Goonstation Tutorial #1: Medical Doctor

A little ditty thrown together on how to harvest extremities for fun and profit. (Probably gonna invest in a better sound setup for the next one. My god.)
This series is meant to cover the more specific bits and pieces of each job, but if you're a complete newbie to Goon or just SS13 in general, I'd highly recommend dropping by Spicy's basic tutorial, which covers the basics quite admirably: • Space Station 13 Tutor...

[@mosesracal6758]

Styptic - Brute
Silvadine - Burns
Charcoal - Toxins
Epinephrine - Stabilize
Manitol - Brain
Mutadone - Mutations
Dont mind me just bookmarking important basiics

[@Epic-so3ek]

Patients - running away from doctors

[@Epic-so3ek]

Me - Letting them die

[@Epic-so3ek]

Them in OOC - getting mad in OOC

[@tf2junky476]

Better yet just use (And hear me out) synthflesh

[@theracoon8807]

@@tf2junky476 Is a hassle to create for newer people. Plus, blood bags are going to run out eventuaaally

[@Beetlebub]

I spent the whole round once learning surgery by performing it on monkeys. Until one of them got fed up grabbed a circle saw off a table and murdered me with it next to it’s limbless brother

[@obsidion_sings]

My boyfriend recommended i play this, so these videos are very informative!

[@ZeWaka]

Just a note: Oculine is also for hearing damage!
Edit: Also, you can use the red swingline staplers for surgery!

[@ZeWaka]

Help intent for stapling limbs no matter the stapler, yeah. The red staplers are just reskinned staple guns (heh).

Hey man, the tutorials are really helpful. Just a sugestion: i know it takes more work to do it, but a tutorial with actual gameplay would illustrate better what you're saying. As a new player its hard to keep track of everything without actually seeing examples. I must say that this game is really hard to learn

[@brenkrasmer]

I just had my first two rounds tonight, and... after telling people "Hey, this is my first outing, WTF am I supposed to do?"... I'm a say... This tutorial is... Okay, yes, I like that I know WHAT to do with people... but... I want to see... How? "Apply epinephrine to the patient." I'm Still trying to figure out how to eat popcorn... This tutorial's Definitely for a mid grade audience.

[@wisecrack3461]

I don't do much medical because the chems were scary, thanks to the quick rundown I might give it more of a chance

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

8:50 The comedic timing for this as well as the transition is just gold.

[@essenceofrat7973]

Good shit, son. I can't wait to see the rest. If there is more, atleast.

[@veto_5762]

For those who are just entering in this game:
-ALWAYS play your first rounds as a staff assistant, it gives you less responsabilities and time to explore the station and learn the controls (also people normally treat staff assistants like noobs and don't mind much of them)
-If you feel bored just go and help people or ask what they are doing, pay attention to the radio and announcements in the chat or just walk around, you probably find something interesting
-Don't fear asking for help with mentorhelp (f3), is basically the way you can learn something in without having open the wiki all the time (which is an option but, why pass 5 min searching for something you can just ask?)
-Respect security personel, they are pretty much like in-game moderators and they don't mind put you in jail the rest of the round if you try to grief the station or you just kill someone (but you can always hide the body...)
-keep things natural and in character, don't harass someone without a reason, play your role the best you can and try to keep yourself on character as most as you can, saying just something out of character once is not bad but try to not do it constantly
-Don't ruin others fun, everyone here is just to play a role and having fun doing it, unless you are an antag. don't go nuts on everyone for fun because you are ruining others people fun
Personal recomendation but put your controls in WASD mode (tabs who appear up the window Game>WASD mode)

[@Epic-so3ek]

FEAR THE CLOWN

[@foolydude4305]

i plan on trying out ss13 again and this will help a lot! now if only i could learn the controls lol

[@twinsentience2991]

I’m curious about pathology although I predominantly play roboticist

[@squidboygrey2915]

time for malpractice

[@sup3rshockwav317]

I know this is old but I need to knowhow or where beakers are to mix and use chemicals in sometimes I need mannitol in the cryo-pods but spilt all the fluid trying to set it down on a table

[@katchinaredtail5096]

this is true, I am very new myself and would love a new friend to try and learn how to play.

[@Blu-Meanie]

Thank you

[@Tory-JJ]

Seeing.cryaotics name... eugh. Remembering that leech to the world is pain bruh

[@textentity]

nice

[@dedeedo9355]

hey hey people

[@paulian1888]

the guy at the end kinda looks like huey long damn

[@potatomasher451]

What /tg/ med SHOULD be.