The patent for toiletpaper has it going the OTHER way than 'mullet' so you are 100% wrong, Zeducation man.... I bet you will keep saying this, I correct you every time. Look at the official toilet paper patent on records.. the toiletpaper does NOT go under, it goes over.
Dating App Conversation: Girl - So how tall are you, I don't date short guys Guy - no problem there, I'm 6'1" Guy - How much do you weigh? Girl - What? how rude of you to judge someone on their appearance!
Chants are useless if they don't do nothing.Don't trust the system,be above it.Involve in politics,take the key parts in gov.,be heard.Don't give an inch to those politicians whom cheated their way in and make a difference.
@@fedupamerican296 Yep, and many of America's right did nothing honor or help him when he needed it most. Looks like it's up to us to fix elections and the legal system now (like the Constitution originally stated, it's We The People's responsibility). Thank goodness for Sidney Powell, the Iowa Mama Bears, 1776 Forever Free and so many more who are making a difference!
As Soon As I hear Tyler say; “How did you do in today’s video”? It makes me feel so sad, because I realize that my 20 minutes of euphoric escape has come to an end.
Hey Zed! As an engineer, the road meme might seem as idiotic to have that winding route instead of a straight line but there is a valid reason. We do that when the difference in level between two points creates a gradient beyond the maximum allowable for road safety... so the solution is maximum allowable gradient in a winding path. LOL intelligent solution that looks like someone was drunk on the job! Keep up the great work!
I have never seen an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" either. I firmly believe that if I tried to keep up with them, I'd have to walk 100 miles backwards first. If you're trying to keep up with them you're already too far behind.
I laughed when the sister texted her brother about his flight and his girlfriend got all jealous about it. Truthfully, jealousy is not good in any relationship.
@@justaminute3111 if my phone is sitting there, my Sis can answer it. She is my Sis. Love her to death and we are closer than any outsider. Helps she has a sense of humor equal to mine. Anyone close to us know we are hilarious.
going Mullet makes it easier to tear and the extra 6 inches away allows your arm to bend and operate more comfortably, aswell as being way easier to spin the roll with two less motions and one less contour of the arm. Science stands with Mullet
and with Mullet the paper wont ever do that saggy de-unwind thing when it keeps rolling but not leaving the tube and is drooping with a few overly big loops so its gotta be re-rolled to be snug if you already got more than enough tissue, you kno when you pull real hard for a super big piece.
I figured out the toilet roll thing before I was five. Beard: good grip, easy control, everything just works. Mullet: PAIN from banging my knuckles on the wall, inefficient tear, paper rubs against the wall, and did I mention banging my knuckles on the wall? If you choose mullet over beard, you are worse than a fool, you are malevolent.
@@Jrobb1999 Bro, this is not Michigan. We dunk our oreos in frosting, cocoa, or melted chocolate, and sometimes we also deep fry those sumbitches, but salsa is a no-go.
A few weeks ago here in danville, va we hosted the blue ridge rock festival and an "FJB" chant broke out several times. The singer for five finger death punch even signed a flag that read FJB and gifted it to our local sherrifs department.
Sorry, Zed, as much as I love your show, it is indeed beards over mullets for the TP! And the German Bagger 288 is indeed real, it's used for coal mining.
Depends.. do you have animals that like to eff w the toilet paper roll? Then mullets are your friend because they can’t spool it on you when you’re not home.. knowledge 🤔
I have to admit that for about a year when I replaced the toilet paper I would intentionally do it "mullet style" so my wife would have to change it. After a month or two she griped that "you are always doing it wrong!" - that's when I said... so, you're admitting I DO replace the roll???
I totally did the "sit by the boombox with a blank cassette" thing. By the time I graduated from high school, I had about 20 cassette tapes documenting the gradual change in music from the mid 90's to 2002. Now I just look up stuff on RUclips. 🤣
I asked Google why we still have audio cassette tape and the answer was it is having somewhat of a resurgence like the vinyl record has in the past few years. Oh, gawd, no! Just you wait until there is somewhat of a resurgence in the compact disc! 😂 😆
@@maga6252 I have all 200+ My vinyl from the 60s and 70s. Working turntables with back-up stylus too. I'll still be able to listen to quality music after an E M P. ;-)
20:57 I drive a lot. Last night, I was stuck behind a slow poke with another car riding up behind me and flashing high beams, as if I was the slow poke. The guy in front of me FINALLY moves to the center lane so I could pass. I floor it and left a huge gap. Then slow poke gets back in the left lane just in time to block the guy that was behind me. Justice was served. I died laughing.
@@fajile5109 the inference being that she can't reproduce? We should be so lucky! But if early age veganism would be to blame, I now understand why Gates owns so much farmland. Part of the elites' eugenics program!
As an Ohioan, I cannot in good conscience condone the consumption of both Oreo's and salsa at the same time. Please see a mental health professional if this is the kind of Biden-level decision making you've come to in your...ever. I'm Pepper Jack, and I approve this message.
14:45 You want angry? Waiting for them to play your song for an hour so you can record it, only to have the DJ talk through your songs intro. LOL. good times!
Tyler, as someone born and raised in Ohio, I can confidently say for all of us that we disown the person dipping oreos in salsa. They're are both good, but NEVER together.
As a person who grew up eating both oreos and salsa, yes those are two things that NEVER go together, no matter what part of the hemisphere you happen to live on...
And now, months later, some epic SOB said "Let's go Brandon" to Biden on a Christmas zoom call, and he said it back. That is like, if Xi Xinping were to say "Screw Winnie the Pooh, Tienanmen Square forever!".
Agreed. Sometimes I lose a bit of hope. I'm not very strongly conservative, I'm more of a right-leaning libertarians. But I go to school, bring up a slightly conservative talking point, and chances are someone will say "Maybe you should do more research on communism/social justice/gun legislation." And then I do, and then they say I'm wrong and walk away.
I wake up early on Saturday's go watch College Game Day show and yesterday hearing the student's F U Joe Biden drown out the announcer's voice made my day! 😂 They did it twice on national TV and they had to move location to the field 😂
Lol im pretty sure "sophisticated" still means your just cultured and/or well read...like that has anything to do with getting infected... News Outlets need to re read the dictionary
7:03. The pictures of Cher. Guy at People Magazine. “Hey Ward, you need to Photoshop this picture of 75 year old Cher to look 29. I attached an over time slip”. 🇺🇸😎👍
So what did we learn today? We learned that Tyler is a savage. Civilized people understand that the toilet roll goes over, not under. I don't know how Mrs. Zed puts up with him.
It's obvious that it's a dominance issue... Toilet Paper up front shows dominance, openness, willingness to do "it's job"... behind shows submission, fear of being "used", hiding from responsibilities, "dirty" TP... 😁
As a kid, I would say I probably spent more time listening to the radio than watching TV, with a blank cassette tape always at the ready. It was a great way to learn patience, as well as how to control your anger when you end up only recording the last five seconds of the song and the DJ is talking over four seconds of it.
Took me a minute to place the Home Alone villains, never watched Kardashians, and still have a mix tape or two somewhere with Casey Kasem running his mouth through the intro of the songs I wanted to record.
@@lorireed8046 Lol! I'm with ya! I didn't recognize the guys in costumes, I don't know zip about the Kardashians or most celebrities. I'd voluntarily live in a cave if Carlsbad Caverns National Park would let me move in, but for now I'll have to settle for living under a rock. 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed. There are so many terrible drivers who immediately slide off the road whenever it rains. There is no way I want them to be able to smash into me from above.
Can you imagine! People ignore basic rules of the road. Does anyone think they would obey the rules in a flying car ?? That’s all we need is idiots in flying cars. Flying cars should never be a broad reality.
Another hint for free trials: use an empty gift card, itll register as a credit card, but there's no way for them to pull money off it so you don't even have to cancel
About Biden and the drone strike. I feel that because of the media force field that surrounds Biden this SOB could do just about anything you can imagine and he gets a pass. It's disgusting.
@@20FreeWill if it snaps you lay the edges on top of each other at the end of a sharp table edge leaving less than 1/8" hanging over. Then, with the cassette case edge apply pressure on the tape at the edge of the table. Then, use a lit kitchen match held below and away from tape to allow heat to stick the hanging over tape together. You don't want close heat as it melts the tape to fast and causes a crinkled seam. After you've seamed it you take a very light dab of fingernail polish hardener and apply on each side. The application of hardener should be paper thin. After its dried a few hours slightly tug on it and make a wavy pattern with it to pre stress it. It will always play like a cd skipping at that spot but it saves $20 when $20 was $100
@@yurmabeechaudits3522 that's true bit it's still a hassle bro . Even when the tape used to get crinkled up it always catch at that part an chew the tape or play fucked up then u heard it slow down and munch the tape .
17:36 Yes, that's real. It gets used in coal mines, At the front you'll see the part that's supposed to look like the "pizza cutter", those are all buckets to scoop up the coal ore, then it gets thrown onto a conveyor that runs the length of the machine. It can excavate over 200,000 tons of coal daily. It really is an impressive engineering masterpiece.
The only stats I trust: My cats are named Merlin and Morty. I am always calling them by the wrong name so I just started calling them Morlin. This makes me 50% right 100% of the time.
My grandkids: "Grandpa, how dumb were people when you were younger?" Me: *Busts out my phone to show them the 120,000 archived pics and screenshots titled "2020-2021"*
@@keimahane _"Ah! Who are you and what are you... how did you get in my house.... living accommodation! Go away now... I have no cryptos to give you!"_ Dauther: _"but dad it's your grandson"_ Me: _"who the hell are yoouu!"_
The problem with that is the same problem with people who listen to Fauci. One day we were all saying "Meh, if you're dumb enough to listen to Fauci, you can go take the experimental gene therapy that might kill you." Then before you knew it, it was a requirement for employment basically everywhere. They don't just stop at themselves. Everything they say never refers to themselves.
I became a master at recording songs off the radio as a kid. Sometimes the beginning of the song had the dj talking. Oh the 80's, kids had to be enterprising.
I cant find a youtube upload of Experience in Love by Everyday People without the DJ talking. It's not on any digital format but still gets played on canadian radio stations like CKWW.
The problem with calling those 4 civilians astronauts is it's demeaning to people that are astronauts, trained to be astronauts, have thousands of hours of flight time and actually knew what they were doing and could take control. Compared to people in the back seat along for the ride. I mean it's like working at a job for 20 years knowing all the aspects of the job and have been doing it for 20 years and some guy comes in gets the same pay as you and doesn't know anything.
After reading your reply I'm also very very angry at those space tourist misusing the title of ASTRONAUT to describe themselves. I especially apologize to all those fine astronauts on that show Lost in Space. And I pray some day they will learn to use mapQuest to find their way home.
Worse is being asked by your out of touch employer to train your replacement! You decline that request immediately. If he's taking my place, he should be more skilled than I am.
She’s more plastic than a Barbie Doll at this point. I’m just surprised she didn’t wind up with that “deer in the headlights” look that seems to happen to folks who continually go under the knife to maintain their youthful image.
Dude the absolute funniest thing from today is when you asked ... how many babies does she eat a day? you know you're going to get in trouble for that don't you? I laughed till I nearly died!
Zedcast Podcast Channel: ruclips.net/channel/UCnXUaXYSdfA1t-2mW2fZxvA
Nice
Hey can we please get derp derppity derp derp
Woo hoodoo 69 69 69 69 lmao lmao
Kind of peculiar you aren’t doing videos on trump being proven to have won the 2020 election.
The patent for toiletpaper has it going the OTHER way than 'mullet' so you are 100% wrong, Zeducation man....
I bet you will keep saying this, I correct you every time. Look at the official toilet paper patent on records.. the toiletpaper does NOT go under, it goes over.
Dating App Conversation:
Girl - So how tall are you, I don't date short guys
Guy - no problem there, I'm 6'1"
Guy - How much do you weigh?
Girl - What? how rude of you to judge someone on their appearance!
I know right
Its an app, only whales get caught out of options. And wildebeests... and hyenas... just find one out in the wild brother.
Just remember beauty is only skin deep but bitch goes the whole way to the bone!! My 2cents
@@hooters6182 hey you be nice about hyenas. I love them …. The real ones
It really warms my heart hearing people chant F-biden and F-trudope.
Someone should do a FMA "Armstrong and Curtis respect" meme
Chants are useless if they don't do nothing.Don't trust the system,be above it.Involve in politics,take the key parts in gov.,be heard.Don't give an inch to those politicians whom cheated their way in and make a difference.
Guessing your Canadian, black face Trudeau is a …. I don’t have an insult worse than calling him a younger O’Biden
@@ThePinkerton1776 black face is cool, tho
@@ThePinkerton1776 I'm canadian. It's a mess up here too. That's what happens when the woke left are in charge
It's really sad when you think about how much is made in China - including our current president.
If China had made him he’d still be viable. Just change batteries and he’d be good for another day or two.
He was definitely made in Russia.
...And our Canadian douche supreme Crime Minister.... TruCastro.
Sad part is all our supposed leaders let it happen... 1 bite at a time.
@@Litauen-yg9ut Trump fought it and America's left crucified him.
@@fedupamerican296 Yep, and many of America's right did nothing honor or help him when he needed it most. Looks like it's up to us to fix elections and the legal system now (like the Constitution originally stated, it's We The People's responsibility). Thank goodness for Sidney Powell, the Iowa Mama Bears, 1776 Forever Free and so many more who are making a difference!
Not even lying, when I saw the puppy picture, I thought to myself, "Holy crap, why is that chicken shaped like little dogs?"
Subtle psychological influence:
The mat they are on looks like a cooling/draining rack that you would put food on fresh from a fryer so..
Lol. I did too. Chicken nuggets shaped like dogs.
Am rewatching this, and those puppies do still look like chicken tenders. All golden and crispy and ready for dipping😋!
As Soon As I hear Tyler say; “How did you do in today’s video”? It makes me feel so sad, because I realize that my 20 minutes of euphoric escape has come to an end.
Dang, that’s deep
Yes all good things must come to an end. 😞
I try not to watch the red status bar because it depresses me when it gets close to being over.
When I hear the banjo I sadly realise we're at the halfway mark.
It's the "idiots" lady that does it for me. The signal that I've finally got to get off my ass and do something with my Sunday morning.
I can't possibly lose. Ever. Because as soon as I see Nancy, my sense of joy and laughter are immediately washed away !!!
If Revelation 19:1-4 is to be believed the baby murderer will be a cause for joy in some way. It sounds horrible, but it's true.
@@carissstewart3211 When the time comes and our Lord God Almighty passes judgement on her.... I will smile !!!
@@carissstewart3211 Notice how far along we are in Revelations now? I don't think any of this is going to get better before it's all over...
Wish I could post just the meme of Polosi the crypt keeper holding the American flag.
It looks like it hurts.
@@cuddlebuddy88mc that’s brilliant! I’m gonna have to find that meme
“How many babies a day is she eating??!!!”
😂 Did he actually *say* that??!! 🤣🤣🤣
Probably true
She DOES look like Morticia Addams
Why do you think they care about abortion so much? I'm pretty sure even Joe Rogan is injecting abortion cells and TRT into his sack.
"Are there members of the Republican Party that think that we're sucking the blood out of children?"
Joe Biden's surprisingly on to something
Naw man she was just eating pizza…. At the gate.
Look up pizzagate.
Hey Zed! As an engineer, the road meme might seem as idiotic to have that winding route instead of a straight line but there is a valid reason. We do that when the difference in level between two points creates a gradient beyond the maximum allowable for road safety... so the solution is maximum allowable gradient in a winding path. LOL intelligent solution that looks like someone was drunk on the job! Keep up the great work!
As someone that has been riding motorcycles for over 45 years, I'd like to say "God bless you, sir." (NorCal foothills RULE)
I have never seen an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" either. I firmly believe that if I tried to keep up with them, I'd have to walk 100 miles backwards first. If you're trying to keep up with them you're already too far behind.
"How many babies a day is she eating?"
Welp, I lost. LMFAO!
her local plannet parenthood clinic is working hard to fed her.
I don't think it counts.if you laugh at him and not the meme.
"Girls shaped like this, talks the most sh*t" is right on point!! 😂🤣
Guys that are shaped like that think they're studs.
18:08 I have seen one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I lost a few brain cells that day
I laughed when the sister texted her brother about his flight and his girlfriend got all jealous about it. Truthfully, jealousy is not good in any relationship.
Get away fast, only gets worse
You shouldn't be overly jealous nor naive.
Wait, what about the fact that she was answering his phone?!
@@justaminute3111 if my phone is sitting there, my Sis can answer it. She is my Sis. Love her to death and we are closer than any outsider.
Helps she has a sense of humor equal to mine. Anyone close to us know we are hilarious.
@@daveme1803 The girlfriend was the one who took his phone and texted the sister.
I like instead of calling them "Conspiracy theories", we need to just call them "Spoil Alerts". 😒 and it's a Beard, never a mullet. 😊
Unless you have a bored cat.
@@spikespa5208 I dread that.
going Mullet makes it easier to tear and the extra 6 inches away allows your arm to bend and operate more comfortably, aswell as being way easier to spin the roll with two less motions and one less contour of the arm. Science stands with Mullet
and with Mullet the paper wont ever do that saggy de-unwind thing when it keeps rolling but not leaving the tube and is drooping with a few overly big loops so its gotta be re-rolled to be snug if you already got more than enough tissue, you kno when you pull real hard for a super big piece.
@@spikespa5208 an undisciplined* Bored cat
I spit out my drink at “how many babies a day is she eating?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly 🤣😂🤣😂
🚼🍕🥧 is 👎😬👎!
had I been drinking it would have been all over my computer screen.
I figured out the toilet roll thing before I was five.
Beard: good grip, easy control, everything just works.
Mullet: PAIN from banging my knuckles on the wall, inefficient tear, paper rubs against the wall, and did I mention banging my knuckles on the wall?
If you choose mullet over beard, you are worse than a fool, you are malevolent.
To the salsa and Oreos… us being Ohioan’s;
this does not represent us as only 5 of our counties voted for Biden.
From ohio as well and never heard of salsa and oreos also that made my stomach hurt
It has to be a Michigan or Pennsylvania thing…
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Ick 🤢
@@Jrobb1999 Bro, this is not Michigan. We dunk our oreos in frosting, cocoa, or melted chocolate, and sometimes we also deep fry those sumbitches, but salsa is a no-go.
A few weeks ago here in danville, va we hosted the blue ridge rock festival and an "FJB" chant broke out several times. The singer for five finger death punch even signed a flag that read FJB and gifted it to our local sherrifs department.
The Capitol Cops are looking for that singer.
👍
@@jasmith1867 hahaha
7:21 "Chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever."
For those that are unaware, this is a Keanu Reeves quote from 'The Replacements.'
Nazis in WW2 liked dueling scars. Becareful about bragging about scars. Someone may think you're a Nazi.
@@historybuff5739 I'm pretty sure half of the country already thinks I'm a Nazi..... might as well have scars too. 😁
@@christopherjakel1049 👍😂
Also a song from Chris Cagle "chicks dig it "
FRIED CHICKEN PUPPIES KILLED ME BWHAHAHA🤣🤣😍🤣
How many babies a day is she eating... Well played, sir.
"how many babies a day is she eating? "
haha that is some savage insider knowledge my dude
Not inaccurate, either. I've been in those circles. Cher's into all kinds of evil.
Sorry, Zed, as much as I love your show, it is indeed beards over mullets for the TP! And the German Bagger 288 is indeed real, it's used for coal mining.
BEARDS FOR LIFE!!! BE A HUMAN, NOT AN ALIEN!!
Even in the patent for toilet paper, it's shown right side up like a beard.
The Bagger 288 is an amazing machine.
If your beard's _Øv∃r_ your mullet,
something's wronger!
(Obviously, some thing was already wrong...)
Depends.. do you have animals that like to eff w the toilet paper roll? Then mullets are your friend because they can’t spool it on you when you’re not home.. knowledge 🤔
I have to admit that for about a year when I replaced the toilet paper I would intentionally do it "mullet style" so my wife would have to change it. After a month or two she griped that "you are always doing it wrong!" - that's when I said... so, you're admitting I DO replace the roll???
And thats when i received the papers
have done it doesnt equaI aIways or often.
Admit it.
You never put a new roll on, you just turned the existing one around.
I totally did the "sit by the boombox with a blank cassette" thing. By the time I graduated from high school, I had about 20 cassette tapes documenting the gradual change in music from the mid 90's to 2002. Now I just look up stuff on RUclips. 🤣
Now imagine us who were born in 1960.....
I asked Google why we still have audio cassette tape and the answer was it is having somewhat of a resurgence like the vinyl record has in the past few years. Oh, gawd, no! Just you wait until there is somewhat of a resurgence in the compact disc! 😂 😆
@@maga6252 I have all 200+ My vinyl from the 60s and 70s. Working turntables with back-up stylus too. I'll still be able to listen to quality music after an E M P. ;-)
Same.
Me too 🤣
20:57 I drive a lot. Last night, I was stuck behind a slow poke with another car riding up behind me and flashing high beams, as if I was the slow poke. The guy in front of me FINALLY moves to the center lane so I could pass. I floor it and left a huge gap. Then slow poke gets back in the left lane just in time to block the guy that was behind me. Justice was served. I died laughing.
Now THAT'S teamwork. Love it.
I legit laughed out loud about the puppies and fried chicken!! 😂😂😂
Me too!
When the patent for the toilet paper was issued, the diagram showed a beard
I don't think Greta will ever have to worry about having children.
I disagree. She meant that you shouldn't have children. She'll probably raise a few "good" activists!
@@mikeinmd915 based on her skin condition id say all her organs are around 40 years old from early age veganism
I do wish that her parents had made that decision
Greta isn't a human. It's a robot. Makes sense now doesn't it?
@@fajile5109 the inference being that she can't reproduce? We should be so lucky! But if early age veganism would be to blame, I now understand why Gates owns so much farmland. Part of the elites' eugenics program!
"How many babies a day is she eating?" 😆 Didn't see that coming.
yep
Sunday wouldn't be Sunday without Zeducation. Or Tuesday, and Thursday...
I’m up for an everyday vid 😂 I love this channel and the podcast. Only one I listen too. They should do a live stream!!!!
And football😁
...or reading the Bible
Well, Tuesday and Thursday aren't gonna be Sunday with or without Zeducation.
@@sweetsalvation7143 Lol
5:28 I used to be firmly on the side of 'beards are cool" until that damn cat!
"How many babies a day is she esting?" ROTFL
Yes! I thought, "did he really just say what I thought he said?" I had to rewind it! 😳😂😂😂
As an Ohioan, I cannot in good conscience condone the consumption of both Oreo's and salsa at the same time. Please see a mental health professional if this is the kind of Biden-level decision making you've come to in your...ever. I'm Pepper Jack, and I approve this message.
14:45 You want angry? Waiting for them to play your song for an hour so you can record it, only to have the DJ talk through your songs intro. LOL. good times!
Yes! I hated that! 😂
Every time!
I remember my dad waking me up when they finally played my song. I honestly can't remember if it was Drift Away or American Pie. ('73 or '71)
The Toilet Paper has to go over the top, beard!!
"How many babies a day is she eating?". LMFAO!!! Got me bro.
Tyler, as someone born and raised in Ohio, I can confidently say for all of us that we disown the person dipping oreos in salsa. They're are both good, but NEVER together.
As another Ohioan, this person's statement is fact check true
I also concur with this statement as someone born and raised in Ohio.
As someone not. How can you condemn oreos and salsa and still put pineapple on your pizza?
As a person who grew up eating both oreos and salsa, yes those are two things that NEVER go together, no matter what part of the hemisphere you happen to live on...
@@GeryonM nope, noone i know in Ohio does that. I condemn both
I was at a music festival and the singer for Staind got the crowd to shout “Fuck Joe Biden” it was pretty hilarious to witness it in person
Dave Mustaine of Megadeth recently ranted on stage about masks and medical tyranny, and the crowd started shouting it as well!
Aaron Lewis is his name
That's awesome!
And now, months later, some epic SOB said "Let's go Brandon" to Biden on a Christmas zoom call, and he said it back. That is like, if Xi Xinping were to say "Screw Winnie the Pooh, Tienanmen Square forever!".
@@johns9652 REALLY? Oh man I hope there's video of that, that's priceless!
Bro, that was colder than cold!!! Showing a photograph of Jennifer Anniston and saying, “Keeping the Pitt in their? Disgusting!” You’re the king!!
Those chants actually gives me hope for our young generation....They're paying attention!
I think they're chanting that only because he hasn't canceled their student loan debts yet...🤔
Agreed. Sometimes I lose a bit of hope. I'm not very strongly conservative, I'm more of a right-leaning libertarians. But I go to school, bring up a slightly conservative talking point, and chances are someone will say "Maybe you should do more research on communism/social justice/gun legislation." And then I do, and then they say I'm wrong and walk away.
I wake up early on Saturday's go watch College Game Day show and yesterday hearing the student's F U Joe Biden drown out the announcer's voice made my day! 😂 They did it twice on national TV and they had to move location to the field 😂
Or they’re just parroting each other. I feel like this world is full of parrots.
@@silverwind3084 Not parrots, sheep.
Tyler, that is not a baby. He’s big enough to milk the cow himself for his milk 🤣 19:38
🤣🤣
omg lolol
Callin him mom a cow?
Did you notice how jacked the mom's arms are from lugging that kid around?
I’ve never seen Tyler review a Chris Farley meme without saying: “RIP Chris Farley.” I tip my cap to you, sir.
He was so great. RIP Chris Farley
11:08 I must heartily(as heartily as I can.. lol) agree with this sentiment
Cher's secret-- she's at the plastic surgeon more often than most women go to the hair stylist.
how does she not look terrible though like most people? crazy
She looks worse without the 3 pounds of makeup and photoshop job.
" How many babies a day is she eating? "
Tyler Zed
Worth watching for a remark like that alone.
exactly my thoughts
The Emmys was a sophisticated crowd and covid doesn’t like sophisticated people, everyone knows this…
to be fair, the hysteria doesn't work on sophisticated people
Lol im pretty sure "sophisticated"
still means your just cultured and/or well read...like that has anything to do with getting infected...
News Outlets need to re read the dictionary
Nobody likes "sophisticated" people.. I'm with CV on that one.
@@AngeloIppis42 doubt many at these award ceremonies are well read or cultured just swimming in money.
Well the coof took two of The View hosts out their "sophisticated" 🤣🤣
OMG, thank you for bringing it up. Term limits is the best idea ever.
7:03. The pictures of Cher. Guy at People Magazine. “Hey Ward, you need to Photoshop this picture of 75 year old Cher to look 29. I attached an over time slip”. 🇺🇸😎👍
True
So what did we learn today? We learned that Tyler is a savage. Civilized people understand that the toilet roll goes over, not under. I don't know how Mrs. Zed puts up with him.
It's obvious that it's a dominance issue... Toilet Paper up front shows dominance, openness, willingness to do "it's job"... behind shows submission, fear of being "used", hiding from responsibilities, "dirty" TP... 😁
Those chants just prove how much everyone loves Blo Jidhen
Yes reading the liberal comments in favor of Joe Biden , I believe they really do want to make love to Joe Biden
@@charlemagnetheFranks Joe Biden would be like...
27 Too old!
23 Too old!
18 Too old!
17 Too old!
😳
All those people shouting F somebody....
Oh no joe. It isn’t F somebody. It’s F Joe Biden.
@@kyleblankiv7589 a gif of JB sniffing.
@@charlemagnetheFranks all of them man, they were all spot on.
I love that the dad who sharpened his kids pencils with a knife, was driving a Toyota like mine!
My favorite childhood memory is remembering things.
I remember when i could remember things. (not really).
Tyler: Fauci is 80 years old.
Me: That’s what happens when you eat children’s souls.
He sold his soul to the devil. Or Pfizer
@@venndiagram5981 he bought a sh** load of stock in one of the companies.
@Bert Guff: What's the difference?
Tyler: Ohioans, is salsa and oreos a thing?
Ohio: No. NO. Shit no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for doing some shit like that.
We also pronounce Ohioan...Buckeye.
Sorry, but the Ohio mail in votes arrived and they say that Ohioans definitely do dip their Oreos in salsa, so it is now an indisputable fact. 😂
Non-Ohioan's will believe anything! The Oreos and Salsa, flat earth, anything
Lol, I watched that movie last night. 😄
@@jzeman hey! I may be from Mississippi but even I don’t believe in a flat earth
BEARDS!! You don't want to wipe your ass with something that's been touching the wall!!!
As a kid, I would say I probably spent more time listening to the radio than watching TV, with a blank cassette tape always at the ready. It was a great way to learn patience, as well as how to control your anger when you end up only recording the last five seconds of the song and the DJ is talking over four seconds of it.
Yup, and 9-volt transistor radio and a bike with a banana seat.
Amen. Tdk and memorex.
Been there k-dragon.
@@jsioux056 RUclips gives me an option to translate your post to english......
Nn s 3❤ ,
Worst part about watching this...is having to wait for the next one. Make these daily! Love ya!
Every day is Sunday for those who are unemployed. But I am not a Democrat living off stimulus checks.
so true
Yeah, it makes me realize how short my attention span is these days…
I think you hit the nail on the head with the "eating babies" quip. "THEY" are all at it!
Beards all the way... no mullets!!!!! LOL .... and yes scars are sexy LOL
Beards all day long. When it breaks you don't have to go digging behind the role to find the end.
Just spin it bro
Took me a minute to place the Home Alone villains, never watched Kardashians, and still have a mix tape or two somewhere with Casey Kasem running his mouth through the intro of the songs I wanted to record.
Haaa haaa THANK YOU!.I didn't have a clue who they were. I'm one of "those people "
@@lorireed8046
Lol! I'm with ya! I didn't recognize the guys in costumes, I don't know zip about the Kardashians or most celebrities. I'd voluntarily live in a cave if Carlsbad Caverns National Park would let me move in, but for now I'll have to settle for living under a rock. 🤣🤣🤣
@@czntrm Truth!
Thank you!!! I haven't watched that movie since the first time and I didn't recognize them. I was about to out myself and ask!!
"Pain is temporary, glory is eternal" is what EVERY COACH in Helena Montana said from 85 to 93.
Pain isnt that temporary.
If we laugh at your reactions, do we still lose? LOL Love these, keep em up. My husband and I watch all your videos and share them with our family.
I am personally, EXTREMELY RELIEVED that flying cars are not yet a thing. Do we REALLY want to trust drivers with the Z AXIS?
We have had flying cars for years… We called them helicopters.
no thats why we gotta perfect aut9mated cars then spend 100 years getting to perfect the z axis as well before i even think about that lollol
@@tylermassage6220 that isnt a flying car
Agreed. There are so many terrible drivers who immediately slide off the road whenever it rains. There is no way I want them to be able to smash into me from above.
Can you imagine! People ignore basic rules of the road. Does anyone think they would obey the rules in a flying car ?? That’s all we need is idiots in flying cars. Flying cars should never be a broad reality.
My favorite childhood memory was thinking that working hard would give me a future.
Amen. Also "F".
Same. I just realized it doesn't mean shit. It's more important to know people and be likeable
@@cornpop9262 hey corn pop! I heard you're a bad dude. Maybe we've misjudged you. 😎
Mine was thinking that getting married and having kids would be a new chapter of my life , now I'm 50 years old wife left me and stole my kids .
@@SpearFisher85 cmon man. Whoever said I'm a bad dude is a lying dog faced pony soldier. Lol
Another hint for free trials: use an empty gift card, itll register as a credit card, but there's no way for them to pull money off it so you don't even have to cancel
Tyler: filters are Catfishing!
Also Tyler: Cher looks great! Be sure to eat babies to stay young.
Pretty sure that's surgeries, not filters.
@@bawdydog176 , I'm sure there's surgery, injections, photo editing, professional lighting and heavy makeup.
@@Jay_Sullivan At the very least, lol.
That Oreo and Salsa thing, it's a total lie. I have NEVER heard of anyone having that before. If they do do it, it's behind locked doors.
Any who do will be immediately given to the Loveland Frogmen as tribute to protect our First Born.
I came to the comments for THIS answer!
Imagine ranch with last nights refrigerated pizza.
I have lived in Ohio for over 30 years and have never, never seen anyone do that! That's terrible
I've eaten Oreos and EZ Cheese
About Biden and the drone strike. I feel that because of the media force field that surrounds Biden this SOB could do just about anything you can imagine and he gets a pass. It's disgusting.
Explaining the joke always makes it funnier. Thanks for this.
I completely condone the F-Biden chants, in fact it has renewed my interest in attending a game! Also never watched a single Kardashian episode! 😌
Indeed. I'd go to a game just for the chant!
I was never really into sports but I suddenly have a curious urge to go to games.
I hate the F bomb. But I must say, this is the first time I have embraced it 😂
To fix that cassette tape, just stick a pencil in the "spokes" and rotate the pencil. I've done it 100 times.
Us poor kids whose moms and dads bought us SONI instead of SONY cassette players back when got to know this trick really, REALLY well...
Yep!
Not if it snaps
@@20FreeWill if it snaps you lay the edges on top of each other at the end of a sharp table edge leaving less than 1/8" hanging over. Then, with the cassette case edge apply pressure on the tape at the edge of the table. Then, use a lit kitchen match held below and away from tape to allow heat to stick the hanging over tape together. You don't want close heat as it melts the tape to fast and causes a crinkled seam. After you've seamed it you take a very light dab of fingernail polish hardener and apply on each side. The application of hardener should be paper thin. After its dried a few hours slightly tug on it and make a wavy pattern with it to pre stress it. It will always play like a cd skipping at that spot but it saves $20 when $20 was $100
@@yurmabeechaudits3522 that's true bit it's still a hassle bro . Even when the tape used to get crinkled up it always catch at that part an chew the tape or play fucked up then u heard it slow down and munch the tape .
17:36 Yes, that's real. It gets used in coal mines, At the front you'll see the part that's supposed to look like the "pizza cutter", those are all buckets to scoop up the coal ore, then it gets thrown onto a conveyor that runs the length of the machine. It can excavate over 200,000 tons of coal daily. It really is an impressive engineering masterpiece.
You forgot to put that the earlier versions of this thing was so heavy that it walked because no tires or tracks could move it haha
^story of my life....
BEARDS! I change the roll at friends houses if they're MULLETS! lol :)
Tyler: How does Cher look so good at 70+??
Cher: The blood of children.
That's what I've heard 🤔
Of course it is! The majority of “celebrities” worship satan and drink adrenachrome. They’re evil.
Probably accurate
23:13 if you ever thought pencils had flat sides so they wouldn't roll. Nope.
It's to smooth the kinks and re-spool cassettes.
The "overlyfed" baby joke was funny! Never watched Kardashians, l consider myself blessed .always beard!
I grew up in the 90s and had to do the cassette tape thing, as well as continually pausing and rewinding a song to write down the lyrics.
Zed: "You laugh you lose. GO!"
Zed: 2021 as a scented candle
Me: l'm out!
(I really miss the halcyon days of 2020. *sigh*)
The only stats I trust:
My cats are named Merlin and Morty. I am always calling them by the wrong name so I just started calling them Morlin. This makes me 50% right 100% of the time.
We have a similar problem, we have 2 Agapornis that look exactly the same. 🤣
Actually, it's makes you 100% wrong every time.
@@vendettamedianl what is an an agapornis?
@@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist Yes, it does 😂😂😂
My grandkids: "Grandpa, how dumb were people when you were younger?"
Me: *Busts out my phone to show them the 120,000 archived pics and screenshots titled "2020-2021"*
😂😂😂
That will be me too when I get old
😂😂😂
@@DEATH-THE-GOAT Grandkids "Wow, pictures on a phone. How old school, I've neuralinked all my stream followers, they think it's hilarious."
@@Marcoose81 😂😂😂
Grandpa, what is a meme lord?
@@keimahane _"Ah! Who are you and what are you... how did you get in my house.... living accommodation! Go away now... I have no cryptos to give you!"_
Dauther: _"but dad it's your grandson"_
Me: _"who the hell are yoouu!"_
Warning do not listen while driving, almost crashed. Super funny video
Amazing how the mask being forced onto the poor child looks like a 'rainbow' mask, kinda explains everything doesn't it?
For some reason it looked like a gaping mouth with oversize teeth to me.
That video made me really, REALLY pissed off.
Anybody who hurts and/or abuses kids deserves a lot of pain.
@@TheJetsetter And it is not being received. Know a person who does? Get them to go to prison. They'll take care of that issue.
@@spaulding304 how about people QUIT GIVING YOU KIDS TO THE FUCKING ENEMY!
I couldn't handle that pic, if that was my child I'd be wearing an Orange Jumpsuit!
"How many babies a day is she eating"?
I lose.......
Does it count if you lose over something he said and not the meme itself tho?
@@carmeltabby I'll take the hit. That shit was funny.....
I hope Greta really did say "and have children", we don't need anyone who listens to Greta breeding
So we're pushing back the end of the world to 20 years now?
@@tresonsaint6488 can we at least have the hand to hand combat that we’ve all been waiting for before the end happens? It would be wasteful not to.
The problem with that is the same problem with people who listen to Fauci. One day we were all saying "Meh, if you're dumb enough to listen to Fauci, you can go take the experimental gene therapy that might kill you." Then before you knew it, it was a requirement for employment basically everywhere.
They don't just stop at themselves. Everything they say never refers to themselves.
@@whitworth5s248 True, but if the "stop" breeding stops with them it will be easier to weed them out
The drying dishes got me damn it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I became a master at recording songs off the radio as a kid. Sometimes the beginning of the song had the dj talking. Oh the 80's, kids had to be enterprising.
Yakking right up to the start of the vocals. Forget about getting any instrumental intros.
I cant find a youtube upload of Experience in Love by Everyday People without the DJ talking. It's not on any digital format but still gets played on canadian radio stations like CKWW.
As an Ohioan, I can attest that we do not eat Oreos and salsa together.
Only reason I'm in the comments!! Lol yay, now I can rest lol
Amused. Welp, I was actually going to try it, but I am relieved to know that if I do, it’ll be because I want to.
There was that tiny gluttonous part of me that was a little curious 🤨
thank you no i can go back to eating my lettuce with nacho cheese.
This meme had to be created by someone from Xichigan :/
The problem with calling those 4 civilians astronauts is it's demeaning to people that are astronauts, trained to be astronauts, have thousands of hours of flight time and actually knew what they were doing and could take control.
Compared to people in the back seat along for the ride.
I mean it's like working at a job for 20 years knowing all the aspects of the job and have been doing it for 20 years and some guy comes in gets the same pay as you and doesn't know anything.
After reading your reply I'm also very very angry at those space tourist misusing the title of ASTRONAUT to describe themselves. I especially apologize to all those fine astronauts on that show Lost in Space. And I pray some day they will learn to use mapQuest to find their way home.
Worse is being asked by your out of touch employer to train your replacement! You decline that request immediately. If he's taking my place, he should be more skilled than I am.
A beard: you bump it and it unrolls
Mullet: you bump it and it stays rolled up.
"How many babies a day is she eating?!" Got the dumbest surprised laugh out of me.
Baste?!
Adrenochrome
Interesting. Please keep posting so others will know what you’ve said from India. Thank you!
She’s more plastic than a Barbie Doll at this point. I’m just surprised she didn’t wind up with that “deer in the headlights” look that seems to happen to folks who continually go under the knife to maintain their youthful image.
@@Jolis_Parsec and remove the makeup layers
@@Jolis_Parsec To me they look like plastic mannequin s.
Beards all the way. Mullets are for guys who wipe back to front.
Amen to that m8, beards all the way.
And all my life my mother and every girl fried said that girl must wipe front to back, infections and what not. Doesn’t really matter for guys.
I agree beards.
@@ThePinkerton1776 way to miss the joke
It’s BEARDS, no if ands or buts… or butts…no mullets we’re allowed for military inspections… not sure what the Air Force maids did…
I was one of those teens who sat by the radio with a tape recorder waiting for that special song to play! Lol
I love how it went from 4 years of “ resist” to now it’s “obey” yea not gonna happen.
Dude the absolute funniest thing from today is when you asked ... how many babies does she eat a day? you know you're going to get in trouble for that don't you? I laughed till I nearly died!
Tyler asked a question so they can do nothing.
@@kittydoggy2803 I hope so!
Nearly lost my 💩 for real 😮🤣! Oh, how l love it!
It's the baby powder. It takes a lot of babies to make one bottle.
I concur. Lol
I can't believe Cher looks so great after a photoshop session
A ton of plastic surgery and injections, too.
"How many babies a day is she eating!" Funny sh*t Tyler