yes I lost 50 lbs a few years ago and everyone felt the need to comment about how good I looked. meanwhile my mental health and anxiety was the worst it's ever been and I wasn't eating because of it. i was depressed and anxious and struggling but thank god Lisa and Brenda thought I looked skinny. 🙄 thanks for saying this!
Love the idea of natural bodies and looks. I been saying it for years and I’m 38. It’s GOOD that we all look different and unique! That’s part of what makes us each special! Shit is soooo “cookie cutter” these days and I too liked the minimalist style at first too until it got absolutely out of control. Idk HOW Kim K. Handles living in her home with kids. I saw the Xmas TikTok she did with her house and I was like “why does it look like a bank or a hotel lobby and not a LIVED in home. I saw no charm or character and it didn’t even look like children lived there.
‘Shut up, & BE quiet, that would be a luxury.’ New favorite quote, thank you love. Here for & loving with a smile on my face by you being so passionately opinionated.
Happy New Year Chris!!! I just wanna tell you my sweet 4/20 baby has been teething so much lately that I am currently running on 2-3 hours of sleep🫠 she finally went down for a nap and now I get to smoke and listen to one of my favorite podcasts out there!! Thank you Chris you really are a true blessing🫶🏼
@@unhinged I pray you never come to find out what it means babe😭❤️ let’s just say her precious teeth are currently ripping through her gums therefore she won’t sleep which means momma don’t sleep either
Such a good episode! YES to the weight loss conversation!!! And if you ever want your irritation to become full on rage about body image, I recommend the Maintenance Phase podcast. It rips apart diet/nutrition/fatphobic issues from Oprah episodes to the Presidential Fitness Test.
34:46 hold up I’m not with you in the astrology… well not 100%. It’s actually really fascinating if you look at it from a scientific lens rather than just “oh I’m an aries of course I’m gonna do some narcissistic shi oh well 🤭🤷🏼♀️” like I here people who use it as an excuse too but there is a science to it regret it’s almost like we are categorized by where the stars aligned when we were born. Like I’ve had one expert describe to me EXACTLY all my childhood trauma just from them seeing my birth chart and Chiron sign. Have you ever had your birth chart read?
I understand your take on astrology but also it’s a real science that’s been studied for centuries. The tiktok astrologers that are like “if you’re a cancer, Aries, Gemini, pisces, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, or Virgo then listen up because on august 14th your life will change forever!!” give real astrologers a really bad name & it’s very frustrating :( I think in general influences who are “enthusiasts” instead of actual professionals need to not be taken so seriously
I do like Selena acting. But yeah home girl cannot sing. I don't get it... omg can't wait to see u at the Philly show!!! Crossing my fingers my sister got me the fancy tickets
YES. I also feel numb. I blame my medication, but not only did it stop me from negative emotions, it also stopped me from positive emotions. That.....and the fact that this country is a fucking disaster
Happy New Year Chris! Yesss what’s in for 2024: 1) Buying cheap concert tickets, it’s okay if you don’t go overboard on expensive floor seats, you can have just as great of a time in the cheaper seats! I go to concerts & festivals of small to large sizes and I might be old but I love going to bands tours in the smaller venues because there’s often no barricades or if there is it’s real close to the stage anyways lol but I’ll do festivals and larger shows too. It’s all how you experience it. :) 2) Bring back THC drinks, you can “pretend” you’re drinking at dinner but it’s THC so you’ll be hydrated and high! My friends run a brand that make flavored THC infused drops you can add to any drink. 3) When it comes to shrooms, the best way I’ve been enjoying them has been in chocolate bars it’s fantastic because you get a treat for your trip lol. I agreed with/ everything you listed for what’s out for 2024 so that’s all I have lmao. Okay love you & the podcast…Bye! 💕
Speaking of colorful homes - I'd love to hear your take on home tours, both good and bad! LOL Beyond AD, there's Homeworthy, House & Garden, The local project, Deeply Madly Modern - Home Decor Homies, Check out this F*cking Home - Paige Wassel, House & Home... anyways, there are so many flavors LOL
This really resonated with me... F*ck horoscopes! F*ck people pleasing! F*ck conforming to beauty standard and F*ck boring ass neautral decor! Happy New Year Chris, I hope 2024 is a sexy year for you. Your silly podcast has been by my side all throughout 2023 and it has really helped me through some pretty awful working days. Looking at the comment, I'm certainly not the only one that feels this way! Please never stop being you and heck, please don't ever discontinue this unhinged work of art that so many of us love and rely on! All the love from Scotland! X
That Selena Gomez opinion is the CORRECT one Chris. I was a huge fan of Wizards of Waverly Place when she was on Disney, and she had a FEW pop hits that I actually enjoyed (Love you like a Love Song, Naturally), but none of them are even WRITTEN by her. She's the most BASIC singer and she can't sing live.
Chris I'm an interior designer and I have to say I love your takes and you are spot on!! We just talked about 2024 trends at work. Color is in!!! And wallpaper, a mix between modern and traditional design, collected items, family art and antiques. Grandmillenial and eclectic design is trending. Unfortunately quiet luxury is still a big thing.
I just want houses to feel like the people who live in them. That’s all. Don’t follow a design book or trend. Follow what feels good FOR YOU. Make it a space only YOU would ever have.
Tell me why I looked at the intro pic of chris and it looked like he was dressed as a priest 😂 honestly I was not surprised tho considering he was jesus for Christmas. Not Chris in his religious phase lmao 😆
If anybody's reading this..... The dating scene is not it anymore..... With everything that's gone down in the past 5 or so years I'd say people lost their shit.... It's not safe.... A hook up.... Could go awry so quick.... Not worth your peace, sanity any of the above.... I nowadays would... Talk to someone for literal MONTHS before letting them near any orphases ever.... Maybe years shit people can flip so fast
I looove your 💛💛 podcast room. Is your friend’s guest room aka a bathroom? It is such a happy color:) Love your show and I just saw your stand-up in Philly with my twin sister today!!! We sat next to your awesome family!! You were AMAAAAAZING!!😘🤩
OMG!!! Fuck thank you @ being mysterious being OUT! I always thought something was wrong with me cause I hated when people would try so hard to be mysterious and I’d have to sit there and be like it’s none of your business you can’t get annoyed but thank you I’m not the only one 😭
In: 10-14 year olds not having social media Out: 10-14 year olds buying Drunk Elephant and every expensive makeup/skincare Also with the magazine subscription I miss having a Seventeen magazine subscription and not having to pay for it 😂
Yes! I agree with you about the people who make comments about other people’s weight! I recently lost a good amount of weight soooo many people say “I didn’t recognize you!” 🤦🏻♀️
I recently started smoking again, so i’m baked out of my mind when watching this. -„I feel like I’ve dulled myself down, because i wanted everyone to like me“ got me so good. Let BeCoME a mEnance tO SoCiEty
Chrissss. After jumping through hoops and copping a ticket I missed the SF show & it was my one bday gift to myself 😭😭 so sad about it. But so happy youre still touring around i hope to catch you soon in the new year 🎉
selena maybe can't sing as good as others but that kind of makes it more impressive that she still has made amazing songs haha, she found a way and did that shit
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SUE ME is the vibe for 2024
I remember when this was the line to say 😂
yes I lost 50 lbs a few years ago and everyone felt the need to comment about how good I looked. meanwhile my mental health and anxiety was the worst it's ever been and I wasn't eating because of it. i was depressed and anxious and struggling but thank god Lisa and Brenda thought I looked skinny. 🙄 thanks for saying this!
happy to hear im not alone. same situation but gaining weight. thank you.
NOTHING has summed up my frustrations and feeling about this year more than this video you ATE w this one chris (you always do)
❗️❗️❗️
Love the idea of natural bodies and looks. I been saying it for years and I’m 38.
It’s GOOD that we all look different and unique! That’s part of what makes us each special!
Shit is soooo “cookie cutter” these days and I too liked the minimalist style at first too until it got absolutely out of control.
Idk HOW Kim K. Handles living in her home with kids.
I saw the Xmas TikTok she did with her house and I was like “why does it look like a bank or a hotel lobby and not a LIVED in home.
I saw no charm or character and it didn’t even look like children lived there.
‘Shut up, & BE quiet, that would be a luxury.’ New favorite quote, thank you love. Here for & loving with a smile on my face by you being so passionately opinionated.
Chris, my mother and I really bond over your podcast. I don’t know what that means for us but I thought you should know
I’m so here for chaotic delusional Chris !!! Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 🤭
Happy New Year Chris!!! I just wanna tell you my sweet 4/20 baby has been teething so much lately that I am currently running on 2-3 hours of sleep🫠 she finally went down for a nap and now I get to smoke and listen to one of my favorite podcasts out there!! Thank you Chris you really are a true blessing🫶🏼
im unsure of what 50% of this means but I am honored to be one of ur fave podcasts!!!!
@@unhinged I pray you never come to find out what it means babe😭❤️ let’s just say her precious teeth are currently ripping through her gums therefore she won’t sleep which means momma don’t sleep either
Feels like Chris is entering his villain era and I am HERE FOR IT! 🎉😂
ayyyy baby
Fun fact! If you take antidepressants, it hinders being able to trip on shrooms :( like boooooo why does depression ruin everything 😭
Such a good episode! YES to the weight loss conversation!!! And if you ever want your irritation to become full on rage about body image, I recommend the Maintenance Phase podcast. It rips apart diet/nutrition/fatphobic issues from Oprah episodes to the Presidential Fitness Test.
many thanks for not taking voicemails in, emails are much better
Speaking of the election, everyone remember to vote even though it's the worst!!
I have been a forever fan and I love the solo podcast!!!! 🫶🏼
I actually like it better. 💕🥳 I do like his mom or Andrew on for guests also.
I miss Justin and Jake 😢
34:46 hold up I’m not with you in the astrology… well not 100%. It’s actually really fascinating if you look at it from a scientific lens rather than just “oh I’m an aries of course I’m gonna do some narcissistic shi oh well 🤭🤷🏼♀️” like I here people who use it as an excuse too but there is a science to it regret it’s almost like we are categorized by where the stars aligned when we were born. Like I’ve had one expert describe to me EXACTLY all my childhood trauma just from them seeing my birth chart and Chiron sign. Have you ever had your birth chart read?
CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SET!!! also you're looking real good in this bestie
I understand your take on astrology but also it’s a real science that’s been studied for centuries. The tiktok astrologers that are like “if you’re a cancer, Aries, Gemini, pisces, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, or Virgo then listen up because on august 14th your life will change forever!!” give real astrologers a really bad name & it’s very frustrating :( I think in general influences who are “enthusiasts” instead of actual professionals need to not be taken so seriously
before you even said to make some noise, I was legitimately clapping for the fact you now have health insurance. congrats, babes!❤
Just wanna clear something up real quick.. this has been you unopinionated so far??
I do like Selena acting. But yeah home girl cannot sing. I don't get it... omg can't wait to see u at the Philly show!!! Crossing my fingers my sister got me the fancy tickets
The way you feel about Selena Gomez is how I feel about Taylor Swift
Yessss to the colorful homes comment! I’m SICK of the beige everything.
YAAASSSS to the new artwork! And the sweater ❤
As a woman who is 17 weeks preggo with a 9 month old baby ... your rant on being skinny was EVERYTHING!!!! And also made me feel seen ! ♥️♥️♥️
ALSO! Is Seattle on your radar for doing stand up? I would be front row
Happy New Year Chris. wish you all the best. I love your videos. I re watch your old ones sometimes :)
YES. I also feel numb. I blame my medication, but not only did it stop me from negative emotions, it also stopped me from positive emotions.
That.....and the fact that this country is a fucking disaster
Happy New Year Chris! Yesss what’s in for 2024:
1) Buying cheap concert tickets, it’s okay if you don’t go overboard on expensive floor seats, you can have just as great of a time in the cheaper seats! I go to concerts & festivals of small to large sizes and I might be old but I love going to bands tours in the smaller venues because there’s often no barricades or if there is it’s real close to the stage anyways lol but I’ll do festivals and larger shows too. It’s all how you experience it. :)
2) Bring back THC drinks, you can “pretend” you’re drinking at dinner but it’s THC so you’ll be hydrated and high! My friends run a brand that make flavored THC infused drops you can add to any drink.
3) When it comes to shrooms, the best way I’ve been enjoying them has been in chocolate bars it’s fantastic because you get a treat for your trip lol.
I agreed with/ everything you listed for what’s out for 2024 so that’s all I have lmao.
Okay love you & the podcast…Bye! 💕
Speaking of colorful homes - I'd love to hear your take on home tours, both good and bad! LOL Beyond AD, there's Homeworthy, House & Garden, The local project, Deeply Madly Modern - Home Decor Homies, Check out this F*cking Home - Paige Wassel, House & Home... anyways, there are so many flavors LOL
Ready for my weekly gospel 🤭💅🏽
thank you chris for talking about how toxic it is to compliment weight loss. self acceptance is in!!!
This really resonated with me... F*ck horoscopes! F*ck people pleasing! F*ck conforming to beauty standard and F*ck boring ass neautral decor!
Happy New Year Chris, I hope 2024 is a sexy year for you. Your silly podcast has been by my side all throughout 2023 and it has really helped me through some pretty awful working days. Looking at the comment, I'm certainly not the only one that feels this way!
Please never stop being you and heck, please don't ever discontinue this unhinged work of art that so many of us love and rely on! All the love from Scotland! X
That Selena Gomez opinion is the CORRECT one Chris. I was a huge fan of Wizards of Waverly Place when she was on Disney, and she had a FEW pop hits that I actually enjoyed (Love you like a Love Song, Naturally), but none of them are even WRITTEN by her. She's the most BASIC singer and she can't sing live.
the gym being therapy comment is so real 😭
the way I audibly screamed in my car on my lunch break seeing this video on my feed.
I AK STOKED TO GET OFF FROM WORK AND WATCH THISSSS 😁
“Meditate, eww that’s something I will just never do.” LOLLLL honeyyy we can’t telll 😂 it would honestly be amazinggggggg for you!!
luv u brotha
sick in bed waiting on soup to be delivered, thank u for giving me something to listen to rn
Chris I'm an interior designer and I have to say I love your takes and you are spot on!! We just talked about 2024 trends at work. Color is in!!! And wallpaper, a mix between modern and traditional design, collected items, family art and antiques. Grandmillenial and eclectic design is trending. Unfortunately quiet luxury is still a big thing.
I just want houses to feel like the people who live in them. That’s all. Don’t follow a design book or trend. Follow what feels good FOR YOU. Make it a space only YOU would ever have.
I'm for being delulu and funky bathrooms lol I'm an artist and like everything to feel like an experience 🤷🤷
Happy New Year Chris!! This episode had me laughing the whole time lol
Tell me why I looked at the intro pic of chris and it looked like he was dressed as a priest 😂 honestly I was not surprised tho considering he was jesus for Christmas. Not Chris in his religious phase lmao 😆
Wow RUclips unsubscribed me from your channel. I don't know when though. I seen your last video so it had to be recent.
You’re so quick to leave selena in 2023 but can’t say the same about the kardashians..
Love the painting you’ve added to the set!
I don't know about Hello Fresh now. You like lying. 🤥🤭😂😂
I'm just kidding.
yes chris please dj and hell even start performing at gigs in manhattan. i will pay to see it, love you babes.
Chris, lets get your updated opinion on this video halfway into the year :)
can you PLEASEE reach out to trisha paytas you would be such a good collab.
Heavy on bringing back individuality and colorful house oh my god.
I can’t wait for this election as a fan! Shits gonna get real and it’s gonna be so exciting !😝🇺🇸
This is so random but please please please get a green mic cover it would look so fire
Lmfaooo I slept through the WHOLE first day of the year 😅 sue me!
Does anyone know why his crew isn't woth him on the podcast anymore? I miss seeing them
this year id like to just be kinder to myself. I was so hard on myself and day by day i hope that changes 🫶🏽
Just Chris and just Trish collab PLEASE
just what i needed to get through the rest of the work day, tysm. also just secured a philly ticket 😤
Had to tell a guy that getting into fights in parking lots is not in fact therapy
The skinny conversation 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
i stopped vaping for congo. easiest quit ever.
this was such a good episode! cant wait to watch the aftershow!
period on the anti eating disorder opinion this fr💘
I love Selena but you have valid points lol.
The way you said ew to meditation 😂😭😭
selena actually quitting music 😭🙃
Please do a show in Chicago!!! 🫶🏻
This is the best thing I’ve ever listened to
A chapped bum is a real life problem.
Irish good byes are my jam. 😆
Truth the entire podcast
all for this Selena hate ngl
If anybody's reading this..... The dating scene is not it anymore..... With everything that's gone down in the past 5 or so years I'd say people lost their shit.... It's not safe.... A hook up.... Could go awry so quick.... Not worth your peace, sanity any of the above.... I nowadays would... Talk to someone for literal MONTHS before letting them near any orphases ever.... Maybe years shit people can flip so fast
Live laugh love chris
I looove your 💛💛 podcast room. Is your friend’s guest room aka a bathroom? It is such a happy color:) Love your show and I just saw your stand-up in Philly with my twin sister today!!! We sat next to your awesome family!! You were AMAAAAAZING!!😘🤩
OMG!!! Fuck thank you @ being mysterious being OUT! I always thought something was wrong with me cause I hated when people would try so hard to be mysterious and I’d have to sit there and be like it’s none of your business you can’t get annoyed but thank you I’m not the only one 😭
In: 10-14 year olds not having social media
Out: 10-14 year olds buying Drunk Elephant and every expensive makeup/skincare
Also with the magazine subscription I miss having a Seventeen magazine subscription and not having to pay for it 😂
I want to go to the show so bad but it's super close to my due date. Hopefully I'll be able to make it to another show :)
How exciting!! I hope you’re doing well today 😊
@@hollercat606 doing well! Just waiting patiently for my little one to make their appearance :)
love you chris !!!!!!!!
Chris PREACH. ❤
How are you a Taurus
Yes! I agree with you about the people who make comments about other people’s weight! I recently lost a good amount of weight soooo many people say “I didn’t recognize you!” 🤦🏻♀️
Had to come watch
I recently started smoking again, so i’m baked out of my mind when watching this. -„I feel like I’ve dulled myself down, because i wanted everyone to like me“ got me so good. Let BeCoME a mEnance tO SoCiEty
THIS IS GOLD ❤❤❤❤❤
“Home girl can’t sing” FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
I hope you eventually perform somewhere in Florida. Preferably south Florida! I'd love to see you live one day because you're extremely talented. :)
Chrissss. After jumping through hoops and copping a ticket I missed the SF show & it was my one bday gift to myself 😭😭 so sad about it. But so happy youre still touring around i hope to catch you soon in the new year 🎉
chris! they have dry herb vaporizers if you have ever tried it burns flower but doesn't rly smell
honestly, I'm writing this list down, slapping it on my wall and repeating it to myself religiously!!!
selena maybe can't sing as good as others but that kind of makes it more impressive that she still has made amazing songs haha, she found a way and did that shit
I am SOOOO done with TikTok shop. It’s SHEIN and wish items.
you said what we were all thinking about ms gomez. brave ❤️
Love you old crew but I LOVE Chris alone ❤
Yes, yess, & yazzzzzzzz 100% 2024. W.g.a.f. love ... 😂🖤❇🖤✌✨✌🍀👏😜
Chris I need you to become a junglist/deep house enthusiast this year
by far the funniest episode EVER i'm here for opinionated chris
2024 is officially the year of delulu & hot takes