Drunk Mario Kart

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Rectrixx
    @Rectrixx 6 месяцев назад +981

    GET THIS MAN HIS KEYS

    • @LiamDeege
      @LiamDeege 6 месяцев назад +1

      FR Rectrixx

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 6 месяцев назад +14

      you know ur never beating the allegations if even Kryoz points out your furry pfp :)

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 6 месяцев назад

      Never if you did, he’ll just steal a car

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 6 месяцев назад

      Why this funny polar bear everywhere? Gotta be a content farm

    • @jadenrott3950
      @jadenrott3950 6 месяцев назад

      AMEN

  • @biiz0504
    @biiz0504 6 месяцев назад +352

    john is the only real one for not being ashamed of what hes down for

  • @Pig_stain
    @Pig_stain 6 месяцев назад +475

    I watched that bomb at 9:35 3 times just because of how clean and obviously 100% purposful it was.

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  6 месяцев назад +281

      very planned and totally knew it was gonna land there

    • @JST_S0MEW33B0NTH3INTERWEBS
      @JST_S0MEW33B0NTH3INTERWEBS 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Kryoz toootalyyyyyyyy lol

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 6 месяцев назад +6

      Calculated

  • @Nijnendoken
    @Nijnendoken 6 месяцев назад +306

    9:35 That bomb throw was insane..

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 6 месяцев назад +8

      elite sniper jonathan

  • @dashthatonedude
    @dashthatonedude 6 месяцев назад +69

    You gotta hand it to John for being 100% confident of what he said

  • @chri5934
    @chri5934 6 месяцев назад +102

    ive never seen someone so bad at mario kart... get this man some bumpers on the side the road

  • @ariannacandelaria2997
    @ariannacandelaria2997 6 месяцев назад +340

    last time i watched drunk kryoz he got real honest about his sexual preferences
    21:07 WELP

    • @sola3147
      @sola3147 6 месяцев назад +2

      Which clip is that?

    • @ellabrooke03
      @ellabrooke03 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@sola3147wildcast i think

    • @angrychicken41
      @angrychicken41 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@ellabrooke03 just watched that recently and that was so fucking funny- kryoz and smii7y = best duo

  • @jwest6058
    @jwest6058 6 месяцев назад +84

    Could barely hear you in droids stream because of the voice settings, so glad you posted your POV. Banger video btw

    • @jwest6058
      @jwest6058 6 месяцев назад +11

      “Voice settings” = everybody else is hella loud and you’re normal

  • @Un-Funny-Fella
    @Un-Funny-Fella 6 месяцев назад +29

    Its so painfull watching kroyz playing karts game and yet his reaction is pure comedy

  • @damb1858
    @damb1858 6 месяцев назад +43

    20:21 if you wanna cut straight to the mistakes here you go :)

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 6 месяцев назад +22

    John, you may not have been getting into 2nd or 3rd this whole Drunken Mario Kart 8 sesh with the lads and that's okay.
    But seeing you do 9:34 with that bomb? *You can stand proud for that.* 😂❤

  • @magentaballthepolandball5130
    @magentaballthepolandball5130 6 месяцев назад +117

    21:55 alright, it's canon. I'm waiting for the Smii7y x Kryoz golden shower art.

    • @SpacingOut_
      @SpacingOut_ 6 месяцев назад +20

      Don’t give artists ideas

    • @LiamDeege
      @LiamDeege 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@SpacingOut_ especially if they are weird memes

  • @AlycatCrimson
    @AlycatCrimson 6 месяцев назад +8

    21:49 not all heroes wear capes

  • @callmestumps6954
    @callmestumps6954 6 месяцев назад +11

    How did this devolve into a convo about kinks????

  • @OatsMiDood
    @OatsMiDood 6 месяцев назад +10

    Ayoo that kryoz animation goes hard much praise...haven't really been here a while but love the content keep it up!!

  • @hitavi4965
    @hitavi4965 6 месяцев назад +35

    Can always count on John for some hydrated motorist content

  • @jwest6058
    @jwest6058 6 месяцев назад +29

    My history major side just cringed so hard when Grizzy thought the Boston Tea Party was a massacre. 3:26

    • @Timoruz
      @Timoruz 6 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah he’s thinking of the Boston Massacre which occurred ~3 years prior to the Boston Tea Party.

  • @Aretisprk
    @Aretisprk 6 месяцев назад +47

    Mario kart hits different when you play drunk 😂

  • @0TTERROCK
    @0TTERROCK 6 месяцев назад +11

    Drunk mario kart becomes kinky mario kart

  • @purplegangyt9401
    @purplegangyt9401 6 месяцев назад +29

    Love that thumbnail

  • @RatsnRods
    @RatsnRods 3 месяца назад +1

    I have a feeling this is a weekly deal and this was just the cleanest episode they've got out of it😂

  • @veryinteresting843
    @veryinteresting843 5 месяцев назад +6

    8:14 is crazy omg 😭

  • @photobombr
    @photobombr 6 месяцев назад +24

    Driving through the liquor store faded

  • @AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq
    @AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq 6 месяцев назад +6

    John drunk is a whole new video

  • @trailblazer.3167
    @trailblazer.3167 6 месяцев назад +5

    This has got to be the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, content like this is peak hilarity but is not good for the soul lmao

  • @joshuajr4070
    @joshuajr4070 4 месяца назад +4

    2:17 is crazy 😂😂😂

  • @cappichinooo
    @cappichinooo 6 месяцев назад +35

    WE GONNA HIT A FAMILY OF FIVE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

  • @LiamDeege
    @LiamDeege 6 месяцев назад +4

    I've already seen several perspectives of this so I know this will be amazing also

  • @tanyaegorova3149
    @tanyaegorova3149 6 месяцев назад +12

    Oooooohhhh boy the long-awaited perspective
    Really hope you play some more mk with the boys, it's so entertaining to watch

  • @adoraperson3833
    @adoraperson3833 6 месяцев назад +3

    This stream was awesome I wish you'd streamed it Kryoz you were hilarious.

  • @notreallydevin
    @notreallydevin 6 месяцев назад +4

    god that was some impressive driving krzoz

  • @nigelsoffice2563
    @nigelsoffice2563 5 месяцев назад

    Love how you started rapping E40

  • @dr.brainzdead
    @dr.brainzdead 6 месяцев назад +4

    I've never played mario kart sober tbh or solo for that matter

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm so mid when I play it sober, but I'm a goddamn beast when I'm high (not bragging because who even brags about something like that?)

  • @yurandboi3884
    @yurandboi3884 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love john with gribby and puffy and others

  • @Birbman-n1r
    @Birbman-n1r 6 месяцев назад +1

    You got me at drunk I’m gonna be real

  • @polstrey
    @polstrey 6 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime kryoz releases a video I realize hes literally me a little more

  • @dcnascarboy0514
    @dcnascarboy0514 6 месяцев назад +2

    24:43 I WENT OFF THE SIDE!

  • @WillowJWasTaken
    @WillowJWasTaken 6 месяцев назад +1

    love this upload streakkkk

  • @NanoBotPop
    @NanoBotPop 6 месяцев назад

    I love how Grizzy just is like what the fuck is going on in the last 5-8 mins lmfao

  • @deadlydumbo
    @deadlydumbo 6 месяцев назад +27

    OH BABEY WE FAST ON THIS ONE

    • @zackguy5537
      @zackguy5537 6 месяцев назад

      So how many times does it take getting first comment to quench thine abysmal thirst.

  • @dcnascarboy0514
    @dcnascarboy0514 6 месяцев назад +4

    22:12 John gets toxic

  • @zackguy5537
    @zackguy5537 6 месяцев назад +2

    Johnny my boy, most men “unadmittedly” would partake in the holy sun shower when presented with the right woman and opportunity. You are not alone. Stand strong silver knight

  • @akaPinkHaze
    @akaPinkHaze 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was a wild episode and i love it

  • @alexisrivera1545
    @alexisrivera1545 3 месяца назад

    John is my type of man for sure 😮‍💨😂

  • @holy.water.
    @holy.water. 6 месяцев назад +1

    youre actually a lot better than you were before. craziest come up incoming

  • @DankBobRoss
    @DankBobRoss 6 месяцев назад

    For your next drunk adventure, Yoshi/Peach, teddy cart, and tiny red wheel
    will you win, nope

  • @GameBarrierYT
    @GameBarrierYT 6 месяцев назад

    I feel betrayed
    -The Intoxicated Driver devs

  • @robertinator3387
    @robertinator3387 6 месяцев назад

    Outro song smacks

  • @kratosgodofwar777
    @kratosgodofwar777 6 месяцев назад +1

    PUT THIS MAN BEHIND THE WHEEL

  • @cvd112
    @cvd112 6 месяцев назад

    why do i remember john being good at this game

  • @kketer7432
    @kketer7432 6 месяцев назад

    Damn John is better at this game than I am even

  • @Jay-E-L
    @Jay-E-L 6 месяцев назад +3

    The best youtuber everrrrr

  • @polluxblack9438
    @polluxblack9438 4 месяца назад

    God, I love John, he's so bad at this game 😂

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa 6 месяцев назад

    The vc goes crazy with alcohol

  • @anna00_1
    @anna00_1 6 месяцев назад +2

    best mario kart player 🙏💯

  • @Delofthefuture
    @Delofthefuture 6 месяцев назад +1

    You are very good at Mario Cart 👍

  • @1neurotic
    @1neurotic 6 месяцев назад +9

    Worst group for John they love speaking over people

  • @72fourr
    @72fourr 6 месяцев назад

    Banger thumbnail

  • @Swahirez
    @Swahirez 6 месяцев назад

    its okay John

  • @madisonstone2364
    @madisonstone2364 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love me a good Mario Kart video

  • @ryanwoodlock
    @ryanwoodlock 6 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks!

  • @aidenasmar4750
    @aidenasmar4750 4 месяца назад

    Did grizzy predict the assassination?

  • @kapu3746
    @kapu3746 6 месяцев назад

    Pezzy even laughs like a fucking garden gnome

  • @dashthatonedude
    @dashthatonedude 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was hilarious to watch but man, your driving skills is a bit eh lmao

  • @AceTattz
    @AceTattz 6 месяцев назад

    POLAR BEARS!!

  • @Smex
    @Smex 6 месяцев назад

    he's so good

  • @h3nnyj3nny
    @h3nnyj3nny 6 месяцев назад

    I’m sorry but my audio wasn’t in for the first few seconds and i thought that mii was a “little lad” dupe

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 6 месяцев назад +1

    We need to stop getting this man drunk. I know way too many things about what he likes in bed

  • @Kroggel
    @Kroggel 6 месяцев назад

    All hail Blorbus

  • @leoc5465
    @leoc5465 Месяц назад

    2:20 that did NOT age well

  • @Rand0sh1tßc1dk
    @Rand0sh1tßc1dk 6 месяцев назад

    Damnit John, you should’ve posted this 2 hours later so I could’ve watched it on time >:(

  • @trixie4537
    @trixie4537 6 месяцев назад

    2 CERTIFIED UNC ! 😤

  • @dicedlemons
    @dicedlemons 6 месяцев назад +3

    you always upload while i’m at work 🙄 that’s really rude john

  • @SageRites
    @SageRites 6 месяцев назад +1

    You are better than them all

  • @LiamDeege
    @LiamDeege 6 месяцев назад +5

    If only SMii7Y was here for this one

    • @holy.water.
      @holy.water. 6 месяцев назад +1

      omg I can’t stand you go beg for smitty somewhere else

  • @TaupeStarGaming
    @TaupeStarGaming 4 месяца назад +1

    Grizzy @2:18 did not age well.

  • @n1sa_lvr
    @n1sa_lvr 6 месяцев назад

    Nahhh cuz why did I just got notified now,wtf yt

  • @uformx
    @uformx 6 месяцев назад +1

    9:39 12:14 14:58

  • @nausicaa.
    @nausicaa. 6 месяцев назад +1

    why are you so funny

  • @roachymoment
    @roachymoment 6 месяцев назад +2

    i farted

    • @JumboWings
      @JumboWings 6 месяцев назад +2

      I respect your opinion.

    • @roachymoment
      @roachymoment 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@JumboWings thank you

  • @ScottESkoot
    @ScottESkoot 6 месяцев назад +1

    Pog

  • @Mrmanz87472
    @Mrmanz87472 6 месяцев назад +1

    O my goooooooooooood 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯💯💯

    • @Mrmanz87472
      @Mrmanz87472 6 месяцев назад +1

      Mario cart is amazing

  • @adymae7921
    @adymae7921 6 месяцев назад +2

    bear fist

  • @replica-_-014
    @replica-_-014 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yippe new vid

  • @VeArk
    @VeArk 6 месяцев назад

    But did you get the 20 subs?

  • @GroovyCoyotes
    @GroovyCoyotes 6 месяцев назад

    YESYESYES

  • @Matti0503
    @Matti0503 6 месяцев назад

    what is this resolution

  • @photobombr
    @photobombr 6 месяцев назад

    There is an optimal kart you can use. I saw some lame ass sweats using it an a YT vid

  • @frank8193
    @frank8193 6 месяцев назад +1

    Philadelphia

    • @zackguy5537
      @zackguy5537 6 месяцев назад

      Your a real guy right. Not a bot?

    • @frank8193
      @frank8193 6 месяцев назад

      @@zackguy5537 yurr

    • @frank8193
      @frank8193 6 месяцев назад

      @@zackguy5537 yurr

  • @DanteDamm
    @DanteDamm 6 месяцев назад +1

    No drunk face cam :(

  • @Timoruz
    @Timoruz 6 месяцев назад

    John hitting us with the jokes that were funny in 2006

  • @manuelvarela6698
    @manuelvarela6698 5 месяцев назад

    6:39

  • @J8suha
    @J8suha 4 месяца назад

    This did not age well. 02:18

  • @daisyjoy242
    @daisyjoy242 6 месяцев назад +4

    It infuriates me how bad he is at Mario Kart

    • @jwest6058
      @jwest6058 6 месяцев назад +1

      give him a break, he was drunk

    • @zackguy5537
      @zackguy5537 6 месяцев назад

      Im no better. Probably worse. Its fun though

  • @maxgern9186
    @maxgern9186 6 месяцев назад

    Yooo

  • @TagerTeo
    @TagerTeo 6 месяцев назад

    I am eppy

  • @hooman_235
    @hooman_235 6 месяцев назад

    :)

  • @eekat13
    @eekat13 6 месяцев назад

  • @smokedsalmon420
    @smokedsalmon420 6 месяцев назад

    He lost to John?! Bro fell off

  • @gamechannelminecraft6583
    @gamechannelminecraft6583 6 месяцев назад +44

    "Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧😊😊

    • @bananacornpuff3434
      @bananacornpuff3434 6 месяцев назад

      Again ? 🤔 I’ll still see this comment after a month so lmaooo

    • @ThePlaguedOutlaw
      @ThePlaguedOutlaw 6 месяцев назад +1

      Making you top comment so everyone sees it no matter if theyre early or late

    • @brziperiod
      @brziperiod 6 месяцев назад +1

      Npc