IDIOT WANDERS HAUNTED ISLAND - NightCry [Act 2]

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @thatscheeky649
    @thatscheeky649 6 лет назад +954

    *Leonard picks up an empty pepsi can*
    "Huh, whoever owns this empty Pepsi can probably drank all of the pepsi out of it thus making it an empty pepsi can."

    • @jeremiasestevam4624
      @jeremiasestevam4624 6 лет назад +28

      🤔

    • @SanicfanMeme
      @SanicfanMeme 6 лет назад +4

      ThatsCheeky PFT xD

    • @argthepirate7266
      @argthepirate7266 5 лет назад +156

      "There is a roll of toilet paper here. It's probably used for wiping, although I suppose someone could write on it if they were determined enough. Toilet paper wasn't designed for writing on, though, so it's unlikely anyone has used it for writing on, and I've seen no pens on this island anyway. But that isn't important right now."

    • @RedTailedfox551
      @RedTailedfox551 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @HumbleDial
      @HumbleDial Год назад

      ​@toast1672 was it a Pepsi?

  • @H0TR0B
    @H0TR0B 6 лет назад +698

    "This life raft must be inflatable kind".
    No Leonard, that's its actual size. It's a life raft for cats.

    • @omarabdullah2998
      @omarabdullah2998 6 лет назад +8

      Lol

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 6 лет назад +36

      what is this, a life raft for cats?! it has to be at least three times bigger!

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 6 лет назад +16

      And that's why he's a professor. Cause he be smarte...

    • @TheFlipside
      @TheFlipside 6 лет назад +19

      What is this? A life raft for ants?!

    • @SanicfanMeme
      @SanicfanMeme 6 лет назад +4

      Hell yeah it is- save cats lives too mah dude

  • @mrpenguin451
    @mrpenguin451 6 лет назад +242

    Leonard seems to be very VERY observant for absolutely no reason.

    • @T5ComixCartoonz
      @T5ComixCartoonz 6 лет назад +40

      Bad writing and terribly overdone cliches.

  • @DMThisIsPam
    @DMThisIsPam 6 лет назад +976

    "Bumbling baby boomer." "Boobasaurus." I already love this video.

    • @LadyWisteriaa
      @LadyWisteriaa 6 лет назад +14

      Lol not even a minute and thirty seconds in the video and im already cracking up

    • @lunchlady2060
      @lunchlady2060 6 лет назад +2

      Ugh actually hate that

    • @Endar0
      @Endar0 6 лет назад +13

      If only Monica could transform into a dinosaur to fight the Scissor Walker.

    • @montychristo86
      @montychristo86 6 лет назад +1

      Endar At least she is just as dumb.

    • @Endar0
      @Endar0 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe, but I am wondering if this ritual also causes idiocy to those in the target area.

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 6 лет назад +247

    15:45 Bettie Page was the first widely known bondage model. Chances are the game devs were unable to use an actual photo of her due to copyright concerns and used some random pinup and said it was a Bettie Page S&M pinup.
    The question remains unanswered of _why any of this was necessary_ of course.

    • @chocobro3198
      @chocobro3198 6 лет назад +11

      Had no idea! Thought it was just a grammar fail and they called it that since it looked like one of those bikinis that you tie together with its strings. LMAO The more you know.

    • @AngeliqueStP
      @AngeliqueStP 5 лет назад +25

      Seriously! ...I was like 'lolwut?' None of her awesome trademarks were there: no bondage, no spanking, no straight black hair, no fringe bangs.... could have been Tickle-Me Elmo for all that it looked like her!

  • @Ohio_Funny
    @Ohio_Funny 6 лет назад +230

    Oh, we don't know much. All we know is that there's just been a mass murder on this ship and we're standing outside completely calm.

    • @Fragmentofbone
      @Fragmentofbone 6 лет назад +15

      Pache Brach because we did it 😁hahaha

  • @jman2856
    @jman2856 6 лет назад +471

    I feel like this game was deliberately made for John to roast it.

    • @T5ComixCartoonz
      @T5ComixCartoonz 6 лет назад +22

      Him and everyone else on the internet. XD

    • @aseasangie
      @aseasangie 4 года назад +6

      John was destined for these kinda of things

  • @BoneStack117
    @BoneStack117 6 лет назад +307

    Leonard the kind of guy to throw the only life raft over the boat... without inflating it.

    • @fathergascoigne3558
      @fathergascoigne3558 6 лет назад +35

      as he says, "oh, unfortunately, I have to stop playing with this raft"

    • @Fragmentofbone
      @Fragmentofbone 6 лет назад +10

      How about we inflate Leonard :)

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 6 лет назад +20

      he's already full of hot air, he doesn't need more. unless you want him to explode? im in

  • @momsagainstmuttonchops
    @momsagainstmuttonchops 6 лет назад +297

    WHAT A PR NIGHTMARE FOR THE TERRORISTS
    this is the commentary I sub for

  • @turntechgodbeheaded
    @turntechgodbeheaded 6 лет назад +63

    “idiot wanders haunted island” that’s just me trying my best to clean my room

  • @SchRibbit
    @SchRibbit 6 лет назад +409

    I laughed so hard throughout this whole video, this game is ridiculous and I'm loving your reactions to it.

    • @ek8377
      @ek8377 6 лет назад +7

      Sch Ribbit I was crying! So funny

    • @justina2225
      @justina2225 5 лет назад +10

      @@ek8377 this is the funniest horror game ive ever seen. and its not even trying

  • @corybove4165
    @corybove4165 6 лет назад +264

    I know John hates this but it makes it so funny. Don't stop act 3. It's so bad it's good. The room comes to mind.

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 6 лет назад +34

      I did not hit her

    • @bilbo1778
      @bilbo1778 6 лет назад +27

      ...it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her...

    • @boristheslav2860
      @boristheslav2860 6 лет назад +8

      Peter Kazavis... You are my favorite customer.

    • @tomservo8065
      @tomservo8065 6 лет назад +6

      Anyway how's your sex life?

  • @E-99x
    @E-99x 6 лет назад +487

    I feel like Night Cry would be great for a parody of a slasher/horror movie, bc it’s just so ridiculous and inconsistent.

    • @moondusk8385
      @moondusk8385 6 лет назад +20

      That's what I was thinking. Like Until Dawn, but without girls running around the snow half naked or in bikini's.

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 6 лет назад +12

      @@moondusk8385 in until dawn you can get jess in her underwear... XD
      The thing that jumps at me in this game is how the footsteps are always the same sound. No matter if he's on metal dirt rocks or sand.

    • @moondusk8385
      @moondusk8385 6 лет назад +8

      @Fabio Moreira -True. I love the part in Until Dawn when Jess gets dragged through the window, funny. And she is still alive after all that, not even shivering in her underwear. I think what worries me in this game, is the way their arms move when they run and they lean forward or is it just me seeing how weird that this.

  • @Velarix
    @Velarix 6 лет назад +122

    Who'd have thought that 57 minutes of pain could be this fun to watch.

  • @lordinquisitor6233
    @lordinquisitor6233 6 лет назад +411

    What the hell is with the professor walking animation, he walks like shaggy from scoobie doo

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +8

      Lol you’re right! He does walk like Shaggy!

    • @pitcheralex1262
      @pitcheralex1262 6 лет назад +21

      Plot twist:He IS Shaggy, he just aged.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +7

      +The Comproximeter He let himself go.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 6 лет назад +16

      On a different stream somebody pointed out that he has the same walk as Eggman from Sonic Adventure 2, and they're right, he does.

    • @Fragmentofbone
      @Fragmentofbone 6 лет назад +11

      His pants are made of cement

  • @mrdobalina1092
    @mrdobalina1092 6 лет назад +401

    It’s always pirates or terrorists.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +22

      "Yarr harr, I am John Scissorman, dar Scissoring Terrarist!"

    • @TheTrueDeadFingers
      @TheTrueDeadFingers 6 лет назад +10

      Or worse...
      PIRARRORISTS

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 6 лет назад +9

      "I'm the captain now!"

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 6 лет назад +7

      I wouldnt be too surpising if it was pirates and nobody knew it was monsters. As pirates do still exist but terrorist is like a low possiblity.

    • @m01mast3r
      @m01mast3r 6 лет назад +4

      or the buttler.

  • @Daydreamer947
    @Daydreamer947 6 лет назад +165

    As someone who sold propane and propane accessories, the filling period for a gas canister is actually 12 years.

  • @kellswitch
    @kellswitch 6 лет назад +75

    I love it when John argues with the game.

  • @vidarval
    @vidarval 6 лет назад +10

    Most of the voice acting for Leonard is just grunting, John's voice acting for him was just perfect.

  • @tailor31415
    @tailor31415 6 лет назад +293

    wait, the ship was off course for a week and no one noticed a problem? normally cruise ships stop in port every few days, that should have been a clue...

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +66

      This game is hilariously bad. The end.

    • @sasutomato
      @sasutomato 6 лет назад +25

      Clearly they were drunk lol XD

    • @erikab7439
      @erikab7439 6 лет назад +23

      Yeah and there wasn't any blood or body parts from the scissor man?

    • @drstrangelove307
      @drstrangelove307 6 лет назад +19

      tailor31415 I assume it went off course when the monsters attack, and it was sailing off course a week before the coast guard found it. So it was missing for a week after the report of it being attacked.

  • @101ILoveMarinaHoe
    @101ILoveMarinaHoe 6 лет назад +135

    As an archaeologist, Leonard's commentary on the "primitive" cultures makes me cringe so damn hard. It's a classic idea in archaeology that when you can't figure out the purpose of an artefact it's simply "ritual". But it's not entirely true. Like the 'Mother Goddess' theory, which was so widespread in the field, "scholars tended to use the 'Mother Goddess' label for all female figurines found at sites". And this happened for a long time, due to confirmation bias about assuming they were to represent fertility. Only recently are we skeptical about it, noting their stylistic and technical differences between all of the figurines academics once saw as one in the same. It's easy to take the simplistic view though, I get it. Yeah, sorry about this irrelevant rant.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +11

      Leonard is a whackjob, not a professor or anything.

    • @101ILoveMarinaHoe
      @101ILoveMarinaHoe 6 лет назад +12

      @@CryingZombie666 he speaks like he's one haha

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +17

      Key word is “trying” to speak like he’s one.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад +16

      Your commentary is spot-on and not irrelevant at all! Leonard's constant "historical" comments were super sub-par. I feel bad for anybody who took his class. 😅

    • @gabymerman9005
      @gabymerman9005 2 года назад +2

      I'm late to the party, but what's the theory skeptics have for the women figures ? As I'm interested in prehistorical art I've listened to specialists of the french cave paintings saying that according to comparisons made with cave 'art' from all around the world it's highly probable that the cave was seen as a source of life, hence the woman body. It doesn't seem stupid to me at all but I'm curious to know what else is considered.

  • @jadesmith417
    @jadesmith417 6 лет назад +308

    I love how ambitious you've gotten with then intros! I hope you have as much fun making them as we do watching them.

  • @BoneStack117
    @BoneStack117 6 лет назад +326

    Ah yes, the ultimate form of the male power fantasy: Leonard.

    • @That_One_Xatu
      @That_One_Xatu 6 лет назад +25

      But of course! I'd bet no one could name a better example of hyper masculinity in today's entertainment media that ISN'T Mr. Magoo.

    • @aintthatmrmr
      @aintthatmrmr 2 года назад +7

      Too bad gender equality is so widespread these days ugh

  • @quintonquill
    @quintonquill 6 лет назад +68

    "What's the end goal of this".... to drive John mad.

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 6 лет назад +13

      I must say, watching John go into several consecutive rants as he just finds more and more things to be angered and baffled by is hilarious.

  • @CoolAwesomeMaster
    @CoolAwesomeMaster 6 лет назад +621

    Nightcry, more like I *Mightcry* at how bad this game is lol

    • @MeAmSmack
      @MeAmSmack 6 лет назад +8

      Dimentio, Master of Dimensions Heyo!

    • @Count_Gustav
      @Count_Gustav 6 лет назад +13

      Its Bad yet its so good

    • @Anths_art
      @Anths_art 6 лет назад +2

      Dimentio, Master of Dimensions baha yes

    • @TheFlipside
      @TheFlipside 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hey another person with a Dimentio profile pic

    • @ghettogeishamodel
      @ghettogeishamodel 6 лет назад +1

      This post made me happy.

  • @mowup6912
    @mowup6912 6 лет назад +26

    Leonard's descriptions are the most random i've seen in all horror games, this is too entertaining. Keep it up John

  • @ChronosCooper
    @ChronosCooper 6 лет назад +96

    Dude, you MUST finish this game. Its about time we watch horror and comedy at the same time. And Leonard is the best man. Ended up watching the video twice cuz damn this guy is a pun master. HAHHAHAHAH

  • @Rose-dx4li
    @Rose-dx4li 6 лет назад +190

    Why is Leonard's body built like a box?

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 6 лет назад +81

      Maybe he forgot to take the coat hanger when he put it on.

    • @YuuKanda07
      @YuuKanda07 6 лет назад +28

      They ran out of budget and decided to render him in Roblox-quality graphics. Hahahaha

    • @argthepirate7266
      @argthepirate7266 5 лет назад +14

      That is blatant box shaming.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад +13

      Because they couldn't give him the same body type as Boobasaurus

  • @nightmareresearch6139
    @nightmareresearch6139 6 лет назад +41

    I feel like the diary should of ended with something like “I ate Johnny. He was delicious!”

  • @rubycrimson1353
    @rubycrimson1353 6 лет назад +86

    John, your intro actually helped me a lot because I already had forgotten about the game xD thanks!

  • @DisDatK9
    @DisDatK9 6 лет назад +144

    Of course, I should have seen it all along. The mastermind was obviously the TINY ASIAN GIRL!!!!

    • @RunyaEithelNar
      @RunyaEithelNar 5 лет назад +6

      And her Emo Hipster Hitler Godzilla! :D [forgot his name orz]

  • @pcotic
    @pcotic 4 года назад +21

    I have lost count how many times I’ve come back to this video of yours John to watch you laugh at 26.30 mark. The ‘significance’ of the photo. I love it so much....lol

  • @lammergeier5289
    @lammergeier5289 6 лет назад +89

    "Idiot wanders haunted island" looks like those articles about the terrible Florida Man whose name one shouldn't speak of. I like it.

  • @abloodredpearl8565
    @abloodredpearl8565 5 лет назад +9

    I had to watch this series again. I love your sass and cheekiness. It makes you more real because you are always so blunt. I love the intros you did for this series too lol. Your titles can be so funny for your videos and this video is such a good example lol. You show yourself through every detail and that's awesome :). Your playthrough makes me so very happy lol.

  • @grumpysphinx4911
    @grumpysphinx4911 6 лет назад +154

    Why do all the characters in this game run so unnaturally?

    • @Crimson7Qrow
      @Crimson7Qrow 6 лет назад +9

      GrumpySphinx because is funny lol

    • @LoveNathasha
      @LoveNathasha 6 лет назад +50

      Monica was drunk. But Leonard has no excuse.

    • @PersephoneDaSilva
      @PersephoneDaSilva 6 лет назад +5

      @@LoveNathasha He's fat.

    • @StabYourBrain
      @StabYourBrain 6 лет назад +36

      Whoever animated this was just terrible at it.. or never saw a person moving from A to B before. But i love it.

    • @vrehse7037
      @vrehse7037 4 года назад +5

      What do you mean? It's perfect

  • @walruswaspaul123
    @walruswaspaul123 6 лет назад +22

    “What about the phone charger?”
    OR THE HUMAN BONES

  • @kdaughterofzion3279
    @kdaughterofzion3279 6 лет назад +39

    43:27 is my favorite part

  • @suncatcherbam8052
    @suncatcherbam8052 6 лет назад +26

    This intro was hands down my favorite. Freakin Leonard...

  • @wild_egg_bush
    @wild_egg_bush 6 лет назад +88

    Next intro: "If you thought Leonard was bad, wait until you meet...
    (Slight Spoiler?)
    ROONEY."

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 лет назад +11

      Zoë Dowgiala dun dun dun....

    • @lich109
      @lich109 6 лет назад +10

      She's at least slightly better than Leonard, about on the same level as Monica.

    • @wild_egg_bush
      @wild_egg_bush 6 лет назад

      I respect your opinion, but I dislike the upcoming character most.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 6 лет назад

      How come?

    • @wild_egg_bush
      @wild_egg_bush 6 лет назад +9

      The "woe is me, everyone hates me, but I'M the only one who can save everyone" characters piss me off. Whereas Leonard is trying to help his students, and Monica is a bitch with more depth (caring for her younger sibling/s) as a character.
      Just my own opinion, and not based on playability in the game :/

  • @LadyAlteria
    @LadyAlteria 6 лет назад +2

    I just lost it at the end with his "who the FUCK is this?" Omg I died LOL, John you're the best

  • @aintthatmrmr
    @aintthatmrmr 2 года назад +6

    26:45 the voice when John's trying to hold his laugh is so funny 😂

  • @Kim_wexlers_ponytail_
    @Kim_wexlers_ponytail_ 2 года назад +1

    The way the rope unfurled at right angles when Leonard threw it out the window lol

  • @Nanomasa00
    @Nanomasa00 4 года назад +1

    Leonard: "The Killer must be Scissorwalker. That means Scissorwalker is behind these murders."

  • @BodySprayMan
    @BodySprayMan 6 лет назад +100

    Oh boy... what incredible ways will people die this time? Will we top eaten by vending machine or impaled by a dinner tray?! Will the scissor walker get to use those hedgeclippers more than once this time?!
    Edit after watching:
    Awwww, only death by secondhand smoke mirror demon? Boring!
    Guess we got another scissor death but... it doesn't compare. :(

    • @streetcone1458
      @streetcone1458 6 лет назад +14

      Don't forget about death by dryer!
      That death had me (and Monica) rolling! 🤣

    • @BodySprayMan
      @BodySprayMan 6 лет назад +3

      @@streetcone1458 that is true. Turned her into lunch meat rather quickly.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +3

      Death by flinging door, Final Destination-style!

    • @yamadiyoo9658
      @yamadiyoo9658 6 лет назад +6

      Well Leonard wanted to loses some weight and the walker showed him how to cut his weight in half.

  • @dazed_is_confused
    @dazed_is_confused 6 лет назад +65

    "empty red pit" *It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again*

  • @487lovel9
    @487lovel9 6 лет назад +41

    “I miss boob-ah- saurus already” xD

  • @laggy3099
    @laggy3099 6 лет назад +7

    I love how towards the end John's voice just turned into "Perpetual Curious Solid Snake"

  • @bymasselyn
    @bymasselyn Год назад +2

    I love this series. I’m obviously years late in watching it, but I would love to see more intros like the ones for this game. You did some superb editing recapping the previous show and previewing the new one. I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time. 😅

  • @StarsinRain
    @StarsinRain 6 лет назад +69

    "Bumbling Baby Boomer" lol your intros never disappoint me, John

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 6 лет назад +2

      John deciding to make intros is the best thing ever.

  • @hardfugoo1
    @hardfugoo1 6 лет назад +12

    Jesus John you were absolutely relentless on this from the start lol. Total savagery. But nonethleess I'm enjoying the playthru keep it going

  • @TewaShin
    @TewaShin 6 лет назад +29

    Most of the staffs were Japanese, I wonder that's why the some scripts were weird, maybe its translated from Japanese.

  • @GrantTheHierophant
    @GrantTheHierophant 6 лет назад +1

    43:26 I giggled. You got me.

  • @peterweber5627
    @peterweber5627 6 лет назад +103

    It’s a shame. This game could have been pretty good. The closest thing we got to a proper Clock Tower successor was Remothered

    • @Filthy_Goblin_44
      @Filthy_Goblin_44 6 лет назад +14

      that game was almost as worse as this one. I really don't see how anyone could be proud of making this.The characters and acting and movement are surreal to the point it doesn't seem like any of it should exist.

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 6 лет назад +33

      Point for this game, at least it's badness is entertaining while Remothered was just annoying and boring in it's badness

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 6 лет назад +23

      remothered had stronger visuals and better stalkers. but tbh, haunting ground was the best clock tower john played on his channel

    • @landayly4464
      @landayly4464 6 лет назад +7

      It definitely needed more time in development, like an extra year or so to polish it more, but it's really entertaining to play, for the bad reasons of course but entertaining nevertheless. Remothered was definitely much more polished but still boring.

    • @rachelwindsor850
      @rachelwindsor850 6 лет назад +10

      I do think this game is entertaining in a bad way, but... Yeah, this could have been good. You can tell that they put the effort into it: characters look alright and details like their clothes look properly modeled for something made by a small team (I'm guessing).

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 3 года назад +8

    I think this is my favourite video on this channel. I just love how John comments on Leonard's absolute idiosy and as the game progresses just loses his mind because of how badly designed and written this game is

    • @VettiYo
      @VettiYo 3 года назад +2

      Right! I always come back to rewatch this series xD

  • @devnax835
    @devnax835 6 лет назад +1

    Big mood @ 43:28. You can see John's sanity fell alongside dear ol' Leonard lol

  • @risacooper
    @risacooper 6 лет назад +15

    Don't you mean, Monica watched all her F.R.I.E.N.D.S. die?

  • @QRadde
    @QRadde 6 лет назад +10

    Yeeeeessssssssss!! I was starting to worry you wouldn't continue this series, You made me so happy! Thank you!!

  • @too_tired_for_this
    @too_tired_for_this 4 года назад +2

    I do feel like phone chargers are my save point in life, though! 😂😂 But seriously, the way these characters move is painful to watch.

  • @CiarraHarvey
    @CiarraHarvey 6 лет назад +167

    If John got a dollar every time he says life raft he'd be rich 😂

  • @tiffanygutierrez4559
    @tiffanygutierrez4559 6 лет назад +43

    I think John likes Monica a little too much 😂

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 6 лет назад +23

      We men like women with big boobs, but I think Monica's living hair just turns John on too much.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 лет назад +23

      He got attached.

    • @Filthy_Goblin_44
      @Filthy_Goblin_44 6 лет назад +27

      monica moves like she has no joints and talks like she has no brain.

    • @Crimson7Qrow
      @Crimson7Qrow 6 лет назад +12

      She's my favorite character lol

    • @richwalk3954
      @richwalk3954 6 лет назад +22

      Monica did have the best design out of all protagonists and her voice acting was arguably better than both Leonard and Rooney, even if it was nothing special.

  • @paulgascoigne5343
    @paulgascoigne5343 6 лет назад +2

    27:00 I actually had tea coming out my nose.. well done.. well done

  • @ewigengeist
    @ewigengeist 6 лет назад +13

    I love how much you hate it but you know we love it. YES JOHN GOOD JOHN

  • @jwillingham9244
    @jwillingham9244 6 лет назад +8

    11/10 would intro again. Never stop Nightcry, plz 🤣🤣

  • @landayly4464
    @landayly4464 6 лет назад +16

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while im dying lol the whole act is wonderful

  • @cebolla3922
    @cebolla3922 5 лет назад +4

    ''are we getting to play as Monica?''
    *two seconds later*
    ''WHO.
    THE.
    F*CK.
    IS.
    THIS.'''

  • @BinkyT
    @BinkyT 6 лет назад +2

    OMG love that intro! Boobosaurus haha and her running. Then straight into you with the life raft hahahah
    Thank you John, was in need of a good laugh.

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon 2 года назад +1

    Been a few years but this is probably my favorite John Wolfe LP. John just screaming at how much of a buffoon Leonard is. Perfect.

  • @SaviorofGaming
    @SaviorofGaming 6 лет назад +1

    That baseball is the only sign of humanity, not the hut he's standing in, the radio, the phone charger, the pinups, or anything else in there...I'm dying.

  • @wjeffreyrankin
    @wjeffreyrankin 6 лет назад +3

    So much unintended comedy gold. Yes, keep playing!

  • @saylosrelyks8645
    @saylosrelyks8645 6 лет назад +6

    Yay, so glad you came back to this got some hints to help you, hope you take them into consideration. All i will say is doing certain things will enable the true ending, in chapter 3 Monica will give Rooney the ring (which you will later give to Angie in the clothing store later on in the chapter), then Eric will give you medicine which will you should take and when the time comes for a choice to put someone out of their misery, do it and then finally later when you give Angie the ring while she is hiding in the clothing store, she will give you a vip billiard ball to access the vip room, when your inside the vip room, look at both the photo and the diary and don't forget to take the eyeball, it's easy to miss and then boom, true ending received and everyone is happy.

    • @fabiomoreira1506
      @fabiomoreira1506 6 лет назад +2

      How do any of those things make any sense????

    • @suraventri2544
      @suraventri2544 6 лет назад +3

      The best thing is, if you don't put someone out of their misery, they kill you with their own spine. Totally makes sense.

    • @saylosrelyks8645
      @saylosrelyks8645 6 лет назад +3

      Fabio Moreira Lol have you seen this game, i don't know that's a question for the devs but it's what you have to do to obtain the true ending.

  • @lawgx9819
    @lawgx9819 6 лет назад +55

    Is John making these intros just so he can avoid saying 'hey guys, it's John'?

  • @Tobiichi
    @Tobiichi 9 месяцев назад +1

    Every so often I come back and watch this series and I'll never not love John's exasperated "Will you just shut the fuck up, Leonard".

  • @lydiabraun8309
    @lydiabraun8309 6 лет назад +88

    Bumbling Baby Boomer sounds it should be a DOOM enemy.

  • @regulussky6560
    @regulussky6560 6 лет назад +1

    I died at 43:27 LOL

  • @tinnyle2719
    @tinnyle2719 3 года назад +1

    Leonard runs with this sense of determination; you can feel it just by watching him go.

  • @spider-queen
    @spider-queen 6 лет назад +4

    I'm barely 5 minutes in and I'm cackling, this play through is too funny 😂

  • @craignewsome2058
    @craignewsome2058 6 лет назад +1

    43:25 TRIGGERED

  • @xiuoso4699
    @xiuoso4699 4 года назад +4

    It's 2021 and I'm here rewatching this masterpiece of a playthrough

  • @lizismis
    @lizismis 6 лет назад +4

    2:37 I legit giggled like I was 12 in reflex at that line .

  • @RoseTuneTaylor
    @RoseTuneTaylor 4 года назад +1

    John: Likes the less sexified, more human looking female model. Me: I have so many reasons to love this man

  • @dawnmccarthy1
    @dawnmccarthy1 6 лет назад +2

    Just remember John. Sometimes you have to die to continue. Like in the elevator with the old lady. Didn't get an option to avoid her till after ya died once.

  • @mysterioushawk2171
    @mysterioushawk2171 4 года назад +1

    Out of context John ( followed by a passionate jazz music in the background )55:46

  • @bhrisgonzalez3259
    @bhrisgonzalez3259 5 лет назад +2

    55:45
    game: changes sequence and pacing
    john:
    who
    the
    fuck
    is
    this

  • @christop3
    @christop3 6 лет назад +4

    Super happy for back to back JW uploads though, god bless 2 days in a row. I am super happy boi

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 6 лет назад +2

    I'm even more confused from this episode than in the last one, I thought this was like a supernatural kinda monster, but there's like a deeper mystery involved? Why were they so sure someone on the island could help them, just cuz of the fire? What do islanders have to do with anything!? I'm so confused, haha, but this is just too hilarious, I love it
    Also, I loved that edit at 43:23 XD

  • @Senic509
    @Senic509 6 лет назад +22

    That girl's picture should've been in the thumbnail.

  • @Danariya1
    @Danariya1 6 лет назад +3

    26:39 I don't know why you're so surprised by this phrase. Elder people always grumble how rotten and dangerous this generetion because we watch those "chineese cartoons" and put on wierd costumes

  • @toddhoward5555
    @toddhoward5555 6 лет назад +2

    Man I really can't wait for part 3.
    These Night Cry vids are some of my fav contents from you dude.

  • @_chary990
    @_chary990 6 лет назад +53

    some games are so bad that they can un-intentionally turn around and become a masterpiece. Nightcry is so bad it turns around and becomes a piece of shit

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 4 года назад +5

      John made it a masterpiece with this commentary tho 💕

    • @_chary990
      @_chary990 4 года назад +5

      @@samwisegamgee1243 your optimism is impressive and admirable.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 года назад +3

      @@_chary990 I really disagree. For me Nightcry has to be one of the funniest most entertaining games on John’s channel, it’s a train wreck but johns commentary makes it a gold mine. I’ve come back to it multiple times

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor 6 лет назад +1

    12:17 "We're here to have a good time, right, guys?"
    Well, John, I can promise we, the viewers, are here for a good time. You, on the other hand... May God have mercy on your soul and sanity.

  • @dmbradley4
    @dmbradley4 6 лет назад +1

    43:26 Bravo!

  • @rosewilson1052
    @rosewilson1052 6 лет назад +4

    I lost it watching John laugh at the Asian girl in the picture. It wasn't even that funny to me but John's laughing just set me off.

  • @eleacastellano4372
    @eleacastellano4372 6 лет назад +2

    You know, as a matter of fact you DO light a hand of glory in magical lore. It can show you hidden paths, and protect you, but mostly it was supposed to light only its bearer´s way. Sorry, didn´t mean to sound "hey guys, it´s Guys"

  • @gestaposantaclaus
    @gestaposantaclaus 3 года назад +1

    Cruise ship marketing 101: don't have 'ANUS' in the ship's name.

  • @katqt32
    @katqt32 6 лет назад

    I love Solid Snake's voice acting at 50:00 minutes. Didn't think he'd make an appearance in this game. Thanks John 🤙🏻

  • @wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047
    @wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047 6 лет назад +1

    @43:22 I love this channel

  • @Shizuko11
    @Shizuko11 6 лет назад

    The running and walking cycles in this game are things of pure beauty.
    In all seriousness though, I'm really enjoying the playthrough so far! The game is already hilarious, but John's commentary makes it even more hilarious. Looking forward to the next part :)

  • @HatchlingChibi
    @HatchlingChibi 4 года назад +1

    My favorite description of Leonard it that he's discount Indiana Jones. Like a major discount.

  • @themadamephantom
    @themadamephantom 6 лет назад +1

    I'm really enjoying your Solid Snake impersonation tbh

  • @Tripp426
    @Tripp426 6 лет назад

    This game with John's usual excellent commentary makes for a comedic gem. Definitely looking forward to part 3.