Ted Series 2 The Bishops and Religion

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2009
  • Comedy extract of Catholic fathers from a Sitcom debating religious philosophy.
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  • @satireisnotdead5804
    @satireisnotdead5804 Год назад +37

    I can't get enough of Dougal's gormless smile at the end, like a dog made human, he has no clue what's going on, but he knows he's being praised and that's good.

    • @felixgarnet
      @felixgarnet Год назад +3

      He said he based his character 's personality partly on the family dog!

    • @satireisnotdead5804
      @satireisnotdead5804 Год назад +3

      @@felixgarnet It makes sense, just the way he's looking around bashfully while never quite looking at the Bishop reminds me exactly of my dog when I'm making a fuss of her.

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 2 года назад +328

    In less than 2 hours, Dougal broke a man's belief in something he'd followed his whole life. That's impressive.

    • @elgonm289
      @elgonm289 2 года назад +41

      Would that be ecumenical matter??

    • @leeballington3136
      @leeballington3136 2 года назад +24

      @@elgonm289 YES!!

    • @elgonm289
      @elgonm289 2 года назад +7

      @@leeballington3136 🤣🤣🤣

    • @comradecetacean1927
      @comradecetacean1927 2 года назад +9

      That's philosophy for ya, there would be a lot less Christians in the world if they didn't declare philosophy as sin.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Год назад

      And it wasn’t even on purpose. Dougal is so dumb he can literally break a man’s religion just with casual conversation

  • @Stellaluna88
    @Stellaluna88 5 лет назад +200

    I love Dougal’s facial expressions when he is perplexed.

    • @analothor
      @analothor Год назад +3

      Ardal does gormless so well

    • @Stellaluna88
      @Stellaluna88 Год назад

      @@analothor Aye, most def…

  • @quinbrady
    @quinbrady 14 лет назад +218

    Ardal O'Hanlon is feckin' brilliant: "That's the bit I'm havin' trouble with."

    • @irishceili100
      @irishceili100 2 года назад +3

      👏👏🤣

    • @richardclarke376
      @richardclarke376 2 года назад +6

      that timing - excellent

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 2 года назад +2

      He turned the Bishop 😅😅😅

    • @lindamanas6735
      @lindamanas6735 2 года назад +6

      He’s so brilliant at pretending to be dim!

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад +1

      Shouldn`t everyone have a problem with Jesus` ritual blood sacrifice? As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world (from Himself), God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten. Perfect and innocent Son, Jesus, to be tortured and killed as a ritual blood sacrifice; to appease Himself so that He could forgive us for the sin, He originally condemned us to in the 1st place. John 3: 16 And if you accept this gift, you receive a get out of hell free card so that you can sin all you want! Is the Catholic cult moral ?

  • @ITLLBGRAND
    @ITLLBGRAND 2 года назад +84

    "That would be an ecumenical matter" is a line I've seen scrawled on many a bathroom stall

  • @Toranaboy634
    @Toranaboy634 12 лет назад +101

    One of the best ever Father Teds. A gem.

  • @moodydude6790
    @moodydude6790 2 года назад +103

    I have a friend who works in a theological college who knew a student that was a King James-Only man. The man was well dressed and did not take well to different points of views. Story was he vanished from the college for some time & when he came back, his point of view completely changed & also his appearance; he now had long hair & a bohemian or hippiefyed dress style. When my friend told me this story I immediately thought of Bishop O'Neal here!

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 2 года назад +3

      Now I'm curious. Do you have _any_ idea what prompted such an extreme change in the guy?

    • @moodydude6790
      @moodydude6790 2 года назад

      @@redengineer4380 I've never met him, I only heard it from my friend who did.

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 2 года назад +2

      @@moodydude6790 Damn. Yeah, that's wild.

    • @vladimirputin4822
      @vladimirputin4822 2 года назад +6

      @@redengineer4380 Maybe someone told him there is no sanity clause?

    • @georgeh5075
      @georgeh5075 Год назад

      Theologians are just clingy athiests

  • @davebrayfb
    @davebrayfb 2 года назад +24

    Actually gets funnier the more times you watch it. Brilliant acting and story line.

  • @ubergeekian
    @ubergeekian 2 года назад +32

    As so often, Dougal shows himself to be the clever, insightful and moral one.

  • @eoincassin4265
    @eoincassin4265 2 года назад +41

    I love how Dougal genuinely doesn't understand what he's done

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад +5

      I think he knows what he did; the Bishop asked Dougal a question and he simply answered it; the same way I do, lol!

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@drivinsouth651Sure Dougal and Jack dont even believe in god

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 9 месяцев назад

      @@Simp_Zone Why would anyone? Oh, yeah, indoctrination (brainwashing).

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 года назад +37

    I can smell the grass as they re walking. I miss Ireland so much.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 2 года назад +16

    Spliff at the end, classic.

  • @terriwalshe9045
    @terriwalshe9045 2 года назад +24

    Comedy gold it just gets funnier and funnier everytime you watch it 😂😂😂

  • @Robert___98
    @Robert___98 Год назад +4

    “That would be an ecu-YES”

  • @BenBanjo87
    @BenBanjo87 Год назад +4

    "Are they looking after you, then, Father?"
    "That would be an...YES!!"

  • @charlesrae3793
    @charlesrae3793 2 года назад +17

    "Treasure him, Father Crilley, he has wisdom far beyond his years". I did wonder what he had...

  • @JenniferRademaker
    @JenniferRademaker 2 года назад +6

    "Aliens!" Lmao 🤣

  • @JOHNNYCFC18
    @JOHNNYCFC18 2 года назад +42

    I wish there had of been a follow up episode to this one where Len Brennan goes nuts.
    “1 Bishop has left the church
    2nd Bishop is dead
    3rd Bishop has the holy stone up his arse”
    “Now tell me what the feck is going on Crilly”
    I can just imagine the scenes 😂

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 2 года назад

      I don't think any of them were friends with Len to begin with so I'm not sure how that would've worked.

    • @JOHNNYCFC18
      @JOHNNYCFC18 2 года назад

      @@buzzytrombone4353 I don’t blame them but still would of been interesting to see

    • @mrnem7466
      @mrnem7466 2 года назад +5

      @@buzzytrombone4353 “don’t call him Len “ 🤣🤣

    • @jont8555
      @jont8555 2 года назад +6

      @@mrnem7466 Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len, Len.

    • @moodydude6790
      @moodydude6790 Год назад +1

      Shoulve been the post-credits scene!

  • @lindamanas6735
    @lindamanas6735 2 года назад +18

    I like the part where the one bishop goes off in a Scooby Doo style camper van. So so funny! As for the word ‘ ecumenical’ whenever it is mentioned in my local church I just think of this episode and have a little chuckle.
    “ Big fiery demons sticking red hot pokers up your arse!’ Also sort of sticks in your mind!

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      Do you go to church just to laugh at the faithful? Because that would be a pretty cool reason...

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Месяц назад

      It's a Volkswagen T1 Camper. They make a new, electric model called the ID.buzz.

  • @MrJambola123
    @MrJambola123 2 года назад +73

    "priest converts bishop to atheism" 😂

    • @hadimali6392
      @hadimali6392 2 года назад +1

      Deism

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 2 года назад +2

      @@hadimali6392 No, deism is a type of theism

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад +1

      @@hadimali6392Never in my life have I ever had a reason to believe in God. Which God? What God? What exactly do you mean by God? Where is It? What is IT doing? Why won`t it answer prayers or intervene? For what reason would I ever want to believe in God? I mean besides Dionysus and Venus Aphrodite, of course...

    • @strangelee4400
      @strangelee4400 Год назад +1

      Deconvert*
      I don't think you can actually convert to atheism.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 2 года назад +7

    ‘Don’t get up…’ 😅😅😅😅

  • @theguyinthefunnyhat
    @theguyinthefunnyhat Год назад +4

    1:56 the boom is in shot.

  • @jameshayes211
    @jameshayes211 2 года назад +15

    "What was God doing in His spare time before making the earth?" If a bishop can't answer that question, he needs to resign and take a trip to India.

    • @helwrecht1637
      @helwrecht1637 Год назад +1

      It’s quite literally the first line in the dang Book

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад +1

      @@helwrecht1637 "Once upon a time God created the heavens and the Earth" doesn`t tell us what God was doing before he supposedly created us; actually, we created God!

    • @Anurania
      @Anurania 6 месяцев назад

      @@drivinsouth651 Our physical measurement of time is intertwined with our universe, so before the heavens were created there was no time as we understand it. It's very difficult for us to truly grasp the concept of existence beyond our universe, that something can have existed permanently and have no beginning. Without any frame of reference we can't imagine what time is like outside of the universe, if it would feel like an eternity or if it would be like no time at all, or if all moments of time coexist simultaneously and don't follow any kind of progression.

  • @haberdasheryandspam
    @haberdasheryandspam 2 года назад +9

    Eddie's in for a wild time

  • @zizwop
    @zizwop 12 лет назад +28

    That would be an ecumenical matter -hahahah!! sorry, couldn't resist that, this episode is awesome.

  • @Elizabethloveit93
    @Elizabethloveit93 3 года назад +9

    Dougal is so adorable

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 2 года назад +7

    That the bit I have trouble with,classic Dougal in the end the priest doubts it all brilliant writing

  • @railwaychristina3192
    @railwaychristina3192 2 года назад +7

    I adore this episode

  • @stub6378
    @stub6378 4 месяца назад

    Look how proud Dougal is😂😂😂

  • @andrewmcguire4893
    @andrewmcguire4893 2 года назад

    absolutly briliant

  • @loganford3921
    @loganford3921 2 года назад

    Father Ted, Gimme Gimme Gimme Still Game and Married with Children are my favourite.
    All comedy Gold.

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 2 года назад +2

    Jeez that man made the right choice. Right with ye there fadder!

  • @colinjennings3661
    @colinjennings3661 2 года назад +6

    That would be an ecumenical matter

  • @dumac6557
    @dumac6557 10 лет назад +16

    One of the best father ted so far i seen, just love the gags and ted teaching jack is so funny. The think to remember about life on other planet is that is is most likely but two big troubles arises. Time and space is really in a large spane in the universe so finding intelligent life nearby is not so likely.

    • @bahoonies
      @bahoonies 2 года назад +4

      It's hard enough trying to find intelligent life on this planet 😂😂😂

  • @fds7476
    @fds7476 2 года назад +8

    1:55 - Holy microphone, father!

    • @Onmysheet
      @Onmysheet 2 года назад

      You beat me to it.

  • @martinirvine9314
    @martinirvine9314 2 года назад +3

    My favourite episode.

  • @jaws666
    @jaws666 Год назад

    The Boshop sotting in the middle is the actor who played the judge who overturmed the convictions of the Guildford Four and released them from prision in the movie "In the name of the father"

  • @dash1141
    @dash1141 2 года назад +24

    My at the time devoutly religious girlfriend asked me about faith, specifically religion… I virtually paraphrased Dougal and her expression was the same as the Bishop’s hahahaha

    • @helwrecht1637
      @helwrecht1637 Год назад +2

      But the questions are meaningless…

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      @@helwrecht1637 What do you mean; which questions are meaningless?

  • @LeviForWaifu
    @LeviForWaifu 12 лет назад +18

    Episode is pure genius....
    Mr Lineham is awesome, its why I watch IT Crowd.
    I love Dougal in this scene;
    "Just... warn me if you're going to do anything sudden..."
    AHHH!!

  • @bobbobbing4220
    @bobbobbing4220 Год назад +1

    1:57 "boom mic"

  • @whoknew2273
    @whoknew2273 2 года назад +3

    Very smart Father Jack lol

  • @numbers-stations
    @numbers-stations 2 года назад +7

    Most priests in Medieval Total War 2 with low faith level

  • @davidh.2377
    @davidh.2377 Год назад +6

    I got kicked out of Sunday school because I said that exact same thing.

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      Good for you; questions are brilliant when dealing with the supernatural!

  • @mrj.kottari8453
    @mrj.kottari8453 2 года назад +19

    Great show.
    Helps me to understand more "peculiar" accents of english, especially the northern ones 💚

    • @lurchlocker89
      @lurchlocker89 2 года назад +17

      They're Irish, not English

    • @MrPicklerwoof
      @MrPicklerwoof 2 года назад +8

      @@lurchlocker89 I think he meant the language they're speaking.

    • @lurchlocker89
      @lurchlocker89 2 года назад

      @@MrPicklerwoof That never actually occurred to me. I'm humbled sir.

    • @Zenovarse
      @Zenovarse 2 года назад

      I actually cannot distinguish their accents from any other accents

    • @Zenovarse
      @Zenovarse 2 года назад +1

      Like, when someone points out the way the say certain words it becomes obvious but without focusing on it I can't distinguish it from just a normal accent.

  • @imamazin3629
    @imamazin3629 2 года назад +2

    Which part do you have an issue with... Dougal... basically all of it. Haha

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      How could anyone not have an issue with it? As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world (from Himself), God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten. Perfect and innocent Son, Jesus, to be tortured and killed as a ritual blood sacrifice; to appease Himself so that He could forgive us for the sin, He originally condemned us to in the 1st place. John 3: 16

  • @adamgrimsley2900
    @adamgrimsley2900 Год назад +1

    It's mad!!!

  • @Edmar_Thorn
    @Edmar_Thorn 12 лет назад +1

    yep, pretty much.

  • @monicaconsigliereLavieenfleur
    @monicaconsigliereLavieenfleur Год назад +1

    So funny🥰😄😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @alicesullivan001
    @alicesullivan001 Год назад +2

    I love how dougal completely changed this man's way of thinking in just one simple walk. He's been a priest for years and one walk with him has changed the man's whole view on religion 😂😂😂

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      Atheism is a good thing because religion is EVIL! Isaiah 45:7

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom
    @medexamtoolsdotcom 2 года назад

    I don't know what's going on here. I guess I would have to watch the rest of the episode.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 2 года назад

      Would recommend it, they are all available on RUclips.

  • @mikedon5205
    @mikedon5205 Год назад +1

    Don't get up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vladimirkroutov3310
    @vladimirkroutov3310 10 месяцев назад

    Father Hacket looks remarkably like one Joseph Biden.

  • @renlentlesstourist7574
    @renlentlesstourist7574 5 лет назад +8

    1:10 English accent

  • @99mrpogi
    @99mrpogi 5 лет назад +6

    Imagine if one of the bishops here became ted's superior instead of Len brennan

    • @moodydude6790
      @moodydude6790 2 года назад

      The one with the holy stone up his arse?

  • @hippocratesm.d.1543
    @hippocratesm.d.1543 2 года назад

    Doubt (2015)

  • @carlh429
    @carlh429 Год назад

    THAT WOULD BE AN E…..YES!!

  • @mickdunne981
    @mickdunne981 Год назад

    Dougal what have you been up to 😅😅😅

  • @927ismynumber
    @927ismynumber Год назад

    Boom mic in at 1m 59s

  • @pshaw8406
    @pshaw8406 4 года назад +3

    Out of the mouths of babes.

  • @patcurran4805
    @patcurran4805 Год назад

    😂🤣

  • @molm2207
    @molm2207 Год назад +1

    .....สับแจก

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 Год назад +1

    The answer is the father’s two questions are (and he should have learned them in seminary)
    1: either he rested or God is out of time and doing whatever God does. It’s an odd question. Buts it’s on page 1 of the Bible. God over the waters
    2: laws of ceremony were meant specifically to set them apart. Now you don’t have to as the separation is not required

    • @SDayle
      @SDayle Год назад +1

      So seminary is just another name for brainwashing, since the whole thing doesn't make any sense, even with those halfassed "explanations".

  • @Mackeson3
    @Mackeson3 Год назад +1

    I know a vicar who's son, a soldier died in Iraq during one of the gulf wars. ( I don't actually think it was in combat as such, I think the vehicle he was in was involved in an accident, but that's beside the point, he sadly died at a very young age, whatever.). Anyway I think it 'turned' him, he left the church, left his wife and buggered off with another woman and went to live at the other end of the country.

    • @drivinsouth651
      @drivinsouth651 Год назад

      It is good that the vicar got something good from his son`s death. Believing in bs for no good reason is pretty stupid IMHO...

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps 2 месяца назад

    2:42 absolutely bang on the money

  • @stoyanfurdzhev
    @stoyanfurdzhev 2 года назад

    Insipidus

  • @LeviForWaifu
    @LeviForWaifu 12 лет назад +2

    Cont: then a 1 in 1000,000 chance will be that intellegent life is there; so. In an infinite cosmos, this is all but probable. Just Say;1 in 12 stars have planets, and then, so, simple math: our "Constant" would be 8.333E-16, so the odds are 1 in 1.2E15 that a given planet has intellegent life (It is much larger, only a demo), and given even a large finite cosmos, it is highly unlikely that we are alone here.
    I am religious, but I belive that when religion doesn't explain it; science will.

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  • @AndrewGulickTrueVitalityPlus
    @AndrewGulickTrueVitalityPlus 12 лет назад +16

    the priest thinks that religion is ridiculous but has no trouble believing in aliens from another planet. Really funny. Why would anyone think that God had to do something in the same way that we do? That is putting God in the same plane as us and He is not us nor can He be contained in a box or house or even His created universe. We can't just explain an infinite God with finite minds in the same way we TRY to explain physical laws. We can come up with a formulas but we don't know what gravity

    • @Gyroglle
      @Gyroglle 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, sure, but then why do some pretend to "know" God? Why even call him a name? Why even acknowledge his existence?

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      @mariamrachashvili7483 6 лет назад +1

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    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 3 года назад +1

      @@Gyroglle there's actually a whole book about that, it's called the Bible

    • @Gyroglle
      @Gyroglle 3 года назад +14

      @@TheTdw2000 And too bad it doesn't answer any of these questions to any level of intellectual satisfaction, unless you take it to be 100% true and accurate, which is a preposterous suggestion.

    • @sean_d
      @sean_d 2 года назад +4

      What difference is there between the God you just described and a God someone made up?

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