I like how the Big load truck driver as soon he felt he was tilting to the right, used his left blinker to counter balance and save the day. Big brain thinking! 😜
I was a paratrooper as well. We jumped T10 Delta parachutes. I believe that's a T11. You can't actually control their direction. You can only slow the descent by pulling the correct set of risers into your chest. You also land hard AF because the military does low altitude jumps. Without performing a parachute landing fall (PLF), you can break your legs.
@@bidibibip "Why on earth does the military give soldiers parachutes that can't be steered" More injuries occur due to parachute collisions than bad landings. Not due to the actual collision (which is obviously very low speed) but because when canopies collide they almost always entangle and the rate of fall increases, and having two or more entangled soldiers doing a bad landing is exponentially more dangerous than a single one. Having them unsteerable means they all go downwind at the same rate and will be spaced out the same as they left the a/c. Airborne soldiers on the other hand go through weeks of landing-fall practice and can cope with (just about) any situation - as long as some stupid observer doesn't park his snow tractor in one place and fail to observe.
I figured I wouldn't be the only one to put that one together. It's above and beyond. I am probably in a smallish social world these days, but you are the first person I've ever seen say it. I first put it together in 1995, but I spelled it, " Perfuct". Nicely done, my good sir or madamme.
Oh, and in my version it's all about realizing that everything is exactly as it is meant to be. It is fucked in such a perfect way. Everyone and everything's fucked, and that's the way it's meant to be.
I was there during the Parachute incident. Not sure who sent this one in but this was in Alaska with 4BCT jumping for training, thankfully it was not me but the soldier was good just a bruise
@@Colonel_Obvious You are correct. how only 3 years of retiring from there my mind has slipped. crazy how that was my last unit I retired from and 4th ID I had not been in since 2009 - 2012. I was 4BCT from 2018 to 2021 and finished while being airborne
@@MrYfrank14 you dont really get a choice. the parachutes are not really designed to control the direction. you can pull the straps to help drift a little but there is no real steering. You just ride it out and hope to not get smashed to hard. Winter jumps are fun as you more land dart into the snow, but you also hope there are no dangers under the snow as well.
It happened back around 2000, 2001, so no video, but I got my ass kicked by an Emu. My wife and kids think it is frigging hilarious. Unfortunately, not even a picture, but one of the people I was with is still a good friend of ours. Before anyone freaks out, it was 100% job related and we were trying to keep it from dying a horrible death. We weren't just messing with an Emu. Then it died anyway, due to the stress. Dammed bird!
But how hasn't Gary the Baby Emu healed your country? I think there should be more Gary the Baby Emu awareness and your cultural trauma would be seriously mitigated.
I can't thank you enough for your humor. As an old bloke, I broke my ankle several years ago in a similar way to the felow in this video. I wasn't carrying tea, though. I was flat on my back for a long while. Your videos got me through much of it. GOOD ON YA! If I sound like an idiot, that's just the American that loves all things Aussie, and to a lesser extent, England. Long, boring story.
They high beam act was a combo - Destination F'ed and Destination P. Her score will be F'ed for the near tumble, yet perfect because she saved herself from a bruising, painful fall.
That parachuting fellow. Thats US Army Air Borne. Going through some jump training. Those parachutes have about as much control as a dump truck with no steering wheel. The fact he was able to land on the truck (he was absolutely aiming for it) makes that a destination perfect.
Yeah you can't really steer that shape of chute at all. Why do they still use those I wonder? A typical skydiving canopy seems so much better since it lets you choose your landing.
i thought it was a wood chipper machine and he was gonna fall and come out as dust from the other end XD i'm joking i'm glad he was fine, those parachutes have almost no control at all
The motorcycle hill one and the balance beam gymnast ones were so inspirational. She knew she was heading to Destination F'ed but turned into the spin and made it look like "I meant to do that."
The 4th clip of the backflipping girl was awesome! I really appreciate a person who doesn't take themselves too seriously and is capable of laughing at themselves after completely butchering a flippy flip.
Brilliant design idea. Put a countdown timer so that will actually watch the in video ad without being annoyed. Much more likely to have a positive influence on the sales
Something seemed off in that one - the windows were closed and blacked out. I never saw the window break, and it seems unlikely a person would be ejected from a seat and through a window at such high velocity.
Thanks for this Ozzyman. Finally you found a way to use all those clips that were neither F or P. And could talk about this dilemma. Keep it up. Love your channel.
Ozzy Man, please make a t-shirt with your quotation, "Sometimes you're perfect without knowing it." Or maybe a needlepoint pillow kit - that might be a good holiday item! People of all ages can do needlepoint, it's soothing, and you wind up with a lovely gift.
The “here’s me face” is always a highlight but watching these idiots doing insane shit to gain an express pass to Destination Fucked is always hilarious 😂😂😂
RaftMan for the win! When water is involved and us land creatures pull it off... Bonus Point Multiplier!! Speaking of "P", The Filipina Pea is heading to Australia later this year... need a OzzyMan/Filipina Pea collaboration on her Aussie Trip ;P For real though.
This actually sounds like a really good idea.. I'm glad some people thought it up.. this has to definitely be a new set up for the videos.. never knowing which it will be.
Ah yes...the bamboo stairs giveaway...it was a foggy/misty day...doomed from the top stair. The first video (truck dash-cam): Anytime you can walk away from a easily described horrendous crash is an excellent outcome in my book. And if you can use both trucks...perfect. @5:12...another coat of paint and that bridge would be concrete dust and rebar.
Yikes! That isn't funny and go look in a mirror for that one. People just exist, if you cannot think of them without adding gross context then you may have personal issues.
10:24 ... until he bleeds out internally. He did exit with style though. Gotta love the little spin at the end. He will always be remembered now, so he didn't die in vain.
OzzyMan should make this part of his celeb interview package. Celebrities are always up for risky clicks & random video hi jinx. You could make them attempt a backflip in the sand for every wrong guess!
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Likes this 1st. Where's me prize?
I want that T shirt!!!
@@Fraapindy here it is ya bloody legend 🎉
"Farked" yes
I wanna hear and see your reaction to Final Destination fooked 😂😂😂
Should call this series Shrodinger's Destination... Both Perfect, and Fucked, until observed.
Well played sir, i completely agree!
I was thinking about Destination Wildcard but yeah na yeah... Schrödinger is just perfect!
@@Hakkar came here to pitch Destination Perfucked, but yeah, gotta call the winner!!
@@Hakkar Destination Aster-risky
I love this!
I like how the Big load truck driver as soon he felt he was tilting to the right, used his left blinker to counter balance and save the day. Big brain thinking! 😜
He really fooled that load into straightening out didn't he xD? Physics is a myth confirmed.
He must've had good blinker fluid for the trip.
He was photons away from tipping over.
Your intention carries weight. This man took full advantage of this to counterbalance
Facts
Tubing guy is a bloody legend. Had a go on all 3 of the tubed in the one ride 😂
looked like he smacked his head real good with the last bounce
Yeah straight on that little girls head 😬@Basicallydirt
I agree he's a legend! I didn't notice any blood though.
I was a paratrooper as well. We jumped T10 Delta parachutes. I believe that's a T11. You can't actually control their direction. You can only slow the descent by pulling the correct set of risers into your chest. You also land hard AF because the military does low altitude jumps. Without performing a parachute landing fall (PLF), you can break your legs.
Not service connected.
Yea, that guy definitely broke something. The big question is why he was that early.
Why on earth does the military give soldiers parachutes that can't be steered? Sounds like a terrible terrible plan 😫
@bewing77 I'm assuming he was the door jumper and jumped before the green light came on and the jump master had not yet shouted "green light go."
@@bidibibip "Why on earth does the military give soldiers parachutes that can't be steered"
More injuries occur due to parachute collisions than bad landings. Not due to the actual collision (which is obviously very low speed) but because when canopies collide they almost always entangle and the rate of fall increases, and having two or more entangled soldiers doing a bad landing is exponentially more dangerous than a single one. Having them unsteerable means they all go downwind at the same rate and will be spaced out the same as they left the a/c.
Airborne soldiers on the other hand go through weeks of landing-fall practice and can cope with (just about) any situation - as long as some stupid observer doesn't park his snow tractor in one place and fail to observe.
That mic-comb combo is amazing. Not really sure why but it gives me great joy and is oddly satisfying
He has a secret asmr channel we NEED to find 🎉
I was just about to ask about that! LOL!!!!
You got "new fear unlocked" backwards. It doesn't mean they won't be afraid of it anymore, it means they weren't afraid of it before but now they are.
Ahhhhh thank you m8.
I don't think that was a fart. We know what it was😂
@@Michael-uj2fb queef?😂
Perfucked: when it either did or could very much go either way.
This.
I am so using this at work Monday…🫶 setting reminder!
I figured I wouldn't be the only one to put that one together. It's above and beyond. I am probably in a smallish social world these days, but you are the first person I've ever seen say it. I first put it together in 1995, but I spelled it, " Perfuct". Nicely done, my good sir or madamme.
Oh, and in my version it's all about realizing that everything is exactly as it is meant to be. It is fucked in such a perfect way. Everyone and everything's fucked, and that's the way it's meant to be.
OK, the nightgown flying out of the car on the beach, is the winner for me. I laughed out loud! 🤣 Greetings from Germany!
I would argue recovering from embarrassingly faceplanting on a balance beam with split-second reflexes is 100% Destination P'd.
Also, knowing you're f'd and finishing gracefully anyway always gets my respect.
@@RandomEntry13013 Yeah. Judges are still going to ding points for the initial screwup. Hopefully they give some points back for the encore, though.
I agree
YESSSSSS
That was a great recovery.
"Anyway, that was a solid fart video..."
Well, I HOPE it was solid.
03:22 DAMN! That was very nearly Destination Broken Neck!
"My name is Ozzy Mandias, King of Kings:
Look on my destinations, ye Mighty, and be F'd!"
well done
Can't beat a bit of the classics in Ozzyman vids...balance in everything
😃 That, good sir, is t-shirt material.
you ever look at these idiots and think to yourself,the wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead?😂
put that on a shirt!
I just fucking spit my coffee on my phone lmfao😂😂💀
Real
"F*RKED" YEAH! Just like how the saying goes "Women tend to live longer than men" for that same exact reason
Great comment, thanks for the laugh!!
I was there during the Parachute incident. Not sure who sent this one in but this was in Alaska with 4BCT jumping for training, thankfully it was not me but the soldier was good just a bruise
Was he trying to land on the tractor or trying to avoid landing on the tractor?
4ID is not airborne. They don’t jump at all. You meant 4th Brigade, 25ID. They have since reflagged as 2/11ABN
@@Colonel_Obvious You are correct. how only 3 years of retiring from there my mind has slipped. crazy how that was my last unit I retired from and 4th ID I had not been in since 2009 - 2012. I was 4BCT from 2018 to 2021 and finished while being airborne
@@MrYfrank14 you dont really get a choice. the parachutes are not really designed to control the direction. you can pull the straps to help drift a little but there is no real steering. You just ride it out and hope to not get smashed to hard. Winter jumps are fun as you more land dart into the snow, but you also hope there are no dangers under the snow as well.
No less than two folders about Emus. It's like Australian cultural PTSD.
The next competition video will be _Cats Being Dodgy_ v. _Emus Being Dodgy_
It happened back around 2000, 2001, so no video, but I got my ass kicked by an Emu. My wife and kids think it is frigging hilarious. Unfortunately, not even a picture, but one of the people I was with is still a good friend of ours. Before anyone freaks out, it was 100% job related and we were trying to keep it from dying a horrible death. We weren't just messing with an Emu. Then it died anyway, due to the stress. Dammed bird!
Australians never forget a face
But how hasn't Gary the Baby Emu healed your country? I think there should be more Gary the Baby Emu awareness and your cultural trauma would be seriously mitigated.
I can't thank you enough for your humor. As an old bloke, I broke my ankle several years ago in a similar way to the felow in this video. I wasn't carrying tea, though. I was flat on my back for a long while. Your videos got me through much of it.
GOOD ON YA!
If I sound like an idiot, that's just the American that loves all things Aussie, and to a lesser extent, England. Long, boring story.
Its the F'king perfect or perfectly F'ked lottery - love it almost as much as your mic setup 😂
Yo ... Dave'n'Rusty ... not seen you here before ... awesome😀
You have time to type comments? Doggo's slacking off...
Well gee, fancy seeing you here. Bonza, lol. Can we expect a colab? Destination Flerfed?
The guy in the lambho was for sure a humble and carefull driver and someone else rammed him into the truck. Absolutely.
Phone still in hand 😂👀
@@sitcomchristian6886 Total! Priorities! Crypto doesn't sell itself!
@@sitcomchristian6886 Looked like 2 phones.
Not a lambo
@@evilllewop5235 I couldn't care less
They high beam act was a combo - Destination F'ed and Destination P.
Her score will be F'ed for the near tumble, yet perfect because she saved herself from a bruising, painful fall.
'Look at his face. He knows his destination has changed" :D :D
🤣🤣
6 MIL subs?! WTF that's destination perfect Ozzy! Congrats you big beautifull bastard. We all love seeing your face.
That last one was an epic win. Absolutely skillful recovery.
The last one was Nastia Lukin, from usa, one of the best gymnasts back in the days. So graceful and elegant
I thought that was Nastia. We used to call her ‘Nimble-Nasty’ for obvious reasons. Graceful and elegant indeed….
That balance beam one. The judges probably didn't like it, but I bet the crowd did. I can totally appreciate a recovery like that.
That parachuting fellow. Thats US Army Air Borne. Going through some jump training. Those parachutes have about as much control as a dump truck with no steering wheel. The fact he was able to land on the truck (he was absolutely aiming for it) makes that a destination perfect.
Yes, he seemed intent on landing on it 😂
I thought they were going to start driving it! 😄
That's what I thought. From the cheering, it was obvious he was trying to land there.
Yeah you can't really steer that shape of chute at all. Why do they still use those I wonder? A typical skydiving canopy seems so much better since it lets you choose your landing.
i thought it was a wood chipper machine and he was gonna fall and come out as dust from the other end XD i'm joking i'm glad he was fine, those parachutes have almost no control at all
The motorcycle hill one and the balance beam gymnast ones were so inspirational. She knew she was heading to Destination F'ed but turned into the spin and made it look like "I meant to do that."
Bench one at the end was perfect. Extra points for turning a fall into a trick.
I agree! That was a perfect save.
She would have gotten a major deduction if she fell off the beam, so she did well.
Saved by a spready!
The 4th clip of the backflipping girl was awesome! I really appreciate a person who doesn't take themselves too seriously and is capable of laughing at themselves after completely butchering a flippy flip.
best quote ever "sometimes you're perfect without knowing it"
Im in The USA and an aussie friend wholives here now told me about your channel. And I love it. Carry on Ozzyman. 👍🤝🖖
Whoever spotted that crane has tremendous faith in the ground to keep the crane from moving around and closing that gap.
He has more than faith, he has stabilizers and has already primed the ground where he's going to set up to not shift.
But you never know.. it's a game of inches like that
@@sequoia1171 That faith may be as well-founded as the pads that crane sits on, but that is still awfully close.
Yeah, those things can slide around a bit over the course of a day, even with the outriggers on concrete or hard pack.
5:47 that tubing video definitely is one of the most funny videos I've seen lately! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant design idea. Put a countdown timer so that will actually watch the in video ad without being annoyed. Much more likely to have a positive influence on the sales
5:10 to 5:20 Ozzyman's voice was pitch PERFECT
2:45 Jeep roll = destination f, leap out of the Jeep = destination p. That wanker got the spirit of Ozzy's video in one clip.
Wear your seatbelt kids
except its completely fake
And its not a Jeep
Something seemed off in that one - the windows were closed and blacked out. I never saw the window break, and it seems unlikely a person would be ejected from a seat and through a window at such high velocity.
FJ Cruiser. Shitty car.
11:09 "One second everyone I'll be out in a minute I'm just sending a few work emails" 😂🤣👌
12:35 Guess Ace Ventura gave up the pet detective gig and became a truck driver.
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLike a glove!"
She’s lucky that landing did NOT break her cervical spine 😂😅
Thanks for this Ozzyman. Finally you found a way to use all those clips that were neither F or P. And could talk about this dilemma. Keep it up. Love your channel.
“Ohhhh….ohhh there’s a pop-off… I heard that!”
My tea flew out 💀
Ozzy Man, please make a t-shirt with your quotation, "Sometimes you're perfect without knowing it." Or maybe a needlepoint pillow kit - that might be a good holiday item! People of all ages can do needlepoint, it's soothing, and you wind up with a lovely gift.
Or pants with "Here's me face."
The tubing😂😆bodies everywhere! 😂
The “here’s me face” is always a highlight but watching these idiots doing insane shit to gain an express pass to Destination Fucked is always hilarious 😂😂😂
When having a bad day, I watch Ozzyman. Works every time.
12:59 That truck drift may look perfect, but how do you know if he walked away with code brown?
Vroom, screeeech, lurch
Insert ballet fart noise here
Definate code brown, mate.
I’d do my best to jump out all natural and be like I’ve got a delivery for Charlie… is this the right place
"Sometimes youre perfect without knowing it" - Ozzyman. Thx bro.
As a former paratrooper, the guy hitting that tractor was painful to watch :( Poor guy.
It seems like you're just under the mercy of the wind gods or is there a way to steer that thing?
His injuries were not service related - VA (probably)
He clearly "farked" himself up. But bloody mates like him learn how life really hits hard at the least moments expected
The guys that witnessed it will never let it go.
@@pt.antonio You can steer them a bit!
14:03 she failed perfectly
Backflips never work out until they do lol
RaftMan for the win! When water is involved and us land creatures pull it off... Bonus Point Multiplier!!
Speaking of "P", The Filipina Pea is heading to Australia later this year... need a OzzyMan/Filipina Pea collaboration on her Aussie Trip ;P For real though.
Ozzy man has made my day.
@OzzyManReviews the first one should be a new category called "Destination Truck'd" 😂
Yay Ozzyman has launched a new gameshow!
Seriously this could be a thing 😗
Or best new drinking game!
Destination limbo?? We really need to work shop these names lol
Mic-Comb!
The perfection of old and new school fusion
This actually sounds like a really good idea.. I'm glad some people thought it up.. this has to definitely be a new set up for the videos.. never knowing which it will be.
omg... he understood totally the opposite of "New fear unlocked"
I'm honestly impressed the chick at 3:34 isn't dead. I wouldn't be walking ever again if my neck were in that position
A new drink at the bar…”The Flying Mohammed” 02:51
This is great. I love not knowing how its going to go. You could call it "Destination: UNKNOWN"
6:53 ... no brother... chaos is A LADDER
i was gonna skip your sponsored ad but that timer is a brilliant idea bruh. i watched it all. gr8t vid m8t!
P'd = Perfecked?
bloody perfect, mate! well played! 🤗🤗🤗
Ah yes...the bamboo stairs giveaway...it was a foggy/misty day...doomed from the top stair.
The first video (truck dash-cam): Anytime you can walk away from a easily described horrendous crash is an excellent outcome in my book. And if you can use both trucks...perfect.
@5:12...another coat of paint and that bridge would be concrete dust and rebar.
The farting ballerina was hysterical 😆😆😆
A little celebratory airhorn at the end of her set...
That last one: when all appears f'd, a spreadie to the gods may inspire their divine intervention!
1:36 words were exchanged
Id wager people's french were indeed pardoned
Ozzy Man really getting philosophical lately. I like it
Wanker at 10:33 still holding his phone. Makes you wonder how this crash happened...
Goddamn, that chick landed a full scorpion!!! 😂😂😂 I felt my own back snap in 7 places just by watching…
Guy drives under a trailer, totals car, but doesn't drop phone.
8.6/10
*Perfect Summer* will always have a double meaning for me now, and I’ve never been happier.
Destination PASSED
Great recovery on the last one!
Yup, this series is a winner!
I like! Name suggestion: "Destination Zoinks." (As in maybe a cool Scooby snack, maybe a "curse you meddlesome kids!"
1:05 that folder titled “Young People” is gonna get you to Destination Diddy real quick! Edit, EDIT!!!!
Yikes! That isn't funny and go look in a mirror for that one.
People just exist, if you cannot think of them without adding gross context then you may have personal issues.
@@nathanirick8693 🥱
@@nathanirick8693It's called a joke 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@bwa_8 oh really? Thanks for clarity idk there were jokes on this channel! I really cherish this wholesome joke now.
@@nathanirick8693 You're welcome buddy.
Glad I could help. Take care.
Guy in the Orange car: Boss I’m going to be a teeny tiny bit late 😂😂
Me: Gardening
Ozzy Man: * sucks teeth * 7 out of 10 times gardening goes wrong...
Me: Knitting
Ozzy man: Crikey mate, 7 out of 10 times knitting goes wrong... 🤣
When it's not quite f*ked and not quite perfect, does that make it destination pucked? Or destination 'puck it, good enough!'
"Chaos can be perfect", seems like a cool, yet ominous/villainous quote.
1:00 in. Hasn’t even started the videos and my anxiety is already through the roof.
Destination Panic Attack
Mic attached to hair comb = Destination P'd
7 times out of 10 ozzyman will say 7 out of 10 times
How did she not break her neck on that failed backflip? Wow.
1st comment yaaaay
The guy in the speed tug boat has destination multiple perfect... 😂😂
"I've left myself some crumbs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sounds like the day after a long night 😂
Wait, give me a minute.. It's slowly coming to me. 🤣
@ 3:34 - without doubt, the most perfect face plant ever seen. 10/10.
10:24 ... until he bleeds out internally. He did exit with style though. Gotta love the little spin at the end. He will always be remembered now, so he didn't die in vain.
I love that you listened to the comments on the last one and brought this out!! How epic! Awesome stuff Ozzy man we love you!
„Flying Ahmed on the beach“ is my all-time favorite.
Been a very long time since I heard the term "pop-off"
Thanks heaps Ozzy, for reuniting me with it.
OzzyMan should make this part of his celeb interview package. Celebrities are always up for risky clicks & random video hi jinx.
You could make them attempt a backflip in the sand for every wrong guess!
Just like we imagined, perfect summer.
That was about the most fun I've had all day. Cheers, mate!
If you’ve never heard a tornado siren before…5:07-5:15. Ozzy nailed it.👌🏼
3:00 ahpoo flying through the air in his dress was awesome!!🤣
I really like the new format. The videos keep you guessing until the end. Also the titles of the videos are hillarious 😅 hope to see more c: