Adoption center : Damage : **************************************************************************************************************** Range : 25 km Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
Silent disapointment is the highest form of punishment there is on earth, if your parents raised you well and properly with love. You would rather be the friend that induced you into shoplifting getting beat up in front of everyone at the suppermarket by her mother, than be the one who's mother, all the long drive, back home, didn't even look at you asside for the first stare when she picked you up.
Just gonna say the hand because children tend to listen to dad over mom. That's why the nuclear family works best. Mix of love and discipline raise a well defined human. That said there is a balance and the children need to know love from dad and just not the ass whooping.
the chancla, specifically the hispanic usage: maximum damage and trauma for life at teh sight of a raised slippa or sandal. *The slipper* in asian households: this weapon was invented before physics, you can finesse it through time space.
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
“We were looking through your room and found…” HEART FAILTURE: ♾️ RANGE: THROUGH YOUR WHOLE ROOM SPEED: GET YO ASS OUT OF THE HOUSE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
the little sibling damage: permanent range: 2-3 feet speed: yes (WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
"Parents asking you to do something, forgetting to do it, when you go to do it your parent is silently doing it for you" Emotional Damage: +100000000 Range: +38 Speed: +98200
Actually: Damage: 99% Range: 180 meters ( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. ) Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
the hand damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10 range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10 speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10 effects to the child: everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit. effects to the parents hand: take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
"The Gun" Damage: Off to the coffin! Range: From miles away. Speed: Faster than you can say nothing. Special attack: Your free trial to life has expired.
“You can tell me anything, you won’t get in trouble” Range: everlasting Effect: distrust Damage: impending 10/10 Scariness:infinite/10 I’m screwed: y e s /10
This is not how it should work. If you spank someone for telling the truth, you teach them to lie. If you spare them when they tell the truth but spank them when they lie, you teach them that truth matters.
@@TurtleShroom3 It’s a joke. Just some dark humor. Let’s be honest. We’ve all been in a situation where our parents say they won’t hit us if we tell them the truth aka lying to our faces. Now don’t get any ideas about my parents cause my parents were NOT abusive. They taught me common sense and discipline. If I did something that caused them to hit me it was well deserved cause I did some really stupid things as a kid that definitely were NOT SMALL MISTAKES.
The "3, 2, 1...." Damage: 10/10 (Very Effective) Range: 10/10 Speed: HURRY UP OR ELSE Tysmm guys for the 450 likes, this is the most likes I've ever gotten XD!!
My dad didn't need to whup my ass, he had the dad stare. Infinite range, emotional damage and lightning fast. You felt it in your soul. The disappointment in his eyes ate at you for days.
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
Stick: Damage: 30 Range:1 Speed:100 Special: can scratch you a little Broom: Damage:50 Range:100 Speed:1 Special:the small brushes can seriously scratch your face Book: Damage:10 Range:80 Speed:100 Special:can be thrown but not very long range of throw Slipper tipped Belt: Damage:∞ Range:∞ Speed:∞ Special:can break your skull fully
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
The Chancla (mom version) Damage: 7/10 (50% extra crit) Range:Infinite/10 Speed: 15/10 Abilities: Enemy cowers in fear when this weapon is drawn. No matter where you are, the Chancla will always hit it's target.
Bruh the chancla is for sure a homing weapon like one time a RUclipsr told a story on he got his mom mad and the chancla came at him but it didn't him because his brother walks in the line of fire on accident
@@YT_Daylight ye that one it been way to long since I have heard of that youtuber I lose a few accounts (don't ask how I am losing them I may be dumb but not as dumb as Darwin award winners)
I dare you to send this video to your parents 😂💀
Is that a challenge?
Lol bet
I did it now 😂 cant wait to see their reaction 😢
Don't mess with forces beyond your comprehension bub
I did and she asked me if I wanted to relive those experiences 😭 💀
Adoption Papers:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: As quick as you can say it
Youve won LMAOO
Range might be heart
Adoption center :
Damage : ****************************************************************************************************************
Range : 25 km
Speed : *Makes you cry as fast as they can*
Adoption Center.
Well I'm not there yet.
Care to explain why?
DANG
“COME HERE NOW!”
Damage: Impending
Range: Feels infinite
Speed: You better hurry
Alternatively:
"[FIRSTNAME] [MIDDLENAME] [LASTNAME]!"
@@Dorrajmax damage
@@Dorraj This can go both ways. it will lose it's power when you have above 15 names. Or it will be strengthened by every name you hear and you will feel it from your tummy to your bladder and get the weird feeling you are going to piss your pants.
Ok😊
STAY OVER THERE!!!!
"THE BROOM"
Damage : 9/10
Range : 8/10
Speed : 5/10
Accurate
“ZA HANDS”
Damage 5/10
Range 8/10
Speed 10/10
Man it was funny when this reply had more likes than the comment
Ranger should be higher speed should be lower but otherwise pretty accurate
do you live in a fucking hut?
Montgomery treatment (if you know u know)
“THE HAND”
Damage ---------
Range ----
Speed ------------
ZA HANDO
How about the back hand?💀
Special ability: Can erase anything with one swipe.
The hand is the worst because it can use any item to well....🤕
@@josiahgames2134was about to comment this
"Lemme see your browser history"
damage: permanent
range: infinite
speed: run as fast you can.
Lol
Lmfao
You forgot the wooden spoon
@@mralem3548 that's what I'm saying
Lol
“I’m not mad just disappointed” goes crazy
"I thought you were better than this" hits different
@@Zygomatic_Boltouch I felt that one…
fr
"I CAN SMELL FAILURE"
-steven he
The music 😂😂😂
"The silent of parent"
Physical damage: 0
Mental damage: 1000000
My theme song🗿
Anxiety: 20000
Silent disapointment is the highest form of punishment there is on earth, if your parents raised you well and properly with love. You would rather be the friend that induced you into shoplifting getting beat up in front of everyone at the suppermarket by her mother, than be the one who's mother, all the long drive, back home, didn't even look at you asside for the first stare when she picked you up.
I'm not mad I'm just disappointed
@dem0nchild610 Yeah, that hit hard😭
"we need to talk."
damage: scary
range: till age 18
speed: doesn't matter just RUN!
Parents, remember...
Switching to your slipper is always faster than reloading your hanger
Switching to your secondary slipper is always faster than retrieving the original slipler
@@ronnana694*chancla
COD
Or if you are in the kitchen grab a wooden spoon, it's a weapon I remember well
@@viviachipley4018 😂😂😂I too remember that
THESE HANDS:
Power:MAX
Range:I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
Speed:Unbeatable
True-
Speed:quicker'n yo ass can run...
Nearly unbeatable speed, I dodged a hi from my mom
Just gonna say the hand because children tend to listen to dad over mom. That's why the nuclear family works best. Mix of love and discipline raise a well defined human. That said there is a balance and the children need to know love from dad and just not the ass whooping.
This. Always available, don't see it coming and ensures their point makes it across to you. Ultimate Weapon.
Older siblings
Damage: 100%
Range: anywhere away from your parents
Speed: turn around
...
Hahah! As an older sibling, I can confirm
my big sister is a menace to me
As an older sibling, comfirm
Loading Nerf gun as we speak.
*Missed call from father*:
+300% Heart rate
Stun debuff
Paralysis debuff
Fear debuff
Feel of terror debuff
Weakness V debuff
*Mom sends picture of report card*
-Difficulty breathing debuff
-Fear debuff
-Fatigue
Thats what I thought the last one was. 🤣🤣
Weakness V 😂😂😂
🤣this is the best one
Solo leveling 😂
Dad: "Sit down. I want to talk to you."
Damage 10/10
Nah 69/10 💀💀💀
Emotional damage.
@@ngangachong7817tf
Terror:1000
no that's truma 11/10
The 'Your younger sibling is better than you'
Damage: 10000000000/10
Range: Unknown
Speed: 0.001 micro seconds
That's emotional damage, but I guess you got told that alot you had to share huh.
...
Range is worldwide. Doesnt matter if you're on a call.
Takes 0.0001 ms to say that?
@@kuroieko2901You didn't need to be that salty
The most realistic thing I have seen all year.
Slippers in every Asian household:
Damage: ∞
Range: ∞
Speed: ∞
the chancla, specifically the hispanic usage: maximum damage and trauma for life at teh sight of a raised slippa or sandal.
*The slipper* in asian households: this weapon was invented before physics, you can finesse it through time space.
[i know from second hand experience that the asian aim is not a game]
Mine is a bamboo stick aka rotan
Slippers a staple in an African household too.
undertale asriel reference??? (infinite damage)
beer bottle:
damage: 10/10
speed: 7/10
range: 9/10
buffs: + 50% pain resistance
downsides: -90% accuracy
💀
oof
When yo parents hit you with a glass bottle somethin ain't right bro call the police
@@ACitaro meet the demoman
Man, I'm dead 💀
Being called by your full name
Damage: danger!
Range: down to your soul
Speed: sonic
You meant Super (in some cases Hyper) Sonic.
@@jarretthuffinsonic is the speed of sound. Supersonic is faster than the speed of sound.
saying it calmly means they have the damage reserved
Damage: 10/10 (if u panic)
Range: 10/10 (how loudly they call)
Speed: 0/10 (depends(they call it slowly but loud))
"We should talk."
Damage: CRITICAL
Range:Anywhere your parents can talk to you (including the phone!!)
Speed:RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN RUN RUN RUN 💀💀
The wooden spoon:
Damage: 8.1/10
Range: 3/10
Speed: 5/10
The SPOOOOOOON!!
Yeah I got that when I was young💀
Anytime you get hit with a spoon it always had the very specific sting to it
Bonus heat damage if it comes straight from the pot.
I got this😊
Emotional talk:
Damage: 10/10
Range: As far as you can hear
Speed: Speed of sound
"Emotional Damage"
Getting wh*pped by electric wire with no skin is the most unforgetful and the metal of belt it leaves a purple mark as well and getting upside down by it and getting f*rced to eat chilli then p*e*ng because of how painful it was all
@@habadudididubahacar antenna to the point of bleeding
@@BradynHoladay that's painful i can tell
@@habadudididubaha thats just abusse
the bamboo stick
Damage: 8/10
Range: 6/10
Speed: 7/10
Critical Strike Chance: 75%
Truly how it be!
Mine hit me with a stick
Bro my dad used to beat me with a bamboo stick, oh the memories 😅
Also has a stacking effect.
China exclusive
The wooden spoon:
Damage: 50%
Speed: 75%
Range: 15%
“Time to get milk”
Damage:maxed
Range:unknown
Speed: years
Speed: You can't see me
Bro what "milk " are u talking about💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
cows milk dum dum
"i'm not angry, just very dissapointed" emotional damage modifier x5
“im just disappointed” …sounds like an American parent who spoils tf out of his kids would say after their daughter didn’t appreciate her christmas Toyota gift just cause it’s yellow bruh what a weak azz quote you’ve never been hit before including those who liked your NPC comment
That's the most rookie level emotional damage in history.
Asian parents say 78× worse than that.
@@ReddyRisery well that is asians, i meant non-superhumans 😆
being dissapointed to your kid compare to angry is way more harmful to you. Use it for last resolt
That one only works for white or asian parents from what I've seen. Some races just don't seem to recognize shame.
"We need to talk"
Damage: Maximum
Trauma: maximum
Speed: of sound
Range: unknown
speed of sound
Special attack: Makes you regret your choices in the past.
When parents yell your whole government name is when you should be worried scary and start running
Absolutely. Here before this blows up
Well I guess Imma go to Neptune so I keep looping around it at the same speed equivelant
“We were looking through your room and found…”
HEART FAILTURE: ♾️
RANGE: THROUGH YOUR WHOLE ROOM
SPEED: GET YO ASS OUT OF THE HOUSE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
"Son your adopted"
Damage:infinity to death
Range:12/10
Speed:faster than sonic
"you're not my child anymore"
damage: permanent debuff of depression
range: unlimited
Correction.
Range=YoComms
‘Explanation for non-coders. YoComs is True {guaranteed} as long as you can communicate, if not, it’s zero.
21st June 2007.
Huh?
underated
"Unlock your phone now"
Damage: Instant Death
Speed: Run As Fast As Possible
Range: Unknown To This Day
only bad parents would say that. your kid's private life is your kid's private life
@@СтасАйКакСложно but parents cant seem to understand that for some unknown reason
Just because parents go throught your phone does not mean there bad what if your watching something or doing something there not suppose to.@@СтасАйКакСложно
@@СтасАйКакСложно what if the kid watch bad things?
@@ByeByeHaramLife givee an example of "bad" things that can change your kid's attitutude from a good boy to a serial killer
The iron press
Strength:5000%
Range:50%
Speed:1000000%
Pain:9999999999999999%
the little sibling
damage: permanent
range: 2-3 feet
speed: yes
(WARNING: if you touch them ever so slightly they will scream and burst your eardrums, crying to the parent you hit them
Bro😮
😂
FR THO
Not all little sibling are like this though
My parents would beat the shit out of THEM for yelling so loud. 😂
The Metal on the Belt:
Damage: BEYOND
Range: Average
Speed: Slow and Painful
How to get: Do crazy stuff
Yeah but put in cold water
Nah this should be a passive for when the belt hits you at maximum range
Crits
I got that once
Bro if they do metal on purpose then that's just child abuse at that point. Unless you burned down a tree for fun or something then thats crazy.
"I'm not angry, just disappointed":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: the SUN
Speed: Lightspeed
Speed is Mach 1 actually because it’s the speed of sound🤓
Double Barrel Shotgun
Damage: Maximum
Range: Short
Speed: Maximum
Prison Sentence: Maximum
@@scrillthebeast2066Well, umm actually, Mach one is 767.269 miles per hour 🤓
@@scrillthebeast2066Also, the speed of light is 1.49116e-9 miles per hour, far superior to the speed of light (S.O.L) in terms of distance traveled in the least amount of time 🤓
Damage isn't physical but Mental and lasts permantly
The scream:
Damage: [_ ]
Range: [____________________ ]
Speed: [_____________________________]______________________________
Trauma: [___________________________ ]
“THE HAND!”
Damage: 6/10
Range: 2/10
Speed: 8/10
range 5/10
A classic
The dads hand
Damage 10
Range 10
Speed 10
The moms hand
Damage 6
Range 2
Speed 8
**ZA HANDO**
Emotional damage with "I wish I didn't gave birth to you" is something else
That's all kinds of fucked up
What about metal bat
My mom says, "I have failed as a mother, son why are you doing this to me" ,it actually feels horrible and she starts mentioning all the things she's done for me and I start remembering her blood pressure is going high and stuff 😢
Ya i got the " i wish your grandfather let me get that abortion" one christmas definitely maximum damage
That’s abuse😵
Weapon:A smile
Damage: 100%
Scary: 200%
Speed:50%
sneak attack:999999999%
🤣
😭
COME HERE! DON'T LET ME COUNT TO 3!
damage9999999999999999%
range 60
Speed faster than light
"Parents asking you to do something, forgetting to do it, when you go to do it your parent is silently doing it for you"
Emotional Damage: +100000000
Range: +38
Speed: +98200
"Give me your phone."
Damage: 8/10
Range: 4/10
Speed: Run as fast as you can before they open up your google searches.
nah you have no idea how much im sideyeing right now
Too bad I'm using Guest rn
True😂
*the stare*
Damage : 0/10
Range : errrrrr A LOT
Speed : Dead in seconds
So much damage that it loops to the beginning of the scale
The "Disappointment" Title:
Damage: 73% (mental)
Range: 98%
Speed: 82%
Actually:
Damage: 99%
Range: 180 meters
( According to Guinness, the human voice can be heard and understood up to 180 meters. )
Speed: 343 Meters per second (sound speed)
Try 181 lol@@gamemodechampions9226
@@gamemodechampions9226You shoulda used mach. Sound travels at mach 4.5 in water btw.
@@gamemodechampions9226Also the max speed of sound currebtly confirmed by scientists is at about mach 108.66284.
I mean, it'd also take time for the person to actually realize and take in what they said. This generally doesn't really affect the speed much but if the person doesn't realize it until later or so...@@gamemodechampions9226
I expected more:
Damage: ∞
Range: ∞
Speed: before a blink of an eye
the hand
damage:⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 11/10
range :⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛3/10
speed :⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛ 7/10
effects to the child:
everlasting pain into the individual, that got hit.
effects to the parents hand:
take 35% rebound damage inflicting a pain to the hand
Fr mines like 100 damage and 567 range and 205 speed
@@tututataanimatorI'm surprised you are still with us, Soldier.
*_ ZA HANDO_*
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
+ heat damage
The wooden spoon:
Damge: 100%
Range:30%
Speed:90%
Agreed 😅
2% range
range is lower than that, unless it's thrown
Finally someone remembered the wooden spoon. That thing gives me flash backs every time I open the kitchen cabinet 💀
25%: range
The frying pan
Damage: 6.5/10
Speed: 7/10
Range: 5/10
7/10?! Art frying pans in USA 4 inches big or what?
wtf who gets beaten up by there parents using a PAN!!!
Sir, you were abused
LMAO LIKE YOUR SO RIGHT DUDE AT THAT POINT HATS STRAIGHT UP ABUSE@@tpurpler8551
abused is an understatement its bad enogh to get beaten but a FREAKIN FRYING PAN@@NL-by9et
"The Gun"
Damage: Off to the coffin!
Range: From miles away.
Speed: Faster than you can say nothing.
Special attack: Your free trial to life has expired.
“You can tell me anything, you won’t get in trouble”
Range: everlasting
Effect: distrust
Damage: impending 10/10
Scariness:infinite/10
I’m screwed: y e s /10
Parents- Tells there kid lying is bad.
Also parents- Lies to there kids face about not beating them senseless for a bad report card.
This is not how it should work.
If you spank someone for telling the truth, you teach them to lie.
If you spare them when they tell the truth but spank them when they lie, you teach them that truth matters.
@@TurtleShroom3 It’s a joke.
Just some dark humor.
Let’s be honest.
We’ve all been in a situation where our parents say they won’t hit us if we tell them the truth aka lying to our faces.
Now don’t get any ideas about my parents cause my parents were NOT abusive.
They taught me common sense and discipline.
If I did something that caused them to hit me it was well deserved cause I did some really stupid things as a kid that definitely were NOT SMALL MISTAKES.
@@TheSandwhichman108exact same here buddy
Back Scratcher :
Damage : MAX
Range : 9/10
Speed : 7/10
YOU TOO?? I was looking for this comment 😭
Plot twist: you were itchy
+25% damage bonus
+50% health from packs on wearer
-75% health from healers on wearer
Glad I wasn’t the only one😂
#relatable
The "countdown":
Damage: 999999
Range: infinate
Speed: 1
Speed: 1- 2- 2- ------------- 2- 3
fr💀
2
3
4
The way bro added the DOOM music got me bro 😂
The ol' "Wait till your father gets home!"
Damage: Maximum
Range: Life-long
Speed: An hour and a half.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Dad's belt
Damage: 100/100
Range: 50/100
Speed: 100/100
Dad WITH the belt
fr ppl dont understand the difference between a belt and Dads belt
The damage from Dad’s belt is only super-ceded by one item: Dad’s rubber hose.
ohh my God... May God heal you inside
@@lyrasalwa5034and may police arrest your child abusing parents
"Disappointment"
- 1-hit KO
-Irreparable damage
- binds your soul to this mortal coil
If the damage of the belt is that low, you got hit differently than me.
The "3, 2, 1...."
Damage: 10/10 (Very Effective)
Range: 10/10
Speed: HURRY UP OR ELSE
Tysmm guys for the 450 likes, this is the most likes I've ever gotten XD!!
Psychological 10/10
Spookyness: 10000 / 10
Trauma ♾
I heard of a person once using the
"3... 2... 1..."
but kept on going back to 3 for some odd reason.
Ineffective against sons and daughters that want you dead
The Belt has two forms actually.
1. The Tail: Hits with the cloth part.
2. The Snakebite: Hits with the metal.
same could be said about the power cord
man it’s even more painful when you know that metals coming and you can’t do anything 😭😭😭
Cloth belt wth
correction *hits you with the leather not the cloth*
Plus the range of the leather can be rather far while the metal bit is hard as hell.
"The Guilt"
Damage: 10/10
Range: Infinity
Speed: 9/10
THE CHANCLA !!! 🔥🔥🔥
Dad's AR-15:
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: MAXIMUM
Speed: Depends on how fast you pull the trigger
💀
Yooo🫥
We’re talking at home, not schools
AYO PAUSE
@@vuyiswabonco7528 right
Vocal cords:
Damage: Emotional
Range: Across the entire house
Speed: Optional
That so relatable💀
Brick: death
Power cord:
Damage 90 (+ electrical and bludgeoning)
Range 60 (+40 if you unwind it)
Speed 30 (+1000 if used as a whip)
Damn right!
Yep😊
The broom
Damage 100%
Range 100%
Speed 100%
Me who hide in the laundry basket 🥴
Ford F150
Damage: Fatal
Range: Close Range
Speed: Max Speed
Woah, calm down there Satan.
@konradwilk2397 U made everything better omg 💀
Bro that’s not even an Asian parent’s weapon at this point u ruined the joke
LMAO
Thats call murder
My dad didn't need to whup my ass, he had the dad stare. Infinite range, emotional damage and lightning fast. You felt it in your soul. The disappointment in his eyes ate at you for days.
My dad paralyzed me below the waist.
@@orbitalbutt6757 Really?
@@orbitalbutt6757 that's not a dad. sue him for child abuse and id you're lucky you might get child benifits and free scholarships
The gun:
Damage 10/10
Range 10/10
Speed 10/10
What what do you mean by the gun
How are you still alive
Very strict and drunk
That’s in the second part
@@JegglyJilly😭💀
The gun:
Damage: Max
Range: Max
Speed: max
The final boss:
"I carried you for 9 months"
Bro carried the whole team for 9 months
9 months?you must be joking only an imbecile takes 9 months so try again buddy o pal I have places to be and people to do thats why it took 6 months for me to born fuck-o
@@dangerion1177don't we men carry billions of babies tho and never complain? 💀
@@Checkmate_Edits there are difference between baby and cell
@BIGBigBoiNICKyes actually..
the frying pan:
damage: 9/10
range: 4/10
speed: 5/10
Now that's abuse
@@Irish_Mannall of these are but holy shit
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE GOING THROUGU THESE COMMENTS. Funny enough, our answers are almost the same
Bro do you need help
Dude your profile picture 💀
Naked Hand
Damage: 78 Per Hit
Range: Close Range
Speed: Too Damn Fast For You To Run
Когда натренировал свои рефлексы до идеала что бы уворачиваться от подзатыльников: I AM A GOD
Focus on your agility and speed stats against those. Dodging is the only way, unless it's just your mom, then you can block
I was the 101 like
@@fisickythalf-life3179 или ты просто пепехватываешь руку и даёшь подзатыльник обидчику
@@vacban1838 бате? это равноценно подписанию добровольного смертного приговора
bro the slipper so deadly, close combat and ranged are both included😂
the car
Damage: HIGH
range: immeasurable
hits per minute: low
that ain't parent bruh
Thats child abuse💀
Damage: fatal
@@PunyUmbrella everything that is mention in video is child abuse. If parents can't be parents without these weapons they shouldn't be parents at all because they don't deserve kids.
It's a joke man, and parents don't do it regularly, discipline Isn't going to is going to work, if you've never been whooped then your either super good, or have parent that want you to row up like gen alpha💀
Palm:
Damage:Find out
Range:How long is your arm?
Speed:Just hit and you'll find out
I JUST TYPED THAT 0s AGO
Speed: you won't know what hit you
THE WOODEN SPOON IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING AN ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM.
Fr
Yup
I remember my mom once hit me with a wooden spoon and it broke in half. And OF COURSE it was "mY fAuLT". 😑
@@Rixmind_Jaromirit was if you did something to cause her to hit you with a spoon.
Yes 😂😂😂😅
"I thought you were better than me" was stuck in my head even now im 21
the wooden spoon
damage: 7/10
range: 8/10
speed: 9/10
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
BRO LITERALLY
Learning to never do X again: priceless
i was waiting for that one because my mom used that one when i was a kid man did that hurt
Man that's a 10 damage
THE PAN
Damage : 19/10
Range : 11/10
Speed : 6/10
Edit: Im back bois
Exactly how I remember it being
PAN?! That by far the worst I’ve heard.
Actually my dad have thrown pan to my face so its range should be 10/10
@@godhands7366 I'll put it in 8/10
@@godhands7366wtf
Words
Damage:Full
Range:Full
Speed:Full
Damage: Emotional
Range: earshot
Speed: speed of sound
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E !*
sticks and stones may break my bones:
words will never hurt you, immune to ‘Words’ card
OMGG THIS GUY IS SO RELATBLE DUDE NGL
The wifi router:
Damage: infinite
Range: infinite
Speed: 2 seconds
additional bonus from teammates yelling racial slurs on teamchat
Wait do you mean like cutting it off or breakign it on your head?
@@SealandIsBestCountry Both it has a debuff
The last one goes hand-in-hand with every other weapon
It's an enchantment added to every weapon, usually lower damaging weapons have a higher emotional damage potential
@@cliveowensiaI'm positive it will lower the speed, not damage.
@@Stint45678 I meant that weapons with less damage compared to others will have the more potential
It gives the rest a special attack
The Basement:
Damage: 💀💀💀
Range: 💀💀💀
Speed: 💀💀💀
fr@ErikS2010
The skulls stil apply after 3 weeks down there.
parents lock u in da basement he basically describing the stats on it@KazamKazoo
As a discord mod, this gives me different vibes
well for me it was the garage cuz basement wasn't an option@KazamKazoo
Stick:
Damage: 30
Range:1
Speed:100
Special: can scratch you a little
Broom:
Damage:50
Range:100
Speed:1
Special:the small brushes can seriously scratch your face
Book:
Damage:10
Range:80
Speed:100
Special:can be thrown but not very long range of throw
Slipper tipped Belt:
Damage:∞
Range:∞
Speed:∞
Special:can break your skull fully
Mom’s hand:
Damage 8/10
Range: very far
Speed: Get out of the house
Also deals equal parts of physical and emotional damage
Asian parents are really the final boss that you can't defeat
Me with Asian Grandparents:
When the developers make the final boss say "you're destined to lose" and they took it seriously
I have Latino parents and this is how they act. It’s just parents from a third world country tbh
What if they battle African parents though
@@cozette_254I have a African mom and what I’ve seen and heard what third world country moms do I can say they would win
The slap
Damage: 9/10
Range: 9/10
Speed: literally as fast a possible.
Passive attack: Screams at you
But it also has thorns III
@@Khhaos it hurts.
@@ILikeEatingMetalBars god damn it man
wtf
🫂🫂
She would have to catch me for that to happen
Like eating metal bars that's literally me
The black belt with smooth silver spikes on it...
Damage: 10
Range: 5-10 depending on how you hold it
Speed: 7-10 depending on how you hold it
eyes (death stare)
damage : ∞
range : ∞
speed : ∞
Ayo that's so true😂
@SMG565 wdym "my item"?
@SMG565its eyes, the death stare
fr😭
The death stare burns my soul
Fist:
Damage 12/10
Range 3/10 (If not grabbed)
Speed 9/10
@OcarinaaSo is with everything else, but I see you're point
"Range 3/10" tf your parents got t-rex ass hands? 😂
@@EnjoyLifeSoYouCanBeFufilledBelts and stuff might cause marks and pain, but fist can break bones, nah. That's why slapping is what parents use for punishments with hands
The flat end of a small cricket bat
100 damage
40 speed
80 range
100 blue ass
Yeah my dad wants me to do that to me.
Flag pole:
Damage: MAX
Range: MAX
Speed: strength of a father.
Huh?
@@Ussonan-Foderation2016 yeah it EXIST man there are parent do that😂😂😂
Sounds patriotic 😂
Whoever made this video is a legend
"Because I said so":
Damage: MAXIMUM
Range: Unknown
Speed: FAST
How fast is that?
İt's fast 🗿
Maybe flash speed from the comics
@@Observer552 speed travels 360m/s so...CAN YOU EVADE THAT?
Do you not know what range is?
"You're adopted"
Damage:♾️
Range:Till your heart
Speed:As fast as you can say it
The pan:
Damage: 101/100
Speed: 5/100
Range: 20/100
Trauma: 80/100
+100% earrape sounds
+50% critical hit chance
THE PAN??
Recently cooked pan for addition 10 fire damage
Bro look at mine
These parents who do this, should NEVER be parents! they these types of people who uses physical punishment to "raise" have skill issues!
“Your full name”
Damage: 10/10
Range: 10/10
Speed: 10/10
The Chancla (mom version)
Damage: 7/10 (50% extra crit)
Range:Infinite/10
Speed: 15/10
Abilities: Enemy cowers in fear when this weapon is drawn.
No matter where you are, the Chancla will always hit it's target.
Special modification for damage is: stickers
Bruh the chancla is for sure a homing weapon like one time a RUclipsr told a story on he got his mom mad and the chancla came at him but it didn't him because his brother walks in the line of fire on accident
Why is the thong called a chance. I've never heard that b5
@@Noname-tm4niDomics
@@YT_Daylight ye that one it been way to long since I have heard of that youtuber I lose a few accounts (don't ask how I am losing them I may be dumb but not as dumb as Darwin award winners)
“THE SIBLING COMPARISON”
Damage: Emotional,Mental:MAX
The designer purse:
Damage: 80%
Range: 30%
Speed: 60%
Range is 20%
Tablet confiscation
Emotional damage: 10
Range: 0
Speed: 2
IPAD KID
THAT IS WEAK
Your adopted and has adoption papers
Emotional damage 99999999999999999/1
[minos prime] weak…
Everything is weak. Thanks to Bible in my possession I have 100% damage resistance