Honest Geometry Dash Trailer
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024
- What if Geometry Dash had a trailer that showed you what you were REALLY getting into?
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If you're reading this, when is RobTop gonna make a new GD trailer that isn't a million years outdated?
(also shoutout to Juniper for doing the shake at 4:28. Her editor is a lot better for that kind of stuff)
"Which is only difficult because of the confusing decoration"
*So true*
CUTE PATOTAO ko ikr
"decorstion"... It's "decoration"
@@whatthewatthe thanks I didn't notice that 😅
Hahaha lmao
So true
Tfw you say it's a joke but everything said in this video is completely true
Yah XD
ikr :)
tfw
SnowKíllα Thats Because Geometry dash is a joke
But you forgot The End
This is too true and I loved the dramatic voice you used, git gud at game design rubrub.
Yee
@@bearrett_8783 e
rubrub has abandoned his creation
420TH LIKE LOL
"Wait a couple of years for the next update"
Only gotten funnier as the years have gone by
it sure does
At least today we are getting a snek pek
Agreed
now we just have to wait a couple months instead
@@adieuing 2 months to be specific (if it doesn't get delayed which I don't think so but the posibility is there)
''Except for this one which you will never get''
*Shows the getting rated achievement UFO*
*Cries inside*
I make decent levels but like, you have to be fuckin lucky to actually get rated. In other words a mod sees it and decides to send it.
hey nacho :D
oof
The closest thing I have to a star rated level is a level with an unofficial “normal” rating
That level is an auto version of Deadlocked.
Yep youl never get that one
Oop, I made a small error. I said 20 levels, when there are really 21.
(the script said *over 20* - so sue me)
Meh. Big deal! I didn't even notice it, so... I think you're fine. 😄😊
Im suing u rn
i know where u live
fingerdash is trash so it doesn't count
suey
0:39 So we are not gonna be Talking about the fact that Knobbelboys rage syncs with the orbs.
Well now we are
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Correction: 0:40
There weren't any orbs?
@@ederbanks the monsters eys
"Mash your mouse through *20* different levels"
**Sad Fingerdash Noises**
Agree
I think this video *may* have been uploaded in 2.0
This video was released during 2.1 bc 2.1 was jan 2017
No guys its ok, Cant let go is clearly not a true level
@@Sp1ral0ut he shows footage of the end of fingerdash
Someone hack into the GD Steam page and just plop this trailer in there, no one will notice! ;D
Norcda Childa lol
your my favorite youtuber! you inspired me to play GD thanks man!
Norcda Childa lmao
Sara Schonberg that should be robtop sayin thanks
Hey Alexa how do I hack steam pages
ever
oh boy another unoriginal comment that i'll igno-
wait that's juniper fine she gets the heart
and ever
Juni I'm a huge fannnnnnnNNN
tell flub I said he's cool
Oh no it’s you.
e v e r
My elementary school teacher used to let us play this because she thought it had geometry lmao
U teacher is silly af
When I asked my mom to get it I said it wasn't a math game so she didn't think I was playing an education game. I wouldn't lie to her like that.
I didn't lie, it was already on there to begin with
rofl
*geometry
"Online levels which all require a miracle to work on your phone."
Accuracy over 9000
Can't relate.
The only problem for me is:
*Upload failed please try again*
Like me
Create a GD Account or log in if you have one tho
I saw that you commented in a glmm and now i see you here
Are you spying me
Yeah.. i cant download any custom songs... game is ruined for me
same to
"OoH bLoOdBaTh! i KnOw ThAT oNe!"
Lel
Lelel
Lelelel
Lelelelel
Lel
"If there no decoration people hate it
If you did decorate it people hate it even more"
True ofc
Nicky YT yes. Bootyful
Just like finger dash..
Da wae?Dont do GD kids
Yes lol
Unless you say layout in the name, Also you can probably wgch a tutrial
1:38 when he was talking, did you see that those 2 jump rings actually synced surprisingly well while he was talking
it doesnt
But it was close
It did sync
@@gooberuploadsinc yes it did sync
Gameplay was
2:27 so that explains why 1.9 levels are getting epics
82a82a82a Geometry Dash w
Ya blood moon
Prepare to enter a game where it is legitimately expected for you to spend over a year working on one level and not even have it guaranteed to be rated.
You're right. Am I right HJfod (Zenith or project moon)
replying to this just to remind you of a comment from 5 years ago
tidal wave
2:14 "Buffed silent hell insane legend"
2:15
Lol thanks
I SAW THAT TOO
accidentally clicked and got the timing perfect wth
Fulvio Borrelli same
As someone who played a billion story levels when I was 10 or 11, I can confirm that they are all like this, down to the icons used. One of the more memorable ones was one where one of the cubes learned how to hack to beat the hacker lmao
If owned by EA
Locked Content:
The shops
Demons
Online Levels
The Editor
Icons
Colors
The levels past 1.0
Litterally the whole game, but you still have to pay the extra money for everything else.
Geometry Dash: The only game where you don't need to pay to get diamonds
Even passing after 98% is payed
wait online levels are getting by money
And the quit button :)
If owned by EA, literally the same shit cause its not getting a update
I see an ad right next to the video that says “Colon Cancer”
Wait, so Colon has Cancer? *_G E t T h e D O n a T I o N s_*
@@Cynx210 r/wtf
@@Cynx210 so u dont understand a joke nice now i see why your dad left you
@@Cynx210 wait what
Seagullian HE MEANS NEXT TO THE VIDEO!!! N E X T TO THE VIDEO!!!! ARE YOU FRICKING BLIND??!!! YOUR DAD PROBABLY LEFT YOU BECAUSE OF HOW BLIND AND IGNORANT YOU ARE!!
0:40 new ringtone
VladMD rip knobbel XD
Me when I don’t get 100% on my test
@@dogedoge961 He took that audio from bloodlust...
He took that audio from bloodlust...
Knobbleboy 98
0:26 hits different after knowing that you beat Windy Landscape. You are amazing 🤩
3:39 THANK YOU!! DOES *NOBODY* KNOW ABOUT TETRIS???
Do do do dodododod do doo
@@Kay_213_ Doo do do Doo do do do
@XxCupcake_JellyXx y e s
7
Do do doo dododo do doo DO DO DOO
You know, I thought the "cool kid points" thing was a joke at first
it isnt?
Does it reference creator points?
@@lihapulla2377 yeah
brother
@@zMoonlight vpae catt
*never heard of it, never heard of it, never heard of it, never heard of i- OO BLOODBATH I KNOW THAT ONE*
Lol
Relatable
: P
Blood bath lolololoLOLOLOLOL
:P.
i want that roblox face
*4:43* I have never seen somebody describe the demon list _this_ perfectly.
2:20 I agree so true
I wise they could come back.
I made one that was really good, I spent 5 hours on it, but no one played it :(
Eli 579 splat
@@tree4487 me too ;(
I make them! Username: YellowSink
3:40 THANK you, jesus christ that hurt to look at
Yeah, I'm a tetris pro and I hate that fucking 3 blocks block
@@alessio1372 ikr
Yee
TETRIS POLICE
Legend says that colon is still repeating the word "ever" in his room
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
EVER
2:14 buffed silent hell insane legen- (the rest is cut off)
Absolutely love it haha
My favorite part was when he made the really bad level because if Viprin made it it’d be epic and demon and he would convince robtop to put it in a gauntlet featuring his own other levels
Ikr
Very o r i g i n a l content
I like it!
if someone else said the exact same thing they'd get less likes 😔
*_except this one which you will never get_*
It's actually easy, make a new account, search your username and find a level that you made from your main account and rate whatever stars you want to!
NO, I WILL GET CP ONE DAY
@@danielchai8127 This is not how -mafia- geometry dash works
@@danielchai8127 no you have to get it featured or at least star rated, not just rated.
Seems like a challenge
"Mash your mouse to 20 level"
**Sad mobile player voice**
Yes I relate
I'm a mobile
I'm mobile too but God Eater works on my phone with no problems sooo...You don't really need an Pc
Pikaziq i play on mobile
I play on mobile too
Also a mobile player
No so fun fact: The raging sound effect in 0:37 came from Knobbelboy when he died at 98% in bloodlust trying to verify it
"Connect to the internet and play hundreds of look-alike community made levels, which all require a miracle to work on your phone."
_Me as a Mobile Player:_ **cries in a distance**
^ this
you dont say
Almost no levels lag on my phone
Same
*crys too*
"expect for this one which you will never get"
i have never felt something hurt this much xF
"Exept"
“Except”
How do you get that icon?
@@nienel Get 1 CP
ture doe you never will and neither will I
*_TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND_*
literally the best cartoon ever
Sociopath included
I luv that cartoon
Hi sdslayer100
Haha I loved that show my fav character was Owen
"They are only difficult because of confusing decoration" I feel that
Colon: *gets disappointed of choosing the cat*
Juniper: *sad juniper noises*
@Megaminx Cube no
Whats the level at 3:36
@@1mogger mastergame, a level made by serponge
Lol
After this becomes jupiter
Name: *Honest Geometry Dash Trailer*
By: GD Colon:
Description:
*What if Geometry Dash had a trailer that showed you what you were REALLY getting into?*
*rare footage of the duolingo bird speaking English*
@@twelve222 rare footage?
Pretty much.
ok but why did i put this here
(2:15) “Buffed silent hell insane legend?”
Ryan Deeds but he is using correct grammar
@@ryandeeds4873 what are you talking about
2:14 "BUFFED SILENT HELL INSANE LEGENDARY DEMON" for a nanosecond lol
THIS IS GREAT!
Big ol homosexual. Have you seen what you say in your own comments.
How are you everywhere
A R E Y O U A M O D ?
Don't know that one... Don't know that one... Don't know that one...
OOH BLOODBATH I KNOW THAT ONE!
That was the best part of the video colon you should become a stand-up comedian
*an honest Geometry dash trailer would just be spanish clickbait*
Oof thanks for hearted! Also my geometry dash name is *Lolllii*
Tru
XDD
*_-MIKHA IN A NUTSHELL-_*
@@adiosgd5687 VERY TRUE.
“BUFFED SILENT HELL INSANE LEGEND”
too accurate
To be Honest.
This is accurate af.
To be honest u unnoticed these like
Whats the level at 3:36
Why "Total Drama Island" ?
@@777omen ?
@@1mogger mastergame by serponge
The only thing you forgot is when this happens:
-download
- _song is not allowed for use_
-silent lvl ruining the entire basis of the game
Can't forget
Could not upload your level.
@@n0vag4ming can't forget to register an account
@@dizzy_jump cannot forget the annoying bug which disables your accounts and commenting
can’t forget the bug in iPadOS 15 where the audio completely stops after going out of the app
FORGETTING TO REFRESH LOGIN AND LOSING STATS
3:00 by using noclip
2:15’s flashing text is “BUFFED SILENT HELL INSANE LEGEND”
From the MASTERMIND behind BOOMLINGS. I see what you did there.
I don't play boomlings I don't get it plz explain
OHHHHHH
@@aadyngamingandstuff8648 You don't need to play Boomlings to get it...
Insane: *a failed demon*
True asf 😂
''Failed.''
hard/harder= every featured level XD
insane demon= failed extreme demon
What does asf mean
@@NorielBenMiel XD
2:15 "buffed silent hell insane legen..."
Oh lol I saw it
Copied
@@Chronomancernerd welcome to youtube comment section
-unlimited copied comments
-replying 1month-1year late
-arguments
-twitter
@@halo6478 yeah checks out
@@Chronomancernerd yeah checks out
And as an added bonus, there’s also a list of creators favored by the developer. *You’ll never wind up there.*
I have played Geometry Dash for 4 years now and I can confirm that everything he said in this video is true.
"20 levels"
Fingerdash: am i a joke to you
[GD] Lindsay97 why was this made in 2018 and 2.1 released in 2017?
I'm %50 fingerdash and I'm a beginner lol
6000 orbs icon Read the description
・Gwen・ ok
@@sans3859 i'm in 92% holded too long
2:15 “Buffed Silent Hell Insane Legend”
2:13 The sync of the level, the music and the switch to the next sentence is perfect.
*says 20 levels*
*plays knobbelboy sound effect that only happened after 2.1 came out*
hmmmm......
I FORGOT TO SAY OVER DON'T HURT ME
Oof
wow wasn't expecting this quick of a self correction XD
*are u sure about that*
2:15 Buffed Silent Hell Insane Legend 0.25x Speed
Edit: I just came here after a year and now I have 17 demons completed and 99 likes on this level. I love you guys! :D
2:14 it's easier
I paused right on it sooo
I didn’t need 0.25 speed
I wonder what Colon is doing when he comes up with video ideas.
Then again I wonder what RubRub is doing when he is not paying attention to updating the game.
1. Showering
2. Not paying attention in class
3. At camp (where I thought up and planned out this one)
#2 That's me 😂😂😂
Same
@@arktrus nah
@@arktrus *same but I'm watch hentai lmao*
1:12 i see my icon right here
XD
“Getting Bored? Wait A Couple Years For The Next Update” So True 😂 Edit: Thank You Guys For 1.2K ❤️
Zx4vll [GD] That Is Not How You Type
Normie
It’s in 2 days
@@R4inb0WGUTZ_d0tz1p alert. Alert. False information alert.
Pirilon 6644 bruh I’m not JK it’s coming out on the 22nd :/
Edit: and yes the month and year
2:15 buffed silent hell insane legen...
Looks like. Wasn’t the only person who sow this
Hi
dary demon
2:14 “Buffed Silent Hell Insane Legen”
soldier tf2 I don't get it....
Soz
Chandler Bing the extreme demon title changes into buffed silent hell insane legend
2:15 and pause n play repeatedly
@@eyemoisturizer at 0.25x speed to make it easier
Hey i got it without using slow speed
“wait a couple of years for the next update”
it’s here. hate to break it to you, but seven years is a bit more than a couple.
Video: A failed demon
Me: *laughing so hard* THAT IT SO TRUE
Same
i can assure you that in fact you've never laughed
you probably breathed through your nose a tiny bit harder. no way you laughed.
I disagree. Insane is a legitimate difficulty.
"Ooh! Bloodbath! I know that one!"
Lol
xD Player BRILLIANT!
"oh windy landscape, i know that one!"
Oh the nightmare I know that one!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Thanks
This is a great satirical video poking fun at the Geometry dash community. It’s really well paced , and the jokes in it are very humorous. Your delivery of lines added a unenthusiastic informational comedic feel to the video. Well Done Colon. Another great very enjoyable video. I give this video a 8/10 on the wahoo meter
holy shit this guy is paying attention to detail instead of just going ''oh look its 10/10"
...
EVERYONE STAY AWAY THIS GUY IS TOO POWERFUL
3 years later and this still the perfect representation of the game
Waiting another year for the 2.2
0:39 The only knobbelboy joke that’s made me laugh 😂
0:04 "dont be offended by anything I say", i see 9 year old kids getting mad cuz u think they are kids
But they're nine year olds
I’m nine
*i’m big boi offended*
@@tuunber cringe
wtf I forgot I commented on this video
@@tuunber me too
I think that this trailer will attract more people than RobTob's one!✌
He's Actually Called RobTop. You're Welcome
Slayd 37 whos robtob
who's robtop? i only heard of lazy ass -developer- piece of shit
@@katazina0 lol
4:38 i think Im the only one who remembers this cartoon.. oh the memories
Not me
Ur not the only one
Lol i do
@@Kouzsy *me
@@MatthewAttardi thanks
3:12 oh yes, i can relate to this
What's the caracter on your profile pic
@@david_ga8490 ééé
David Gallego Álvarez it’s a Roblox face bruh
@Courtney Satella Barlow that’s not a stroke. at all. not even 1%.
2:15 for a frame you can see “Buffed Silent Hell Insane Legend” instead of Extreme demon
Omg Im on mobile and I kept pausing I saw it how
2:15:5
@陆放 same 2
2:15 :"Buffed silent hell insane legend."
2:15 I laughed so hard that I cried.
2:14
“ packs of ancient levels forced for the secret coins, the same thing but decorated. The same level everyday with slightly altered gameplay, a weekly insane rated level that’s only hard because of confusing decorations “ - geometry dash main levels summary
1:09 that's literally my icon
Wa
@@MadgamerX I think it means something else.... 😳
That icon with that exact color scheme was also mine. But I've changed it since then
@@logicskateboarding8971 there's literally not a second meaning there
Oh yeah.... I think no one asked 🤔
and i thought geometry dash is all about math, i'm disappointed :(
LOL
u spelt meth wrong
im glad i have no videos
treins
@@mac1cam he was talking abour *MATH* not meth
@@galacticfoxesgamescayde-6978 r/whoooosh
2:15 “Buffed Silent Hell Insane Legends”
true
Qlmaoaoao
2:57 whenever i see someone on the bus making a gd level on their phone
CharlesIsPi same
Yep.
“If there’s no decoration, people will hate it. If you did decorate it, people will hate it even more.”
-GD Collin 2018
Pretty much..
@Dipper Pines Plays GD and more! The person who made the channnel and the person talking? You must be new.
@@thatuzikinnie6077 the commentor spelled "GD Colon" wrong and Dipper was making fun of them.
GD Colon who? i only heard of GD collin
Who is GD *collin*
now that i think about it there are no more old school auto levels anymore
I would make some but I don't find joy in autos.
Out of all the immensely difficult levels in this game this guy decided to pick an insane demon.
2:57 when you are tired of making levels
My first level be like:
(In the firat time of editing level i dont even know what the fucc are those portal does)
@@Cr09918 same
4:21 my nick is Everedeck and sometimes people call me "Ever" so this part really creeped me out pls send help
Lololol
ever
e v e r
Ever
*_E V E R_*
2:44 WTF I SAW PICHU!!!
On the side? That’s some an article for a Smash game.
That’s coin
It’s smash bros
Where?
@@ahmsiaedris8973 to the very left
The word "whip up some awesome levels" motivated me to create levels again
4:37 Thank you for killing my ears :)
Ever
0:40 i gotchu
Even though I didn’t play in 1.9, it was still better.
lol same
ahahahah 😂
Exactly.
I did, but in the lite version.
Nah 1.7 was the shiiiiiiiiiiit
When you said “as hard as this” you show a video of one of the easiest parts in windy landscape...
“Djvi, waterflame, Dj Nate and.. Kevin Macleod?”
F-777: *bonjour*
2:15 buffed silent hell insane legend
dang it! you mentioned it
I saw it too
I was going to say :(
Some of these points are scarily accurate
But if n/A are garbage....
Every level has been N/A before, even Retray
Wow great feedback >:(
Hey monoxide. Small world
@@badarchive i think you mean :)
True
Retray is crap
But for Real, those old Auto levels were so cool!
Be the ten percent of people.
Who has a record of 4 likes on their level
=D
lenka1444 not to flex, but i have a record of 5 likes, so im part of the 30% of people.
i have 12
iDark i have 114
I have like 25ish