The direct-to-video films that Ulli Lommel made for Lions Gate are absolutely horrible. They all are made with the same formula as Diary of a Cannibal, constant repetition and testing your patience throughout. I've seen most of them, Curse of the Zodiac being the worst (and the worst film I have ever seen). And this man worked with Fassbinder!
gonetubing I thought DOAC was slightly worse then Curse of the zodiac. at least cotz had funny ranting cursing voice overs and mild gore. while Diary had flashback scenes that went nowhere
This comment got me introduced to Fassbinder. It’s a pity that Emer didn’t cover his most iconic films-especially World On A Wire, which seemed to influence The Matrix.
Ulli Lommel?! Just his name under the directing credits makes the film automatically suck! I swear the only thing he focuses on while making a movie is gore!
I like your let's plays a lot. But these are still as awesome as when i found your Puppet Master II review. Great job and best of luck to you in the future Emer!
When I first heard about this movie a couple of months ago, I tried searching for it online - just to see if it was that terrible - but I couldn't find it. However, another part of me believed that that was for the best, and after watching this review, I'm REALLY glad I didn't watch this.
At least when an actor or actress over acts they seem to be have fun with their effort. It might be too much effort, but it's far more entertaining than no effort in a movie.
Hey, emer i just saw the latest movie by takashi miike its called as the gods will and i highly reccomend it for reaction and review, i think you will enjoy it
I had to look up a review because, this is imho the worst movie I have ever seen. This was a Saturday night selection from my local video store when I was 13. I was excited I thought it sounded like it could be good from the little blurb on the back. Plus I can enjoy some pretty terrible straight to dvd horror movies.. but, this movie was terrible! I made my mom sit through it with me and, we still mock it on any occasion that presents itself.
I often don't commentate much, but I have a funny feeling that you are going to ban all of Lommel's films, and for good reason. However, keep in mind that we the viewers love it when you suffer and when you suffer it makes for awesome episodes. I would recommend Lommel's Zombie Nation, not for a movie but for an R&R but I respect the fact that it's probably never going to happen.
I haven't watched it yet it's on my eBay list, but im looking forward to watching it. Everyone hated the movie Human Nature but I bought it and it's good! You just have to appreciate all types of horror movies lol
Well well, I picked a real fucking winner! I didn't think it'd actually get this much vitriol out of you, even though it only has like 1 star on amazon. Must've been really... *clears throat* "Good."
Hello, Unfortunately, in the past, me and my friend watched almost all movies from him. This was because we wanted to see that were all of the movies shitty. Those were. :D Baseline Killer, Zodiac Killer... Et cetera.
I think most of the top 10 would be by Ulli Lommel. Even though I have watched many of those, I haven't yet made a review of those - but I am planning to do one to Nousu.net to which I write. But I believe if I can only pick one from Lommel to top worst 10 - it would be this movie or BTK. I should think this through someday, which will come second. How about you? :)
Holy fuck, 29 minutes? For this fucking piece of shit movie? This should be fun.
The direct-to-video films that Ulli Lommel made for Lions Gate are absolutely horrible. They all are made with the same formula as Diary of a Cannibal, constant repetition and testing your patience throughout. I've seen most of them, Curse of the Zodiac being the worst (and the worst film I have ever seen). And this man worked with Fassbinder!
gonetubing I thought DOAC was slightly worse then Curse of the zodiac. at least cotz had funny ranting cursing voice overs and mild gore. while Diary had flashback scenes that went nowhere
Yeah. I saw Ali Fear Eats The Soul and thought it was fantastic.
This comment got me introduced to Fassbinder. It’s a pity that Emer didn’t cover his most iconic films-especially World On A Wire, which seemed to influence The Matrix.
This was a long one. Episode I mean.
Not complaining, I really like R&Rs that are over 20 minutes.
Ulli Lommel?! Just his name under the directing credits makes the film automatically suck! I swear the only thing he focuses on while making a movie is gore!
It’s Weird That Emer died the same year Ulli Lommel died
@@paulienuti8031 Yeah He was Cool
Gore and recycling footage specifically
I like your let's plays a lot. But these are still as awesome as when i found your Puppet Master II review. Great job and best of luck to you in the future Emer!
Yeah man Me too
When I first heard about this movie a couple of months ago, I tried searching for it online - just to see if it was that terrible - but I couldn't find it. However, another part of me believed that that was for the best, and after watching this review, I'm REALLY glad I didn't watch this.
Have you watched/wanted to review Threads (1983) Emer? I'm curious on what your thoughts will be on it.
This is probably one of Emer's funniest reviews by far, holy fuck
At least when an actor or actress over acts they seem to be have fun with their effort. It might be too much effort, but it's far more entertaining than no effort in a movie.
Hmmm Dang if I watch that movie I'm finna Go to The Bathroom and Vomit 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 29:30
Like Nicholas Cage?
Enjoy the video, guys.
When you mention the pacing,I seem to remember that "The Grey Man" had good pacing
I Never Want To Watch This Movie.
Well, seeing as how this video's nearly a half-hour long, this looks to be very special...
The only other film I can think of that touches on this subject is "Cannibal". Although, it's best that you stay away from it.
Hey, emer i just saw the latest movie by takashi miike its called as the gods will and i highly reccomend it for reaction and review, i think you will enjoy it
I had to look up a review because, this is imho the worst movie I have ever seen. This was a Saturday night selection from my local video store when I was 13. I was excited I thought it sounded like it could be good from the little blurb on the back. Plus I can enjoy some pretty terrible straight to dvd horror movies.. but, this movie was terrible! I made my mom sit through it with me and, we still mock it on any occasion that presents itself.
I often don't commentate much, but I have a funny feeling that you are going to ban all of Lommel's films, and for good reason. However, keep in mind that we the viewers love it when you suffer and when you suffer it makes for awesome episodes. I would recommend Lommel's Zombie Nation, not for a movie but for an R&R but I respect the fact that it's probably never going to happen.
I love your videos Emer!
Me Too But Some of aren't Good
Well I guessThat Movie Was Bad Just Like Hell Of The Living Dead.
Good review , maybe whenever you have time , check out the movie "Cube" it's really good maybe the last act is not so good but check it out please XD
I haven't watched it yet it's on my eBay list, but im looking forward to watching it. Everyone hated the movie Human Nature but I bought it and it's good! You just have to appreciate all types of horror movies lol
Well well, I picked a real fucking winner!
I didn't think it'd actually get this much vitriol out of you, even though it only has like 1 star on amazon. Must've been really... *clears throat* "Good."
The german version is the superior movie about the cannibal.
2:06 me too
Man even the cover screams crap.
Ulli Lommel ruined my life. Welcome to the club :D
Hello,
Unfortunately, in the past, me and my friend watched almost all movies from him. This was because we wanted to see that were all of the movies shitty. Those were. :D
Baseline Killer, Zodiac Killer... Et cetera.
I think most of the top 10 would be by Ulli Lommel. Even though I have watched many of those, I haven't yet made a review of those - but I am planning to do one to Nousu.net to which I write.
But I believe if I can only pick one from Lommel to top worst 10 - it would be this movie or BTK. I should think this through someday, which will come second.
How about you? :)
Looks very good :)
I will do list someday and answer here for you when it's ready
If you don't want that movie anymore bro I'll take it off your hands lol
Annoying sighs
You should watch cannibal, it's better
I am Totally Not Gonna Watch That 🚫📺
Jesus help us...😫