If we’re being real, Probably Gille de Reis. His is basically tentacle hentai on roids, and he’s in the middle of it. So much pleasure for a twisted man
@@yaboigamerdouji7573 I mean at least lore reasons given his Grimoire from that one caster or something like that. Francesco or something like that. And so there is reason for great Big eyes caster tentacle powers.
"Holy Grenade of Antioch" Honestly sounds more like something Lionheart would have, since he was the Crusader. Not that he needs it. (For those wondering, Lionheart only appears in Fate/Strange Fake and hasn't been incorporated into Grand order)
@@austinlawrence6987 Well considering the fact that the dude who can manipulate vectors could only fill her stomach by about 1/3, I'd say she fits lmao
Rin vs Sakura, Ishtar vs Kama My OC: This debate between the 2 can be solved in the oldest way possible, Da Vinci: A debate My OC: No Mashu: A in-depth character analysis? My OC: No Ritsuka Female: Pros and cons comparisons My OC: That is very silly my dear but no Mordred: Boobs and tight measuring My OC: Ha, ha kinky but no Ritsuka Male: Thumb war My OC: Cute but no Jeanne Alter: Drinkin contest My OC: I doubt they could keep low tier booze past the 10th bottle let alone the heavy stuff so no Merlin: Staring contest My OC: Nope to obvious, Cu: Naked pillow fight OW My OC: Nope Artoria Saber Alter: Cooking contest Archer Emiya: Would not work so no, trust me on that Hassan the first: Rock, paper, scissors My OC: Yes finally,
All the comments to these memes makes them funnier,also I can relate with the padoru padoru one,at the moment that november starts,the padoru invasion is starting already,at least it's not like in the malls,where they are selling christmas decorations since early september.
Usually I’m not a person who feels cringe overly much but listening to Dai-Chan read that Japanese English rant I could feel my guts cringing themselves into knots.
@@OtakuDaiKun I know it’s just you sold it so well, and I don’t have enough faith in our species to say there definitely isn’t someone out there who would write such a thing serious
8:05 in my case: >grail Salieri to 100 because he looks cool >don't use him >discover that Salieri can loop after using him on Space Ishtar event because of the node with the ruler boss >roll on the banner >get Space Ishtar >keep using Salieri because of Piano
Rental store : im 4 parallel universes ahead of you Philippines : I'm infinite parallel universes ahead of you (a country that celebrate Christmas from September to December)
14:15; for the ladies enjoyment, the dress of poison is the canonical weakness of Heracles. So just take his Estrange faker version for your enjoyment.
Male Quetz commando wardrobe malfunctions sounds like comedy gold. Imagine that scene in Babylonia where Kingu gets thrown with Quetz legs, only clayboys look of horror is because of schmeat impact.
Damn another great set of memes. Loved the holy hand-grenade of Antioch though I think it would be better suited to when Artoria is a Rider. If we're talking any noble phantasm I'd have to say the most silly is Gil's potion of youth. Like just give me a min here to drink this turn myself back into a kid with 1/3 the power that will show them all who boss. Can't wait for the next set of memes
Early Access view yay! My favorite highlights from this new batch of Memes: - Master Chief and I would get along with Skadi looping. - Iskandar serving serious Burns. - Rin and Sakura are both good waifus. - hashtag Give Illiya a route lol. - Ah yes Harder Boy, continue the sick burns. - One less Clown in the world, thanks Georgie. - Oberon foot lettuce. Priceless. - Kill or experiment on Shinji, no exception. - Emiya best Wife boy, and bottom. (Don’t regret the latter. Thanks Doujins and Glutamic Acid) - Artoria and Arthur would definitely enjoy the movie. - Holy hand grenade of Antioch: anti army NP. - Merlin in furry hell. - Okita alter getting to the point, I see. - “Well it’s fiction, so don’t read into it.” - Gilgabunny asking another king is not uncommon. - “That’s for the previous holy grail war” - Does he have Romba. - Shinji!!!! DX - Jokes on you I have Salleri. - Don’t shot, he has a point- *Got shot* - Reasonable cost Gudako, a world’s existence for a ten-roll. - Astolfo is best trap. (No homo 😋) - NO THANKS! I prefer my Izumi Miyamura Nendoroid coming this January, so No Squid Games thank you. - TLDR Fuck Anita and her toxic philosophies. - Padoru Padoru INVASION!! - Padoru Padoru all night long. (Either - In all seriousness, that art gave me feels. - She’s a good Defense servant until the first half of the Lostbelt. Goddamnit. - I prefer plowing Shirou’s field to plant my seeds. - Arthur in binds would give me the funny horn. 😂 - No lotion nor bug spray Dai-Chan. Zouken needs to have his deek Chopped. No exception. - Nani the Fuck?! Best funny vid, seen the original source and had me over my head. - didn’t expect Napping in the Dazzling Sunshine and Feasting is very destructive as hell.
I kid you not, there’s a person on my friends list named “Touch me” which is probably the funniest one on my list. Every other one is just normal or complete gibberish. Edit: I just checked and there’s also “NuT.” Not sure how I forgot that one.
I just keep coming back to this video, for that excellent St. George IT meme (least to the voice acting to it) and Neko-arc. Both live rent free in my head, though can barely stop giggling everytime i see Pennywise now.
I get Thanos wants some 5 stars but killing everyone in exchange for 10 rolls…? Then in Endgame (if he gets what he wanted) he’ll be like “I used the gacha to destroy the gacha” Attila takes a sigh of relief
I like to use Mash for when I'm farming in an event since she doesn't cost anything when you put her in a team. Other than that I use her when I'm going to fight a boss in the story mode and I need her to tank a Noble Phantasm.
Seen a bunch of people consider Old St. Nick as pretty much the only possible candidate for Grand Rider. Seriously, going around the whole damn world delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls in a single night would pretty much net the guy the Grand Rider slot easily
2:46To be fair she she never had a real good ending because how badly she got screwed over. In the fate route she dies one year after the war ends, she dies in UBW (both versions) and sacrifices herself to Shiro in Sakkara’s route and that’s mentioning the ten years of torture from her own family that’s consistent across all routes. Let’s face it the only other character that got screwed harder was Shinji but he definitely deserved it.
Funny enough, the Mash buster crit happened to me by accident! It was my first run through against the final Zeus form and I had knocked out his first two bars before the team was nuked. All except for Mash. At that point I sighed and just went through the motions waiting for death................but she held out and defeated Zeus' last bar on her own! Now, it took a long time. But Mash is my Queen!
5:15 Weird how they photoshopped real paintings or photographs instead of just... _not_ photoshopping them. "I think Vlad's is the funniest." What they did to the painting there was change his facial hair, straighten his hair, turn it grey, remove his hat, and desaturate the colours (by a LOT; that dusty-coloured shirt was RED in the painting). I think it's mostly that last part that actually makes it look strange, oddly enough. "Jalter's is the most believable." Because they just pasted the Jalter hair and headpiece onto it and that's it. "Tesla's craziness mostly comes from his outfit." Which was altered from the real photograph; in _real_ reality he's just wearing a tweed jacket over that white shirt. The bigger changes to that photo are that they removed his moustache and gave him Fabio hair.
2:39 considering that Illya never got a route and dies either during or shortly after each route she got screwed over harder than most fans want to fuck Rin. Considering that carnival phantasm is the only series in which she got the chance for a relatively normal life says a lot.
You listing everything that’s wrong with Rin… classic. But Sakura is more likable in spite of the fact that she’s a yandere in all continuities (cough) BB
Okay but. XD The fact that even DOKKAN of all things got an auto function gives me some hope for a possible auto function on FGO. Maybe one day. Maybe.
The funniest name was "Jesus" because I was showing a friend some nice FGO damage and our reaction was shocked because I was using Morgan at 10/10/7 for the first time w/ double Koyanskaya and I was grinding and showed him the username and said, "My reaction to the damage she just did."
12:05 I would be Working to maximize Mash to ultimate Mashu Power Currently got her at double 2000, need to ask what some good high level command codes for her would be none of that 1★ or 2★ crap, also building up fou prints to max her cards power
What would you consider to be the most silly Noble Phantasm?
Sei Shonagon's. She does something and emotions and I am still unsure what she does...
3:45 actually each box represents a ship
If we’re being real, Probably Gille de Reis. His is basically tentacle hentai on roids, and he’s in the middle of it. So much pleasure for a twisted man
@@yaboigamerdouji7573 I mean at least lore reasons given his Grimoire from that one caster or something like that. Francesco or something like that. And so there is reason for great Big eyes caster tentacle powers.
Summer Ishtar, her NP is basically taking a world tour to throw rainbows at her opponent.
Karna: Do not worry master, fat chicks need love too!
Jinako: Who taught you that phrase?
Arjuna: *Hiding behind a tree snickering*
Da Vinci lily running enemies over with an armored truck-and this somehow being an anti world NP-always struck me as silly.
"Holy Grenade of Antioch"
Honestly sounds more like something Lionheart would have, since he was the Crusader. Not that he needs it.
(For those wondering, Lionheart only appears in Fate/Strange Fake and hasn't been incorporated into Grand order)
Yet.
I imagine it to be some sort of holy greek fire bomb like that in ACRev
*Anime eating contest finals*
Saber: Let's do this.
Tohka: I got this.
Catalina: Yeah!
Index: *pokes her head in*
@@majoratwili7312 I don't know much about her, but if she's anything like the 3 i mentioned in terms of appetite, this would be wild.
@@austinlawrence6987 Well considering the fact that the dude who can manipulate vectors could only fill her stomach by about 1/3, I'd say she fits lmao
Luffy Goku and Toriko ate everything before the contest starts
Rin vs Sakura, Ishtar vs Kama
My OC: This debate between the 2 can be solved in the oldest way possible,
Da Vinci: A debate
My OC: No
Mashu: A in-depth character analysis?
My OC: No
Ritsuka Female: Pros and cons comparisons
My OC: That is very silly my dear but no
Mordred: Boobs and tight measuring
My OC: Ha, ha kinky but no
Ritsuka Male: Thumb war
My OC: Cute but no
Jeanne Alter: Drinkin contest
My OC: I doubt they could keep low tier booze past the 10th bottle let alone the heavy stuff so no
Merlin: Staring contest
My OC: Nope to obvious,
Cu: Naked pillow fight OW
My OC: Nope
Artoria Saber Alter: Cooking contest
Archer Emiya: Would not work so no, trust me on that
Hassan the first: Rock, paper, scissors
My OC: Yes finally,
Me: *"For every word Osakabehime utters, I lose one brain cell."*
Osakabehime: 15:36
All the comments to these memes makes them funnier,also I can relate with the padoru padoru one,at the moment that november starts,the padoru invasion is starting already,at least it's not like in the malls,where they are selling christmas decorations since early september.
Usually I’m not a person who feels cringe overly much but listening to Dai-Chan read that Japanese English rant I could feel my guts cringing themselves into knots.
That's the point lol
@@OtakuDaiKun I know it’s just you sold it so well, and I don’t have enough faith in our species to say there definitely isn’t someone out there who would write such a thing serious
The scary part about that thing is that I could somehow understand it. It just added to the cringe.
@@edwardogega9821 yeah same here
6:08 it's her sword. Specifically the one she got from Nobu which is sentient.
8:05 in my case:
>grail Salieri to 100 because he looks cool
>don't use him
>discover that Salieri can loop after using him on Space Ishtar event because of the node with the ruler boss
>roll on the banner
>get Space Ishtar
>keep using Salieri because of Piano
Or do a power move and use both
*deus irae intensifies*
Headcanon idea:
Space Ishtar likes Salieri's playing so she uses magecraft to boost the sound whenever they're battling, making it their bgm.
4:06 fate empire of dirt Brynhild: Sensei daisuki
Sigurd: oh so that’s how it felt
Jinako isn't fat, she's plump.
Or to some THICC
Not gonna lie Jinako is oddly enough one of my favorite girls.
Chonk
She ain’t plump, she’s chubby and huggable
Rental store : im 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Philippines : I'm infinite parallel universes ahead of you (a country that celebrate Christmas from September to December)
You know we are superior when we can play padoru before November and play it until January
Or PH just stands for Padoru Havers
DISGUSTIN! Once again the Scottish person confirming that is the most glaswegin accent ever
9:06 it's 11 rolls now
14:15; for the ladies enjoyment, the dress of poison is the canonical weakness of Heracles. So just take his Estrange faker version for your enjoyment.
Lakshmiba is the closest we’re getting to a tanned J’eanne
Male Quetz commando wardrobe malfunctions sounds like comedy gold. Imagine that scene in Babylonia where Kingu gets thrown with Quetz legs, only clayboys look of horror is because of schmeat impact.
Damn another great set of memes. Loved the holy hand-grenade of Antioch though I think it would be better suited to when Artoria is a Rider. If we're talking any noble phantasm I'd have to say the most silly is Gil's potion of youth. Like just give me a min here to drink this turn myself back into a kid with 1/3 the power that will show them all who boss. Can't wait for the next set of memes
Dai-Chan really like Rider eh? That gives me an idea. Thanks Dai-chan, your wish shall be fulfilled in my ugly art style
I'm always looking for fanart of my characters.
@@OtakuDaiKun Honestly. So am I. But I’m waiting on that till my novel is finished
Dai-chan... THAT at 15:36 hurt my brain like nothing I've ever experienced before, please never do it again...
My name is just Matt, gotta keep that immersion
I love early assecc videos I can see it early and laught my butt off
Early Access view yay!
My favorite highlights from this new batch of Memes:
- Master Chief and I would get along with Skadi looping.
- Iskandar serving serious Burns.
- Rin and Sakura are both good waifus.
- hashtag Give Illiya a route lol.
- Ah yes Harder Boy, continue the sick burns.
- One less Clown in the world, thanks Georgie.
- Oberon foot lettuce. Priceless.
- Kill or experiment on Shinji, no exception.
- Emiya best Wife boy, and bottom. (Don’t regret the latter. Thanks Doujins and Glutamic Acid)
- Artoria and Arthur would definitely enjoy the movie.
- Holy hand grenade of Antioch: anti army NP.
- Merlin in furry hell.
- Okita alter getting to the point, I see.
- “Well it’s fiction, so don’t read into it.”
- Gilgabunny asking another king is not uncommon.
- “That’s for the previous holy grail war”
- Does he have Romba.
- Shinji!!!! DX
- Jokes on you I have Salleri.
- Don’t shot, he has a point- *Got shot*
- Reasonable cost Gudako, a world’s existence for a ten-roll.
- Astolfo is best trap. (No homo 😋)
- NO THANKS! I prefer my Izumi Miyamura Nendoroid coming this January, so No Squid Games thank you.
- TLDR Fuck Anita and her toxic philosophies.
- Padoru Padoru INVASION!!
- Padoru Padoru all night long. (Either
- In all seriousness, that art gave me feels.
- She’s a good Defense servant until the first half of the Lostbelt. Goddamnit.
- I prefer plowing Shirou’s field to plant my seeds.
- Arthur in binds would give me the funny horn. 😂
- No lotion nor bug spray Dai-Chan. Zouken needs to have his deek Chopped. No exception.
- Nani the Fuck?! Best funny vid, seen the original source and had me over my head.
- didn’t expect Napping in the Dazzling Sunshine and Feasting is very destructive as hell.
14:09
Me as a Bi: I see this as a absolute win.
3:34 Yeah I notice that in Redline(poor Izo) lol
Dai-chan: "I'm absolutely positively offended: who do think that is, Tumblr?
*Keep that @$S out here were it belongs!"*
once again General Grievous appears in Fate meme
it's as if he is the bridged between Fate and Star Wars as the negotiator
Oh god damn. When she made that cat noise, I literally started looking around, wondering where that came from.
It's all the same fandom? That's how the first Grail war was started.
I would play the Arthur route only if shirou is still the protagonist
I wish that Fate/Prototype had a VN
Reading the whole passage at 15:32 got my immediate like. Nice job!
Neco arc is actually Beast VIII
4:36 Medea route is needed for the fans it will make Shirou harem bigger then Shiki’s harem
Closest thing we got it the Path of the king fanfic
I kid you not, there’s a person on my friends list named “Touch me” which is probably the funniest one on my list. Every other one is just normal or complete gibberish.
Edit: I just checked and there’s also “NuT.” Not sure how I forgot that one.
15:36 I died in the second line
This felt like Osakabe just invaded my house and killed my entire family and I honestly would have prefered that
My friend chose the name Bagel-Kun for FGO. He has no regrets.
Maybe next year, 2021 belongs to Santa Fran
I don't remember if it was the name or the message underneath it, but i know someone that has "Asterios best boy" on the ID
You use Mash for strategy or as a sacrificial lamb, I use Mash for bonus Exp Craft Essences.
We are not the same.
I think the username "Tacodile supreme" stands out to me
15:23 (Spit-take) “Oh God WHY?!” LOL
5:24, I am literally reading a fanfic that did that. I never watched Monty python but Artoria, in the story, got a kick of Merlin’s interpretation.
Let's gooo more fate meme plus tsukihime good I'm just finishing off melty blood so im really interested in tsukihime right now
9:44 Oh Bun-head is always cute
I regret to inform you all that my phone no longer has storage space for fate go. However I will be keeping the profile pic and hanging around.
its almost time for padoru nightingale
I would allow medusa show off her riding skills anytime
ABSOLUTELY fraking had some REAL DAMN GOOD laughs throughout watching another AWESOME Fate Memes vid right here once again!!! 👏👏😂👍
Funnily enough
Astolfo was santa
It was my first event :D_ _
Quite a lot of people who watched video weeks ago...
Early Access squad. I need the support.
I just keep coming back to this video, for that excellent St. George IT meme (least to the voice acting to it) and Neko-arc. Both live rent free in my head, though can barely stop giggling everytime i see Pennywise now.
15:34 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fcking died
I get Thanos wants some 5 stars but killing everyone in exchange for 10 rolls…?
Then in Endgame (if he gets what he wanted) he’ll be like “I used the gacha to destroy the gacha” Attila takes a sigh of relief
I'll never unfriend "Poor Person" in FGO...
I'm so glad other ppl are sharing YameroHyde memes. J&H needs more love
13:56 I know right *remembering I read it and fantasizing it with my Mordred*
I like to use Mash for when I'm farming in an event since she doesn't cost anything when you put her in a team.
Other than that I use her when I'm going to fight a boss in the story mode and I need her to tank a Noble Phantasm.
I'm thankful for the np2 Okita who just came home tonight.
Hope you all have good rolls, if you're rolling this Thanksgiving
Actually I love shota Hans even more Ara Ara~
Me: Hey, I totally understand Osakabehime’s post!
Me immediately after: O my Gilgamesh (Caster), what have I done with my life!
15:36 my head hurts
If Prisma Illya has her own routes does she have memes?
OtakuDaiKun: "Guy's got a point tho... grinding's a bitch"
Me: **Looks up from FGO Christmas grind**
"Amen! Hallelujah!"
**goes back**
3:00 Yeah those otaku/Neet women are attractive in it own way
Actually Kadock's last name is real I've actually met someone else with the same one
Funniest username on my friend list: Sick my Duck.
You just know what the actual intent was.
I love that Scottish intro and my favorite name is Salt Mines
7:38 this lives in my head Rent free
Seen a bunch of people consider Old St. Nick as pretty much the only possible candidate for Grand Rider. Seriously, going around the whole damn world delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls in a single night would pretty much net the guy the Grand Rider slot easily
2:46To be fair she she never had a real good ending because how badly she got screwed over. In the fate route she dies one year after the war ends, she dies in UBW (both versions) and sacrifices herself to Shiro in Sakkara’s route and that’s mentioning the ten years of torture from her own family that’s consistent across all routes. Let’s face it the only other character that got screwed harder was Shinji but he definitely deserved it.
13:07 well not only you but me too.
Mashu for me is so i can have more of my five/four stars and also some events, she has 5% bond bonus and 20% bond bonus in the main storyline
I like how shiro outfit hasn't changed at all
Funny enough, the Mash buster crit happened to me by accident! It was my first run through against the final Zeus form and I had knocked out his first two bars before the team was nuked. All except for Mash. At that point I sighed and just went through the motions waiting for death................but she held out and defeated Zeus' last bar on her own! Now, it took a long time. But Mash is my Queen!
The first video, Dai, was both funny and true. Scathach is pretty much a mom to Dogboy and Uncle Fergus.
5:15 Weird how they photoshopped real paintings or photographs instead of just... _not_ photoshopping them.
"I think Vlad's is the funniest." What they did to the painting there was change his facial hair, straighten his hair, turn it grey, remove his hat, and desaturate the colours (by a LOT; that dusty-coloured shirt was RED in the painting). I think it's mostly that last part that actually makes it look strange, oddly enough.
"Jalter's is the most believable." Because they just pasted the Jalter hair and headpiece onto it and that's it.
"Tesla's craziness mostly comes from his outfit." Which was altered from the real photograph; in _real_ reality he's just wearing a tweed jacket over that white shirt. The bigger changes to that photo are that they removed his moustache and gave him Fabio hair.
2:41 yeah but no Shirou x Iliya moments(the closes one were it happened with Miyu x Shirou)
Meme person: Fails to get Space Ishtar.
Me: Have NP 5 Space Ishtar.
0:12 definitely Fergus
14:00 that’s harem goals here
15:44 oh god. I just remembered which one that is and now I'm skipping. 16:38 whew made it. That thing is long.
9:14 hello Shero
also I just noticed the thumbnail it's kind of familiar why did Machu kill fujimaru
2:39 considering that Illya never got a route and dies either during or shortly after each route she got screwed over harder than most fans want to fuck Rin. Considering that carnival phantasm is the only series in which she got the chance for a relatively normal life says a lot.
9:00 If you really think about it technically all names sound made up because they are
15:32-16:34 -_-…*puts a gun in my mouth*
Historically accurate Jeanne when
is the nighten gale nurse a cannon character ? - florence
What do you mean? Nightingale is a legit servant.
10 (actually always 11) rolls can be great! I’ve gotten 3 4-stars in a single multi before.
I’ve also used 5 tickets just to get Paracelsus 4 times.
The most silly NP has many candidates, Sei Shonagon comes to mind, Stheno too, maybe BB going all school-nurse on the enemy 😅
You listing everything that’s wrong with Rin… classic. But Sakura is more likable in spite of the fact that she’s a yandere in all continuities (cough) BB
her laughter be like: NYOHO
Not a funny username as such, but I had a mutual with "Artoria Pegdragon" as their status. I thought that was neat.
8:57 they're all made up
Okay but. XD The fact that even DOKKAN of all things got an auto function gives me some hope for a possible auto function on FGO. Maybe one day. Maybe.
Silliest NP has to go to Christmas Helen. It’s a freaking UFO Christmas Tree!
I have someone on my Friends List called DariusMILF and it cracks me up.
The funniest name was "Jesus" because I was showing a friend some nice FGO damage and our reaction was shocked because I was using Morgan at 10/10/7 for the first time w/ double Koyanskaya and I was grinding and showed him the username and said, "My reaction to the damage she just did."
12:05 I would be
Working to maximize Mash to ultimate Mashu Power
Currently got her at double 2000, need to ask what some good high level command codes for her would be none of that 1★ or 2★ crap, also building up fou prints to max her cards power
4:00 not to that fan they like you interaction a lot to keep thinking you guys are a couple