SpaceKadet1454 14 дней назад +375

      To think there possibly is someone out there that thinks this

    • @Nekrist._.
      @Nekrist._. 14 дней назад +82

      I hate them both

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 14 дней назад +20083

    "I'm gay. I do not have sex with men"
    Damn what a coincidence, I'm straight and I've never had sex with a woman.

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 14 дней назад +423

      #same

    • @Thedarkknight2244
      @Thedarkknight2244 14 дней назад +295

      I feel you

    • @KG01101
      @KG01101 14 дней назад +359

      Don't worry boys, your day will come.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 14 дней назад +162

      Brother from another mother

    • @Frshcuko
      @Frshcuko 14 дней назад +107

      Sounds like he’s the straight one and you’re the gay one

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 14 дней назад +4188

    We are a swing state please vote carefully
    Voter: did you say randomly?

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer 14 дней назад +221

      *TIME TO SPIN THE WHEEL!*

    • @4546Bean
      @4546Bean 14 дней назад +170

      LETS GO GAMBLING

    • @elokin300
      @elokin300 14 дней назад +85

      @@4546Bean AW DANG IT

    • @dbzanappa6479
      @dbzanappa6479 14 дней назад +37

      ERR AW DANGIT

    • @Raven-rv9jr
      @Raven-rv9jr 13 дней назад +13

      Why else would it be a swing state?

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 13 дней назад +232

    Fun fact, some RUclipsrs call those wacky contraptions "Chain Reaction machines" instead of "Rube Golberg machines" because my buddy Steve got a cease-and-desist from the Rube Goldberg estate after appearing on America's Got Talent. That was like a decade ago though so maybe they've loosened up. Anyways it's a key reason why I'm voting for

    • @maverick9708
      @maverick9708 5 дней назад +8

      that's actually kind of a a funny good serious twist 💀

    • @macreator9497
      @macreator9497 11 часов назад +2

      I should recontinue learning english.didnt understand a word 😢

  • @UnkoMunko
    @UnkoMunko 14 дней назад +297

    My politics are whichever ones get me out of social situations the fastest

    • @azliaheaven
      @azliaheaven 14 дней назад +43

      i kid you not there's a political stance called "isolationism"

    • @EpicMiniMeatwad
      @EpicMiniMeatwad 14 дней назад +26

      @@azliaheaven Next we'll say there's a political agenda called Self-cracy, it's where it's just you in the entire state.

    • @doubleasworkshop1692
      @doubleasworkshop1692 13 дней назад +9

      ​@azliaheaven I don't think isolationism is actually weird. It was very common even like a hundred or so years back. I think there might still be a few left

    • @coolcatcher126
      @coolcatcher126 13 дней назад +5

      @@doubleasworkshop1692 Wasn't pre ww1 USA isolationist?

    • @doubleasworkshop1692
      @doubleasworkshop1692 13 дней назад +11

      @coolcatcher126 Yes and No. USA had been an isolationist nation from 1789 to 1941 with 2 brief periods of when they opened up. These two brief periods being World War 1 and 1898. USA removed themselves from Isolationism post World War 2

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 14 дней назад +5482

    Finally, another Far-Center Moderate Extremist, like myself.

    • @CasualTS
      @CasualTS 14 дней назад +237

      I'm going to call myself Far-center from now on 😂

    • @zs9652
      @zs9652 14 дней назад +165

      Your far center because you go into thw rarely needed depth axis.

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 14 дней назад +208

      I prefer the term "Radical centrist."

    • @OPSECHero
      @OPSECHero 14 дней назад +46

      Deep center sounds better.

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 14 дней назад +121

      Bro is on the z axis

  • @augustday9483
    @augustday9483 14 дней назад +3307

    I'm a single-issue voter that believes in trickle-sideways economics. We need to get rid of currency entirely and switch to a gift-based economy where people are paid in small useless trinkets and knickknacks.

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 14 дней назад +218

      what do you think a dollar bill is?

    • @what-the-blort
      @what-the-blort 14 дней назад +401

      Reject capitalism, embrace crow economics.

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 14 дней назад +174

      I just got off my minimum wage job and got paid in novelty 20th century Bavarian snowglobes

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 13 дней назад +105

      ​@@what-the-blortCrowconomics
      The shiny metal strips stock is up 500%

    • @planetcheese
      @planetcheese 13 дней назад +28

      We should just recreate the Shire's economy in real life, complete with Mathom-gifting

  • @BenM.Davies
    @BenM.Davies 14 дней назад +2785

    "I am about to state my political beliefs" with that music behind it might be the funniest line ever delivered

    • @NOBLEFILMS1987
      @NOBLEFILMS1987 14 дней назад +6

      HAHA! RIGHT?!

    • @thepoetesskhansaa
      @thepoetesskhansaa 13 дней назад +19

      Yep, set up the rest of the bit perfectly, I was laughing the whole way through 😅

    • @MaxIronsThird
      @MaxIronsThird 13 дней назад +3

      ever?

    • @StudentOfGod
      @StudentOfGod 12 дней назад +9

      I like how it was ONLY with that line and silence throughout the rest of the video 😂

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 5 дней назад +1

      Also the slight raspiness as he says it

  • @thelakeman2538
    @thelakeman2538 13 дней назад +477

    0:12 victoria II logic.

    • @spain2017
      @spain2017 13 дней назад +20

      State capitalism>laissez fraire

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 13 дней назад +15

      Based.

    • @WarpSonic
      @WarpSonic 12 дней назад

      Cringe ​@@spain2017

    • @paloim
      @paloim 12 дней назад

      ​@@WarpSonicin vic 2 its true as vic 2 is a deeply fascist and communist game as capitalists have 0 clue what they're doing

    • @alfonsopalacios2725
      @alfonsopalacios2725 12 дней назад +3

      taxing poor people in vicky 2 is bad in the long run though

  • @zack4719
    @zack4719 13 дней назад +207

    I had a friend that thought 911 was fake and the towers were a giant projection that did not exist. His political beliefs were equally insane. This reminds me of him a lot. Thanks for the memories 😊

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 6 дней назад

      The moon landing was a hoax and the earth is flat.
      -probably also things from your friend.

    • @SicaCinema
      @SicaCinema 5 дней назад

      Go to another country and try 911, it doesn't work. wake up sheeple, the real number is 112. The 9 on old rotary phones would take longer to dial, making emergency services take longer to you. This was big funeral homes plan all along.

    • @neonkatt7659
      @neonkatt7659 4 дня назад +2

      What kinda memories are those

    • @zack4719
      @zack4719 4 дня назад +24

      @@neonkatt7659 honestly good, we would smoke in the woods and he would talk about nonsense. It’s an acquired taste but I found it infinitely entertaining.

    • @uriah4491
      @uriah4491 3 дня назад +1

      What happened to him?

  • @jackthereader
    @jackthereader 14 дней назад +9149

    “Also I’m gay. I do not have sex with men.” I feel that.

    • @NW-bz1jw
      @NW-bz1jw 14 дней назад

      I have relationships with women. And sex with men.

    • @myfootyuniverse
      @myfootyuniverse 14 дней назад +261

      This comment has 'Tears are running down my face but I did not cry' energy 🥲😂

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 14 дней назад +351

      I'm gay. I'm asexual.

    • @zoriox8667
      @zoriox8667 14 дней назад +32

      same brother same🙏

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 14 дней назад +167

      @@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Fellow asexual!!!! Hiii!!!! I was gonna say, his sentences make sense for someone who is gay and ace!! woo hoo!

  • @qwerty0532
    @qwerty0532 14 дней назад +6163

    finally an accurate description of the average voter in PA

    • @cookechris28
      @cookechris28 14 дней назад

      Finally, the long-awaited day to see who the dumbest 20,000 people in my state have chosen to be the leader of our country for the next four years, is nearly at hand. I can't WAIT to see what they picked.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 14 дней назад +222

      As someone living in PA, I have to laugh

    • @thecheesycookie2767
      @thecheesycookie2767 14 дней назад +38

      yep pretty much

    • @JeiElRai
      @JeiElRai 14 дней назад +96

      As someone who grew up elsewhere but has lived in PA for 7 years, I can confirm.

    • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
      @3possumsinatrenchcoat 14 дней назад +14

      god it's too true though 🥲😭

  • @thetvexplorer
    @thetvexplorer 14 дней назад +1845

    Man Carrying Politics is back at it again

  • @aihf
    @aihf 14 дней назад +87

    The local news desperately wants to interview 9 of this person.

  • @hiddenflare6169
    @hiddenflare6169 14 дней назад +86

    “I don’t want Peace, I WANT PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!”

  • @e.keough2975
    @e.keough2975 14 дней назад +2690

    My dad was on the fence until about a month ago. He’s extremely environmentalist and anti-consumerist, but fiscally conservative. He believes one gay Disney princess would be good but two in a row would be too woke.

    • @Silias47
      @Silias47 14 дней назад +286

      Based af

    • @brastionskywarrior6951
      @brastionskywarrior6951 14 дней назад +624

      ultimate radical centrist dad. does he grill?

    • @Jo-Heike
      @Jo-Heike 14 дней назад

      If he is environmentalist this election is quite simple, one of the candidates believes global warming is a hoax.

    • @AFellowCyberman
      @AFellowCyberman 14 дней назад +18

      Facts.

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 14 дней назад

      I see no problems here. You can be an environmentalist in that you don’t believe “green energy” and everything going electric is a positive thing. Most of it is money laundering while making the landscape ugly and/or killing animals. And the lithium mining for batteries is terrible for the environment, people, and gives China too much power.

  • @HopUpOutDaBed
    @HopUpOutDaBed 14 дней назад +1409

    when you're a centrist but actually have an extreme opinion on everything

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 14 дней назад +133

      That truly does describe a larger portion of the electorate than I’ll ever be comfortable with

    • @IDoThings490
      @IDoThings490 14 дней назад +1

      "Centrists" don't exist, they're almost always an incomprehensible mess of extremely contradicting beliefs that they never took 2 seconds to sort through

    • @iamdigory
      @iamdigory 14 дней назад +68

      Jreg wants to know your location

    • @ekaterinaobraztsova4631
      @ekaterinaobraztsova4631 13 дней назад +62

      Radical centrist (this is me fr fr)

    • @scarzehd
      @scarzehd 13 дней назад +38

      It averages out

  • @MCFawful
    @MCFawful 14 дней назад +1139

    Me personally I’m a supporter of the Mario Party

    • @antoinedube-cote155
      @antoinedube-cote155 14 дней назад +32

      Best party

    • @vibrantgleam
      @vibrantgleam 14 дней назад +17

      SAME! MARIO FOREVER!!

    • @PaleCentaur
      @PaleCentaur 14 дней назад +31

      Let's-a go!

    • @SnakeOfBacon
      @SnakeOfBacon 13 дней назад +39

      The Mario Party has splintered into so many parties now, there's, what, fifteen? Do you support the Mario Party 1 despite their policy on grinding N64 sticks into dust?

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 13 дней назад +6

      Waa hooo

  • @robocatssj3theofficial
    @robocatssj3theofficial 14 дней назад +615

    love how "also i'm gay, i do not have sex with men" is considered confusing, even though it just means he doesn't pull.

    • @hanzolo7687
      @hanzolo7687 9 дней назад +102

      It could also mean he's gay, but believes gay intercourse to be wrong due to some religion (or just bc for some weird reason)

    • @julianfarnam6246
      @julianfarnam6246 9 дней назад +70

      Or he's romantically interested and attracted to men but has no sexual attraction to them.

    • @b1ab1b-hexcolor
      @b1ab1b-hexcolor 8 дней назад

      ​@@julianfarnam6246 Or he's gay, but hates the Concept of being Gay

    • @robo3007
      @robo3007 7 дней назад +35

      He's homosexual but heteroromantic. Makes things very difficult for his wife I'm sure

    • @Maxime-fo8iv
      @Maxime-fo8iv 6 дней назад +12

      It's really him mentioning he wants to go back to conservative family values and saying this right after that creates the confusion. That makes the not having sex with men part sound like a choice

  • @KirbyIsCute
    @KirbyIsCute 12 дней назад +96

    "I'm voting for both!"
    "That's... not possible."
    "Of course it is, I'm checking both boxes!"

    • @drachna
      @drachna 6 дней назад +14

      That's actually how the Irish system works, you rank your preferred candidates in order, and if your first choice doesn't get enough votes, your vote gets transferred to your next favourite candidate and so on. It helps that we have more than two parties, but still. You're on to something.

    • @RubensBarrichello.
      @RubensBarrichello. 2 дня назад

      ​​@@drachna what if you don't want to vote for somebody, could you leave them off the list so that it ensures they don't get a vote?

    • @drachna
      @drachna 2 дня назад

      @RubensBarrichello. Yeah exactly, you can put exactly as many candidates on the list as you like, from one, to the whole lot in order of preference. If you only put one candidate in though, and they win a seat, or don't get enough votes, your vote is wasted in the next round of counting, so you usually at least put down a few. In my constituency for example there are over 15 candidates running for the Dáil (which is like our House of Commons or House of Representatives.) and we have four seats available. I'm considering putting down 8 or so names. The system is called Proportionate Representation by Single Transferable Vote (PRSTV). It's one of the most representative ways to vote, but it has the disadvantage of returning 'weaker' parties which usually have to go into coalition with one or more parties to form a government.

    • @drachna
      @drachna 2 дня назад +1

      @@RubensBarrichello. I've apparently had two replies deleted now, so yes, in essence.

    • @RubensBarrichello.
      @RubensBarrichello. 2 дня назад +1

      @@drachna oh yeah Nazi RUclips..

  • @VapeDeus
    @VapeDeus 14 дней назад +2316

    Trickle down economics is the ultimate Rube Goldberg machine.

    • @Kekimus
      @Kekimus 14 дней назад +87

      That doesn’t work

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 14 дней назад +52

      I recently wrote some song lyrics while sleep deprived and after having taken melatonin. It was about Santa stealing my eyes to make eyeball pasta, because Ronald Reagan and his monkey want to trickle down my eyes.

    • @jivalchandrashekar9459
      @jivalchandrashekar9459 14 дней назад +2

      I'm stealing this🤣🤣🤣

    • @sozius0
      @sozius0 14 дней назад +51

      Maybe the real trickle down economics was the Rube Goldberg machine we made along the way.

    • @Dysiode
      @Dysiode 14 дней назад +4

      Underrated comment of the year

  • @Manuel-gk3rv
    @Manuel-gk3rv 14 дней назад +786

    This is a man who is about to Pokémon Go To The Polls

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 14 дней назад +35

      More like Twitch Plays The Election.

    • @IDoThings490
      @IDoThings490 14 дней назад +38

      We going tuah to the polls this election

    • @aussieseal9979
      @aussieseal9979 14 дней назад +50

      @@IDoThings490 Wawk tuah the polls

    • @DiggyPT
      @DiggyPT 13 дней назад +8

      skibidi go to the polls

  • @TheNomade5
    @TheNomade5 14 дней назад +883

    So basically, Harrier Du Bois from any given run of Disco Elysium

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT 13 дней назад +40

    Both sides of the political spectrum have no idea how to appeal to this man.
    He's the Negative Voter.

  • @Entyipo
    @Entyipo 13 дней назад +20

    The ultimate centrist, so extreme in every way, it all cancels out to the centre

  • @trafficispeople5750
    @trafficispeople5750 14 дней назад +654

    I'm going to watch this on a loop until Wednesday.

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 13 дней назад +4

      Love that show

    • @awildjack3437
      @awildjack3437 13 дней назад +7

      Unfortunately it’s probably gonna take like a week to count the vote again.
      Update: I was wrong

    • @trafficispeople5750
      @trafficispeople5750 13 дней назад +3

      @@awildjack3437 Good point. So maybe I will watch it on a loop until Wednesday, November 27 just to be sure.

    • @awildjack3437
      @awildjack3437 12 дней назад

      @@trafficispeople5750turns out you only had to watch it till Tuesday ig?

  • @nacho.24.3
    @nacho.24.3 14 дней назад +1479

    "I'm a communist Who believes in the free market"
    💀

    • @g.f.martianshipyards9328
      @g.f.martianshipyards9328 14 дней назад +110

      Those actually exist, they're called market socialists. It's not actually that crazy, just arguably ineffective.

    • @thalesvondasos
      @thalesvondasos 14 дней назад +270

      @@g.f.martianshipyards9328 Not all socialists are communists, not all markets are free markets

    • @tesserae-c2y
      @tesserae-c2y 14 дней назад +43

      Lenin tried to introduce a form of capitalism through NEP. It was thought at the time that a communist society cannot be achieved without going through capitalism first. Stalin had a different idea and implemented collectivization instead.

    • @Hiljaa_
      @Hiljaa_ 14 дней назад +47

      Communo-capitalism by jreg real????

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 14 дней назад

      ​@@g.f.martianshipyards9328 and dumb.

  • @Gigioofficial
    @Gigioofficial 14 дней назад +469

    No joke this is like exactly a friend of mine I wish I was making this up

    • @bigdongkong1854
      @bigdongkong1854 14 дней назад +161

      Reminds me of my friend who complains about “woke media” but is also a huge fan of Hazbin Hotel, Steven Universe and other shows with “woke” themes

    • @tardybloomer
      @tardybloomer 14 дней назад +6

      i feel you both so hard

    • @AstaraBrightwing
      @AstaraBrightwing 14 дней назад +70

      @@bigdongkong1854 There's nothing incongruent about that. Steven Universe handles mature themes like loss, jealousy, identity, parenthood, and relationships of all kinds (including same-sex) with nuance and, for the most part, without stating them explicitly. In this way, it's more mature than most entertainment targeted for adults.
      The "woke" that people complain about is when agendas are shoehorned into properties that shouldn't have them, or when they are shoved in your face without being appropriately justified.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 14 дней назад +74

      @@bigdongkong1854 I feel the same about some comic book fans. Like, Superman was defending undocumented immigrants from cruel agrobusiness foremen before many people were born. Stan Lee knew exactly what he was doing when he adopted the 'Black Panther' college movement to make a black superhero. The woke was there all along.

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 14 дней назад +16

      ​@@Badficwriterbut when they did it, it was subtle, it was positive. It was good messaging. The media now is just at your face, and people aren't interested in that.

  • @phabiorules
    @phabiorules 14 дней назад +17

    Say what you want, but at least you can’t complain about him being in an echo chamber.

    • @jatsko3113
      @jatsko3113 14 дней назад +19

      he is in so many echo chambers that the sound waves cancel out and lead to an effective anechoic chamber instead

  • @gigachadgaming1551
    @gigachadgaming1551 14 дней назад +6

    My dad used to deal weed in college and grew up with his community using it as medicine. He loved ronald reagan and the war on drugs

  • @PixelKey
    @PixelKey 14 дней назад +261

    Man fell into the political rabbit hole, farted and voted in a swing state.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 дней назад

      He's a far ting extremist😰

  • @wikip3dia1999
    @wikip3dia1999 14 дней назад +291

    me at family functions trying to punch the bottom out on political absurdity so my grandpa will stop trying to argue with my cousin with a septum piercing

  • @irotr53
    @irotr53 14 дней назад +162

    I didn't expect Kermit to win so i voted for him, now he's president of the United Arab Emirates

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 14 дней назад +13

      This is an improvement.

    • @CalvinLee606
      @CalvinLee606 14 дней назад +8

      @@abcdefghij337 I feel like Kermit would automatically be an improvement in every country.

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 14 дней назад +4

      > " That is none of my business..."
      [Observes a frog consuming tea ]

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 13 дней назад +3

      Won by 1.5 votes

    • @HonorAction-888
      @HonorAction-888 8 дней назад +2

      Pretty unpatriotic of u considering his part in taking the towers down.
      (i sh&t u not, look this up XD)

  • @ianh1504
    @ianh1504 14 дней назад +16

    free, but compulsory, harpsichord concerts every evening

  • @intellectually_lazy
    @intellectually_lazy 8 дней назад +3

    he just stares straight ahead while checking off items on a belief list in monotone

  • @migueldevera5080
    @migueldevera5080 14 дней назад +548

    My political compass changes based on who I'm trying to mildly annoy

  • @Snigel_builds
    @Snigel_builds 14 дней назад +90

    This demographic is grossly unappealed to

    • @asmallphd9648
      @asmallphd9648 11 дней назад

      Kinda hard to appeal to people like this. Can you imagine if a politician said "Yes I will be enforcing a plan for immigration, as proposed by Joe in Arkansas who is a communist monarchist, who does not believe in gender and climate change."

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams0922 14 дней назад +74

    I feel like people who live in a swing state love the attention SO MUCH the one time of every 4 years the nation wants to know what type of sauce do they like.

  • @M8OfTheNorth
    @M8OfTheNorth 13 дней назад +13

    He’s obviously going to vote for both because he believes in gender equality.

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 11 дней назад

      ok, this is actually really funny

  • @xjemimaxjaundicex
    @xjemimaxjaundicex 8 дней назад +5

    I don't know why but the "I bet you are" at the end really got me

  • @JohnLoveson
    @JohnLoveson 14 дней назад +306

    Man Carrying Thing for president 2024

    • @lagun42
      @lagun42 14 дней назад +16

      But what is that thing he's carrying for president?

    • @dimitrijekulak3347
      @dimitrijekulak3347 14 дней назад +12

      ​@@lagun42 The thing

    • @CrustyFox87
      @CrustyFox87 14 дней назад +3

      @@dimitrijekulak3347 The Marvel one or the horror movie one?

    • @brendanhall5581
      @brendanhall5581 14 дней назад +2

      ​@@CrustyFox87 I would trust Ben Grimm with the presidency

    • @CrustyFox87
      @CrustyFox87 14 дней назад

      @@brendanhall5581 me too tbh

  • @journeytotheotherside
    @journeytotheotherside 14 дней назад +126

    The bear and the alligator were friends you monster

    • @deconstructing7307
      @deconstructing7307 14 дней назад +11

      What if we start two new political parties, represented by a bear and an alligator and -- oh shit, that's Russia and Florida...

  • @timthememer2785
    @timthememer2785 14 дней назад +640

    0:34 overhyped Disney characters every other film be like:

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 14 дней назад

      proof? the only canonically gay disney characters i can think of are the lesbians in lightyear that got cut out of releases in more homophobic countries 💀 y'all will believe anything

    • @anne.andromeda
      @anne.andromeda 14 дней назад +13

      Also, how many seconds it then takes disney to cancel the entire project

    • @the-postal-dude
      @the-postal-dude 14 дней назад +7

      youtube ate my damn reply, but... proof? i can't name a single canonically gay character in a disney film

    • @matthewjanzen4837
      @matthewjanzen4837 13 дней назад +10

      @@the-postal-dude google first gay disney character. usually it's implied for like a second

    • @Idonthaveausernameyet
      @Idonthaveausernameyet 13 дней назад +10

      ​@@matthewjanzen4837also there are sooooo many "first" gay Disney characters oh my god

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 12 дней назад +11

    I believe in rent reductions, but only for people who own their home and live in it

    • @sydneyalisonbaker
      @sydneyalisonbaker День назад

      That’s called abolishing property taxes.

    • @000-v7j
      @000-v7j 12 часов назад

      @@sydneyalisonbaker which is good, because taxes are evil and theft

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 13 дней назад +9

    when this guy did the political compass his result was on the z axis

  • @corruptg5914
    @corruptg5914 14 дней назад +115

    Glad to see that my bisexual conservative, anti - immigrant, free - market loving, pro - republican, pro - trans, pro - third gender, pro - intervention, pro - military friend finally meets someone who he could agree with (except the abortion thing, he hates that).

    • @endersteph
      @endersteph 13 дней назад

      It sounds like you're describing typical homonationalism

    • @RasmusVJS
      @RasmusVJS 13 дней назад +24

      Based on what you just said, isn't that just a queer-friendly conservative?

    • @corruptg5914
      @corruptg5914 13 дней назад +8

      @RasmusVJS Oh yes he certainly is. Not really hating on him, apologies if my comment came across like that, especially as he is one of my close friends. I suppose I just rather find it improbable to find someone who has his sets of beliefs while being that sexual orientation, but I suppose ours is a wide world after all.

    • @RasmusVJS
      @RasmusVJS 13 дней назад +8

      @@corruptg5914 I mean, not exactly a position that I fully understand either, it just sounded like you were pointing out multiple contradictory positions, whereas this is more of an unusual position than anything.

    • @corruptg5914
      @corruptg5914 13 дней назад +2

      @@RasmusVJS Ah I see, I suppose the message did come across as that. My apologies, my intentions was to present my friend as a rather unique outlier and position within the political sphere rather than presenting his beliefs as contradictions, especially as economic views and cultural views don't necessarily have to clash with one another.

  • @thatpenguin9889
    @thatpenguin9889 14 дней назад +126

    Damn, that was one TIGHT video

  • @bestusername1074
    @bestusername1074 14 дней назад +57

    Man directly influencing my already underdeveloped and unresearched political opinions

  • @almitydave
    @almitydave 14 дней назад +11

    I vote for whoever sends me the fewest campaign texts

  • @cellulanus
    @cellulanus 12 дней назад +8

    When he says he's gay he's using the old definition of the word.

  • @davidfisher9252
    @davidfisher9252 14 дней назад +45

    My voting decisions will be based on the outcome of the Rube Goldberg machine video I'm watching.

  • @Wild_Card69
    @Wild_Card69 14 дней назад +16

    I once had a coworker at my old retail job (he worked at another store) who was so moderate that he believed in civil rights, but also said he would one day be America's dictator and force women to be breeders.
    Moral of the story: Politics can only break a person, and that person is me.

  • @blakebailey22
    @blakebailey22 14 дней назад +456

    See, the real nightmare is someone saying they won't vote for a candidate solely because they "don't like their laugh," or something equally vapid and asinine

    • @siymiz
      @siymiz 14 дней назад +37

      I would argue you can tell when someone is snarky or not by their laugh. kamala is very condescending and passive aggressive to those she dislikes

    • @sepiasnakesigil
      @sepiasnakesigil 14 дней назад +257

      @@siymizUnlike Trump, whose interactions with people he dislikes are always rooted in earnestness and respect?

    • @theAstarrr
      @theAstarrr 14 дней назад

      even worse: people who believe what the tv tells them and don't look into things. look at all the evidence around j6. mr. 45 says to be peaceful, both before and after, 40000 hours reveals cops threw grenades into a peaceful crowd

    • @AstaraBrightwing
      @AstaraBrightwing 14 дней назад +31

      @@sepiasnakesigil Stay focused, buddy. They're talking about Kamala, not Trump.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 14 дней назад +89

      they can't say its because she's black, so they make up something stupid like that.

  • @Elemblue2
    @Elemblue2 3 дня назад +1

    This is fire. Im mad about how easily I could connect this to people.

  • @dihexa7256
    @dihexa7256 8 дней назад +5

    Believe it or not, some politicians in history really have tried to use the “raise taxes only for poor people to incentivise them to stop being poor” line without a hint of irony, I remember reading about it in a history book, in the context of abolishment of debtors-prisons in the UK

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 13 часов назад

      So while capitalism already make poor people poorer and rich people richer (because you must spend money to make more money - better education, investments, expensive places of recreation or interest clubs where you can make useful business connections, etc. The more money available, the easier to make even more) these 5heads decided to push this effect even more by the law
      geniuses

    • @000-v7j
      @000-v7j 12 часов назад +1

      @@AtticusKarpenter are you a commie by chance?

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 7 часов назад

      @@AtticusKarpenter what on earth does that have to do with British debtor-prisons? The modern capitalist system hadn’t even developed yet in the UK when debtor prisons were abolished

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 14 дней назад +24

    As a proud illegal working class disabled veteran fetus, I approve of this message.

  • @KMO325
    @KMO325 14 дней назад +294

    Man Carrying RFK Jr

    • @Triadow
      @Triadow 13 дней назад +7

      Exactly bro he said so much about breaking the duopoly and being pro-environment and creating a less radical America and then he started backing Trump as if Trump isn't the opposite of almost everything that he had been campaigning on.

  • @ramisalio
    @ramisalio 14 дней назад +29

    Enjoyed every moment of this upload! You crushed it!

  • @devcrom3
    @devcrom3 12 дней назад +8

    Can't I just vote for everyone to have a good time?

  • @missk1697
    @missk1697 12 дней назад +9

    Funniest part is such views have a definition, bro is an accelerationist.

  • @yakkyy
    @yakkyy 14 дней назад +16

    I was confused about who to vote for. Now it all makes sense, thanks man who carries thing!!

  • @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh
    @KimberlyCarter-fe9vh 14 дней назад +29

    Each time you post, I'm excited!

  • @thatpenguin9889
    @thatpenguin9889 14 дней назад +57

    He continues his journey to Man Carrying Politics!

  • @TasteTheRambo
    @TasteTheRambo 6 дней назад +1

    "Taxing the poor will incentivize them to stop being poor." Man is spittin facts!

  • @DavidDecero
    @DavidDecero 13 дней назад +5

    This time, I'm letting my gut guide me (I have a tummy ache).

  • @dimitrijekulak3347
    @dimitrijekulak3347 14 дней назад +25

    I was expecting Senator Thing to make a cameo. The absolute legend, he finally missed

  • @nataliearcadia
    @nataliearcadia 14 дней назад +108

    "I'm gay. I do not have sex with men." Same, dude. Same.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 14 дней назад

      Would a gay non-binary person only have sex with other non-binary people? Hmmm...

    • @kredonystus7768
      @kredonystus7768 13 дней назад +4

      If fully support your right as a gay man to marry, as long as you find the right woman.

    • @nataliearcadia
      @nataliearcadia 12 дней назад +11

      @@kredonystus7768 I honestly don't know how I could make it clearer that I'm a lesbian woman. I'm doing all I can here. Or maybe I'm too autistic to understand your comment idk

    • @thekitten_hoarder
      @thekitten_hoarder 11 дней назад +1

      @@nataliearcadia lmao this got a laugh out of me

    • @Pandacalifornia
      @Pandacalifornia 8 дней назад +1

      @@nataliearcadia I interpreted the comment as you’re not having any luck finding someone.

  • @kevinbabicz
    @kevinbabicz 14 дней назад +118

    Man carrying ballot to ballot box

  • @NotSure416
    @NotSure416 6 часов назад +1

    Thanks for the vote!

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 14 дней назад +10

    I have a friend who is basically exactly this. He staunchly believes that he is a member of the republican party, despite being an outspoken anarcho-socialist who wants the government to step in and break up corporations.

    • @craigcampbell3921
      @craigcampbell3921 13 дней назад

      Democratic policy is very popular until people find out that it's democratic policy.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 13 дней назад

      Are you sure he's a socialist and not just a free-market capitalist who believes the lack of government influence would cause corporations to break up?
      I vote Republican because they're the more libertarian party and when you look at the formation of pretty much all major corporations and their sustainment, it all comes down to government involvement. Not capitalism.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 13 дней назад

      @ he definitely dislikes capitalism, more than that I cannot say.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 13 дней назад

      @@ryankunst668 Yeah it's a bit stupid then if he hates capitalism.

    • @drewrussell8531
      @drewrussell8531 12 дней назад

      I was weirdly not too different in my late teens, though for me it was sort of just an awkward transitional period while I was trying to find a way to reconcile my Catholic morals and anti-capitalist anarchist philosophical leanings in a way that made some degree of sense.

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 14 дней назад +37

    "I bet you are."
    Ooh, you can FEEL the disdain.

  • @paperking_real
    @paperking_real 14 дней назад +29

    Plankton for President so farting and dying can be legal.

  • @cjgeminitarot6836
    @cjgeminitarot6836 14 дней назад +22

    This was clearly made for your elderly female core fanbase

  • @Vospader0
    @Vospader0 6 дней назад +109

    My friend likes to piss everyone off with this statement:
    "I'm all for abortions, I'm just against a women's right to choose."
    and watch as everyone gets offended.

    • @phootaphan9166
      @phootaphan9166 5 дней назад +43

      "I am anti-life and anti-choice." - Shadow the Hedgehog

    • @themonsterman3327
      @themonsterman3327 4 дня назад

      ​@@phootaphan9166 nah he'd say "I may be anti-choice but you're anti-bitches"

    • @Cowtymsmiesznego
      @Cowtymsmiesznego 4 дня назад +4

      It takes two to make a kid, we have marriages, alimonies, and other stuff that underscores that fact. Why would only one decide its fate?
      Obviously simplifying it to the "anti-choice" level is ridiculous, but you could transform it into a somewhat reasonable take.

    • @Vospader0
      @Vospader0 4 дня назад +19

      @@Cowtymsmiesznego No, he was implying "Mandatory Abortions" to artificially decline birthrate. It was more of a joke rather than him being serious.

    • @ccheyenne
      @ccheyenne 4 дня назад +16

      ​@@Cowtymsmiesznegobecause only one is actually growing the baby inside her body and will suffer the permanent physical consequences. If the dad drops dead there is no effect on the baby. Without the mom there is no baby. So logically the decision belongs to the mother

  • @ZuriekJT
    @ZuriekJT 2 дня назад +1

    This usually happens when someone "hears about a thing" and wants you to know that he knows... something, but he's not sure what that "something" is yet.

  • @cyberdemon6517
    @cyberdemon6517 14 дней назад +24

    man carrying every party at once

  • @DarkSwanMoon
    @DarkSwanMoon 14 дней назад +15

    Pretty much the conversion I had with my boss yesterday. 😑

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 3 дня назад +1

      *conversation

    • @DarkSwanMoon
      @DarkSwanMoon 3 дня назад

      @alvallac2171
      Google auto correct went to shit after they installed ai 😑

  • @theholypotato7763
    @theholypotato7763 14 дней назад +76

    I'm voting Kamala because LeBron endorsed her

    • @SpaceflightExplained
      @SpaceflightExplained 14 дней назад +59

      im voting kamala because she has a fortnite map

    • @IDoThings490
      @IDoThings490 14 дней назад +54

      I'm voting Kamala because I'm straight and that means that I like women more than men

    • @oscardean8962
      @oscardean8962 14 дней назад +7

      Ain’t no party like a Diddy party

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 13 дней назад +15

      i'm voting kamala because there ain't no party like the democrate party

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 дней назад +1

      the bronze jade

  • @ElectroFeel
    @ElectroFeel 20 часов назад +3

    This is how radical centrism looks like:

    • @000-v7j
      @000-v7j 11 часов назад

      The only centrist JREG could like

  • @WandererTheLost
    @WandererTheLost 7 дней назад +2

    I love how the room decided to light up as you stated you were a Communist. 0:26

  • @thetoxicfanbase4756
    @thetoxicfanbase4756 14 дней назад +44

    Man CARRYING don't make sense! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Zing!

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 14 дней назад +41

    Real, I voted blindfolded today

  • @jujuthehoms5482
    @jujuthehoms5482 14 дней назад +80

    Socially Conservative, Fiscally Liberal

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 14 дней назад +14

      Idk, is being pro abortion and pro gayness socially conservative? And the markets surely don't like the idea of less workers either 😂

    • @poutinemcflurry3544
      @poutinemcflurry3544 14 дней назад +1

      The beeper King is here!

    • @mielipuolisiili7240
      @mielipuolisiili7240 14 дней назад +18

      Using the words conservative and liberal for financial politics makes no sense, since both ideologies are fundamentally capitalist and have both historically advocated for everything between free market fundamentalism and social democracy.

    • @poutinemcflurry3544
      @poutinemcflurry3544 14 дней назад +1

      @@sleepyseraT’was a 30 Rock reference

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 14 дней назад +21

      @@sleepysera Just because he is gay doesn't mean he's pro-gay

  • @AleksanderKazecki
    @AleksanderKazecki 13 дней назад +9

    "Higher taxes for poor people to incentivise them to stop being poor" sounds like something an actual politician could say and that's scary.
    Btw, you can _choose_ to vote in a swing state? Why isn't everyone doing this?

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 7 дней назад

      This was like official position of Russian government in 1990s. Every poor person who died from starvation because bastards dismantled and sold factories with hundreds of thousands of workers are suckers and have to blame themselves
      No surprise communist views still widely exist in Russia despite government not looking at it friendly, given THIS was first experience of Russians with capitalism.

    • @drunkenpeanut6582
      @drunkenpeanut6582 4 дня назад +1

      I'm pretty sure the swing state thing was a joke about the average swing state voter, but I don't live in america so I'm not 100% on how their political system works, but logically I think you're only allowed to vote in the district you live in

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 3 дня назад

      @@drunkenpeanut6582 It's making fun of undecided voters, not voters in swing states. Swing states are states whose Electoral College vote can change from one election to another. That doesn't mean most of their individual voters keep changing their minds, but that the margins in the state are often narrow (near 50/50) and in one election Party A happens to turn out a few more votes, but in the next another election B turns out more voters.
      In the US, we do not have 1 person 1 vote. People's vote for president count more depending on what state they live in. States are assigned a certain number of electors in the Electoral College depending on the size of their population.The candidate with at least 270 Electoral College votes wins the election. In most states, the presidential candidate who wins the popular vote in that state wins 100% of that state's Electoral College votes, so all you need is 50% + 1 vote and anything beyond that is "wasted." Being in a swing state means your vote for President matters more than those who aren't, because the swing states usually determine who wins the presidency.
      So the joke in this video is you have an undecided voter whose views are all over the map in a way that doesn't makes sense, and of course it's just our luck that Mr. Chaotic Voter happens to live in a swing state where his vote affects the outcome a lot more.

    • @000-v7j
      @000-v7j 11 часов назад

      Im pretty sure someone did actually say that once, as for voting. I'm like 80% sure you can't choose (idk I never like a candidate enough to vote)

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 13 дней назад +3

    I believe that the 90% who own only 10% of the wealth shouldn’t pay 50% of the taxes.
    They should pay more than that

  • @MidWitPride
    @MidWitPride 14 дней назад +59

    Oh, look. It's Jreg.

    • @jjowna
      @jjowna 14 дней назад +3

      i love you

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride 13 дней назад +2

      @@jjowna I love you too, honeybuns

  • @Legendarial
    @Legendarial 14 дней назад +13

    bros political compass is stuck in the nether

  • @TheKartana
    @TheKartana 14 дней назад +19

    Least deranged undecided voter

  • @ruddiko
    @ruddiko 9 дней назад +2

    A contradictory but very real type of person that misses the irony of their own existence

  • @drewrussell8531
    @drewrussell8531 12 дней назад +3

    This guy just said the polar opposite of most my political views and yet somehow I still feel personally attacked.

  • @gman7774
    @gman7774 14 дней назад +38

    Oddly relatable. Not to any of these issues but just that I don’t fit in either box. I hate the two party system. Make me Emperor.

    • @aaronbates4848
      @aaronbates4848 14 дней назад +18

      You seem trustworthy, I'd give you my vote.

  • @DragonDDark
    @DragonDDark 14 дней назад +14

    They're always in a swing state! 😭😭😭

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr 14 дней назад +18

    Undecided Voters: “The inner machinations of my mind are and enigma...”
    Their minds: 🥛

  • @outtolunch2834
    @outtolunch2834 8 дней назад +2

    This just immediately makes me think of people who would call themselves Socialist Libertarians.

  • @TurkishToprak
    @TurkishToprak 9 дней назад +1

    this was hilarious. love the "Oh i bet you are" at the end. I had so much fun voting in a swing state.