Vraks Remastered! An Artillery Barrage To End the World! And The War! Animated Warhammer 40k Lore

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • All problems can be solved by the appropriate and or excessive application of High Explosives. Even the siege of Vraks. Or so Imperial high command hopes as it prepares another massive escalade against the chaos deffenders
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Комментарии • 103

  • @bandaid6550
    @bandaid6550 Месяц назад +197

    And for that one, glorious moment, every Ork in the galaxy got the feeling that somewhere, somehow, there was almost enough Dakka

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 Месяц назад +18

      And somewhere there was a Waaghboss or potentially Big Mek that suddenly got inspired by Gork or possibly Mork...

    • @TheHej2
      @TheHej2 Месяц назад +10

      Keyword: almost.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 Месяц назад +4

      Genuinely surprised no Orks ever caught wind of this scrap

    • @weslooos
      @weslooos Месяц назад +4

      @@DISTurbedwaffle918 They have, but I don't think they have the patiance to wait for months

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Месяц назад +1

      seconds that , also suspect the wierd boys in plenty of their tribes suddenly got a new hard wired emotion that they project to all fellow boy's on the battle field ...if fighting krieg soldiers ,aka.. best respect them good no mocking or they might bring enough daka to make both gork and mork favour them instead of the orcs

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 Месяц назад +171

    "Your hearing loss has been determined not to be service related."

    • @BarovTV
      @BarovTV Месяц назад +17

      The finance guy claiming tinnitus from screwing up my pay for 4 years

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 Месяц назад +11

      ...
      ...
      ...
      ..."What?" 👂 ✋

    • @VictorianTimeTraveler
      @VictorianTimeTraveler Месяц назад +2

      It's Sacrifice.

    • @Minnesota_Fatts
      @Minnesota_Fatts Месяц назад +2

      …What?

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon Месяц назад +3

      No. I don't understand why you need me to floss a herring on the surface rated?

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 Месяц назад +67

    They say there's a bullet with your name on it.
    A 70,000 heavy artillery barrage implies “to whom it may concern.”

    • @jasonreed1631
      @jasonreed1631 Месяц назад +10

      It's more of a "Dear Grid Coordinates" kind of vibe.

    • @shibasaurus322
      @shibasaurus322 Месяц назад +16

      “Reply All”

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants Месяц назад +2

      Click, drag and delete.

    • @patrick9876
      @patrick9876 Месяц назад +1

      “To whom it **will** concern

    • @Talon1124
      @Talon1124 Месяц назад +1

      "You, your family, your dog, and your cat, and everyone even remotely related, tangented or cross-referenced."

  • @VictorianTimeTraveler
    @VictorianTimeTraveler Месяц назад +36

    An obvious reference to the Battle of Verdun where over 2,600,000 artillery rounds were fired in the first nine hours with no break

    • @PyrusCreed
      @PyrusCreed Месяц назад +10

      Sabaton intensifies

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri Месяц назад +76

    "Hey, the Kriegers aren't launching many assaults lately. Maybe they all went home?"

    • @y0sh1js12
      @y0sh1js12 Месяц назад +7

      "Hm, these specialised Soldiers from the Radioactive Hellscape of a Planet sure give up easily..."

    • @brianjohnson5272
      @brianjohnson5272 Месяц назад +1

      Maybe you should go on recon and look.

    • @darkangel7542
      @darkangel7542 Месяц назад +5

      "recon? Nah man, I have a good feeling about this". -moments before disaster

    • @adamtomkinson4455
      @adamtomkinson4455 Месяц назад

      Did you hear that?

    • @brianjohnson5272
      @brianjohnson5272 Месяц назад +2

      @adamtomkinson4455 no all I hear is our Chimrea and some breahing through.... a ........ gasmas...........

  • @MrTony1995
    @MrTony1995 Месяц назад +45

    "I decided I want a lakehouse, but I have no lake... Yet"
    Some Commander of an Imperial artillery unit, probably.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Месяц назад +27

    The ingenuity, creativity and resourcefulness of the Lord Commander never fails to… dismay.
    A pity that the Colonel was struck down in the midst of his triumph.

    • @jacobhuff3748
      @jacobhuff3748 Месяц назад +4

      Maybe it was a blessing, Generals are promoted based on success until they attain their "level of incompetence" and are no longer successful. At least he'll have a celebrated funeral & career that didn't end on a sour note.

  • @HTWW
    @HTWW Месяц назад +29

    In another timeline where resources for new bunker array weren't allocated...
    The Deaf Korps of Krieg!

    • @imperialinquisitor510
      @imperialinquisitor510 Месяц назад

      After a thorough internal review your condition has been found to not be service related.

  • @markfeeney4364
    @markfeeney4364 Месяц назад +27

    “How much artillery should we use?”
    Yes.

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 Месяц назад +51

    Meanwhile in Vraks Planetary High Command:
    Krieg high command #1: “his obesity Lord Commander Zuehlke has decided on his latest groundbreaking plan”
    Krieg officer: “wouldn’t a groundbreaking plan just be for him to step foot on Vraks?”
    Krieg high command: “Humorous, Karl. No he has decided that we shall be committing to a long, sustained, and heavy artillery barrage.”
    Krieg artillery officer: “does… does he say, where on the front? Or how long it should last?”
    Krieg high command : “it just says ‘YES’ or, keep up until further notice.”
    Artillery officer: “I prayed for times like this.”
    Head quartermaster: “I didn’t. It’s going to such a nightmare to get everything.”
    Munitorum official: “how bad can it be?”
    Head quartermaster: “here. I’ve made a rough estimate of all the supplies we need immediately. I’ll show you the full list later.”
    **Munitorum official faints**
    Ex-Grenadier commander: “I’ll get the lads to stand by. We’ll be ready for when it goes wrong.”
    Krieg officer: “you don’t trust the plan either?”
    Ex-grenadier commander: “it’s a Zuehlke plan. It’s a guarantee it’ll go wrong. The only offensive he can plan correctly is the great offensive on the buffet.”

    • @Jibai9864
      @Jibai9864 Месяц назад +8

      Fantastic and absolutely humorous. See you on the firing line, guardsman

    • @irontemplar6222
      @irontemplar6222 Месяц назад +1

      @@Jibai9864 I find it amusing that you think we are going to live long enough to see the firing line. Remember commisar... Were on the part of the line that is as they say Danger close to the artillery. *Pats sholder.*

  • @ronardojohn1057
    @ronardojohn1057 Месяц назад +26

    'The share quantity of Fucks'. My man has once again given me a new phrase to use at work

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Месяц назад

      I uh… kept a small list of these colourful phrases from Arch.
      They’re fun when you can find a spot to use them.
      The ornery hippogriff is a favourite of mine.

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides Месяц назад +16

    The hippogriff was a surprising gentle lover

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 Месяц назад +41

    How long do you want the cannons to fire in the 1812 overture?
    Jolcur: yes.

  • @Aserbic
    @Aserbic Месяц назад +17

    Artillery Thumps, Shockwaves and Bunker cave-in's.
    A Kriegsman's Lullaby.

  • @apacalypsagon3758
    @apacalypsagon3758 Месяц назад +15

    Forgot how much i missed that intro.

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 Месяц назад +14

    Arch needs to bring back that intro.

    • @HalIOfFamer
      @HalIOfFamer Месяц назад +2

      It's so good, we need to pay him in archcast and spam him so he does it.

  • @Niskirin
    @Niskirin Месяц назад +11

    I find your claim that a 4 day bombardment by 70000 artillery units is not stealthy to be downright ridiculous.

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 Месяц назад +5

      There's nothing more stealthy than a 4 day uninterrupted artillery bombardment by 70.000 artillery pieces because there will be nobody left that can tell on you.
      -WAAAGHboss Gorgutz Skullsmasher

    • @TheHej2
      @TheHej2 Месяц назад +1

      I have seen orks waaaaaaags that were more stealthy

  • @mykelengieza7057
    @mykelengieza7057 Месяц назад +2

    Definitely one of the best voices and senses of humor when it comes to 40k

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Месяц назад +2

    ''krieg commanders hade levied bombardments of this size before'' , cue the song and dance of what an effort it was , and you get a nice hint of just how bad news it is if you hear krieg regiments is to be deployed in your local heresy
    not to mention , when an army famed for making ramparts out of its own bodies to reach your positions , has a regiment take a moment to pick up their commanding officers body and carry it with them through an assault , you know you pissed them of and that they respected that commander beyond death

  • @doorknockerpingu6932
    @doorknockerpingu6932 Месяц назад +9

    Ahhhh darkangels the pidgeons of the battlefield. Drop in poop everywhere and fly off

  • @Breadkaiser
    @Breadkaiser Месяц назад +3

    Fellow Guardsmen! A moment of silence for our fellow Officer Atos, who secured another victory for the Gottkaisers.
    Tree Krieg For the Korp
    Krieg! Krieg! Krieg!🫡

  • @jacobhuff3748
    @jacobhuff3748 Месяц назад +3

    Good thing it was the Deaf Korps of Krieg handling this artillery barrage otherwise maintaining moral would be nigh impossible and also counterintuitively there would be more unnecessary sacrifices.

  • @lilyeves892
    @lilyeves892 Месяц назад +3

    Ya know doing the math of each gun having 3 barrels total and can fire 1000 times for each one so they'd need 3000 shells, so 70000 × 3000 would mean they'd need 210000000 shells at least

  • @The_Natalist
    @The_Natalist 7 дней назад +1

    37:00 I'm reading the Way of Kings right now, and this man is literally just Caladen... just as depressing too

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer Месяц назад +4

    Death Korp is well named. Hard men, doing hard jobs

  • @zanothium15
    @zanothium15 Месяц назад +2

    Maybe my 2nd favorite video in the series. Thank you Arch.

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer Месяц назад +4

    For further perspective, google says that the allies have used 11 milion tons of artillery throughout world war 2. Tho it is unclear from my quick google search whether it's just Americans or all of allies(including the red filth) and I don't particularly care to find out. So zeuhlke here is using a quarter of that in 3 days. Nice.

    • @Alex-xt1rr
      @Alex-xt1rr Месяц назад +2

      During the "War to end all wars" (aka the Great War, World War 1) it has been estimated that there were about 1.75 billion artillery shells fired in total.

    • @Yandarval
      @Yandarval Месяц назад

      With a real love of massive arty formations. The Red Army are likely NOT in that 11 million number.

  • @ThePyrusKnight
    @ThePyrusKnight Месяц назад +2

    Freebird intensifies

  • @alarsonious2071
    @alarsonious2071 Месяц назад +3

    Everything is going great. Krieg has peirced the line. it's almost over. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
    Yup. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Bout to wrap this all up...

  • @desperado3236
    @desperado3236 Месяц назад +2

    This is the first and last time a plan of zuelhke would actually be at least kinda successful.
    Rip colonel Attius though. Even if he was just unlucky here, Independent thinkers don't live long in kriegs army.

  • @brandonmyers1400
    @brandonmyers1400 Месяц назад +2

    Why is something not trying to kill me... I don't feel right lol

  • @jg2323
    @jg2323 Месяц назад +1

    This reminds me of Oversimplified explination for the battle of Cannae.
    "Ok, look, Hannibal has won every major engagment so far. Clearly we need to change things up. So here's we are gonna do. This time, we're gonna march straight at him. Again. We can't help it, we're Romans, it's in our blood. BUT. This time, were gonna do it with lots and lots of men. Like, 80 thousand men! There's no way Hannibal can beat off 80 THOUSAND MEN!"
    *Laughter*
    "Grow up, you know what I mean!"

  • @diehardjagged3279
    @diehardjagged3279 Месяц назад +2

    You should do a series like this for cadia

  • @Rellana1
    @Rellana1 Месяц назад +1

    Remind me again why Kreig needs Zuehlke? Surely they have their own Lord Commanders that are actually competent and that don't launch offensive on the buffet on a regular basis?

    • @feetoorourke
      @feetoorourke Месяц назад

      Krieg didn't, the Munitorum appointed him

  • @archangel7762
    @archangel7762 Месяц назад +2

    My favorite episode of vraks 😊

  • @iulian943
    @iulian943 Месяц назад +2

    Top ten military comanders Eren would be afraid to face...

  • @Zadrigo
    @Zadrigo Месяц назад +3

    70k artillery pieces? Wouldn't sound impressive to soldiers of 3rd shock army of USSR. They'd just ask "Oh, time to charge at Berlin soon?"

    • @averybaumann
      @averybaumann Месяц назад

      Makes you wonder how much the krieg were modeled after the russian human wave tactics. They certainly have the non concern about casualties in common.

  • @The_Natalist
    @The_Natalist 7 дней назад +1

    At this point, its kind of shocking they didnt create a whole colony and manufacturing depot on planet, I mean, the Vraks defender clearly make _some_ things on planet, why not the imperals?

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan Месяц назад

    2:40 - It's also the Ork way of doing things, if it doesn't work, give 'em MORE dakka.
    19:30 - That would be TOO convenient.

  • @sadwingsraging3044
    @sadwingsraging3044 Месяц назад

    Big E is gonna be so disappointed if Alpha 1 doesn't have a good bottle of contraband when he shakes his hand.😔

  • @1998topornik
    @1998topornik Месяц назад +1

    An Artillery Barrage To End All Hearing!

  • @Pestilencemage
    @Pestilencemage Месяц назад +1

    Hey Arch/anyone.
    Sooo... what would the bulk transports look like?
    To cut to the point... if one were to transport their army or guard troops and equipment and a freeblade knight to the surface of a planet, what would it look like, cuz I want to transport any army I build "properly" annnd clearly all the alternative bits for this knight need to be a display either worked into a terrain piece (ad hoc supply drop) or just a bulk hauler.
    But it should be lore accurate and there is surprisingly little info for this ancient and vast well of lore.

  • @CyberChaos5490
    @CyberChaos5490 Месяц назад

    Your playlist is now in the correct order thank you I will now join the sleep club

  • @joshbrooks120
    @joshbrooks120 Месяц назад

    Thanks

  • @joearschtreter7165
    @joearschtreter7165 Месяц назад

    For the Algorithm does not care, what you comment, only that you comment, i have to say, we have to keep Arch speculating on upcoming Warhammer Games.... I´ve heard the Possible Factions for Total War Warhammer recently, while playing TWWH. And the Dev´s must have, too. Many Things Arch mentioned about implementing Factions, Heroes and more , were in the Game. Sadly the Dlc´s too. Maybe, just maybe other Dev´s of upcoming Warhammer- Games will take the opportunity and watch Arch´s speculations on their Games...

  • @Rencol666
    @Rencol666 Месяц назад +1

    A stupid question maybe, especially since i watched the original siege of vraks series, but why didnt they just bombard the entire place from orbit? Not exterminatus, but good old orbital bombardmentto make a clean way to the basilica?

    • @juliocesarcruz8893
      @juliocesarcruz8893 Месяц назад +4

      The vrax citadel had a lot of anti-voidship weaponry which made any kind of orbital bombardment a risky endeavor.

    • @jajurvonhohenzollern5542
      @jajurvonhohenzollern5542 Месяц назад

      @@juliocesarcruz8893 also they wanted the place back as intact as you could at first. its kinda hard to recover arms and armored vehicles from the armories if they are a smoking hole in the ground

  • @NebirosNemo
    @NebirosNemo Месяц назад +1

    yuo redo your old videos, how about war of armaggedon but that is also multi video so how about necrons? they are still a threath in 40K or am i miss concived?

  • @sukram8583
    @sukram8583 Месяц назад

    My favourite episode.

  • @AllbinP
    @AllbinP Месяц назад

    Another great video :D

  • @syspreadbury4512
    @syspreadbury4512 23 дня назад

    Artillery Bukkake

  • @Wonderwhoopin
    @Wonderwhoopin Месяц назад

    El yeah

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin Месяц назад

    Your math is incomplete:
    You said that the officers of krieg asked for 200,000 spare barrels and 80,000,000 shells. But if you do the math that is in fact only 400 shells per barrel.
    Considering the baseline estimate of at least 1000 earth shaker shells per barrel and at least 200 bombard shells per barrel. Then in order to reach the average of 400 shells per barrel, the bombards must outnumber the earth shakers at least 3 to 1 ((1000 + 3x200)/ 4 = 400)
    And as such, since at least 60,000,000 of those shells now have to be the 300kg bombard rounds. It means the bombard shells alone would weigh at least 18 megatons. more than 6 times the initial 3 megatons calculated.

  • @TheAlterspark
    @TheAlterspark Месяц назад +1

    For the algorithm!

  • @joezhangmd
    @joezhangmd Месяц назад +3

    First hour gang rise up!

  • @honorguard7616
    @honorguard7616 Месяц назад

    Ahh, the sound of a artillery barrage you could hear planets away

  • @victorrosenheart8036
    @victorrosenheart8036 Месяц назад

    OH THE NEXT PART IS FAVORITE! THEY ARE COMING! THEY ARE COMING! HA HA HA HA

  • @poladsaherart8355
    @poladsaherart8355 Месяц назад

    With this comment I summon the algorithm gods

  • @then33k4
    @then33k4 Месяц назад

    checking in after a year to see if Arch now has a vocabulary above 8th grade level

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 13 дней назад

      If kids in year 8 speak as clearly and with as much range as arch, I would be very surprised. I teach high school and most seniors don't have the vocab and speaking range of arch

  • @triger1
    @triger1 Месяц назад

    why not make some primarch or named character deep dives instead of these snoozfest battles / logistics

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 13 дней назад

      Because he likes these types of videos??? If you want primarch or named character videos, he has plenty but he loves logistics

  • @shrubby-ov4yw
    @shrubby-ov4yw Месяц назад

    *azrael goes roaring back to the landing zone one finger raised*
    "Hans who was it this time?"
    "That same guy on the bike again. You sure we shouldnt have fired at them?"