The OLDEST Lady Is A PARTY ANIMAL... in Bitlife

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Gloom
    @Gloom  5 лет назад +10636

    Really excited for you guys to see tomorrow's vid! Jay, Azzy and LaurenzSide will all be reacting to something strange I found!

  • @em-qw2zx
    @em-qw2zx 5 лет назад +339

    28:16
    *an earthquake in colombia killed 138 people and injured 3, 189” more.”
    cassie: “okay.. perfect”

  • @urmum1595
    @urmum1595 5 лет назад +8724

    I wonder what her neighbours think of her screaming
    “ *IM NO LONGER SUFFERING FROM DERPRESSSIIOOONN!!!* ” 😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @WayneCAlderman
    @WayneCAlderman 2 года назад +132

    Jeanne Louise Calment, a French woman who died in 1997, remains the longest-lived person at 122 years and 164 days. The oldest currently living person is now said to be Lucile Randon, a 118-year-old French nun. Randon is also the oldest known survivor of COVID-19.Apr 25, 2022

    • @Nellie_shorts
      @Nellie_shorts Год назад +5

      The actual longest person to live is in the Bible his name is Methuselah he died at the age of 969

    • @Che3z5
      @Che3z5 Год назад +8

      @@Nellie_shortswe are talking about after bc

    • @tjsquibbofficial
      @tjsquibbofficial 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@Nellie_shorts We're talking about real people, not fake people.

    • @Nellie_shorts
      @Nellie_shorts 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@tjsquibbofficial He isnt fake

    • @Nellie_shorts
      @Nellie_shorts 8 месяцев назад

      @@tjsquibbofficial the Bible has been proven to be true, in fact the most true book ever written

  • @em-qw2zx
    @em-qw2zx 5 лет назад +464

    “IM NO LONGER SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION!!!”
    *i choked*

    • @ztoollzl
      @ztoollzl 5 лет назад +1

      Ya same i was drinking a kickapoo

    • @nekogacha7947
      @nekogacha7947 5 лет назад +2

      Silvum ! I laughed. lol.

  • @hayleighjohnson737
    @hayleighjohnson737 5 лет назад +4190

    "Stairway to the stairs"
    -Kassie 2019

  • @alexandria7848
    @alexandria7848 5 лет назад +2225

    Gloom: I’m so happy and healthy!
    *Ages up one year*
    Gloom: IM SUFFERING FROM PNEUMONIA??!!

  • @jenniechester9319
    @jenniechester9319 3 года назад +76

    I love how Kassie called the movie, Stairway to the Stairs, But it was Stairway to the Stars

  • @whosthatgirlllll
    @whosthatgirlllll 5 лет назад +278

    Why did Laurenzside’s computer take over?
    What happened to Azzy’s underwear drawer??

  • @chimmy8677
    @chimmy8677 5 лет назад +623

    “ Azzy’s underwear drawer”
    Gloom: I enjoyed that 😂

  • @vanessagomez8059
    @vanessagomez8059 5 лет назад +1792

    I can only live up to 100 years i died because of depression because my husband left me cuz
    "I stopped shaving"

    • @zaire334
      @zaire334 5 лет назад +35

      no i lived to 117 the other day its one of the achievements to live to 120

    • @aleena2781
      @aleena2781 5 лет назад +17

      I lived to be 130 something

    • @milkthebeverage
      @milkthebeverage 5 лет назад +42

      i lived to 106 i died because i tried to stop someone from jumping off a building they crushed me.

    • @taralicious71762
      @taralicious71762 5 лет назад +54

      MY BOYDRIEND LEFT ME BECAUSE I BLINK TOO MUCH

    • @moonlightnymph7975
      @moonlightnymph7975 5 лет назад +28

      my husband left me because i eat water with my cereal XD
      Edit: I fixed it thanks for helping me out guys.

  • @heavenandhell109
    @heavenandhell109 2 года назад +271

    Best quote ever
    "She's staying alive for the rest of her life" -Kassie

    • @zavier663
      @zavier663 2 года назад +5

      But now no one knows is she alive…

    • @heavenandhell109
      @heavenandhell109 2 года назад +4

      @@zavier663 I miss her

    • @klee.365
      @klee.365 2 года назад +3

      @@heavenandhell109 I miss her 2

    • @mercipurrs
      @mercipurrs 2 года назад +3

      @@zavier663 she is alive. Several of her friends have said so

    • @thatdeer6508
      @thatdeer6508 2 года назад +1

      I miss gloom so much😢

  • @Keiji_Akaashi
    @Keiji_Akaashi 5 лет назад +621

    Bit life: boost your happiness by going to see a children’s film today!
    Film: Stairways To The Stars
    Kassie: let’s watch stairway to the stairs

  • @elenalorelei3563
    @elenalorelei3563 5 лет назад +299

    The color match between your pompom ears and lipstick is phenomenal

    • @shaz7982
      @shaz7982 5 лет назад +4

      LenaLand - Vlogs ARMYYYY

    • @minimimikyus3056
      @minimimikyus3056 5 лет назад +2

      hi aaarrrrmmmyyyyy

    • @dojoobi8840
      @dojoobi8840 5 лет назад +3

      Jimin, you got no jams

    • @felixp233
      @felixp233 5 лет назад +4

      @Agent 8 - Poppy Don't do that it makes us look bad 😂 make references only armys would understand 😂

    • @felixp233
      @felixp233 5 лет назад +2

      expensive gorl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Averygriffn
    @Averygriffn 4 года назад +2463

    "She's staying alive for the rest of her life"- Kassie

  • @yourlocaljuniorduck
    @yourlocaljuniorduck 2 года назад +145

    Alternate title: Kassie being scared at every single little sickness or pain

  • @jennalambert1823
    @jennalambert1823 5 лет назад +103

    I was married 4 kids 3 boys 1 girl and I lived until 28 from a heart attach because I was stressed from my 3 jobs 4 kids ,cat,and husband.
    In BitLife of course

  • @slayqueenlarachelslay4842
    @slayqueenlarachelslay4842 5 лет назад +580

    Health goes from 100% to 99%
    Gloom: AHHHH WE’RE GONNA DIE!!

  • @alicial3849
    @alicial3849 5 лет назад +427

    You should do the Wheel of Bitlife challenge 😂
    You spin the wheel and that chooses your-
    Job, Sexuality, Family/children etc...
    I think it would be really funny to watch :)
    Edit- Ty for the Likes ❤️ I hope she does it :)

    • @abigailstevenson9653
      @abigailstevenson9653 5 лет назад +2

      Cool idea

    • @katarzynajadzinska7628
      @katarzynajadzinska7628 5 лет назад +1

      You are a genius

    • @alicial3849
      @alicial3849 5 лет назад +1

      katarzyna jadzinska why thank you :)

    • @Lunakari
      @Lunakari 5 лет назад +2

      Did you get that from a RUclipsr or think that up?
      Edit: yea I saw someone do it I was just wondering if you saw them or thought of it, I would saw their name, but I don't want to advertise so I'm sure if you look it up you"ll find it 😀

    • @alicial3849
      @alicial3849 5 лет назад

      Kylee Wolf I thought of it, but maybe somebody has already done it? 🤔

  • @xxmehwatermelonxx7177
    @xxmehwatermelonxx7177 3 года назад +217

    “Lauren Z side movie”. Azzyland’s Underwear drawer” HOW THEY KNOW

  • @yournamehere6670
    @yournamehere6670 4 года назад +229

    My favourite movie: Stairway to the Stairs

  • @afshanseher9663
    @afshanseher9663 5 лет назад +156

    The oldest lady ever was 122 years old ,so 1 more or 2 more years means that you could have been the eldest woman alive 👵🏻😊😊😍💞

    • @honeycoves3707
      @honeycoves3707 5 лет назад +3

      Afshan Seher nah I was 132 before.

    • @anonymoustjoma2885
      @anonymoustjoma2885 5 лет назад +1

      I read that the oldest person ever alive was 124.

    • @1lovepxula470
      @1lovepxula470 5 лет назад +3

      @@anonymoustjoma2885 actually I dont think u can be 124 years old. The oldest is 122 because 124, ur bones wouldve stopped and u wouldve died immediately.

    • @lucimaralves490
      @lucimaralves490 5 лет назад +1

      @@1lovepxula470 you dont think... FACTS are the ones supposed to be talking here sis

    • @devanp5061
      @devanp5061 5 лет назад +1

      MéowMěòw.Sūg._.a 93 actually your bones wouldn’t stop working you would probably just be put on bed rest the rest of your life or you would be more likely to suffer heart attack and strokes

  • @gloomystudios296
    @gloomystudios296 5 лет назад +81

    “Stairway to the stairs”
    It was Stars XDD

  • @Bigxstacks
    @Bigxstacks 2 года назад +20

    I love re-watching her videos her energy makes me so happy 😊 ❤️

  • @chocolatebob8445
    @chocolatebob8445 5 лет назад +3018

    Man, I was only able to live to 119 😵

  • @brokendreams0310
    @brokendreams0310 5 лет назад +425

    Gloom you should try being the most beautiful person in bitlife

    • @myasitz631
      @myasitz631 5 лет назад +21

      And get every plastic surgery possible

    • @sinkingtheboat
      @sinkingtheboat 5 лет назад +12

      Uhm anyone can be the prettiest so she wouldn’t be the prettiest because people have got 100 before

    • @halfway7690
      @halfway7690 5 лет назад +16

      @@sinkingtheboat I think they mean like always. Like at 90 years old, 100%

    • @milliebutler9048
      @milliebutler9048 5 лет назад +5

      She already has

    • @yao3206
      @yao3206 5 лет назад +1

      Yeeeesss!!

  • @lalalala25001
    @lalalala25001 5 лет назад +261

    “Everything, that is dear to me, is very dear to me” -kassie,2019

  • @cheylovesgod
    @cheylovesgod 3 года назад +153

    I love how she burps without embarrassment

  • @islagordon1989
    @islagordon1989 5 лет назад +267

    *I'm an old lady I'm really into that stuff...*
    _-kassie 2k19_

    • @_lia_._.9008
      @_lia_._.9008 5 лет назад

      2019*

    • @Lee-rd6dc
      @Lee-rd6dc 5 лет назад +3

      Ash Terrazas
      *it stands for 2019*

    • @arachnids8grip
      @arachnids8grip 5 лет назад +2

      Isla Gordon how do you do italics?

    • @luxuriousllama3140
      @luxuriousllama3140 5 лет назад

      Alex PotatoeAnime do _ in front of it and after like this _HELLO_

    • @a.c.d.s
      @a.c.d.s 5 лет назад

      _like this?_

  • @hayliefelhofer8171
    @hayliefelhofer8171 5 лет назад +215

    You should do a bitlife challenge where you live only with the money your parents give you. Ilysm❤🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @Bugsy-hd7we
      @Bugsy-hd7we 5 лет назад

      100th like

    • @neyiaxx
      @neyiaxx 5 лет назад +3

      Well that will be hard..

    • @Bugsy-hd7we
      @Bugsy-hd7we 5 лет назад

      [KittyLoverYT] true

    • @Bugsy-hd7we
      @Bugsy-hd7we 5 лет назад +2

      I’m actually trying it rn
      By my parents don’t have any money so that’s an issue

    • @garfieldlover-bg3pr
      @garfieldlover-bg3pr 5 лет назад +1

      And when they die ask your EX

  • @emmakharris5369
    @emmakharris5369 5 лет назад +815

    Next time you’re sad go on a vacation! It makes the biggest difference.
    Like this so Kassie can see 🤗

    • @stephgreul
      @stephgreul 5 лет назад +5

      Emma K. Harris you’ve copied lots of people’s comments saying that

    • @theaaa8522
      @theaaa8522 5 лет назад +1

      what if you don’t have money

    • @lauraodijk
      @lauraodijk 5 лет назад +1

      But I don’t have enough money :v

    • @idkarmani3798
      @idkarmani3798 5 лет назад +2

      Emma K. Harris no u

    • @LambentLight00
      @LambentLight00 5 лет назад +1

      I usually do that lol

  • @duckiest
    @duckiest Год назад +107

    Who’s binge watching glooms vids on her break? Just me? Ok😅

  • @felinelover9486
    @felinelover9486 5 лет назад +242

    "sadness is bad for your health" - Gloom
    Me:😅

  • @elliotisdozy
    @elliotisdozy 5 лет назад +47

    "Stairway to the stairs" -Kassie
    "A lot of people like me!" *gets rejected* -Kassie

  • @Emma-gl9rp
    @Emma-gl9rp 4 года назад +454

    “Am I really happy though?” **she links girl gets rejected 100 times** 😂😂😂 i see what you did there Kassie

    • @carlosspangler1298
      @carlosspangler1298 4 года назад +3

      *Kassie*

    • @Emma-gl9rp
      @Emma-gl9rp 4 года назад +9

      carlos spangler I’m sorry I watched azzyland right before writing this comment and she spelled it “Cassie” so I thought that I had been writing it wrong the whole time. Accidents happen

    • @Junipurrs_
      @Junipurrs_ 4 года назад +3

      Who’s Cassie?

    • @Emma-gl9rp
      @Emma-gl9rp 4 года назад +6

      I’m sorry I messed up it’s Kassie and Kassie is Gloom but her real name is Kassie

    • @wig.8gles
      @wig.8gles 4 года назад +4

      @@Junipurrs_ read her reply.

  • @Reags.65656
    @Reags.65656 2 года назад +44

    Cam we all take a momment to appreciate how kind,funny and entertaining kassie is!🙂😄

  • @danielwardwell914
    @danielwardwell914 3 года назад +209

    Kassie does an impressive old lady impression!

  • @stell8632
    @stell8632 5 лет назад +150

    Gloom my mom’s knees look like baby faces too. Your not alone. ❤️

  • @SM-ix1rk
    @SM-ix1rk 5 лет назад +72

    10:35 she starts dying with her mom 😅Gloom-*cough* *cough* MOMMY NOOOOOO

  • @Odd._.therianz
    @Odd._.therianz Год назад +15

    8:25 yes karaoke
    This is a joke we all know what she was doing 😂

  • @marieonmars
    @marieonmars 5 лет назад +102

    Tip : taking a first class budget vacation really cheers you up most of the times

  • @kaylawarren4984
    @kaylawarren4984 5 лет назад +415

    I tried doing this...
    I died at the age of 3 from cancer...
    R.I.P Angela Walker 😢

  • @liisanummert4403
    @liisanummert4403 5 лет назад +48

    Can we just appreciate all of the backround noises?

  • @Number1GooseGoose
    @Number1GooseGoose 6 месяцев назад +12

    I’ve been re-watching all of her videos. It’s currently April 2024. Still waiting for her to come back.

    • @Lila_IsDelulu
      @Lila_IsDelulu 4 месяца назад

      Welcome to June!…still waiting…. She said a few months not a few years T-T

    • @Number1GooseGoose
      @Number1GooseGoose 4 месяца назад

      @@Lila_IsDelulu I mean she said maybe a year but…

    • @Lila_IsDelulu
      @Lila_IsDelulu 4 месяца назад

      @@Number1GooseGoose yeah…it’s been 2 :( I’m glad she is taking a break tho. I hope she is doing better now,

    • @Number1GooseGoose
      @Number1GooseGoose 4 месяца назад

      @@Lila_IsDelulu I’m starting to think she might not come back.. but maybe she will? Hopefully she will.

    • @Lila_IsDelulu
      @Lila_IsDelulu 4 месяца назад

      @@Number1GooseGoose I have been thinking that too. But I also feel like she would at least put something in the community tab to let people know. I hope she comes back. I’m scared she may have breast cancer. Because of the lump in her breast,

  • @ReceptivedrunkWorld
    @ReceptivedrunkWorld 4 года назад +487

    “Every time just take a risk”
    My iPad : *on 1%*

  • @sexycatcostume7751
    @sexycatcostume7751 5 лет назад +400

    *"Grandma is staying alive for the reat of her life!"*
    ~Kassie 2019

  • @Sapphiraey
    @Sapphiraey 5 лет назад +238

    who noticed she said stairway to the stairs? instead of:
    Stairway to the Stars
    1:54

  • @hazy37280
    @hazy37280 Год назад +7

    I’ve literally been binging all her old videos looking forward to when she comes back

  • @deletedaccount7408
    @deletedaccount7408 5 лет назад +151

    Gloom:Im pretty sure gamboling is not bad for your health
    Me:Im pretty sure Its bad for you mental health

  • @mnmc.13
    @mnmc.13 4 года назад +202

    Me: *sees start that is REALLY blurry.*
    Also me: *thinks that me has bad WiFi*
    It was part of the video...

  • @straystraygurl7229
    @straystraygurl7229 4 года назад +248

    “I- I don’t think I’ve ever met Tiffany... *gasp* DEMENTIA?”

    • @Ilovehorses-tj4ke
      @Ilovehorses-tj4ke 3 года назад +1

      That was my favourite part

    • @shniexxx
      @shniexxx 3 года назад

      @stray stray gurl It’s a disease lol

    • @Sky_Andrea_The_Pokemon_God
      @Sky_Andrea_The_Pokemon_God 3 года назад

      I prefer ""I'm starting to suspect that my father is experiencing dementia"? *gasp* WE GOT DISEASES IN THE FAMILY! NOOOO!! DAAAAD!! LET'S TALK!"

  • @faolaremy9257
    @faolaremy9257 Год назад +50

    Anyone watching this while waiting for her to come back?

    • @vayers80
      @vayers80 8 месяцев назад +4

      Me but when is she gone come back😭😭

    • @Siswuffthegreatqueen
      @Siswuffthegreatqueen 7 месяцев назад +2

      She come back this September I think

    • @J4CKM0RN1NGST4R
      @J4CKM0RN1NGST4R 7 месяцев назад +1

      Cries

    • @NOT_LUCY_SHORTS
      @NOT_LUCY_SHORTS 6 месяцев назад +4

      I am watching this and I want to cry because I miss her

    • @stitch2147
      @stitch2147 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Siswuffthegreatqueen hopefully

  • @froggy8896
    @froggy8896 5 лет назад +62

    Gloom: i was going to buy a expensive house but im going to ger "A SUPER CHEAP HOUSE"
    887,990$$$

    • @nillasoup
      @nillasoup 5 лет назад +1

      that is cheap for some people

  • @oliveruwu5784
    @oliveruwu5784 5 лет назад +221

    In bit life my avatar is Debby Ryan,I’m married to josh dun (obviously lol) and I had an affair with Pete Wentz
    Help

  • @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614
    @-cinnamnlikesrolls-4614 5 лет назад +402

    No-one:
    Literally no-one:
    Kassie: *Stairway to the stairs*

  • @no.7sama270
    @no.7sama270 3 года назад +70

    “She is staying alive for the rest of her life”
    Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor

  • @deviqnt
    @deviqnt 5 лет назад +88

    Sentence: Stairway to the Stars
    Gloom: *stairway to the stairs*

  • @reyafelton125
    @reyafelton125 4 года назад +174

    “We live in a society.”
    -Gloom, 2019

    • @imadogpoulin8327
      @imadogpoulin8327 4 года назад

      ?????

    • @ESTComicsEvolutions
      @ESTComicsEvolutions 4 года назад +1

      @@imadogpoulin8327 its a meme from the movie joker which this video came out months before

    • @CAP1TAL_P
      @CAP1TAL_P 4 года назад

      0

    • @CAP1TAL_P
      @CAP1TAL_P 4 года назад

      Gloom:What is Azzy doing in the future?

    • @CAP1TAL_P
      @CAP1TAL_P 4 года назад

      Gloom : What is Azzy doing in the future?
      Me: Because Azzy is playing bit life ^W^

  • @yoloo8556
    @yoloo8556 5 лет назад +507

    Kassie : Im going to be the nicest person you've ever seen!
    *literally stolen a money clip*

  • @grace-chandler.nz505
    @grace-chandler.nz505 10 месяцев назад +5

    Im watching this bc I miss her but 4 years ago is crazyyyy, btw happy new year :)

  • @evieferguson8278
    @evieferguson8278 5 лет назад +344

    Stairway to the stairs....can someone explain?

    • @jeffw.6983
      @jeffw.6983 5 лет назад +15

      Evie- -Ferguson It said Stairway to the Stars but Kassie pronounced it wrong

    • @evieferguson8278
      @evieferguson8278 5 лет назад +5

      Oh I knew 😉

    • @sarahgbarber
      @sarahgbarber 5 лет назад +2

      Was it a reference to the other vid tho?

    • @pizza_rat2288
      @pizza_rat2288 5 лет назад +1

      Evie- -Ferguson 😂 it said “stairway to the *STARS*” but she said “stairway to the stairs” 😂

    • @evieferguson8278
      @evieferguson8278 5 лет назад +3

      AWU Awa as I just said I knew! I was trying to be funny....

  • @elena-yj6cz
    @elena-yj6cz 5 лет назад +307

    My father is happy though, that's all that matters!
    Next day: My father died
    Ah gloom I love ya!😂

  • @vivianwilliams69
    @vivianwilliams69 4 года назад +661

    Kassie: "I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger for four hours. Did they hurt me?! DiD tHeY HuRt mE?!?!?"

    • @judykhalil5937
      @judykhalil5937 3 года назад +7

      You have 100 likes IM GONNA MAKE IT 101

    • @CloBackupAccout
      @CloBackupAccout 3 года назад +4

      @@judykhalil5937 correction 112 I’ll make it 113

    • @judykhalil5937
      @judykhalil5937 3 года назад +6

      @@CloBackupAccout at the time it had 100

    • @Itsstar-d4d
      @Itsstar-d4d 3 года назад +4

      I WiLl MaKe It A 139

    • @ayaka9047
      @ayaka9047 3 года назад +3

      I made it 189 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 👍

  • @imaginebubbles
    @imaginebubbles 4 месяца назад +3

    These r one of my fav kind of videos I literally rewatch all of these all the time

  • @patrickjacobson7841
    @patrickjacobson7841 4 года назад +661

    Kassie: "I'm at the ripe old age of 108!"
    BitLife: "You were eating cornbread while you find a tooth in your food."
    Kassie: doesn't even notice

  • @aryanakohlbrand6050
    @aryanakohlbrand6050 5 лет назад +28

    Why did she never go on vacation?? That gets happiness up really quickly! 😊

  • @madisonchurchill7664
    @madisonchurchill7664 4 года назад +78

    Kassie: "That's a very cheap wedding, let's edit the plan"
    Me: Bruh

  • @randonbperson3024
    @randonbperson3024 2 года назад +5

    It’s 2022 and I’m still watching her old vids (love you kassie💕)

  • @galaxyjumper6314
    @galaxyjumper6314 3 года назад +45

    Funny thing is, I just tried something like this lately and I decided to be a nurse too. I lived until 123 years old. The trick is to keep your health up. You also have to keep your happiness up for when you outlive all your friends.

  • @vaniwanii
    @vaniwanii 4 года назад +176

    Me: oh boy I'm gonna get to 100 years old.
    Also me: **DIES FROM COMPLICATIONS FROM MAD COW DISEASE**
    Me: SON OF A-

  • @peyton4501
    @peyton4501 5 лет назад +62

    I just started playing bitlife yesterday and one of my bitlifes lived to 118!!🤩

    • @ztoollzl
      @ztoollzl 5 лет назад +2

      0_0

    • @angel-ld7kx
      @angel-ld7kx 5 лет назад +1

      Dang, you could put your bitlife person in a museum

    • @rezkid283
      @rezkid283 5 лет назад

      My oldest was only 100

    • @panbaka1125
      @panbaka1125 5 лет назад

      My oldest wa 116

  • @Vic434f
    @Vic434f 6 месяцев назад +20

    RUclips: lets just recommend this five yrs later

  • @gigi_animates9700
    @gigi_animates9700 4 года назад +490

    you know she gonna live for a while when your only ten minutes in and she’s already sixty

  • @chloethegachatuberxoxo6516
    @chloethegachatuberxoxo6516 5 лет назад +38

    Gloom: coughs*
    Gloom: DAVEN, CALL THE EMERGENCY ROOM IM DYING

  • @salmaghazi7390
    @salmaghazi7390 2 года назад +29

    I love how she said “Stairway to the stairs” so confidently even though it was Stairway to the stars
    Lol
    Love you Kassie
    And everyone else
    Who sees this comment
    Thank you for wasting your time reading this terribly long comment
    Thank you again

  • @charissashea
    @charissashea 5 лет назад +276

    I wonder what her neighbors think of her yelling
    "MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    XD

  • @h29452
    @h29452 5 лет назад +55

    13:59 "I'm just flirting with death over here." 😂

  • @aerinwyman274
    @aerinwyman274 5 лет назад +139

    Gloom: dies at 121
    Someone else:dies from hay fever
    Me: dies from a centipede..

    • @irlelliewilliams
      @irlelliewilliams 4 года назад +5

      @Arianna Schick Be alive...

    • @laurag8697
      @laurag8697 4 года назад +1

      Hay is horses I’m jkkkkk it’s a joke

    • @djgirl26aw
      @djgirl26aw 4 года назад

      Um Hay fevers?
      Hay fevers is for horses
      Cuz hay is for horses
      Sorry lol its a joke 😂

    • @djgirl26aw
      @djgirl26aw 4 года назад

      @@laurag8697 don't say it...

    • @jaimejohnson9377
      @jaimejohnson9377 4 года назад

      120

  • @SHIBEKAIWASHERE
    @SHIBEKAIWASHERE 3 года назад +9

    10:27
    Though I must warn you..my life has been so boring..that I'm a little afraid that I might be having a-uh-*cOuGh* midlife crisis-MOM! *cOuGh* MY MO-*cOuGh C O U G H* MOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @Notthatprettyhaley
      @Notthatprettyhaley Год назад

      Only 3 likes? 😮😮😮
      Now it’s 4, even though that might not help much!

  • @wowiezzowiebowie
    @wowiezzowiebowie 5 лет назад +167

    Kassie: "Lived past 120!"
    Me: Expects like, 140
    Reality: She lived till 121

    • @Astrid-om4ub
      @Astrid-om4ub 5 лет назад +2

      Spoiler alert!

    • @giannav_
      @giannav_ 5 лет назад +3

      Lol, I hate it when people do that

    • @purgxzur1
      @purgxzur1 5 лет назад

      Oh, nvm about me living to 114

    • @djgirl26aw
      @djgirl26aw 4 года назад

      I will live till 9999

  • @improvplus5056
    @improvplus5056 5 лет назад +120

    “I don’t think I’ve ever met a Tiffany. Wa! Dementia?!?!?”
    🤣

    • @dvqlz
      @dvqlz 5 лет назад +4

      Well Kassie does know Tiff (ihascupquake) irl lol

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 5 лет назад +5

      i've heard of a tiffany... tiffany myumai

    • @tiffanyladeau647
      @tiffanyladeau647 5 лет назад +1

      Lol :p

    • @emsersbee528
      @emsersbee528 5 лет назад

      XD LOL

    • @am9080
      @am9080 5 лет назад

      That offenses somebody in my family has Dementia it's not funny my papa forgot who I am

  • @wolfcraft45707
    @wolfcraft45707 4 года назад +25

    2 seconds earlier, “ The sink broke?Whatever” *ages up* “I died! from what?!?The sink...?”🤣🤣🤣

  • @inezcheng4576
    @inezcheng4576 2 года назад +3

    “Stairway to the stairs” - Kassie 2019

  • @lilahbecker508
    @lilahbecker508 5 лет назад +41

    "Stairway to the STAIRS"
    -Gloom 2019

  • @xoelpr2349
    @xoelpr2349 5 лет назад +31

    19:44
    "Grandma is staying alive for the rest of her life"
    Kassie 2k19

    • @serena841
      @serena841 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @mentallyillwoman
      @mentallyillwoman 5 лет назад +2

      That makes sense and also doesn’t make sense at the same time

    • @serena841
      @serena841 5 лет назад

      @@mentallyillwoman
      Exactly what I'm thinking

  • @madilol581
    @madilol581 4 года назад +124

    I dies at 122 once,
    •I was famous
    •Still not forced to retire
    •And lived one more year than Gloom.
    okay, *Kassie*

    • @MsBoba-qo4hx
      @MsBoba-qo4hx 4 года назад +2

      Nazel OwO what i hope to do : *THAT*

    • @noorseidawi8065
      @noorseidawi8065 4 года назад +5

      Me in bit life: dies at 20 because someone assaulted me in jail

    • @enaya6229
      @enaya6229 4 года назад +1

      My highest was 125

    • @madilol581
      @madilol581 4 года назад

      @@enaya6229 O

    • @enaya6229
      @enaya6229 4 года назад

      @@madilol581 ??

  • @lumetalism
    @lumetalism Год назад +3

    hope you’re ok gloom, i love you so much and i hope you come back soon!! im glad you’re still updating on instagram though, its relieving. 💗

  • @aadithyaabaskar7250
    @aadithyaabaskar7250 4 года назад +47

    *“YeAh iM bRoKe”* - Gloom 2019

  • @kannakitty2876
    @kannakitty2876 5 лет назад +140

    Gloom "Ok im gonna watch stairways to the stairs"
    Me:"Girl... Its stairways to the STARS" xD

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 5 лет назад +1

      Stairways to the stairs
      *Me going up two flights of stairs*

    • @theworldfromanewperspectiv8926
      @theworldfromanewperspectiv8926 5 лет назад +2

      it's a joke. that same movie came up another time she played bitlife and she misread it as stairway to the stairs, but she noticed her mistake

  • @clueless_aldc
    @clueless_aldc 5 лет назад +65

    Kassie: **runs away from eagle**
    Wait, eagles are way faster then humans

    • @chocomiiku
      @chocomiiku 4 года назад +1

      But the eagle wasn't chasing her...she just saw it

    • @raniaparuk
      @raniaparuk 4 года назад +1

      Than

    • @wolfyjazz8929
      @wolfyjazz8929 4 года назад

      But eagles don't chase Humans only if you want to hurt them

  • @D3press3dAnimator
    @D3press3dAnimator 7 месяцев назад +3

    Nobody:
    Gloom: NOOO! I GOT A COLD!!!

  • @grxcfuldxll
    @grxcfuldxll 5 лет назад +24

    *TIP*
    If it says you died, don’t worry!
    Leave the Tao and swipe out of game history, go back in, you never died!
    Only works once though ;( (once in every life I think)

  • @brianna6013
    @brianna6013 4 года назад +18

    Bit life:you found love at the shooting range
    Kassie:shooting range I don’t recall ALLOWING YOU TO GO TO THE SHOOTING RANGE

  • @LilithRoseoftheValley
    @LilithRoseoftheValley 5 лет назад +281

    iOS BitLife is better than Android BitLife and I'm mad.

  • @carmenjaffe
    @carmenjaffe 3 года назад +7

    "The forces of nature are out to get me!" -Kassie 2019

  • @bunnyjeans.
    @bunnyjeans. 5 лет назад +165

    why didn't you just go on vacations for your happiness 😫

  • @amajikiswaifu5923
    @amajikiswaifu5923 5 лет назад +138

    Gloom: lives for 121 years
    Me: dies because I got scratched on the elbow 😭

  • @gray1483
    @gray1483 4 года назад +278

    BitLife:
    ‘You took your boyfriend, Daevon to the theater to see LAURENZSIDE’S computer takes over.’
    BitLife (Again):
    ‘You went to the theatres to see AZZYLAND’S Underwear Drawer.’
    What is this logic

    • @authentictrashbag3832
      @authentictrashbag3832 4 года назад +10

      She probably put her names in

    • @danamite101
      @danamite101 4 года назад +1

      ...OH YEAH!!!

    • @cora7545
      @cora7545 4 года назад +6

      You can put in Custom names if you go to the thre lines in the upper corner you can go to custom people and make custom people

    • @aziebberhane563
      @aziebberhane563 4 года назад +1

      LOL*laugh out loud*

    • @katiecornale5494
      @katiecornale5494 4 года назад

      and what are the odds

  • @ThatOneAndOnlyAviationLover
    @ThatOneAndOnlyAviationLover 2 года назад +10

    12:38 LAURENZSIDE WAS ON BITLIFE

  • @quickslate28
    @quickslate28 5 лет назад +91

    “We’re old together and we like to do the gardening”
    “ *Gasp* Dementia”

    • @samisacat1
      @samisacat1 5 лет назад

      That Tawnypelt pic though LOL