Chris Check I like to think they stayed in the position . Like, they weren’t in each other, they were just hovering over each other for 22 minutes straight.
It has come to my attention that Lil' Soniq has concluded his fan-fiction "Sonic's Ultimate Harem." At 360 chapters and nearly 1,663,000 words, Lil Sonic has completed his masterpiece. Flags will be raised to half mast.
Dan: “I’m going to read each of these” Me: What does he mean ea- Dan: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Me: *proceeds to die of laughter*
Lil Knuckles/Lil Soniq’s profile states he is 25 years old, added to the fact that he has been writing this fanfic for six years. However, his writing style simply prevents me from believing he’s any older than 13.
Michael Bugner Are you implying that a foreign, 25 year old man has spent six years writing smut for video game characters because that it the best version of this background I can imagine
I can confirm that, in general, there are few things quite as funny as reading long paragraphs of broken english trying to be really serious, erotic or whatever else.
Thats some fucking dedication. If I found out somebody made a 300+ chapter sexfiction of my game characters I would be floored and would totally read some of it just because of it's existence alone.
I just spent over 25 minutes laughing in similar manner as Arin did when Dan was reading his Mark Zuckerberg messages during Mario 64 playthrough. It hurts
You know how you should feel about it? You should feel precisely sick, disgusted, aroused, amused and interested. You answered your own question. Hahahahahahahaha
You can only *aspire* to be as good a writer as Max Acorn. Work as much as you can, hope and wish as much as you like, but you'll only ever be a lightbulb in the shadow of the sun.
Not sure why you're worried, this garbage makes any other writing 400% better by default. This nonsense makes Half Life: Full Life Consequences look like an Oprah's Book Club selection.
“I’m going to read each of these: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Sonic” Edit: I check this comment and it has 69 likes? That's just too perfect.
Five years of writing this thing, and the grammar's just as bad now as it was in the beginning. That's what makes me think it might be a joke. Or the 24-year-old man writing it is just a real character.
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“For you, Zelda, I’d eat out Kirby.”
Eating a fucking pink blob that's a black hole.
*Seems legit*
That’s one way to impress a girl
"thats one way to wake up"
@@TriStain "The best part of wakin' up is black holes in your cup!"
That's one great thing to quote in an election speech
I lost it at "they spend 22 minutes in the sexual position."
Chris Check
I like to think they stayed in the position .
Like, they weren’t in each other, they were just hovering over each other for 22 minutes straight.
I lost it at "Sonic unzipped his pants"
arin saying "thats not on model" after hearing sonic taking off his black fingerless gloves is what made me break
10:43, for reference.
Yeah
Peach took off her crocks, and smiled "sexily".
Croc are awsome I got teal one
@@sarahschraff7453 thank you
Just say "lustfully".
Let me tell you the Gospel Truth:
“Crocs are like getting a blowjob from a guy. It feels so good until you look down and realize how gay it is.”
"Wait princess, princess, keep dem sparkily crocs on."
22:06 “I’m gonna-“
*insert Obama voice* “I’m gonna pre”
"I'm gonna fucking pre dude"
* WHEEZE *
“I’m gonna complete!”
I'ma fucken pree
"I like those Grumpy boys. I like it when they say "I'm gonna pre""
Obama~
"We're not here to criticize, we're here to celebrate" might be my new favorite Dan quote. Especially with context.
Seteth, I dont think you're a saint anymore.
Elijah Dowell the church has its secrets
Basically Reddit’s reaction to Morbius, or should I say “The Morb Movie”
W H A T P A N T S ? !
H E D O E S N T W E A R P A N T S! T H A T S N O T C A N O N!
#notMySonic
you know its his pants which he wears since the original game
Speaking of which, isn’t it weird they went to bandana and speed tape before pants?
#notafury
It has come to my attention that Lil' Soniq has concluded his fan-fiction "Sonic's Ultimate Harem."
At 360 chapters and nearly 1,663,000 words, Lil Sonic has completed his masterpiece. Flags will be raised to half mast.
The longest story I made had 60, wasn't like this, but still. Damn!
It has less words than The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest (The longest piece of english literature ever), but it has more chapters
Oh. My. God.
@@Dokataa I t i s t i m e t o c e l e b r a t e
Why half mast when I'm fully erect?
“For you, I’d eat out Kirby”
“Yes I am at this moment I am”
At the time of whatever time this is, there are 420 likes on this video. Nice.
I would pay good money to have Arin and Dan read Sonic High School. All of it. In a podcast style setting.
dude a game grumps fanfic podcast would be fucking hysterical
If they do, they need to get Brendaniel on as a guest. This is his specialty after all
I would pay hundreds of dollars just for 1 hour of that and it would be worth it
I wpuld pay good money to have Dan read any kind of erotica, but sonic eroticas probably the best
Lol fuck the donation live streams, they should just have a subscription podcast where they read explicit video game fan fiction and review it
No nut november just got a lot harder.
Ha ha... "harder"...
Heh, *harder*
Dhmis reference?
@@binniesgarden no not even close do you even know what no nut November is?
As did i
oh u wanted a grumps comp of this?
y o u r
r e q u e s t
h a s
b e e n
a c c e p t e d
19:27
I ain't even mad
*_"The kiss had lasted on for 12 minutes."_*
"WHOA!"
Dan: “I’m going to read each of these”
Me: What does he mean ea-
Dan: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Me: *proceeds to die of laughter*
Dan: oh sonic
Oh Sonic right there
11:20 you're welcome
Trying not to laugh hard at work xDDDDDD
The way he reads it makes it sound like male siri is getting railed
I'm pretty sure LittleKnuckles wrote "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that lol
honestly I wish but it was written by Ndoro Alisan, who has other informing pieces here brunomars.us/author/alisan/ 🎩
Its lil sonic, thanking you
Is he is bruno mars is being the gay
Wait, so the rumor come out?
Arin's sudden "WOAH!"s and "OH MY GOD?!"s really make this special
And the eventual “YAAAAHHHHHH!”
"Once it is inside completely, Rosali-"
*S Q U I S H*
Dan: W H E E Z E
Shrek: "Donkey!"
@@IrvingIV how did Shrek get into here
@@themaskedman8377
Was working with the "A: B!" format.
Hotel: trivago
shrek: donkey
@@IrvingIV ok
Tails: Sonic!
" *I am merely a vessel of god, to work his magic through* "- Danny Sexbang 2018
Mattson Claybrook Makes sense, Dan's too cool lol
I read this as he said it
Mattson Claybrook I’m the 1k like 😂
"Lightly touched his hedgehog paw onto Peach's pink dress." That was both the cutest and funniest thing I've ever heard
Emilia Ramos I just imagine an actual hedgehog putting its paw on her dress.
Chen Stormstout me too! Or Sonic but he has fake hands, and his gloves come off to reveal actual hedgehog paws 🤣
@@chenstormstout9456 Same and it's so adorable
It's adorablE
Oh god it burns meh fuckin eyes
Lil Knuckles/Lil Soniq’s profile states he is 25 years old, added to the fact that he has been writing this fanfic for six years.
However, his writing style simply prevents me from believing he’s any older than 13.
Heaven’s Hellfire
He is writing at the speed of sound.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Got fanfics to write, gotta follow his fetish.
Illiterate plebs are like that
Or English isn't his first language
Michael Bugner Are you implying that a foreign, 25 year old man has spent six years writing smut for video game characters because that it the best version of this background I can imagine
Can y’all believe sonic’s Ultimate harem is still being written? They’re on chapter 354 now, last updated March 1 2019
thw longest piece of english literature is a sonic fan fic
Holy shi-!
Oh my god. That is awesome.
It's actually completed now.
He's dedicated I'll give him that
Dan unenthusiastically reading all those "uh" and "right there"s is the funniest thing ever.
I was looking for a comment about that. I freaking lost it during that
@@HexManiac-nf1yg Same
when
"Whoa, that's not on model."
"The fuck kinda Sonic is this?"
That quote would be great in an erotic fanfic as a meta moment
Dan: once it is inside completely, Rosalina decides to move her bod-
Arin: *some weird squishy noise*
Dan: *W H E E Z E*
19:59 tea's ready
That was the best part, really.
19:55
“What? I was just enhancing the mood.”
I can confirm that, in general, there are few things quite as funny as reading long paragraphs of broken english trying to be really serious, erotic or whatever else.
Check out r/IndianPeopleFacebook on Reddit
Then I'd like to introduce you to my favorite podcast ever: Slash and Burn. They pretty much only read bad fanfics and it's amazing.
I M P O S S I B L E
@@WDX5 Not scientifically, or...?
@@BlackPhoenixNight where can I find this it's not on spotify?
Dan avidan " for you I'll eat out Kirby
Dan "Kirby Cunnilingus" Avidan
He really is craving Kirby's oatmeal
FetalKnievel BLELELELELELE
Kirby: Eat your oatmeal.
Because I fucking Kirby tonight. And its never gonna be better night, a better night.
"Did somebody say metaknight?"
"Peach looked down, eyes closed"
Hahaha!!!
*doggi positone*
I like the weirdly specific amounts of time they spend in
~~The Sexual Positions~~
😂
Very specific.. "IT'S BEEN OVER A HOUR!!!" -arin did the math
8:08 Arin killed me. XD "Wait, what? That's not on model."
me too.
PCB Frostbyte Would you just go with it? This is hot
Dan: "Shout out to anyone watching this with their parents, sorry." LMAO
That fanfiction currently has 342 chapters.
Edit: How did I get over a thousand likes?
Dear god..... *WHEN WILL IT END?!!*
That's kind of incredible
Thats some fucking dedication. If I found out somebody made a 300+ chapter sexfiction of my game characters I would be floored and would totally read some of it just because of it's existence alone.
Holy hedgehog!
342!?!? Just how many did Sonic fucked!?!
Love that my hometown of Tucson will forever be known as the town that asked for more Sonic fanfiction
Be proud
Oh man right. I will never be more proud of my home town.
The like button reach has been fulfilled, Mr Sexbang would be proud
Yaaay. We need to be noticed more than U of A or Sonoran dogs.
Wait it's Tuesan!? NOT TUKSON?
"We're not making fun of this. We're merely enjoying it."
11:23 The sound of enjoyment.
Arin's sound effects are like the reverse of ASMR
Noah Spears But I love it!
I wanted Sonic to whisper in her ear you're too slow
😂😂😂😂😂 I spit out my water omg
"I mean im the fastest, but you gotta go fast."
Lol
during the doggystyle part, That's no good
LMAO 😂 😂😂😂
I just spent over 25 minutes laughing in similar manner as Arin did when Dan was reading his Mark Zuckerberg messages during Mario 64 playthrough. It hurts
You too?
Dude, Arin's Solid Snake voice... o.o
"Wanna go again?"
He WAS Snake. He even met David Hayter, dude.
Metal Gear Solid is, arguably, why Arin is where he is now.
My mom was furious until Dan apologized half way through the video.
mariowold1 that’s what you get for watching game grumps with a family member XD
@@brinley9629 Premium Family-Friendly Content
Why tf did she get mad, this is the workings of god
Saltii Hearts Strict parents with sticks shoved far into their asses probably
@@saltiihearts2036 pretty sure it's her fanfic they're laughing at
*O H M Y G O D*
*W H A T P A N T S?????*
I don't throw around the term 'Master Storytellers" alot but...
Still a better love story than Twilight
RZflarebolt279 better written
*O* *O* *F*
I agree. It's funnier too XD
I think this was the director
"I'd eat out Kirby" ended me, I can't believe they didn't lose their shit at that. XD
No, I'd *out eat* Kirby!
"HOLY *_S H I A T !"_*
19:13 "Your request has been accepted" XDXDXD omfg im weak bro...
Theory: The guy in Tucson was actually lil sonic. now his work is more popular than ever.
"Please don't add sound to this Arin. It makes this so much worse."
I loved the way he does Snoic's voice! "Holy Shit!" xD
18:10 for reference
**sQUELCH**
The sounds makes it so much better. ;)
i love how arin is more upset about the “clothing” sonic wears rather than the content itself im screaming!!
19:59 it's official Dan has just turned into a kettle!
Some people didn’t want this to exist
BUT NOT US!!!
Not us.
Whatever it takes.
It was his *s e m e n*
On her *h a n d*
Am gonna pre
damn it you beated me... to it, if you know what i mean
I'm gonna fuckin preeeEEEEE
UGGHHHH
Michelle! I-I'm gonna pre!
I uh... I’m gonna pre.
I’m gonna pre dude.
This is hot...
A H O T M E S S
19:56
“Once it is inside of her completely-“
*PPPTTTTT*
shaymac
*Dan proceeds to squeak in laughter*
Arin: *spits*
Dan: *lungs mickey mousecollapses*
I’m so uncomfortable but I can’t turn it off.
Agreed XD Arin fucking adding sound effects just killed me XD
Same here. Total train wreck where you don't wanna stare, but can't look away.
@@RanMouri82 more like a fucking meteor hitting the moon. And them the pieces hit earth
me in a nutshell
Jordan Cola you don’t turn it off, it turns you on
*We are not making fun of this, we are merely enjoying it*
as dan already said, we are merely celebrating it ;)
@@ntecleo *wink wink*
Is that JJBA?
They should've said "You make my snake solid. Snake whispers"
I lost it at 19:58 that laugh got me.
Same
I want NSP to make a song called "Mixing Our Love Liquids"
We demand a nap fanfic song
Nsp
I wouldn't mind a "nap fanfiction" song.
@@vinnyfalzarano4911 They can sing about that erotic fanfic Ross read about Brian blowing Danny.
GOD, YES!
Ever wonder what the Kama Sutra sounds like after being translated through 50 different languages on Google translate?
Not anymore.
why would you ever want to read that in any language
4:32 I don’t know this was just the funniest shit to me out of all of this was just Dan saying:
W H A T T H A T ?
Does Sonic Hedgehog is fanfiction?
Idk, does he?
I doeses has to know
Is doesnt he not fiction
Yes he doesesisis
Whats REALLY crazy is the fact that the author who writes Sonics Ultimate Harem is STILL UPDATING IT TO THIS DAY. It’s in the 300s now
Has it gotten any better?
Lucas Silvano tbh, the grammar has definitely improved.
Christ almighty. Who chooses to keep reading it unironically? There's a wealth of good literature out there, in the world.
Mitsuraga are you saying that Sonics ultimate harems ISNT good literature? :0 blocked and reported
I cant believe u actually went and looked for it why tho 🤣
These sound like an AI programmed by Tommy Wiseau auto generated them
“You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!”
That gives way too much credit to Tommy Wiseau.
I dispute that. The plots make too much sense.
I N A F E W M I N U T E S B I T C H
1:58
If anyone is weird like me and needs to hear Arin as Sonic yell, “HOLY SH*T!”
"IT'S BEEN OVER A HOUR!!!!!" -arin
Shake it
Twist it
Squeeze it
Bop it
R/outofcontext
TWIST IT?! Ouch
Thrust it
Shake it
Pull it
Fuck it
I am both sick, disgusted, aroused, amused, and interested..... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Welcome to the Internet pal.
It's common to feel that way when hearing anything on the internet
You know how you should feel about it? You should feel precisely sick, disgusted, aroused, amused and interested. You answered your own question. Hahahahahahahaha
Smakyak Productions “aroused”? HMMM
Honestly same besides the aroused part
“Wait what? That’s not on model” has got to be my favourite reaction from Arin
It's 12:35 AM.
I could be asleep.
But no, I must watch this first.
"I'm merely a vessle for god."
I lost it when he said "he booped her head"
timestamp plz
dan's "uh uh uh uh uh uh" sounds like those text to speech robots, but somehow worse
17:38 Arin’s sound effects begin 😂
i read the title of the video and wondered "why the *fuck* is this 25 minutes long?!"
but god bless that one fan that wanted more sonic fanfiction
No not god bless them then can go to sonic hell this is what i want for them #gentlebothell
*oh do he? Do he resume fondle?*
Lance Pants
To fondle, or not to fondle?
That is dilemma.
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Whether tis nobler to bare the whips and dongs of f u c k.
"Sonic! I'm gonna..."
I wish so much that Arin had completed the sentence with pre.
19:59
That weeze was beautiful. Julian would be proud.
Dan's wheezing at 19:58 fucking kills me every time. I've listened to it like 30 times.
Arin- "I'm just en-Hanson the mood."
Hanson
Ok well how about you take a seat over here.
I swear his laugh can cure depression and cancer
Its like a motorcycle spinning out of control
“He skipped the foreplay” You mean the best part! Come on man!
JCProfit
You forget, Danny Sexbang can only give you 3 Minutes of Ecstasy
I'm very uncomfortable with that sonic/peach one...
Yeah i think most of us are
yeah
It made me terrified
Same here
I can’t believe the people of my city asked for more Sonic fanfic
😭😤👊 I’m so proud
I genuinely fear this is going to make my writing bad.
I dunno what you're talking about, this is brilliant.
this should be taught in all ELA classes for generations to come
You can only *aspire* to be as good a writer as Max Acorn. Work as much as you can, hope and wish as much as you like, but you'll only ever be a lightbulb in the shadow of the sun.
Not sure why you're worried, this garbage makes any other writing 400% better by default. This nonsense makes Half Life: Full Life Consequences look like an Oprah's Book Club selection.
It gives me hope for my own that my grammar at least makes sense
20:04 "just en-HANSON the mood"
That snide son of a bitch. I know he didn't do it on purpose, but that's genius.
Fucking genius.
Sonic, who doesn't wear pants, manages to take off his pants twice somehow (including his socks, no less)
19:58 0.25 speed, you're welcome
"Mixing their love liquids together" 👌
I ate a sandwich and cried
Misspelled died.
I ate a sandvich and it started crying
Relatable
I drank coffee and prepared a noose
for 22 minutes in the sexual position?
im suffering but laughing at the same time
Same!
Same
Btw your username is the best
why thank you, ThatWeirdGirl.
Legit same
18:37, can we appreciate that godly cover of “Open Your Heart” by Arin that we got there
“I’m going to read each of these: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Sonic”
Edit: I check this comment and it has 69 likes? That's just too perfect.
Im not gonna like it cause it has 69 likes. Please forgive me
You have been forgiven
it has 96 now. well done gang.
151 now. You're welcome.
Found the narcissist. Ben Horn! Come on down!
The fanfic of Sonic has to this date 340 chapters. The fanfic was created in 2013. Insanity.
Five years of writing this thing, and the grammar's just as bad now as it was in the beginning. That's what makes me think it might be a joke. Or the 24-year-old man writing it is just a real character.
@@officialgoogleyoutube I like to think its a guy writing it every time he gets drunk.
I think after five years and over three hundred chapters they can no longer honestly claim it's a joke.
+Mikko Simonen, that's very logical, but I could see someone still finding it funny. Either way, they may have some mental health issues.
Oh god..i wanna die now
I don’t know why
“WHAT PANTS??”
Made me ABSOLUTELY C A C K L E
you know dan spent HOURS on ffn or ao3 looking for the perfect fic to read.
“begins to move her body b a A AHAHAHA”
19:55 I'm so happy Arin started adding sounds to the stories.
19:58 for the SFX.
17:38
I like how in the thumbnail it looks like arin is grabbing peachs melon
19:54 is the hsrdest ive ever fucking laughed while hearing dan wheeze
"did ninja brian write this?" that killed me omg
Me: Watching this*
RUclips: D E M O N E T I Z E D
Ashanti Gallon
youtube:B E G O N E
“We are not making fun of this; we are merely enjoying it.”
My wife watches you guys while she sleeps and this episode came on...it entered my dreams and I woke up laughing.