Let the record show that Skiles wishes to engrave his tombstone with the statement "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas." The court session is now over. There will be free refreshments behind the local KFC.
“Unfortunately Mr. Christ, the evidence says otherwise. Your Honour, these documents I am currently holding contain definite proof of Mr. Christ’s involvement in the crime. I’d like you to look at them yourself your Honour.”
InfinityD4 Florida Man could just randomly change appearance since he isn't always the same person. Maybe in one scene he could be Jeff Waters and in the next Tito Watts.
They have the third largest population in the United States and their government has a policy where they're supposed to make basically everything available to the public. Among other things this leads to arrests being very public affairs. Is Florida actually crazier? Possibly. Are we more likely to find out about crazy people there? Definitely.
I had already tabbed to another video and I heard "That's it!" and I was like, wait...why did I just hear Ignis? So I had to replay the last few seconds. I'm dying.
Woah... the last animation (or last-last-last animation) literally showed up on my feed like. 3 hours ago. And I hadn't watched any of these animations in months lol. And suddenly there's a sequel!!! Btw great job 👍👌
beautiful work and feels like animation quality has increased by at least 1 :P seemed actually better then others (even though most if not all been good)
The Cox'n'Crendor miniverse is practically the best thing to come from RUclips. I would pay up to and including $40 for an anthology of tales about these people. Anyone please
given how quick this guy was to throw the big J under the bus, I wouldn't be shocked if Tito stabbed him and took the tickets, which would suck alot, but the big mans shrugged off bigger paper cuts then that in his day XD
We need a fighting/racing game with all the CnC characters: Florida Man, Guy Hero, Grey Storm, Dadger Ben, Trig Jegman, Tito Watts. Call it "Thunderdome of Heroes"
I love that the dude wants to go to a crack planet so much that he's willing to rat out Jesus. That is some dedication that I wish I had.
Same here, I wish I was that dedicated to something
why not try being dedicated to Jesus?
I would do the same but to go to a plant of Spicy Cheetos
Let's be real, there is no amount of devotion to Jesus that ends with him giving you a planet of crack.
according to mormonism you get a planet of whatever you desire that you get to rule if you are devoted enough to the church
Stevie is gonna go from being a background character in a Tito watts story to basically BEING Tito watts.
And then tito watts is a background character in a another florida man story to basically BEING Florida man💀
I love the weird interpretations of their laughs!
Yeeeaah that one if the best best stuff xD
it is quite humorous
I want the quote "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas" on my tombstone when I die.
maybe youtube comments will become legaly binding in the future than you will achive your intention already.
just write that shit down on a will, get it certified, and you're good to go.
Baka Senpie
yeah but, thats the boring way. rather make youtube comments legaly binding.
Let the record show that Skiles wishes to engrave his tombstone with the statement "Tito Watts is the modern-day Judas."
The court session is now over. There will be free refreshments behind the local KFC.
Gamefan1092 If there's only one thing the internet can do for me, let it be this. :D
He needed the money for his Rocket Power
The 43rd Firedemon
Hardy Har Har
What if it's all a conspiracy man...think about it.
Conspiracy Maaaaaan~
@@Killer_Turnip *X-Files theme plays*
+INSERT RIMSHOT SOUND HERE+
And I say unto you:
"I can confirm, I have never met Mr. Tito Watts before."
Yeah right, i want my golden ticket
GIVE ME A GOLDEN TICKET JESUS >:C
“Unfortunately Mr. Christ, the evidence says otherwise. Your Honour, these documents I am currently holding contain definite proof of Mr. Christ’s involvement in the crime. I’d like you to look at them yourself your Honour.”
@@theonly6blake911 I can assure you that evidences won't matter if you're going against the son of God at court
"then explain the dozens of photos of the two of you partying together?"
At this point we need a movie. Where Guy Hero, The Grey Storm, and Florida Man have to team up for some reason.
InfinityD4 to save Jesus from Tito watts and the police
Main villain is Jesus.
InfinityD4 Florida Man could just randomly change appearance since he isn't always the same person. Maybe in one scene he could be Jeff Waters and in the next Tito Watts.
he's actually made of shape shifting Bath Salts, Cocaine and Human and Dog Ashes.
InfinityD4 they all team up to fight Tito and Stevie the alien
A planet entirely made of crack?(Begin Star Wars Theme)
Crack Wars
Now Christmas is truly here.
:):::::::::::::::::::: Enchanting :)::::::::::::: nostalgically enchanting
It's snowing crack cocaine on crack planet!
Apparently this was a parody article, but it's still hilarious. Keep em' coming Dan!!!
that nebby in the bag reference was great
Wait where? Cant find it?
Kent Cowboy it's at 2:47
Kent Cowboy 2:48
Came to post this. Love that meme.
NEBBY STAY IN THERE!! I SWEAR TO JEB BUSH!!
What the flying fuck is wrong with FLORIDA?!
Several things.
Pretty sure it was revealed to be a fake story
They have the third largest population in the United States and their government has a policy where they're supposed to make basically everything available to the public. Among other things this leads to arrests being very public affairs. Is Florida actually crazier? Possibly. Are we more likely to find out about crazy people there? Definitely.
Nash and Tara of What The Fuck Is Wrong With You have been asking that very question for over 10 years.
The things we hear about through them on a weekly basis...
Is it me or has Dans animation gotten much better since Jesse started paying him?
*****
it was good before but there was just something about this one that seemed a step up in quality
Tim Slack well he can probably spend more time on them.
I'm pretty sure it was Brandon Turner before this. Not Daniel Taniel
It was always Supardanil (Daniel Tan)
Dog Bomb Brandon Turner did a fan animation of Daniel's animation in the same style. Daniel always did Cox n' Crendor.
you guys are great
Agreed
I'm so glad my home state gives Cox n Crendor so much good material
Lol, Ignis at the end! XD
Justin Carson he's come up with a new recipe
"I have come up with a new recipaaaahhh!"
MattyJames Can't wait to try it
I can taste test for you.
I had already tabbed to another video and I heard "That's it!" and I was like, wait...why did I just hear Ignis? So I had to replay the last few seconds. I'm dying.
This my favorite podcast, I listen to it almost every day.
New CnC? Now that's a Xmas gift!
thelaughingrouge Lina inverse eh? great anime
thelaughingrouge yes
dnceleets 10 cool points for knowing that. The scene that pic is from makes me laugh every time.
Just when you think the animation can't get any better
Love this animation! It's smooth and there's little wiggling.
This whole thing was pure comedy gold, as funny as the older ones
Rainy Jane Comedy wood spray painted gold
I'm never disappointed in one of these animations. As always, Love it! :D
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Oh Christ my towns going to be given a bad name. Damm you Tito Watts!
your town was already in florida, florida man.
Teph Hey we are almost not in Florida, North East Florida isn't like those crazies down south.
Jeffery Krueger Yah we are just the murder capital of Florida but This guy gave us a bad name....
It has to have a good name first. Pretty much the worst place in Florida.
"I'm willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up." MY SIDES
Though I knew what this was about this was still the best christmas present I've ever had.
My stomach hurts from laughing, fuck you Jesse and Crendor >:I
It's always a great month when a new Cox n' Crendor comes out.
These animations are turning into interpretations of their laughs now! Love it!
I just discovered these animations. My life is forever changed.
THESE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, YOUR ARE AWESOME DAN
This is the best Christmas gift you could have given me.
The animations that go with the laughter is always my favorite part.
Incredible work. I love all the different laughing animations.
Get in the bag, Stevie.
I got some serious Peep Show vibes from this story. Fantastic animation as always. Those laughing animations always crack me up.
dude, i love you, whoever animates these is the best
These always makes me happy when I'm down 😊 I love these
Woah... the last animation (or last-last-last animation) literally showed up on my feed like. 3 hours ago. And I hadn't watched any of these animations in months lol. And suddenly there's a sequel!!! Btw great job 👍👌
"That's it!!!" - at the end of the video ; made my day! Merry Christmas everyone!
Dan... you bring so much joy to millions with your amazing skillz. Thank you for the work you put into these. They are so wonderful x3
I was the one who suggested this story! So happy to see it in an animation.
beautiful work and feels like animation quality has increased by at least 1 :P seemed actually better then others (even though most if not all been good)
I love how you put Ignis in the background at the last minute of this animation!
as soon as I heard this podcast I was hoping it would make it as an animation. and wow! not disappointed! good job man. this was fantastic!
never stop these
Man. These have gotten so good!!
these are getting better and better good job man
The animations for Jesse laughing is always pure fucking gold.
Never clicked on a video at such regular speed before
I totally remember this story when it first came out. My jaw dropped and I was laughing like a maniac.
I'm so glad this is back, you guys have no idea!
THAT'S IT!!! I've come up with a new recipah!!!!
Nova_Canterra I was looking for this comment
The animation and backgrounds this episode were really good
I just Love these. The animator is just a genius! Thks guys!
Best Christmas present I could have asked for!
What a lovely story about drugs and idiots.
This Tito is better animated then the actual show
The Cox'n'Crendor miniverse is practically the best thing to come from RUclips. I would pay up to and including $40 for an anthology of tales about these people. Anyone please
Now this is a great christmas gift :D
Those laughing animations are pure gold!
I love the new style of animation
Jackson Reed， 弄
These animations are absolutely glorious, 10outta10 👌😩👍
Why did the intro get so much slower?
Stevie get back in the bag
1:28 This is the funniest one-second in the entire video! I just keep re-watching it! I can't get enough of it! XD
I did not believe it when i saw this but now that i have...i cant imagine my life without it.
I.... was losing my shit! Thank you
Those laughing animations are on point as always.
this is my favorite bit of the entire podcast, i spent so much time laughing about this lol
What if it was actually Jesús who gave him the tickets?
you better buy them then
Dieter Rust Stevie is actually an illegal alien from mexico and the crack planet is probably Mexico...It all makes sense!
It was actually peter molyneux
given how quick this guy was to throw the big J under the bus, I wouldn't be shocked if Tito stabbed him and took the tickets, which would suck alot, but the big mans shrugged off bigger paper cuts then that in his day XD
2 Cox n' Crendor animations between 2 months?! This is unheard of...
I'm so glad this story got animated!
Waited so long for this and it was worth the wait
FUCK YA YOU GUYS ARE STILL ALIVE
SNAPPIE. The animator must be german...
This is the greatest Christmas gift EVER!!!
Ignus at the end...I laughed so hard! :P
Dan's work is A+ as always, and the podcast it as well.
Did not expect 2:12, and flinched at the glorious detail of Jesses face.
Awww man these are always the best! Can't wait for the next one!!!
1:56 the animators laughing animations are just...Fucking amazing. I can't breathe, its too funny
I heard about this like a year ago or something. Whatever those two were on, it was some serious stuff.
it's "Cox n Crendor's lauging animated" at this point and I love it
Yet another masterpiece Dan, love it ;)
at 2:40, that is what Jesse would look like if he was in the movie Robots
Holy poopers that animation was amazing!
This is pure gold. Not some wooden youtube gamer whos spraypainted gold.
i die at the animations when they both are in the middle of laughing. i cant even.
I saw that Nebby in the bag reference
It's a Christmas miracle thanks to Tito's generosity
The fact that they used Tito from Rocket Power just adds to it xD
I remember reading this in the newspaper here in Jacksonville, Fl. Ahhh man, still good stuff. This f#cking town... lol
Hey look, it's Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil.
now that's some fluidly animated Tito
"Florida man" is always a great way to start a story
Animation quality is excellent!
Jesse: Stevey!!! Get in the fockin bag!!!
Stevey: PLORK
Best Christmas gift ever.
We need a fighting/racing game with all the CnC characters: Florida Man, Guy Hero, Grey Storm, Dadger Ben, Trig Jegman, Tito Watts. Call it "Thunderdome of Heroes"
Tito "gold " goldman baby.
He's got gold and loves KFC.
Nice
GamerBlue53 Look up Rockleesmile Goldman. You will not be disappointed.
The new C'n'C logo looks like an adorably sad crab