We tried Geoguessr with a Time-machine... It was embarrassing.
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- Опубликовано: 8 авг 2023
- DisguisedToast is joined by one of his oldest brothers in arms, Scarra, combining their incredible IQ and magnificent geography knowledge to beat one of the hardest guessing games out there, Timeguessr.
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If there’s one game that’s going to get Toast cancelled, I did not think it’d be Timeguesser
I know, RIGHT?!?!
smth worse than guess that asian 😂
no 50 cents zombie bot here
How to upset half of Europe in one video 😂
Im american and I am also extremely upset lol.
only half?
That's how Asians feel when people generalize most of the world population by that one word
Yeah but they live in America . Is like me living in Japan and not knowing their history , and the history of their neighbours.
@@AlexiusRedwood everyone in europe and asia is taught the history of their country and their neighbors. Its basically just the americas that dont know much about the world history. In the US, the only international history you will learn are the World Wars and a few other wars, and thats just because the US fought in them.
It's like Toast and Scarra made a pact before this video, to piss off every single country that might appear in this game
its the north american spirit at work
@@storyteller3036no just American spirit
No North American spirit
Toast isn't even American, he's from Malaysia/Canada. Which makes it even funnier that he seems to know more about US/European history than Scarra.
"Ireland is owned by England" while looking at a picture from the troubles is crazy
What were the troubles?
Out of all wrong things in this video, this one was the worst hands down
@@gurmeharsingh5228 A few decades of Northern Ireland (and parts of Ireland and the UK) being the terrorism hotspot of the world (most years at least). Effectively you had some terrorist groups who wanted N. Ireland to be part of the UK, and some who wanted it to be part of Ireland, and they all carried out a huge number of bombings, assassinations, torture etc. I believe the Taliban and Al Quaeda learned some of their tactics from watching what the IRA a similar groups did against the British military that was deployed there to try and keep the peace.
When I saw the guy dressed in bomb squad stuff walking towards the open van, with no one else in sight, with that kind of photo quality, and that architecture, it was immediately obvious that this was in Northern Ireland during the 70s/80s.
@@BritishTeaLover The assertation that the british military were deployed there to keep the peace is pretty off the mark. MI5 and the british military carried out horrible abuses in NI. Bloody Sunday massacre, multiple assassinations, and were very much in bed with the UDF (one of said terrorist groups). Read up on the bloody sunday massacre of the 70s or the multiple kids shot by british soldiers.
I can just hear all of the pissed off people 😅
Toast choosing to ignore the Taiwanese flag was a choice.
Ah, but the bulge size
First thing Toast says when he sees that flag: "Is that the Taiwanese flag?"
What?
As a norwegian, when toast concluded that was the danish flag, I laughed so hard i almost fell of my chair
as a Dane, i did the exact same thing
"Prostitution is legal in Copenhagen" 😅
Samme her...
@@juni260 det er lidt trist men også bare fantastisk
@@TribalwarsStuffHe got two countries wrong on that as well lol
As a history and geography nerd, I'm dying laughing at their foolishness
As a pretty average non-American I'm dying laughing at their foolishness
ME[ ]RNE on the tram and they didnt think of melbourne, i was furious
@@ffll8427 they looked at the titanic and decided "you know leonardo dicaprio is american so it must've left from america"
Cap
This makes me cringe a bit. And not, in the good way.
i have never wanted to rip my hair out more than listening to them talk about the Titanic omfg
"Ireland is owned by England"
"Germany and Austria are the same place"
These two are trying to start WW3
I cannot tell if Toast is joking about the Titanic making it to America or not lol
I know, RIGHT?!?! It only ever took ONE trip!!
@@zcst4evaone round trip according to toast😂
@@gurmeharsingh5228 😂
I'm more baffled they think the Titanic was in the 70's! After we landed on the moon. A steam ship. After they had transatlantic flights for years. How?!
I understand if someone wasn't sure if it was the 1900's or the 10's or the 20's. But the SEVENTIES?!?!
@@zcst4eva half a trip
as someone who knows absolutely nothing about history or geography, this video was mad entertaining
I agree haha
Litteraly Mussolini face with propaganda saying Si... I wonder where and when that is ...
... i am lost for words at how they used logic to get through this 😂 i bet history and geography enthusiasts would prob need to skip this vid
"i bet history and geography enthusiasts would prob need to skip this vid"
It was painful, ngl 😂
@@Curious0ne i'm far off from an enthusiast, but it was also painful for me 😂
I somehow got through it 😭
I'm a history and geography nerd and I found this insanely entertaining XD
and their logic and deduction are hella bad too
toast and scarra's favorite phrase this whole video was "its pretty much the same thing"
the immense pain i felt when they got everything wrong about the titanic😭
Like how? Titanic has been a super popular story forever
Having the picture of Mussolini and not recognising him shows the lack of history knowledge.
How about the Austria one that actually has the city name in it
Yea. First I saw the big one and thought. Is that? Then I saw all the posters and went. Yea. That's him alright.
I could forgive them for not recognizing musolini. I drew the line when they could not get the Titanic picture right. Quite literally one of the most learned about disasters in western history
I WAS SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER: "IT'S FASCIST ITALY!!!"
@@ExzentrikerAustria and Germany is basically the same thing
This was the most frustrating thing I’ve ever seen Toast publish
12:49 My guy offended the entirety of nordic countries while getting the flag wrong
Who doesn't remember the great Danish civil war between the Danes and the Denmarkians.
We Finlandians don't 😔
RIP Denmarkians
10,000 iq Toast, had no idea that the titanic was in 1912 and left Europe?!? 😂😂
And he thought the Norwegian flag was the Danish flag
@@Legacy_Sunshinehonestly as a stupid USian I knew it was a Nordic flag I just didn’t know which one 😂.
@@Legacy_Sunshine I am from the US, but I still feel like that is one of the more forgivable ones. They are very similar.
@@hulkaiden6178 Im Norwegian and I can say that Norway and Denmark aren't that similar. If you think its only because of the flag and language than you're wrong. In Norway we have 2 written languages, Bokmål and Nynorsk. Not only that, you can also see that the nature in both of the country are different.
@@Legacy_Sunshine ? When did I say anything related to any of this? I said the flags are similar.
Being from Denmark i fell off the bed when i heard toast say “Denmarki and Finlander 🦸♂️ “
And prostition and mushrooms is illegal in Denmark, he is talking about Amsterdam😂
@@taysirk3295 dunning kruger effect display
As a finn, it definitely took a while for me to stop laughing after that 💀
Even if Toast is smart i always forget he is smart by american standard XD
Sad.. but true, as a USian I could get most of these and I definitely do not think I’m smart
he's CANADIAN 😭
american standard? no he is smart. why do non americans pretend that ALL americans aren't smart? as if we don't have tons of ivy league colleges, specifically designed for really smart people. wake up and stop stereotyping a group of people.
@@impossiblejenna6103bro chill there's 8 ivy league universities. not only that's far from tons theirb students are 0,04% of US population
To start, I am an American. What does it mean to be "smart"? Are we talking about Toast's knowledge or his intelligence?
If we are talking about his knowledge then yes the American education system does not teach world geography very well. If we are talking about intelligence then there are many different forms of intelligence and i believe toast would rank higher in more categories than most of you.
how to trigger educated non-americans in a video:
The tram literally said melbourne on it behind the guy. Spencer and Collins are two major streets in the cdb, and fitzroy and brunswick are inner city suburbs.
The real key is look at the cars. I worked out oslo (norway) and the late 60s from the beetle and the squarish shape of the car in front of it
I was screaming when they got the titanic date and location so wrong 😂
Red light district is Amsterdam, not Copenhagen as far as I know.
"Austria and Germany are the same thing"
Austrian painter
As a Norwegian when toast said the Norwegian flag was Denmark and called the people from Denmark, Denmarkien I laughed so hard
Also "finlander" 🥲
Scarra scares me with his lack of time line understanding :P
clicking london when the picture clearly was taken next to an ocean is the cream on top of the iceberg of horrible guesses in this video
This is why we watch Toast, being blissfully ignorant is his forte.
Scarra: Uses analytical skills
Toast: Zoom in on his bulge
6:28 .... oh no 💀
As a Denmarkian with a decent public education, this was hard to watch
*Norwegian flag*
toast: denmark!
You guys guessing wrong kept me thinking i might be wrong. What a roller-coaster
That last picture where it literally says that New York is 3147 miles away and they're still saying its bait 😭
6:40 is pretty famous photo, can't believe you didn't know it. That's Italian fascist headquarters in Rome
The "Finlandian" is more drunk.
2:47 😂😂 bro i lost it when he said is it 23
I can't tell if Toast is joking for the content or if he just really thinks Copenhage it's Amsterdam and the Titanic achieved to do a complete UK -> USA -> UK trip. So many things were too wrong here 😂
It pains me to hear to lily say kodak was founded (they said invented) in the 1970-80s. They were founded almost 100 years before that, in 1888. They were the first company make taking photos accessable to the everyday joe back in 1900. They invented the Brownie camera. Their slogan was "you press the button, we do the rest" and it was a huge success commercially. for the first time ever everyone had access to their own personal camera. Before that, you had to go to hire a photographer to take any photos. Or you had to put a lot of money into it and learn about the craft of making a photo. There was a lot of chemistry involved. I don't blame her for not knowing any of this. I love photography and learned the history behind it
Toast: look at the flag!
(In my head): oh its the Norway flag
Scarra: where is this flag from?
Toast: DENMARK BRO
12:56 I feel insulted
Toast is either a really dumb smart person or a really smart dumb person, and I can't figure out which.
Some of these videos are hit or miss. These streamers literally are lacking in a lot of normal skills and knowledge.
"after racism was abolished" - toast
i dont recall racism being abolished
I could barely tell if he was joking about that, but I think he might just know absolutely nothing about American/European history.
12:49 triggering the nordics by saying they are all the same lol at least Finnish is the most different language among them
He's not entirely wrong, we are pretty similar honestly. As a Finn I cringed more to the fact that he got the flag wrong while being super confident about it. Plus the stuff that he explained about Copenhagen was about Amsterdam, yet Scarra was so impressed by his "knowledge" 😂
@@SniperKing5 I mean I can see not knowing the Nordic flags..And Copenhagen has a lot in common with other nordic cities.. I dunno where he got the Amsterdam stuff from though.. Also "Denmarkian"?
14:26 It says Melbourne tramway on the train😂😂
Couldn't even take a second to read "Melbourne Tramway"...
my jaw DROPPED at the titanic commentary 😂
"lady in the street"... That's a bomb suit
The Australian photo from 1900 has Melbourne written on the tramcar, lol. There is a guy standing in front of it, to be fair...
I dont know what's worse. Them thinking World War 1 was 1930s or them thinking color wasnt until the 70s 😭
i don’t know if this is satire or not😭😭😭
the pain i felt when they put lands end in london, while the literal ocean is visible in the background.
14:23 as a melbournian this is simultaneously rage inducing and hilarious
The northern ireland bit was rough but THE TITANIC SECTION????? Its joever
Toast come to Ireland and try to say it is the same place as England.
bro as a history nerd and decent at geography this video is pain especially the titanic and the last one. cause I'm English i guessed correctly when it was England and Ireland, the Irish one was easy due to the house design and the religious sign
At 10:45 the city name is visible in one of the signs (Salzburg)
Hahaha toast in one video like "I can tell all Asians apart!" and then a month or two later "all Scandinavian people are identical!" ...lmaoooooo I love the confidence with which he spouts nonsense (on purpose, seriously!) Hahahah...
Even as an american, I am disappointed in many of their thoughts and actions
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 Toast and Scarra is a great comedic duo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well this was a frustrating watch…good thing I think these guys are hilarious
I can’t believe they thought the titanic set sail in the 50s 😭
12:42 Bruh..... every norwegian screaming
Should be flattered :)
W00t! New Toast video!
As a person who has no sense of direction and almost failed history in school, I enjoyed this video a lot lmao
"This is Germany, right?"
"They're all so serious, it has to be Germany"
*Picture has "Salzburg" prominently featured in the image*
The sign in the middle of the street: "Salzburg"
Toast: "Cologne for sure"
it's right at the top of the picture at 10:54
Dafuck they doin? I was so convinced of their general knowledge. Loosin my faith here..
as a norwegian im very very upset
As Dane, I am as well :P But tbh, the "Where is Italy" triggered me the most, how do you not know where Italy is?
Bro I love how OTV uses the Terraria music... kudos
I was like "about damn time to post something toast!!!" And bruh 😂 this did not disappoint. PURE COMEDY 😂😂😂😂😂
Yessss ❤❤❤ a new video
Irish GASP*
German JAPSEN*
Can someone, PLEASE, teach people in the US basic geography?
As a geography teacher I can say that we do 😅 Most folks just don't think it's important enough to pay attention to or remember
The problem is they have everything they'd ever needed in America so their whole world is in America (not all Americans ofcourse)
🤭 Toast is Canadian.
He lives in the US but he is definitely Canadian
Imo it's more or less the information age, so instead of memorizing geography Americans just look up the info on their phone most of the time. Unless of course it's relevant to them, then they'll have it memorized.
The amount of times they failed up is astonishing.
It is so much fun watching you guys trying to share a brain cell 😂
Great video d:
Most people tucking upwards is new to me, learned something new today.
I've never been so insulted and entertained at the same time. I love how you throw in "Red light district" which is in Amsterdam far from norway and denmark,
Scarra putting the pin in the middle of London instead of at the LANDS END WHERE IT'S POINTING TO NEW YORK made me so salty. They could've gotten a perfect score with some deductive reasoning
Toast used up all his IQ in amogus
THE CONFIDENCE dudeeeee!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this, now I'm looking up some of the question's history 🤣
I couldn’t tell if they were serious about the Titanic. Toast always sounds like he’s trollingggg
Oh my got it was kinda entertaining seeing them get everything wrong even tho I knew most of them. Like for the 1914 one you can see the gates to the bBckingham palace in the background. Or the titanic, which started in England and raced towards New York. Then we have the Salzburg one where it literally says the name of the city in the image. Or where they go fucking Serbia on the SISISI one even tho they use Cyrillic there!
The Titanic section, honestly, was so painful... but otherwise great video once again
Scarra: I dont know where Italy is..... BOOT!
this video is pain
As a guy who studied the titanic this was my worst nightmare😂
Is this an accurate representation of the American education system? 😶
Yes
Yes. "When was racism abolished?" - toast
@4:50 no no...LOL
Gotta love the Terraria Jungle music
the terraria background music was a throwback to the vibes.
Loved how the sign said “olympics” and the shirt had the Olympic rings along with the year 😂 but Lily initially said New York?? Like the numbers after New York on the sign didn’t matter haha
I get the initial just reading the sign, but then none of them realized that the numbers were how far away New York was.
The sign also says the location of the photo "Lands End". Lmao.
The amount of historians and geography experts in the comments is pretty impressive
😂😂😂😂😂😂 You got to love Toast x Scarra Chemistry
1:54 toast is trying so hard to not say "black guy"
This video is definitely for the boys