Quick tip: Drop the subtitles. They're wrong more than they're right. I'm guessing it's automated, but it's assuming everything is English, so it just gets weird with it.
@@droopy_eyes So how exactly do you gut yourself (as the commenter suggested) with a polisher machine? Burns and free hair removal, yes. Gutting yourself? I can't see it happening.
The little *no one was harmed* messages are pointless... clearly some people are hurt. Why not just have one blanket disclaimer at the end stating no fatalities were shown. Ridiculous.
you'd be surprised how dangerous a lone tire can be. hit it just wrong & it'll send you whole car flying a good 5ft - 10ft in the air depending on your speed
My dad always used to show these videos to me and my brother when we were younger (he’s still alive and well). This just appeared on my yt browser 5-ish years later and it’s still some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
9:28 When the basketball explodes, you can see for a frame a cloud of air poof from the ball. Wonder what it looks like in Slowmo... HELLO SLOWMO GUYS!?
At this point ive been conditioned by so many fail videos to think tree fellers choose to land tree trunks on people's houses on purpose Has there ever been a tree cut down that landed where it was supposed to?😆
Not that I'm complaining, but I feel like if you're going to include "drunk person trying to ride a mechanical bull at a bar" as a "fail", you could do a whole video of just that.
2:17 There's only one reason a car like that gets loaded onto a transporter, and let's just say, a smashed front bumper doesn't matter where they're going.
Christ, with all those belly, titty, and ass tramp stamp tattoos, you'd think getting stung wouldn't even register! Obviously, a tattoo needle-freak; loves the pain. But you do you, kiddo!
To be fair, I'm 26 and have arachnophobia, my older sister will coddle spiders but is terrified of termites, and our youngest sister is afraid of moths.
@@liu6740 Fear of Insects or Arachnids is usually instinctual (Though phobias can be induced through trauma), and are generally based on survival. Aversion to heights, fire, enclosed spaces, or deep water are clearly logical. I don't mind six legged insects at all, but spiders trigger something within me. And moths disturb me, despite being totally harmless, especially the big ones, just because of the way that they flap around your ears.. 😨 It's unfair to judge people because of their phobias, because they are unintentional. Some people fear ridiculous things like ducks, balloons, or bubblewrap, but there are also genuine fears like Coulrophobia that concern the legitimate threat that is CLOWNS. 🤡
7:22 When you think everything is good; in this clip it seems ‘he was not harmed’ 8:59 What devastation one trampoline can accomplish; sniff-sad, sniff-cry, sniff-weep, sniff-mourn-2024-09-27-Serial # 909-1 (colloquially-One After 909) Rest In Peace, Artoo-Detoo, your name and contributions to this planet will forever remain in our hearts and imaginations.
0:12,stairs look like the straightaway of a Supercross🏍🏁track.3:20,must be one of fancy new E.V's 🔥 I have heard so much about.😆3:42,you can bet the engine is full of water🌊 too.☹8:20,good thing that was'nt a hydraulic hose,or it would be spraying hot fluid everywhere.
7:09 I bet they served that bread instead of throwing it away. It's a safe bet that if you have ever eaten at or had carryout from a restaurant, you've eaten food that has been on the flooe at least once.
3:06 What? As an owner of Chrysler vehicles in the late '80s and early '90s, I can tell you they said this was a "feature" where you could roast marshmallows and hot dogs over an open fire.
5:27 "My head is stuck!" Well, in your case, it's not a vital organ! lol
Here's Johnny!
It's stuck in more places than one!
04:27 - Yes, better stop that clip before the real disaster happened.
lmaoooo
That guy is a fucking idiot, how can you speak like that to a child
Was thinking the same thing. That fool was about to make things a whole lot worse
It's the "no one was hurt" loophole.
Yep, my thoughts were "Put a wet cloth... no, no! NONONONO!" XD
The grinder guy at 0:58 just shows how dangerous these tools really are
Yeah. No joke. Grinders and lathes are lethal tools. I got scalped by a lathe, and was lucky that my hair grew back...though that side is not curly.
yes that's very true grinders can be dangerous to operate
He's lucky that he was only using a polishing pad that time. With an actual grinding disc he might have hurt himself real bad.
No, it shows how people dont listen to the rule DONT WEAR LOOSE CLOTHING around these tools
@@greenfrog9702 exactly very well put that's one of the biggest rules of power tools don't have jewelry or loose clothing on while using them
Quick tip: Drop the subtitles. They're wrong more than they're right. I'm guessing it's automated, but it's assuming everything is English, so it just gets weird with it.
And it gets a fair amount of the English wrong too...
True just though there’s no subtitles for me
It's a Fail Army staple
My favourite ones are
-*SCREAMS*
-OH
-****
All of these videos feel automated. It doesn’t seem like a human is editing them anymore.
4:29 - The kitchen went up in flames the second he turned that tap on. How are people so dumb when it comes to oil fires?
Because society has become so safe that we allow these people to reach adulthood.
No footage survived....therefore no one was harmed
/FailArmy logic
@@Tjalve70 That was funny, then it wasn't.
He kept fanning the flames first. Also very smart.
@@cainealexander-mccord2805It’s true and it’s not supposed to be funny. In the past, dumb people eliminated themselves.
9:40 The way the guy in the black shirt just covered his face, in a mixture of shame, disappointment and then laughter. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one at 0:55 is absolutely terrifying. Looks like man's got this close 👌 to gutting himself 😱
it was a polisher machine, nothing sharp. Now his tummy is smoooooth 🤣
@@Eva-mp7xg Denying danger of any tool with part rotating at 2000-16000 RPM because nothing is "sharp". Just wow.
@@Eva-mp7xg look for degloving… (NSFL)
@@droopy_eyes So how exactly do you gut yourself (as the commenter suggested) with a polisher machine? Burns and free hair removal, yes. Gutting yourself? I can't see it happening.
And that is why you must Laugh.. Because it is just SO Phucking FUNNY!.. ( sarcasm )
That bubbles guy took himself veeery seriously
He's trying to save bubble land
pretending he was the idiot, then became the idiot
1:10 *Bad ramp attachment, but she’s got GREAT clutch control!*
at least she had a safety strap
0:58 and that's why our shop teachers used to tell us "no loose clothing!!!"
👆👉 this!! 👆🤗
For a second, I was like "WHY IS THIS ON FAIL ARMY!?".....oh.....
Good thing, FailArmy calls all these people to verify nobody was harmed. Makes my heart sing with joy to know everything is just flowery and ok.
That just means when the videos that don't say it, someone DEFINITELY got hurt. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think they actually call the people, they just have to say that because of RUclips guidelines and rules
@@Psychodermia No, in those videos, someone was definitely harmed to deth.
you ultra sensitive kind of people usually got heart attack from a scratch. just kinda woke
@@jenniferrollins2160 It was sarcasm...😂
5:04 that's what you get for picking on a pressed cardboard Hollow door😂😂
You blame the door?
1:41 - How to quickly steal a push lawn mower.
Dude on the bike and steps took a WILD fall. Holy shiiiiiiii he’s lucky he didn’t get really hurt.
We dont care.
@@Chris_de_S I don’t care that yall don’t care bruh
2:56
Kid: I hurt my back really bad on that one.
Parents: Aahh HA Ha ha !!
hell yes, it's our weekly dose of weightlifter bros, trees falling the wrong way, and *no one was harmed*
NEVER put water on a pot fire in the kitchen! You could be seriously burned, as well as burning down the house. Learn about home fire safety, be safe.
You put the pot lid on top starve it of oxygen.
@@silverwolfap Exactly!
Thanks captain obvious
Never heard of a pot fire in a kitchen. Must be a bunch of f ing red necks cooking chicken.
Ok thanx ive used water before didnt know that@@silverwolfap
0:41 so THAT's what the upstair neighbors are doing at 2am.
the guy from 4:28 got a new kitchen after the water stunt!
and a new face....
Made my day 🤣
The little *no one was harmed* messages are pointless... clearly some people are hurt. Why not just have one blanket disclaimer at the end stating no fatalities were shown. Ridiculous.
Because something something algorithm, probably.
it´s the US of A just to be safe from getting sued, and say that text, likely blurring brewerages and butts
They have to do it bc of cry babies like you
@@jbwarner8626 FailArmy hearting this and not the original comment essentially confirms that the disclaimer is a lie
No one was hurt. Except your feelings it’s sounds like
Haha. Kid tips table. Mom looks pissed, sister laughs. Epic.
I smile wide as I watch, gathering data on people’s failure, analyzing their downfalls.
Me too 😂😂😂
I thought the buffer was an angle grinder for a second 🫤
Me too.
Me three!
Me four
Can't wait to see who No. 5 is......
@@jeffknott1975 It is I. Angle grinders can mess you up quick.
4:20 Someone give this person a medal!
10:22 How many times did he keep trying that?!?😂 he’s still trying when they go to the next clip 🤦♂️
0:56' Seeing that buffer escape capture' had me rewind about 5 times, haven't rolled in laughter for a while.🤣
My favorites are always the clips that people laugh at themselves when it's over. 0:21
Pro tip: if something in a pan is on fire DO NOT put tap water on it. You'll burn your whole place down.
Man whenever I had a bad, will always come to this channel 🤞🏻
0:13 so painful
0:07 crazy, look what just a tire can do...imagine full send car
you'd be surprised how dangerous a lone tire can be. hit it just wrong & it'll send you whole car flying a good 5ft - 10ft in the air depending on your speed
3:54 before he fell he was like a child, after he fell he turned back into a real adult
My dad always used to show these videos to me and my brother when we were younger (he’s still alive and well). This just appeared on my yt browser 5-ish years later and it’s still some of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
1:43 what kind of jerk wears noise canceling headphones on a motorcycle? 😂 Talk about no self preservation skills.
0:56 *Tools can be absolutely lethal while maiming!*
0:59 there's a reason those safety mechanisms (i assume you bypassed) are there
Its a polishing machine they have a lock button
9:28 When the basketball explodes, you can see for a frame a cloud of air poof from the ball. Wonder what it looks like in Slowmo... HELLO SLOWMO GUYS!?
Ethan sent that thing to the moon
0:26 me thinking I am gonna get in the Olympics
4:21 me thinking "dya know what I'll cook for a change"
8:56 too 😆
Well, at least strap your helmet before you do.
Otherwise it's only going to give you false confidence that it will do its job.
This video made my day! Your sense of humor is on another level! 😄
9:03 the BBQ fell with such grace. Lol 😜
They should have known better than to let Mr. Rogers on a forklift. LOL
At 4:11- The little kid banging his head against the wall! !!!
Future sociopath
Could be a sign of future behavioural problems
@@ulrichenevoldsen8371 COULD be?!!
@ulrichenevoldsen8371 Absolutely a sign of present behavioural problems!
Future crack addict
That tumble off the chair had me rolling
That Durango must have been electric 😂
10:28 lil kid's realized that life sucks so he's preparing to go back XD
Awesome video funny keep up the good work job 😎😎😎😎😎
At this point ive been conditioned by so many fail videos to think tree fellers choose to land tree trunks on people's houses on purpose
Has there ever been a tree cut down that landed where it was supposed to?😆
Yes. Plenty of skilled arborists on YT. These guys were idiots.
Not that I'm complaining, but I feel like if you're going to include "drunk person trying to ride a mechanical bull at a bar" as a "fail", you could do a whole video of just that.
Your content inspires me to never give up, no matter how hard things get. Keep doing what you do!
Estos videos son una gran manera de relajarse. ¡Gracias por publicarlos
Your energy is contagious! Keep it coming
5:40 When 0/10 ADC hits tanker with 10/0 KDA 🤣
great video!🤣
3:20 "Just gonna leave my car running while i'm not near it because nothing bad could ever happen."
This video is pure comedy gold, thank you for the laugh!
Much of today's offering was a bit of ouch some ooooo and a bit of omg 😂 good job 👍
6:59 نزول السفينة الى البحر 😂❤ء
2:17 There's only one reason a car like that gets loaded onto a transporter, and let's just say, a smashed front bumper doesn't matter where they're going.
Great video!❤❤❤
10:43 by far the funniest one for me. How the kid accidentally pulled this off, was amazing
I can’t help but laugh every time! Awesome job! 🤣💯. So great
I've seen a lot of gymnastics, but I've never seen anything like 10:45.
The forbidden trampoline.
Looked like a human pinball.
"Your content is so easy to understand and entertaining. I really enjoyed it!"
4:28 I wanted to see what happened when he put water in, if it was oil it would have been crazy fire!
the lack of "no one was harmed" feels kinda ominous on some of these lol
11:20 imagine being a grown ass human, being that afraid of a tiny bug...
Christ, with all those belly, titty, and ass tramp stamp tattoos, you'd think getting stung wouldn't even register! Obviously, a tattoo needle-freak; loves the pain. But you do you, kiddo!
Yeah, it's not like some bugs bite or have venomous stings.
A wasp sting almost killed me when I was 8. I am deathly afraid of them now, so I understand how she feels.
To be fair, I'm 26 and have arachnophobia, my older sister will coddle spiders but is terrified of termites, and our youngest sister is afraid of moths.
@@liu6740 Fear of Insects or Arachnids is usually instinctual (Though phobias can be induced through trauma), and are generally based on survival.
Aversion to heights, fire, enclosed spaces, or deep water are clearly logical.
I don't mind six legged insects at all, but spiders trigger something within me.
And moths disturb me, despite being totally harmless, especially the big ones, just because of the way that they flap around your ears.. 😨
It's unfair to judge people because of their phobias, because they are unintentional. Some people fear ridiculous things like ducks, balloons, or bubblewrap, but there are also genuine fears like Coulrophobia that concern the legitimate threat that is CLOWNS. 🤡
The fails in this video are legendary!
6:30 Talk about a slingshot to the T 😂
7:22 When you think everything is good; in this clip it seems ‘he was not harmed’
8:59 What devastation one trampoline can accomplish; sniff-sad, sniff-cry, sniff-weep, sniff-mourn-2024-09-27-Serial # 909-1 (colloquially-One After 909) Rest In Peace, Artoo-Detoo, your name and contributions to this planet will forever remain in our hearts and imaginations.
0:34 - That is the most goated way to take off a cap I’ve ever seen.
1:41 is the best lol
Watching this gave me chills! These road rage incidents could have ended so badly.
the trailer at 1:30 is solid as FUCK
If I would have witnessed 5:52 in real life I may have died of laughter
1:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to look closer to see why the guy was laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:12,stairs look like the straightaway of a Supercross🏍🏁track.3:20,must be one of fancy new E.V's 🔥 I have heard so much about.😆3:42,you can bet the engine is full of water🌊 too.☹8:20,good thing that was'nt a hydraulic hose,or it would be spraying hot fluid everywhere.
7:09 I bet they served that bread instead of throwing it away. It's a safe bet that if you have ever eaten at or had carryout from a restaurant, you've eaten food that has been on the flooe at least once.
🔴So funny.I hope you release more videos. THANK YOU
Girl at 10:44 ricochets off everything and still does a proper dismount. 😅
Good on her!
The amount of wasted food just because people fool with their phones.
amazing fails videos, love this
"No one was harmed" 1:32
Trailer: 👁👄👁
0:06😱😱😱
0:14😂😂😂
0:58😅😅😅
1:46🤣🤣🤣
Americans are very crazy and funny 😅😅, great Videos
6:44 DAYYYUUUUMMMM 😅😅😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:40 That's why you must listen your physics teacher. 😄
0:15 That guy on the DH bike showing his skills on the stairset of doom is the funniest thing I've seen. Screwed that up big times.
every clip is like "absolutely fine" and then boom 😂😂😂
7:00 boat launch of the HMS Twinkie 😂
3:06 What? As an owner of Chrysler vehicles in the late '80s and early '90s, I can tell you they said this was a "feature" where you could roast marshmallows and hot dogs over an open fire.
5:41 ok, that's something out of a Three Stooges episode... hitting yourself in the face with a bat???? 😂😂😂
Have a truly relaxing moment
Thats jeep burning give dude money and heart burnnig at the same time😂😂
your videos are so funny i cant help but laugh. especially at 9:07🤣
0:55 I don’t need no co-workers like that😮
7:23 😂 Final Destination
I was thinking more like, damn, that's some dirty a** water to fall into! 😂😂😂
6:20 was a scene pulled from Peter Griffin. Just laying there 😅😅
The: "No one was harmed" simply means in that clip no one was harmed......and in every other clip they were! You're welcome. 😁
There are many surprising and interesting moments.😆😆😆
5:40 Physics is amazing! Now this is real science. 👍