@@tororo2o9 that also means she might be able to read memories horrible horrible memories that you pushed down so far because of how painful and terrifying it was
I'm an avid follower of asmr. But the thumb nail caught my interest. The character picture is an Au'Ra from Final Fantasy XIV, an online game I play. Interesting what you did with it. Love the art work.
I'd like to imagine waking up late from cryostasis would be like falling asleep when you have to do something and waking up after it was supposed to be done but x100
"It will take some time for you to regain complete physiological function. You will not be able to move your mouth or body correctly just yet. If you try to talk, your speech will be slurred." So, just a typical Friday night then. Well, that's comforting.
*pod opens* Me: finally a rescue from Mars, I wonder how long it took for my ship to exit the waaaaarrrrpppp..... Ooooohhhh noooo..... Alien: Hi I'm here to help you in non evil manner. Me: yeah... I'll believe that when I survive this...
_'Captain's Log, Stardate: 601378652469633725483762846898724843.01_ _I appear to be captured by the Borg--wait nevermind.'_ 1:47 Ah, the TARDIS translation matrix finally kicked in. Comment Reader: _"Nerd!"_ Me: Yep!
Huzzah! I just found this channel about a week ago and was awfully worried that once again I had gotten into another great channel after it had died. I'm very very glad that I have been proven wrong!
Liara: Remember, it's been 50,000 years for us, but for him, it's only been... Javik: ...a few minutes! Victory: No, the bunker is falling. There is no other option.
"**YYYAAAWWWNNN** Where is my reactor? Ah, there it is, if I could just reattach it to my core power hub." **STRUGGLES TO REACH PRIMARY SOURCE OF ELECTRONIC LIFE FORCE**
This scenario makes me think that after the captain woke up 400 years after mankind started space travel and obviously had advanced cryostasis, my guess is the captain and crew were choosen to look for new planets like earth bc this earth was in some kind of danger or over populated(which causes a hell of a lot of issues in many ways) and the ship malfunctioned and they drifted until found. I could use these asmrs as inspiration to make real stories
The scientist in me is screaming to stay with their fleet regardless of the risks on my life. The rest of the crew can return home to earth if they wish. There isn't anything for me there anyway since its been more than 300 years. I'm sure video games and books are exincted by now.
Bro, at the begining I was like wtf is this chick saying then she busted out the trantslater then I was like bruh she stay prepared and strapped with cute kindness😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂
Thank you very much for this awesome wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and you are the best and you are so awesome and cool and I cannot wait for more like this and I really do like your RUclips channel
[After waking up the crew] So... What's the plan, Cap? Where are we going? Me: Well, we're on the opposite end of the galaxy, and we don't have enough power to jump straight back to Earth, so... (sits in the captain's chair) ... *Let's see if we can make it to Jupiter.*
"Give me a few seconds to completely sync my biological communication center with your brain" Me: "Fine but get me my taco bell immediately afterwards, I've been in cryosleep for who knows how long and I'm hungry as HELL."
"You have been frozen for 354 of your human years" Me: "What did I say? Now, in the fridge is about 300 years worth of taco bell, I need to get food in mah belly!!"
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Hey all ❤️
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Happy listening x!
was hoping it would be a version were the aliens would actually be technologically inferior to the humans. bud you did wonderfully regardless.
Country roooaaaddd, take me hoooooome!
That video.
Is some high quality content I witnessed.
I would like to see next part ^^
*sleeps for 300 years, wakes up, wants to go back to sleep* Yep, sounds like me
*MY LEG*
I Just had a loli dream... Why did you brougth me upon this cursed land?
5 more years Mom
Ye seems about right
me too
"I have no intention in [...] using you for any sort of reproductive experiments" ...damn 5minutes and already friendzoned.
Oof
It really be that way sometimes bro
F
Sad human hours here
It really to do be like that sometimes
"Wake me when you need me."
-Master chief
“Please put me back in cryo.” - Every Halo character after being ruined by 343.
Yes!
Bungie for ever
I gave the comment a like but then it would have 118 likes so I took the like back. Just know that the likes are 117 right now.
@@shilopnamreg6468 laughs in Halo 4 and Halo Wars
*Goes back into the cryo pod
*Vision fades to black
*Hears horse carriage
“Hey you’re finally awake”
God fucking damnit, i should have known!
There's a glitch in the matrix
"Wake the fuck up, samurai."
You were caught trying to cross the border
Why bring that old one?!
5:27 That's cool. Lately women with nice voices have been doing all kinds of fucked up things to me. Now I get to just chill with an alien.
"Got coffee?"
"What's coffee?"
*sound of cryopod resealing*
Me: An era without coffee??? *I sleep*
XD
Me: *reads comment
Also me: *chuckles while sipping cold brew.
*chuckles in chadlyness* who needs coffee
Bruh 10/10
Her, "How well do you know your ship?"
Joker, "Intimately."
Alien: *Wakes me from slumber*
Me: “Has September ended already?”
Yes, but the intro to that music video hasn't.
"No interest in harvesting your organs or using you in a reproductive experiment." Seems like a suspiciously specific example! XD 😆
In theory that if she can pick up and read our "brain waves" then basically she could read farther in and see the dark and dirty side of your mind.
Me: Party pooper. >__>
🙃👌
@@tororo2o9 that also means she might be able to read memories horrible horrible memories that you pushed down so far because of how painful and terrifying it was
@@tororo2o9 oh so she sees the transfur swirling in my mind?
"You've been asleep for 343 years"
I wonder if the queen of England is still alive
finds out she is still alive she is immortal
@@STetalite231 She's doctor Bright
this did not age well
@@Minatoyuki1999 No no it didn’t
Yes it did
IM NOT GIVING YOU SHAWN!
*bang*
War. War never changes.
"Shaun!........Shaun!.......Shaaaaaaun!...Shaun!........Shaun!....."
*The projected weather forecast for today is Heavy Rain*
I see I see
I have 76 other shones.
Corpses I mean
We still have a back up
@@samb5065 not the right one but okay
I know an Au ra when I see one.
Not even a xaela lol
It's a Raen but that's fine.
@@KenRonar A Raen is fine too.
True, the cream colored horns just looks a bit odd on my toon is all lol.
Xaela can't be made into Priscilla though
Wormhole teleportation and something going wrong? Lemme guess, "where they're going, they don't need eyes to see".
haha daemonic murderape go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I smell Event Horizon
The language she speaks, sounds so adorable!
I will take inspiration..!
SHE'S BACK BOIZ
Edit: Hold up, did she really just speak Cadenese in the beginning nani?!?
Hey Josh! Good to see you around 😊! She did :p
@@WorldofCadence Ayee thanks Cadence, hopefully you had a great time off! 😊
BY THE EMPEROR'S GOLDEN BOXERS!
What did she say?
I could use more of this. Please make alien girl a reoccurring character.
I'm so happy to hear from you again, in multiple senses of the word. Excellent work as always, keep it up! ❤️
Thank you so much Elias xx
345 years, I´m sure the Earth is fine. I mean come on it´s us. "sudden realization"
oh fuck, it's us.
I'm an avid follower of asmr. But the thumb nail caught my interest. The character picture is an Au'Ra from Final Fantasy XIV, an online game I play. Interesting what you did with it. Love the art work.
“How long was I in stasis for?”
“3 million years.”
*”3 MILLION YEARS!* Oh smeg, I’ve still got that library book...
I told them to wake me up for breakfast and now I have no food and having the cryomunchies
This alien sounds a lot like d .va from overwatch.
Don’t bring me back Vietnam flashbacks
“NERF THIS”
C E A S E !
Character arc unlocked: first contact
Whatever went wrong on our voyage was well worth it.
(IT DOES HAVE WEAPONS, BUT THEY'RE MOSTLY JUST FOR DEFENSE.)
"let your eyes adjust everything will be blurry at first and that is normal"
"MY EYE ARE ALWAYS BLURRY!!!"
I'd like to imagine waking up late from cryostasis would be like falling asleep when you have to do something and waking up after it was supposed to be done but x100
Awesome to see you upload. This is really good so far. Nice work.
That alien looks suspiciously like an Eorzean inhabitant.
We need a part 2 to this
Agreed
Me: Is it Earth year, 6969?
Her: No.
Me: I sleep.
We need more than one video from this story, has some good potential and promise
Agreed.
I’ve missed your wonderful videos, this was amazing, looking forward to the continuation of this
Alien: Hello human, what ship is this?
ME (grinning): WELCOME TO THE BOTANY BAY.
Wow, great voice acting!
The Senatorum Imperialis would like to know your location.
Insert 40k joke.
Filthy Xenos.
Glory be to the Emperor, Brother.
@@crowsnest8203 A vengeance launcher brother this battle shall be glorious
List of Khornate massacres:
This list is incomplete, you can help by *expanding it*
*Xenophonbia increases*
You" you've been asleep for hundreds of years"
Me" ah shit hope my dog is still alive"
Just refound this classic looking for alien asmr. Lovely
there better not be a xenomorph in this ship!
Loved the Alienese.
Just what I needed for the todays nigth after IT all.
Thank you very much ^^
"It will take some time for you to regain complete physiological function. You will not be able to move your mouth or body correctly just yet. If you try to talk, your speech will be slurred." So, just a typical Friday night then. Well, that's comforting.
*pod opens*
Me: finally a rescue from Mars, I wonder how long it took for my ship to exit the waaaaarrrrpppp..... Ooooohhhh noooo.....
Alien: Hi I'm here to help you in non evil manner.
Me: yeah... I'll believe that when I survive this...
Honestly enough sleep is never enough.
*Wake the fuck up, space samurai. We've got a galaxy to burn.*
For a moment, just a moment, just imagine her saying enthusiastically, “D.VA online.”
You’ll see the similarity.
_'Captain's Log, Stardate: 601378652469633725483762846898724843.01_
_I appear to be captured by the Borg--wait nevermind.'_
1:47 Ah, the TARDIS translation matrix finally kicked in.
Comment Reader: _"Nerd!"_
Me: Yep!
Ha Nerd
Definitely my favorite alien ASMR!
So I was in cryosleap for over 300 years. I wonder if humanity has already started a crusade to purge all aliens, or is it too early?
Climate change probably killled us all
Huzzah! I just found this channel about a week ago and was awfully worried that once again I had gotten into another great channel after it had died. I'm very very glad that I have been proven wrong!
300 years and one piece still isn’t over
Good to have you back. Greetings from Spain.
Liara: Remember, it's been 50,000 years for us, but for him, it's only been...
Javik: ...a few minutes!
Victory: No, the bunker is falling. There is no other option.
Are you feeling anything that can be construed as...explosive cell death? No? Wonderful! Let's get started!
"**YYYAAAWWWNNN** Where is my reactor? Ah, there it is, if I could just reattach it to my core power hub." **STRUGGLES TO REACH PRIMARY SOURCE OF ELECTRONIC LIFE FORCE**
9:03 So even aliens have idiots in the leadership
"You've been in cryostasis for 354 years."
Me: "Either Elon got us to Mars, or WW3 doomed the human race."
This is weird i was just looking up two days ago, cryo sleep asmr, and then i see you in my recomended
This scenario makes me think that after the captain woke up 400 years after mankind started space travel and obviously had advanced cryostasis, my guess is the captain and crew were choosen to look for new planets like earth bc this earth was in some kind of danger or over populated(which causes a hell of a lot of issues in many ways) and the ship malfunctioned and they drifted until found. I could use these asmrs as inspiration to make real stories
1:54 Soooooooo, you're a Babel Fish?
Wow. Douglas was right! That *is* convenient.
The scientist in me is screaming to stay with their fleet regardless of the risks on my life. The rest of the crew can return home to earth if they wish. There isn't anything for me there anyway since its been more than 300 years. I'm sure video games and books are exincted by now.
You have got probably the greatest videos.
Me and the boys when Candence uploads a new video: 😁😆😃😊
“Ugh who the hell woke me?”
“AGGGGHHHHH WORT WORT WORT”
Halo theme plays
"What the fuck do you want I was taking a God Damned nap!"
I like it deeply ...Thank u so much I fall in love with ur channel
Yay I was your 400 like
Nice
And welcome back
Thank you sir!
Thorium is better.
This totally got by me on my feed! And since I can’t think of anything flashy to say, I’ll just settle for welcome back because you were missed 🥳
Alien: wake up
Me: Is it still 2020
Alien: yes it is still 2020 did you try to sleep 2020 away??
Me: I hate you
:gets put into cryo sleep:
- wakes up and sees a final fantasy 14 aura… “huh”
I never was or will be human
Bro, at the begining I was like wtf is this chick saying then she busted out the trantslater then I was like bruh she stay prepared and strapped with cute kindness😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂!😂
WOW THIS IS SO COOL AND I LIKE THIS 😇
These things always leave me curious as to what would happen next.
Thank you very much for this new video I like it this is so good in the best thing ever and I cannot wait to hear more like this 😇💞😍
*Wakes up*
"rise and shine mr Freeman, rise and shine"
It's like that love death & robots episode with the spider
All I can think about is the opening of Halo 4 but with chef using his gun thinking she is a covinit fighter and just blast her.
My mind: hey you, you’re finally awake
At first, I thought I was Captain Cutter and the ship was the Spirit of Fire. Oh well.
*Wakes up and gets out*
“Hello human, you can understand me now, right?”
*walks past groggily* “scuse me, just had to take a leak”
“Wha-“
Thank you very much for this awesome wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and you are the best and you are so awesome and cool and I cannot wait for more like this and I really do like your RUclips channel
Wormhole teleportation error...WHERE'S MY BAYMAX?
i giorno giovana say "das gud"
that is all back to the mafia
One small step for the imperium one giant leap for the emperor. Damn after 300 years first thing I find is a xeno
"your home what was it like?" Mostly war
*turns up the volume*
JEZZUS CHRIST TOOO LOUDDD
Would be interesting to witness their technology compared to ours
300 years? Oh f**** I meant to return that book 🤣🤣🤣
Damn imma need something to offer in return cause I wouldn’t be able to accept that much kindness and without feeling like an a-hole …
Where's the alien meme guy when you need him!?
Your cover art for the video is someones personal avatar on Final Fantasy XIV. It's an Au'Ra. One of the races you can play.
[After waking up the crew]
So... What's the plan, Cap? Where are we going?
Me: Well, we're on the opposite end of the galaxy, and we don't have enough power to jump straight back to Earth, so... (sits in the captain's chair) ... *Let's see if we can make it to Jupiter.*
Oh yay, I get to chill with a nice alien woman. This is lit.
"You have a scientific background?"
Me: *laughs in 400 science a month* (stellaris reference)
Other job well done you're voice sound like angel just like you
0:22 did you open a bottle of soda for that sound?
"Give me a few seconds to completely sync my biological communication center with your brain"
Me: "Fine but get me my taco bell immediately afterwards, I've been in cryosleep for who knows how long and I'm hungry as HELL."
"You have been frozen for 354 of your human years"
Me: "What did I say? Now, in the fridge is about 300 years worth of taco bell, I need to get food in mah belly!!"