Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Jim Norton describes his experience attending a bris for the first time and wonders about the history of the practice. (Contains strong language.)
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Love that moment at 2:36. Always appreciated how all humans can recognize a genuine laugh, and instantly connect with that person.
that was the funniest part of all!
He had such a genuine smile he’s great
:')
Sounds like rogans laugh
2:36 That dear woman was so not done laughing and it made him super happy. And it was a big laugh like I've run out of air but I still need to laugh.
lol yea and when he heard that it seems like he got a little bit of energy lol super hyped haha
Love when they hear a particular laugh and notice it.. thanks for this
Her laugh made me smile so much. Its so wholesome when someone has a good laugh
Haha and that little nod he gives
The ladies genuine off time laugh was priceless !
"maybe he just got caught and was a quick thinker" man, I love his way of thinking xD
Revolutionary
😂👌 and all this time they've been following (in his) footsteps
He's a quick thinker
bro is educating, defending his POV, and he manages to make everyone laugh while doing it. very good content indeed Mr. Norton!
Like five comments in, yours is the first that isn't totally...regarded.
And, it's coherent and well put together.
Jimmy is a naturally articulate comedian, him & Patrice O' Neal could legitimately talk what make's good comedy, lol :3
that's been his calling card for the last 20 years. He's a smart dude.
Hands down Jim Norton is one of the top comedians in the series. The structure of each joke , coupled with well timed punchlines is golden. This was a classic.
My! What I would do For a Patrice ONeal This is not Happening!!
That would have been a good one.
Really!
Random capitalization. How's that working out for you?
Patrice!
Vodou. I miss Him
😂😂😂😂😂 this was so FUCKING good. 2:36 I swear I died, no-one was expecting that but it was so darn cute.
I'm glad you time stamped it. Jim is funny, but that laugh was gold.
That was such a great laugh lol
Right?! Delayed, then straight up betrayed by her chortle.
@@r4ng3k03r1 the more delay, the more enjoyment of the joke I guess
@@r4ng3k03r1 This lol, people dont get the ball busting.
Jim Norton has a great style. Classic but strong. Tells a good story with a bunch of punchlines.
Jim Norton one of the most underrated comedians out there. He is always great
So true
Harvey, Hughley, Cedric, Mac were the Original Kings of Comedy... Norton, Rogan, Burr, Segura, Kreischer, CK are the new Kings.
Idk man, really don't find him funny at all
kttattara
Cough.. Stanhope.
Was I the only one thinking about that scene in Seinfeld when Kramer took the child at the Bris to stop the circumcision?
Nope. When he asked if people knew what a bris is, I was thinking, _Who hasn't seen Seinfeld??_
I feel like this entire bit was taken from Seinfeld, even when he talks about how certain dicks have no personality is almost word for word what Elaine says in that episode. BTW its season 5 episode 5 "The Bris"
Jim Norton has avoided Seinfeld and other comedians so much it's actually a pretty common occurrence.
On his radio show his co host and producer often point out how unaware this sweet boy is.
No pun intended but the mohel was a real prick
I feel bad, these dudes probably spend a lot of time on the intros that I skip 98% of the time
You got this internet thing figured out!
Cute joke, I sure wonder where I've seen it before. Sounds familiar. 🤔
It's not the produced part of the intro I hate, it's them taking the middle or the end of the joke out of context and shoving it onto the front as a clip. Only way to be sure you get the full story in its proper context is to skip all of it.
When ari hosted it they were cool n different then after they affirmative actioned the new host they just aren't funny anymore
Don’t feel bad it’s just unnnecssaey bs so Ari can take his cut
“It’s like trying to make a palace guard laugh” lol
lol
this guy was great in the movie split
Fuck Yeah he was!!!!
Lmao that's not him
@@voodooprince459 sarcasm
@@voodooprince459 woooosshhh
Thats funny
The dude who said "whoa" when he found out how the blood was cleaned. Goodness. That hurt me.
the entire process and concept should hurt all of us. it should be outlawed
This is all news to me as well. People don’t always know everything that you do, sir.
@@lechsiz1642 nie tylko
Well I guess I'm not getting my kids circumcised 🤣🤣
Steezus Christ FGM is criticized worldwide. MGM is just accepted for really no reason. Religion plays a role in both, so what’s the big idea.
It does cut down on the chance of infections and diseases, so it serves a purpose. I guy I know had to get one in his 40s because he was getting UTIs.
This is very long await for me! Love that little worm Jim.
ComicBook Chaos #27
Earthworm Jim? Lol
Jim "The Naked Turtle" Norton.
fuck yeah aquabats! . well older aquabats cat with two heads era . skank out oi. said some random 41 year old weird comment guy on youtube. i still get down
Snail without a shell
He looks like hes wearing a yarmulke(yamika) under his scalp.
I cracked tf up
Bruh.... 😂
@David Ortiz Ok David Ortiz.
@David Ortiz I changed it
Stealth 100
I was going to circumcise my son but watched a video in the hospital on the procedure and after care, and said "oh hell no". Still no regrets 13 years later.
Good mom.
I bet his significant other will
I should thank mom for not mutilating my genitals considering how prevalent it is.
Jimmy killed this set. There were so many small quips the audience missed. A1
Even then it still wasn't that funny, sadly..garnered a few smirks but that's it
@@jonslg240 Not his best, but yea
This just convinced me to be against circumcision
Kurly Kayla #🐘pride
It's for health reasons (so they say) which I kind of understand. "UTI's are frequent and can endanger the child blah blah" but my main reason for doing it, is that it is suspected that the foreskin makes a dick even more sensitive, which in turn causes a lot more minute men. Honestly I've never seen my foreskin, but still I miss it. It was a part of me and now it's gone. 😥 sure I would potentially be a "two pump chump" if I still had it, but still...
🙌🏾🙌🏾
@@zzdesolatezz Actually it's the opposite you last longer
@@gkkato9249 I last FOREVER without it, to the point in which we end up hurting lol. So I guess it just depends on the person.
I Wish Norton Did This When Ari Was Still Hosting..
I just wish Ari was still hosting.
It was kind of petty of Comedy Central to kick him for going with Netflix for his special. I mean they paid him way more
Moongoose McQueen for sure that’s what happened?
@@louism9790 unfortunately yes. He talk about it at a show
I wish people would stop posting comments about Ari and move on with their lives. Roy Wood is fantastic. Ari was great too, but it’s been how long already?
This just made me feel so much better about being uncircumcised, I'm constantly in shame about it but in a weird way this made me feel better about myself.
Abe Cedeefgee now I’m wondering if all the chill guys in the world are uncircumcised 🤔
shame? for keeping all of your parts/skin? all of your sensation/nerve-endings?
@ibigrooster11 I've heard them say that, but it is about an unerect Johnson, I think.
@Michael that's a real nice thing to say.
Why would you feel weird? I think that you feel weird that you're uncut, is weird. Any guy or girl that says anything about is weird and dumb.
“Mohelester” it all makes since now!
His reaction at 12:01 kills me 😂😂😂
I was searching the comments for someone else who was as moved by whatever noise that was 🤣
Yes so great hahah mm
That was so good lol
Absolute gold. He needs to come back with more stories. His delivery and story telling was on point. This RUclips series never disappoints in introducing great comedians to me
Chip is impressed with Jim’s set at 7:21 😂😂😂
Who da fook is Chip
@@tune6000 his alter ego.
Uncle Paul was the one who excepted the invitation
I saw Jim live and he was hilarious. I got to meet him and we talked for a while. He’s a super nice guy.
So many punchlines... hilarious man 😂
Jim's a great comic. To take a subject like this and make it funny, informative, thought-provoking, and creepy all at the same time.
Bravo Jimbo!
He's got that coke sniff tho
Yes Jim Carrie bis great
Smokey Rockwell like circumcision Jim sucks. But he's a genius comic lol
He’s a comedic genius
That is spot on Tip.
2:35 Priceless laugh and Jimmy's reaction :)
i remember reading something on the news about a moil giving babies herpes
See there are all sorts of benefits!!
*Reading* something *on* the news?
Yes, it happened in Brooklyn. First the local government wanted to regulate moils. Then the orthodox community got super upset about the government trying to "dictate how they practice their religion'. Then the government downgraded the original idea to simply passing out pamphlets that explains the possible dangers of the bris. This again resulted in outrage. They really don't care as much about the possibility of their babies getting herpes!
It's a common thing
2:35 perfect laugh placement
We gotta get another Netflix
special from this guy
"WhY dOn'T I JuSt uSe tHe cLoTh?...." sniffs😂😂
One time in the middle of Algebra II the teacher got a call from her daughter. She called only to tell the teacher about some guys standing in the middle of the road holding signs saying things like 'penises should not have scars' and other things about anti circumcision.
I was waiting to hear Ant's laugh. Jimmy is the best.
Or Patrice.. now I'm sad......
I've been marathoning these when I draw because they're fun stories and keep my mind occupied. 8:16 was the first thing, through all of them, that has made me actually laugh and now I have a pen scratch on my piece😭😭
AND THE ON THE SPECTRUM JOKE GOT ME AGAIN. I will have to check out his other stuff 😂
That sucks >.
That whole scene he painted just sounded evil af
It is evil as fuck. I remember the outbreak of herpes in babies in New York due to the "traditions" of the Mohels.
It's disgusting.
I hope this puts things in perspective for people who haven't really given the subject a second thought.
Yes because circumcision is evil af
I've seen one worse. There's an obscure Kafka journal entry where he described one of these in *heavy* detail. We read it in creative writing class and even the girls crossed their legs.
It's archaic and evil, no reason to do it these days, end circumcision!
I love Jim Norton. I seen his special on the degenerates, it's the best one on the whole series! Love you Jim!!
Wow , he's been saying this since o & a. Man stays with his convictions. Good on you.
2:30 what a great laugh
Wow there was a lot going on in this segment, but I really love how he threaded his observations on genitalia, religion and body image into one rollercoaster set 🙃👏🏾😁
Sam looks like that monster from pans laberynth with the eyes in its hands!
big fan of jim’s and this was a great set, HOWEVER, this show specifically is about stories. this was basically just a stand up set
Joe Tontillo l noticed he just went fully to do a set. But the story didn't have an ending. It was really disturbing though. So l understand why he opted to go for sex jokes at the end.
The story kicked it off. The Bris that he went to.
Rubbing on the back of someone’s knuckles. Lmao. That had me in tears.
It’s like making a palace guard laugh 😂
Comedy, the only good thing to come out of ANY religion.
I wish I had watched this before having my son.
It never crossed you're mind it's fucked up? xD All religions are IF anything anti-god.
#🐘pride
@B Mov look, Americans are just starting to wake up to a lot of bullshit. It's on a 15 year curve...15 years from now, they'll just be starting to see that adrenochrome addicted, baby-eating, fancy people run the politics, military, government & Hollywood. But, they won't have a way to stop it ... It's all by design. Shhhh! 🤷♀️😱😜🙏☮️🐍🇺🇲😴
I did not know how funny Jim Norton is!
I usually skip the intro but that was the first time ive seen that one and when the old man at the end went "cheerios" i lost my shit
fam 5:37 , I wasn't ready for that at all. I can't even
About time you got Jimmy on.
This whole thing is like that Seinfeld episode. It's the exact same and in order 😂
haven't really paid attention to Jim for a few long years, yeah he's funny! Good Show too.
Hearing a baby cry from that really is the worst sound to ever hear it’s truely haunting
@1:11 to skip the intro and get straight to that sweet, sweet Norton.
good intro tho
i love the intro's.. they are art .. plus, we ALL know how to skip through a youtube video. Thanks braaaaahhhhhhh
Listening/Watching Jim is like finding out the creepy janitor at your elementary school is this funny
“No it’s okay it’s a rescue!”
Me being raised Christian; I went to the Brit Milah of a friend's son. I knew what was going to happen (and me being well endowed),
I stood near the back of the room, trying not to imagine what was going on up front. Was waiting for the kid to start screaming, but
he was quiet as a mouse. I wished the Moil had put some wine on my lips......
This is the best one. It wins. Series over
1:43 "And I went 'ssuure, ssuuure...'"
Your heels will lift!
I'm glad Jimmy's jokes weren't cut off because they made me laugh
Wow funniest I’ve ever seen Norton!! Always been great on O&A & Sirius but never enjoyed his standup until now
just saw him in sf and he murdered.
So many quotable lines ! Love himmmm
"maybe he got caught and was a quick thinker" 😂😂
That loose tube sock joke was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watched while taking a dump. Laughed so hard I cleaned the pipes for a week!😂💩🤣🥒
Man, that made me laugh hard 😂😂
Loved the Barfly reference! Classic movie!
Not Mickey Rourke from Barfly! Classic😂😂😂
Spent so long watching Jim's podcasts that I almost forget what a genuinely good comedian he is..
That was a masterful performance.
This is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries
This is a crazy practice
That was maybe Jimmy's best standup. He's best when it's just natural story telling, and not a bit.
Lil' Jimmy! I was hoping he would do one!
I think little Jimmy Norton is criminally underrated as a comic because of his content
2:36🤣
I've watched a lot of the videos from this series. You know what I've noticed...not a single apology or rollback of a joke. This leads me to one of two conclusions; either EVERYONE in the audience for ALL of these recordings are either aware that they are at a "comedy club" type of situation and that they are watching a comic telling stories that are supposed to be funny and entertaining and they're not to take things too ridiculously serious...or that the editing is REALLY well done. I believe it is the former. THIS is how comedy shows are SUPPOSED to be perceived and that all in attendance are rationally-thinking people who just want to laugh at some funny stories. People who may even possibly get offended at comedy shows should simply not go. Just one man's opinion...
"is this thing on the spectrum?" oh my GOD I just about died🤣 my therapists believe Im on the spectrum, and let me tell you 99% of my reactions to everything are practiced or acted out on the spot 💀
Norton ,you are a LEGEND!!! HILARIOUS
I need another comedy special Jim! Your funny as hell.
His eyes are soo expressive. Chippie Ki Yay Fother Muckers
"I told Roy to mention it in the intro but he fucked it up..."
Woah. lol
Omg 😂 😂 😂
"your heels will lift*.... Jim, Patrice would be proud
Yea. or tear him to shreds.
I love Jim, he's honestly in my top 5 best comedians
Norm is the goat
1:28 that's the best head turning for hearing the word circumcission that I've ever seen
Thank Jim's mom and dad for fukin and conceiving him!
The laugh at 4:33 is worth watching the videos for
😂
Holy Shit Jimmy you just blew my mind. I had no idea. Poor kids 🕇😲
Love the way this guy says "fuck off!".
Poor babies! Made me cringe to hear about. Glad I didn't circumcise my son!
Usually it's the woman's insanity so good for you.
@@noogerbenaffleckisanokayac3628 or you could just you know...... clean it?
Saw him in San Antonio... I was in the 3rd row and yelled out "uncle paul".. Then he did the Uncle Paul character to me and absolutely killed!😂😂😂😂
Jim is hilarious! Comedy central, give this man a damn special!
Coffindragger, never thought id see you here. Nice to see other metalheads here
Norton’s dressed like a school janitor.
Who knew Chester bennington was so good at comedy
😂😂😂😂
Too soon... And quite still disgusting and disrespectful!
@@ummmidunno8308 lmao it's a RUclips comments section. Everything is disgusting and disrespectful
@@SHACOBES123 yeah I know that.. but that was way way way WAY below the belt! And WAY TOO SOON!
Well Chester Bennington took the cowards way out. He took all the negative bullshit he was feeling and just pawned it off on the ones that truly cared about him. To me that is the most shallow, selfish thing he could've done, and for that I have no respect for him.
Happy Birthday Jimmy!
My number 1 in my top 5 comics PERIOD
I fucking love Jim.