She Ruined My Life...
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- We did a makeover for Twitchcon and it did not go well...
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blurring out his head made me laugh so hard
Bruce should’ve just done the haircut.
Bruce would've done him good
@@andrewrussell360 He wouldve did the haircut good too
@@jugostrafe447 he'd be fresh
@@andrewrussell360 Oh no no Dont tell him
@@chumimin2141 Am I lacking critical information
Bro you can afford a $60 haircut. you deserve this.
Not me that’s why I stopped going to the barbershop
Who does the haircut isn't what matters, NMP has to go to a scalp doctor ASAP
This was actually genius on Nick’s part to get a terrible cut because he gets to stay in the hotel while at TwitchCon to play Wow 5Head
nick putting in that much oil and then refusing to throw it out cause he didn't want to be wrong created a visceral anger in me
The first PogO being 13 minutes into the video is impressive
As a Norwegian I can sympathize with Malena, we can't wake up happy.
@@ar3l22 I do, I always hug my Quilt, Danish quilt/Dyne... That always makes me happy :D
@@GextremeOhairT2b i wish man, Sadge
enda mer morsomt å høre ho ta laus på han med hvert einaste norske banneord
I would be sad too if I was just Walmart Sweden
@@MaikLangel0 Hahah, folk så ikkje forstår norsk går glipp av så sjukt mykje
13:40 nick's fall in the end has me crying 🤣🤣🤣
We need to start a petition for Nick to get waves
Bro the way she lined up the back is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Erobb got originally indefinitely banned for saying he was going to beat up someone at Twitchcon. These 2 beat each other up every day and it's hilarious.
Sometimes I truly do feel bad for Malena and have to remind my self it’s for the bit…
…..I hope
Look what they did to my boy 😭😭
Dude this is the funniest nmp vid I’ve seen in a long time😂😂😂
bro the thumbnail makes it look like hes got fucking fishscales 🤣🤣
Manolda Heard vs Jason Depp
Busted out the tape for the taper fade
One of my fav videos on the channel. The back and forth was hilarious
Line my boy up right ong
Bro if Nick treated malena like that on stream he’d get canceled in 2 seconds
^
On a serious note. If nick really wants kids, he needs to have a serious talk with malena or break up because he's wasting time with someone who doesn't want kids. He can also accept that he won't have kids with her.
at this point i just feel bad for Nick 😥
Yeah Malena is such a whiny bitch.
look how much fun theyre having :)
Like a brother and sister fighting all the time
parasocial
@@remorcist2499 alabama 100
Another banger video, keep it up nick and maladana
I'd get so much anxiety having Malena and her angry mood around me, but also I can see where she's coming from having to deal with Nick.
I don't think Malena was super serious about doing well but I also can't blame her for wanting to fuck up Nick's life
I went from having hair (shitty hair, but the same as ive had my whole life) to a full Dr Phil in less than 1 year, just shave it with a razor every 4 days in the shower. Free yourself from the chains of society.
Only one PogO, his life has definitely been ruined.
When someone picks up a pair of clippers with two hands, run.
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Tape Up" 🤣
I would've picked up the floor waffle and put it in her bowl, But in that scenario I'd also probably get game ended by Malena... Floor waffle revenge would be worth it tho
Keven noping the f out when he hears the bang bang of the whisk falling and the waffle iron falling 😂😂
Nick u gotta brush ur hair bro, and when u cut it start from the crown of the head and go outward
Why does nick's haircut in the back around his ear look like a parabola 12:31
Look even Asmongold found someone to cut his hair on stream, you can too bro. Be better. God bless Malena and S she has to deal with. Remeber, She coulda said nothing and let you eat yourself into a massive vegetable oil heart attack!
Yes, physicality is the answer to that
WHAT?! SOMEONE CUT HIS HAIR?! Or, ''hair'', not like he has much left.
@@immasurvivor racist
6:31 Melena is the Johnny sins of twitch
'You eat that!' I hear Knut
"Malena beating Nick was so nostalgic...👴🏻"
“It slipped…” I love Malena 😂
this episode reminds me of my parents.
"oil tears" chat wins again
My strategy is if I get a bad haircut to just go bald
nick unironically deals with this
"How's the back of my head?"
*puts on tape*
360 jeezy needs to review this haircut 😂
Fuck yall can make me laugh, love it 😂
How have I never noticed Malena's accent until now? Is it the anger that brings it out?
bro is actually a victim with that cut
The sad part is I know Nick isnt trolling because I watched him use the same amount of oil on a video from like 8 months ago and nobody noticed or said anything. Imagine ingesting that amount of oil every day and trying to lose weight 🤦♂️
its better than him injecting it into his muscles but yeah still not good for his belly
There's a black barber out there on suicide watch after watching this video.
The top of Nicks head looks like the area you tee off from when golfing
12:24 made me audibly gasp
good ending NODDERS
Is the Austin area lacking in barbers for this man to get cuts like this?
why do i think i can do an actual high taper fade without ever cutting a single hair before. just watched a yt vid. i dont think its that hard right?. just will take a lot of time for a beginner to cut ig.
The professionals make anything look easy 😆
this had me in tears
She said "you eat that?" just like Knut LOL
She’s a blessing haha
13:42 is the best part of the video
For a 0$ tape line up its not too bad
Nick predicts that they will have the longest relationship on twtich. After watching his past few streams after malena got back I actually believe him
The reason malena doesn’t want kids is because she knows they would be super pogo like their dad
Melana please go easy on my man he is a beautiful man. A true king I love him a lot he is my 2nd dad and he is my hero!
Bro had oil cakes for breakfast
Edit : Also.. "I'm not angry"
"You need to have a cigarette"
"You're right" XD 😆 🤣
Gotta love the hate-love relationship xd
Someone said oil tear 💀
Nick needs to find a Black barbershop as soon as he gets back from Twitchcon 🤣
Why black only if his gonna give waves . I say a Palestinian will fix him up real nice . Do you ever see those arab princes with their clean hair cut .
ill never understand this world
not cool to push food in the floor. she would have not liked me if she would have done that to me.
Kids are a blessing
so one person cant cook, and one person cant cut hair, you guys are good for eachother, you guys are both half a adult...maybe im being generous on the "half" part, thats probably why you guys have soda, to make up the difference there
Bruh that’s not even bad. A lady in hair cutters did me worst than that once.
I think it's nice Nick ....your haircut reminds me of a patch of highway I saw in Houston in 2003 😃
the ending catYes
Why his head skin grey
He’s getting the double chin back. Waffles giving him that fat back.
now i wanna see malena cut soda's hair
"why are you letting someone that hasnt seen a black person for the first 18 years of their life cut your hair"
This was a good wholesome funny video 🤙
bruh I should come and give you a hair cut this looks like hell
whats with the depressing background music
I believe streamers would die in 3 weeks if they had to live a real life.
why does the top of nicks head say -----\_____
Bro I would gag if my pancake mostly consisted of oil. How can anyone eat that
You’ll be fine
Been a barber for me and my friends for 5+ years now..And im cringing to hard. I JUST WANNA FIX HIS SHIT!! :(
Doesnt look ruined tho. Decent result for what could have happened.
Not balding at all.
Time too get a Keeps sponsor!!!! :]
Damn, she did him dirty
Cue ball nice cut bro 🤣🤣🤣
Best content duo HANDS DOWN🙏🏽🔥LEGENDARY CHEMISTRY
no way PogO 1 was 13 minutes in
Good. Very good
I am becoming a malena hate watcher. She pisses me off so much and she doesn't even know who I am, the "ole" incident was understandable but wasn't too big of a deal, then pushing the waffle onto the floor was crazy. Personally I'd never take that amount of disrespect. Nick has way more patience then anyone I've ever seen or met, I could never deal with such of a devil as a person. To wake up to an angry person, to go on with your day with a crazy Norwegian arguing about the dumbest shit and complaining about everything, would be depressing for me, as I would instantly break up with her. Malena really got lucky with nick, she's living the life with money, nice cars, nice house, and a good spot in the twitch community as she just complains about it all. I'm not even dating her and I'm already starting to feel depressed just from these videos. Hope you make it out nick, NmpL
Slay queen
Natalie Portman in v for vendetta
3:49 lmaooooooo made my day xd
BRO LOOOOOOOOOOL WTH IS YOUR HAIRLINE
1:29 I have to believe it is for content. Itswill7
You know, it might not have been a good idea to harass the person cutting your hair, especially when that person doesn't know what they're doing, didn't want to do it and currently holds all the sharp objects.
The more I watch this the more I remember johnny depp and amber heard relationship 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
13:08
easily the best video I've seen from yall