Pumpkin Kisses [Boyfriend Roleplay][Food Fight] ASMR

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @zainubq6019
    @zainubq6019 4 года назад +659

    I was literally just talking about how cute a pumpkin carving date would be to a friend. Seriously K, where are the hidden cameras?!

    • @idek6914
      @idek6914 4 года назад +8

      Lmaoao

    • @faariam5977
      @faariam5977 4 года назад +7

      Same what the f-

    • @bruh3366
      @bruh3366 4 года назад +3

      cut the cameras~

    • @asal20.
      @asal20. 4 года назад +2

      lmao its the government listening🙈

    • @sucker_patchkid
      @sucker_patchkid 4 года назад +2

      K works for the government

  • @elsv12
    @elsv12 4 года назад +294

    him: “having u ever carved a pumpkin before?”
    me: “no :(“
    him: “yeah?”
    me: “yes definitely.”

  • @mialol8733
    @mialol8733 4 года назад +349

    him: “can you guess what it is”
    me: “food”
    him: “it’s better than food”
    me thinking i’m being watched or something 🌚

  • @gaby-fv1sb
    @gaby-fv1sb 4 года назад +247

    k gets my bf expectations up so high and for why.

    • @okaykels
      @okaykels 4 года назад +21

      I know right he’s basically the ideal boyfriend of every girl’s damn 😩

    • @jojowestwood444
      @jojowestwood444 4 года назад +7

      TRUE, K makes my boyfriend expectations very high and...for what? ;-; lol

    • @QUARTERMASTEREMI6
      @QUARTERMASTEREMI6 2 года назад

      I know right?! I'm telling you that fictional guys like him have 100% ruined my standards! 😍

  • @Emma-yb6jc
    @Emma-yb6jc 4 года назад +772

    Our boyfriend; baby it’s big and orange And we are going to cook the seeds
    Me: ✨TRUMPS HEAD✨

    • @vivvv8662
      @vivvv8662 4 года назад +43

      AHAHAHSGSGSHH I LOVE U

    • @yesno9789
      @yesno9789 4 года назад +32

      I love this comment!!!!

    • @st4rv1ng_m0uth2
      @st4rv1ng_m0uth2 4 года назад +25

      This is like the best comment in here

    • @cinna6un
      @cinna6un 4 года назад +21

      Lmao same thought girl

    • @killerqueen6733
      @killerqueen6733 4 года назад +17

      THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED

  • @naripark3491
    @naripark3491 4 года назад +159

    When K said Simba I started laughing so hard😂

  • @mhm3175
    @mhm3175 4 года назад +247

    RUclips: B-
    Me: 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
    RUclips: I'm not fini-
    Me: *Ignores and listens to the video.* 👁👄👁
    👉🏽👈🏽

  • @taylorjohnson7693
    @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +182

    K: “put the spoon down!”
    Yeah, does anyone remember that episode in, “The Amazing World of Gumball” where the fingerprint guy robbed the store with a dirty plastic spoon and every kept screaming “HE HAS A SPOON”..😭 yeah...I just thought of that.

  • @paywowza
    @paywowza 4 года назад +416

    *reads food fight*
    mind: he’s going to throw pumpkin guts at me isn’t he-

  • @karmo7369
    @karmo7369 4 года назад +202

    does arguing with K count as a food fight bc ur fighting with a SNACK
    [audience boos]
    [tomatoes get thrown]
    [fbi agent cuts off my internet]

  • @andy-xl2jt
    @andy-xl2jt 4 года назад +153

    “you can’t pull it out ? is it stuck ?”
    *aha 😏🤚🏼*

  • @taylorjohnson7693
    @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +173

    K: “Do you want to put hot water on for the hot chocolate?😁”
    Me: *stares intensely* 😐oh...so... you’re one one those people...who uses hot water instead of milk...interesting...
    I got my eyes on you..sir🤨👀

    • @dide7338
      @dide7338 4 года назад +32

      IKR milk is WAY better

    • @taniaberry6302
      @taniaberry6302 4 года назад +14

      I like using milk too

    • @nicolem4riee
      @nicolem4riee 4 года назад +4

      oop

    • @taylorjohnson7693
      @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +9

      @@dide7338 IT’S JUST MUCH CREAMY THAT WAY😭 (in my opinion)

    • @taylorjohnson7693
      @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +9

      @@taniaberry6302 Milk makes it taste better to me.😅

  • @willvandom4648
    @willvandom4648 4 года назад +75

    Unpopular opinion :
    K is our hot therapist

    • @lmaoyoucow3291
      @lmaoyoucow3291 3 года назад

      yes bro that's the energy he gives

    • @no-hm2wr
      @no-hm2wr 2 года назад +1

      ....oh...my....god....HE HIS

  • @kenmagamer2851
    @kenmagamer2851 4 года назад +108

    me:i want to carve a pumkin today
    **boyfriendaudio has posted**
    me:OOoOo OK

  • @shakiyrab259
    @shakiyrab259 4 года назад +96

    K: you’re so artistic
    Me: HA! I can barely draw a decent stick figure! Stop playing with me 😂😂

  • @milktears9000
    @milktears9000 4 года назад +99

    8:56 simbaaaaa
    *k laughing*
    Me: melting 🤧 goshh ur laugh is so cute

  • @r0wg444
    @r0wg444 4 года назад +27

    idk but i CANNOT wait until the proposal audio 😳

  • @okaykels
    @okaykels 4 года назад +147

    me: cramming for tmrw’s midterm test
    K: *posts new audio*
    me: OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LIFESAVER 🥺

    • @thatanonymouschocolate
      @thatanonymouschocolate 4 года назад +1

      Same 😭 all 3 of my history classes said here write these 3 page essay before November is over 😩
      Also good luck! 👌🏾👏🏾

    • @sapphirejoseph4880
      @sapphirejoseph4880 4 года назад +1

      Me:trying to finish my ten late assignments that are due in like an hour
      K: posts video
      Me: can I get an extension for like the tenth time

  • @naripark3491
    @naripark3491 4 года назад +61

    Happy Halloween 🎃
    Take care of yourselves❤🧡

  • @xxalienqueenxx75
    @xxalienqueenxx75 4 года назад +34

    “what if I spread pumpkin on your forehead like in the Lion King?”
    Me: *S I M B A*

  • @taylorjohnson7693
    @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +96

    K: “Baby come back...”
    Me: *hiding behind the couch* 🎵“Any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you!!”🎵
    (I hope someone gets this song reference..)

    • @cloudington
      @cloudington 4 года назад +4

      OMG DUDE I WAS THINKING THE SAME THINGGG LMAOOOO WE THINK ALIKE LOOL

    • @springranch1384
      @springranch1384 4 года назад +2

      *R. U. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. N. N!*
      Seriously, bet it'd be good for facials!

  • @lwhoe6842
    @lwhoe6842 4 года назад +22

    *"it's big and orange-"*
    *tRUMP 😀🔪*

  • @Crym3ar1v3rx
    @Crym3ar1v3rx 4 года назад +16

    Omg his voice I’ve missed it 🥺😞. Past few days have been so difficult to get through but he’s just made it worth it 💕

  • @kalliesbigsis
    @kalliesbigsis 4 года назад +4

    I don’t know why, but the mention of a sister made me feel so 🥺 it was a sweet touch. It helped really paint a picture, and made it feel a bit more realistic.

  • @fiqsonmingi
    @fiqsonmingi 4 года назад +47

    "sweetie can you-"
    excuse me while I melt into a puddle

  • @littlecloud2607
    @littlecloud2607 4 года назад +69

    🥺♥️😩 my heart , our mans posted

  • @glitterbabyangel7104
    @glitterbabyangel7104 4 года назад +61

    8:56 ...For anyone who wants to experience heaven on earth ❤😇😻

    • @the.piggypig
      @the.piggypig 4 года назад +11

      SimBaaAaaaAaA😻

    • @ranjini1828
      @ranjini1828 4 года назад +8

      I didn't knew the sound of someone laughing can be this beautiful.

    • @skapie6895
      @skapie6895 Год назад

      Thank you.

  • @khfairy2771
    @khfairy2771 4 года назад +17

    K: I'm gonna give you a hint
    *Gives us 4 hints*
    Squishing the pumpkin guts is one of the best parts to carving pumpkins lol. It's such a weird texture, idk why but it's so fun to squish them around.
    When K said "What would you do if I smushed pumpkin across your forehead?" I was saying to myself, "I'm Nala, not Simba" before he could say "Like in The Lion King". Anybody else have that thought?
    I loved this audio! It's so festive and playful. Definitely one of my favorites now.

  • @killerqueen6733
    @killerqueen6733 4 года назад +3

    the way K is so confident in talking abt ripping pumpkin guts and curving jesus he tryna tell us he's secretly a yandere
    *I LOVE IT*

  • @aesthetically1004
    @aesthetically1004 4 года назад +48

    K: I thought you were spending a little bit too much time on the computer doing your work.
    Me: well I haven't sleep for almost 20 hours ;)
    *freaking assignments*

    • @ashleylauren6880
      @ashleylauren6880 4 года назад

      I was listening to the audio and he said that line while I was reading it at the same time I was reading it 😂😂

  • @bojanapetrovic6390
    @bojanapetrovic6390 4 года назад +12

    Our pumpkin children???🥺 Does that make K the Pumpkin King?
    This was adorable and hilarious and can an audio be cozy? Because this one made me feel cozy and fuzzy and all those words that make you feel like you're being hugged. The "Simba" moment had me dying 😂😂
    Rest assured tho, someone's ending up with pumpkin guts down their shirt and it's not gonna be me.

  • @IntoxicKarma
    @IntoxicKarma 4 года назад +21

    Our boyfriend:" its big orange and we are gonna cook its seeds"
    Me: "BOOM BOOM TIME"
    Him: "yes a pumpkin"
    Me: "..........oh"

  • @jacelyn2623
    @jacelyn2623 4 года назад +23

    k: dose his little *mhm*
    me: * manga nose bleed *

    • @jacelyn2623
      @jacelyn2623 4 года назад +3

      also the “ Simba “ WAS JUST EVERYTHING FDGDBSHDGS

  • @moonbydayo_o
    @moonbydayo_o 4 года назад +6

    couple of pumpkin carving goofy goobers awwww happy halloween 🎃

  • @swimmingislove40
    @swimmingislove40 4 года назад +16

    I was honestly not expecting this today 🥺 “If we get tired we’ll just like throw it off the balcony” 🤣

  • @kaleeatkate
    @kaleeatkate 4 года назад +8

    "See, they're very ✨a e s t h e t i c ✨. Your boyfriend thinks of everything"
    Me and my aesthetic Pinterest account: **happy insomniac noises**

  • @thechuganuts5072
    @thechuganuts5072 3 года назад +2

    Him surprising her with something he thought she’d enjoy is adorable 🎃. Love how thoughtful he is getting a pumpkin for each of them and another to share.
    That food fight was so fun! I just love these fun, light hearted scenarios so much... and that laugh @ 8:56 when you smash pumpkin on her forehead was the best sound of 2020!
    You describing the weather and leaves falling and brisk weather... again perfecto on the scene setting. And those pumpkin carving and gutting sounds were so realistic and satisfying!
    And why are we still talking about what costume to wear? I thought we settled this already 🤨 BUTTT, I loved the hint of jealousy when she talked about wearing something that showed off her body. Dude, besides desperate K, jealous K TOTALLY my favorite!!
    The ending line of “I love making memories with you”.... PERFECT 😍🥺
    P.S. I have never carved a pumpkin on my life 😭😭😭

  • @blahblahblah5889
    @blahblahblah5889 4 года назад +13

    K: Do you think we can just use these?
    Me: Let’s use our teeth
    K: Yeah ok let’s try

  • @MhinaSan.OfficialYT
    @MhinaSan.OfficialYT 4 года назад +22

    You tube: "K posts"
    Me: "leaving my friend's live stream to listen to K..."
    Oh yeah, my babe is here!!! Happy halloween!

  • @emoreer..5555
    @emoreer..5555 4 года назад +4

    “Throw it off of the Balcony”😭
    the pumpkin- 🧑🏿‍🦲

  • @miaroberna6522
    @miaroberna6522 4 года назад +10

    "sweetie~"
    My Heart: Am i....melting..?

  • @taylorjohnson7693
    @taylorjohnson7693 4 года назад +4

    Please tell me I am not the only person that runs around in their apartment (with slippery socks to slide) and fangirl when K’s voice cracks.🥺 it’s just...AHHH😫💕

  • @rainechristian4421
    @rainechristian4421 4 года назад +4

    “There are gonna be other guys there...”
    me: I’ll bring my spoon

  • @OUIIey
    @OUIIey 4 года назад +2

    This mans be posting so i can listen to this before i sleep🥺✨ you make me sleep better

  • @jayciekemp2135
    @jayciekemp2135 4 года назад +1

    I love how he thought of the aesthetics as well. 10/10 on the husband material list.

  • @imalivebutimdead273
    @imalivebutimdead273 4 года назад +8

    him: Yeah it’s very ✨AeStHeTiC ✨
    me: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
    9:32 please click thisssssss 🥺✨🦋

  • @katelynm4470
    @katelynm4470 4 года назад +1

    No me getting all flustered and writhing at how frickin adorable this video was. All of them are cute, but for some reason this one literally just has me curled up and hiding my face in my hands and giggling with the biggest grin and I DONT KNOW WHY ITS JUST SO CUTE
    EDIT: "WE HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE FAMILY" ALDHSGAHKF OML I CANT 😭😭😭 MY HEART ITS SO CUTE

  • @brianadennis9426
    @brianadennis9426 4 года назад +3

    He melts my heart every time I hear his voice

  • @penguin9709
    @penguin9709 3 года назад +1

    I like how his channel he doesn’t just do sad audios. He does vids like these that are so flipping cuteee🥺

  • @reinaaa1412
    @reinaaa1412 4 года назад +2

    No matter how much stress and sadness im going through, i automatically smile whenever I hear K's voice ❤

  • @theyluvtayvsn3697
    @theyluvtayvsn3697 4 года назад +22

    TOTALLY OFF TOPIC BUT...... YOU SHOULD DO LIKE A PREGNANCY SCARE VIDEO 😏😌OR ANOTHER BABY TALK🥺😩

  • @aperson3620
    @aperson3620 4 года назад +2

    BRUH HIS “take that :3” I JUST CANT 😭

  • @levimaybeshortbuthestallin6790
    @levimaybeshortbuthestallin6790 4 года назад +5

    me already being obsessed with aesthetics
    K: "i got little baby pumpkins i know right very ✨ aesthetic ✨"
    me: (inhales)
    oHHhH NoOOoO i ThiNK iM cAtcHinG fEeLinGS 🥰

  • @coconutthr3e924
    @coconutthr3e924 4 года назад +25

    if K's gonna heart my comment👉👈, that would be the best advance birthday gift i've ever received.

    • @Mochiluver
      @Mochiluver 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @taniaberry6302
      @taniaberry6302 4 года назад +2

      He hearts all the comments

    • @coconutthr3e924
      @coconutthr3e924 4 года назад +1

      @@taniaberry6302 oooh, i didnt know. this is the first time i commented on his videos .

    • @ivoryx4371
      @ivoryx4371 4 года назад

      advanced happy birthday!

    • @coconutthr3e924
      @coconutthr3e924 4 года назад

      @Horizon Audios hii, thank you!

  • @itzray45
    @itzray45 4 года назад +14

    *you:* do you remember when....
    *me:* aha.... no 😺

  • @stxrcity9770
    @stxrcity9770 4 года назад +3

    The way he says Simba he just like
    ........ SimBAAaa
    LIKE I LOVE IT

  • @reemthesheep
    @reemthesheep 4 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who literally dies internally when K posts? 🥺

  • @PinkAllegiance
    @PinkAllegiance 4 года назад +14

    Confession: I've never celebrated Halloween before :O
    So I've also never carved a pumpkin before

  • @ancientelves
    @ancientelves 4 года назад +1

    The way my cheeks actually hurt from smiling so much...this was so wholesome and cute. I hope you had a wonderful and safe Halloween, K!

  • @Van-zl3mw
    @Van-zl3mw 4 года назад +8

    your laugh your laugh your laughhh man i could just replay your laugh at that part after you say "simbaaa" for thousands of times. this audio is too sweet, you really had fun acting out this script didn't you T^T really cant tell you how much i love your giggles

  • @user-vb3wt9gi3c
    @user-vb3wt9gi3c 4 года назад +2

    It’s the consistent posting for me😩

  • @buddylol5677
    @buddylol5677 4 года назад +15

    Great way to start my day
    Actually after this, I’m going to sleep

  • @xx_itairy_xx9234
    @xx_itairy_xx9234 4 года назад +5

    Aww, I love the tittle, Pumpkin Kisses 🥺🧡
    Happy Halloween 🎃

  • @nolizards7230
    @nolizards7230 4 года назад +1

    The way he says baby makes my heart melt

  • @cheolsmelonppang
    @cheolsmelonppang 4 года назад +4

    "do you wanna put some water on for the hot chocolate?"
    me: no, i want ice cold water for hot chocolate.

  • @sars583
    @sars583 4 года назад +1

    Between the first 100 commentaries thats new. I'm so in love with this mans voice. It made my day

  • @Trashpandasnco
    @Trashpandasnco 3 года назад +3

    Oh my god his laugh- 🥺🥺😍😍😍😍

  • @bookmuncher
    @bookmuncher 4 года назад +6

    THIS IS THE CUTEST VIDEO EVERRRRR 😭😫🥺❤️

  • @miasyoutube5055
    @miasyoutube5055 4 года назад +1

    WHEN HE WENT SIMBAAA MY HEART LITERALLY DID A LOOPTY-LOOP LIKE AT SIX FLAGS OMG K IS SUCH A LITTLE SQUISHMALLOW OMLLLLL

  • @Jana-kn1of
    @Jana-kn1of 4 года назад +12

    Just when i thought my standards couldn't get any higher

  • @Madame-Eve
    @Madame-Eve 4 года назад

    The rush of Serotonin I get from your videos is fantastic

  • @Queen-mg8ju
    @Queen-mg8ju 4 года назад +1

    K daaarlinggg, everything feel so real cause i was dressed up as Simba and was making pumpkin pie. IF ONLY I COULD POST PICTURES OF THE PIE HERE. I- thank you 😭❤️

  • @julesreyes2523
    @julesreyes2523 4 года назад +3

    Him:there big n orange
    Me:watermelon 😭😭
    Also me:dumb shi it’s a pumpkin 😔

  • @ilovejoceyy
    @ilovejoceyy 4 года назад +1

    "Simbaaa" LMFAOOOOO THAT WAS SO FUNNYYYY

  • @smubelcat7905
    @smubelcat7905 4 года назад +2

    this already made my day a bit better

  • @MolivsEvilDead
    @MolivsEvilDead 4 года назад +10

    I wanna make a list of all the pet names he's called us... *lemme get my notebook*

  • @Lily-ty4pb
    @Lily-ty4pb 4 года назад +4

    Him: you’ve been spending too much time on the computer doing your work
    Me: damn you really know everything 😂

  • @Zoe_448
    @Zoe_448 4 года назад +15

    Thank god I’m not late 😛😛

  • @mckenzie468
    @mckenzie468 4 года назад +2

    I really hope there is an audio where the listener is pregnant, it would be adorable 😊❤️

  • @j0-si3
    @j0-si3 4 года назад +2

    me who hates halloween, pumpkins and hot chocolate: 👁👄👁
    love the colour orange tho-

  • @jessrah
    @jessrah 4 года назад +1

    I haven't carved a pumpkin since I was a kid, the texture skeeves me out so much lol. That little Simbaaaa~ and your laugh at 8:56 was the best thing ever. XD This was so damn adorable, you definitely seem you would be the best most cutest boyfriend ever. Add some horror movies in and this would be the perfect Halloween night. 🧡

  • @otterpop8424
    @otterpop8424 4 года назад +2

    Wakeing up to these is literally the best feeling ever uwu

  • @aishaandros6757
    @aishaandros6757 4 года назад +2

    There he goes again making me smile at a notification 😔

  • @sagecherry7206
    @sagecherry7206 4 года назад +2

    K:posts video
    Me:the one time I forgot my earphones when I'm out

  • @peachpebbles7837
    @peachpebbles7837 4 года назад +3

    I havent carved pumpkins in forever! I've been wanting to carve them for a long time now

  • @taylorroberts487
    @taylorroberts487 3 года назад +1

    Him: “let me kiss you with my pumpkin face!”
    Me: “AH WAIT NO I’M ALLERGIC!”

  • @miasyoutube5055
    @miasyoutube5055 4 года назад

    can i just say how glad i am to be here and how k is like not normal, which is completely a compliment. like I'm such a dork and a weirdo and the things with the pumpkin goop was so cute, like i would've totally talked the same way.. i love him so much omlll

  • @heeyyalexis__
    @heeyyalexis__ 4 года назад +1

    The way he says Pumpkin my heart went 💞💓💘🥺

  • @smileymel07
    @smileymel07 4 года назад +6

    Him worried about something in this nonexistent relationship
    Me: There's nothing to worry about silly this is all fake remember. It's not real, this can't hurt you.
    *proceeds to pat his shoulder to bring him comfort*

  • @tangosamo1976
    @tangosamo1976 3 года назад +2

    When he said sum about smearing pumpkin guys on my forehead I said "seeemmmmbbbbaaaaa" Before he even said lion King LMAO

  • @KT-rs1hk
    @KT-rs1hk 4 года назад +2

    this so cute! 🎃
    also 13min audio oooo K is spoiling us

  • @Love.Yanmariel
    @Love.Yanmariel 4 года назад +3

    Me waiting for him to say sweetums 🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @yuna2680
    @yuna2680 4 года назад +8

    He's talking about how much I love Halloween and me be like: I don't acually celebrate Halloween and It's not my thing tho😐🤣😂
    But I love this Asmr tho

  • @prettyclassybear7683
    @prettyclassybear7683 4 года назад +1

    Okay Mr.English teacher ur killing us with this uploads 🥰

  • @Lily-ty4pb
    @Lily-ty4pb 4 года назад +1

    i woke up this morning hoping that there would be a new video for halloween and now that THERE IS ONE?? AAAH🥺😍

  • @Faith-kz6kx
    @Faith-kz6kx 4 года назад

    i deadass just cried because i missed when he first posted this
    but anyways, I HOPE YOU GUYS HAD AN AMAZING HALLOWEEN 🥺

  • @wayababaya
    @wayababaya 3 года назад +1

    "it shows off a lot" sir i'm going to be a vending machine 🤨 i'll literally be inside a box

  • @bripalmer6019
    @bripalmer6019 4 года назад +1

    Him: it's better than food
    Me: that's impossible nothing is better than food

  • @Sueperks
    @Sueperks 4 года назад +1

    Him: Its better than food
    Me: i m p o s s i b l e

  • @kude_si_ma_parcal
    @kude_si_ma_parcal 2 года назад

    The way he said Simba was so cuteee