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    Stranded men on a raft plead their case to be leader over the captain. Aired 02/22/03
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Комментарии • 437

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 года назад +240

    One of the best parts of a Walken episode is how out in the open he is about cue cards. Not even hiding it at all.

    • @douglasthompson8927
      @douglasthompson8927 2 года назад +1

      i`ve been looking for that one..is it on youtube ?

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 2 года назад +14

      Makes him always look like he's in his own little world (which - in this case - isn't far from the truth).

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 Год назад +14

      and still funny doing it lol

    • @chrisgreulich
      @chrisgreulich 11 месяцев назад +13

      The skit is funnier because of the way he reads the cue cards. The best Guest host of all time.

    • @gamervet4760
      @gamervet4760 7 месяцев назад +6

      My favorite part is that he doesn't care when he's off cue. No one really does. It's Christopher Walken.

  • @utar88utar
    @utar88utar 10 лет назад +193

    "it's good to be here" hahahah

  • @abigailsalmanac
    @abigailsalmanac 3 года назад +185

    This was the first and last sketch that Seth Meyers, Fred Armisen and Will Forte wrote together. Hilarious and historic!

    • @abigailsalmanac
      @abigailsalmanac 2 года назад +6

      @@joshuaraulfrancesbedroomte6568 I wrote that comment a year ago, but I’m pretty sure I heard them talk about it on Seth Meyers’ podcast

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 Год назад +4

      It was pretty bad which is why it was their last together

    • @MerchantMarineGuy
      @MerchantMarineGuy Год назад

      You can just say ‘only’

  • @mercster
    @mercster 3 года назад +173

    "No hard feelings on this end pal, that's what happens on a cocaine high."

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 3 года назад +1

      What? Where? You a cop? Me? I'm fine,......

    • @bucksteingold4334
      @bucksteingold4334 3 года назад

      "Why? You buying?"

  • @dylanbingham4997
    @dylanbingham4997 3 года назад +152

    Anytime Chris Walken is on, it’s automatic gold!

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 4 месяца назад +14

    Trying to light his farts with a flare gun to try and boost group morale is pretty epic.

  • @tntroo7009
    @tntroo7009 3 года назад +53

    "THERE'S NO STOPPING THE BIRD ATTACKS NAOW!"

  • @tudorleonte9950
    @tudorleonte9950 10 лет назад +250

    christopher walken so funny i love this dudes voice

  • @grantdavis6363
    @grantdavis6363 3 года назад +29

    What'd you say,..Lunch? LOL, classic!

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 10 лет назад +62

    "What?!....I'm Paddling" LOL xD

  • @Promses2Keep
    @Promses2Keep 3 года назад +24

    "He's had it in for me since I tried to eat him!"
    No such thing as 'forgive and forget' on this raft...

  • @jannatkl91
    @jannatkl91 6 лет назад +67

    Cook: We shouldn't through the food offboardCaptain: We know that...NAOW!

  • @ancientmartianunderground6413
    @ancientmartianunderground6413 3 года назад +17

    I never knew just how funny C.W. was....
    Every SNL skit and his bit in Pulp Fiction.....ROFL...the Best

  • @lau_dhondt
    @lau_dhondt 7 лет назад +130

    this skit is a hidden gem

    • @marliesyanke4580
      @marliesyanke4580 3 года назад +2

      Yes, yes, and yes.

    • @stephennelson6173
      @stephennelson6173 10 месяцев назад

      The real hidden gem is 'Connie Stinson talks' they always take it down but can be found elsewhere

    • @EmployeeJoe630
      @EmployeeJoe630 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's easy to say that NOW.

  • @jannatkl91
    @jannatkl91 6 лет назад +38

    So to clarify, you haven't gone crazy yet?..What did you say!? ...LUNCH!!! 😂

  • @Finn4life12
    @Finn4life12 9 лет назад +130

    My god this is hilarious.
    Walken - "Look, this is hardly fair, Gary is Biased, he's had it in for me since the minute I tried to eat him! You have a long memory my friend"
    Gary: "That was two days ago"
    Walken: "Well I got no hard feelings on this end, that's just what happens on a Cocaine high"
    I might never stop laughing

  • @jjmirah819
    @jjmirah819 3 года назад +19

    This is probably one of my favorite sketches of all time. 😂

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire 3 года назад +38

    Having had to apologize too often myself for cocaine highs, attempted cannibalism and gay stuff, I sympathize with the captain. They should give him a break.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 года назад +4

      There, there. It's been a tough year for everyone.😆

  • @leotimtom6637
    @leotimtom6637 5 лет назад +50

    Walken is reading clue cards like there is no tomorrow.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 3 года назад

      Cue*

    • @seanferry6883
      @seanferry6883 3 года назад +2

      Actually he's looking through a time portal

    • @7DHS
      @7DHS 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ZarkowsWorld That guy didn't have a CLUE about his mistake..................

    • @davidkendall1614
      @davidkendall1614 4 месяца назад

      @@7DHS…I guess he didn’t have a “clue card” 🤷‍♂️

  • @cryogeneric
    @cryogeneric 3 года назад +44

    This was hysterical! Crowd was ice cold.

  • @edezagon
    @edezagon Год назад +12

    I love Christopher Walken. This is awesome. Thanks SNL for all the good fun and humor.

  • @debrabolton9372
    @debrabolton9372 3 года назад +35

    This was hilarious. Christopher Walken was outstanding as always.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 5 месяцев назад

      Now let's be fair, he didn't do his "Walken stare" here, he was reading from cue cards all the time. For an "outstanding" performance I expect the actor to at least know his lines.

    • @gameguru1234
      @gameguru1234 5 месяцев назад

      The cue card reading makes this even better imo

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 5 лет назад +21

    It was foolish to take a shortcut across Iceberg Alley

  • @stevengerrardO8
    @stevengerrardO8 6 лет назад +56

    we all know that NOUUU

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 5 лет назад +2

      If you wanna do a Christopher Walken impression, you gotta hit that NAOUU.

    • @damirkralj6077
      @damirkralj6077 3 года назад

      That sounded like Schwarzenegger.

  • @major_tomtomclub
    @major_tomtomclub 3 года назад +15

    Pretty sure that at 4:24 Walken is saying his stage directions out loud when he shouts "Lunge!" and then goes after Seth Meyers.

    • @MikeyChalupa47
      @MikeyChalupa47 3 года назад +11

      I always thought that he said "lunch" but you know, yours makes more sense.

    • @PunchDrunkLizzy
      @PunchDrunkLizzy 2 года назад +3

      I always heard 'lunch', too. You know, because he said he tried to eat him before.

    • @Dbbldragon
      @Dbbldragon 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, he said 'lunch'.

  • @bandilebertrandleopeng7046
    @bandilebertrandleopeng7046 3 года назад +13

    Christopher Walken should have played this character in Captain Phillips.
    Problem sorted in the first five minutes of the movie

    • @andrew_owens7680
      @andrew_owens7680 4 месяца назад +1

      Pirates: "Give us control of your vessel."
      Walken:: "Lunch is here NAOW!""

  • @fourfurrypotatoes
    @fourfurrypotatoes 3 года назад +3

    😂🤣😂🤣 there is no stopping the bird attacks now

  • @kirosun
    @kirosun 5 лет назад +28

    man, he is GLUED to that teleprompter.
    is this rehearsal footage?

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 5 лет назад +19

      That gives his character an even more disconcertingly insane edge

    • @amytrumbull156
      @amytrumbull156 3 года назад +14

      He literally never memorize his lines when he's on SNL...check it out.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 года назад +3

      He was like that on other skits I've seen him in too.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 года назад +7

      @@amytrumbull156 - Nobody memorizes. They make script changes up to the last minute of airing.

    • @jjmirah819
      @jjmirah819 3 года назад +3

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH Exactly...some are just really good at reading ahead and going for it.

  • @shaunvictory1201
    @shaunvictory1201 Год назад +46

    It’s always been dangerous having Christopher Walken on a boat
    Somebody always go missing

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 Год назад +2

      that is mean

    • @JoeSmith-dl9ok
      @JoeSmith-dl9ok Год назад

      @jamiehartley4218-boo hoo

    • @hidebehindstudios
      @hidebehindstudios Год назад

      💀

    • @garrettbot143
      @garrettbot143 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah weren't they filming a 'Head and Shoulders' Shampoo commercial on that boat ride? Though i think she got left on the cutting room shore.

    • @TTony-tu6dm
      @TTony-tu6dm 4 месяца назад

      Cold bro

  • @johnorosz7477
    @johnorosz7477 3 года назад +6

    Christopher Walkin..... "a problem that deficates in it's sleep"

  • @hatorihanso1238
    @hatorihanso1238 3 года назад +3

    Used the flairs to light my farts 😀🙏🤣😂👍😀🤣🇳🇴❤️

  • @matthewlankford6533
    @matthewlankford6533 4 месяца назад +2

    Wow this feels like watching any political debate from the last 12 years

  • @rmTheWalrus
    @rmTheWalrus 7 месяцев назад +1

    “No hard feelings On this end, pal, it’s what happens on a cocaine high”…. 😂😂😂

  • @lsloan1960
    @lsloan1960 Месяц назад

    I love that Christopher Walken is willing to say any goofy line.

  • @theotheleo6830
    @theotheleo6830 Год назад +4

    This was funny, but it reminded me of a number of grossly incompetent people I've worked with over the years who felt that they deserved to be in leadership positions. These were people who, although they had worked in their positions for years, still didn't know what they were doing half the time. I recall a coworker who would continually ask me basic questions about the group's policies a couple of weeks after I joined the group. He didn't know what he was doing even though he had been working in that group for well over a decade. Despite that, he would regularly whine about not being promoted and that he deserved to be the group's supervisor because he had seniority.

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 3 года назад +4

    I see some good reasons for a mutiny on that little raft.

  • @summerjonz
    @summerjonz 5 месяцев назад

    'He's had it in for me ever since I tried to EAT him!' LOL!

  • @Jamietheroadrunner
    @Jamietheroadrunner 3 года назад +28

    I wanted to see them elect Walken captain at the end; it would have been the perfect analogy for the 2016 election.

    • @bethanyduffy5381
      @bethanyduffy5381 3 года назад +5

      Its the perfect one for the 2020 election !! I mean he says he'll freak out if he doesn't get the vote !! Sound familiar?? Its crazy how much this sums up the debates and election.

    • @splenderella9
      @splenderella9 2 года назад

      Nope - the 2020 election... when we end up with Joe Biden as president!

  • @user-wf6ni4fz9v
    @user-wf6ni4fz9v 9 месяцев назад

    " okay sheeshes I m outa cocaine now 😂😂😂

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 3 года назад +2

    “If it’s about the recent gay stuff, I’m working on that!”

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
    @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 года назад +4

    CW is the best. He's 77, it's going to be a sad day when he leaves us.

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 4 года назад +1

    He's obviously reading off the cue-cards and it's incredible. He does not give a single fuck! xD

  • @krisanderson155
    @krisanderson155 6 месяцев назад

    Seth should have been more skits. He really memorizes every line and his comic chops are great!

  • @mersihamalkic9565
    @mersihamalkic9565 3 года назад

    „Not even close“ 😂

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 Месяц назад

    If I ever walked on a cruise ship and Christopher walken came out and greeted us in his captain uniform I’ll step off they can keep the money. 😅

  • @BeeNotDismayed
    @BeeNotDismayed 4 месяца назад

    Is that why the ship arrived with neither sails nor oars?
    😬🤪😁🤣

  • @jamescollinson2179
    @jamescollinson2179 3 года назад +2

    We need to ration our food. There has been no reason to throw our food in the water as bait when we have no means to catch the fish.
    We all know that . . . NOW. It's easy to say that . . . NOW.

  • @splenderella9
    @splenderella9 2 года назад +1

    The Walken character needs to be thrown out of the raft ASAP! Lol

  • @marliesyanke4580
    @marliesyanke4580 3 года назад +10

    Walken can do no wrong, he is funny all the time.

  • @tanishaboolaky5910
    @tanishaboolaky5910 Год назад +1

    I love Natalie wood and i don't mind him; but how did they make him do this especially with Natalie rest her soul 😞🦋❤

  • @riyadharun3057
    @riyadharun3057 3 года назад +2

    Walken is amazing

  • @terry7340
    @terry7340 8 месяцев назад

    I kept waiting for the punchline - Live from NY it’s SATURDAY NIGHT🤣

  • @heathnikolas3934
    @heathnikolas3934 9 лет назад +17

    During he was reading cue cards, come on someone give Chris his glasses :D

    • @catteadams
      @catteadams 8 лет назад +1

      +Lis Matweren everyone reads cue cards...on SNL

    • @catteadams
      @catteadams 8 лет назад +1

      +Lis Matweren everyone reads cue cards...on SNL

    • @heathnikolas3934
      @heathnikolas3934 8 лет назад +2

      Catte Adams I know everyone does, but he needs glasses, he doesn't see them ;D

    • @kevin.afton_
      @kevin.afton_ 8 лет назад

      +Lis Matweren
      How can you not with such a boring script...

    • @sanderverweij
      @sanderverweij 6 лет назад

      lol

  • @mayatiita1
    @mayatiita1 3 года назад +2

    😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 3 года назад +1

    2:52 WATT I'M PADLING

  • @jamesdelcol3701
    @jamesdelcol3701 Год назад

    I'm out of cocaine people, that's not going to be a problem anymore.🤣

  • @raylang4608
    @raylang4608 2 месяца назад

    Genius writing genius

  • @beverlywilcox4349
    @beverlywilcox4349 3 года назад +55

    The only thing that would have made the parallels to the 2020 election more obvious would have been if Alec Baldwin had played the captain. And yes, we are all in a lifeboat together.

    • @theoverunderthinker
      @theoverunderthinker 3 года назад +2

      It will be interesting to see in 2021if we actually are all in a lifeboat together. I think what we will see is who is prepared and who is hungry.
      Hopefully your choices will work out like you expected.
      I guess we will see. I am prepared, hope you are.
      :)

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +1

      Do you not see the upload date of the video? This is not satire of the 2020 election.

    • @beverlywilcox4349
      @beverlywilcox4349 3 года назад +4

      @@medexamtoolscom That is what I meant by "parallels": parallels between 2013 and 2017. Why adopt such an antagonistic tone, medexamtools? There is enough antagonism in the world already. We should not add to it unnecessarily.

    • @bonniebickett4520
      @bonniebickett4520 3 года назад +3

      Actually Christopher woul have been better as Trump! His hair, the way he talks and the script in this skit! Trump rules.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 года назад +1

      @@bonniebickett4520 That suit jacket is just about the right size for the real one...

  • @phyllisroberts4190
    @phyllisroberts4190 3 года назад +9

    OMG is this a 2020 presidential debate or what??!! Dump the captain on November 3rd!! Haha

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 года назад +1

      More like a metaphor on George W Bush. This was the early 2000s.

  • @ericshippie1563
    @ericshippie1563 3 года назад +3

    I thought Armisen was going to do an accent. ?! he is soooo good at that
    Can't believe how young he sounds

  • @daflotsam
    @daflotsam 3 года назад +1

    What’d you say, Lunch?!?

  • @dad_jokes_4ever226
    @dad_jokes_4ever226 3 года назад +1

    This is basically the 2016 and 2020 elections !

  • @kermitttt
    @kermitttt 6 лет назад +1

    Was thinking it is Life Raft Erection XD

  • @wheres_wolfie
    @wheres_wolfie 9 лет назад +51

    Who's running this sh-thing?

  • @melissamorrow8561
    @melissamorrow8561 2 года назад

    Listen....That was the "Happy Bird" on Vacation....And Uh.....It was a Little TOO Happy......That was YOUR way in the angry bird game......Mr. Walken You Are NEVER Getting Fired....You Went Crazy A LONG time ago

  • @teddyzamba1396
    @teddyzamba1396 2 года назад

    ...'...there is no stopping the bird attacks, now...!!..'
    An excellent point by the candidate for captain...hee hee..

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 9 месяцев назад

    You are better off floating around than being on a pirated carnival cruise.

  • @thevariousartists
    @thevariousartists 7 лет назад +8

    hes had it in for me since the minute i tried to eat him ;-)))))

  • @mars2b
    @mars2b 3 года назад +30

    Trump must've used this as an example of how to debate 😂🤣😂

    • @MrDogfish83
      @MrDogfish83 3 года назад +4

      I was just thinking this reminded me of a certain public figure...

  • @al-bot1094
    @al-bot1094 3 года назад +5

    This is a good Donald Trump impression by Christopher Walken. I think he can see the future too.

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 7 месяцев назад

    This needs more views 😂

  • @SyriusStarMultimedia
    @SyriusStarMultimedia 3 года назад +1

    Is Christopher Walken a comedian because he is so damn funny every time. 🤣🤣

  • @pesky-media
    @pesky-media 6 дней назад

    Walken harkening back to Nov 29, 1981 when he was with Natalie Wood when she mysteriously died on the Splendor…Only he & Robert Wagner really know how she died & they still aren’t talking

  • @DougWolfe
    @DougWolfe 2 года назад +1

    Great premise. Too bad the ending was so weak.

  • @osdahi
    @osdahi 4 года назад +2

    one of the best sketches ever

  • @Rangelife1980
    @Rangelife1980 4 месяца назад

    Not the worst boating event involving Christopher Walker

  • @wendigo53
    @wendigo53 3 месяца назад

    Seth good in a sketch. mirabile dictu!!

  • @adamkelloway3325
    @adamkelloway3325 3 года назад

    Amazing Actor he is

  • @kpatterson14206
    @kpatterson14206 3 года назад +26

    Holy shit they predicted the Trump presidential campaign 5 years before it actually happened

    • @karenbell659
      @karenbell659 3 года назад

      So thrilled to have the great Biden and family. What an improvement! This is the opinion of every Trump deranged anti American. We reap what you idiots have sown.

    • @artifach
      @artifach 3 года назад +1

      even earlier. description says, "Aired 02/22/03"

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 3 года назад

    This character is awesome, im definetly going to use that

  • @scottjohnston3098
    @scottjohnston3098 4 месяца назад

    iceberg alley takes another ship

  • @ericmanske7914
    @ericmanske7914 3 года назад

    Underrated Sketch

  • @benjauron5873
    @benjauron5873 2 месяца назад +1

    I mean, this skit was from 2003. Did Walken or anybody there that night have any idea how much his character was going to resemble Donald Trump?

  • @idge
    @idge 5 месяцев назад

    The reading from Q cards is annoying but apparently it's because the script is written the same day and the actors only read it when they film the scene.

  • @ericv5337
    @ericv5337 3 года назад +3

    Is this not 2020........

  • @OhGrowUpPodcast
    @OhGrowUpPodcast 4 месяца назад

    I’m out of cocaine that won’t be a problem anymore

  • @enochgoodfellow8972
    @enochgoodfellow8972 11 месяцев назад

    Why is the music at the end so loud!?

  • @adamwright9517
    @adamwright9517 3 года назад +1

    Fantastic. Shame there's no ending.

  • @studentism
    @studentism 3 года назад +1

    i ripped this sketch off line for line for a high school talent show. these are my confessions

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 3 года назад

      What about the "cocaine high" part?

  • @boataxe4605
    @boataxe4605 3 года назад +4

    There’s another life boat that Christopher Walken knows about, the one that Natalie Wood didn’t get into.

    • @martinpalmer9810
      @martinpalmer9810 3 года назад

      The moral to the story is that alcohol and water don't mix. Too bad that Natalie Wood didn't know that.

    • @tanishaboolaky5910
      @tanishaboolaky5910 Год назад +2

      She was killed, yes i acknowledge alcohol was involved but that is what i believe

  • @waterbug1135
    @waterbug1135 3 года назад +1

    Had to double check the date on this. Trump?

  • @ropeypossum3313
    @ropeypossum3313 6 месяцев назад +1

    If Walken was not in this it would not have been funny.

  • @michaelyaskovitch7078
    @michaelyaskovitch7078 Год назад +1

    Absolutely well done. Great compelation.
    If you want to make me remarkably happy, do 1992-1998 only; a trip through my elementary school experience

  • @KaiTakApproach
    @KaiTakApproach Год назад +1

    Not very funny when you consider that Walken was on the boat when Natalie Wood drowned under mysterious circumstances.

    • @papercameras
      @papercameras Год назад +1

      I bet you're a hit at dinner parties... lemme guess, your favorite skit is Debbie Downer.

    • @KaiTakApproach
      @KaiTakApproach Год назад

      @@papercameras lol, so if someone drowned your mother and made a comedy skit about it, would you laugh?
      You are the one with an off sense of humor, genius. It's not funny; it's sick....you are just too ignorant to have known.

  • @pakde8002
    @pakde8002 3 года назад +1

    If Trump was a ship captain.

  • @markdavis7397
    @markdavis7397 Месяц назад

    If that raft were USA, the party elite would do their thing, and the rest of us would have two versions of Walken's character to choose between.

  • @MuttonfudgeRacing
    @MuttonfudgeRacing 3 года назад +1

    Shouldn't the captain go down with the ship?

  • @grt124z7
    @grt124z7 5 лет назад

    The captain should always go down with his ship!

  • @Rushour717
    @Rushour717 3 года назад

    This video should have more views

  • @marioiacolucci
    @marioiacolucci 2 года назад

    The guy from euro trip it’s cozy