1:06 I love how Pit screams "I never learned how to read!" when getting kicked out of the ring. That's 50/50 proof that he can't read or spell a word, other than the fact he thinks the L on Luigi's hat stands for "winner."
Pit is just so funny sometimes lol...If just we got AN KID ICARUS GAME FOR THE SWITCH...Oh wait and no i dont mean the origina on the online system...No seriously that does not count... :(
Pit say I never learn how to read that's from kid icuras uprising for the Nintendo 3ds where pit say the sack same thing so that's a Easter egg and secrect
The lightning chariot discrepancy bothered me for awhile, but I think I figured it out: Sakurai has stated he never had plans to make a sequel to Uprising. Also if you look back through Smash Bros. Pit is the only character who has had a different final smash in all of his appearances. I feel like this is Sakurai playing a bit of 4-D chess and trying to build interest in the Kid Icarus franchise by saying, “Hey! Look at all these cool things Pit can do!” It’s more like he’s trying to get someone else interested in the Kid Icarus world so they can continue what he already started with Uprising.
Lmao, Viridi is never going to let this little rivalry with Pit and his Goddess go--and neither will Dark Pit. I guess I wouldn't have it any other way.
This is Smash 4 dialogue. It still in Viridi control. 3 secret treasures was broken in Smash 4, so Viridi let him borrow the Lightning Chariot for his final smash.
So viridi recruits dark pit to her army, still has the lightning chariot, still battling palutena over humanity, but let's her biggest enemy use one of her weapon to beat the crap out of her strongest general?..... No wonder how pit was able to single handly beat her whole army
0:33 not sure if this is canon to Kid Icarus or not. I mean, it’s smash but everyone in it is canon characters. Especially with the lightning chariot at 0:43. Pit uses it but Pit is still under Palutena’s command.
I hope it isn't because that part about the Lightning Chariot being on HER command and not Pit's doesn't make ANY sense! If they make it canon in the sequel without so much as a good explanation to how she got it, then I'm gonna be VERY pissed off!
@@KyProRen Actually it’s not hard to figure out. After Dark Pit used the chariot to smash open the portal to the Chaos Vortex, Phosphora went after the chariot. It’s never brought up or mentioned again in Uprising so it’s not surprising of Viridi just kept it and never said anything.
@@risingrobinprodutions i feel like even viridi wouldn't be so dirty as to basically steal the lightning chariot which was given to pit by a dying warrior who's last wish was for it to be used for a noble cause
Pit - no not again Dark pit - that how why you and palutena just want to keeping calling me pittoo and also not you viridi Viridi - aww thank you dark pit Dark pit - hm
""Um, I'm just inviting him to have lunch over at my house," Chris said. "I often invite the others to try my cooking out. It gets a bit too old when it's always making some sort of meat-based dish for Lucario, and he's always biased in saying it's good... Though I wish he'd stop eating the bones by accident."" - VIRIDI: How many smashers have you invited over for lunch? CHRIS: Oh plenty. Mairo- MARIO: *Shown with a taco* Where's you fettuccine primavera alfredo ravoli? CHRIS: Uh you know Mario's there's more then just Italian cuisine- MARIO: *Throws the taco back at him* Not on my lasagna loving live! CHRIS: Donkey Kong- DONKEY KONG: *Shown with a taco* Oooh, where the bananas? CHRIS: *Apprehensive, moving back some* You know DK and please don't throw the taco at me, but there's more then just fruit. *There's a pause as DK puts down the Taco* Well thanks for- DONKEY KONG: *Throws fridge at Chris* BANANAS EVERYTHING YOU MONSTER! CHRIS: Link- LINK: *Shown with a taco* Where are the rupees? CHRIS: *Freaked out, hiding in the living room* You know Link there's more then just searching for treasure. LINK: Hmmm *Chris braces for the worst but then looks back, seeing Link actually gently eating his taco* You know this is really good. CHRIS: Oh thanks. It's an old family recipe- LINK: Okay time for those rupees! *starts jumping around, going onver and lifting every pot and breaking it*. CHRIS: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh, why do people invite you anywhere?! CHRIS: . ... It was only after that I actually started establishing rules to these lunch meet ups. PALUTENA: Awww only three? I wanted more flashbacks. CHRIS: You wanted to see me get hit/be in peril/have my house trashed more? PALUTENA: Well when you put it like that no, it's sad. But those flashbacks were hilarious so yeah more of those please. "Dark Pit grinned. "I've seen the food you give to your soldiers. I'm not exactly into vegetables that much. And raw meat? You're behind the times," he said. Viridi cringed. "Don't you give me sass for my nutritional food! How dare you choose something else!" she yelled." - DARK PIT: *Sarcastically* Oh yeah how dare I choose someone who bothers actually COOKING their food and doesn't damn technology just because it can heat up the carcass of an already dead bird quicker. VIRIDI: Hey using machines isn't natural. CHRIS: Uh don't you eat at plenty of places that aren't natural? VIRIDI: W-well only a couple- besides when I'm cooking I want everything to be natural. DARK PIT: And you apparently want your soldiers sick then. VIRIDI: People don't get sick from my cooking. FORCES OF NATURE SOLDIER: *Offscreen* Actually mam those radishes were still covered with dirt when you served them to us- VIRIDI: *Shoots bolt of energy off screen* Who said you guys could have dialogue?! CHRIS: Look I'm sure there are plenty of good ways of cooking food without uh modern tools but honestly if you actually have them to use, why not use them? VIRIDI: Because my natural cooking trumps your electronic tacos any day of the week. PALUTENA: Hmmm there's only one way to settle this. *Palutena points dramatically at Chris* Chris you must challenge Viridi to a shokgueki. CHRIS: A what? PALUTENA: You don't know what Shokgueki No Soma is? I mean come on you're a big fan of My Hero Academia, but don't know of the other big current manga to anime hit Shonen Jump has? CHRIS: Isn't that manga not doing so well? PALUTENA: Oh so you do know it. CHRIS: *Shrugs* I don't know you're going to have ask actual me that. PALUTENA: *Points forward* Acutal Chris do you know about Shokgueki or not? Cause we can do something with that. CHRIS: Eh I'd rather just do the ending. "That afternoon, Chris was put off by the strange look on Viridi's face. He couldn't tell if she was wincing or if she was trying not to smile. But after her sixth taco, it was obvious she clearly enjoyed herself, even though it was a rare event to catch her smile whenever she dropped her guard down." - CHRIS: Look at that: a nice actual genuine well earned emotional moment that didn't need a big joke or sight gag or reference or anything. Just a sweet sincere character bit that showed the importance of friends getting together to eat good food and share good times. DARK PIT: *Annoyed* Why was my character chosen for this? CHRIS: Well cause it brought together the entire KI cast and just felt right you know? VIRIDI: *Sighs* I admit Chris your points are as good as your Tacos. *shown eating a seventh*. PIT: I'll say. *shown eating a couple*. DARK PIT: *Smirks* Only a moron needs to state the obvious. *shown still eating one*. PALUTENA: Thus I'll fourth. *eating one* Though I have to say you did even with 5 people you did make a lot. CHRIS: *Sighs* Yeah I'm used to cooking for quite a lot. PALUTENA: Oooh ooh is this going to involve a flashback? CHRIS: Do we really need to do a flashback- PALUTENA: Flashback flashback flashback- VIRIDI: *Giggles some pumping her hand* Flashback flashback flashback- PIT: *Also cheering* Flashback flashback flashback flashback. *Viridi eventually gets even Dark Pit to cheer this on*. CHRIS: *Waves his hands* Okay okay okay, ONE more flashback. *Rolls his hand* So one time I did make the mistake of inviting Kirby over- KIRBY: *Shown with a taco* Where is the taco? CHRIS: You're holding *Kirby quickly gulps it down. Chris sighs giving him another taco*. KIRBY: Where is the taco? CHRIS: You're- *Again Kirby gulps it down, and again Chris gives him another*. KIRBY: Where is the taco?" CHRIS: Y- *Kirby in an instant gives it down as Chris gives him another* CHRIS: And this went on for about 30 minutes before Kirby ate all the tacos in my house, my neighbor's house and the block before I eventually got him sent back to Dream World. PALUTENA: Wooohooooooo! Yeah now that's a flashback. *Others cheer as well*. CHRIS: Good so- PALUTENA: Where is the flashback? CHRIS: ... Okay that's not going to work with you guys- DARK PIT: Where is the flashback? CHRIS: Oh come on don't you star- PIT: Where is the flashback- CHRIS: Oh guess Alt pit wanted to say it first- VIRIDI: Where is the flashback? CHRIS: *Sighs* Okay okay I'll tell you guys about the time i invited Pikachu in. *And so the 5 stayed enjoying the stories and meals of the young Chris and perhaps for the first time truly bonding as a family... okay maybe not that far but still pretty nice emotional ending right?* :
@@AuraChannelerChris Glad you liked them because I did have a few others in mind. I'll at least do up to the the rest of the original cast. CHRIS: Okay okay I'll tell you guys about the time i invited Pikachu in. PIKACHU: *Holding a taco* Where's the ketchup? CHRIS: Pikachu, ketchup doesn't go with tacos. PIKACHU: Yeah not the way you Spainards do it. CHRIS: I'm not Spainard- PIKACHU: *Jumps onto the refrigerator door opening it, grabbing the Ketchup* But this is the way real men enjoy under the border cuisine. *dumps practically the entire container of ketchup onto the taco*. CHRIS: Hey that was my family's ketchup. PIKACHU: *Eats the taco* It has become something better Chris. It has become, The Ketcho, trademark pending. CHRIS: You can't trademark that. PIKACHU: Hey Ron stoppable was able to trademark the Naco so I should be able to do this. CHRIS: That pairing at least made sense, and didn't involve so much of one condiment. PIKACHU: We'll mix and match do some testing. Some will probably go with the super safe standard Ketcho. But true men, those looking for the best taste will go with the ORIGNAL Ketcho. CHRIS: And then there's the time I invited Samus to my house. SAMUS: *Shown holding a taco* This is food? CHRIS: Uh yeah the taco. It's delicious. *Samus turns it looking at it confused* Oh come on surely you've had a Taco before. *She shakes her head* They don't have tacos in your universe? SAMUS: Well in my universe I typically eat Federation approved supplementary food pills. CHRIS: That doesn't sound good. SAMUS: It isn't. But it is healthy and easily to crush through my suit and have ingested into my bloodstream. CHRIS: ... Wait is that how you eat? SAMUS: *Sighs* For years it was. *rubs back of her head embarrassed* Since coming here I've been trying to expand my palette you know, try new things. CHRIS: Oh well then taste and enjoy the newness. SAMUS: Thanks. *puts it away*. CHRIS: Uh you can do that here. SAMUS: I'm not taking off my helmet here. *points at helmet* You know many different kind of germs I scanned in your house? CHRIS: I'm sure not that many- SAMUS: The answer is do something about it because you don't want to know. *Chris thinks for a moment, slowly going over and taking out a disinfecent and spraying it around*. CHRIS: Then Yoshi- YOSHI: *Shown holding a taco* So is this melon flavored? CHRIS: Yoshi there's no such thing as melon flavored tacos? YOSHI: What about pineapple? Can't you put pineapple on it? CHRIS: Pineapples aren't really melons and pineapples don't belong on pizza, let alone tacos. YOSHI: *Gasps* Pineapples belong everywhere! Everywhere I say! *Spits up a bunch of eggs which pop out, revealing pineapples* Luckily I always care a few spare on me. *Puts the pineapple on top of the taco*. CHRIS: Shouldn't you at least cut that into pieces first? YOSHI: *Eats the taco with pineapple on top in one bite* Why? CHRIS: ... Oh right Otacon mentioned how ridiculous your internal organ system is. YOSHI: Is not. CHRIS: You just threw up 50 eggs with pineapples in them in my kitchen. I'm allowed to make that comment! CHRIS: Then Fox. FOX: *Shown holding a taco* So do I just eat this plain? CHRIS: You could or you could *imitating Peppy* DO A SALSA ROLL! FOX: Hmmm *rolls the Taco in the salsa before eating it, smiling some* Huh that actually is better. Thanks. CHRIS: *Sighs* See this is why you're one of my favorites. CHRIS: Then Luigi LUIGI: *Shown holding a taco* T-this isn't a h-h-h-haunted taco right-a? CHRIS: *Sighs* No Luigi I don't have haunted Tacos. LUIGI: Okay because sometimes ghosts like to hang out in food and a scare you.... well like to a scare me anyway. CHRIS: Luigi there's nothing haunted about that Taco. LUIGI: Oh okay a. *eats it*. CHRIS: *Smiles picking up a plate* These Nachos however are to DIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR! LUIGI: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Falls down fainting*. CHRIS: Heh heh sometimes you just need an easy laugh. CHRIS: Then Ness NESS: *Shown holding a taco* Where's the pack of bubble gum? The magic truffle? The Cup of lifenoodles? The Pizza? The Sudden Guts Pill? The Gelato de resort? The French Fry Pan? The Salt packet? The Monkey's love? The Bottle of Water? CHRIS: *Sighs* Ness of most of that isn't Food, and what of that is food I don't have. NESS: But then how are we supposed to have a Brain Food Lunch? CHRIS: I didn't say anything about Brain Food Lunch. I just said Lunch. NESS: *Sighs* Oh man mom would always make a Brain Food Lunch. NESS BECOMES HOMESICK! CHRIS: Oh come on man. CHRIS BECOMES ANGRY CHRIS: I'm not angry. CHRIS BECOMES BITTER. CHRIS: Hey shut up captail text. CAPITAL TEXT BECOMES SAD. CHRIS: Then Captain Falcon. CAPTAIN FALCON: *Shown holding a taco* FALCON MUNCH! *Eats taco in one bite*. CHRIS: Is that really one of your attacks? CAPTAIN FALCON: It's part of my FALCON LUNCH! CHRIS: And... what would the rest be. CAPTAIN FALCON: Another Taco that I can FALCON CRUNCH! CHRIS: *rolls his eyes* Thanks for those three pointless puns. CAPTAIN FALCON: Hey I had another. Don't be a FALCON DUNCE! CHRIS: .... CHRIS And finally Jigglypuff JIGGLYPUFF: *Shown holding a taco, eating it* Hmmm this is pretty good. CHRIS: Ah finally just a simple comment- JIGGLYPUFF: So good I want to sing about it. *music starts playing as Jigglypuff is dancing around some, the lights strobbing behind her, the puff singing*. Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco. Don't think that just because I got a lot of money I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey! Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses. Taco taco. Burrito Burri...to. Taco taco. *Music stops as Jigglypuff smiles* Ah I've been waiting to bust that one out for awhile but you don't often get an excuse to sing a taco song. CHRIS: *rolls his eyes* Probably a REASON for that. Tell me what your favorite was and if you want more.
@@AuraChannelerChris Well since I don't think you're making tacos out of foxes, he'd have no reason to complain since I'm sure he knows other people eat meat. Though expect someone else to make that complaint.
I mean, if we’re being *extremely* technical, Pit shouldn’t have even had access to the Three Sacred Treasures in Smash 4 since Hades destroyed them. So, by that logic, Pit having the Lightning Chariot in Ultimate shouldn’t come as a surprise, I guess.
"Bring it, Puppet!" "Who'd you calling a puppet?!" "Palutena says jump, you jump. She says fight, you fight. It sounds like a very satisfying existence. For her, that is." "I have absolute faith in Lady Palutena!" "The Mirror of Truth doesn't lie. I'm a reflection of your true self. So maybe your faith isn't quite so absolute after all." "What would you know about faith any, you treacherous blackheart! Lady Palutena always guides me the right way. That's why I follow her! And the Mirror of Truth you mentioned?! It's nothing more than a pane of lies. Pandora was just using it as bait!" "Looks like I touched a nerve. Methinks the puppet doth protest too much." "Oh, will you give it a rest already?" "OK, fine. Do what you want. Or, rather, keep doing what she wants. But I, for one, refuse to be a puppet. These wings take ME wherever I want to go!" "Not if I take you down first!"
I've always hated this dialogue, because it represent a character derailment for Dark Pit almost as bad as Samus freaking out when Ridley appears in Other M, and as Penelope betraying the Cooper Gang in Sly 4: it doesn't make a darn sense that Dark Pit would still want to kill Pit, because around the end of Uprising, it's revealed that his existencs is completely linked to Pit. If Pit dies, Dark Pit would automatically meet the same fate. Two are the things:either Dark Pit fell in depression and decided to commit suicide with style, or simply Sakurai completely messed up his own writing. I refuse to consider this dialogue canon to Uprising as much I refuse to consider canonical Twilight Sparkle's fear for ladybugs.
Also, keep in mind that Dark Pit doesn't have Pandora's powers anymore, meaning he can't fly without the help of a god/goddess. Given the semi-rivalry he has with Pit, I wouldn't think he'd want to work for Palutena, but I don't think it's very farfetched for him to join Viridi. He does a few missions for her and she grants him the power of flight, a win-win situation. And I highly doubt Viridi would order Dark Pit to kill Pit, since she probably knows that it would be a death sentence for her officer even in a "winning" scenario. I'm sure she has plenty of problems that don't involve Pit where having an angelic warrior might come in handy. Dark Pit might still want to spar with Pit to prove who's better sometimes, but it definitely doesn't have to be to the death. If anything, I'm somewhat surprised that Dark Pit is willing to work with anyone long-term, given his poor attitude towards working with others, although neither said that this was a permanent arrangement. Still, I think there are enough upsides for Dark Pit to at least consider this arrangement for a while without it being a significant departure from his character.
Whatever. I still refuse to consider this dialogue canon to Uprising, especially since the Intro of World of Light and the fact that the Lightning Chariot is PIT's final Smash contradict what Viridi said.
@@darkmind9637 Hey, that's fine by me - none of this is necessarily "canon" anyways. It's just a fun Easter Egg. Though, if you want my opinion on the whole Lightning Chariot discrepancy: Pit's the one who earned the right to use the chariot, not Viridi. The old warrior was impressed with Pit's skill and decided to pass ownership of his steeds and chariot to the angel following their race. Pit does allow a sort of shared ownership in the game, letting Phosphora and even Dark Pit take the reins when it was beneficial, but that doesn't mean that the chariot is now Viridi's exclusive possession. As for the World of Light opening, I'd say Pit, Dark Pit and Palutena had a bigger problem to deal with than who's working for who. Palutena did her best to save both angels, hoping that she could get one or both out alive. Leaving Dark Pit to die just because he isn't her follower would be both petty and impractical - they were allies against Galeem, and she had the ability to help him try to escape. If she can work with Hades, she certainly can work with Dark Pit. If Dark Pit managed to survive and free them all, great; if not, at least she can say she tried. If your gripe is that Viridi didn't help - we do see her as a spirit, and we don't know for sure if she was stuck as a spirit before the battle or not. Alternatively, Palutena may have been faster to activate the Power of Flight (given her close proximity to the battle and both angels - she could easily see the battle turning south and make that snap decision) or Viridi may have talked with Palutena beforehand about managing Dark Pit's flight.
@@darkmind9637 Keep in mind that this dialogue is from Smash 4. Whatever happened in World of Light does not interfere with this dialogue. In reality, Palutena and the both angels would had went back home in 5 seconds, but that was Sakurai choice to only have Kirby survive since the story is more about Kirby than everyone other character.
Everyone who says Smash isn’t canon to any franchise please then explain why we’re continuing the plot of Kid Icarus Uprising in Smash in this Palutena’s Guidance rather than a “Kid Icarus Uprising 2” if none of Smash is canon to the franchises that appear in it?!
I honestly wish the Kid Icarus would get a new game. After all, it has been a long time since I ever played a KI game in my own accord, my first ever one is Uprising.
Down taunt, as me on paluena’s temple stage twice in the same millisecond. If you can’t do this and have twenty dollars, I recommend the horizon split pad pro joycons. they are unable to drift, only twenty dollars, and can turbo the d-pad.
“It all comes down to skill...”
*”I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ”*
But if pit never learned how to read… dark pit cant read either😳
@@davidbratland9754 Oh my god😳🤯! You just blew my mind, sir.
@@davidbratland9754 Dark Pit: "This is what happens when ur cloned off a dummy.
Dark pit did say that he’d be happy to launch Pit into the stratosphere
1:06
I love how Pit screams "I never learned how to read!" when getting kicked out of the ring. That's 50/50 proof that he can't read or spell a word, other than the fact he thinks the L on Luigi's hat stands for "winner."
Yeah
Pit’s an idiot
And a reference to Uprising.
Dark Pit (attacks Pit)
Pit: I NEVER LEARN HOW TO READ!!!!!
Me: 😂
Dark Pit your amazing thank you
@@Skylerthebean You're welcome buddy!
Pit is just so funny sometimes lol...If just we got AN KID ICARUS GAME FOR THE SWITCH...Oh wait and no i dont mean the origina on the online system...No seriously that does not count... :(
Pit say I never learn how to read that's from kid icuras uprising for the Nintendo 3ds where pit say the sack same thing so that's a Easter egg and secrect
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I'll be happy to launch you into the stratosphere!"
I guess it's safe to say he's content now
Welp, he kept his word. *star k.o.ed him into the stratosphere.*
(This is mikes daughter btw lol)
The star ko made everything better
YEAAHH!!
The lightning chariot discrepancy bothered me for awhile, but I think I figured it out: Sakurai has stated he never had plans to make a sequel to Uprising. Also if you look back through Smash Bros. Pit is the only character who has had a different final smash in all of his appearances. I feel like this is Sakurai playing a bit of 4-D chess and trying to build interest in the Kid Icarus franchise by saying, “Hey! Look at all these cool things Pit can do!”
It’s more like he’s trying to get someone else interested in the Kid Icarus world so they can continue what he already started with Uprising.
Pit's not the only character whose had multiple Final Smash attacks. Zero Suit Samus, King Dedede, and R.O.B. all have 3 just like Pit.
@@TurtleCraftZ1 But what he said makes sense, someone might be interested in continuing the sequel to Kid Icarus
Lmao, Viridi is never going to let this little rivalry with Pit and his Goddess go--and neither will Dark Pit. I guess I wouldn't have it any other way.
Viridi: it all comes down to sk-
*pit lost a stock*
Well Viridi obviously the lightning chariot isn’t under ur control if Pit uses it for his final smash “Phos Lux”
This is Smash 4 dialogue. It still in Viridi control. 3 secret treasures was broken in Smash 4, so Viridi let him borrow the Lightning Chariot for his final smash.
No, pit uses the power of vegetarianism for his final smash.
One time I triggered palutena’s guidance on the second try thats my biggest achievement
Don't call Dark Pit Pitoo or he will mess you up
Exactly. I can't be the only one to think that Pittoo sounds like someone spitting.
Lol
If it was not for the fact that I had taco night 2 days ago, this would be torture XD
Dark Pit really did launch Pit away Lol 😂
0:46 sonic ova reference
Hey! It's Pittoo!
Seriously, that's the last time you called me "Pittoo!"
Will You Quit Calling Me That?!
Now where did you disappear to after the fight with Hades?
I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!!!!!!
So viridi recruits dark pit to her army, still has the lightning chariot, still battling palutena over humanity, but let's her biggest enemy use one of her weapon to beat the crap out of her strongest general?..... No wonder how pit was able to single handly beat her whole army
That and she’s a tsundere for him
0:33 not sure if this is canon to Kid Icarus or not. I mean, it’s smash but everyone in it is canon characters. Especially with the lightning chariot at 0:43. Pit uses it but Pit is still under Palutena’s command.
I hope it isn't because that part about the Lightning Chariot being on HER command and not Pit's doesn't make ANY sense!
If they make it canon in the sequel without so much as a good explanation to how she got it, then I'm gonna be VERY pissed off!
@@KyProRen Actually it’s not hard to figure out. After Dark Pit used the chariot to smash open the portal to the Chaos Vortex, Phosphora went after the chariot. It’s never brought up or mentioned again in Uprising so it’s not surprising of Viridi just kept it and never said anything.
@@risingrobinprodutions i feel like even viridi wouldn't be so dirty as to basically steal the lightning chariot which was given to pit by a dying warrior who's last wish was for it to be used for a noble cause
@@turboshell You have a good point there
Pit - no not again
Dark pit - that how why you and palutena just want to keeping calling me pittoo and also not you viridi
Viridi - aww thank you dark pit
Dark pit - hm
""Um, I'm just inviting him to have lunch over at my house," Chris said. "I often invite the others to try my cooking out. It gets a bit too old when it's always making some sort of meat-based dish for Lucario, and he's always biased in saying it's good... Though I wish he'd stop eating the bones by accident.""
- VIRIDI: How many smashers have you invited over for lunch?
CHRIS: Oh plenty. Mairo-
MARIO: *Shown with a taco* Where's you fettuccine primavera alfredo ravoli?
CHRIS: Uh you know Mario's there's more then just Italian cuisine-
MARIO: *Throws the taco back at him* Not on my lasagna loving live!
CHRIS: Donkey Kong-
DONKEY KONG: *Shown with a taco* Oooh, where the bananas?
CHRIS: *Apprehensive, moving back some* You know DK and please don't throw the taco at me, but there's more then just fruit. *There's a pause as DK puts down the Taco* Well thanks for-
DONKEY KONG: *Throws fridge at Chris* BANANAS EVERYTHING YOU MONSTER!
CHRIS: Link-
LINK: *Shown with a taco* Where are the rupees?
CHRIS: *Freaked out, hiding in the living room* You know Link there's more then just searching for treasure.
LINK: Hmmm *Chris braces for the worst but then looks back, seeing Link actually gently eating his taco* You know this is really good.
CHRIS: Oh thanks. It's an old family recipe-
LINK: Okay time for those rupees! *starts jumping around, going onver and lifting every pot and breaking it*.
CHRIS: Ughhhhhhhhhhhh, why do people invite you anywhere?!
CHRIS: . ... It was only after that I actually started establishing rules to these lunch meet ups.
PALUTENA: Awww only three? I wanted more flashbacks.
CHRIS: You wanted to see me get hit/be in peril/have my house trashed more?
PALUTENA: Well when you put it like that no, it's sad. But those flashbacks were hilarious so yeah more of those please.
"Dark Pit grinned. "I've seen the food you give to your soldiers. I'm not exactly into vegetables that much. And raw meat? You're behind the times," he said.
Viridi cringed. "Don't you give me sass for my nutritional food! How dare you choose something else!" she yelled."
- DARK PIT: *Sarcastically* Oh yeah how dare I choose someone who bothers actually COOKING their food and doesn't damn technology just because it can heat up the carcass of an already dead bird quicker.
VIRIDI: Hey using machines isn't natural.
CHRIS: Uh don't you eat at plenty of places that aren't natural?
VIRIDI: W-well only a couple- besides when I'm cooking I want everything to be natural.
DARK PIT: And you apparently want your soldiers sick then.
VIRIDI: People don't get sick from my cooking.
FORCES OF NATURE SOLDIER: *Offscreen* Actually mam those radishes were still covered with dirt when you served them to us-
VIRIDI: *Shoots bolt of energy off screen* Who said you guys could have dialogue?!
CHRIS: Look I'm sure there are plenty of good ways of cooking food without uh modern tools but honestly if you actually have them to use, why not use them?
VIRIDI: Because my natural cooking trumps your electronic tacos any day of the week.
PALUTENA: Hmmm there's only one way to settle this. *Palutena points dramatically at Chris* Chris you must challenge Viridi to a shokgueki.
CHRIS: A what?
PALUTENA: You don't know what Shokgueki No Soma is? I mean come on you're a big fan of My Hero Academia, but don't know of the other big current manga to anime hit Shonen Jump has?
CHRIS: Isn't that manga not doing so well?
PALUTENA: Oh so you do know it.
CHRIS: *Shrugs* I don't know you're going to have ask actual me that.
PALUTENA: *Points forward* Acutal Chris do you know about Shokgueki or not? Cause we can do something with that.
CHRIS: Eh I'd rather just do the ending.
"That afternoon, Chris was put off by the strange look on Viridi's face. He couldn't tell if she was wincing or if she was trying not to smile. But after her sixth taco, it was obvious she clearly enjoyed herself, even though it was a rare event to catch her smile whenever she dropped her guard down."
- CHRIS: Look at that: a nice actual genuine well earned emotional moment that didn't need a big joke or sight gag or reference or anything. Just a sweet sincere character bit that showed the importance of friends getting together to eat good food and share good times.
DARK PIT: *Annoyed* Why was my character chosen for this?
CHRIS: Well cause it brought together the entire KI cast and just felt right you know?
VIRIDI: *Sighs* I admit Chris your points are as good as your Tacos. *shown eating a seventh*.
PIT: I'll say. *shown eating a couple*.
DARK PIT: *Smirks* Only a moron needs to state the obvious. *shown still eating one*.
PALUTENA: Thus I'll fourth. *eating one* Though I have to say you did even with 5 people you did make a lot.
CHRIS: *Sighs* Yeah I'm used to cooking for quite a lot.
PALUTENA: Oooh ooh is this going to involve a flashback?
CHRIS: Do we really need to do a flashback-
PALUTENA: Flashback flashback flashback-
VIRIDI: *Giggles some pumping her hand* Flashback flashback flashback-
PIT: *Also cheering* Flashback flashback flashback flashback. *Viridi eventually gets even Dark Pit to cheer this on*.
CHRIS: *Waves his hands* Okay okay okay, ONE more flashback. *Rolls his hand* So one time I did make the mistake of inviting Kirby over-
KIRBY: *Shown with a taco* Where is the taco?
CHRIS: You're holding *Kirby quickly gulps it down. Chris sighs giving him another taco*.
KIRBY: Where is the taco?
CHRIS: You're- *Again Kirby gulps it down, and again Chris gives him another*.
KIRBY: Where is the taco?"
CHRIS: Y- *Kirby in an instant gives it down as Chris gives him another*
CHRIS: And this went on for about 30 minutes before Kirby ate all the tacos in my house, my neighbor's house and the block before I eventually got him sent back to Dream World.
PALUTENA: Wooohooooooo! Yeah now that's a flashback. *Others cheer as well*.
CHRIS: Good so-
PALUTENA: Where is the flashback?
CHRIS: ... Okay that's not going to work with you guys-
DARK PIT: Where is the flashback?
CHRIS: Oh come on don't you star-
PIT: Where is the flashback-
CHRIS: Oh guess Alt pit wanted to say it first-
VIRIDI: Where is the flashback?
CHRIS: *Sighs* Okay okay I'll tell you guys about the time i invited Pikachu in. *And so the 5 stayed enjoying the stories and meals of the young Chris and perhaps for the first time truly bonding as a family... okay maybe not that far but still pretty nice emotional ending right?* :
Do as many as you can. These are sweet.
@@AuraChannelerChris Glad you liked them because I did have a few others in mind. I'll at least do up to the the rest of the original cast.
CHRIS: Okay okay I'll tell you guys about the time i invited Pikachu in.
PIKACHU: *Holding a taco* Where's the ketchup?
CHRIS: Pikachu, ketchup doesn't go with tacos.
PIKACHU: Yeah not the way you Spainards do it.
CHRIS: I'm not Spainard-
PIKACHU: *Jumps onto the refrigerator door opening it, grabbing the Ketchup* But this is the way real men enjoy under the border cuisine. *dumps practically the entire container of ketchup onto the taco*.
CHRIS: Hey that was my family's ketchup.
PIKACHU: *Eats the taco* It has become something better Chris. It has become, The Ketcho, trademark pending.
CHRIS: You can't trademark that.
PIKACHU: Hey Ron stoppable was able to trademark the Naco so I should be able to do this.
CHRIS: That pairing at least made sense, and didn't involve so much of one condiment.
PIKACHU: We'll mix and match do some testing. Some will probably go with the super safe standard Ketcho. But true men, those looking for the best taste will go with the ORIGNAL Ketcho.
CHRIS: And then there's the time I invited Samus to my house.
SAMUS: *Shown holding a taco* This is food?
CHRIS: Uh yeah the taco. It's delicious. *Samus turns it looking at it confused* Oh come on surely you've had a Taco before. *She shakes her head* They don't have tacos in your universe?
SAMUS: Well in my universe I typically eat Federation approved supplementary food pills.
CHRIS: That doesn't sound good.
SAMUS: It isn't. But it is healthy and easily to crush through my suit and have ingested into my bloodstream.
CHRIS: ... Wait is that how you eat?
SAMUS: *Sighs* For years it was. *rubs back of her head embarrassed* Since coming here I've been trying to expand my palette you know, try new things.
CHRIS: Oh well then taste and enjoy the newness.
SAMUS: Thanks. *puts it away*.
CHRIS: Uh you can do that here.
SAMUS: I'm not taking off my helmet here. *points at helmet* You know many different kind of germs I scanned in your house?
CHRIS: I'm sure not that many-
SAMUS: The answer is do something about it because you don't want to know. *Chris thinks for a moment, slowly going over and taking out a disinfecent and spraying it around*.
CHRIS: Then Yoshi-
YOSHI: *Shown holding a taco* So is this melon flavored?
CHRIS: Yoshi there's no such thing as melon flavored tacos?
YOSHI: What about pineapple? Can't you put pineapple on it?
CHRIS: Pineapples aren't really melons and pineapples don't belong on pizza, let alone tacos.
YOSHI: *Gasps* Pineapples belong everywhere! Everywhere I say! *Spits up a bunch of eggs which pop out, revealing pineapples* Luckily I always care a few spare on me. *Puts the pineapple on top of the taco*.
CHRIS: Shouldn't you at least cut that into pieces first?
YOSHI: *Eats the taco with pineapple on top in one bite* Why?
CHRIS: ... Oh right Otacon mentioned how ridiculous your internal organ system is.
YOSHI: Is not.
CHRIS: You just threw up 50 eggs with pineapples in them in my kitchen. I'm allowed to make that comment!
CHRIS: Then Fox.
FOX: *Shown holding a taco* So do I just eat this plain?
CHRIS: You could or you could *imitating Peppy* DO A SALSA ROLL!
FOX: Hmmm *rolls the Taco in the salsa before eating it, smiling some* Huh that actually is better. Thanks.
CHRIS: *Sighs* See this is why you're one of my favorites.
CHRIS: Then Luigi
LUIGI: *Shown holding a taco* T-this isn't a h-h-h-haunted taco right-a?
CHRIS: *Sighs* No Luigi I don't have haunted Tacos.
LUIGI: Okay because sometimes ghosts like to hang out in food and a scare you.... well like to a scare me anyway.
CHRIS: Luigi there's nothing haunted about that Taco.
LUIGI: Oh okay a. *eats it*.
CHRIS: *Smiles picking up a plate* These Nachos however are to DIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR!
LUIGI: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Falls down fainting*.
CHRIS: Heh heh sometimes you just need an easy laugh.
CHRIS: Then Ness
NESS: *Shown holding a taco* Where's the pack of bubble gum? The magic truffle? The Cup of lifenoodles? The Pizza? The Sudden Guts Pill? The Gelato de resort? The French Fry Pan? The Salt packet? The Monkey's love? The Bottle of Water?
CHRIS: *Sighs* Ness of most of that isn't Food, and what of that is food I don't have.
NESS: But then how are we supposed to have a Brain Food Lunch?
CHRIS: I didn't say anything about Brain Food Lunch. I just said Lunch.
NESS: *Sighs* Oh man mom would always make a Brain Food Lunch.
NESS BECOMES HOMESICK!
CHRIS: Oh come on man.
CHRIS BECOMES ANGRY
CHRIS: I'm not angry.
CHRIS BECOMES BITTER.
CHRIS: Hey shut up captail text.
CAPITAL TEXT BECOMES SAD.
CHRIS: Then Captain Falcon.
CAPTAIN FALCON: *Shown holding a taco* FALCON MUNCH! *Eats taco in one bite*.
CHRIS: Is that really one of your attacks?
CAPTAIN FALCON: It's part of my FALCON LUNCH!
CHRIS: And... what would the rest be.
CAPTAIN FALCON: Another Taco that I can FALCON CRUNCH!
CHRIS: *rolls his eyes* Thanks for those three pointless puns.
CAPTAIN FALCON: Hey I had another. Don't be a FALCON DUNCE!
CHRIS: ....
CHRIS And finally Jigglypuff
JIGGLYPUFF: *Shown holding a taco, eating it* Hmmm this is pretty good.
CHRIS: Ah finally just a simple comment-
JIGGLYPUFF: So good I want to sing about it. *music starts playing as Jigglypuff is dancing around some, the lights strobbing behind her, the puff singing*.
Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.
Don't think that just because I got a lot of money
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey!
Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.
Taco taco. Burrito Burri...to. Taco taco. *Music stops as Jigglypuff smiles* Ah I've been waiting to bust that one out for awhile but you don't often get an excuse to sing a taco song.
CHRIS: *rolls his eyes* Probably a REASON for that.
Tell me what your favorite was and if you want more.
Definitely Luigi's. Ha ha.
I expected Fox to go nuts, since, well, he's an animal.
And more, I say.
@@AuraChannelerChris Well since I don't think you're making tacos out of foxes, he'd have no reason to complain since I'm sure he knows other people eat meat. Though expect someone else to make that complaint.
I mean, if we’re being *extremely* technical, Pit shouldn’t have even had access to the Three Sacred Treasures in Smash 4 since Hades destroyed them.
So, by that logic, Pit having the Lightning Chariot in Ultimate shouldn’t come as a surprise, I guess.
1:04 nooooo piiiit😥!!
Pit: *_I NEVER LEARN HOW TO READ!!!!!!_*
JAHMIEL AUSTIN ALFORD R00D PLZ REPLY M0RE NICELY.
Actually Dark Pit's moves are stronger than Pit's
Dark Pit: (throws away Pit)
Pit: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!!!!!
Me: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bring it, Puppet!"
"Who'd you calling a puppet?!"
"Palutena says jump, you jump. She says fight, you fight. It sounds like a very satisfying existence. For her, that is."
"I have absolute faith in Lady Palutena!"
"The Mirror of Truth doesn't lie. I'm a reflection of your true self. So maybe your faith isn't quite so absolute after all."
"What would you know about faith any, you treacherous blackheart! Lady Palutena always guides me the right way. That's why I follow her! And the Mirror of Truth you mentioned?! It's nothing more than a pane of lies. Pandora was just using it as bait!"
"Looks like I touched a nerve. Methinks the puppet doth protest too much."
"Oh, will you give it a rest already?"
"OK, fine. Do what you want. Or, rather, keep doing what she wants. But I, for one, refuse to be a puppet. These wings take ME wherever I want to go!"
"Not if I take you down first!"
I’m calling it. Viridi is a possible character for the next smash bros (which will probably never happen)
I NEVER LEARN HOW TO RE-READ
Pit and Dark Pit are Twins.
Nope.
Not knowing how to read would be something I would say before being ko'd, to be honest.
I've always hated this dialogue, because it represent a character derailment for Dark Pit almost as bad as Samus freaking out when Ridley appears in Other M, and as Penelope betraying the Cooper Gang in Sly 4: it doesn't make a darn sense that Dark Pit would still want to kill Pit, because around the end of Uprising, it's revealed that his existencs is completely linked to Pit. If Pit dies, Dark Pit would automatically meet the same fate. Two are the things:either Dark Pit fell in depression and decided to commit suicide with style, or simply Sakurai completely messed up his own writing. I refuse to consider this dialogue canon to Uprising as much I refuse to consider canonical Twilight Sparkle's fear for ladybugs.
i think its more he just wants to beat Pit in a fight and prove he's stronger. Not necessarily kill him.
Also, keep in mind that Dark Pit doesn't have Pandora's powers anymore, meaning he can't fly without the help of a god/goddess. Given the semi-rivalry he has with Pit, I wouldn't think he'd want to work for Palutena, but I don't think it's very farfetched for him to join Viridi. He does a few missions for her and she grants him the power of flight, a win-win situation. And I highly doubt Viridi would order Dark Pit to kill Pit, since she probably knows that it would be a death sentence for her officer even in a "winning" scenario. I'm sure she has plenty of problems that don't involve Pit where having an angelic warrior might come in handy. Dark Pit might still want to spar with Pit to prove who's better sometimes, but it definitely doesn't have to be to the death.
If anything, I'm somewhat surprised that Dark Pit is willing to work with anyone long-term, given his poor attitude towards working with others, although neither said that this was a permanent arrangement. Still, I think there are enough upsides for Dark Pit to at least consider this arrangement for a while without it being a significant departure from his character.
Whatever. I still refuse to consider this dialogue canon to Uprising, especially since the Intro of World of Light and the fact that the Lightning Chariot is PIT's final Smash contradict what Viridi said.
@@darkmind9637 Hey, that's fine by me - none of this is necessarily "canon" anyways. It's just a fun Easter Egg.
Though, if you want my opinion on the whole Lightning Chariot discrepancy: Pit's the one who earned the right to use the chariot, not Viridi. The old warrior was impressed with Pit's skill and decided to pass ownership of his steeds and chariot to the angel following their race. Pit does allow a sort of shared ownership in the game, letting Phosphora and even Dark Pit take the reins when it was beneficial, but that doesn't mean that the chariot is now Viridi's exclusive possession.
As for the World of Light opening, I'd say Pit, Dark Pit and Palutena had a bigger problem to deal with than who's working for who. Palutena did her best to save both angels, hoping that she could get one or both out alive. Leaving Dark Pit to die just because he isn't her follower would be both petty and impractical - they were allies against Galeem, and she had the ability to help him try to escape. If she can work with Hades, she certainly can work with Dark Pit. If Dark Pit managed to survive and free them all, great; if not, at least she can say she tried. If your gripe is that Viridi didn't help - we do see her as a spirit, and we don't know for sure if she was stuck as a spirit before the battle or not. Alternatively, Palutena may have been faster to activate the Power of Flight (given her close proximity to the battle and both angels - she could easily see the battle turning south and make that snap decision) or Viridi may have talked with Palutena beforehand about managing Dark Pit's flight.
@@darkmind9637 Keep in mind that this dialogue is from Smash 4. Whatever happened in World of Light does not interfere with this dialogue. In reality, Palutena and the both angels would had went back home in 5 seconds, but that was Sakurai choice to only have Kirby survive since the story is more about Kirby than everyone other character.
Everyone who says Smash isn’t canon to any franchise please then explain why we’re continuing the plot of Kid Icarus Uprising in Smash in this Palutena’s Guidance rather than a “Kid Icarus Uprising 2” if none of Smash is canon to the franchises that appear in it?!
Because it's Sakurai in charge of both KIU and SSBU, and KIU is into fourth wall breaking.
I honestly wish the Kid Icarus would get a new game. After all, it has been a long time since I ever played a KI game in my own accord, my first ever one is Uprising.
Sora Ltd. is dead so Sakurai can only hope someone remakes Uprising.
@@AuraChannelerChris I would pay to see that happening.
How do you pull the guidance off?
Down taunt twice in like a milisecond the best way to do this is in training mode on 1/4 speed
Double down taunt; but you have to do it really fast. The course has to be standard; namely, it can't be battlefield or omega.
@@danielbricker9041, yeah I figured it out a month after I made this. Thx though.
Down taunt, as me on paluena’s temple stage twice in the same millisecond. If you can’t do this and have twenty dollars, I recommend the horizon split pad pro joycons. they are unable to drift, only twenty dollars, and can turbo the d-pad.
@@1b2f4c sounds good! This will be great for my Terry games!
0:52 or you and pit are literally overlapping
0:22
i do t love dark pit
See?dark pit is better🎉😢