Any one in which the subtitles are actually correct, unlike 2:22 for example, where a clearly-said “I’ve got your phone” is subtitled as a completely nonsensical ‘Ah put your phone’. Even the very next clip the expression of surprise is incorrectly subtitled ‘Hi’. 4:37 - ‘Oh my’? Nope. 6:59 - Not even English! This unprofessionalism earns a thumbs-down EVERY time and only serves to make the creators seem stupid.👎
The amount of people who film themselves doing mundane shit is off charts. Like why was the girl filming herself pumping gas or the guy filming himself cleaning a jug?
Dude, you pegged it.. It's amazing how often I get ridiculed for honestly assessing my lack of skills at some endeavor > find out the "ridiculers" suck WAY WORSE at the endeavor than I do..
Me too. Those poor crabs. They were fighting for their lives. I don't know how anyone can boil an animal alive. Contrary to what people think, science has proven that they feel pain, along with lobsters.
@@tejinder_singh87 :D I know..... we were at Red Lobster one time waiting for a table and a cook came out of the kitchen and plucked one of the lobsters out of the aquarium they have in their waiting area to go make somebody's dinner. I looked up as it was going past us and waved and said "buh bye" and everybody cracked up. Even me....but it was kinda sad. lol
Tripping over the gas hose is one of my worst fears. I was completely distracted by the fact she was filming herself. Is it for proof? A cherished memory? To show future generations? Baffling.
A few of these people are extremely fortunate they weren't seriously injured, like the guy who had the ATV land on him or the one bench-pressing without a spotter
Unfortunately, that's become a rather common theme in fail army videos. Supposedly "so dedicated to fails" that they don't care if a video is actually funny or not. They've show so many situations that could have very easily killed or disabled someone. Hell I'm sure at least some of them had long term health consequences at best.
I'm willing to bet they were told, or if written on the box to chill the crabs before cooking. Too many videos of idiots buying crabs but are also terrified of crabs.
Not all ice makers have a little shutoff bar or sensor to indicate full. They will just keep making ice and more ice as long as the water supplies them. We have two ice makers on our fridge/freezer combo. The one in the fridge has a shutoff. The one in the freezer does not.
Plus, it's not a fail. A fail is when one tries to do something and does not succeed. This was a prank (A mean one at that) in which the prankster accomplished his objective.
I was thinking the same thing. Even with a small amount of water like that, there is something called 'dry drowning' and someone can in fact choke to death on water.
That was a total idiot on the plane. I have a defect in my throat that makes me have to be very careful about swallowing liquids. That would’ve killed me.
I just want to say thank you for all these compilations. I'm going through a really tough time and sometimes it's the dumbest things that keep me going.
To be fair. If someone was trying to throw me into a pot of boiling oil to cook me alive, I would also try as hard as possible not to get out of the box.
@@dabroncobabe Water? Are you sure? That changes everything. 😂😂 I could have sworn it was in oil (I'm allergic so I stay far away from even the preparation). I learned something, thanks.
Last video: I live in Maryland. Everybody knows someone who had crabs escape in the car. In summer. Sandals, flip-flops flops, bars feet. And the crabs have taken the offensive. "Officer, I HAD TO do 90! The crabs were loose!" Oh, we've all SEEN the crab-on-the-lip.
It's good there are those, who put aside their phones, go there and live life. Right? Look how fulfilled those people look. I definitely can capture a glimpse of happiness behind those pain shrieks.
FAR too many people find it necessary to record themselves doing the most pointless things. if youre one of those people, ask yourself this 'have i recorded myself doing anything this year?' if the answer is yes, youve already done it too much
I agree. I've never filmed myself for any reason--I don't consider anything I do to be noteworthy--and have taken only three selfies since getting a cell phone in 2018, and those were requested. In reality, nobody does anything that everyone else wants to see--and I really can't stand it when someone does something unsmarintelligent, then looks immediately and directly at the camera to make sure it got filmed.
Don't insult the great Pavarotti! He had far more common sense than to get on such a device--and his insurance carrier would never have let him risk his health in any way...he was far too valuable!
@@notyouraverageyoutuber3172 Well... Usually there is a big fucking storm... I'll tell you more: you can usually see the storm coming from the forecast or by looking at the sky. Also... Once the storm starts, before it becomes huge you can move the car away from the huge tree.
"Good morning boss. I am just calling to let you know that I cannot make it in to work today. I got injured at home, I fell from "walking"." The amount of people unable to walk is concerning
Imagine all the stuff that happens when NOBODY'S filming. We don't have to imagine it, most of us just live through whatever happens without forcing it down other people's throats.
6:01 Seriously, what is this phenomenon that makes bollard posts irresistible to drunk people who have the uncontrollable urge to jump over them?! I swear to god, every FailArmy video always has a bunch of these clips!
Why does car accidents say "no one was harmed" while in all other clips people are clearly injured. Is there an American law that makes such a disclaimer mandatory?
Most certainly, there are people who are badly injured, but in order to get their money for this stuff, the video posters have to follow certain guidelines and policies, or they're videos/content will be taken down by the YT "police."
This is the first time I’ve seen someone in a FA video deal calmly and appropriately with a stove fire. The guy with the outboard fire could take lessons from her and unplug his fuel line.
"Uncensored" and "fun" do not belong in the same paragraph, let alone in the same sentence. They shouldn't even be in the same mind at the same time! Find something online that caters to those who have no class and no discernment. They abound, most unfortunately, but not on YT, thankfully.
In every video that doesn't say "No on was harmed" I assume all involved died gruesomely. Grandpa fell off the ski float and was eaten by lake sharks. The guy doing wheelies on the lawn mower was run over by a semi. The hammock exploded killing the entire family.
Right! I've said for decades "Ignorance is anything BUT "bliss"!" Not knowing things can be dangerous and have terrible consequences, so I'd far rather know than not.
Favorite clip?
1:28 XD
Favorite clip: Full removal of eye lashes.
Pay for your vanity with your ignorance😅
Last one definitely...also, didn't spot any recycled clips this time, so kudos for that ^^
Any one in which the subtitles are actually correct, unlike 2:22 for example, where a clearly-said “I’ve got your phone” is subtitled as a completely nonsensical ‘Ah put your phone’. Even the very next clip the expression of surprise is incorrectly subtitled ‘Hi’. 4:37 - ‘Oh my’? Nope. 6:59 - Not even English!
This unprofessionalism earns a thumbs-down EVERY time and only serves to make the creators seem stupid.👎
THEY'RE WAKING UP THEY'RE WAKING UP....
"Don't trip on the kayak."
"You can't tell me what to do!"
Very True tho
*The real question is: How many times will it take for them to learn? 😂*
BIG SIBLING ENERGY
She showed him! 😅
The amount of people who film themselves doing mundane shit is off charts. Like why was the girl filming herself pumping gas or the guy filming himself cleaning a jug?
Yeah, I was wondering the same
Pure narcissism
Mindfcuknblowing stuff, really.
Main character syndrome
Same thought dude
Too many people with *_way_* too much confidence in their abilities. For some, this includes the ability to walk from the house to the car.
Just a bit of alcohol always adds to the hilarity however!
Dude, you pegged it.. It's amazing how often I get ridiculed for honestly assessing my lack of skills at some endeavor > find out the "ridiculers" suck WAY WORSE at the endeavor than I do..
@@jonathanljohnson Drunk people are never funny.
*The real question is: How many times will it take for them to learn? 😂*
Augghh!!!
You good?
No! 😂
Points for honesty, there.
Selling live animals to idiots and expecting them to be killed humanely is insane.
who doesn't like live crab tho
@@gamingbandit2138 Me
So True
Boohoo for you dude, not like you every handled a live blue crab and attempt to cook it without it pinching your fingers.
"Killed humanely" lmao
It's animal abuse but I guess it's funny when it's a crab and not a dog.
I could have done without that last clip.
Me too. Those poor crabs. They were fighting for their lives. I don't know how anyone can boil an animal alive. Contrary to what people think, science has proven that they feel pain, along with lobsters.
Disgusting scene.
Same. I think that practice is so barbaric.
You people sound like idiots.
Me too.
Ugh...that last video. I hate how lobsters,crabs and such are cooked ... alive ... just awful.
But tasty
It's just the right way to cook lol.
My thoughts exactly. >.
@@tejinder_singh87 :D I know..... we were at Red Lobster one time waiting for a table and a cook came out of the kitchen and plucked one of the lobsters out of the aquarium they have in their waiting area to go make somebody's dinner. I looked up as it was going past us and waved and said "buh bye" and everybody cracked up. Even me....but it was kinda sad. lol
Tasty
"My hands protected me" Yeah, after your head protected your hands.. Bless her sweet heart!❤
Kids can't be hurt. They're made of rubber.
*NO ONE WAS HARMED* 😂
Every time we don't see that somebody was harmed.
...apart from one small crab!
Yeah🤣🤣I always thought that was a great punch line!🤣
You have to wonder why some of these people are recording themselves.
Tripping over the gas hose is one of my worst fears. I was completely distracted by the fact she was filming herself. Is it for proof? A cherished memory? To show future generations?
Baffling.
@@TheGooglyminotaurFrom the angle, it looked like it might've been her vehicle's exterior backup cam.
Narcissists
Some are working a low paying job and trying to make ends meet, if they can milk some extra cash off the internet why not
It's clearly because they are faking the clip. There's no other explanation why they would be filming.
Last one.
If you can't figure out how to wear pants, you won't be able to figure out how to get a crab out of a box.
he should be wearing a skirt
come on.... Im sure he has had lots of experience with crabs.
Nothing says hood-rat like a person that has their pants pulled down. Future engineer
All those people were wearing pants.
@nigelmtb - how many were trying to get a crab out of a box while his pants were falling off? I only saw one.
A few of these people are extremely fortunate they weren't seriously injured, like the guy who had the ATV land on him or the one bench-pressing without a spotter
Yeah...atv dude lucky he didnt have a broken leg or maybe he did.
@@hoofarted8709 his leg did looks twisted when I zoomed in
Not too uncommon to have fatalities with ATV wrecks. Folks don’t treat them with the respect needed for a very heavy unstable motorised vehicle.
Unfortunately, that's become a rather common theme in fail army videos. Supposedly "so dedicated to fails" that they don't care if a video is actually funny or not. They've show so many situations that could have very easily killed or disabled someone. Hell I'm sure at least some of them had long term health consequences at best.
@@couch2558 Darwin award seekers do fall in the "fail" category
That lady who set her kitchen on fire was so calm lol
Maybe it's a regular occurrence for her.
@@jacklow9611 🤣👍
Bench pressing that much weight without a spotter is insane
Bench pressing that amount of weight ever is insane.
315 isn't much for some guys, but at the very least he should have had safety bars seeing as how he doesn't know how to unload when he's stuck.
That last one. That poor crab.
Last video, crabs were trying to escape the sad sight of that man's exposed dirty underwear 🤢
I'm willing to bet they were told, or if written on the box to chill the crabs before cooking. Too many videos of idiots buying crabs but are also terrified of crabs.
why u looking down there anyway
Yeah, that was disgusting.
@@littlehills Because his azz was hanging out.
@@CarolStJohn-ev9ry he wasn't the 1 filming how would u like it if we filmed you getting dressed and then critiqued your body
oh... ice makers don't just stop making ice when they're full? i feel in my heart that they stop making ice when they're full.
Not all ice makers have a little shutoff bar or sensor to indicate full. They will just keep making ice and more ice as long as the water supplies them. We have two ice makers on our fridge/freezer combo. The one in the fridge has a shutoff. The one in the freezer does not.
They usually have some kind of sensor that will stop production when the bin is full.
Most do, especially newer fridges, but some people opt to disable it even when it has one
A lot do, but even the ones that do usually can have it turned off, and someone may not realize they've turned it off by accident
That last clip is just downright inhumane and so are the people in it.
Who screams bloody murder over a tent??? Good lord people are just…yea nowadays!!!
And the constant swearing, too. Zero IQ points.
Maybe they were all a bit two tents.
it's was pretty teenage girls. it's genetic.
@@zerofox8756 Perfect!
That one about pouring water down the girl's throat while she's sleeping....that's deadly stupid. You don't do that.
Plus, it's not a fail. A fail is when one tries to do something and does not succeed. This was a prank (A mean one at that) in which the prankster accomplished his objective.
I was thinking the same thing. Even with a small amount of water like that, there is something called 'dry drowning' and someone can in fact choke to death on water.
Thank you! Pure evil. Don’t show that, there are enough idiots out there who will copy it.
@@andrewvelonis5940 it was a total idiot who did that, it could have gone done the wrong pipe and just imagine on a plane needing to cough,,
That was a total idiot on the plane. I have a defect in my throat that makes me have to be very careful about swallowing liquids. That would’ve killed me.
poor crabs
At 9:42 - don't trip on the kayak!
He knows her like the palm of his hand😂
He must just avoid setting her up, though😂
Why do people film themselves doing normal everyday thing like getting gas?
This is the world those people live in. Constant record. Sad
Because they're sad, talentless, attention-seeking nobodies with a TikTok account.
@@kromus1but they get upset if they get caught by someone else's camera
@@kromus1They’re vlogger and some of them was the security camera. Please stop being nosy and live your life
@@Nene-n1s You make no sense.
No more animal cruelty and no more no one was hurt
Every time I watch these, I wonder... how do they even survive the day? 🤣
This whole video seems to be a perfect advert for the benefits of not being obese
That's like half of all fail videos ever lol
@@GOAT_GOATERSON exactly
Hitting yourself in the nuts rolling up a cord or hose- welcome to being a carpenter hahah
I just want to say thank you for all these compilations. I'm going through a really tough time and sometimes it's the dumbest things that keep me going.
To be fair. If someone was trying to throw me into a pot of boiling oil to cook me alive, I would also try as hard as possible not to get out of the box.
Who boils crabs in oil?? It’s water!!
@@dabroncobabe Water? Are you sure? That changes everything. 😂😂
I could have sworn it was in oil (I'm allergic so I stay far away from even the preparation). I learned something, thanks.
Anybody else not surprised the guy who can't pull his pants up was having trouble with the seafood?
Last video: I live in Maryland. Everybody knows someone who had crabs escape in the car.
In summer. Sandals, flip-flops flops, bars feet. And the crabs have taken the offensive.
"Officer, I HAD TO do 90! The crabs were loose!"
Oh, we've all SEEN the crab-on-the-lip.
TRUTH.
"Don't trip on the kayak"
literally jumps on it lol
I mean, she didn't actually trip on the kayak. She tripped before she even got to it. 🤣
It's good there are those, who put aside their phones, go there and live life. Right? Look how fulfilled those people look. I definitely can capture a glimpse of happiness behind those pain shrieks.
Ignorance may be bliss, but when you eff around, you *DO* find out, and that's Reveille for the FailArmy.
that ring gave me a heart attack, how can u drop a ring on a beach
easily.... I did and then was sieving through the sand forever....
who cares it's just a rock
FAR too many people find it necessary to record themselves doing the most pointless things. if youre one of those people, ask yourself this 'have i recorded myself doing anything this year?' if the answer is yes, youve already done it too much
It’s the instagram and tik tok simps. They need to feel important.
I agree. I've never filmed myself for any reason--I don't consider anything I do to be noteworthy--and have taken only three selfies since getting a cell phone in 2018, and those were requested.
In reality, nobody does anything that everyone else wants to see--and I really can't stand it when someone does something unsmarintelligent, then looks immediately and directly at the camera to make sure it got filmed.
Almost like a lot of "fails" are scripted 🙄... Which would technically mean they are wins as you achieved what was intended.
Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine
You must live in a lavender field!
This made me laugh and smile! Thank you
No puedo tener suficiente de estos clips. ¡Gracias por las risas!
so funny, especially the 6:22 moment. let's go harvest corn😅😅😅😅
I like Karen's face when a human made a mistake and spilled the drinks, we'll get you another one
missed the hoop like it wasn’t even there
You know it's a bad idea when the car starts spinning like that! 😂
It was nice to see Pavarotti on a skateboard!
Don't insult the great Pavarotti! He had far more common sense than to get on such a device--and his insurance carrier would never have let him risk his health in any way...he was far too valuable!
How does a tree collapsing make someone an idiot...
If he was smart, he should’ve had the foresight to move the car.
@@hardcorecode do you move your vehicle away from every tree near it when it rains every single time? How stupid are you
@@hardcorecodehow the fuck do you foresee a tree falling on your car
@@notyouraverageyoutuber3172
Well... Usually there is a big fucking storm...
I'll tell you more: you can usually see the storm coming from the forecast or by looking at the sky.
Also... Once the storm starts, before it becomes huge you can move the car away from the huge tree.
@@andreacacchioli It didn’t look like the storm was too bad in the video, But then again it’s on video, and it doesn’t always look the same.
0:50- Who records themselves pumping gas?
Apparently someone who believes herself to be "the" most attractive gas pumper there is (spoiler alert: She is not).
its a car side camera ffs
A stoopid npc tik takker
Really, I'm constantly impressed that "Fail Army" is essentally "Ow! My Balls!"
"Good morning boss. I am just calling to let you know that I cannot make it in to work today. I got injured at home, I fell from "walking"."
The amount of people unable to walk is concerning
Thank you to all who shared footage 😂
Not long-ago people were scared of dragons and Kraken waking up, we are currently troubled with crabs and such.
STOP OLIVIA!
😂😂😂
Imagine all the stuff that happens when nobodies's filming.
Imagine all the stuff that happens when NOBODY'S filming.
We don't have to imagine it, most of us just live through whatever happens without forcing it down other people's throats.
2:22 that's what you are here for
01:58 So what makes someone an idiot if a vicious storm knocks a tree down?
🔴These are hands down the best funny videos I've ever come across.
Hearing people fails, slip and fall is my new favorite playlist! 🤣
I love how Shanny calls everyone a piece of shit. . .as a piece of shit herself, she should know.
Just wow! You always manage to surprise me with your creativity.
If I keep getting so many ads in this site, I'm afraid I'll have to say goodbye to FailArmy 😢.
6:01 Seriously, what is this phenomenon that makes bollard posts irresistible to drunk people who have the uncontrollable urge to jump over them?! I swear to god, every FailArmy video always has a bunch of these clips!
Laughed all the way through. Thanks for this funny video.
Why does car accidents say "no one was harmed" while in all other clips people are clearly injured. Is there an American law that makes such a disclaimer mandatory?
Only shitty RUclips policies
youtube is run by soft pansies. Everything offends the youtube moderators. They need to sack up.
Most certainly, there are people who are badly injured, but in order to get their money for this stuff, the video posters have to follow certain guidelines and policies, or they're videos/content will be taken down by the YT "police."
As a human who has interacted with USPS, this is not surprising.....
1:45 love the way she came in through the window
don't you think?
I love how you put english subtitles when they arent even speaking english
Yes they ARE
That guy had one shot for that ring… Eminem would be proud
This is the first time I’ve seen someone in a FA video deal calmly and appropriately with a stove fire. The guy with the outboard fire could take lessons from her and unplug his fuel line.
That poor girl accidentally ripping out her eyelashes!!!
Thats what you get for beeing stupid and doing unnessasery things....
Is there website with uncensored fun videos?
"Uncensored" and "fun" do not belong in the same paragraph, let alone in the same sentence. They shouldn't even be in the same mind at the same time!
Find something online that caters to those who have no class and no discernment. They abound, most unfortunately, but not on YT, thankfully.
Another fantastic video! You really know how to keep things interesting. 👍
2:59 "Beso por favor" = A kiss please
He destroyed her hahaha
Africans with blue crabs. Always a show🤦🏼♂️
The cover💀💀
1:29 That fall was much worse than I imagined it would be.
the guy almost died
In every video that doesn't say "No on was harmed" I assume all involved died gruesomely. Grandpa fell off the ski float and was eaten by lake sharks. The guy doing wheelies on the lawn mower was run over by a semi. The hammock exploded killing the entire family.
1:56 you good? noooo
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Hi, nice video
*Construction extension cord to the nuts is a chronic problem in America!* lol
@@UberFoX lol!
One crab was harmed during the making of this video!
"You good?" "No."
And the little baby trying to help the man grim falling in the creek.
All these people crying about the crabs would squash a spider in two seconds if it was in there bed
You know, every time I see or hear ‘Ignorance is Bliss’, I just have to say and/or think to myself… Are you sure about that?
what does it mean actually
@@awesomezinyew if you dont know what to be upset about then you're probably pretty happy.
Right!
I've said for decades "Ignorance is anything BUT "bliss"!" Not knowing things can be dangerous and have terrible consequences, so I'd far rather know than not.
The quad runner crash - they aren't meant to race with.
Last clip. I laughed so hard at the crab cooking guys. Lmao
Amateurs! 😂😂😂
Can’t believe that dude at the end was scared of a little fly
Bravo! This is why I love this channel! Funniest moments ever!
Amazing the number of folks with ankles that just give up the ghost and shout an emphatic NOPE
The crabs are the smartest beings in that video
this game is good ❤ 3:52
I can always count on your videos to be amazing. This one was no different!
There are two things that could be infinite: The Universe & Human Stupidity, though from these videos I'm not sure about the Universe!
*The real question is: How many times will it take for them to learn? 😂*
4:50 Guy needs to be Cardio - that could be fatal next time.
Why do you feel the urge to write 100% idiots? Clearly they are not. Everyone make mistskes, it doesn't make them idiots...
01:58 I still want to know how a vicious storm uprooting a tree makes someone an idiot.
Great Videos 😅😅
that guy with the ring got lucky
The last one with the guy saying, "They're waking up, they're waking up!" Then proceeds to close the box!
If a woman or girl is in a video, 9 out of 10 times she’s gonna scream. 🙄