I'd think that because she lives in Japan she'd be more likely to use it for that reason. xD I suppose Japan probably has the best super deluxe dildos though. xD
''Let me take care of that for you'' *walk to him and punch him* Matsuri reaction didn't expect that coming : NOT LIKE THAT!! That last one was just too clean straight-on xD
Matsuri tests her female social skills with this silly app game. Remember to check the video description for more links and subscribe to and support the original streamers! Matsuri throws a cucumber: twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1174271587543068678 Official Hololive English Twitter: twitter.com/hololive_en And since y'all keep asking, Google 漢祭り Dova Syndrome
@@booates if you count the bread and the weeny as the hotdog, then it big. but if it's just the weeny, no. i count a cooked weeny as a hotdog though, i don't know about you.
Kidnapping Matsuri must be really easy: "Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make you disappear, and reappear somewhere else. Just walk into this white van..."
how does she even know that song. it's not even *really* a japanese song, just an english language meme on the intertubes made by I believe a dude from indonesia who pretty much just made fun of google's japanese text to speech voice.
You know, Matsuri seems so much like a real person, it makes me wonder if her personality and anecdotes are all Acting and part of the script or her actual real life experiences (ex. Shinjuku with Choco~senpai)
Hololive is famous for its honesty for their audience, for example, the third gen Shirogane noel, her model with that big rack is not an exaggeration because her real life appearance is exactly look like that So I think that is not a script made by the staff... *SorryForMyBadEnglish
Most Vtuber doesn't use a script (as there is no need for it to begin with, and it's pain in the ass to write and act) and some "characters" even tailored to match the person playing it (like Joe Rikiichi from Nijisanji). I find it rarer to see a Vtuber who fully acts like a "character", a high portion of it is the person themselves. So if a Vtuber talks about experiences like these, high chance it's their real-life experience. Though there are cases like Shiina Yuika and Sasaki Saku who act scummy on screen most of the time but are actually kind and friendly backstage (at very least according to the stories other Vtuber said about them). The most "character-like" Vtuber I've seen would be Eli Conifer. She's like an anime character through and through.
All these people making the cucumber comments. Like she didn't literally say it made her think of eating nothing but cucumbers for a while, then realizing later what it meant.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Shes so perverted while being so innocent, its amazingly wholesome
How on earth did she not understand what the cucumber is for. xDXDXD
@@YuyuHakurei she lives in japan, they don't need cucumber for that reason
I'd think that because she lives in Japan she'd be more likely to use it for that reason. xD I suppose Japan probably has the best super deluxe dildos though. xD
@@YuyuHakurei cucumber is famous there as food..... That's probably why she didn't fin out the meaning
They use eggplants.
1.Take pictures
2.Go home
3.Do it
*Big wisdom right there*
bRUH lmfao
I was like "there it is guys let's thank her for the advice"
Step 3: Profit
_~clicking so fast on the link in your comment the mouse shatters to pieces~_
@Zomber WonderClan I mean this in all seriousness: if you think they aren't, you don't understand women
"What's wrong with that?"
Me: *silently agrees*
0:25
(nods) she understands guys well...
Ikr
@@yamagawa9830 This is gonna stun you but girls also watch stuff & play with themselves
@@MegaZeta so? I'm aware of that already
Matsuri enjoying the magic trick then refusing to give her number is such a power move i cant even
What can I say, she definitely has her sights set on some certain girls already
That magic trick thing has to be the lamest pickup move ever.
@@oompalumpus699 Magic tricks get the ladies wet.
Matsuri missed out on an absolute Chad.
Manuel Enrique Solano Rodriguez she is into women
@@dipulogan1452
Didn't she say she was bisexual at one point? Or am I confusing her with another member?
Never seen anyone so perverted yet pure and innocent at the same time.
Go outside
The way she screams "CUCUMBER" at 1:23-
Just.
Same, Matsuri.
Same
Matsuri swinging from innocent to perverted all the time
Perfectly balanced... as all things should be
it goes the other way too
PARKOR
Matsuri a day keep depression away
Add Fubuki a day, bring happiness today
I've never seen world depression at levels this low.
I blame you for making me appreciate Matsuri more and more each day
(edit) not that it's a bad thing
''Let me take care of that for you''
*walk to him and punch him*
Matsuri reaction didn't expect that coming : NOT LIKE THAT!!
That last one was just too clean straight-on xD
Matsuri: Let me help you with that~ >:3
Woman: *Punches BF*
Matsuri: Not like that! :O
2:10
Man: want to see a magic trick?
Matsuri: yes!
Man: *shows magic trick*
Matsuri: :0
Man: Can I get your number?
Matsuri: no :)
F
@@AragamiR327 There was an attempt
Now i know how to get matsuri's attention
@@zaregoto6022 but not her phone number :b
Sadboi
My daily dose of Matsuri, truly a blessing
I like hotto dogu~ 🎵
Felt like I'm the only one that got the reference. :,3
When i heard that i was like " I see you are a woman of culture as well"
Bicoozu itsu notto ei doggu
Eatto eatto eatto hotto doggu
hotto doggu bahga cock cora
sees cucumber and instinctively gravitates toward it without thinking
Nice profile pick.
@@tri99er_ who is this anyway?
@Dr Rhesus Mantis X
Matsuri tests her female social skills with this silly app game.
Remember to check the video description for more links and subscribe to and support the original streamers!
Matsuri throws a cucumber: twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1174271587543068678
Official Hololive English Twitter: twitter.com/hololive_en
And since y'all keep asking, Google 漢祭り Dova Syndrome
unrelated but whats the ending song
Girls: I hate men how they always talks about boobs and sex
Also Girls: talks about their BF's wennies and cucumbers
@@myshro2875 漢祭り Dova Syndrome or ruclips.net/video/QB5neGOqMXc/видео.html
Carter Soichiro thank you
I thought she threw it accross the room Im sad
1:08 I like Hotto doggu by Heiakim Music Refference
Mala Milania WAS THAT A MOTHERF@$KING HEIAKIM MUSIC REFERENCE??!!!
Yup
I like that reference
That made me want a version sung by her so bad.
@@01100101011100100111 ........
1:08 OMG SHE KNOWS THE "HOTTO DOGGU" SONG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
"what should I do?"
"Gam-
me: ah as expected of vtu-
"CUCUMBER"
me: ah as expected of matsuri
"lemme take care of that for you- NOT LIKE THAT"
1:09 I love that she knows that song lol
Matsuri: *picks hotdog*
Me an asian boii: looks like I have no chance
@Barbare4032 Stop disgracing your ancestors with your soy infused self-flagellation.
@Barbare4032 Your reply is so bad I can't stop wincing while reading it.
>he fell for the BBC meme
hotdogs aren't even that big
@@booates if you count the bread and the weeny as the hotdog, then it big. but if it's just the weeny, no.
i count a cooked weeny as a hotdog though, i don't know about you.
Kidnapping Matsuri must be really easy: "Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make you disappear, and reappear somewhere else. Just walk into this white van..."
1:08 SHE SAW THAT VIDEO
1:30
I'm interested in that cucumber video
Same I want to see her comment section
You can see the link from the pin comments above
twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1174271587543068678
@@c6a7c8 so, are you some kind of jesus?
@@khalidelmohati3570 i have the power of god and anime
1:00
lol
you look ugly without a mustache
2:50 kyuri~
1. Take picture
2. _Go home_
3. *Do it*
I love this girl's avatar. Something about the permanent 8D face she's making is just so cute and expressive in ways other moé faces aren't.
virtual youtuber talks about her real life
I AM A FAN
Her laugh voice too epic , i love her
lol that guy doing magic trick
David Copperfield was REJECTED
I LAIKU HOTTO DOGU BECOS IT'S NOT A DOG
Heiakim reference
Matsuri: 1:08
me: I LIKU HOTTO DOGGU
BECAUSE IS NOT A DOGGU
DO YOU LIKU HOTTO DOGGU?
I like how most of the time in her stories even though she knows what's coming her way, she does it just because it sounds cool.
Natsuiro Matsuri is my goddess
1:10 she should absolutely sing that
1:23 CUCUMBER?!
00:04 *woman of culture*
Ohhh she knows the hot dog song
She saw cocumber and instantly couldn't think on anything else
1:08
Wait, she knows that song?😆
Shes singing hotto dogu song from heakim XD
choco sensei and matsuri picked up by random dude on street was legit a great degen doujin material
UwUuu she sang Heiakim's Hotudogu
"wasn't that magic trick good? can I get your number"
Smooth
1:22 you can see lygar in the comments
edit: 0:17 lyger start commenting
Wow nice catch.
Heiakim's hotto dogu video is getting recognition by Matsuri
Wow she knows of Heiakim's Hotto Doggu
Oh she knows Hotto Doggo
He showed her how he makes a 500 yen coin disappear but she won't show us how she makes a cucumber disappear
Matsuri is the tipical anime chara that says to be a perverted but in the end is innocent xD
1:08 literally heiakim 🤣🤣
thank you for your wonderful translation work
WAS SHE SINGING THAT ONE HOT DOG SONG FROM HEIAKIM WAIT WHAT
Sometimes Innocence can be ....... Painful XD
Heiakim music gang!
I like hotdogs
2:50 Matsuri realizes the cucumber isn't for dinner.
1:05 am i hear heiakim's music there? The hotto dogu song
1:08, song: heiakim - hotto dogu (feat. Google translate)
🎶 I like hotto dogu 🎶
OMG SHE KNOW THE HOTTO DOGGU SONG, i dontknow indonesian's song will be that popular :O
I think we can all agree, that in any multiple choice question, she will always choose cucumber if the choice is available.
What has matsuri done; now she will forever be known as bandaid cucumber girl.
3:34 MUDA!!
1:38
"so I'm surviving on cucumbers"
Thinks hard for awhile in a corner
So Fubuki uses corn and Matsuri uses cucumber
This
This is precious
Imagine how many more pure people broken if she sang the hotdog song
how does she even know that song. it's not even *really* a japanese song, just an english language meme on the intertubes made by I believe a dude from indonesia who pretty much just made fun of google's japanese text to speech voice.
@@vaendryl I was surprised as well.
I don't think he's even copyrighting the song anyway...
Maybe...
@@KaptenMalaCh lol you're right. I found the one he made about aqua
ruclips.net/video/NQfOusQgu40/видео.html
#1. 0:29
#s 2-3. 1:23
Welp, she just described the game in a nutshell.
Oh she almost sang the hotdog song at this time. Glad she got to later
1:08 is that his song? That does sounds so familiar...
She is not embarassed at all wow. I need more matsuri moments now xd
THE TWO TIME forsenCD Clap
"1. Take picture
2. Go home
3. Do it.
Right?"
A true (wo)man of culture.
Matsuri I can't lmfao I almost died laughing watching this
Now i want a hottu doggu cover by matsuri
Does anyone else notice how she slowly grows and then shrinks again? Like I'm pretty sure it's The Thing setting a weeb trap.
At the point it's hard to say if matsuri is really the perverted matsuri chan we all know and love
when you slumber, a cucumber
英語の勉強になるし見てたけど、1.2.3.do itで吹いた
PLEASE MORE MATSURI❤
Matsuri x magic cucumber
How could she refuse magic?
3:36.
Song?
A Depressed Weeaboo. ive been looking for awhile too
Dova Syndrome 漢祭り
Wow so cool Choco-sensei wasn’t that trick cool
The guy:give me your number then
NOPE lmao this is so funny
Gotta love that r/perfectlycutscreams at the end
Plebbiters should all off themselves.
@@raspberrypie1706 :((( I've been most thoroughly insulted and put down. Whatever shall I do? I cannot sleep, eat, nor go outside now. Woe is me!
OMG the last one !!! hahahahaha Usoooooooo
said Matsuri 2019
You know, Matsuri seems so much like a real person, it makes me wonder if her personality and anecdotes are all Acting and part of the script or her actual real life experiences (ex. Shinjuku with Choco~senpai)
Hololive is famous for its honesty for their audience, for example, the third gen Shirogane noel, her model with that big rack is not an exaggeration because her real life appearance is exactly look like that
So I think that is not a script made by the staff...
*SorryForMyBadEnglish
@@pepayaman968 Wow that's actually really cool! Your english was not bad at all by the way.
Most Vtuber doesn't use a script (as there is no need for it to begin with, and it's pain in the ass to write and act) and some "characters" even tailored to match the person playing it (like Joe Rikiichi from Nijisanji). I find it rarer to see a Vtuber who fully acts like a "character", a high portion of it is the person themselves. So if a Vtuber talks about experiences like these, high chance it's their real-life experience.
Though there are cases like Shiina Yuika and Sasaki Saku who act scummy on screen most of the time but are actually kind and friendly backstage (at very least according to the stories other Vtuber said about them).
The most "character-like" Vtuber I've seen would be Eli Conifer. She's like an anime character through and through.
1:09 i swear i heard this song before, but damn i forgot the name
i can never look at cucumber the same anymore after this video
That 3 step itching the ditch guide...
Matsuri stop I can only love you so much its killing me
Cute Sachi.
and she wonders why she's demonetized
Love that ending
Kyuuri~❤
She's so innocent it's scary.
All these people making the cucumber comments. Like she didn't literally say it made her think of eating nothing but cucumbers for a while, then realizing later what it meant.
Lol she knows the i love hotto doggu song
Perfecly cut ending
*N.I.M. Tries It™: Bugged Cucumber Mechanics*
Imagine if that street magician watched this stream