When your child turns 18 | Standup comedy by Atul Khatri
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Atul talks about his experience when his daughter turned 18.
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He is such a chill father,if I would ever ask my father to drop me at my friend's house at midnight he would probably send me to Africa just by slapping me 😂
Aur upar se africa main to monginis cake ka branch bhi nahi hai.
My father doesn't even allow me to attend bday parties often!!
eat sand
Mera toh khud ka birthday party nahi hua life meh
My father won't drop me to my friend's house even in the day time. 😞
"Thik hai i will go all alone."
-- Works everytime
Ye le muft ka ek reply
Ikr. I do the same with my husband!
@@priyadsilva4582 😂
😂😂😂
U know that u r old and father of two daughters when u post a video at 8 o clock in the morning
I love your choice of Dp
@@someshwari_debi thanks girl
😂😂😂😂
Dang! I love bill hader so freaking much! Stefon!!!
but it’s different time zone where he is.
At least he allows his daughters to go at midnight my dad would literally yeet me outta the house 😂😂😂😂
That's so true! Such a sweet dad
Literally man
@@nishapriyar6995 indeed he is sweet, but things like that can massively spoil kids, especially teens. And this is coming from a teen himself.
you are still technically out of the house
Bhaiiiiiiiii so true
Imagine the reaction of his daughter's friends who thought you were a cool dad....😂
😂😂😝😝
That's what I was thinking 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
do you got any
He is a cool dad
5k woah
He did it in the video where he makes fun about him and his family going to Justin Bieber's concert too.
It does kinda make his acts feel hilariously authentic 😂
Kat gaya yaar bichare ka🤣🤣
@@ayushmohan43 katne ke baad vasool bhi liya.. uska content bana ke bech diya..
he looks strict
@@sourabhs14 bijneeesh
I bet you guys are wondering how I got so many likes
Poke me wouldve been more subtle haha
And his gesture 😂
He might be into it. :)
😂😂
hahhahaaha
My parents would rather kill me than sending me for a sleepover to my friends house.
No parent will do that. Just ask them once!
@@godofwar7990 Bold of you to assume
@@jvplaster 😂😂 I asked them once, for a reply, so many death threats were made. Now I won't even assume as well..
I know you?
@@haardclub1365 who?
Can we all just accept how good and lovely this man is as a father!!!! He still does what what his daughters want him to do....
Shambhavi Shukla hey shambhavi....whass up..mate?
Remember to pull out in time always! 😂😂😂
I just gave the 69th like XD.
Exactly so you don't have to deal with your weak pull out game. It's very important. Kids are annoying
-Kid 2019
Atul's daughter gonna report this vid. For child abuse lmao😂😂
Technically adult lol
@@atulya7845 he waited for them to become adult, then posted the video
@@Vijay0Yadav lol true
@Drago I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Are you a Ms Khatri?
😂😂😂
I'm so middle class i didn't know mongini's is a brand😂😂
It's a Kolkata based brand
Its not dat expensive dude... Its not like Hagan Das ice cream 😅
You are right, It's a brand for lower middle class so you won't know it :-)
@@ashminipoddar1214 what is it actually??
@@itsmerizwan3059 its a bakery basically with below par products
Imagine her daughter seeing this with her best friend 😂😂😂
That would be hilarious, she would just call him after completing it
I love the fact how he calls his daughters 'bachha' 😂😂
Hilarious but sweet
Well the moment i was 18 i became my parents driver.. Now they don't drive anymore 🤦♂️..
Same here bro...😭😭😭
Ha ha ha..every boy's story😂😂
Same here
Driver🤣
@@suveramehul true
It's like Atul Khatri maintaining the balance in the comedy circuit.
The younger generation having content based on their parents and him having content about his children!!
Nobody can beat how cool this guy is.
Just realized how middle class I am, listening to these sleepovers and driving after turning 18, shenanigans.
I am not allowed to stay out of home after 12 -_-
wiat a minute . you can stay out until 12 . i dont dare to stay out till 8
@@BilkulAbhi sameeeee
And I never got a car , I'm 23 still riding a squty for 7 years straight 😔
@@kaushiksarkar6715 you got a scooty I don't even have a cycle
And legends like us aren't allowed to step out of the house at ANY time of the day.🙂💔
Imagine his daughter watching all this....😂😂😂
She would be like : 😲😬😕😂😅
Wow It's like watching the ten year challenge.
IT GUY !
Bro...at least get your account verified. A tick mark is all we ask for.
More like 20 year challenge XD
had ur lunch ?
😂😂😂😂
Atul bro, why only 5 minutes?
So that we pay and go for his show.
These are old jokes
He pulls it out in time this time
@Jo Sephine How do you know how old I am :p
@@akashr9215 lol nice
too "rich people" jokes for me.
Your dp is really rich
Exactly!!! Belonging to a middle class family thats exactly how i felt!
@@shriek_howl21 sab aankhon ka dhokha hai ;p
@@anilposte2822 so truee
Let’s face it. Even middle class dads love their daughters a little too much. Only they drop you off in a scooty. And the cake will come from an iyengar bakery. And that one kid in the gang who’s dad has a car is left to pick up everyone for midnight parties 😂
My parents: tu ja ye scheme tere liye nhi hai😂😂
But in the end it's doesn't even matter
He had to fall to loose it all
Fuck thats depressing
Linkin Park.
Plot twist: It was Sharmaji's story and Khatri's daughter's birthday 😭😂
Wonder how his children's friends are going to react after reading subtitles at 1:31
I'm more concerned about the comment about their fathers not pulling out in time instead of that.
They are actually aware of Atul Khatri's occupation.
😂😂😂😂
His delivery of jokes is on another level . Big fan.
"18 year's back I didn't pull out in time" felt that on a spiritual level
This stAnd up comedy is not for middle class childrens🥺
True
Bhaiya children already plural hota hai. Childrens nahi hota
@@narayani1505 pfuhhahahah
At the end is it the photo of that friend's birthday party
i think its her daughter's birthday party
Likh leta hu...upsc me kaam ayega
What an insight
It's been a year since Sharmaji's beti talked to his daughter.
Well ironically Monginis has a branch in Egypt 😂😂
what no kidding? I have never seen any monginis except for the eastern part of India.
@@jijo2002 Have lived in Hyderabad and Pune also Bangalore and for a short duration in Mumbai. Not a single one in sight. Only there in Kolkata. And some north Eastern states. So I assumed it was just prevalent there.
But Egypt is less like Africa and more like Middle East, ethnically. 😂😂
Great start to the day 😂👍🏻
Most likely from Mrs. Sharma :-)
In the last picture, Atul Khatri looks like "Naveen Richard 20 years later"
It’s 4:52am here in LONDON and I’m laughing my head off - everyone in my house probably thinking I’ve gone mad! 😂😂
lol
Every time I heard my friend parent saying that "my son/daughter are very naughty since they turn 18"
And I was like."18 years back you don't pull it out on time"..
That picking up friends thing is sooo relatable . Even my father used to drop me and my friends at movies or parties sometimes when I was in school . Now only 2 - 3 of them are still friends and keep in touch . Clearly making my dad take extra efforts was not worth it .
He's more energetic than most of the other young comics, i love it xD
01:49 *18 years back I didn't pull out in time* Ohmygod khatri jiiii 😂😂😂
its amazing how you translated a simple experience of bday party into such a funny stand-up. Kudos !
He is exactly like my dad I love my papa spend his life picking me n sisters
I don't even have a kid and this was recommended to me 😂
Ill turn 18 in few months so i can understand why this was recommend to me.
@@tanyag38yearsago33 and I'm 19 lol
I'm 23, and it was just recommended to me. Not even in a relationship
His sense of humour is unmatched he is a cool daddy and the best stand up comedian
”I love my daughter " all fathers fav lines to keep calm yourself
Am I the only one wondering what those friends of Khatri's daughter must be thinking seeing this video.😆
18 years back i did't pull out in time lol
What ur children feel when they listen this
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I think they should be chill about it. You know..because they are Khatri's kids
@@tennisindia0001 😆😆😆hawt
@@mehulshakya1624 a girl pic is all you need
@@tennisindia0001 Ignore em
@@tennisindia0001 bro ignore them nd
Chill 🔥
He can't say to his daughter friends so he came up in RUclips to remove his frustration and makes us feel that he would have removed it at that time in just time 😅😅😅😅
Had you waited one more day, it would've been my 18th birthday... Tough luck 😂
Hit like if you eagerly want your dad to see it somehow 😅
Jst hope any of ur daughter's friends is not watching it😂
18 years back I didn’t pull out in time
😂
Listning to u while eating breakfast .. u made my day ✌🏻👊🏼
Cant relate, my dad would have burped on my face and asked me to go to sleep
That's because you're the son, not the daughter. 😂
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Jkjkjk, I'm only joking. No offense.
1:32 The subtitles. I Died.
😂😂😂
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, love the line "i didnt pull out in time" , brilliant !!!
😂 ‘bloody only one father’
4:37 here comes the proof hahhaha what a legend' he is man laughed so hard 😂
humoing was the best never laughed so much in an stand up comedy
You are soooooo cool Mr Khatri...
Atul Sir knows how to make jokes on each moment he actually lives.. Love You Sir..
saying i didn't pull out in time for your own kids can't be a joke! only stupidity!!
he is going all levels low just to sound funny!!
I remember when he did this gig at my city and at the end they announced that next day is his birthday
You're just awesome Atul Sir. Kudos to your sense of humor. Keep going Sir eagerly wait for your videos.
The time has come.....😂😂😂
I don't understand why is he abusing soo much.. very bad.. not good for kids below 18😤
Daily one video in early morning will be easy for everything
The very first joke bhola driver made me go awww😅
This whole thing was awesome
It's like listening to a phone call scam but with jokes.
Today I'm on a rampage, I'm watching all "Classic Daddy kool's" standup😂😂😂
Being a middle class teenage girl watching this makes me feel so left out🙂
Ami : Dahi le ao.
Me: mood nhi
Ami: mein jati hon
Me: FML I'll go
LMAO, had this conversation with my mother yesterday.
@@vedantshrivastava8121 🥺
Modi ji wants to know your location!
“I didn’t pull out in time”😂
Hahahahahahah it's so hilarious with the desi slang mixed 😂
I laughed harder by looking the last pic than the standup 😂
Its his indirect massage to his daughter 😂 genius
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17 dislikes from Sharmajis 😂
Also Atul bhai's daughter and her friends😂
"We will pick you up when you are 31/32" Cracked me 🤣
I was expecting adulthood but it turned out be completely different
Savage 😂! Puts real picture of party at end. His daughter's friends gonna eat her alive over this.😅
When i see my son...
I should have pulled out earlier. 😁😁
Imagine his daughter's best friend watching this video !
How many of u googled "monginis cake" Give a thumbs up
"18 years back I didn't pull out in time" LoL!! :D
Gonna tell my kids he was the best comedian
@atulkhatri rocks again ✌️🌈😀
2:01 “execute order 66”
I just snuck out and snuck back in. They never knew. Worked fine.
It's not a stand-up...its a warning to pull that out in time😜😂
sir superb one of best comedy i never seen
You have set a benchmark at being a father.
Your face in the picture that you have put it at the end proved that how frustrated you were 😂
My God he is one of the coolest dads out there may god bless him😍
Atul's Daughter: Bangs his car in the wall
Atul: 4:09
Me: Gives 5 rupees extra to SABZIWALA
My Father:" Nahna Dhona Hagna Mootna...Sab band aaj se
You're just unbeatable. Too good!
Turing 18 after two days
Can conform this is on point😂😂
I mean the same thing happened to my friend
You have 100 best friends and only 1 father😂😂
This is simply too 'rich people' for me...
My dad is basically what you will get when you search on google 'agar ganesh gaitonde up wala hota or sardar khan hindu hota' .
There isn't a separate monginis cake in the pic in the last😂😂
The best part where I laughed the most is when he posted that photo at end of the video 😂😂 😂😆😆😆😆😆😆 his face reaction though😂😂