This Is The Only Correct Way To Enjoy Playing Chess
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You actually accomplished the mission. You played for a draw, but still got a win like an absolute gigachad.
Only a Gigachad can win while trying to tie. Look at Robin Hood. He hits the exact same spot on a target as his opponent, and he still wins, even though that should constitute a tie.
Best way to win.
Exactly what i wanted to say. He was not playing for a win, he was playing for a tie afterall, the opponent happened to just resigned.
True that
...and I am 667th like under this comment.
Well, you went for a draw, doesn't matter if your opponent forced you to win. Which means you didn't fail the mission.
play for a win does not mean get the win, else every game has at least one player supposedly breaking the last principle
@@willsterjohnson that's what I said
Even let them to force you should be against chess principles
From a Chad to another Chad
@@willsterjohnson Life principle #1: DO NOT FAIL.
Imagine your opponent breaking every principle and u still lose somehow
But he resigned. Did he think Chess Simp had checkmate?
That's a new low.
"Don't leave all your pieces hanging" was not a chess principle I guess.
@@whocares2277
Your pieces may or may not be hanging depending on the plays of your opponent.
@@saintbrownthetrojan “what the hell is this guy doing? Must be a total noob.” *plays aggressively and carelessly and then is put into a bad position by what turns out to actually be a well seasoned chess player* *gets salty and quits*
You also broke a principle of never moving a piece twice in the early game so kudos
If you can't move a piece twice, and developing a piece wouldn't attack or defend anything. Hmm...
@@danielyuan9862the principle is to not move a piece too much, because it drags your development out, of course its fine to move it a bunch if it wins material or prevents attacks, but it still isnt smart to have like 4 of your first 5 moves be a single knight
I love that this is a more precisely defined version of "play as badly as possible."
@Diego Palacios paiva Most people can't even comprehend that approach. Drone society.
No, yeah, less as badly as possible, more in an incredibly inadvisable manner. The thing about these games is, if you know what you're doing, you can get away with some seriously inadvisable bullshit.
@Hex Flareheart there's a reason he plays against 100 rated players and not 1000
The most important principle is "when you have mate in 1, look for better"
An actual good chess principle is if you are thinking about _any_ move in general, look for better.
Checkmate by resignation
@@danielyuan9862 I like that one
What does this mean?
Mate in 0.5
On move 3 you also violated the ‘don’t the move the same piece more than once in the opening ’ rule.
Move 3, but yeah.
@@timothymclean Move 3, but yeah
@@markwiedeman7271 Move 3, but yeah
@@Nat_the_Chicken Move 3, but yeah
@@homesynthesis Move. Now.
edit: ive gotten a couple angry comments so ill clarify that i was joking
1:55 "If a king doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?"
The knight:
You: literally purposefully misplays every move
Your opponent: still loses
Lmao I thought principle #65 would been passant is forced but that twist ending was far better
Principle #65, use unpaid actors so you can say that they are not a paid actor
nah we save the best for #69
@@mavairick mind = blown
google en passant
People understand chess too much these days, it's all about "theory" and "engines". We need bold minds like you to push the limits of the game once again.
My favorite strategy is being “tactically” unpredictable. It’s where I confuse my opponents with wild plays and then somehow pull a win out of my ass (or lose, 20/80). Perfect strategy against chess players who study the game in their off time
You see the same kind of dogmatic strategies in American football too. A lot of teams aren't prepared for an unorthodox approach. Sometimes breaking the rules of the play book is the best way to win.
i agree, i think it leads to some very rigid and boring games
@@hanks_2210 Andy Reid. Absolute chad of a play caller.
Rule number one of chad chess: always go for the Hail Mary.
3:05 This reminds me the first time I played chess.
I was playing with a friend and somehow we ended up with only the King left. We were not very smart, so we chased each other's King for three hours spread through several days until someone told us that this was a draw.
Better than me and my brother learning chess, I only had a rook left vs. a king
@@denisl2760 did ur king get captured lol
@@BDominikB yeah, i exchanged it for a knight if I remember right
@@denisl2760 i remember i was playing a 60 min game against someone and i captured all his pieces and i had just a bishop and king left and since he had no pieces left he couldnt ove, so we had to sit there for like 40 mins
@@BDominikB this sounds like a troll
This is the closest to how an actual 100s would play thus far.
Not really, 100s don’t really bring their rooks early, usually they bring out their queen earlier
@@qwerty_qwerty Can confirm. I'm 300 rated and bring my queen out early af because I literally didn't know how to play chess three days ago.
@@Griff1011 you're higher rated than me assuming we're talking about blitz
@@qwerty_qwerty Rapid. Unfortunately.
@@Griff1011 oh...
RIP edward. he was a good man 😢
f
Gone not quite soon enough
"Edward is dead. But, anyway..."
Deadward...
@@red5_skywalker lol
Mission was actually succesful. You did the move you had to, you didn't play for the win, but you did win. This is actually more of a win than getting the draw.
*head explodes*
mission successfully unaccomplished.
Task failed successfully
Mission accomplished unsuccessfully
Mission unsuccessfully accomplished
Mission failed unsuccessfully
“If you can” since it was impossible to control your opponent there, mission accomplished.
Another problem with Bill Wall's list of principles: there's too many.
So it’s a Wall of text am I right
"Always play for a win" no shit why is this a principle
@@thepizzaguy8477 maybe it means don't let your opponent win just because you feel bad for them or something idk
@@Clone-up2ge Maybe more like "don't get cocky and sleep on winning moves, just to humiliate somebody"
@@Gloriankithsanus exactly I think it would be better if it said "play to win, not to show off"
Consensus seems to be what I was about to say - You weren't playing for a win, so it's mission accomplished.
Hearing the TTS say "A ha" after each opponents move gives me life
This felt like that time when a chess master lost to a machine because the a.i. played so badly he got caught in his own head.
You may now officially change your name from "Chess Simp" to "Chess Chad"
Principle number 69: Always pay your actors.
i started watching chess videos like a week ago but this AHA and VERY AGGRESSIVE are stuck in my head forever
Opponent:
Chess but if your opponent tries to make a draw you must resign
No 100 rated players try to make a draw lmao
One of my favorite videos, although I agree with the consensus that this was Mission Accomplished! As a person who's terrible at Chess, I found it a fun breakdown on commonly accepted Good Chess Moves.
At the end when you said there was one more principle, I definitely thought you were going to say it was, "Don't resign."
His opponent broke _that_ rule.
The challenge doesnt require you to win, so you can just resign to break rule #64
"draw by repetition? not on my watch!"
-100 rated player
“When you have mate in 1, look for better” is an amazing principle to follow :)
Chess principle #69:
*Nice.*
This is Sparta! The King needs to go outside for a walk. He needs to leave the castle with his 6 escorts. Your first pawn moved is a traitor and leaves you exposed. You fight in the shade (you prefer dark squares). When your first piece dies (not the traitor), a knight must become blood drunk until it reaches the death square. Their queen (the immortal), you must put its name to the test. Your queen must defend the castle and remaining army for the rest of the game.
"Follow these steps to become a good player"
*No,*
*Wins anyway*
Absolute gigachad
0:55 Also Don't move same piece twice in the opening
I usually try to break some principles in Blitz if my opponent is obviously playing a routine they memorized. You can force them into a situation that technically might not be great for you, but they haven't practiced for it, they're not comfortable playing outside of their system, and five minutes isn't long enough for them to learn how to actually think about the game for the first time.
This reads like such an alien concept. I understand the logic of memorizing games and the most common paths to victory in a game with perfect information, but the sheer idea of doing it goes so much against every way I think of games that I feel a level of distance between myself and what I'm reading that's a bit eerie.
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mission acomplished... you played for a draw and got a win, you didn't follow the principle to play for a win
one of your best videos yet
I don’t know why I love text to speech “AH HAH” so much but this channel as shown that to em
This totally was "fun", absolutely agreed on that. Pretty fantastic
*"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your Chess Principles!"*
Your opponent couldn't handle your gigachad energy.
way to bring out a strategy so unexpected he never saw it coming
I agree, this is the most interesting way to play chess. Very fun and unexpected tactics arised from this.
As soon as you moved the King to the center, your opponent must've had a moment of baffled confusion
That was really fun. And the mission is complete
Technically Simp never played for a win, he was just granted one.
You literally cannot win the using the rules of the challenge. Him resigning or the game ending in a draw is a successful competition of this challenge.
Checkmating him would break the core o principle of chess.
You succeed in playing bad moves (outside of QGf7+)
Edit: I'm not even going to remove that o. Read my entire comment in an English, Scottish, or Irish accent. Probably makes it more fun.
I will read this in a French accent and you can't stop me.
@@Kenfren you will read this with a Chinese accent and I won't stop you because holy shit this comment chain feels racist and I don't want to appropriate anyone.
Looks like Simp played to break principles once each, not all the time. Intentionally blundering mate would break the principle. If the opponent doesn't see it, then Simp gets to checkmate for a victory too.
I tried to read it in a Scottish accent but I ended up sounding like a pissed of Canadian. Sorry about that.
@@msterforks absolutely not, his opponents moves don't factor in to this challenge. He was challenged to make intentionally bad moves, every move. In no world is checkmating someone a bad move.
Anish Giri probably did not yet hear about the principle that you should play for a win
Everytime that Giri wins, Giri loses
@@plcflame
Suffering from success
The whole video I was going "wait this is how I play anyway excuse me". This genuinely feels like the old addage "rules are made to be broken".
that one was really hilarious
couldn’t stop laughing
More like "don't castle your king to protect your rook and develop your king"
“Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir”
That was a successful and fun mission, 10/10
Mission failed successfully.
Principal 66: always take en passent when possible
Was expecting smth like a summoning of a megachessatron.
Principle # 66: always pay your actors
“Edward is dead”
Broke me. Good laugh.
That was awesome!
The mission failed successfully
the ahh haas were very funny and the account closed line was delivered very well
i imagine he one simply by bamboozling his opponent into being sure that he was against either someone so good he could play carelessly, or someone playing so many moves ahead that it was impossible for himself to understand
Oh hey man, I didn't know you were still around
I cannot believe that your opening move in the “play awful chess” challenge is the move I always opened with as a kid who didn’t know anything about chess
The best part of this is the opponent was like "...yeah screw this"
Every time you say "aha" it sounds like Orson Welles doing the alcohol commercial.
What an absolute LAD.
I fucking lost it at "the mission is failed"
“Very aggressive”
IM CRYING THIS IS JUST
“Edward is dead” 🤣
Tremendous plot twist at the end
Dude, what a chad
Mission Acoomplished, Actually
Your opponent must have been extremely confused this whole match.
There's something very memetic about the vocal synthesizer saying "AAah ha".
Your opponent was far, far ahead of you and you never saw it coming
The knight looking back at the queen waiting for it to attack:
The king about to wreck its sh-:
Principles of Chess
66. Play Fair
I thought you were going to take all his pieces with your queen, then go for the stalemate, but that worked out fine
"auh hauh. very aggressive."
I like how this is actually teaching me the principles
"Mission failed" I died
My guy's the guidelines as a warning lmao
Should have started with the Bongcloud. Ultimate Chad opening.
Chess, but pieces on the left must stay on the left, and pieces on the right must stay on the right.
When you took knight with king I screamed and laughed simultaneously
And I'm getting flashbacks to the Addams Family cartoon.
"Don't you see? You failed at failing!"
You played for a draw, so you still broke the principle AND won
Mission Failed successfully
You should have gone for a version of the bongcloud opening
You won the challenge
I think is an accomplished mission
You forgot the principle of making sure your opponent is not a paid actor.
"Uuh huuuh"
Gigachad intimidates the opponent to resign with overwhelming power
I never thought I'd hear Last Dance by Xomu in a text-to-speech chess video. What a world.
The ending was 👌👌👌
"A-ha."
"Ive won but at what cost?"