@Frosty dude, nope. First because in theory you should dry your butt before using the bidet, so they juices have already gone. Second because this very bidet is brand new and sparkling clean, so there is nothing in there to make you cringe.
@Frostywith "drying your butt" I mean getting rid of most of the residuals you have after pooing; that you do it with toilet paper. All the juices are absorbed or removed with it. The bidet helps cleaning and washing out the remaining stuff that paper cannot and won't deal with
Being farm kids from Iowa we didn’t know what this was. In 1978 we traveled to a major city for dads work. His boss put us up in a fancy suite. My brother was curious why the bathroom had 2 toilets? A few minutes later after he inspected it. He came to the conclusion it was a drinking fountain like school. And proudly proclaimed to all he had it solved. And to my moms horror, we watched as he turned it on and started drinking out of it.
after thoroughly examining this video I have came to the conclusion that why he has more dislikes on this video.. the answer is how lovingly and affectionately he touches the drain hole and fountain, personally I find it deeply unsettling
I would say the wall, due to the sprayer location and the fact that the knobs would be difficult to manage from the back or would make a mess turning around so the water would spray everywhere.
Easy to install, ruclips.net/user/postUgkxjA-hDN2m8_mi0Dg0JD8U6QiArozIAc4I and comfortable. No idea what other people were talking about when they said it was difficult to install or uncomfortable.
It's my guess that if this video were called "How A Bidet Works" - which it is, rather than "How To Use A Bidet" - which it isn't, you'd have received fewer dislikes and snarky comments...like this one: also helpful would be to have someone else do the filming, someone else do the voice-over, and if you never again made another video.
This is why RUclips should not have removed the down vote counter. Five minutes explaining how to use a faucet. Zero time explaining how to wash your ass with it.
I was wondering if you really make seated contact with those things. Of course that question wasn't answered but I got told that you can handle those handles to make stuff happen. Wow.
Eastern toilet is both toilet and bidet together also it’s easy, fast and healthy to use too just need to add little string of water and it is really environment friendly because you don’t use any toilet paper just water 💦
Dude- this was the most creepy video I’ve seen... you really enjoy touching all that stuff and you really went into detail of what the H and C are for. Seriously? Also the word is “lever” not “leever”
Seems like the H & C knob would be used to set the temp, and the master knob like a water main. That way, you can set the temp and forget it. What I dont understand is, are you crapping in something different and then moving over to the bidet? Lol
The H and C knobs are the water mains actually. The center knob is to redirect the water that pours into the bowl from the sides to the sprinkler so you can adjust the pressure. And first you just use your toilet and TP as you usually would. Then wash with the bidet and soap.
That was a terrible explanation! I don’t think you’ve ever used a bidet otherwise you would know. The cold and hot knobs control both water temperature and volume, and allow you to mix hot and cold just like in a shower. The water comes out from the rim all around the bidet and washes the interior bowl just like in a toilet. The control knob is used to deviate water from the bowl wash to the fountain spigot and is only used when you are sitting on the bidet and ready to start the washing by activating the fountain. Failure to be sitting will cause the water to jet up from the bidet and spill on the bathroom floor. When in use the bidet drain must remain open in order to drain the dirty water. If it remains closed, the bidet bowl will fill with water until it reaches the overflow drain under the bowl rim. There is no way that the bidet can overflow unless the main drain is closed and the overflow drain is clogged. Bidets are intelligently designed bathroom fixtures but you must know how to use them. And one last thing: you sit on the bidet by straddling on it facing the knobs and with your private parts positioned over the fountain spigot. Sitting with the knobs to your back is guaranteed to create a royal mess unless you are very flexible and can reach behind you without looking.
Ppl, it’s not so difficult. Of course you clean, sanitize and scrub the bidet! Keep your silly hands out of it! This guy’s hilarious - just enjoy the replies
The “hey everybody”didn’t annoy me. If it did I would get use to it because I don’t want to give people social anxiety or want awkward and cringe 2 exist. I’m okay with people being unique as long as it’s not mean
Wait what? At what point in the bodily waste elimination process would you deliberately want the water retained? Isn’t that the whole point of indoor plumbing? To go to your business and then have it flushed away? I don’t know about anyone else but, any other time you would go to do your business and end up with the toilet, just a regular old run-of-the-mill toilet, that acted like this, retaining all of the water and nastiness to the point where it over spills and floods the bathroom… That’s sort of a fail.
How he keeps touching it makes me cringe.
why? it's not a toilet, it's a normal sink, there's nothing gross in there 🤦♂️
@Frosty dude, nope. First because in theory you should dry your butt before using the bidet, so they juices have already gone. Second because this very bidet is brand new and sparkling clean, so there is nothing in there to make you cringe.
@Frostywith "drying your butt" I mean getting rid of most of the residuals you have after pooing; that you do it with toilet paper. All the juices are absorbed or removed with it. The bidet helps cleaning and washing out the remaining stuff that paper cannot and won't deal with
@Frosty lol
@@Saxyct Dude, the whole point of a bidet is so you DON'T use any toilet paper.
Bro why are you touching the inside of the bowl!? 😂
i think it is newly installed or is a dummy😂
He said at the beginning that it hasn’t been used since he flooded the bathroom as a child.
bro fr I was gonna say the same thing
american bro. I love bidet
And besides the water is tap water
Putting those hands and fingers all up in there huh...
Yeeaa.....not sure if I want to finger myself either. 🤔
He Wash His Hand After The Vid I Think
@@HelloHello-hk4sx side benefit!
Him: "HEYYY EVERYBODDDYYYYYYY"
Me: Nope, I'll keep searching RUclips for another instructional video...
The most irritating thing I've heard today.
🤣🤣
So peppy! He should work in infomercials.
Exactly
yep, same.
15 seconds in....TOTALLY AGREE
When did Saul Goodman have time to make a video about a Bidet 😂 Slipping Jimmy over here
i swear that's the first thing i thought
Hahaha
Awesome
Sounds more like badger lmao
Ufff, I knew I had heard his voice somewhere else but couldn't pin point it. Than I saw the comments. Thanks a lot man.
Half terrible tutorial. He should have turned it on and showed you how it worked .
Such an odd comment in the video description ... childhood trauma?!?
This dude definitely got Coronavirus
Slippery Sauce ☠️
Lmaoo😂💀
😂😂😂😂
Haha 😂😂😂
Dude he would probably die from it it ain't funny.
Touching everything and yelling, ugh
PipenFalzy Soooo ?
PipenFalzy I Think He Wash HIS Hand After The vid
Being farm kids from Iowa we didn’t know what this was. In 1978 we traveled to a major city for dads work. His boss put us up in a fancy suite. My brother was curious why the bathroom had 2 toilets? A few minutes later after he inspected it. He came to the conclusion it was a drinking fountain like school. And proudly proclaimed to all he had it solved. And to my moms horror, we watched as he turned it on and started drinking out of it.
Hahaha the fk he drank shit
EWW 😂
The tp shortage bringing out all the Americans lol
Found him absolutely annoying
after thoroughly examining this video I have came to the conclusion that why he has more dislikes on this video..
the answer is how lovingly and affectionately he touches the drain hole and fountain, personally I find it deeply unsettling
Wow horrible tutorial. If you want to know how a bidet works thats fine but he doesn't actually tell you How to use a bidet.
I was in Argentina and I didn’t know that was a bidet, I peed in there
Omg stop touching it all over
😂
Eewwwww ... stop touching
syl-p I Think he Wash HIS hand
@@siopalcakep2307 I don't care, it's...
I think this is the first video that I immediately knew I was not gonna watch when it started
What about how you sit on it. Do you face the front or the back?
I know right. I'm like, we know how to use knobs. We're talking about sitting on it and spraying ourselves when we're thinking, "How do I use this?"
both
If you are with your pants off you face the same direction of the toilet
I would say the wall, due to the sprayer location and the fact that the knobs would be difficult to manage from the back or would make a mess turning around so the water would spray everywhere.
I can't believe he yells for 5 minutes on how to turn a knob but doesn't answer the actual question we all came here for.
Easy to install, ruclips.net/user/postUgkxjA-hDN2m8_mi0Dg0JD8U6QiArozIAc4I and comfortable. No idea what other people were talking about when they said it was difficult to install or uncomfortable.
anyone else make it past 14 seconds?
So this is how Saul Goodman spends his spare time huh?
It's my guess that if this video were called "How A Bidet Works" - which it is, rather than "How To Use A Bidet" - which it isn't, you'd have received fewer dislikes and snarky comments...like this one: also helpful would be to have someone else do the filming, someone else do the voice-over, and if you never again made another video.
"I'm going to show you how to use a bidet with this non functional bidet. Use your imagination I guess!"
What did you expect him to do? Drop em right there and give a live demonstration?? 🙄🙄🙄. Lol
This is why RUclips should not have removed the down vote counter. Five minutes explaining how to use a faucet. Zero time explaining how to wash your ass with it.
Lol you flood your parents house room. Thanks for sharing and very informative
...and they haven't thought about turning the bidet back on! 😂😂
In Argentina this type of bidet is the most popular and used for all population, I can not understand how people can't live without it.
"Better Call Saul!"
Man your intro always creeps me out, remind me of Slappy from Goosebumps good video though thanks for sharing
Ok randy orton
I was wondering if you really make seated contact with those things. Of course that question wasn't answered but I got told that you can handle those handles to make stuff happen. Wow.
Usually you just kinda over a bit. It's not really amenable for sitting . You can straddle it I guess.
Why would you want the water to accumulate after u wash ur bottom?
I was wondering the same thing. Makes no sense at all.
Narrated by Badger from Breaking Bad?
Or Saul Goodman 😂
I got does sound like him lol
Thanks! I've always wondered what to do with those "H" and "C" knobs.
Hi EVERYBODYYYYYHYYYYYYYYYY.....let me show you how to clean your Butt HOLE NICely
People commenting to stop touching: y'all, he clealy said they haven't used it in years. That bidet is probably cleaner than the sink... 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Bob Odenkirk, is that you?
i just got a bidet commercial... wtf is wrong with youtube
70$!!!
I picked up one of these units at the trash dump today, mint condition. I have no room to install it. What do you boys think it's worth?
Wow, if a bidet had a voice, I just heard it.
Eastern toilet is both toilet and bidet together also it’s easy, fast and healthy to use too just need to add little string of water and it is really environment friendly because you don’t use any toilet paper just water 💦
Dude- this was the most creepy video I’ve seen... you really enjoy touching all that stuff and you really went into detail of what the H and C are for. Seriously?
Also the word is “lever” not “leever”
🤣🤣🤣
So how do you use it?
You have to use toilet paper to dry off anyway so how's this saving on toilet paper? You might be using slightly less but only by like 3 squares.
Would you clean your muddy shoes with just dry tissue?
Yeah thats the point using less
Bidet is not something you use to save toilet paper, but something you use so you're cleaner.
@@celeste9611 that's literally not the point of a bidet.
I think these are great for seniors who don't want someone else washing them done there.
Did your parents turn the bidet back on after you displayed responsible use in this video?
How do you sit on this thing and control the water flow?? Or do you sit on it like a cowboy does on a chair?
Why r u so hands on with the bottom of it
Question ! Why in the world would you want to use the stopper and not let the water go down ?
This is actually not just a bidet. It's a sitz-bath bidet station.
Seems like the H & C knob would be used to set the temp, and the master knob like a water main. That way, you can set the temp and forget it.
What I dont understand is, are you crapping in something different and then moving over to the bidet? Lol
The H and C knobs are the water mains actually. The center knob is to redirect the water that pours into the bowl from the sides to the sprinkler so you can adjust the pressure. And first you just use your toilet and TP as you usually would. Then wash with the bidet and soap.
How can some one sit on that cold hard ass porcelain cring😖
That is so cool
so what do you do??
sit on the porcelain or stand and squat??
That was a terrible explanation! I don’t think you’ve ever used a bidet otherwise you would know. The cold and hot knobs control both water temperature and volume, and allow you to mix hot and cold just like in a shower. The water comes out from the rim all around the bidet and washes the interior bowl just like in a toilet. The control knob is used to deviate water from the bowl wash to the fountain spigot and is only used when you are sitting on the bidet and ready to start the washing by activating the fountain. Failure to be sitting will cause the water to jet up from the bidet and spill on the bathroom floor. When in use the bidet drain must remain open in order to drain the dirty water. If it remains closed, the bidet bowl will fill with water until it reaches the overflow drain under the bowl rim. There is no way that the bidet can overflow unless the main drain is closed and the overflow drain is clogged. Bidets are intelligently designed bathroom fixtures but you must know how to use them. And one last thing: you sit on the bidet by straddling on it facing the knobs and with your private parts positioned over the fountain spigot. Sitting with the knobs to your back is guaranteed to create a royal mess unless you are very flexible and can reach behind you without looking.
Wait, thats not a small toilet?
Stop touching it!!!!
Enough of touching..yuk. Now you taste the water and check if it is salty?
My bottom has sprayed blasts more powerful than that contraption. And there was a nice mess to address.
you need professional help
You are wrong, H and C stand for Henry Coleman, the guy who invented hot and cold running water
Maybe you should have cleaned the bidet before zooming in
?? that bidet is brand new, not even used. what are you talking about
Thank you so much for this video! You explained everything so well!
Please make another video where all you do is say Hey Everybooooooooooooooooddyyyyyyyyyyyyy
He must have been at home depot when making this vid...
You mean to tell me your parents had a perfectly good bidet and never used it??
This guy doesn't afraid of shit.
Did he say "every body" or "every bidet" ???
Still
Don’t know how to sit on it. That’s 5 minutes I can’t get back.
This bidet is in my parents hoooose...I haven’t used it since I moved ooooot.
This video told me nothing on how to actually use a bidet. Do you sit on it like a toilet, sit on it facing the wall?
Heyyyyy everybodyyyyyy
Next time you should try with a model that wasn’t like from the fucking ‘60s ;)
If this toilet hasn't been used in decades, why are there 4 rolls of toilet paper next to it?
Ppl, it’s not so difficult. Of course you clean, sanitize and scrub the bidet! Keep your silly hands out of it! This guy’s hilarious - just enjoy the replies
Why would I ask the guy who flooded his parents house using a bidet , and hasn't used it since, how to use a bidet
The fact that he touched it
Should be titled showing bidet parts stay tuned for next video on how to actually use the bidet.
You should stick to car advice 😂😂
Why would someone want the water to accumulate? Wouldn't you want it to drain immediately?
Might want to see if there’s any residue left
"When you turn this with a C on it, cold water would come out of here" thanks for that captain obvious 😆
Unless it was build by a French company.... as in French, the C would mean "Chaud", which translates to "hot".
Awesome!
I’m sitting here at my vacation rental on Clearwater beach taking massive crabby bills dump sitting beside a bidet wondering how to use it.
If u didnt like how he touched it, the it means you dont clean your toilette every day, please do it.
In India we just uses hand spray.
That vooooiiiiice! Next video, sorry.
i get the plumbing but what about the rest of it? Like, soap, towels, water pressure,... yeah, the rest of it.
Looks like a small bathtub to poop on lol
That intro is probably why you don't have more subs
This dude sounds like Charlie Day
I guess my question would be why you would not want to keep the drain open all the time?
The guy is a loser, he has 5 times more dislikes than people who really liked it. His voice is annoying and his Ho everybodyyyyy is totally despicable
Apparently his parents still dont trust him with the bidet..
Why would you want to leave the dodo water ?
Oh this guy
The “hey everybody”didn’t annoy me. If it did I would get use to it because I don’t want to give people social anxiety or want awkward and cringe 2 exist. I’m okay with people being unique as long as it’s not mean
How do you dry yourself off?! (without toilet paper of course)
You don't.....it's a god-damned mess!!!
You use a towel. Also you use the bidet with soap until you feel sanitized and clean.
How come I watched this vid. And still don’t know how to actually use the damn thing?
You touched that thing way too many times bro. 😂
Bidet: Ghetto definition: Use it to wash your ass!!
Wait what? At what point in the bodily waste elimination process would you deliberately want the water retained? Isn’t that the whole point of indoor plumbing? To go to your business and then have it flushed away?
I don’t know about anyone else but, any other time you would go to do your business and end up with the toilet, just a regular old run-of-the-mill toilet, that acted like this, retaining all of the water and nastiness to the point where it over spills and floods the bathroom… That’s sort of a fail.
which way do you face
Gross how he touches it ! 🤮
Tutorial on how to use a bidet starts at 4:52
He sounds like Mrs. Featherbottom
At your parent's house? WHO COULD HAVE WON THAT BET? Who the hell talks like this?