The frightening part is that there's still five episodes left after this. I think the show turns into a domestic sitcom about some guy who married his Aunt.
"I now declare Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen man and wife" * Bran crashes through the wall * "Jon, wait! She's your aunt!" *freeze frame, seinfeld theme plays*
MsJGingerbread lol Daenerys probably doesn't care, her parents and grandparents are incestuous, but Jon grew up thinking he's a Stark. Just imagine Jon freaking out and Daenerys being all like "JESUS JON CHILL, OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR GENERATIONS, STOP BEING DRAMATIC"
Excellent analysis. Hard to believe so many others have missed these plot twists that seem totally obvious now that you've laid out all the cards on the chess board.
During season 7: Dany and Jon fall in love. At the end of season 7: Bran gets to know. He asks: Do they really love each other? Someone: Yes. Bran smiles smugly. End of season 7
Hey schwift, is there any way I can see that takedown episode? I didn't want to watch it before seeing the episode but by the time I did it was already gone.
The Night King defends his attempted conquest of Westeros by saying, "It's just the ultimate castle on a hill, mate. I was just in love with the shape of you, Dany."
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You have made a very POWERFUL enemy my friend! This is a declaration of war!
*grabs popcorn*
Didn't you tell him to lay naked
in a pile of pirated season six videos and scream as George RR Martin intended sounds like his done that to me!
:-)
Little jim commands it!
We're only one episode deep into the season and Alt has already lost his damn mind. 😂
Laura Viniconis His multiple personalities are revolting
Schwift is taking over!
Troy Horner you don't say? *insert meme here*
The wait for season 7 messed with his head
Is that someone..... ED SHEERAN?!?
Plot twist: Alt Shift X is actually Ed Sheeran
Pelin Özbalcı good one! Maybe a identity reveal like Scooby Doo... Ed Sheeran dressed like a alien dressed as an anonymous ozzie...
...dressed like Ed Sheeran
shit just got real....
i didn't actually mind ed sheeran
Well there was that one Album in 2014 called "X"..
Are we going to ignore the fact that he correctly predicted sex boat?!
with positions and all
The best part was Dany's head added on top of Dany's head
LOL!! Right??
I love how Alt Shift X let people know about this channel by pretending it's fake and telling people not to watch it
I know years has passed, but could you reference me to that moment?
@@mufla2636 ^^^^
XDD i neeed a direction too
He's mad jealous of ya boi
Man, I listened to him back then and never checked it out. Just realizing it now.
"sex on Danys yacht"
He was right guys
Top quality shitpost 11/10
you mean schwiftpost?
Also, Sam discovers that water is indeed wet, which was actually foreshadowed in his previous conversation with Davos way back in Cha....
D&D win an Emmy for smashing the patriarchy. 😅
Once and for all
“Bork bork, I am wolf boy, hear me bork, bork bork.”
Just as George R.R. Martin intended. No need to read Winds of Winter or A Dream of Spring.
"Boys are stinky. Girls are funny and strong. Get over it."
ROFL
"At the moment of climax, Daenerys shouts where are my dragons"
I laughed.
The frightening part is that there's still five episodes left after this. I think the show turns into a domestic sitcom about some guy who married his Aunt.
"I now declare Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen man and wife"
* Bran crashes through the wall * "Jon, wait! She's your aunt!"
*freeze frame, seinfeld theme plays*
Fat Bird they're targaryens, they don't care about such details
MsJGingerbread lol Daenerys probably doesn't care, her parents and grandparents are incestuous, but Jon grew up thinking he's a Stark. Just imagine Jon freaking out and Daenerys being all like "JESUS JON CHILL, OUR FAMILY HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR GENERATIONS, STOP BEING DRAMATIC"
Fat Bird poor jon, having to deal with so much shir already, without his creepy aunt doing her part
And Ed Sheeran would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Bark Bark
Alt Schwift, first of his name, king of the Squwads and the Comic Sans
and the andals and the first mems
tenth of his name*
Once of the Ricks, protectors of the Mortys, last of the Sanchez name
Still better writing than S5.
Creative and original joke
Jen'ari-asha About an equally creative and original show.
FrakkinToaster Luvva for a person who's never seen the show you stalk awfully much of related channels.
Ed Sheeran needs the bad pussy.
Season 8*
I found it very hard to enjoy that touching scene with Arya and Nymeria as all I could hear in my head was, "bork bork"
Oh, it's Shift's voice with Schwift's persona. You two are merging. Very cool.
We've missed you terribly at the Squwad, thanks for this.
Adva Lanciano I feel that l this is an entirely new persona. He's multiplying
Adva Lanciano I thought the same thing! Was only the longing?
I think you mean he's morphing :P
How did you obtain it?
EDIT: Never mind. I'm an idiot. This is hilarious.
Greg Mooney lmao
The train to Ironytown just left without you
I didn't think I could love him more
then he bork borks his way into your heart with some thankfully biting commentary.
Disturbing. Yet highly intriguing.
Nati Whatever the things i would do to you...
"David Benioff and Dan Weiss get an Emmy for smashing the patriarchy once and for all"
Weird that they included this in the Episode
Favorite part of this episode is when Arya says “It’s Aryin time” and Arys all over House Frey. All these years later and I still get chills.
This is so much better than the actual episode we will probably get
Bork Bork. I am Woofboy. Hear me Bork. Bork Bork.
Lol
Bork Bork BAHAHAHHA don't know why but I fucking lost it :')
And this is far better than it actually happened on the show.
This video perfectly captures what life has felt like since 2019
This sounds like a legit preston jacobs theory.
Lord Stark 😂
LOL!!
R+L=D
B+A=J
O+E=A GUESS THEM ALL
Rheagar + Lyanna is smily face
Balon + Aerys is jorah
obyren + easter bunny is Azor Ahaii
Category: Education. Indeed.
Excellent analysis. Hard to believe so many others have missed these plot twists that seem totally obvious now that you've laid out all the cards on the chess board.
SAVAGE.This is really not that far fetched tbh.
For a moment I was confused, thinking I might have missed an episode or something, but then I realised this is Alt SCHWIFT X instead of shift... 😂
I laughed pretty damn hard btw xD
I feel like I have been waiting for this my whole life :')
Schwift, you're drunk. Go home.
Schwift with Shift's voice and pace... the best of both worlds.
And Rikke was right, the #scwiftysquwad misses you a lot.
During season 7: Dany and Jon fall in love. At the end of season 7: Bran gets to know. He asks: Do they really love each other? Someone: Yes. Bran smiles smugly. End of season 7
I'm here, because I was told not to watch
I like _your version_ way better than the show since Season 5!
Just imagine the chaos you and Ozzy Man could wreak on the world if you teamed up!
This is unironically better than S8
This has got to be the best thing I've ever seen
Holy Ish! That was amazing
I can just imagine how hard it is not to laugh while making this video
To think I actually avoided this video until the second episode came out just in case of possible spoilers 😂😂😂
Hey schwift, is there any way I can see that takedown episode? I didn't want to watch it before seeing the episode but by the time I did it was already gone.
Came here from your warning at the end of your latest video. This is hilarious. Great work.
This is some really beautiful shit. Thank Alt thank you! I missed you so much!
Man, I really missed you 😊
We'll do a GOT Abridged on the weekend
Alt Schwift X Wonderful. The Squwad is getting antsy with the lack of Schwiftyness. And by the Squwad I mean me 😊
@AltSchwiftX But my box set of Animorphs just arrived in the mail!
Yus. I've missed you and the #Squwad
this is the single greatest video ever
This is the best video I've ever seen
who just came back from alt shift x video that he said don't sub alt schwift x?
Omg huge fan, hahahaha splained! Ahhh your awesome!
😂😂😂🤣 the dry delivery. Lmao
How the hell did I miss this?? Brilliant.
All I want is Chad Summerchild to roll through the end and be like "Fuck yea!"
This is art.
That's what I call getting bamboozled. : )
How did you copy Alt Shift X's voice so well? Also really good job on just using screenshots for videos like I do!
Schwift is Alt Shift X's evil twin brother, that's why they have the same voice
I Love u XD i laughed so hard pls make a Next One for the 3 Episode
You got me with the Comic Sans thumbnail.
Thanks for splaining this to me
This channels actually better than the main Altshift. Videos are well edited
Amazing
The best thing about GoT are all the video thumbnails that pop up in my recommendations that are full of red circles and arrows ...
Can't wait for episode 3
Poor Alt Shift X has already lost his mind!
Such fantastic investigative content
you SPLAINED it very well
This is perfect
You were mentioned in your sister channel Alt Shift X"s Se08 Ep06 Explained. Glad I came here, was not disappointed, fucking hilarious mate.
I am from the future, sent back to inform you that after season 8, this is now considered the canon ending for Game of Thrones
How have I not looked at this channel before 🤣🤣🤣
Still better than what we got for season 8
I like how you referenced turtles all the way down!
WTF that was a good way to get me to this channel. This is fucking hilarious.
This was a very exciting episode. A lot happens & you'll probably need to watch it a couple of times to take it all in.
Still a better ending than season 8
that was so considerate of Bran to wait until they were finished before he told them they're related.
Damn, that is one intense episode. Can't wait for tomorrow.
this is golden
Well that explains everything. It's amazing what they can fit in one episode ... apparently the whole season.
Hook, line and sinker. Damn you, Ed Sheeran!
Wow! After listening to it, I had to give it a like 👍
I Came from Alt Shift X after he mentioned your channel.
Still better than season 8
I legitimately thought someone was attempting to rip you off and came in here ready to flame. Well played.
i sat through the whole damned thing
i love it
How dare you make me recall that "myrish swamp" line.
"Where are my dragons?" That was fucking genius.
super obsidian black dragons had me rollin.
:) :) Brilliant !!!
The Night King defends his attempted conquest of Westeros by saying, "It's just the ultimate castle on a hill, mate. I was just in love with the shape of you, Dany."
''Bork bork'' lmfao I fucking love you dude
This is the best Fan Fiction I've ever read.
You're the man
Bork! Bork! Let's shit on all the corpses. It was Ed Sheeran all along... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you fookin slay me, Alt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘
This is definitely better than the Hodor video LOL:D
Best episode