Recruiting The Elementals - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 28 июл 2021
- I can't defend my kingdom alone but with the help of the elements I may stand a chance.
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“TABS is one of the most unpredictable videos”
Three Random Games: Are you challenging me?
Mobile masochist: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.
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Why da hell does it say This comment has 1 reply but when I clicked on it it has 3-
Three random games sometimes have a Topic to follow like the Christmas edition or hide the body edition
Fun Fact: The chronomancer’s transformation isn’t affected by damage, but the amount of attacks he gets off!
Cool
@@hunterbissonette3361 we need to relay this info to the captain, SPREAD THE WORD!
Still wrong it’s on just how long he’s there just check the clock
@@supernianlliama568 clock don't tick if he doesn't deal damage, unless they changed that.
@@ClownFishisgood true
"'Tabs' is a whole lot better for branding than 'Simp'"
Amazing, Absolutely Amazing.
Yea
I wonder how he came up with that so fast
the fact that one of his present elves tripped on the stairs and got stuck there for a minute is just impossible for me to get over. seems like the stairs were also impossible to get over.
If you ever feel sad just remember that there is always that one soldier who is hanging on for dear life to his catapult.
I wonder if the catapult tries to mate with the rider or if the rider tries to mate with the catapult
@@manualbutton1416 they try to mate with each other so both
The real question is...who's/what's the top 🤨
@@Gh0st_2144 the soldier
@@manualbutton1416 you can say sex
“Get your minds out of the gutter”
Does cap even know what fan base he has?
yes.
Gutter birds.
We are the gutter
Of course, because if he didn't he wouldn't be saying that all the time
@@Lightning7112 bruh
i'm pretty sure the elementalist fights are supposed to be simultaneous. that's why you can't use them against each other, and why you'll still have enough time to save the kingdom.
The shadow manipulator doesn’t manipulate shadows. He manipulates himself into the enemy’s shadow.
Cap: Get your minds out of the gutter
Caps fan base: I AM THE GUTTER!!!
*so take your mind out*
@@procrastinator5098 but we are the gutter
@@Natehanb so get the mind out of the gutter aka us
I really want can to see this
@@xandraxie3183 lobotomy
What’s crazy is captainsauce has had a little over 2k videos and 128 of them are tabs videos and that honestly blows my mind
Only 128?
It feels like there's a whole lot more than that but alriggt
Yeah only 128, just check the playlist
Well unless you count old tabs
@@givemeanameiwillhate9525 yea old tabs would make around 150 I think
He’s my comfort youtuber
Fun fact: when the chronomancer transforms his name changes to time ninja and when the void monarch transforms his name gets changed to dark king
Cool!
Can we just appreciate how good not only these designs are but how creative they are
Tabs: I'm going to add a catapult
a few years later
Captain sauce: Hello everyone welcome back to some more Tabs where you can see a catapult trying to make love with it's rider.
Catahumain sex
Hey uh I need some advice so I just watched a women get stabbed to death and I'm a little traumatized
@@moist_shroud1602 did u stab her
@@martinegornail9726 that like that one my little pony friendship is magic fan art of the abomination of discords and fluttershy child and Jesus Christ
@@Penguin-io4wp good question no I didnt do it but there was a vid a friend sent me of a women getting stabbed to death by her ex husband and it's a real video there were news reports and everything
Day 26 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
Do it please
Hewwo cute fwemdly scp slime
I agree personely I’m trying to get him to bring raft or knockout league.
Keep going scp-999
Cheers bro I'll drink to that.
"This isn't a win, it's a draw!"
Plenty of swords being drawn in that pile, that's for sure...
me saying tabs can't get any weirder:
tabs getting weirder:🗿
"Why do their's teleport down instantly and shove swords in one hole and out the other before you can realize"
- CaptainSauce 2021
Imagine not knowing his name🤡
@@SirLadolot imagine having such a high level of daddy issues you take it out on everyone else 🤡
I lost my shit when he said that lmfao
@@SirLadolot, his name is Greg.
20:43 I like how Cap notices everything but the floating baby.
It's just a cupid
@@RobinRhombus2 cupid are baby aren't they
@@RobinRhombus2 or are they just small people with wing
@@yoshtomah5662 it’s depicted as both
9:09 if you couldn’t tell how he died but still “smoked” the archers, it wasn’t the fall damage that killed him, it was the last archer standing who hit him with an arrow
you have to go crazy :25 clams and 25 cheer leaders :good luck Sauce
Man, I can’t believe this guy does all this non scripted! That SIMP joke flew over my head before he literally spelled it out for me. This guy is so quick witted!
Ikr
@@personplaysrandomgamesb4315 2 seconds ago it’s nice being early
@Dada King That one is good, but IKR just doesn’t have the same kind of comedic qualities as SIMP
@@redactedoktor Blissful runaway ultra hogs
@@eiko1 Now theres an acronym if I’ve ever heard one!
When ever you see the off-brand power rangers with googly eyes for the thumbnail you know you are about to have a good time
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yes
Correct a++++ for you
I just want to thank you for the consistently amazing content that's kept me alive the past few years, and I'm pretty sure that most other people here think that too.
Keep going!
-Ari
A s h k e t c h u m
I dont know why, but I want to see sponsor turkey again
We all do
He's probably going to show up this November.
Cheers bro I'll drink to that.
Moreeeeee
I say the hobbit you use the reaper on them so much they have “experience “
same thanks for saying it so i dont have to
I’d have to say, the bomb stick unit would most likely have the most puckered butthole because 1. They’re very low health, and a melee unit and 2., if they land a hit they get exploded and flung into the air
But think about it,
Snuffles.
@@3clisp315 damn you kinda got a point
@@winged_destro the fat is hiding something
@@3clisp315 lol
"The Holy Super weapons."
- 1 Cannon.
- 5 Priests.
- 7 Cheer leaders.
And for the other one.
- 1 Ballista.
- 5 Priests for the Ballista.
- 7 Cheer leaders.
And 9 Vampires Behind of the Ballista.
See which one is Better?
If None of them then call it a Draw.
Idk if you still do this but it's from me. :)
22:05.
Smart
CaptainSauce did these lists of Breaking down units into Groups of Different Factions and used tho's Lists to Make it happen, Putting in teams or Making Custome units to Test about.
“I think the mad mechanic might work”
Ya flame throwers usually work at killing most things
PvZ pfp, nice…
There shooting souls not fire
In TABS, nothing has to make sense!
But you forget, this is TABS
Like spiders?
I think all that Fishing Food has been rubbing of on Cap with all the puns lol
So true
President:Captain sauce's famous words are
Cap:get your mind out of the gutter
The fire elemental went to Hell? Well, just wait for Doomguy to finish him off
Day 3 of asking agent sauce to play I expect you to die 2 when it comes out
He probably will
He’s like the Taco Bell of blades
Captain sauce 2021
There’s nothing better then eating a half jar of pickles while watching tabs
Captain Sauce by the way the present elf only throws one present now. At some point they probably realized how overpowered it was to have them throw multiple and now they throw one then start to punch.
The giant skeleton is the most puckered, cause what is there to stab that’ll hurt it and not go through
Straight through that pelvis lol
@Grant Bridges and they’re tall :)
i wait for this man to upload every day he is actually funny
Hearing cap say "COME ON BI###" just calms my soul
"Hnyegha dhagibu"
"ok, that's great, but can ya try walking?"
Cap: TABS is Better than SIMP
Me: Cheers Bro I'll drink to that
Cheers man
Cheers man
dont drink its illegal
@@5on7YT **Cautiously drinks soda**
@@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 *dose same*
my life has been going downhill but your content makes me happy keep up the good work :D
Ya sauce can make anything funny
Same
Keep strong✊
Let's go
i don't know if i am just tired but when I saw the elf that had a face full of present at 23:05 i lost it for like a solid minute. keep up the great content
absolutely love it, been watching your content for a long time and you rock CaptainSauce
Sauce: Says Ash Ketchum
Me: *WHEEZ*
mw too
What's your favourite character
I laughed
W H E E Z Z Z Z
"He's like the Taco Bell of blades!"
This line has put a horrible picture in my head
lol
Same press read more to hear it. A sword that is brown on the end and up his but I guess I didn't put enough spaces
The amount of times “right idea wrong execution” has been said wiles playing TABS is threw the Roofs
I’d say wobbly horse has the most pucker to it. Ever seen somebody walk like that while not puckered? No, ever seen somebody walk like that WITH pucker? Yes.
"what's the worst he could do, a spiky frontflip?"
Top 10 Words before disasters
That's 9 words
Well that is the worse thing that "can" happen.
@@drbright9115 10 words, meaning there are 10 different words.
@@child_molester but their isn't theirs 9 different ones
@@drbright9115 well he actually says “what’s the worst he could do, a spiky front flip?” which is 10
Cap: Get your minds out of the gutter
His fan base: No *dramatic deep breath* WE ARE THE GUTTER
New people: h-huh?!
23:05 Famous last words: “La da dee”
Fun fact- in war things often get desided by chance. So having RNG is accurate.
Also the wobally hours. It got stuck buy lightning like 13 times and it did not shot itself and die.
When need the avatar to bring peace to the elementals.
It's almost as if when the world needed him most, he vanished.
@@ghost-rt4gi exactly what I was thinking lmao
"uh snuffy now isn't the time to take a nap under the ground"
-CaptainSauce
Albert Einstein definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
CaptainSauce the Void Monarch needed to be attacked to to transform. However, the Chronomancer NEEDED to attack for amount of number to transform, so next time if you bring two of them together, maybe try possessing the Chronomancer and spam the click until it transform
They nerfed the elf it only throws 1 present now then stats slapping similar to the pike unit
That's probably better for people's computers
Awww
That’s no fun at all
@@thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 well it was for balancing
I know, but I enjoyed the prospect of crashing your game whilst having fun
23:42 watch the hobbit that flys to the right 😂
I love that cap thought that he was gonna grab a shadow and hit them with it
It’s like cap is cursed to be funny with all the puns in his pocket.
When Cap uplaoads
I get excited for no reason
Wait I’m always excited
Wut-
adhd
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 ?
@@14758 read his comment, then read mine. read carefully, what does this description have in common with adhd?
take your time. i'll wait.
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 I have no fucking idea
captain sauce without context:He’s like the taco bell of blades
If you want a simple way to defeat armies: 1 swordcaster, and however many cheerleaders you can buy with the rest of your money.
23:05
"Lattidoo"
*Casually gets obliterated*
God I love tabs, especially from captain sauce
Skeletons don't have asses so they're perfect.
10/10 Answer
no
10/10
10/10 chain
10/10 Don't.
The joke at the beginning of the video is the kind of thing that keeps me alive: “somewhat accurate marriage prototype” - “I’d imagine that TABS is a whole lot better for advertising than… SIMP”
Sauce tried to snuff out the fire elemental with Snuffy
Im glad hes still playing this game ive been watching since the start
I’m sorry for bothering you but since the start of what
@@VolcanicoD.S. the start of his episodes of tabs
Well your account is only 6 months old and the first episode was over 2 years ago
@@huang111 perhaps they're using a new account?
This is my new phone and i meant since the start of his tabs episodes
You should play randles Monday it is like games u have played and has lots of references anyone else agree.
he should def play it
i'd be intrested
Yeah sure sounds interesting
@@dashawnsmith9726 Thank you
@@ailixian Thanks
neither transformation is triggered by damage taken so stop letting your heavy hitters get hit so early!
the void monarch transforms after DEALING a certain amount of damage
the chronomancer transforms after ATTACKING a certain number of times
Horses butts are off the ground perfect for spike dodging
Captain Sauce playing TABS is the funniest thing ever!
Facts
It’s a good day when the captain uploads
Another great video cap! You never disappoint when it comes to content and commentary! your a living legend man
They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I guess they were wrong
I remember watching him play kindergarten 1 and 2 when i was younger. Good times
Same
Bruh that was in 2019 that was one and a half years ago....not that long ago
@@allanallstar342 i said younger as in not the same age as now
I guess its true
@@mediocrity5514 whats true?
Wow I'm literally right here as he uploads keep going captain
I love how c. sauce is so funny he accidentally makes hilarious puns
you make my day with tabs thanks i love tabs
Day 1 of asking cap to play a random bad mobile game I found called “Stealth Master” for 3 random games
Seems fun
Do you realize that the last video of 3 random games was like 3 days ago? ( That means he won't make one to soon )
@@raduminoiu8616 yea ik
@@raduminoiu8616 he can still do it when he decides to do one
The shadow manipulator will fly I’m betting right now
I’m betting it will fly for 2 secs at least
That’s not flying it’s falling with style
WRONG
Your the most entertaining person ever YOU LITERALLY MADE ME LAUGH AT EPISODE 2 OF THE CHURCH OF THE WOBBLY HORSE
23:09 HE HAD A PRESENT
Bring the GG back for at least one video
He said he got migraines for it, I’m sorry but I don’t think it’s gonna be back
I always love the TABS videos, a long running series! I saw your tweets and know you are very stressed, so feel free to take a break. Keep up the good work!
me, watching videos in the dark:
cap's intro: *bonjour*
Thank you for finally doing the Void Monarch and Chronomancer team-up
You aways have the best tabs vids
"The taco bell of blades"
- captin sauce
We know the reaper has the least puckered, he does it to himself every day
Final boss: AVATAR the last EVERYTHING bender.
HELL YEAH MORE TABS!
CaptainSauce the headbutter is a underestimated unit if you control it it can kill a boxer and Chieftain and many more and maybe a harvester but your probably not going to see this. To fo it control the unit stand still and then boom. love your vids
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Btw, the tempest lich definitely have the most puckered ass... BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ONE!!!
3:00 pirate queen No questions asked.
I feel like cap must have a gigantic bounty on his head in the tabs world also the hobbit must be able to whistle out its arse
So who’s gonna tell him that ground types resist fire.
Actually, it's rock types that resist fire; ground types don't.
The "la de du" before the elf died did it for me😂
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