Warzone Moments where we just tell dumb jokes

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @silverzombie4477
    @silverzombie4477 4 года назад +5406

    I wanna know how Blarg is able to achieve such crackhead madness while somehow remaining sober.

    • @zacm.2342
      @zacm.2342 4 года назад +94

      Cause that's just how he is

    • @hirugin
      @hirugin 4 года назад +56

      literally my life so i know how is it. sadly i dont have a normal pc to stream -_-"

    • @sackofshit5192
      @sackofshit5192 4 года назад +17

      Crack

    • @guessingguy7865
      @guessingguy7865 4 года назад +6

      It's in his mental, idk either

    • @mr.tbirdgaming8037
      @mr.tbirdgaming8037 4 года назад +19

      I tend to do that myself people think I'm on drugs but it just me

  • @Im_A_Watermelon
    @Im_A_Watermelon 4 года назад +1545

    This is like the perfect group for pure comedy. The 4 of them have such good chemistry together. Makes for some real good laughs

    • @gunnem7629
      @gunnem7629 4 года назад +19

      Thats why we followed them for over 5 yrs 😉

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 4 года назад +10

      i would love to trade puffer for Droid tho..
      Droid the best hype man ever

    • @josephcowan1748
      @josephcowan1748 4 года назад +13

      I also love the fact that Blarg and Smitty know each other in real life.

    • @LasseRafnDk
      @LasseRafnDk 4 года назад +16

      I just want them to kiss, thats the chemistry I'm here for

    • @sk11py34
      @sk11py34 4 года назад +10

      @@LasseRafnDk ayo what the fuck

  • @eliramon420
    @eliramon420 4 года назад +2065

    *Reads title*
    Sooooo, just another everyday Warzone session with the boys

  • @treyfrankhouser8048
    @treyfrankhouser8048 4 года назад +3844

    Blarg is like spoon but more... blarg. And less screeching.

    • @megamario6425
      @megamario6425 4 года назад +220

      They're both spontaneous and naturally funny, but they're two very different personalities.
      I love them both.

    • @mamahnerbhrchefdeindesoder1970
      @mamahnerbhrchefdeindesoder1970 4 года назад +90

      I think blarg should have have 3 times as many subs as he does

    • @DJChieftain
      @DJChieftain 4 года назад +90

      I really thought yall were talking about a physical spoon

    • @Tuka-007
      @Tuka-007 4 года назад +25

      Spoon?
      Never heard of her.
      :3

    • @tierblu3407
      @tierblu3407 4 года назад +2

      @@Tuka-007 old friend of his if you’re serious you are new new

  • @SonOfTheLlama
    @SonOfTheLlama 4 года назад +2047

    Baby Yoda is only legal by human standards. He's still a BABY compared to his species

    • @fcbwolf5556
      @fcbwolf5556 4 года назад +30

      Go Gru*

    • @monkeytoes1155
      @monkeytoes1155 4 года назад +47

      @@fcbwolf5556 *baby yoda

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 4 года назад +54

      wrinkly baby*

    • @SobaTac
      @SobaTac 4 года назад +59

      @@ShinziiArt *Grogu

    • @cheetosnapper5155
      @cheetosnapper5155 4 года назад +32

      But that's still human standards just like how it is different in japan than america soooooo

  • @erin._.
    @erin._. 4 года назад +1841

    I love Blargs seconds channel

  • @sevenxprayers8408
    @sevenxprayers8408 4 года назад +87

    14:46 still got it, he will forever be the prediction master

    • @callmeyugen
      @callmeyugen 4 года назад +4

      That will never change!

  • @sgt.garrick
    @sgt.garrick 3 года назад +210

    “Little does he know: there’s 5”
    -Blarg AKA Captain Content

  • @hokeypokey939
    @hokeypokey939 4 года назад +150

    That’s the most realest thing Smii7y has ever said “ even tho I’m gettin PTSD, I can still crack a joke.”

  • @contor1522
    @contor1522 4 года назад +130

    I love the obnoxious *SLAM* sounds whenever there’s impact between two objects in SMi7ys videos

  • @stuartclifton4764
    @stuartclifton4764 4 года назад +177

    0:22 reminds me of the skribblio "WING WING WING WING" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 4 года назад +239

    “Could you imagine what snakes would look like with balls?” -SMii7Y 2020

  • @th3epicsmurf
    @th3epicsmurf 4 года назад +64

    9:18 "I feel good" XD

  • @lukasfischer7140
    @lukasfischer7140 2 года назад +23

    5:43 to 6:06 puffer and grizzy make us laugh smii7y is the audience and blarg is blarg

  • @Golden3ye703
    @Golden3ye703 4 года назад +67

    Grizzy totally called smiity on how he would edit that scene of him falling and it was spot on🤣

  • @tomaskapalko6555
    @tomaskapalko6555 4 года назад +16

    10:42 That dog felt the pain of the poor dude that got his nuts shot to shit there

  • @MrBesse
    @MrBesse 4 года назад +448

    First. "little did he know HE'S NOT"

    • @cahronhouston7999
      @cahronhouston7999 4 года назад +10

      There’s 5*

    • @brendonlynch4601
      @brendonlynch4601 4 года назад +6

      @@cahronhouston7999 it’s a joke on him not being first

    • @cahronhouston7999
      @cahronhouston7999 4 года назад +6

      @@brendonlynch4601 oh, I thought he was talking smitty talking about the 5 ads

    • @brendonlynch4601
      @brendonlynch4601 4 года назад +2

      @@cahronhouston7999 no, blargs joke was about ads. This person altered the joke, to point out the satirical fact that he is not first, and it’s impossible to know who was

    • @ghosty3997
      @ghosty3997 4 года назад

      Theres 10

  • @eeveelution_lover_2577
    @eeveelution_lover_2577 3 года назад +17

    4:18 BRO HE CAME IN AT MACH SPEED DUD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juangonzalezdiaz7466
    @juangonzalezdiaz7466 4 года назад +98

    “Why don’t you use the MP5?
    Cos I’m pro choice” would make for a funny shirt and other amazing merchandise.
    And for those who don’t get the joke: for a long time it’s been said that the MP5 is so good of a weapon, it basically turns even the most inexperienced player into a god

    • @royalbreebee1017
      @royalbreebee1017 4 года назад +10

      I feel stupid...I still dont get it

    • @kanooclips5000
      @kanooclips5000 3 года назад +2

      @@royalbreebee1017 an op gun in other wordd

  • @ConradTheLonelyStump
    @ConradTheLonelyStump 4 года назад +355

    SMii7Y: "Why don't you use the MP5? Because I'm pro choice."
    Me: I don't get it.

    • @Power0fM
      @Power0fM 4 года назад +18

      Yee can someone with big brain plz explain

    • @gunnem7629
      @gunnem7629 4 года назад +82

      Pro choice.like in pro/contra.he likes diversity over sticking with the 3 op guns all tryhards use.

    • @gunnem7629
      @gunnem7629 4 года назад +83

      But pro choice also is about abortion...the double meaning and linking the mp5 to it, makes a clever joke👍

    • @alexandrarael5928
      @alexandrarael5928 4 года назад +49

      I literally went searching for this comment so I could get an answer too lol

    • @nukernathan5489
      @nukernathan5489 4 года назад +5

      @@alexandrarael5928 same

  • @loganstewart3369
    @loganstewart3369 4 года назад +29

    0:23 just reminded me of "wing,wing,wingwing"

  • @lucasashford1504
    @lucasashford1504 4 года назад +90

    As portrayed in the 2002 film Kermit's Swamp Years, at the age of 12, he was the first of his siblings to leave the swamp, and one of the first frogs to talk to humans. He is shown in the film encountering a 12-year-old Jim Henson. CoUgH blarg ummm you wanna say something

    • @HeyImWizard
      @HeyImWizard 4 года назад +8

      The press release, which treated Kermit not as a puppet but as genuine "celebrated actor, author, singer and journalist," included a biography of Kermit, which gave his birth date as May 9, 1955.

  • @ShammityShamSham
    @ShammityShamSham 4 года назад +253

    That's some prime shitposting, editing out the part where Grizzy's like "I watch enough of Smii7y's edits that I can just hear the cartoon FWOOP noise when I fall into the pipe".

  • @konataizumi6743
    @konataizumi6743 4 года назад +331

    Anyone want to tell SMI77Y that frogs are cold-blooded animals?

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +27

      they still feel good tho

    • @piklboi
      @piklboi 4 года назад +30

      @@defectivepikachu4582 did you mean they WOULD feel good. Or did you mean to say they DO feel good. Two completely different things

    • @magnificentbastard1894
      @magnificentbastard1894 3 года назад +11

      Kevin Jackson yes

    • @NotBlatant_
      @NotBlatant_ 3 года назад +2

      I do

    • @-mako-6018
      @-mako-6018 3 года назад +1

      yeah frogs compared to gloves do sound kinda better

  • @capconman1233
    @capconman1233 4 года назад +169

    It’s only 2 minutes in and they’re talking about Baby Yoda and Kermit. This should be good

  • @Cool_Chill
    @Cool_Chill 4 года назад +42

    "no no no no"-smii7y
    "wing wing wing wing"-wildcat

  • @ghostkiller8370
    @ghostkiller8370 4 года назад +11

    13:44 what was that sound 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 3 года назад +11

    14:45 Smitty the prediction master.

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 4 года назад +10

    8:00
    Matt: I COOOOOOME!!
    4 seconds later
    Matt: *screams in sandy snowman*

  • @espressocookie8965
    @espressocookie8965 3 года назад +48

    "Baby Yoda is an adult, he's 50 years old"
    Yea, in that same episode, they remind you that different species age differently.

  • @geevinz
    @geevinz 4 года назад +12

    “...no he walks” 😂😂😂 @15:00

  • @Dangerpopcorn
    @Dangerpopcorn 2 года назад +2

    15:27 Blarg what the actual F**k Was that Lmao

  • @FallynReignn
    @FallynReignn 4 года назад +137

    Me: skips ad
    Smii7Y: That wasn't very cash money of you.

    • @nice-nv5bx
      @nice-nv5bx Год назад

      Danm no replies let me fix that😊

  • @dasanihasani
    @dasanihasani 4 года назад +83

    when grizzy said “it is not in a window dude” i almost spat my water out my mouth yo wtf 😂

  • @version1_gaming
    @version1_gaming 4 года назад +21

    Hope everyone has a great day

  • @amandasammartano8178
    @amandasammartano8178 4 года назад +27

    Me every time Smii7y post: ah my daily dose of funny

  • @kylemartin9139
    @kylemartin9139 4 года назад +45

    Gosh, that intro is so satisfying every time.

  • @caitlinjordan8551
    @caitlinjordan8551 Год назад +2

    0:00 the best troll ever😂

  • @TheCandyIsGood
    @TheCandyIsGood 4 года назад +13

    Matt is like a feature in these videos,
    We all knew he was showing up yet his jokes still surprise us.

  • @akaffe
    @akaffe 4 года назад +31

    the guy watching blarg's vid seeing the fifth ad: "there is another"

  • @canadian1184
    @canadian1184 4 года назад +21

    15:27 Matt really do be making vacuum noises

  • @jamesleonard1967
    @jamesleonard1967 3 года назад +12

    my computer trying to keep up with my minecraft shaders: 15:28

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 3 года назад +3

    4:51
    Gloves
    You're talking about gloves
    *GLOVES!!!*

  • @randomcontentahead6428
    @randomcontentahead6428 3 года назад +11

    0:34 this is what my peak interest in focused on right now

  • @Redhoodtcf
    @Redhoodtcf 3 года назад +6

    At 2:54 Blarg sounded like frieza

  • @Inquisitor66330
    @Inquisitor66330 3 года назад +1

    8:04 literally anyone who steps on a Lego block lmfao

  • @josephcrouse7580
    @josephcrouse7580 4 года назад +10

    I guess blarg never heard of the "Oh no!" bird. Sack hangs lower than the talons. When it comes in for a landing... "Oh NO!".

  • @ihaveorangutans3523
    @ihaveorangutans3523 3 года назад +2

    Blarg is indeed my number one fan

  • @AlbySilly
    @AlbySilly 3 года назад +14

    13:20 So I was updating my graphics card's drivers and just as that popped up all my monitors went black

  • @broderioustheturtle9027
    @broderioustheturtle9027 4 года назад +8

    1:17 made my Siri come up

  • @mikaelaavila9347
    @mikaelaavila9347 4 года назад +3

    1:36 I thought they would say Pepe, Kermit & Baby Yoda since we're talking about a bunch of green characters😂

  • @jacobhosler1982
    @jacobhosler1982 4 года назад +31

    He sounded like an Owen Wilson drive-by.

  • @questworldiangreenknight7455
    @questworldiangreenknight7455 2 года назад +4

    How are these guys absolute geniuses in the realm of comedy?! They never cease to get me laughing!!!!🤣😂😆

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 3 года назад +5

    14:20 at this point they should bring in the Lagalore and Laginator

  • @liamtickle48
    @liamtickle48 4 года назад +4

    1:46 Crash Bandicoot, Gordan Ramsey, Bill Nye the Science guy.

  • @zdrowe5131
    @zdrowe5131 4 года назад +18

    "Why does this guy put 4 ads gonna ten minute video"
    Gotta get that bread somehow

  • @NicoBlack69
    @NicoBlack69 4 года назад +11

    0:58 I would like to point out that you will literally have to beat a Mandalorian in full beskar armor and a fuckin Jedi knight to get Grogu....... just FYI.

  • @battlerocket9027
    @battlerocket9027 3 года назад +8

    He activated my siri 1:10

  • @sirc3ntury155
    @sirc3ntury155 4 года назад +19

    14:49 Smii7y predictions compilation

  • @chocomonk1132
    @chocomonk1132 4 года назад +7

    3:43 grizzy made a joke for once!

  • @deadsparrow13
    @deadsparrow13 3 года назад +19

    I just binge your vids randomly when I'm having a bad day. Thanks for the hours and hours of entertainment! :)

  • @stinkomode3430
    @stinkomode3430 4 года назад +26

    I think you’ve used the crying laughing SMii7y in your thumbnails more times than I’ve eaten

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 3 года назад +1

      he used it enough that Blarg's warzone char's "angry face" looked directly at it between thumbnails.

  • @America1776.
    @America1776. Год назад +1

    *Combat gloves have left the chat*
    *Cursed*
    15:27 *Matt Siren.mp3*

  • @NotScarySalad
    @NotScarySalad 4 года назад +5

    15:07 is not a good time to drink water

  • @cadenhewett1342
    @cadenhewett1342 3 года назад +3

    7:33
    I'd throw rocks at em
    Matt 2021

  • @dio-chu
    @dio-chu 3 года назад +3

    12:55 Blarg 😂

  • @pichuninja4445
    @pichuninja4445 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for the epic content!!! i love all your Warzone videos!!

  • @naka8899
    @naka8899 4 года назад +107

    Little did _he_ know *there’s six*

    • @d8ndut
      @d8ndut 4 года назад +5

      @Andy Garica little did he know there’s eight

    • @lindsaym.8267
      @lindsaym.8267 4 года назад +7

      @@d8ndut little did he know *there's nine*

    • @kakujov1862
      @kakujov1862 4 года назад +5

      @Sand Guardian little did he know, there's 11

    • @on23brotherhood79
      @on23brotherhood79 4 года назад +4

      @@kakujov1862 little did he know there is 12

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 4 года назад +6

      _There is another..._

  • @Charle4217
    @Charle4217 4 года назад

    5:43 My Senpapi Rick senses are tingling... *Gasp* It's a new Grizzy Fat Moments Video!!

  • @masonbennett5116
    @masonbennett5116 4 года назад +3

    Within the first minute already had me laughing, these men built different lmao

  • @kadentwamley5390
    @kadentwamley5390 4 года назад +1

    Why is it so much better and so satisfying to watch his stream and then watching the clips a week later.

  • @runkuo_3939
    @runkuo_3939 3 года назад +4

    5:13 fist the frog

  • @eresuplays
    @eresuplays 4 года назад

    its 5:30 rn and imma get no sleep cuz this fucker decided to upload. all im saying is, thank you smii7y have a nice day.

  • @stargazelowrance8404
    @stargazelowrance8404 3 года назад +3

    Smii7Y, they have a thing called handwarmers XD. I love the random thought you give into things because it's really hilarious. Please keep up the good work, it always motivates me to see you doing well! Hope everything in your life is splendid, even if Blarg got some fantasies with Baby Yoda XD!

  • @FazeWiderApe
    @FazeWiderApe 2 года назад +1

    bro these guys are so funny, I'm fucking wheezing the entire video

  • @Rocketgames753
    @Rocketgames753 3 года назад +5

    I'm over here eating cereal and I just hear the "I'd throw rocks at them" part of the balls conversation and almost choke cause I start laugh to hard.

  • @dog-lg9co
    @dog-lg9co 3 года назад +2

    I like puffers evil little laugh in the background while grizzy and blarg yell at each other

  • @mathybrain8
    @mathybrain8 4 года назад +7

    Baby Yoda is still considered an infant at the age of 50. Not rail-able.

  • @MutatedAmerican
    @MutatedAmerican 3 года назад +2

    Not even ten seconds in the video, and I've already liked it! XD

    • @C3leb353
      @C3leb353 3 года назад

      Same take out the “ XD” tho

  • @hallecarlsen
    @hallecarlsen 3 года назад +3

    2:36-😂😂

  • @zmanrockz6358
    @zmanrockz6358 4 года назад +2

    Matt single-handedly makes these videos 10 times better.

  • @julianheng1298
    @julianheng1298 3 года назад +3

    3:12 wait i just noticed, why is Matt's subtitles the 1st 'I' is red then only the remaining are blue lol?

  • @NIKNAK6070
    @NIKNAK6070 4 года назад +1

    I needed this laugh today, thank you 4 so much

  • @yoofoet8443
    @yoofoet8443 3 года назад +3

    Wait bruh 7:00, on r/196 that happened. Its a whole ass trend now.

  • @crimsonknight5684
    @crimsonknight5684 4 года назад +2

    Lmao the fucking first five seconds

  • @gunnem7629
    @gunnem7629 4 года назад +4

    The red fade on the bottom of the overlay...it like hes under constact rear fire

  • @BrendaWhitmer-jc1gv
    @BrendaWhitmer-jc1gv 6 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this at 2x speed is f-ing hilarious 😂😂

  • @JRSam-yu9mf
    @JRSam-yu9mf 4 года назад +16

    Smii7y: shove your fist in a frog
    Me: *eating ramen*

  • @itscoleee7881
    @itscoleee7881 4 года назад +1

    SMII7Y your videos have brought me happiness and joy during this dire time and I want to thank you for everything you do I love you

  • @leaftruft1837
    @leaftruft1837 4 года назад +10

    "There is a video in your ads"

  • @Zhincore
    @Zhincore 11 месяцев назад

    The intro clip is legendary, I remember seeing it a lot before I even knew where it came from or who Blarg or Smii7y was

  • @alanshfiq9577
    @alanshfiq9577 3 года назад +5

    4:45 gloves

  • @Popsicle0914
    @Popsicle0914 3 года назад

    This is one of my favorite channels now

  • @LeoZephra
    @LeoZephra 4 года назад +19

    Ey 4k hitting the ground
    But my data be like: no, 144 p it is

  • @trentonprather6693
    @trentonprather6693 4 года назад

    I love the edits of the intro and outro

  • @ultimate-x9720
    @ultimate-x9720 4 года назад +19

    "Baby yoda"
    excuse me sir his name is *grogu*
    So we clappin grogu's cheeks

  • @radiical6883
    @radiical6883 4 года назад +2

    It’s like SMii7Y just knows what content I want and when I do

  • @M0dders
    @M0dders 4 года назад +11

    Jokes on him, I dont have ANY ad's on YT muhahahahaa

    • @Acimir_main
      @Acimir_main 4 года назад

      RUclips premium or youtube vanced?

    • @M0dders
      @M0dders 4 года назад

      @@Acimir_main ad blocking browser

  • @They_heartnina
    @They_heartnina 6 месяцев назад

    Just bawled my eyes out over something, and came straight to these videos to laugh.

  • @AlienFan25
    @AlienFan25 4 года назад +16

    Has anyone made the joke that Smii7yPlus logo kinda looks like Marshmello's logo?

    • @zacharykayani2219
      @zacharykayani2219 4 года назад

      That’s not a joke that’s a statement

    • @AlienFan25
      @AlienFan25 4 года назад +1

      Does that mean that I can accidentally get Smii7y+ sued? Not that Smii7y guy there 2 different people like Kryoz and MoreKryoz.