*Leonard picks up an empty pepsi can* "Huh, whoever owns this empty Pepsi can probably drank all of the pepsi out of it thus making it an empty pepsi can."
"There is a roll of toilet paper here. It's probably used for wiping, although I suppose someone could write on it if they were determined enough. Toilet paper wasn't designed for writing on, though, so it's unlikely anyone has used it for writing on, and I've seen no pens on this island anyway. But that isn't important right now."
15:45 Bettie Page was the first widely known bondage model. Chances are the game devs were unable to use an actual photo of her due to copyright concerns and used some random pinup and said it was a Bettie Page S&M pinup. The question remains unanswered of _why any of this was necessary_ of course.
Had no idea! Thought it was just a grammar fail and they called it that since it looked like one of those bikinis that you tie together with its strings. LMAO The more you know.
Seriously! ...I was like 'lolwut?' None of her awesome trademarks were there: no bondage, no spanking, no straight black hair, no fringe bangs.... could have been Tickle-Me Elmo for all that it looked like her!
@@moondusk8385 in until dawn you can get jess in her underwear... XD The thing that jumps at me in this game is how the footsteps are always the same sound. No matter if he's on metal dirt rocks or sand.
@Fabio Moreira -True. I love the part in Until Dawn when Jess gets dragged through the window, funny. And she is still alive after all that, not even shivering in her underwear. I think what worries me in this game, is the way their arms move when they run and they lean forward or is it just me seeing how weird that this.
wait, the ship was off course for a week and no one noticed a problem? normally cruise ships stop in port every few days, that should have been a clue...
tailor31415 I assume it went off course when the monsters attack, and it was sailing off course a week before the coast guard found it. So it was missing for a week after the report of it being attacked.
As an archaeologist, Leonard's commentary on the "primitive" cultures makes me cringe so damn hard. It's a classic idea in archaeology that when you can't figure out the purpose of an artefact it's simply "ritual". But it's not entirely true. Like the 'Mother Goddess' theory, which was so widespread in the field, "scholars tended to use the 'Mother Goddess' label for all female figurines found at sites". And this happened for a long time, due to confirmation bias about assuming they were to represent fertility. Only recently are we skeptical about it, noting their stylistic and technical differences between all of the figurines academics once saw as one in the same. It's easy to take the simplistic view though, I get it. Yeah, sorry about this irrelevant rant.
Your commentary is spot-on and not irrelevant at all! Leonard's constant "historical" comments were super sub-par. I feel bad for anybody who took his class. 😅
I'm late to the party, but what's the theory skeptics have for the women figures ? As I'm interested in prehistorical art I've listened to specialists of the french cave paintings saying that according to comparisons made with cave 'art' from all around the world it's highly probable that the cave was seen as a source of life, hence the woman body. It doesn't seem stupid to me at all but I'm curious to know what else is considered.
Dude, you MUST finish this game. Its about time we watch horror and comedy at the same time. And Leonard is the best man. Ended up watching the video twice cuz damn this guy is a pun master. HAHHAHAHAH
I have lost count how many times I’ve come back to this video of yours John to watch you laugh at 26.30 mark. The ‘significance’ of the photo. I love it so much....lol
I had to watch this series again. I love your sass and cheekiness. It makes you more real because you are always so blunt. I love the intros you did for this series too lol. Your titles can be so funny for your videos and this video is such a good example lol. You show yourself through every detail and that's awesome :). Your playthrough makes me so very happy lol.
The "woe is me, everyone hates me, but I'M the only one who can save everyone" characters piss me off. Whereas Leonard is trying to help his students, and Monica is a bitch with more depth (caring for her younger sibling/s) as a character. Just my own opinion, and not based on playability in the game :/
Oh boy... what incredible ways will people die this time? Will we top eaten by vending machine or impaled by a dinner tray?! Will the scissor walker get to use those hedgeclippers more than once this time?! Edit after watching: Awwww, only death by secondhand smoke mirror demon? Boring! Guess we got another scissor death but... it doesn't compare. :(
I love this series. I’m obviously years late in watching it, but I would love to see more intros like the ones for this game. You did some superb editing recapping the previous show and previewing the new one. I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time. 😅
that game was almost as worse as this one. I really don't see how anyone could be proud of making this.The characters and acting and movement are surreal to the point it doesn't seem like any of it should exist.
It definitely needed more time in development, like an extra year or so to polish it more, but it's really entertaining to play, for the bad reasons of course but entertaining nevertheless. Remothered was definitely much more polished but still boring.
I do think this game is entertaining in a bad way, but... Yeah, this could have been good. You can tell that they put the effort into it: characters look alright and details like their clothes look properly modeled for something made by a small team (I'm guessing).
I think this is my favourite video on this channel. I just love how John comments on Leonard's absolute idiosy and as the game progresses just loses his mind because of how badly designed and written this game is
Monica did have the best design out of all protagonists and her voice acting was arguably better than both Leonard and Rooney, even if it was nothing special.
That baseball is the only sign of humanity, not the hut he's standing in, the radio, the phone charger, the pinups, or anything else in there...I'm dying.
Yay, so glad you came back to this got some hints to help you, hope you take them into consideration. All i will say is doing certain things will enable the true ending, in chapter 3 Monica will give Rooney the ring (which you will later give to Angie in the clothing store later on in the chapter), then Eric will give you medicine which will you should take and when the time comes for a choice to put someone out of their misery, do it and then finally later when you give Angie the ring while she is hiding in the clothing store, she will give you a vip billiard ball to access the vip room, when your inside the vip room, look at both the photo and the diary and don't forget to take the eyeball, it's easy to miss and then boom, true ending received and everyone is happy.
Just remember John. Sometimes you have to die to continue. Like in the elevator with the old lady. Didn't get an option to avoid her till after ya died once.
I'm even more confused from this episode than in the last one, I thought this was like a supernatural kinda monster, but there's like a deeper mystery involved? Why were they so sure someone on the island could help them, just cuz of the fire? What do islanders have to do with anything!? I'm so confused, haha, but this is just too hilarious, I love it Also, I loved that edit at 43:23 XD
26:39 I don't know why you're so surprised by this phrase. Elder people always grumble how rotten and dangerous this generetion because we watch those "chineese cartoons" and put on wierd costumes
some games are so bad that they can un-intentionally turn around and become a masterpiece. Nightcry is so bad it turns around and becomes a piece of shit
@@_chary990 I really disagree. For me Nightcry has to be one of the funniest most entertaining games on John’s channel, it’s a train wreck but johns commentary makes it a gold mine. I’ve come back to it multiple times
12:17 "We're here to have a good time, right, guys?" Well, John, I can promise we, the viewers, are here for a good time. You, on the other hand... May God have mercy on your soul and sanity.
You know, as a matter of fact you DO light a hand of glory in magical lore. It can show you hidden paths, and protect you, but mostly it was supposed to light only its bearer´s way. Sorry, didn´t mean to sound "hey guys, it´s Guys"
The running and walking cycles in this game are things of pure beauty. In all seriousness though, I'm really enjoying the playthrough so far! The game is already hilarious, but John's commentary makes it even more hilarious. Looking forward to the next part :)
*Leonard picks up an empty pepsi can*
"Huh, whoever owns this empty Pepsi can probably drank all of the pepsi out of it thus making it an empty pepsi can."
🤔
ThatsCheeky PFT xD
"There is a roll of toilet paper here. It's probably used for wiping, although I suppose someone could write on it if they were determined enough. Toilet paper wasn't designed for writing on, though, so it's unlikely anyone has used it for writing on, and I've seen no pens on this island anyway. But that isn't important right now."
Hahahaha
@toast1672 was it a Pepsi?
"This life raft must be inflatable kind".
No Leonard, that's its actual size. It's a life raft for cats.
Lol
what is this, a life raft for cats?! it has to be at least three times bigger!
And that's why he's a professor. Cause he be smarte...
What is this? A life raft for ants?!
Hell yeah it is- save cats lives too mah dude
Leonard seems to be very VERY observant for absolutely no reason.
Bad writing and terribly overdone cliches.
"Bumbling baby boomer." "Boobasaurus." I already love this video.
Lol not even a minute and thirty seconds in the video and im already cracking up
Ugh actually hate that
If only Monica could transform into a dinosaur to fight the Scissor Walker.
Endar At least she is just as dumb.
Maybe, but I am wondering if this ritual also causes idiocy to those in the target area.
15:45 Bettie Page was the first widely known bondage model. Chances are the game devs were unable to use an actual photo of her due to copyright concerns and used some random pinup and said it was a Bettie Page S&M pinup.
The question remains unanswered of _why any of this was necessary_ of course.
Had no idea! Thought it was just a grammar fail and they called it that since it looked like one of those bikinis that you tie together with its strings. LMAO The more you know.
Seriously! ...I was like 'lolwut?' None of her awesome trademarks were there: no bondage, no spanking, no straight black hair, no fringe bangs.... could have been Tickle-Me Elmo for all that it looked like her!
Oh, we don't know much. All we know is that there's just been a mass murder on this ship and we're standing outside completely calm.
Pache Brach because we did it 😁hahaha
I feel like this game was deliberately made for John to roast it.
Him and everyone else on the internet. XD
John was destined for these kinda of things
Leonard the kind of guy to throw the only life raft over the boat... without inflating it.
as he says, "oh, unfortunately, I have to stop playing with this raft"
How about we inflate Leonard :)
he's already full of hot air, he doesn't need more. unless you want him to explode? im in
WHAT A PR NIGHTMARE FOR THE TERRORISTS
this is the commentary I sub for
“idiot wanders haunted island” that’s just me trying my best to clean my room
I laughed so hard throughout this whole video, this game is ridiculous and I'm loving your reactions to it.
Sch Ribbit I was crying! So funny
@@ek8377 this is the funniest horror game ive ever seen. and its not even trying
I know John hates this but it makes it so funny. Don't stop act 3. It's so bad it's good. The room comes to mind.
I did not hit her
...it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her...
Peter Kazavis... You are my favorite customer.
Anyway how's your sex life?
I feel like Night Cry would be great for a parody of a slasher/horror movie, bc it’s just so ridiculous and inconsistent.
That's what I was thinking. Like Until Dawn, but without girls running around the snow half naked or in bikini's.
@@moondusk8385 in until dawn you can get jess in her underwear... XD
The thing that jumps at me in this game is how the footsteps are always the same sound. No matter if he's on metal dirt rocks or sand.
@Fabio Moreira -True. I love the part in Until Dawn when Jess gets dragged through the window, funny. And she is still alive after all that, not even shivering in her underwear. I think what worries me in this game, is the way their arms move when they run and they lean forward or is it just me seeing how weird that this.
Who'd have thought that 57 minutes of pain could be this fun to watch.
What the hell is with the professor walking animation, he walks like shaggy from scoobie doo
Lol you’re right! He does walk like Shaggy!
Plot twist:He IS Shaggy, he just aged.
+The Comproximeter He let himself go.
On a different stream somebody pointed out that he has the same walk as Eggman from Sonic Adventure 2, and they're right, he does.
His pants are made of cement
It’s always pirates or terrorists.
"Yarr harr, I am John Scissorman, dar Scissoring Terrarist!"
Or worse...
PIRARRORISTS
"I'm the captain now!"
I wouldnt be too surpising if it was pirates and nobody knew it was monsters. As pirates do still exist but terrorist is like a low possiblity.
or the buttler.
As someone who sold propane and propane accessories, the filling period for a gas canister is actually 12 years.
"I tell you what."
@@forevertaboo602 *hwat
I love it when John argues with the game.
Most of the voice acting for Leonard is just grunting, John's voice acting for him was just perfect.
wait, the ship was off course for a week and no one noticed a problem? normally cruise ships stop in port every few days, that should have been a clue...
This game is hilariously bad. The end.
Clearly they were drunk lol XD
Yeah and there wasn't any blood or body parts from the scissor man?
tailor31415 I assume it went off course when the monsters attack, and it was sailing off course a week before the coast guard found it. So it was missing for a week after the report of it being attacked.
As an archaeologist, Leonard's commentary on the "primitive" cultures makes me cringe so damn hard. It's a classic idea in archaeology that when you can't figure out the purpose of an artefact it's simply "ritual". But it's not entirely true. Like the 'Mother Goddess' theory, which was so widespread in the field, "scholars tended to use the 'Mother Goddess' label for all female figurines found at sites". And this happened for a long time, due to confirmation bias about assuming they were to represent fertility. Only recently are we skeptical about it, noting their stylistic and technical differences between all of the figurines academics once saw as one in the same. It's easy to take the simplistic view though, I get it. Yeah, sorry about this irrelevant rant.
Leonard is a whackjob, not a professor or anything.
@@CryingZombie666 he speaks like he's one haha
Key word is “trying” to speak like he’s one.
Your commentary is spot-on and not irrelevant at all! Leonard's constant "historical" comments were super sub-par. I feel bad for anybody who took his class. 😅
I'm late to the party, but what's the theory skeptics have for the women figures ? As I'm interested in prehistorical art I've listened to specialists of the french cave paintings saying that according to comparisons made with cave 'art' from all around the world it's highly probable that the cave was seen as a source of life, hence the woman body. It doesn't seem stupid to me at all but I'm curious to know what else is considered.
I love how ambitious you've gotten with then intros! I hope you have as much fun making them as we do watching them.
Ah yes, the ultimate form of the male power fantasy: Leonard.
But of course! I'd bet no one could name a better example of hyper masculinity in today's entertainment media that ISN'T Mr. Magoo.
Too bad gender equality is so widespread these days ugh
"What's the end goal of this".... to drive John mad.
I must say, watching John go into several consecutive rants as he just finds more and more things to be angered and baffled by is hilarious.
Nightcry, more like I *Mightcry* at how bad this game is lol
Dimentio, Master of Dimensions Heyo!
Its Bad yet its so good
Dimentio, Master of Dimensions baha yes
Oh hey another person with a Dimentio profile pic
This post made me happy.
Leonard's descriptions are the most random i've seen in all horror games, this is too entertaining. Keep it up John
Dude, you MUST finish this game. Its about time we watch horror and comedy at the same time. And Leonard is the best man. Ended up watching the video twice cuz damn this guy is a pun master. HAHHAHAHAH
Why is Leonard's body built like a box?
Maybe he forgot to take the coat hanger when he put it on.
They ran out of budget and decided to render him in Roblox-quality graphics. Hahahaha
That is blatant box shaming.
Because they couldn't give him the same body type as Boobasaurus
I feel like the diary should of ended with something like “I ate Johnny. He was delicious!”
John, your intro actually helped me a lot because I already had forgotten about the game xD thanks!
Of course, I should have seen it all along. The mastermind was obviously the TINY ASIAN GIRL!!!!
And her Emo Hipster Hitler Godzilla! :D [forgot his name orz]
I have lost count how many times I’ve come back to this video of yours John to watch you laugh at 26.30 mark. The ‘significance’ of the photo. I love it so much....lol
"Idiot wanders haunted island" looks like those articles about the terrible Florida Man whose name one shouldn't speak of. I like it.
I had to watch this series again. I love your sass and cheekiness. It makes you more real because you are always so blunt. I love the intros you did for this series too lol. Your titles can be so funny for your videos and this video is such a good example lol. You show yourself through every detail and that's awesome :). Your playthrough makes me so very happy lol.
Why do all the characters in this game run so unnaturally?
GrumpySphinx because is funny lol
Monica was drunk. But Leonard has no excuse.
@@LoveNathasha He's fat.
Whoever animated this was just terrible at it.. or never saw a person moving from A to B before. But i love it.
What do you mean? It's perfect
“What about the phone charger?”
OR THE HUMAN BONES
43:27 is my favorite part
This intro was hands down my favorite. Freakin Leonard...
Next intro: "If you thought Leonard was bad, wait until you meet...
(Slight Spoiler?)
ROONEY."
Zoë Dowgiala dun dun dun....
She's at least slightly better than Leonard, about on the same level as Monica.
I respect your opinion, but I dislike the upcoming character most.
How come?
The "woe is me, everyone hates me, but I'M the only one who can save everyone" characters piss me off. Whereas Leonard is trying to help his students, and Monica is a bitch with more depth (caring for her younger sibling/s) as a character.
Just my own opinion, and not based on playability in the game :/
I just lost it at the end with his "who the FUCK is this?" Omg I died LOL, John you're the best
26:45 the voice when John's trying to hold his laugh is so funny 😂
The way the rope unfurled at right angles when Leonard threw it out the window lol
Leonard: "The Killer must be Scissorwalker. That means Scissorwalker is behind these murders."
Oh boy... what incredible ways will people die this time? Will we top eaten by vending machine or impaled by a dinner tray?! Will the scissor walker get to use those hedgeclippers more than once this time?!
Edit after watching:
Awwww, only death by secondhand smoke mirror demon? Boring!
Guess we got another scissor death but... it doesn't compare. :(
Don't forget about death by dryer!
That death had me (and Monica) rolling! 🤣
@@streetcone1458 that is true. Turned her into lunch meat rather quickly.
Death by flinging door, Final Destination-style!
Well Leonard wanted to loses some weight and the walker showed him how to cut his weight in half.
"empty red pit" *It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again*
“I miss boob-ah- saurus already” xD
I love how towards the end John's voice just turned into "Perpetual Curious Solid Snake"
I love this series. I’m obviously years late in watching it, but I would love to see more intros like the ones for this game. You did some superb editing recapping the previous show and previewing the new one. I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time. 😅
"Bumbling Baby Boomer" lol your intros never disappoint me, John
John deciding to make intros is the best thing ever.
Jesus John you were absolutely relentless on this from the start lol. Total savagery. But nonethleess I'm enjoying the playthru keep it going
Most of the staffs were Japanese, I wonder that's why the some scripts were weird, maybe its translated from Japanese.
43:26 I giggled. You got me.
It’s a shame. This game could have been pretty good. The closest thing we got to a proper Clock Tower successor was Remothered
that game was almost as worse as this one. I really don't see how anyone could be proud of making this.The characters and acting and movement are surreal to the point it doesn't seem like any of it should exist.
Point for this game, at least it's badness is entertaining while Remothered was just annoying and boring in it's badness
remothered had stronger visuals and better stalkers. but tbh, haunting ground was the best clock tower john played on his channel
It definitely needed more time in development, like an extra year or so to polish it more, but it's really entertaining to play, for the bad reasons of course but entertaining nevertheless. Remothered was definitely much more polished but still boring.
I do think this game is entertaining in a bad way, but... Yeah, this could have been good. You can tell that they put the effort into it: characters look alright and details like their clothes look properly modeled for something made by a small team (I'm guessing).
I think this is my favourite video on this channel. I just love how John comments on Leonard's absolute idiosy and as the game progresses just loses his mind because of how badly designed and written this game is
Right! I always come back to rewatch this series xD
Big mood @ 43:28. You can see John's sanity fell alongside dear ol' Leonard lol
Don't you mean, Monica watched all her F.R.I.E.N.D.S. die?
Yeeeeessssssssss!! I was starting to worry you wouldn't continue this series, You made me so happy! Thank you!!
QRadde Me too. Im very happy.
I do feel like phone chargers are my save point in life, though! 😂😂 But seriously, the way these characters move is painful to watch.
If John got a dollar every time he says life raft he'd be rich 😂
L I F E R A F T
I think John likes Monica a little too much 😂
We men like women with big boobs, but I think Monica's living hair just turns John on too much.
He got attached.
monica moves like she has no joints and talks like she has no brain.
She's my favorite character lol
Monica did have the best design out of all protagonists and her voice acting was arguably better than both Leonard and Rooney, even if it was nothing special.
27:00 I actually had tea coming out my nose.. well done.. well done
I love how much you hate it but you know we love it. YES JOHN GOOD JOHN
11/10 would intro again. Never stop Nightcry, plz 🤣🤣
I haven't laughed that hard in a while im dying lol the whole act is wonderful
''are we getting to play as Monica?''
*two seconds later*
''WHO.
THE.
F*CK.
IS.
THIS.'''
OMG love that intro! Boobosaurus haha and her running. Then straight into you with the life raft hahahah
Thank you John, was in need of a good laugh.
Been a few years but this is probably my favorite John Wolfe LP. John just screaming at how much of a buffoon Leonard is. Perfect.
That baseball is the only sign of humanity, not the hut he's standing in, the radio, the phone charger, the pinups, or anything else in there...I'm dying.
So much unintended comedy gold. Yes, keep playing!
Yay, so glad you came back to this got some hints to help you, hope you take them into consideration. All i will say is doing certain things will enable the true ending, in chapter 3 Monica will give Rooney the ring (which you will later give to Angie in the clothing store later on in the chapter), then Eric will give you medicine which will you should take and when the time comes for a choice to put someone out of their misery, do it and then finally later when you give Angie the ring while she is hiding in the clothing store, she will give you a vip billiard ball to access the vip room, when your inside the vip room, look at both the photo and the diary and don't forget to take the eyeball, it's easy to miss and then boom, true ending received and everyone is happy.
How do any of those things make any sense????
The best thing is, if you don't put someone out of their misery, they kill you with their own spine. Totally makes sense.
Fabio Moreira Lol have you seen this game, i don't know that's a question for the devs but it's what you have to do to obtain the true ending.
Is John making these intros just so he can avoid saying 'hey guys, it's John'?
Every so often I come back and watch this series and I'll never not love John's exasperated "Will you just shut the fuck up, Leonard".
Bumbling Baby Boomer sounds it should be a DOOM enemy.
I died at 43:27 LOL
Leonard runs with this sense of determination; you can feel it just by watching him go.
I'm barely 5 minutes in and I'm cackling, this play through is too funny 😂
43:25 TRIGGERED
It's 2021 and I'm here rewatching this masterpiece of a playthrough
2:37 I legit giggled like I was 12 in reflex at that line .
John: Likes the less sexified, more human looking female model. Me: I have so many reasons to love this man
Just remember John. Sometimes you have to die to continue. Like in the elevator with the old lady. Didn't get an option to avoid her till after ya died once.
Out of context John ( followed by a passionate jazz music in the background )55:46
55:45
game: changes sequence and pacing
john:
who
the
fuck
is
this
Super happy for back to back JW uploads though, god bless 2 days in a row. I am super happy boi
I'm even more confused from this episode than in the last one, I thought this was like a supernatural kinda monster, but there's like a deeper mystery involved? Why were they so sure someone on the island could help them, just cuz of the fire? What do islanders have to do with anything!? I'm so confused, haha, but this is just too hilarious, I love it
Also, I loved that edit at 43:23 XD
That girl's picture should've been in the thumbnail.
26:39 I don't know why you're so surprised by this phrase. Elder people always grumble how rotten and dangerous this generetion because we watch those "chineese cartoons" and put on wierd costumes
Man I really can't wait for part 3.
These Night Cry vids are some of my fav contents from you dude.
some games are so bad that they can un-intentionally turn around and become a masterpiece. Nightcry is so bad it turns around and becomes a piece of shit
John made it a masterpiece with this commentary tho 💕
@@samwisegamgee1243 your optimism is impressive and admirable.
@@_chary990 I really disagree. For me Nightcry has to be one of the funniest most entertaining games on John’s channel, it’s a train wreck but johns commentary makes it a gold mine. I’ve come back to it multiple times
12:17 "We're here to have a good time, right, guys?"
Well, John, I can promise we, the viewers, are here for a good time. You, on the other hand... May God have mercy on your soul and sanity.
43:26 Bravo!
I lost it watching John laugh at the Asian girl in the picture. It wasn't even that funny to me but John's laughing just set me off.
You know, as a matter of fact you DO light a hand of glory in magical lore. It can show you hidden paths, and protect you, but mostly it was supposed to light only its bearer´s way. Sorry, didn´t mean to sound "hey guys, it´s Guys"
Cruise ship marketing 101: don't have 'ANUS' in the ship's name.
I love Solid Snake's voice acting at 50:00 minutes. Didn't think he'd make an appearance in this game. Thanks John 🤙🏻
@43:22 I love this channel
The running and walking cycles in this game are things of pure beauty.
In all seriousness though, I'm really enjoying the playthrough so far! The game is already hilarious, but John's commentary makes it even more hilarious. Looking forward to the next part :)
My favorite description of Leonard it that he's discount Indiana Jones. Like a major discount.
I'm really enjoying your Solid Snake impersonation tbh
This game with John's usual excellent commentary makes for a comedic gem. Definitely looking forward to part 3.