"man, she never touches me.."
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- We invited Caroline, Will Neff, Austinshow and Kirk to join our kitchen stream for a cooking challenge!
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Seeing Caroline's reactions makes me realize how desensitized I've become to Nick's egregious state of health
I just expect the bloody dandruff at this point
Dandrift*
😂😂
i always thought everyone in the chat goes with the joke when nick farms, but looking at your comment and several others, i gotta say im really shocked yall think he is actually being serious.
@@MrKob20 DanWoof*
@@MrKob20 dandruff
Nick's allergy sheet would be half as long if they just said "allergic to wood"
Even Nick’s wood?
@@ItsDSP I dont think redwood was on the list?
its not the wood though, its the leaves lol
It would be empty if it were only things confirmed by a doctor.
@@jessesteeltownwhy leaves tho? Its the pollen most of the times. Contact allergies are rarer
The cut ins of other streamers reacting is a great editing idea.
yessir
I was so confused, I thought the video ended and moved on to a Hasan video
I love that holy
Will and Caroline definitely give off ‘the most attractive couple and we’re not even trying’ vibes
They just..: "Better Ppl"
When I grow up I wanna be like them tbh
well will is gay so it makes sense
@@ZeroDarknezz Same
@@DaFifaKid just because you’re not as comfortable in your sexuality as him doesn’t mean that you have to project that onto others my guy
This whole thing is hilarious!
Caroline - Just because woman’s month ended, doesn’t mean you can do this.
Will - Caroline, what the hell, get a knife then.
Caroline - Ah fu - Im just good for getting knives?
Will - Apparently not because you didn’t get one.
Touché William.
This was like watching a friend you think is cool hangout with actual cool people and realize the feet and poop jokes from your friend shoulda been a red flag
This description is too good
Lmaooo
nick washing his ass actually makes me kind of proud
That’s bare minimum human hygiene. I learned to always wash every part of my body as soon as I was old enough to bathe myself. Wtf
Yeah. I mean I think Nick is a cool dude. But there are a lot of times I’m just like. Dude how do you have anything you have
@@Purriah I honestly doubt 84% of the things said on this stream by this man are true. Now, the ass washing thing could very well fall into that 16%, but...
@@Purriah yea well nick is a unique person who needs some extra help. you saw his allergies, its amazing he's still alive.
having a leaky asshole and not washing has to be a troll lmao
I love that Caroline actually calls out Nick's bullshit
I LOVE THE OPPOSITE 😊
Nick just fucking watching not saying a thing just puts a cherry on the cake
I always get surprised by how confident nick is, in sharing his insecurities.
I would honestly pay for a podcast with Nick and Caroline😂😂
Mad respect to Malena for dealing with Nick's shit
Keep in mind we the viewers see a small percentage of their lives…
@@Kigemie yeah u are right my friend
@@souumi661thats such bs lol
Whatever it may be, Nicks mental health seems no good... maybe talking to a therapist will help
@@souumi661 Dawg what 💀💀
nicks on 1 hp
@0:44 This part could be straight out of a sitcom.
Caroline has such great comedic timing, that “YES!” Before the winner announcement lol
Caroline: “William!!” Fuck me, I thought my Mom was still alive and yelling at me for doing something wrong.
William... Get off RUclips and go do your homework
Austin show realy is the show, he's so good at being entertaining.
I want to apologize, maybe Nick is not that soy, he's just allergic to the universe
Malena telling Caroline to duck to get out of the Black History Month LSF clip was fucking gold...she knows what's up...
That Hasan edit caught me off guard 😅
The editing on these videos is always getting better and better. Awesome shit guys, love seeing the synergy.
Nick needs a doctor and a therapist
Man, you can tell that as soon as someone out pogos Nick he crumbles and shows his true colors, I love it
nick was so proud and jealous at the same time when malena showed what she could do lol
“Cause of my raw sex appeal…. In game.”
😂 haven’t laughed that hard in a while
I love any stream that just ft. Austin, it just makes shit more enjoyable
Some people just wouldn't make it past their 20s without modern medicine, myself included lol
The world is a biohazard for nick
Watching Caroline and Austin, and Will sitting there eating food makes me cringe so hard. So disrespectful
Im gonna start calling him "Severe"
19:40 is fkn hilarious. Caroline actually has quite a sensual voice lmao
8:51 nick looks sort of proud😂
so many emotions to be seen in that blank stare
I didn't realize how much nick has to struggle just to see another sunrise, poor dude, I'll never judge him again
9:06 when Austin says nicks not going too, ofc he isn't didn't you see his allergy list? probably on there too! 😂
I really relate to Nick with that allergy test, I took a test to see what I'm allergic to and I'm basically allergic to everything but food, which is ironic since both my parents are allergic to seafood. I have to take allergy pills almost everyday so I don't breakout in hives or wake up with a congested nose.
where to get allergy test
these are the most genuine people, like this is what it feels like to have conversations without any awkwardness. D: i wish i could relate
What happened to the buff confident Nick from last year just after camp Knut ? Where is that guy ?
THE HASAN EDIT LOL
15:36 Was... she joking there? She's THAT superstitious? Holy shit, that's like getting scared as hell when you see a black cat at a street, hoping it doesn't cross lol
I'm not familiar with Caroline, who is she and how does she know the OTK group? Fun video tho 😊
Edit: After finishing the video, I think I figured it out 😅
no she's not Austin show gf 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nmp definitely has one of the best video editors
The sound and editing at 6:05 is beautiful
17:15 In this video Jaison predicted his love for Nunu.
Severe brain dmg
NICK is actually the biggest girl of OTK
most allergic member too
I swear Nick is just straight up lying for content. Like at least Caroline ain’t fallin for it
give ChatGPT your random ingredients and let it give you a recipe at least
Nick's allergy sheet is literally mine LMAO not a fun time being outside I'll tell you that much
Malena cares too much about how people think of her food
i loved when everyone just starts shouting and you cant tell wtf is going on XDDDD
Highest pogo counter ever?
close!
the video called "Not to sound offensive, but..." has 35 pogos
his videos with maya have way more pogos i think
Someone should make music out of WillNeff reading Nick's allergies
Nick is the type of guy who, 100 years ago, would have died before turning 1 y-o.
Love Nick just casually eating a tv dinner while Malena cooks haha
NOT WRITING FIRST Madge
It was awesome seeing lord Kirk come into the kitchen with Austin, watched them both years ago when they collaborated with old school Runescape!
Holy shit the hasan cut was fucking 10/10
"There could be a spider in here" my brother in christ you should be more worried if there was sawdust in there
Crazy how high or depressed i have to be to find this shit funny lmao
Probably the other way around buddy
the cut to hasan was so seemless props to the editor
the transition to hassan's stream was sick!
Power move by Chance at the theme park, 100%.
Good lord the hasan cutaway was so smooth I minimized to check which channel I was on
I love how they see raw potatoes and think about frying it
I mean you ask will if he cooks for her when they're home he says yes and then the woman is like "I cook more!" Okay and?
What he said came into existence with Nora "probably find a girl in a video game"
the thing with allergy is you don't get them if you eat like food that has some action .. like garlicy and oniony foods with like stuff and things.... I bet nick's allergy is because of his fast food ready microbiome . easy food ... lazy body it's that simple
man swear to god ive never seen anyone talk this much about shit fart and ass while their cooking
i like how u had some complicated ingredients in there
I see now why she turns down your idea of children. Sheeeeeeesh Nick
For a millisecond Caroline and Will thought about trying
I loved the little Hasan cameo
So basically Nick is allergic to going outside? Man couldn't touch grass if he wanted too
"This was a total culinary collapse." Ouch.
Love the random Cypriot flag. Opa
So according to nicks allergies he would die if he went near a tree lmao
He’s not lying.
Woman can be just as nasty as men.
All these people together are funny as shit.
That means ironically nick is a strong man to be still alive.
yeahhhh. suuuure. Thats what that means.
Will and Caroline are a great duo.
The guy with the hat looks like Bradley Cooper in "American Sniper"
In the end you got the “w” in content guys
HOLY SHIT THE HASAN EDIT! IM DYING
I feel like im watching a war
Lord Kirk coming in out of nowhere like that really made my day
4:50 BASED
Imagine giving a crap about women's month.
Hahaha they destroyed Malena and Nicks food.
16:06 he wasnt lying.
Is there anything Will can't do?
Lose
Will is a legend😂
the hasan add in was so funny
Caroline is soo fine tho
New PogO record?
The look on nick's face when malena self-sucked.
Malena we have ants.
It helps to use baby wipes after wiping with toilet paper. Don't flush the wipes just bin them.
Unless you have a nugget stuck in there then you've done all this for nothing because as soon as you start walking it will get squished and liquefied and come up as Swass
Damn he's allergic to my country feelsbadman...
Austin when any female bodily process is mentioned: "it is beautiful"
Meanwhile: All women looking grossed out.
They scallops look perfectly cooked