Thank God somebody, and it's a celebrity, too, decided to take the time and make the sacrifice to not only educate the American public but serenade them at the same time! That's MULTITASKING! Without Dave Barry, we as a nation would be lost! Thank you, Dave! You are a national treasure!
I need to read more of your books. I read the Jewish guide and the one where you went in search of the swamp ape, and had fun at a Miami shooting range. Library is closed due to the Coronavirus, so when it's over will read more. For now I have 3 Carl Hiaasen books to read, I'm sure you know him. Lol Love your house! Very coral gables style or key west. Hello from Boca Raton. Missed you a few months ago when you were at the Boca Raton library unfortunately.
Alert viewers will notice that Dave never dried his hands. The Surgeon General has stated that failure to dry one's hands before using the toilet paper around one's neck can lead to disastrous consequences, including but not limited to an unpleasant experience known in layman's terms as "the poke through".
My husband was reading 'Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus' to me and I said, 'Dave was on Wheel of Fortune? That has to be on RUclips!' And it wasn't, but this was and it made me happy to see that the great Dave Barry was just a human being like me, except with nice patio furniture and quieter family members. It gave me hope that my life's dream of going from an unemployed mother of 5 in sweat pants to a semi-successful writer in sweat pants with nice patio furniture could come true. Also, it gave me time to consider said patio's ceiling beam style instead of actually writing anything.
Ah Dave, so great seeing you; I can always count on you for a laugh. BTW, it might be time to rerun "Molecular homicide". It was so helpful when my daughter was a teenager and occasionally got so sick with flu. I used to read it to her and it had her laughing out loud even though she was feeling miserable. And then she would read it to me when I felt miserable. We knew that feeling so very well. I am staying safe, sanity is dubious.
Dave, you are still the sexiest man alive. It may be the humor, or the bowl haircut, but mostly, I think, it is Lucy. Being a Friend of Lucy makes you irresistibly attractive to middle-aged lesbians.
I wash my hands that long every day. Granted, I work in a metal fab shop and need industrial-grade soap to get all of the grease and grime off, so your mileage may vary.
Crikey, Dave! That hand-washing time is fine, but the technique is a little sketchy! Don't reckon it'd pass the pub test. Or the Surgeon General test! 😁😁😁
“Stay safe, stay sane, and stay away from me.” Thank you for my new motto, Mr. Barry.
I wrote Dave Barry a letter about 20 years ago. He sent me back a letter and an autographed photo. Still have it.
Thank God somebody, and it's a celebrity, too, decided to take the time and make the sacrifice to not only educate the American public but serenade them at the same time! That's MULTITASKING! Without Dave Barry, we as a nation would be lost! Thank you, Dave! You are a national treasure!
Toilet paper in the news! Dave has been training for this moment all his life! You’re a shoe-in for the Poo-litzer Prize, Dave.
"I don't know where you're going to get a dog like that. Amazon's completely out of them."
"...I don't know where you get a dog, they're sold out on Amazon." I DIED.
That's real good, Dave. I was beginning to wonder if I should have gotten out of bed this morning, and now I know.
Greetings to Dave Barry from your long time fan in Taiwan.
I need to read more of your books. I read the Jewish guide and the one where you went in search of the swamp ape, and had fun at a Miami shooting range. Library is closed due to the Coronavirus, so when it's over will read more. For now I have 3 Carl Hiaasen books to read, I'm sure you know him. Lol
Love your house! Very coral gables style or key west.
Hello from Boca Raton. Missed you a few months ago when you were at the Boca Raton library unfortunately.
Alert viewers will notice that Dave never dried his hands. The Surgeon General has stated that failure to dry one's hands before using the toilet paper around one's neck can lead to disastrous consequences, including but not limited to an unpleasant experience known in layman's terms as "the poke through".
I had a good laugh. Thank you, Dave. I can always count on you to lighten the mood!
My husband was reading 'Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus' to me and I said, 'Dave was on Wheel of Fortune? That has to be on RUclips!' And it wasn't, but this was and it made me happy to see that the great Dave Barry was just a human being like me, except with nice patio furniture and quieter family members. It gave me hope that my life's dream of going from an unemployed mother of 5 in sweat pants to a semi-successful writer in sweat pants with nice patio furniture could come true. Also, it gave me time to consider said patio's ceiling beam style instead of actually writing anything.
I happen to have all those books Dave.
I've been in Dave's house! Best part is the sign in the bathroom telling you not to steal the sign:)
I think that's inspired by a sign he stole from a hotel. It was a sign below the towels that said "DO NOT STEAL".
@@Thrifty032781 Yes he wrote in 2 books and a column about that:) he went on Oprah and stole another hotel sign saying "don't steal the towels". 😂😜
As my brother said, there is no shortage of toilet paper, just an abundance of assholes.
Can’t get toilet paper...CAN get books...what are the cheapest huge volumes you can buy printed on very soft paper?
Ah Dave, so great seeing you; I can always count on you for a laugh. BTW, it might be time to rerun "Molecular homicide". It was so helpful when my daughter was a teenager and occasionally got so sick with flu. I used to read it to her and it had her laughing out loud even though she was feeling miserable. And then she would read it to me when I felt miserable. We knew that feeling so very well. I am staying safe, sanity is dubious.
Lucy is still alive! That's the best news of the day.
I already happen to have those books dave, maybe time to write another one
Read them again!
I love the homemade, amateur, handheld, glitchy vibe of this. Love it! It's like something your average Joe, Joanne, or Bill would do. 😁👍🙏
Or your average Dave.
@@peterturner2339 Or Tomasina, Dickensia, or Harriet. 😉
Still better quality than the average Joe...
Biden!
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I'm 3 years late here, but does anyone else think that Old Dave Barry looks like supermarket-brand Old Harrison Ford?
Dave, you are still the sexiest man alive. It may be the humor, or the bowl haircut, but mostly, I think, it is Lucy. Being a Friend of Lucy makes you irresistibly attractive to middle-aged lesbians.
Oh I love Dave😂
He is making this up.
Thanks Dave! You're awesome.
Did people really wash their hands for that long?
I wash my hands that long every day. Granted, I work in a metal fab shop and need industrial-grade soap to get all of the grease and grime off, so your mileage may vary.
*watching the video*
I have all those books ... right?
*checks shelf*
WHO THE HELL BORROWED MY GUIDE TO GUYS AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK
Don't worry, Dave Barry. I have social distancing on my own. I am self-isolating myself even though I don't have the coronavirus.
this is so stupid haha " social distancing lamp"
Dog doesn't move.
hey Dave, you actually have a part in your hair....
You forgot to wear a mask and social distance, not just social distance by your light contraption. You are an absolute riot!!
Where is Zippy the dog?
I love Dave Barry, but why would anyone call himself a "celebrity"?
I never noticed this before, Dave looks like Kevin Sorbo
Dave wrote a book?
Crikey, Dave! That hand-washing time is fine, but the technique is a little sketchy! Don't reckon it'd pass the pub test. Or the Surgeon General test! 😁😁😁
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So we can wipe our asses with your books. Okay! Good advice.
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