Adoption center : Damage : **************************************************************************************************************** Range : 25 km Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
Wish me luck my mom's load out is Main: broom Secondary: cord (as a whip and she is fast with it) Other: emotional damage (me becoming like my biological dad)
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
the little sibling damage: permanent range: 2-3 feet speed: yes (WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
the hand damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10 range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10 speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10 effects to the child: everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit. effects to the parents hand: take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
The "3, 2, 1...." Damage: 10/10 (Very Effective) Range: 10/10 Speed: HURRY UP OR ELSE Tysmm guys for the 450 likes, this is the most likes I've ever gotten XD!!
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
my mom ruined me because she hit me 4 times 1 time with the charging cable 2 times with the ultimate ranged weapon and 1 clean slap to the face how ever she yelled and screamed at me everyday for 15 years and when she is angry at anything she will also be angry at me and 1 second after yelling at me nonstop for 1,5 hours her voice will become the softest voice in the world when she talks to anyone else
Actually: Damage: 99% Range: 180 meters ( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. ) Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
I dare you to send this video to your parents 😂💀
Is that a challenge?
Lol bet
I did it now 😂 cant wait to see their reaction 😢
Don't mess with forces beyond your comprehension bub
I did and she asked me if I wanted to relive those experiences 😭 💀
Adoption Papers:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: As quick as you can say it
Youve won LMAOO
Range might be heart
Adoption center :
Damage : ****************************************************************************************************************
Range : 25 km
Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
Adoption Center.
Well I'm not there yet.
Care to explain why?
DANG
“I’m not mad just disappointed” goes crazy
"I thought you were better than this" hits different
@@Zygomatic_Boltouch I felt that one…
fr
"I CAN SMELL FAILURE"
-steven he
The music 😂😂😂
"Lemme see your browser history"
damage: permanent
range: infinite
speed: run as fast you can.
Lol
Lmfao
You forgot the wooden spoon
@@mralem3548 that's what I'm saying
Lol
Emotional talk:
Damage: 10/10
Range: As far as you can hear
Speed: Speed of sound
"Emotional Damage"
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
"THE BROOM"
Damage : 9/10
Range : 8/10
Speed : 5/10
Accurate
“ZA HANDS”
Damage 5/10
Range 8/10
Speed 10/10
Man it was funny when this reply had more likes than the comment
Ranger should be higher speed should be lower but otherwise pretty accurate
do you live in a fucking hut?
Montgomery treatment (if you know u know)
The wooden spoon:
Damage: 8.1/10
Range: 3/10
Speed: 5/10
The SPOOOOOOON!!
Yeah I got that when I was young💀
Anytime you get hit with a spoon it always had the very specific sting to it
Bonus heat damage if it comes straight from the pot.
I got this😊
“COME HERE NOW!”
Damage: Impending
Range: Feels infinite
Speed: You better hurry
Alternatively:
"[FIRSTNAME] [MIDDLENAME] [LASTNAME]!"
@@Dorrajmax damage
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
Ok😊
STAY OVER THERE!!!!
Parents don't understand that what you say to your kids during their first 13 years on this planet matters a lot, like a lot, a lot.
Or what you don’t say.
Dad: "Sit down. I want to talk to you."
Damage 10/10
Nah 69/10 💀💀💀
Emotional damage.
@@ngangachong7817tf
Terror:1000
no that's truma 11/10
Parents, remember...
Switching to your slipper is always faster than reloading your hanger
Switching to your secondary slipper is always faster than retrieving the original slipler
@@ronnana694*chancla
COD
Or if you are in the kitchen grab a wooden spoon, it's a weapon I remember well
@@viviachipley4018 😂😂😂I too remember that
Emotional damage with "I wish I didn't gave birth to you" is something else
That's all kinds of fucked up
What about metal bat
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
Ya i got the " i wish your grandfather let me get that abortion" one christmas definitely maximum damage
That’s abuse😵
“The Blicky”
Damage: Infinite
Range: Max
Speed: Max
"I'm not angry, just disappointed":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: the SUN
Speed: Lightspeed
Speed is Mach 1 actually because it’s the speed of sound🤓
Double Barrel Shotgun
Damage: Maximum
Range: Short
Speed: Maximum
Prison Sentence: Maximum
@@scrillthebeast2066Well, umm actually, Mach one is 767.269 miles per hour 🤓
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
Damage isn't physical but Mental and lasts permantly
The Metal on the Belt:
Damage: BEYOND
Range: Average
Speed: Slow and Painful
How to get: Do crazy stuff
Yeah but put in cold water
Nah this should be a passive for when the belt hits you at maximum range
Crits
I got that once
Bro if they do metal on purpose then that's just child abuse at that point. Unless you burned down a tree for fun or something then thats crazy.
The Belt has two forms actually.
1. The Tail: Hits with the cloth part.
2. The Snakebite: Hits with the metal.
same could be said about the power cord
man it’s even more painful when you know that metals coming and you can’t do anything 😭😭😭
Cloth belt wth
correction *hits you with the leather not the cloth*
Plus the range of the leather can be rather far while the metal bit is hard as hell.
My father's ultimate weapon is emotional damage
"i'm not angry, just very dissapointed" emotional damage modifier x5
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
That's the most rookie level emotional damage in history.
Asian parents say 78× worse than that.
@@ReddyRisery well that is asians, i meant non-superhumans 😆
being dissapointed to your kid compare to angry is way more harmful to you. Use it for last resolt
That one only works for white or asian parents from what I've seen. Some races just don't seem to recognize shame.
The gun:
Damage 10/10
Range 10/10
Speed 10/10
What what do you mean by the gun
How are you still alive
Very strict and drunk
That’s in the second part
@@JegglyJilly😭💀
Words
Damage:Full
Range:Full
Speed:Full
Damage: Emotional
Range: earshot
Speed: speed of sound
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E !*
sticks and stones may break my bones:
words will never hurt you, immune to ‘Words’ card
The stick
Damage:9/10
Range:8/10
Speed:6/10
eyes (death stare)
damage : ∞
range : ∞
speed : ∞
Ayo that's so true😂
@SMG565 wdym "my item"?
@SMG565its eyes, the death stare
fr😭
The death stare burns my soul
THE PAN
Damage : 11/10
Range : 8/10
Speed : 4/10
Exactly how I remember it being
PAN?! That by far the worst I’ve heard.
Actually my dad have thrown pan to my face so its range should be 10/10
@@godhands7366 I'll put it in 8/10
@@godhands7366wtf
The 'Your younger sibling is better than you'
Damage: 10000000000/10
Range: Unknown
Speed: 0.001 micro seconds
That's emotional damage, but I guess you got told that alot you had to share huh.
...
Range is worldwide. Doesnt matter if you're on a call.
Takes 0.0001 ms to say that?
@@kuroieko2901You didn't need to be that salty
A rice cooker from asian parents:
Damage: enough to knock you out badly
Range: low
Attack speed: very slow but large hitbox.
Bro forgot the wooden spoon 💀
I'm the one they wrote the patriot act about
The big plastic red spoon
Fr
I got that
True
The "countdown":
Damage: 999999
Range: infinate
Speed: 1
Speed: 1- 2- 2- ------------- 2- 3
fr💀
2
3
4
The Power Cord literally one shot me 💀
then how are you still alive if it one shot you
@@isaacbanzagales5264its like pokemon he just fainted
Bro he literally forgot the metal pipe
@@C-185TheGoober The what?
@C-185TheGoober
😭 that’s what I was saying omg he did forget it.
HE ALSO FORGOT THE DANG RULERRRR
Everyone gangsta until DAD pulls out 'composite BELT'
Damage: 100000/10
Speed: 8.1/10
Range: 7/10
The final boss:
"I carried you for 9 months"
Bro carried the whole team for 9 months
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
@@dangerion1177don't we men carry billions of babies tho and never complain? 💀
@@Checkmate_Edits there are difference between baby and cell
@@zealox1148not really everything living is made out of cells.
"We need to talk"
Damage: Maximum
Trauma: maximum
Speed: of sound
Range: unknown
speed of sound
Special attack: Makes you regret your choices in the past.
fear: ∞
When parents yell your whole government name is when you should be worried scary and start running
Absolutely. Here before this blows up
The wooden spoon:
Damge: 100%
Range:30%
Speed:90%
Agreed 😅
2% range
range is lower than that, unless it's thrown
Finally someone remembered the wooden spoon. That thing gives me flash backs every time I open the kitchen cabinet 💀
25%: range
The power cord has 100% damage, 80% range, and 90% speed, it hurts so much
The Basement:
Damage: 💀💀💀
Range: 💀💀💀
Speed: 💀💀💀
fr@ErikS2010
The skulls stil apply after 3 weeks down there.
parents lock u in da basement he basically describing the stats on it@KazamKazoo
As a discord mod, this gives me different vibes
well for me it was the garage cuz basement wasn't an option@KazamKazoo
The frying pan
Damage: 6.5/10
Speed: 7/10
Range: 5/10
7/10?! Art frying pans in USA 4 inches big or what?
wtf who gets beaten up by there parents using a PAN!!!
Sir, you were abused
LMAO LIKE YOUR SO RIGHT DUDE AT THAT POINT HATS STRAIGHT UP ABUSE@@tpurpler8551
abused is an understatement its bad enogh to get beaten but a FREAKIN FRYING PAN@@NL-by9et
Older siblings
Damage: 100%
Range: anywhere away from your parents
Speed: turn around
...
Hahah! As an older sibling, I can confirm
my big sister is a menace to me
As an older sibling, comfirm
Loading Nerf gun as we speak.
A slipper,a broom,a duster ,a big stick and a remote.
I've had it all 😂
The car:
Damage ♾️/10
Range ♾️/10
Speed ♾️/10
😂😂😂
The child go broom broom
😅
You're parents hit you with a car😮
@@iknowicked No, i hitting to my little son
hispanic moms broom
damage: ♾️
range: ♾️
speed: ♾️
Welp see you in the next life
Deporto exporto
power cords hurt more
@@S..ophia. ya they do but when hispanic mom uses anything bitch you die
Wish me luck my mom's load out is
Main: broom
Secondary: cord
(as a whip and she is fast with it)
Other: emotional damage
(me becoming like my biological dad)
“THE HAND!”
Damage: 6/10
Range: 2/10
Speed: 8/10
range 5/10
A classic
The dads hand
Damage 10
Range 10
Speed 10
The moms hand
Damage 6
Range 2
Speed 8
**ZA HANDO**
Biggest emotional weapon: *Your neighbor kid with perfect scores*
the wooden spoon
damage: 7/10
range: 8/10
speed: 9/10
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
BRO LITERALLY
Learning to never do X again: priceless
i was waiting for that one because my mom used that one when i was a kid man did that hurt
Man that's a 10 damage
the bamboo stick
Damage: 8/10
Range: 6/10
Speed: 7/10
Critical Strike Chance: 75%
Truly how it be!
Mine hit me with a stick
Bro my dad used to beat me with a bamboo stick, oh the memories 😅
Also has a stacking effect.
China exclusive
"you're not my child anymore"
damage: permanent debuff of depression
range: unlimited
Correction.
Range=YoComms
‘Explanation for non-coders. YoComs is True {guaranteed} as long as you can communicate, if not, it’s zero.
21st June 2007.
Huh?
Nah, I'm the one telling my parents I'm not their child anymore. I'm not the child to monsters.
underated
The classic Broom
Damage:8/10
Range:7/10
Speed:4/10
Critical damage:+4
"I not mad just disappointed" is an instakill
LOL!!!!
@@MannyMeachumikr!
Luckily only the 'dad' type can do it
* 999999 hit damage sound *
luckily you can pull out the AK-47
Dad's AR-15:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: MAXIMUM
Speed: Depends on how fast you pull the trigger
💀
Yooo🫥
We’re talking at home, not schools
AYO PAUSE
@@vuyiswabonco7528 right
Parents say nothing after your fail exam:
Damage: 0
Range: 0
Speed: 0
Permanent insecurity: guaranteed
Back Scratcher :
Damage : MAX
Range : 9/10
Speed : 7/10
YOU TOO?? I was looking for this comment 😭
Plot twist: you were itchy
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Glad I wasn’t the only one😂
#relatable
the car
Damage: HIGH
range: immeasurable
hits per minute: low
that ain't parent bruh
Thats child abuse💀
Damage: fatal
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
“Time to get milk”
Damage:maxed
Range:unknown
Speed: years
Speed: You can't see me
Dad: Where is he?!
Me~
Damage:0/10
Emotional: Infinity
Chance at dead: ♾️
Fist:
Damage 12/10
Range 3/10 (If not grabbed)
Speed 9/10
@OcarinaaSo is with everything else, but I see you're point
"Range 3/10" tf your parents got t-rex ass hands? 😂
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
The flat end of a small cricket bat
100 damage
40 speed
80 range
100 blue ass
Yeah my dad wants me to do that to me.
THE WOODEN SPOON IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING AN ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM.
Fr
Yup
I remember my mom once hit me with a wooden spoon and it broke in half. And OF COURSE it was "mY fAuLT". 😑
@@Rixmind338it was if you did something to cause her to hit you with a spoon.
Yes 😂😂😂😅
Naked Hand
Damage: 78 Per Hit
Range: Close Range
Speed: Too Damn Fast For You To Run
Когда натренировал свои рефлексы до идеала что бы уворачиваться от подзатыльников: I AM A GOD
Focus on your agility and speed stats against those. Dodging is the only way, unless it's just your mom, then you can block
I was the 101 like
@@fisickythalf-life3179 или ты просто пепехватываешь руку и даёшь подзатыльник обидчику
@@vacban1838 бате? это равноценно подписанию добровольного смертного приговора
Abandonment:
Damage: ♾️
Range: ♾️
Speed: Variable
The Belt:
Special Effect: Fire Aspect |||
I'm sorry but lll? I'm now glad I just got the wooden spoon.
Ass-spect 3
Aspect v
The Belt ll (metal part)
Damage: 10/10
Special Effect: Bleeding
@@user-yj4cr3ju7e yo wtf
the little sibling
damage: permanent
range: 2-3 feet
speed: yes
(WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
Bro😮
😂
FR THO
Not all little sibling are like this though
My parents would beat the shit out of THEM for yelling so loud. 😂
Asian Moms with any of these weapons
Damage :- Inifinity
Range :- Infinity
speed :- infinity💀
True 😢
Belan
And Asian kids
Dodge: ♾️
Nah, bro it deal me 75% of hurt for 2day😢
Nah my dead
The range of Hanger got me dying😂😂😂😂
Asian parents are really the final boss that you can't defeat
Me with Asian Grandparents:
When the developers make the final boss say "you're destined to lose" and they took it seriously
I have Latino parents and this is how they act. It’s just parents from a third world country tbh
What if they battle African parents though
@@cozette_254I have a African mom and what I’ve seen and heard what third world country moms do I can say they would win
The Milk:
Damage: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
range: Infinite
Speed: The Blink Of An Eye
Excuse: The classic "Im Going To Get Milk 🥳"
never gets old brotha
Sip
What music is on the 2nd one?
Bro forgot the yardstick
Doom 1 Soundtrack im pretty sure (sorry if im wrong)@@lightningjadejavier
this guy is back on it 😂
The wifi router:
Damage: infinite
Range: infinite
Speed: 2 seconds
additional bonus from teammates yelling racial slurs on teamchat
Wait do you mean like cutting it off or breakign it on your head?
@@SealandIsBestCountry Both it has a debuff
The slap
Damage: 9/10
Range: 9/10
Speed: literally as fast a possible.
Passive attack: Screams at you
But it also has thorns III
@@Khhaos it hurts.
@@ILikeEatingMetalBars god damn it man
wtf
🫂🫂
She would have to catch me for that to happen
Like eating metal bars that's literally me
Weapon:A smile
Damage: 100%
Scary: 200%
Speed:50%
sneak attack:999999999%
🤣
😭
COME HERE! DON'T LET ME COUNT TO 3!
damage9999999999999999%
range 60
Speed faster than light
A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED AHHH TURN
Ford F150
Damage: Fatal
Range: Close Range
Speed: Max Speed
Woah, calm down there Satan.
@konradwilk2397 U made everything better omg 💀
Bro that’s not even an Asian parent’s weapon at this point u ruined the joke
LMAO
Thats call murder
the frying pan:
damage: 9/10
range: 4/10
speed: 5/10
Now that's abuse
@@Irish_Mannall of these are but holy shit
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGU THESE COMMENTS. Funny enough, our answers are almost the same
Bro do you need help
Dude your profile picture 💀
" I Wish i used a C*ndom that day "
Damage : INFINITY
Range : Unknown
Speed : FASTER THAN LIGHT
AYOOOOO
I am not laughing to that 😶🫥
Damage depends how innocent you are lol
@@micahrodriguez7218 Its up to you
@@jeremymoisesrodriguezramir919 Innocent peoples are hard to find nowadays
zeuses sword
*Damage: Unknown
Range: COMPLETE INFINITE
Speed: Unknown
Ability: Death*
Dad's belt
Damage: 100/100
Range: 50/100
Speed: 100/100
Dad WITH the belt
fr ppl dont understand the difference between a belt and Dads belt
The damage from Dad’s belt is only super-ceded by one item: Dad’s rubber hose.
ohh my God... May God heal you inside
@@lyrasalwa5034and may police arrest your child abusing parents
the hand
damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10
range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10
speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10
effects to the child:
everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit.
effects to the parents hand:
take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
Fr mines like 100 damage and 567 range and 205 speed
@@tututataanimatorI'm surprised you are still with us, Soldier.
*_ ZA HANDO_*
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
+ heat damage
The "3, 2, 1...."
Damage: 10/10 (Very Effective)
Range: 10/10
Speed: HURRY UP OR ELSE
Tysmm guys for the 450 likes, this is the most likes I've ever gotten XD!!
Psychological 10/10
Spookyness: 10000 / 10
Trauma ♾
I heard of a person once using the
"3... 2... 1..."
but kept on going back to 3 for some odd reason.
“The switch off the tree outside” 😭
"Unlock your phone now"
Damage: Instant Death
Speed: Run As Fast As Possible
Range: Unknown To This Day
only bad parents would say that. your kid's private life is your kid's private life
@@СтасАйКакСложно but parents cant seem to understand that for some unknown reason
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
@@СтасАйКакСложно what if the kid watch bad things?
@@ByeByeHaramLife givee an example of "bad" things that can change your kid's attitutude from a good boy to a serial killer
"I regret having you"
Damage: ?????
Range: Infinite
Speed: Unknown
That makes everyone sad
@@Manwithoutname-o5jyeah tbh ☠️☠️
Speed : velocity of sound in the air (340 m/s)
Damage: Emotional
You will never have a children you dont even have a wife or girlfriend
Damage : very heavy
"Because I said so":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: FAST
How fast is that?
İt's fast 🗿
Maybe flash speed from the comics
@@Observer552 speed travels 360m/s so...CAN YOU EVADE THAT?
Do you not know what range is?
Younger Siblings Crying
Damage: Maximum
Range: Infinity
Speed: Instant
Papa's one punch by bare hands
Damage: 💀
Range: 💀
Speed: 💀
But switches?
"I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed."
Infinite in damage, range, and speed
'I didn't kill my parents, I were disappointed in them'
When your dad is dissapointed in you.
The belt's Alternate mode is the Metal part 😭😭😭😭
Just them screaming:
Damage :0
Emotional damage :1000
Range : 1000
Speed :when they start talking
my mom ruined me because
she hit me 4 times
1 time with the charging cable
2 times with the ultimate ranged weapon
and 1 clean slap to the face
how ever she yelled and screamed at me everyday for 15 years
and when she is angry at anything she will also be angry at me
and 1 second after yelling at me nonstop for 1,5 hours her voice will become the softest voice in the world when she talks to anyone else
Dang, but that's abuse, right? Sorry @@themineguy1234
@@themineguy1234holy shit man
Um actually the speed is the speed of sound
@@cadenzgaming2585 ☝🤓
Vocal cords:
Damage: Emotional
Range: Across the entire house
Speed: Optional
That so relatable💀
Brick: death
Death
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: MAXIMUM
Speed: MAXIMUM
Psychologist : has your parent "actually" killed you ?
Lol
Meanwhile the ones that parried those attacks...
The pan:
Damage: 101/100
Speed: 5/100
Range: 20/100
Trauma: 80/100
+100% earrape sounds
+50% critical hit chance
THE PAN??
Recently cooked pan for addition 10 fire damage
Bro look at mine
These parents who do this, should NEVER be parents! they these types of people who uses physical punishment to "raise" have skill issues!
The ol' "Wait till your father gets home!"
Damage: Maximum
Range: Life-long
Speed: An hour and a half.
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*Voice*
Damage: ======
Range: =========
Speed: =========
mental damage 10
range 10 (you can hear that shit from miles away)speed cant really put a number to that lol
@@Quasar126speed of sound
The amount of people relating to this is astounding
“Death Stare”
Damage: will scar you for life
Range: unlimited
Speed: as fast as you can think
NAH CONQUAR HAKI
@@wazzza349😂 you win beo
Bro you should've written RUN instead of as fast as you can think
Emotional damage is their ultimate💀
brooo yeah
I would rather have them use words that a belt
some white parents dont give a fuck
Checking your browser history
Damage: 6/10
Range: 15/10
Speed: 7/10
How is that a punishment ꪀׁׅꪱׁׅᧁׁᧁׁꫀׁׅܻr
@@eenryu NAH WHY DID YOU SAY THE N-WORD HARD R 💀🐒🦧👴🦍
@@eenryubros gotta be menace to say the n word 🌚
Nahhhh…
Range: 0/10
Speed: How long you can type on the computer
Damage: Emotional damage
@@eenryuis bro Slave owner’s blood kicking in his veins?
*The wooden spoon*
Damage: 40/10
Range: 40/10
Speed: As fast as you can hit/10
For real though
The belt has a final form, and it's when your father hits you with the metal part
No, not THAT *PART*
It increases damage output by 75%
@@Thatoneretardwithaaccountreduces your stats by 18%
This shit scared the duolingo bird
It is an active ability.
the last part is the most deadly
"your parents see your browser history"
😂😂😂😂yo wait really 😮😮😮😮😮did they?????
they see your reddit communities
The "Disappointment" Title:
Damage: 73% (mental)
Range: 98%
Speed: 82%
Actually:
Damage: 99%
Range: 180 meters
( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. )
Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
Try 181 lol@@gamemodechampions9226
@@gamemodechampions9226You shoulda used mach. Sound travels at mach 4.5 in water btw.
@@gamemodechampions9226Also the max speed of sound currebtly confirmed by scientists is at about mach 108.66284.
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
Walks away with a sad face, no word. Pure silence... You have done "the worst"...
"Son your adopted"
Damage:infinity to death
Range:12/10
Speed:faster than sonic
"The Guilt"
Damage: 10/10
Range: Infinity
Speed: 9/10