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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2021
  • From Season 11, Episode 1
    The Five-Foot Fence
    Aired on HBO: 2021.10.24
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  • @jonmann4980
    @jonmann4980 Год назад +177

    I love how the longer Larry knows Leon, the more he listens and considers his opinions

    • @Nerdylady
      @Nerdylady Год назад +3

      It’s beautiful

    • @marcoestiercol6112
      @marcoestiercol6112 9 месяцев назад +5

      The black Kramer

    • @benf1111
      @benf1111 6 месяцев назад +3

      There's a certain strange wisdom/insight in everything he says.

  • @rum-ham
    @rum-ham 2 года назад +235

    Leon's theory about why there's always 1 bird in a group of "pidgin or geese or whatever" that's off by itself 🤣🤣

    • @EchoRhythmMusic
      @EchoRhythmMusic 2 года назад +7

      He said school 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Resist_Oppression
      @Resist_Oppression Год назад +1

      He said that goofy mother fucker ran into a building last week and they don't fuck with him anymore! 🤣
      Hearing Leon explain shit is crazy

    • @rum-ham
      @rum-ham Год назад

      @@Resist_Oppression 🤣

  • @sunnydaysatl
    @sunnydaysatl 2 года назад +367

    The look Leon n Larry give each other when she hit the glass is priceless

    • @artomarto679
      @artomarto679 2 года назад +4

      That Fck is one of the best e ever

    • @Cheapthrill1979
      @Cheapthrill1979 2 года назад +5

      Leon's description of the flock of birds is amazing.

    • @shannonallaround9490
      @shannonallaround9490 2 года назад +1

      That had me cracking up!! 😆😆😆

    • @johnbrady3249
      @johnbrady3249 8 месяцев назад +1

      I was dying of laughter 😂

  • @KomradeKrusher
    @KomradeKrusher 2 года назад +481

    Leon slowly turning into a Larry with more game with each passing season...

    • @notallowed337
      @notallowed337 2 года назад +8

      He's growing on me

    • @thatmanbolt7684
      @thatmanbolt7684 2 года назад

      The power of those zero$

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 2 года назад +18

      Leon has squatters rights on Larry’s home if anything happens to Larry

    • @beani24329
      @beani24329 2 года назад +15

      @@notallowed337 he’s always been great. Also the one person Larry listens to

  • @shannsimms9072
    @shannsimms9072 7 месяцев назад +12

    Leon talking about birds like he has any idea what he’s actually talking about 😂😂

    • @amcamper
      @amcamper 2 месяца назад

      They do that

  • @liamtaylor3450
    @liamtaylor3450 7 месяцев назад +19

    "Let me tell you something, dementia-boy..." 😂 In all my seasons of watching Curb, that entire scene has got to be the funniest Susie moment ever 😂

  • @theena
    @theena 2 года назад +104

    If this season is 'Larry turns Leon and Jon Hamm into Larry David copies', I am sold.

    • @askagorn
      @askagorn 2 года назад +1

      I think it's gonna be about Larry getting old

  • @bahamutaxiomx8706
    @bahamutaxiomx8706 2 года назад +495

    How does Susie manage to get even more crazy and powerful the more she ages?

    • @JoeBlac
      @JoeBlac 2 года назад +39

      In that hat, she's like an intimidating Vito Spatafore

    • @richardrobbin2225
      @richardrobbin2225 2 года назад +9

      Like a fine wine 🤣❤

    • @XaxtonRevolution2
      @XaxtonRevolution2 2 года назад +5

      This is the first type of actually approved of something Susie has done.

    • @colorcombinations7387
      @colorcombinations7387 2 года назад +27

      She's slowly sucking the lifeblood from Jeff. It increases her power levels.

    • @midsummersnight3848
      @midsummersnight3848 2 года назад +3

      She's absolutely amazing. 👏 👏

  • @Grazfest96
    @Grazfest96 2 года назад +55

    I almost choked when Susie went off on this guy.

  • @playballdr
    @playballdr 2 года назад +88

    susie is so gangster. this episode was absolutely hilarious

  • @andredubois4601
    @andredubois4601 2 года назад +195

    Susy using her terrifying powers for good this time

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 2 года назад +12

      She should've asked for Larry's money

    • @kele7535
      @kele7535 2 года назад

      I wish I had her powers.

    • @aucontraire4717
      @aucontraire4717 2 года назад

      The look when he turned around and they were like “wait are we on the same page for once? Shit.” 😂

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 2 года назад

      @@radhiadeedou8286 it’s exactly what I thought as well

    • @farouqAliyu
      @farouqAliyu 2 года назад

      The poor guy doesn't stand a chance 🤣

  • @Englandsbestlover
    @Englandsbestlover 2 года назад +65

    Love how Leon is always eating cereal

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 2 года назад +2

      Cereal or PB&J. Cheap food; undeveloped palate.

  • @NorieagaHDR
    @NorieagaHDR 2 года назад +236

    Leon and Larry are the best comedy duo, for sure. Amazing chemistry.

  • @Chkhitoooo
    @Chkhitoooo 2 года назад +23

    "They'll Take that chance waking up dead for a free trip to Asia" 😂

  • @MT-or3kz
    @MT-or3kz 7 месяцев назад +8

    The fact that Susie was so caring and understanding when Dennis owed Larry but was ruthless when he tried to pull the same stunt with her hahaha.

  • @lisadavis501
    @lisadavis501 2 года назад +12

    Every time LD tells Leon "I think you might have something" 🥰🥰🥰

  • @GrandeSalvatore96
    @GrandeSalvatore96 2 года назад +32

    I love how Larry changes those around him. When Jon Hamm puts his nose in the coffee and says, “doesn’t even hurt.” 🤣

  • @siblej1
    @siblej1 2 года назад +19

    I was so expecting one of the girls to walk into the glass

  • @lupowins
    @lupowins 2 года назад +17

    “Dementia Boy”….only Susie.

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 2 года назад +23

    "I've never _dated_ a Clipper."

  • @HammersOverStrikers
    @HammersOverStrikers 2 года назад +100

    Leon “They’ll take a chance waking up dead”… I think the absurdity of that line was missed by most but Larry definitely caught it.

    • @5mbfloyd
      @5mbfloyd 2 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @claudiocorleone7856
      @claudiocorleone7856 2 года назад +3

      Caught that and laughed my ass off.

    • @NickHarman
      @NickHarman 2 года назад +2

      It's actually not that unusual thing to say.

    • @rgrndu
      @rgrndu Год назад +1

      Sure. You're a genius.

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 9 месяцев назад +1

      Its cause larry just called him a sociopath

  • @gp7405
    @gp7405 2 года назад +33

    CYE wouldn’t be the same without Leon. He became such an important character in the show throughout the years

    • @calamityj3634
      @calamityj3634 2 года назад +1

      And remember Leon “brings the ruckus to the ladies” :))

    • @gp7405
      @gp7405 2 года назад +2

      @@calamityj3634 he makes Larry feel younger

    • @slowmo9642
      @slowmo9642 Год назад

      What season did Leon first appear mate?

  • @poindexterflex3528
    @poindexterflex3528 2 года назад +23

    3:19 ... am I the only one who thought she was going to walk into the glass like Mary Ferguson?

    • @wiseonwords
      @wiseonwords 2 года назад +1

      Nope, you're definitely not the only one!

  • @glennarcher6
    @glennarcher6 2 года назад +16

    Larry & Leon are the greatest comedy pairing of all time

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 2 года назад +10

    Leon, like the other characters on the show, is over the top funny, but most of all, as lovable as all of them.

  • @susanmorano405
    @susanmorano405 2 года назад +40

    I love Susie ❤ her tough attitude is something I need in my life

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 года назад +11

    ...And you know when Susie comes back to pick up the bracelet; it'll be like the whole incident never happened.

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 2 года назад +5

    Lmao!! "They'll take that chance waking up dead for a free trip to Asia". Leon really believes this

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog 2 года назад +1

      He's not wrong! Some people are insanely, horrifyingly daring.

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 2 года назад +10

    "You can eat me"

  • @pathologicallyfriendly
    @pathologicallyfriendly Год назад +8

    Would be nice to have a full compilation of Curb music to play on days when things are feeling particularly whimsical

  • @nadiamccall4311
    @nadiamccall4311 2 года назад +5

    i love that she interrupted with "You can eat me" before he even finished bc that's how that works. I've said as much to my pets. Whoever dies first is dinner.

  • @1000ramd
    @1000ramd 2 года назад +2

    Leon sounds like he has a mouthful of pudding when he talks.

    • @teeoh9192
      @teeoh9192 Год назад

      I love him to death, & think he's funny AF. But, this is the first time I've seen someone comment on that. It's distracting sometimes...

  • @lukekelchner5471
    @lukekelchner5471 2 года назад +3

    “He ain’t in there now..” priceless

  • @allys744
    @allys744 6 месяцев назад

    “I don’t care if you can’t remember your dog’s name! You’re gonna fix this and it’s not gonna cost me a thing!” 🤣✋

  • @77camman
    @77camman 2 года назад +6

    Susie is gangster 😂

  • @bryceharper446
    @bryceharper446 2 года назад +6

    She’s amazing, I met her on The Good Wife. Very sweet, nothing like this character. Great acting.

  • @velvetbees
    @velvetbees 2 года назад +1

    Leon in "scientist" mode - Pigeons laugh at other pigeons who fly into plate glass windows. 🤣😆🐤

  • @abragramstinkin1345
    @abragramstinkin1345 2 года назад +2

    Susie channeling that inner mobster

  • @christopherdennis4280
    @christopherdennis4280 2 года назад +2

    Now THAT'S a Mary Fergueson.

  • @emansnas
    @emansnas 2 года назад +9

    Susie - When actual 'made' guys see her comin' they cross the street; when she's on the warpath creatures on other planets suddenly shudder for no apparent reason; when she's at the height of her, uh... 'enthusiasm', supernovas occur in distant galaxies, without the slightest remorse. (This is of course the reason why Jeff 'is in love')

  • @catecoleman9852
    @catecoleman9852 Год назад +1

    "Yeah. Not a fan." That deadpan delivery 😂

  • @jimmylittle9393
    @jimmylittle9393 8 месяцев назад +1

    It's like Larry and Leon are feeding off each other's insanity and getting even more neurotic

  • @lewisgordon3958
    @lewisgordon3958 2 года назад +2

    I love Susie so much.

  • @kasrakhatir
    @kasrakhatir 2 года назад +6

    This and Spiderman far from home makes me wish JB Smoove was a real teacher 🤣

  • @welcometosemeticpalestine
    @welcometosemeticpalestine 2 года назад +4

    Larry should have hired Susie to collect his money.

  • @jmack619
    @jmack619 2 года назад +11

    I was thinking the chosen one , after all the interviewing, would walk into the glass door. I,m no Colombo, but it has to end this way. Or Léon does. Choice number one, and she drops him.

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
    @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 2 года назад +1

    Auditioning Mary Ferguson's. HAAHAH. Thank you so much for these clips. :D

  • @swindog2456
    @swindog2456 2 года назад +3

    “Mary Ferguson, *stirring* OH, uoHP, my bad” I damn near lose it at this Leon scene.

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment Год назад +1

    It's cool to see an Allison Jones cameo. Casting GOAT

  • @ContentWizard
    @ContentWizard Год назад +2

    3:19 okay everybody raise your hands… who else thought that that girl might run into that glass… :-)

  • @claudiam2474
    @claudiam2474 2 года назад +3

    Fantastic episode.

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 2 года назад +12

    "Let me tell you Dementia Boy,you gave me a lifetime guarantee,I don't care if you can't remember your god damn dogs name. Your'e gonna fix this and it's not going to cost me a god dam thing. You got that Zweibel?"

    • @chriscornelius2518
      @chriscornelius2518 2 года назад

      Holy shit

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 4 месяца назад

      I understand Zweibel's position. The stone dislodged because of abuse, not because of defective craftsmanship.
      I understand Susie's position (if I apply her sense of entitlement). She is constantly bedazzled with stunning jewelry assumedly from his shop. That small stone won't break his shop's budget. And she is going to keep buying as a satisfied customer and she loves to tell her friends.

  • @gus2600
    @gus2600 2 года назад +3

    Leon added a lot of funny to Curb .

    • @teeoh9192
      @teeoh9192 Год назад +1

      He's the perfect foil for Larry's stereotypical Jewish portrayal. Like a comedic, R-rated "Ebony & Ivory".

  • @WonkaVator72
    @WonkaVator72 Год назад

    "Asia with a Strange-ah." Good name for a rap song.

  • @ladybirdlee3058
    @ladybirdlee3058 2 года назад +1

    I love the way Susie dresses.

  • @deucealmightee
    @deucealmightee 2 года назад +3

    Damn. Suzie went Tony Soprano on that dude

  • @AnilRamcharitar
    @AnilRamcharitar 4 месяца назад

    Everyone should have a Leon in their group of friends. I do, and he is funny as heck with his incorrect explanations and references!

  • @jasonhutchinson8060
    @jasonhutchinson8060 6 месяцев назад

    Let me tell you something, dementia boy.....I love Susie.

  • @david-pb4bi
    @david-pb4bi 4 месяца назад

    The more you watch curb the better it gets.

  • @nickpapageorgio8529
    @nickpapageorgio8529 2 года назад

    If some little girl yelled at me like that I would honestly just laugh and not give her sh*t 😆
    Thanks for posting these! We appreciate it

  • @Android-Zen
    @Android-Zen Год назад +1

    Susie looks like she's gonna front for an AC/DC cover band.

  • @Samirtouf
    @Samirtouf 2 года назад +1

    Last month I walked to a glass door, I laughed so loud 😂😂

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 года назад +1

    She said, "You can eat me (4:25)." Genius!

    • @teeoh9192
      @teeoh9192 Год назад

      I loved her, "I've never 'dated' a Clipper" line! LOL!

  • @ronaldrussoe1749
    @ronaldrussoe1749 9 месяцев назад

    "What random Mary Ferguson
    would go to asia
    With a stranger
    Who is a probably a sociopath?" 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @retr0s0ul90
    @retr0s0ul90 2 года назад +2

    Susie should have been in a number of mobb movies by now lol 😆

    • @teeoh9192
      @teeoh9192 Год назад

      She was in an old "Law & Order" episode (I forget the episode, but saw it recently), & it was jarring to see her in a super small speaking part.

  • @jean-paulmoreau7178
    @jean-paulmoreau7178 2 года назад

    Leon will have his own show soon... he's rockin'

  • @brianruff1133
    @brianruff1133 2 года назад +1

    I never realized Leon's knowledge of ornithology was so vast.

  • @andrewvincent7299
    @andrewvincent7299 2 года назад +3

    Larry must have watched the Japanese horror movie 'Audition' and used that to inspire this episode lol

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 2 года назад

    Curb season 11 is the talk of the world right now

  • @Neptunian65
    @Neptunian65 2 года назад +2

    I though she was going to hit the glass wall on her way out from the audition room.....

  • @khalidbinwaleed5072
    @khalidbinwaleed5072 2 года назад +1

    Love Leon’s goatee

  • @salvagemonster3612
    @salvagemonster3612 2 года назад +2

    It is always fun to see Larry and his Token

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 2 года назад

      That's Larry's entourage because of his success.

  • @mud6866
    @mud6866 2 года назад +2

    Suzie is my spirit animal

  • @michaelfowler5760
    @michaelfowler5760 2 года назад +2

    Stupid thing is that it isn't hard to change the name on the plane ticket.

    • @teeoh9192
      @teeoh9192 Год назад +1

      It's humor. Just roll with it...

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera 2 года назад

    Lmfaooo Leon "they'll take that chance of waking up dead for a free trip ..."

  • @frecklydharma
    @frecklydharma 3 месяца назад

    Susie is so funny, she gets what she wants 😂

  • @MSI2k
    @MSI2k 2 года назад

    damnnn Susie.. you go girl!

  • @petercram9775
    @petercram9775 4 месяца назад

    This show is so damn good.

  • @sachabois1744
    @sachabois1744 2 года назад +3

    Goofy pigeon lol😂😂😂😂

  • @christophermccoy5724
    @christophermccoy5724 Год назад

    "waking up dead"😆

  • @AmirSuperTube
    @AmirSuperTube 2 года назад +1

    Susie is amazing

  • @Broseftoast
    @Broseftoast Год назад +2

    It was so damn satisfying to see Susie not taking this dude's shit. I mean alzheimers is tragic, but I feel like the scene hinted that this dude was playing it up for personal gain lol, and the way he dodged paying back Larry's $6,000 bothered me so much. It was true catharsis to see Susie getting what was rightfully hers. I mean, something that bothers me is that they're supposed to be friends, so it's one thing if the dude doesn't remember, it's another thing to assume Susie wouldn't be telling the truth, or just not believing her.

  • @zacharyno9598
    @zacharyno9598 2 года назад +5

    I have very high hopes for both of these women. They seem uniquely insane.

  • @jntj3007
    @jntj3007 11 месяцев назад

    I just realized this: Leon is the black Kramer. LOL!

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens 8 месяцев назад +1

    I need the Lucy Liu reference explained to me.

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles 2 года назад +1

    "Dementia Boy!"

  • @twwoody813
    @twwoody813 2 года назад +2

    Love Love Leon 😁

  • @earthwormjimjones
    @earthwormjimjones Год назад

    2:12 Suzie never needed a House Husband™

  • @jackhamm5554
    @jackhamm5554 2 года назад +1

    Susie looks like Slash on this episode. Dementia Boy .

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 2 года назад +2

    Suzy didn't call Zweibel a 'four eyed fucking freak of nature'. That's reserved for Larry.

  • @balkibartokomos8846
    @balkibartokomos8846 2 года назад +2

    If I had to choose someone for a tag team fight I would have Suzy in my corner

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 Год назад

    The way they don’t even think to help her up.

  • @HeatherHotcakes
    @HeatherHotcakes 2 года назад

    I love Susie!

  • @tattoodrdoke
    @tattoodrdoke 2 года назад

    Baby I left my coat outside 😆🤣😂

  • @brownstuff1899
    @brownstuff1899 Год назад +1

    A holiday to "Asia", a holiday to the entire continent?

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 9 месяцев назад

    0:12 Leon was so done he didn’t even give her a helping hand.

  • @JMosUndefeated
    @JMosUndefeated 9 месяцев назад

    A school pigeons 😂😂

  • @jameshigginbottom3314
    @jameshigginbottom3314 2 года назад

    Susie makes Deniro look like a boy scout. DEMENTIA BOY!

  • @xrossmiller3491
    @xrossmiller3491 10 месяцев назад

    Wish I was still sharking cash cause Susie would be my number 1 collector

  • @krishnakc6332
    @krishnakc6332 2 года назад +8

    Next time I shouldn't watch these clips while drinking coffee.

    • @shubhamdogra_
      @shubhamdogra_ 2 года назад +2

      Laughed so hard, pooped yourself?