Frustratingly, even quiet tapping such at this wakes me up. I find tapping so aversive that my brain just can't ignore it, and I'll wake up to yank my headphones out as quick as possible. I have to screen every ASMR video to take note of any tapping to I can anticipate and skip it.
^ my fav genre of comments is people being nice on the internet even when there’s no reason to and no consequences to being mean. makes me happy to see
@@tiemevanderhoek6970 it is audiovisual representation of being exploited in form of YT video. ps. i really wanted to make joke referring to "Blood sugar" by Pendulum and put somewhere insert from TTS " F*ck it, i lied, it's drum 'n bass, what You gonna do?"
@@dericsion3480 If I remember well, RUclips paid $0.18 per view, so $18 for 1,000 views for US creators. However, numbers can changed depending on location, content & other factors
I guess it says a lot about how much I trust this guy that I clicked on a video that has "i need views and watch time" on the tumbnail the very second I saw it.
no background, not loud tapping, slow and quiet whispering, hard work, the honesty, slow moving of the clothes. Dude you deserve so much. I sadly don’t have enough money to spare at the moment. Having rough times. Yet, you still help me sleep and relax whenever i needed you. It amazes me how much effort you put into your videos. I really wanted to thank you for everything you have done for me. You are the OG asmr creator. 10+ years. Thats fucking insane. You deserve a lot more subs than what you have now. I want to thank you so much for putting me asleep. Sleep well everybody and thank you Uncle E for everything you have done for me.
You should make an hour long video of you just getting ready to do an asmr video (no talking just noise as you get ready) and then you just say 'Goodnow' and then the video ends abruptly
It’s strange Rift; I only really discovered your channel maybe a month or two ago but you’re now easily my favorite person to watch. You’re kind of a staple of my nightly routine now.
That intro made me want a video about changing and trying on different clothes/suits and accessories, that'd be a fun concept that could be played with a bit to add that classic ER chaotic fever dream realm energy
I like the idea of him trying on an outfit, asking how it looks, explaining why he's dressed as such, and then walking off... only to have him walk back on the other side of the screen with a different outfit, and the loop repeats. Each time he comes on, it's a different version of him that has no recollection of the previous ones (or maybe some do?). Maybe too similar to another video he's done, but who knows lol it'd still be great
@WingedHarmony ah yes the time loop video, a classic. I was definitely feeling something similar, maybe with more emphasis on clothing noise rather than the lore/comedy of the loop itself
@JaksonRanger Oh definitely, I can see him getting a lot of milage out of that with all the different wacky clothing he has. Maybe a couple props could be put to use as well!
@@mossfrecklesit’s insane how I’m 18 and this has been a meme since I was 15 and will continue to be a meme to people whom are aware until we die, like what if when we’re old and decrepit we just think back to top text bottom text doge memes and how much simpler days were
I'm not saying this lightly, your stuff is art. I've been watching you for years now, and you just keep finding new, obscure and absurd scenarios, and just never fail to make them work. It's amazing.
Uncle Rift I need to take a moment to thank you for all you've done for me. I've been watching your videos for years now and the comfort I feel when I click on to one is unmatched to anything else. You've saved me from so many restless nights. The thought and effort you put into creating these masterpieces makes me feel nothing less than honored. Thank you and I can't wait to see what else you have planned
i’ve been watching this channel for years it was one of the first to really get my attention when i started watching asmr, your creativity, humor, and talent all manifest in each video you make, ty for all the great content man and i wish nothing but the best for you
just the title/thumbnail combo has me laughing so hard. i'm gonna watch this all the time now. i'm gonna play it on mute on repeat while i'm at work, that's how tickled i am.
This is literally the first video of yours I watched and I fell asleep within the first 20 minutes (quite the accomplishment). I really like your style, I’ll be sticking around to be exploited in the future as well 😊
It feels illegal a ASMR channel has this much creativity, like my sleep is grateful, but kinda feels like he should be making like a show with how extended the rift verse is.
We are not the same. You receive tingles from Ephemeral Rift, I rarely receive tingles. I listen to 4 Ephemeral Rift videos Simultaneously on 4 different tabs. Chaos brings me tingles... We are not the same.
All my life, little did I know I was so easily easily exploitable! Thank you for opening my eyes to this reality! It was so powerful, I got tingles and fell asleep
I love the anticipation head movements and breaths you've been doing lately! Anticipatory Asmr is something that should be more popular in the community!
This was weird. I consiously put away my phone and headphones after feeling tired enough to sleep, but when I woke up, I had watched the whole thing so this had knocked me out 😂 thanks man.
You are one of the few male ASMRtists I can actually watch regardless of if you’re playing a character or not, and I thank you for that (no hate to other male ASMRtists, it has nothing to do with their skill, just my personal reasons, everyone is wonderful 💜)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this!!! Rift, you left out one more need: your dry, refined, clever sense of humor we can't do without!!! Thank you for turning my day downside up! ❤❤❤ 🇮🇹
17:56 I felt very exploited during the beginning of this video, but then I saw that close-up slowmo of Ephemeral Rift stroking his big honker, and I knew this strange man on the internet had nothing but the purest of intentions in creating this video.
This gives me a whole other level of tingles! My autistic people pleasing nature is just lapping this goodness up. Also the Tie is such a good choice. Thank you so so much!
I never knew I had an ASMR addiction until I found Ephemeral Rift's channel. I'm pretty sure I've transcended sleep and entered some kind of hypnotic state. Please send help.😂❤️
@@Human-ij4rv I'm pretty sure Ephemeral Rift is the reason why I have so many unfinished projects now. I keep starting things and then getting lost in his videos for hours on end. Maybe he's secretly trying to take over the world, one ASMR video at a time. 😂
I work from home, and put this video on while working. Needless to say, I literally fell asleep in my home office for a few to the point where co workers thought I signed out LMAOOOOOO Ephemeral Rift, your videos are pure gold. I'm an insomniac (big time) and these videos have been a HUGE help in getting rest and relaxation when it is so needed. Your creativity is other worldly. This channel is a one stop shop for great content for ASMR!
First time exploitee, be gentle with my heart and ears, good sir! I'll probably have to come back to this a few times to increase your watch time and mine 😁
My favorite is still the Knute case dude where he goes into the suitcase but of course it’s black and white inside the suitcase for no reason or explanation I love it
Seeing you putting on your tie I remembered the little story in a suit shop: I had my hufflepuff cosplay brand new and no clue how to make the tie knott and no one who knew. So I went to a suit shop and asked if they could help me. I got big questions why I am, like a teenager looking woman, needed help with that. In the end they helped me, after some explanation and more questions. XD
Liked this video before watching it, but now that I'm really sitting thru it, its honestly one of my favorites. Great mix of visual/audio triggers and interactivity. A few months late but thanks again for this and all the rest ❤
What a noble, kind, well dressed businessman. He even checked to see if I was healthy AND gave me tingles! 10/10 would let him 'exploit the FUCK outta me' again. :)))))
One of the few people that don't make the tapping 30x louder than everything else. That wakes me right up.
Yeah he is the goat
Frustratingly, even quiet tapping such at this wakes me up. I find tapping so aversive that my brain just can't ignore it, and I'll wake up to yank my headphones out as quick as possible. I have to screen every ASMR video to take note of any tapping to I can anticipate and skip it.
@@AlexWantsANap g’day my brother. That is autism I’m afraid
@@AlexWantsANap you’ve got you’re volume down, yeah? I never have it above half, but that sucks if you do
love the username
Well, count on Uncle E always be upfront and honest with us.
We shall in turn be honest, and exploit this video for good sleep.
Symbiotic relationship
Sounds like a plan.
Mutual self interest is a helluva thing huh?
Was actually starting to fall asleep seven minutes in and him suddenly swearing startled me so hard I woke back up lmao
I KNOW RIGHT!!! I WAS RELAXED AND WAS LIKE, "CAN I GET A REPEAT PLS????" Anyway have a nice day
^ my fav genre of comments is people being nice on the internet even when there’s no reason to and no consequences to being mean. makes me happy to see
Yeah it was really weird hearing him swear, but also not that bad
@@devon5078 My favorite genre is when people are mean for no reason
It was pretty shocking to me as well, a bit disturbing to hear.
Even though it's currently noon and I had 9 hours of sleep, you have exploited my need to sleep, therefore I guess I will be sleeping again :)
Going through it rn... 😂
How do I grasp your sleeping prowess
🪽🌬🌬🌈⚖️May you dream of a new just world.
The brain prop really is the gift that keeps giving. One of the most exploited props for sure
I wonder if Uncle E whips it out in his day to day life like "Hey, wanna see my brain?"
This is the most honest YT video i've ever seen
but theres no ads or sponsor how does he even make money? XD
@@m0-m0597ait is he serious. Is this a YT video?
@@tiemevanderhoek6970 it is audiovisual representation of being exploited in form of YT video.
ps. i really wanted to make joke referring to "Blood sugar" by Pendulum and put somewhere insert from TTS " F*ck it, i lied, it's drum 'n bass, what You gonna do?"
@@dericsion3480 next time you go out, check if that 20 is still in your wallet or bank account.
@@dericsion3480 If I remember well, RUclips paid $0.18 per view, so $18 for 1,000 views for US creators. However, numbers can changed depending on location, content & other factors
probably one of the best thumbnails i saw in asmr community
Bruh...this man never ceases to be hilarious.
Energy cells
@@HoshuaJammers Energy do be cell though
Uncle E: Your either watching to get tingles or sleep
Me, who watches for the lore: 👁👄👁
real
(real)
I just feel so used. All I am is a click and a like to you. I thought we had so much more.
I guess it says a lot about how much I trust this guy that I clicked on a video that has "i need views and watch time" on the tumbnail the very second I saw it.
Same fx....!! Blind trust....this is a good guy!!!!! 👃✌️🥰🇨🇦
i just clicked it anyway, didn't read the name or anything i just saw "Ephemeral Rift uploaded: ASMR [...]" i didn't even read anything else, *click*
Ive loved his videos for 10 years
@@whitespace_hoursme too
no background, not loud tapping, slow and quiet whispering, hard work, the honesty, slow moving of the clothes. Dude you deserve so much. I sadly don’t have enough money to spare at the moment. Having rough times. Yet, you still help me sleep and relax whenever i needed you. It amazes me how much effort you put into your videos. I really wanted to thank you for everything you have done for me. You are the OG asmr creator. 10+ years. Thats fucking insane. You deserve a lot more subs than what you have now. I want to thank you so much for putting me asleep. Sleep well everybody and thank you Uncle E for everything you have done for me.
it’s okay you let him exploit you, that is simply enough for uncle E
You should make an hour long video of you just getting ready to do an asmr video (no talking just noise as you get ready) and then you just say 'Goodnow' and then the video ends abruptly
Absolutly
I believe he has already done this.
any idea what it’s called ? sounds funny
@MyNameIsDonnovan what vid, do you know?
Love this idea, if he has done it already I hope I come across it soon :)
I believe you've been exploiting me for 6-7 years already, how time flies
holy crap i just looked at his channel and i did not know tgis guy was in the asmr industry for like 11 years 😰
How cruel of you to exploit this easily exploitable characteristic of me!
😂😂😂
Me Too lol
Person etc.... So well put!!!! 🥰 Lol ✌️
Cruel, delightful, it's all relative
The best comment
Ah, getting exploited, one of my favorite pastimes, right beside krilling my shelf!
I read that as grilling my shelf
@@cerealonmytoast5812 er needs to get on that right away!
Have you thought about another past time? Such as playing Touch Me?
@@Cookie0927 I am curious if ER has made a video on this joke yet
@@ratoverlord6318 he did
One of the most dedicated content creators. Truly thankful for this man.
Finally a businessman with the gaul to say they're extracting as much value out of us as possible upfront.
It’s strange Rift; I only really discovered your channel maybe a month or two ago but you’re now easily my favorite person to watch. You’re kind of a staple of my nightly routine now.
Had to come back to the comments to add I have that exact same dress shirt and a very similar tie. Great combo 👍
And you will soon realize how special this guy is...... How many layers his archives will reveal.... Welcome and....Have fun!!! 👃✌️🥰🇨🇦
That intro made me want a video about changing and trying on different clothes/suits and accessories, that'd be a fun concept that could be played with a bit to add that classic ER chaotic fever dream realm energy
Clothes Shopping with Dave
The Suit Man
Corvus Dresses His Apprentice (You!)
Margaret's Wardrobe
I like the idea of him trying on an outfit, asking how it looks, explaining why he's dressed as such, and then walking off... only to have him walk back on the other side of the screen with a different outfit, and the loop repeats. Each time he comes on, it's a different version of him that has no recollection of the previous ones (or maybe some do?). Maybe too similar to another video he's done, but who knows lol it'd still be great
@WingedHarmony ah yes the time loop video, a classic. I was definitely feeling something similar, maybe with more emphasis on clothing noise rather than the lore/comedy of the loop itself
@JaksonRanger Oh definitely, I can see him getting a lot of milage out of that with all the different wacky clothing he has. Maybe a couple props could be put to use as well!
@Ephemeral Rift definitely needs to see this comment & the replies 😆
Each of the very few occasions when ER curses, I immediately grab my ticket and climb aboard whatever journey we are going on
It's like a sudden sock in the jaw and it gets me so startled lmao
Now I need ASMR Recovery after ASMR Exploitation
the best part is the fact the messy beard never fails to make him look homeless even in a suit
wht the fuck
Definitely😂
The most direct and honest video in the ERU,
but I will be gladly exploited by uncle ER at anytime!
I just thought of the fact that ER could easily be a top stand up comedian, but he chooses to help people laugh AND sleep, truly a niche superpower
I picture him being an independent film maker, obviously that's what he technical is but I mean like Wener Herzog, or John Waters Variety
Sleep is a perfectly balanced system and has no exploits whatsoever
@Spiffingbrit
It just works
perfectly balanced, like all things should be. 🙏
@@mossfreckles it just works
@@mossfrecklesit’s insane how I’m 18 and this has been a meme since I was 15 and will continue to be a meme to people whom are aware until we die, like what if when we’re old and decrepit we just think back to top text bottom text doge memes and how much simpler days were
I'm not saying this lightly, your stuff is art. I've been watching you for years now, and you just keep finding new, obscure and absurd scenarios, and just never fail to make them work. It's amazing.
I love this art project. It's thousands of hours long now but it's just such a pure piece of art that could only exist in this time.
Uncle Rift I need to take a moment to thank you for all you've done for me. I've been watching your videos for years now and the comfort I feel when I click on to one is unmatched to anything else. You've saved me from so many restless nights. The thought and effort you put into creating these masterpieces makes me feel nothing less than honored. Thank you and I can't wait to see what else you have planned
i was just about to take a nap and the notification popped up. best timing ever.
Love it when serendipity rewards
Thank you for exploiting me. I needed this 🙂
I think that trading sleep for some watch time with uncle E is a great deal. 10/10 would get exploited again
Symbiotic exploits
plan failed we all only made it 12 mins in😴
Brutally honest and upfront, perfect.
Nothings better than listening to a Grown Man attempt to help thousands fall asleep with sounds-
Nothing better than replying to comment with a less funny reply to signal boost it -
Nothing better than reading a comment that feels longer and less helpful that the original video
lol, i love how when you showed the tie and coat of exploitation it was the exact outfit you wore in the capitalist asmr video
i’ve been watching this channel for years it was one of the first to really get my attention when i started watching asmr, your creativity, humor, and talent all manifest in each video you make, ty for all the great content man and i wish nothing but the best for you
Jokes on you, I'm actually exploiting your entire channel for some nice Tingles!
GIVE THIS MAN HIS MONEY PEOPLE OF THE ASMR COMMUNITY! HE DESERVES IT 👏
just the title/thumbnail combo has me laughing so hard. i'm gonna watch this all the time now. i'm gonna play it on mute on repeat while i'm at work, that's how tickled i am.
back again! it begins. lmao.
This is literally the first video of yours I watched and I fell asleep within the first 20 minutes (quite the accomplishment).
I really like your style, I’ll be sticking around to be exploited in the future as well 😊
ER at 16:55 "Why the hell did i do that to myself?"
It feels illegal a ASMR channel has this much creativity, like my sleep is grateful, but kinda feels like he should be making like a show with how extended the rift verse is.
On god this shit finna be good as hell
We are not the same.
You receive tingles from Ephemeral Rift, I rarely receive tingles.
I listen to 4 Ephemeral Rift videos Simultaneously on 4 different tabs.
Chaos brings me tingles...
We are not the same.
Straight forward and to the point. It’s a win/win!
The creativity of this channel is unmatched 😊
All my life, little did I know I was so easily easily exploitable! Thank you for opening my eyes to this reality! It was so powerful, I got tingles and fell asleep
I love the anticipation head movements and breaths you've been doing lately! Anticipatory Asmr is something that should be more popular in the community!
have I ever told you how much I adore your sense of humor? absolutelly fantastic
I think we can reach an understanding, a splentastic one at that.
The unapologetic Capitalist is one of the spookier characters in ther ER extended universe.
Thank you for exploiting me, I really appreciate it! 😊
This was weird. I consiously put away my phone and headphones after feeling tired enough to sleep, but when I woke up, I had watched the whole thing so this had knocked me out 😂 thanks man.
You are one of the few male ASMRtists I can actually watch regardless of if you’re playing a character or not, and I thank you for that (no hate to other male ASMRtists, it has nothing to do with their skill, just my personal reasons, everyone is wonderful 💜)
Wow I feel like I might have been exploited just now! How cruel yet seemingly satisfying!
That F bomb in the start surprised me 💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this!!! Rift, you left out one more need: your dry, refined, clever sense of humor we can't do without!!! Thank you for turning my day downside up! ❤❤❤ 🇮🇹
gotta be honest but with all the crazy work you create for us/ your subscribers i’d let you exploit me any given time
He's not doing work 'for us'; this is his business.
The Manual Hand Drill of Exploitation sounds like either an 80s slasher movie or a death metal song. Regardless, I'm all for it!
17:56 I felt very exploited during the beginning of this video, but then I saw that close-up slowmo of Ephemeral Rift stroking his big honker, and I knew this strange man on the internet had nothing but the purest of intentions in creating this video.
Having not reached that time stamp yet, this is a very… interesting comment 😂
"Stroking his big honker" 💀
I was not prepared for that and I couldn't help but burst out laughing when that happened 😂 this man is a treasure, I swear
This is one hell of a comment
This gives me a whole other level of tingles! My autistic people pleasing nature is just lapping this goodness up.
Also the Tie is such a good choice.
Thank you so so much!
Always in need for a cheeky tingle and relaxation 😌✌🏻
This is one of the best ssmr thumbnails i have seen equal to atlas amsr thumbnails
Rift's videos are always so satisfying when he uses curse words
I'm glad about the acknowledgement of the asymmetrical relationship between youtuber and viewer. Thanks for this exploitative content.
ASMR channels must have great watch time metrics. Cuz we pass out half way through and let the whole video play. Well done
I never knew I had an ASMR addiction until I found Ephemeral Rift's channel. I'm pretty sure I've transcended sleep and entered some kind of hypnotic state. Please send help.😂❤️
He must be one hell of a good hypnotist if you are in a state comparable to sleep and can still leave this comment
@@Human-ij4rv I'm pretty sure Ephemeral Rift is the reason why I have so many unfinished projects now. I keep starting things and then getting lost in his videos for hours on end. Maybe he's secretly trying to take over the world, one ASMR video at a time. 😂
The viewer retention on ASMR videos must be way higher than other channels. So many people are gonna fall asleep and let the whole video play.
I work from home, and put this video on while working. Needless to say, I literally fell asleep in my home office for a few to the point where co workers thought I signed out LMAOOOOOO Ephemeral Rift, your videos are pure gold. I'm an insomniac (big time) and these videos have been a HUGE help in getting rest and relaxation when it is so needed. Your creativity is other worldly. This channel is a one stop shop for great content for ASMR!
I JUST RESIZED HOW GOD DAMN EXPLOITABLE I AM
56:22 I see, our favorite pebble is becoming the "fil rouge" or thread linking every story lines together 🤭😆
If this is what it feels like to be exploited, I’m all for it. Keep em coming
At this point, just seeing uncle Rift's face get's me sleepy!
I'm about to go to sleep and he uploads a new video! Perfect timing
First time exploitee, be gentle with my heart and ears, good sir! I'll probably have to come back to this a few times to increase your watch time and mine 😁
His quality of audio so unreal
why does the word "exploit" give me so many tingles
I started dying after he said im going to exploit the **** outa you
I’m trynna sleep and this man is making me laugh too damn hard
Man really said "and so, like I said, over the next hour, I'm going to exploit he FUCK out of you"
I have never heard this man swear before and it's the funniest thing 😭 keep doing what you do dude
Thank you for your honesty, though I don't mind being exploited for sleep. Seems more like a mutually beneficial arrangement.
My favorite is still the Knute case dude where he goes into the suitcase but of course it’s black and white inside the suitcase for no reason or explanation I love it
Finally someone has the decency to admit they are exploiting me.
You are a genius. To me you are the ASMozaRrt of asmr.
It's wild, man. I've listened to this every night since it's come out and Ive fallen asleep so fast I still dont know what it's about!
Getting exploited is surprisingly very relaxing.
How is it that even during silent exploitation.... when he’s making NO sounds at all! I’m still getting tingles... this guy is a master at his craft.
Dude. Laughed so hard at the thumbnail. I just HAD to watch it.
The ASMR from this guy specifically is absolutely worth the trade!
it's always been a fantasy of mine to be taken advantage of, especially in ASMR form! this will soon be my favorite video 😸
🤨📸
Sis's literally askin for it kek
@@Pwnners I am a man
You sir are a gem thank you for all the work you've done for all of us.
I respect your honesty in the thumbnail my man 😂
Seeing you putting on your tie I remembered the little story in a suit shop:
I had my hufflepuff cosplay brand new and no clue how to make the tie knott and no one who knew. So I went to a suit shop and asked if they could help me. I got big questions why I am, like a teenager looking woman, needed help with that. In the end they helped me, after some explanation and more questions. XD
Liked this video before watching it, but now that I'm really sitting thru it, its honestly one of my favorites. Great mix of visual/audio triggers and interactivity. A few months late but thanks again for this and all the rest ❤
The realest thumbnail ever. I'll take it, good deal Uncle E!
Your video ideas are always incredibly original and witty! :)
Actually, will Professor Clemmons come back one day ? Miss him a bit with his cutting mat 🙂
Thank you for bringing back Professor Clemmons in the anniversary video 😄😊😊
What a noble, kind, well dressed businessman. He even checked to see if I was healthy AND gave me tingles! 10/10 would let him 'exploit the FUCK outta me' again. :)))))
damn your hair grows fast, don't take it for granted!
This is the kind of video only a well-loved OG and master of the craft could pull off.