Joe Lycett on Parking Fines | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2020
- Its the story that went viral and made our Joe a household name. But here it is in it's original beauty, the extended cut of the infamous parking fine story.
Feel free to take notes
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He needs to voice a vaguely comedic Disney or Pixar villain
No! You are losing Tom Allen! Write him in! X
@@clivewells7090 they’d be a great villain duo 😂
@@clivewells7090 Saw Tom Allen and another comedian (forget who) roasting each other. The other one said that Tom being on a show meant only one thing - 'Joe Lycett was asking too much.'
Yes!
I suppose growing up with every kids movie queercoding its villains results in stuff like this - meant well and innocently, but so weird to think about
‘Hopefully you won’t get caught up in the forthcoming’ I’m using this forever now😂😂😂
This is the most ominously nonspecific threat I've ever heard.
The meaning changes with the addition of one letter and a space to be more specifically and disturbingly threatening.
"Hopefully you won't get caught up in the fourth coming!"
"That's vague enough - it could mean I'm only gonna glass her"
Joe is like a lawful good Karen
@@iknowyouarebutiamnot I don't think they meant Will & Grace.
Chaotic good I would say
You could say he's the Arch-Karen of Sanity.
@@foolishlyfoolhardy6004 Exterminatus!!
He’s a sarcastic Karen
God love him
"Doth butter no parsnips" is my favourite phrase thanks to Joe 😂😂
What does that even mean
@@selenophile410 no way josé?
it's of no use to me I think XD
#Butteredparsnips
An answer on Pointless last week too.
If only Joe would take on Student Finance 😭😭
Yessss
PLEASE
If only 😂 better yet he should take on 'unite students'
Actually, I coached a group of unemployed teenagers, once, and that one 16-year-old REALLY wanted to become a park sheriff. It was his dream.....
He should probably be put on some type of watchlist.
@@CountPenta hey now, its a harmless dream and a helpful one. Probably had some family in the business he looked up to.
Maybe his parents were killed in some sort of improperly parked car related incident. Its a Batman situation.
@@JDHGaming 😄 🤣
Poor dude
His multiple reminders that he does nothing in the day 😂
"Bellends" and "gates of hell" how does he make his voice do that😂😂 hilarious
I thought he had a secret supply of helium in the microphone he released at appropriate intervals. #ButterParsnips
You would think Joe spends his day thinking up new material for his stand up, but all he does the whole time is make such stupid yet magnificient correspondence with bureaucrats and that becomes his material😂
"get in the fucking bin, Colin" 😂😂😂
Only in England, "glass" is a verb, lol
and 'Straya
Yeah what was that?? does it mean get her drunk or something with glasses XD XD XD
@@ShreyankaTKirubagaran It means to smash a glass bottle on someone's head
@@ahotbanana no you smash the glass/bottle then stab them with it
@@ShreyankaTKirubagaran to smash a glass agasint someone's face, normally
Doth butter no parsnips 😂
Hi Mia! Hope you and yours are safe and well, take care, X
@@clivewells7090 thank you! X
@@sharmilab1860 you're welcome. If you like British comics I can recommend Paul Smith of Hot Water Comedy Club. He mostly does crowd work, i.e. talking to people as he comperes and warms up for the other acts, but he's easily the funniest! Give him a go if you don't mind foul language... X
@@clivewells7090 I will thank you!
@@sharmilab1860 i am hope yu lika! You may struggle with his accent but you can turn on the captions (subtitles) by touching the 3 dots on the top right. There is a mix of 5000, I kid u not, clips on their channel, but start off slow! I must sound like his publicist but I just love laughing! X
Splendid fuckery! Joe always makes me laugh.
Fuckery. A great word.
@@JohnSmithShields I was going to say that, but you took the butter off my parsnip.
Imagine if Joe was reincarnated as a parking enforcement officer how ironic would that be
I'm not sure you understand how reincarnation works
Well seeing he obviously hasn't peaked in life being the highschool bully with an authority fetish and comes across like a decent person, I'd say his chances of being reincarnated as a pig are pretty slim
Who knows though, he just might have an insatiable lust for donuts and domestic abuse!
@@kaldo8907 you act like that's even possible 💀💀
@@azrielackerman4659 If it is or it isn't, that doesn't matter. You certainly wouldn't reincarnate as an adult with a specific job, you would come back as an animal or baby.
I fell down the RUclips Pandemic rabbit hole and discovered Joe ...... he’s f***** BRILLIANT.
This weeks Covid silver lining 😍😍
Not the best if you’re the person who gave him the ticket
Because of this show, "songs that doth butter parsnips" is now the name of my workout playlist 😂
There should be a workshop called Email like Joe Lycett. I would sign up immediately 👏🏽
I love this guy. His comedy is so unpredictable and brilliant
Hugo Boss is so funny 😂
carol m it was a joke of his where he changed his name to Hugo boss
thought it was rhubarb bikini
Joe is so freaking HiLaRiOuS!!! If I ever get to meet him I may have to hug him in thanks for all the laughs. He is brilliant!!
You might have to queue up!
@@alicethebakingfrog2180 Absolutely!!! I'd prob be that crazy lady everyone side eyes. Lol. Sadly I'm in the US so who knows when the UK will let us in again. RUclips will have to suffice for now.
But don't forget we're all at risk.
Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Joe you’re so funny. “I’m parked on the moon”
His comedy is so on point he’s the best troll ever
"My lawyers would like to contact them directly." My lawyers do not exist.
- Me every time I'm trying to get my school's administration to listen to me about my fucking loans
such a funny dude
Joe never fails cheer me up, just the laugh I needed as well
One day im gonna get "hopefully doth butter no parsnips" tatooed
#butterparsnips is circled around my bellybutton
I’m sure his emails made Steph and Colin’s days a lot more eventful and exciting than usual
I love Joe Lycett, he seems like he'd be fun to hang out with
I have watched this about 30 times and ever time I watch it I laugh hysterically it’s just hilarious 🤣
We need you in America, Joe. Our government is much like yours. They throw accusations around wildly, hoping that enough stick to pay their wages.
My absolute favorite line in the whole clip is every line. So funny!
This guy's a real Boss.
He is Hugo Boss after all...
I love fighting beurocrazy with beurocrazy !
Who else has an unhealthy obsession with Joe Lycett? 🇵🇹🇪🇺❣🌍
I adore Joe's sense of humour 😂😂😂
This Texan loves you, Joe!!!!
do you know what, if I were colin I would love to have my day disrupted by anything so entertaining as joe lycett
Children don't wish to grow up to be parking sheriffs; but even some adults wish to grow up to be as good a troll as Joe Lycett!
OMG I really need him to write a letter for me!🤣
RUclips thinks because I'm obsessed with Ricky Gervais I would like this guy. Well done, robots.
This was genuinely hilarious. I didn't know who Joe Lycett was before but I'm finna go find out.
Google his name (it's actually Hugo Boss now ;) )
@@ChocookieMonster oh that was brilliant that was 🤣
I am in love with Joe Lycett
Thank you RUclips for putting this guy on my feed!!!! Love him!!!!
Joe Lycett is brilliant! Thank you for the laughs!
Doth butter no parsnips!
Someone at the top of their game. Brilliant comedy.
made my day 🤣🤣🤣
Hugo boss ! He's hilarious
"get in the fucking bin Colin" 😂😂
4:58 Never have the words "I do nothing in the days" sounded so sinister and ominous.
That Costa del Sol photo cracks me up every time
We have two very similarly named streets in my town called Freewater and Freewater Lane. I happen to know that because I used to live on Freewater and people, especially delivery drivers, would constantly confuse them. As it so happens, Freewater Lane has a big overpriced public parking lot called Freewater Lane Parking. The creativity invested in the naming process is only matched by the atmosphere of the gravel pit the size of three football fields it actually is. I used to park my car there every day, mind you this was long after moving out of Freewater because that place was a depressing shithole. I also made it a point not to pay for parking in Freewater Lane once. One fine day, I got a parking ticket on Freewater Lane Parking for not paying their ridiculous fees. Except the ticket didn't say Freewater Lane Parking, it said Freewater. So I contested the ticket and they send me a letter saying they had photographic evidence. So I wrote back I'd be very interested to see that photograph because I only bought my car after leaving Freewater behind never to be seen again. They replied they'd cacel the fee.
and another good one, " you couldn't hit a barn door with a brick ". :)
When you have the voice of a cartoon super villain, may as well put it to use 🤔
Love him, just amazing!!
Thats how I learned how to spell assume!
Joe, you are brilliant.
I've watched this so many times from 8oo10C that I was actually reciting it with him
Same here haha, I think it was much funnier when told it the first time on cats does countdown
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Love from Philadelphia.
Haha 😂 he is amazing!
Pertinent is a great word when the use of it is pertinent
this man is brilliant!!!
He is brilliant.
😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry Colin I’ve done it again 😎
Parsnips 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Victory 4 the common man! Sweet-teh common thou art noth! Bloody good 4 u! I happen 2 b sunning in the South of France! Here's a picture!
Brilliant!!
he is my favourite person.
He is one of the best comedians ever so funny.😂🤣🤣
This guy is hilarious
Ok, he has 2 jobs. I need to hire him!
Hugo boss is really funny
Marie Whitbread lighten up jesus
@Marie Whitbread For someone commenting on a comedy video, you're not very good at recognising a joke...
Wow. I live in NZ and "Colin" doesn't have the power to simply cancel a fine. It'd be great if it was that easy.
Same. I live in Melbourne, and the council parking authorities are such pricks that they have an "appeals" section where they just have a list of reasons why they will NOT under virtually any circumstance cancel a fine.
@@jazzycat8917 I live in Germany... 🤭🍺🤷🏿♂️
I'm from NZ too! I found Joe a couple of days ago and he's my favourite comedian
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 my best friend lives in Germany. She is amazing, would love to visit Germany one day
@@MJAY-N7129 Highly recommend the border region with France, including both Freiburg and Strasbourg (you can literally walk over to France from Kehl). Warmest region. Also good food, wine and beer. I visit whenever passing between the two countries, or from Switzerland and Italy.
"Get in the fucking bin Colin"
This man is a genius.
I recognise a fellow adhd brain when I see one 🤓 lol
Love Joe.
Wow he's hilarious
Love it. I'm gathering ideas.
Chaotic good.
Data Protection Act 2018! :)
Mmmmmm buttered parsnips
Hilarious!
Oh this man brings me so much joy
joe there has to be a counter strike :P
Puissant! 😂😂😂😂😂
‘Get in the fucking bin Colin’
colin sounds a lot like david mitchell :D
old Victorian i have one for you " you couldn't catch snek if you was sat on gate lad". :P
Colin sounds identical to my old IT teacher
Brilliant
Tried searching for the meaning of the proverbs "doth butter no parsnips"- basically 'empty promises'
Something tells me you made Colin’s day.
Very funny !
Parking fines are not fun joe but your funny.
You're*
MC Intricacy thank you. I was about to correct too haha
Joe*
Am I tripping or the blue in the background giving the video depth and it looks 3d
Would be hilarious if the fines people saw this and used it as evidence to quadruple his fine.
İt's not real lol
I thought Todd chrisley started doing standup
"a victory for the common man" oh there's nothing common about you Joe
I worry about Joe’s seemingly delicate spinal column.
This is a pattern with you Joe. They keep track you know. The Leeds affair, driving up the wrong lane. Parking in the wrong spot? A taxi spot?... well well well
(You're a doll, never mind.)