Jimmy Carr's SAVAGE Joke For Nish Kumar | Insults Pt. 7 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  6 лет назад +115

    What was YOUR favourite insult?!
    Watch the FULL series on All 4: goo.gl/dX8j9P

    • @derekpink
      @derekpink 6 лет назад +2

      The “poverty and crime” joke.

    • @CatsAreRubbish
      @CatsAreRubbish 6 лет назад +3

      I would rather staple my ball bag to my ring-piece than watch anything on All 4.

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 6 лет назад +1

      43 seconds of Nish Jokes

    • @mauriceh7558
      @mauriceh7558 6 лет назад +6

      my fave insult was when channel 4 thought a countdown with all women would be funny

    • @uniquerebeljaney3639
      @uniquerebeljaney3639 6 лет назад

      Sean Lock's blood-nog level is dangerously high lol

  • @matf6661
    @matf6661 5 лет назад +1164

    I wonder how many hours of my life i have spent watching these compilations

  • @zahawolfe
    @zahawolfe 3 года назад +209

    Rachel: “I thought it was going to be a dancing joke, that’s fine”
    Jimmy: “she’s also shit at dancing”
    😂 absolutely killed me

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 года назад +619

    "Get a job in a jelly factory mate." Is pure unadulterated genius.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 года назад +3

      @Teamgeist yes it is
      Init

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it haha, did it mean something or was it just the randomness of it that was funny?

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 года назад +22

      @@boahnation9932 yeah the ludicrous nonsensical nature of the comeback was funny coz it was bizarrely random ridiculousness of it.
      Having said that, where better to work if you want to square and cube things❓

    • @Percy0412
      @Percy0412 3 года назад +13

      The REAL context is that this comment came off the back of a guest using square and cube powers in the numbers game to reach the target, which is against the rules. Jelly is typically portioned in square or cube based shapes, hence the jelly factory.

    • @jeremiahdicho8422
      @jeremiahdicho8422 2 года назад +2

      @@Percy0412 the Cubing Square was none other than Richard Ayoade.

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 5 лет назад +333

    I like how he pokes fun at them, but still manages to plug all of their achievements.

  • @andrewadams2867
    @andrewadams2867 4 года назад +182

    “If you didn’t see Rachel dance on Strictly just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on planet made of jelly”. That’s gold 😂

  • @swapnilbatle
    @swapnilbatle 6 лет назад +1063

    The fact that he can make different jokes on similar characteristics of the guests every time is commendable. Jimmy is a great writer.

    • @PolemicContrarian
      @PolemicContrarian 6 лет назад +166

      You think he doesn't have a team of writers? LOL!

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 6 лет назад +122

      He heads up his own material, one of the reasons he's hired so much. Its all his own style. If he has writers he uses the same across programmes

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 6 лет назад +142

      He definitely has writers. Sometimes you can tell the joke has taken him by surprise (on one particular episode, I think the joke was about jon, and he couldn't help himself from laughing afterwards and admitted the joke took him by surprise).

    • @swapnilbatle
      @swapnilbatle 6 лет назад +21

      I have also watched his stand-up, so yeah, he is a great writer. I mean Frankie Boyle used to work for this guy.

    • @BNL07604
      @BNL07604 6 лет назад +3

      @Mr C That must've been magic.

  • @bmw320i2
    @bmw320i2 6 лет назад +1641

    At least I don’t look like a vampire who’s temping.

    • @lilaclayton2656
      @lilaclayton2656 6 лет назад +3

      bmw320i2 what does temping mean ? LOL

    • @yarkmates3409
      @yarkmates3409 6 лет назад +48

      I think in this context ‘temping’ would be standing in as a part time presenter.

    • @bmw320i2
      @bmw320i2 6 лет назад +57

      Lila Clayton the act of working temporarily for a business, company, etc, esp as an office worker

    • @killerkeller1332
      @killerkeller1332 6 лет назад +4

      This to me would be a compliment

    • @GrantfromEarth
      @GrantfromEarth 6 лет назад

      Someone who is filling in

  • @marcuscross8051
    @marcuscross8051 6 лет назад +605

    5:01 "improv marathon" sounds like she spontaneously decided to run 26 miles.

    • @wernt0
      @wernt0 6 лет назад +10

      Soo... Forest Gump?

    • @Relyx
      @Relyx 6 лет назад +6

      that's literally what i understood it as.... fml

    • @robbo1979
      @robbo1979 6 лет назад

      Marcus Cross Töy

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 6 лет назад +5

      "Do you want to run this marathon with me?"
      _Yes, and_ I'll go for a swim afterwards

  • @joosewv
    @joosewv 4 года назад +102

    It's funny how the real insult from Jimmy is when he's not comfortable enough with a guest to actually insult them

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 3 года назад +24

    The Danny Dyer jokes are just the best. And Danny always seems to love it.

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 4 года назад +24

    8:35 ... Susie was genuinely touched that the guy beside her seemed pissed that she was being spoken about so obscenely.

    • @TheComixkid2099
      @TheComixkid2099 Год назад +2

      Don't you know who that is? That's Sean Bean

  • @brownbobdowney
    @brownbobdowney 6 лет назад +413

    Suzie's "if only you knew" lip bite at 7:15 got me like...

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 лет назад +80

    Suzie has never had to chase it and you know it.

  • @foreverofthestars4718
    @foreverofthestars4718 5 лет назад +56

    I love claudia, she always seems so happy

    • @waynenorth5322
      @waynenorth5322 5 лет назад +8

      My ex once had a dream I was shaggin Claudia - gutted I didnt have that dream, life's shit

    • @Sam-qh1sh
      @Sam-qh1sh 4 года назад +3

      ForeverOfTheStars that’s the antidepressants for you

    • @_thenidefyyoustars
      @_thenidefyyoustars 3 года назад +2

      Because she's off her face on drugs.

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 6 лет назад +25

    "....his daughters first word was Grandad" that really made me laugh :)

  • @zzlai6235
    @zzlai6235 6 лет назад +33

    5:17 That espresso martini was so strong that even Jimmy's voice changed

    • @1chelseafanatic1
      @1chelseafanatic1 6 лет назад

      Ok 👍🏻 ZZ Lai

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад

      I wish i could bottle the feeling of Jimmy tasting that thing for the first time

    • @PixelBaller
      @PixelBaller Год назад

      Pity he called it 'expresso'

  • @darraghtate440
    @darraghtate440 6 лет назад +39

    That punchline at 8:45 came out of absolutely nowhere. Majestic.

    • @laurennn9666
      @laurennn9666 5 лет назад +2

      I haven’t even watched it yet but I know exactly which punchline this is about

    • @HoriaNeagu
      @HoriaNeagu Год назад

      @@laurennn9666 It can only be the "glory holes" one or the "chasing cock" bit.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 лет назад +662

    Channel 4 are not above spelling savage in all caps to to ensure its more clickbaity

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 6 лет назад +28

      That's the nature of the medium. It's like dressing up as a ghost to frighten folks and not going "oooooh oooooh ooooooh"

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 6 лет назад +8

      Channel 4 are not above much I think - vermin so low they could parachute from snakes arseholes.

    • @martinquince1688
      @martinquince1688 5 лет назад +9

      Very true...…. and yet you still clicked.

    • @paulsymonds499
      @paulsymonds499 5 лет назад

      INTERESTING POINT

    • @MMKLYH
      @MMKLYH 5 лет назад +6

      The fact that you are triggered by a RUclips channel writing a word in all capitals really worries me

  • @geekaydee6303
    @geekaydee6303 5 лет назад +121

    wait, did Jimmy Carr just call it an eXpresso?

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 года назад +5

      He gets many commonly mispronounced words wrong.

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 4 года назад +33

    I swear David is the only one who claps back at Jimmy after being insulted

  • @ferguscullen8451
    @ferguscullen8451 6 лет назад +145

    Good stuff as always. Rachel and Susie comeback compilation next?

    • @Simonio8
      @Simonio8 5 лет назад +13

      I think you need to watch that one on Pornhub.

    • @boblee896
      @boblee896 3 года назад +1

      @@Simonio8 send me the link

    • @martinolsen007
      @martinolsen007 2 года назад

      @@Simonio8 sign me in

  • @paulhardacre7818
    @paulhardacre7818 5 лет назад +5

    Rachel's "No" at 1.42...priceless!!

  • @louis_mitchell007
    @louis_mitchell007 6 лет назад +290

    can we get one about Rhod Gilbert plz!

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 6 лет назад +20

    Ha, I do love the fact that this show has a 7 part series devoted purely to insults... and plenty more to come, I'm sure :P

  • @W_O_L_F_666
    @W_O_L_F_666 5 лет назад +8

    “I’ve got a espresso martini that could wake the dead” 5:21

  • @beckiewelch357
    @beckiewelch357 6 лет назад +15

    Love Sean's reactions 😂

  • @stevieh9860
    @stevieh9860 5 лет назад +3

    Danny Dyer was on “Who do you think you are?” His was a special edition called “ Who the fuck are YOU looking at?”

  • @EliThePuzzler
    @EliThePuzzler 4 года назад +8

    "I've got an Espresso Martini that could wake the dead!"

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 3 года назад +6

    Suzie is such a good sport, her insults seem much harsher on average

  • @austinreid5032
    @austinreid5032 3 года назад +2

    The best bit of that was the Danny Dyer reference on Who do you think you are. Hes actually a descendant of Royalty lol 😆

  • @MARTINA-gc3tq
    @MARTINA-gc3tq 4 года назад +37

    Nish tell that Brexit joke that went down so well at the Lord's Taveners' Christmas lunch.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 4 года назад

      I don't get it.

    • @CH-bp6mc
      @CH-bp6mc 4 года назад +3

      @@kedabro1957 Someone got mad at him for a Brexit joke and someone threw bread at him. I saw him live at my uni he was funny.

  • @BergenDev
    @BergenDev 6 лет назад +8

    5:21 He called it expresso? savage! Espresso!

  • @DylsFootyRamble
    @DylsFootyRamble 2 года назад +2

    The Jonny Vegas storage hunters one was brilliant 😂

  • @sammorris4722
    @sammorris4722 5 лет назад +9

    9:13 joke's on Jimmy, Danny was revealed to descend from royalty 😄😄

    • @calleolsen9359
      @calleolsen9359 5 лет назад +6

      Sam Morris
      Yeah a royal pain in the arse

  • @kardRatzinger
    @kardRatzinger 6 лет назад +7

    5:20 Jimmy actually said "expresso"

  • @erikjansen1990
    @erikjansen1990 6 лет назад +7

    I still love these! Make one out of the best distractions during the game 👌🏻

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill 3 года назад +4

    The "finished Tinder" line was genius.

  • @VLNST_
    @VLNST_ 6 лет назад +146

    Rachel at 1:42 lolll

    • @unicorn7337
      @unicorn7337 6 лет назад +8

      She totally knew it was coming! 😂

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 лет назад +23

      @Chris Landry She wouldn't feel it, though.

  • @kanervatie
    @kanervatie 4 года назад +3

    8:25 Christ Allmighty that is perfection.

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 4 года назад +3

    7:29 Actually managed this one
    5+6=11. 75x11=825. 825+50=875 875+3=878.

  • @laurenellis2309
    @laurenellis2309 6 лет назад +55

    7:20
    (5x2)+6)=16
    16x50= 800
    75+3=78
    800+78=878

    • @abrarhaider4445
      @abrarhaider4445 6 лет назад +16

      5+6= 11
      11*75 = 825
      825+50+3= 878

    • @ItsBenBrown
      @ItsBenBrown 6 лет назад +2

      Lauren Ellis 5+6=11
      11 x 75 = 825
      825+50 = 875
      875+3 = 878

    • @swapnilbatle
      @swapnilbatle 6 лет назад +11

      50+75 = 125
      125*(5+2) = 875
      +3 = 878

    • @TwistedSoul2002
      @TwistedSoul2002 6 лет назад +2

      75 x 6 = 450
      450 / 2 = 225
      225 - 50 = 175
      175 x 5 = 875
      875 + 3 = 878

    • @monstrousgaara
      @monstrousgaara 6 лет назад +1

      or 5+6= 11
      11*75 =825
      825+50+3=878

  • @utilitarian
    @utilitarian 5 лет назад +8

    Jon’s last comeback about a job in a key factory was brilliant

    • @dennfoo
      @dennfoo 3 года назад

      Jelly factory

    • @utilitarian
      @utilitarian 3 года назад +1

      @@dennfoo fat fingers lol

  • @paulsnow5664
    @paulsnow5664 5 лет назад +4

    I might have to start watching this I can't stop watching these videos haha watching it while walking I look a right idiot haha

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 года назад +1

    That wardrobe joke is a headshot fired from 5000m with pinpoint accuracy.
    I'm glad Rachel wears what she's clearly comfortable in though.

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 3 года назад +5

    "Just imagine a giraffe with BSE trying to ice-skate on rollerblades during an earthquake on a planet made of jelly"

  • @emmacassidy8482
    @emmacassidy8482 6 лет назад +85

    I can well imagine Susie Dent being a swinger.

    • @kneazle3603
      @kneazle3603 5 лет назад +3

      Emma Cassidy swingers tend to be a bit thick, I doubt it

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 5 лет назад +1

      It's always the quiet, sweet seeming ones.

  • @SceneArtisan
    @SceneArtisan 6 лет назад +27

    5:59,.. o_0 Excuse me,.. back in 10mins.

    • @Cyba_IT
      @Cyba_IT 6 лет назад +3

      Those legs are just..... I can't even.....

  • @II-df6dw
    @II-df6dw 5 лет назад +7

    The first joke was too true 😂

  • @tanzeemahmed7196
    @tanzeemahmed7196 6 лет назад +11

    A compilation of Jon being smug would be good.

  • @rolandp.6133
    @rolandp.6133 6 лет назад +75

    completed tinder !

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад +4

      Now I wished I'd been on tinder, the one and only time to be on tinder.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 лет назад

      Fip, Only thirsty for your tight brown star.

  • @thebuffmister90
    @thebuffmister90 3 года назад +3

    I've been down this RUclips rabbit hole all day. I regret nothing.

  • @dannyashton6234
    @dannyashton6234 4 года назад +3

    That anaesthetic joke was brilliant

  • @davidappelgate320
    @davidappelgate320 2 года назад +1

    For the rest of us who always pause these videos to take a crack at the numbers and letters even though we're here for the jokes...
    5:17 ORMAGNIDE -> DREAMING (8 letters)
    7:29 (2+5) x (75+50) + 3 = 878

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y 6 лет назад +29

    We need new episodes 😖

    • @JohnD640
      @JohnD640 6 лет назад +1

      New series started a few weeks back.

  • @Outland9000
    @Outland9000 6 лет назад +2

    8:23 and 8:25 are belters 😆

  • @Jambax
    @Jambax 6 лет назад +3

    I need the video for that jelly factory joke pls.

  • @kineticsavant2256
    @kineticsavant2256 Год назад

    How many years do you reckon I can keep rewatching these before I by-heart them!

  • @OverWims
    @OverWims 5 лет назад +1

    7:30 did it in 10 seconds. 5x2=10. 10+6=16. 16x50=800. 800+75+3=878

  • @nathanharwin1990
    @nathanharwin1990 6 лет назад +15

    Jimmy's voice after that drink ouch

  • @SapphireMist888
    @SapphireMist888 6 лет назад +6

    Did anyone notice Jimmy's voice change when they were drinking?

  • @Jambax
    @Jambax 6 лет назад +11

    I'm gonna need the full video for that jelly joke pls.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 года назад

      It's an episode with Richard Ayoade.

  • @rossy7
    @rossy7 Год назад

    Love Jimmy Carr, his jokes are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigdisasterarea
    @bigdisasterarea 6 лет назад +8

    You should make a video about Shawn's gritty peoms

  • @frankl4750
    @frankl4750 6 лет назад +1

    All these jokes about Rachel dancing over the years. Searching for it NOW

  • @VikingWizard
    @VikingWizard 5 лет назад +3

    Can you please do a compilation of clips just involving Danny Dyer? Please!

  • @callmetiger7186
    @callmetiger7186 6 лет назад +103

    It’s amazing how I know all the punchlines off by heart....it’s almost like the jokes are repeated in every single compilation you put out 🙄

  • @DavidChow
    @DavidChow 6 лет назад +13

    Savage 6:53

  • @MarkKeoghspace
    @MarkKeoghspace 5 лет назад

    The comment about completing tinder... ended me... that was so funny. Lol

  • @dogbert102010
    @dogbert102010 4 года назад +2

    I am on a mission to make that espresso martini it looks soooo good! Even with a silly straw it looks classy.

  • @mrcaboosevg6089
    @mrcaboosevg6089 4 года назад +2

    Suzie is in her 50s and still a solid 8

  • @darrshanbhaskaran6433
    @darrshanbhaskaran6433 5 лет назад +3

    love Claudia and her reaction!

  • @LounisG
    @LounisG 6 лет назад +35

    That joke about Nish and his dad always makes me laugh

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 6 лет назад +1

      Anti Bullshit get a better sense of humour

    • @politure
      @politure 6 лет назад +10

      @@voodoochile333 Mr miserable 😬

    • @bennym5244
      @bennym5244 2 года назад

      Because it's true.

  • @dafyddlloyd868
    @dafyddlloyd868 4 года назад +3

    sadly, there will come a day when she discovers that John is her father. way funnier than the response indicated.

  • @thesaxophoneboy
    @thesaxophoneboy 6 лет назад +1

    4:33 they already used that joke with Sean Lock (angry dads that drink too much). Nothing wrong with that, just thought it was interesting!

  • @whooodat3723
    @whooodat3723 6 лет назад +39

    Jimmy's a goddamn savage 😬😂😂😂

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 6 лет назад +1

      Just think how savage you could be with a team of scriptwriters

  • @leehutchinson1955
    @leehutchinson1955 3 года назад

    That put down about Suzie being the only woman in Britain to have completed Tinder 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bazzingaman680
    @bazzingaman680 5 лет назад +1

    Didn't know I had the same birthday as Jimmy Carr; Good to know.

  • @godzilla12325
    @godzilla12325 5 лет назад

    Utter class, these are better than his stand up dvds

  • @kimhewer1479
    @kimhewer1479 25 дней назад

    I have a similar winter wardrobe to David D 😂😂

  • @robsonneves6189
    @robsonneves6189 6 лет назад +4

    5:39 Is Jon Richardson really 5'3"? I googled it and it says he is 5'8", 5" is quite a difference.

    • @YIIMM
      @YIIMM 6 лет назад +2

      Robson Neves That's what I keep trying to tell people

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 6 лет назад +1

      He’s closer to 5’8. I pay attention when he stands next to someone. That’s my weak source. I haven’t measured him personally

    • @robsonneves6189
      @robsonneves6189 6 лет назад +1

      @@Sunset553 But 5'8" is not really short in the UK is it? In my country he would be considered average height to a little bit tall even, but never considered short if he is 5'8". Is the average height on the UK that tall that 5'8" is short?

    • @funkymunky
      @funkymunky 6 лет назад +2

      That's what I keep telling your mum.

    • @bookl0ver
      @bookl0ver 6 лет назад

      Robson Neves the average height for men is about 5'9. He's slightly below average but not small.

  • @goliath_red1102
    @goliath_red1102 4 года назад +2

    1:42 😂😂

  • @BNL07604
    @BNL07604 6 лет назад +1

    SAVAGE!! (Little-runt-on-BGT reference.)

  • @Broccoli_Highkicks
    @Broccoli_Highkicks 5 лет назад +9

    Nish Kumar may not be funny, but at least he can be the butt of a cracking joke.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 лет назад +4

    A moment _was_ a 40th of an hour, but that's when an hour was one twelfth the time between sunrise and sunset, which obviously changes a lot depending on the time of year, at least unless you're by the equator. 90 seconds was the average, but it could be a low lower, or a lot higher. It comes from sundials.

  • @df4291
    @df4291 6 лет назад +2

    Sean is like a British Brian Cranston

  • @stuzaza
    @stuzaza 5 лет назад +1

    08:26 sweet jesus

  • @kchinthaka8975
    @kchinthaka8975 3 года назад

    @7:30 which episode is this?

    • @kchinthaka8975
      @kchinthaka8975 3 года назад

      episode 62. just realised this youtube community has the combined intelligence of Texas.

  • @profeseurchemical
    @profeseurchemical 5 лет назад +6

    a vampire whos temping xD

  • @memekampf1751
    @memekampf1751 6 лет назад +5

    Say what you want about Danny he hates himself more than anyone and can have a laugh about it

  • @garypeatling7927
    @garypeatling7927 6 лет назад +4

    If you want to square a cube get a job in a jelly factory

  • @brianteo3996
    @brianteo3996 5 лет назад +1

    Love Rachel😻😻😻

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 5 лет назад +2

    5:58 ... 2/3 of Rachel's body is legs

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 3 года назад

    5:21 when he said expresso, he meant espresso, right?

  • @thewinspear7325
    @thewinspear7325 6 лет назад +8

    Sean Lock's hair are just like the UK Doctors going down under.

  • @independentsystem5203
    @independentsystem5203 5 лет назад +1

    I see what you did there with the title.

  • @Wemdiculous
    @Wemdiculous 6 лет назад +1

    well rainman is a good dancer hes a very good dancer

  • @holyheretic3185
    @holyheretic3185 3 года назад +4

    Nish is always underrated he's always bad but always just having an absolute blast and it's so fun to watch! I'm sad America will never achieve this type of entertainment

    • @holyheretic3185
      @holyheretic3185 2 года назад

      @Freddie Krueger what if we take him in exchange for corden?

  • @MrTargenor
    @MrTargenor 5 лет назад

    Seans glases casts the wierdest shadows. Looks like he has whiskers!

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 3 года назад

    Can anybody please explain the joke at 8:23 about Rachel?

    • @leehutchinson1955
      @leehutchinson1955 3 года назад

      Jimmy was having a pop about what Rachel was wearing that particular evening