Daedra Lovers - Raunchy Relationships of the Daedric Princes - Elder Scrolls Lore

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 3 года назад +524

    Mephala: "Everything is about Sex. Except Sex, Sex is about Power."

  • @nomousecat
    @nomousecat 3 года назад +1095

    If Sanguine intends for his followers to do his servants, does that mean him giving you the Sanguine Rose, which summons a dremora, is basically the equivalent of him giving you a cake where a sex worker bursts out of it?

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 3 года назад +121

      ...allegedly?

    • @danteafton4096
      @danteafton4096 3 года назад +289

      Sanguine giving you the sanguine rose is basically a pimp giving you his cane to summon his bottom bitch.,

    • @jeremiahkivi4256
      @jeremiahkivi4256 3 года назад +89

      @@danteafton4096 Butters: Yes I do know what you are saying.

    • @jdxjmoney8453
      @jdxjmoney8453 3 года назад +71

      After realizing who Sanguine is Conjuration is now looked as the new sex trade 😂

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 3 года назад +41

      They're called strippers

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 3 года назад +710

    Vivec literally pulled a "Won't you take me out to dinner first?"

  • @nodaerT
    @nodaerT 3 года назад +897

    So Hircine does have something in that heart besides bloodlust. He loves something besides the hunt. He actually loves all of creation as his own children?

    • @pma832
      @pma832 3 года назад +132

      There are more forms of hunting than just that of life and death.

    • @ryanbarber6481
      @ryanbarber6481 3 года назад +49

      It makes sense that Hircine would love his creations.

    • @nodaerT
      @nodaerT 3 года назад +87

      @@ryanbarber6481 If you listened, they aren't his creations. They're the women he loves'. He simply cares for them like they are his own.

    • @MrPlazmaWalker
      @MrPlazmaWalker 3 года назад +62

      STEPDADDY!!!!

    • @matthewhumphry756
      @matthewhumphry756 3 года назад +67

      Hircine is the Daedric Severus Snape.

  • @BigNate02
    @BigNate02 3 года назад +1087

    Vivec: Won't you polish my spear?
    Molag Bal: But it's so big
    Vivec: Plenty of time my sweet, plenty of time...

    • @isiahrodriguez64
      @isiahrodriguez64 3 года назад +129

      THe Lusty Daedric prince

    • @DjurrenArt
      @DjurrenArt 3 года назад +47

      Wait, I thought it was the other way a- you know what, never mind.

    • @alduin4226
      @alduin4226 3 года назад +39

      How do I unsee this?

    • @Serana_is_so_CUTE
      @Serana_is_so_CUTE 3 года назад +47

      @@alduin4226 Just travel back in time, you're Alduin for oblivion's sake

    • @alduin4226
      @alduin4226 3 года назад +29

      @@Serana_is_so_CUTE that’s not how it works… I think… let me see if it wor-

  • @mashak640
    @mashak640 3 года назад +425

    "I'm not going to kinkshame the Dreamweaver" has me in stitches

  • @jaiwoolf7220
    @jaiwoolf7220 3 года назад +284

    "Those who were watching all took out their own spears, and there was much biting, until the earth became wet." -The real reason the games are rated M

    • @KestralKuthule
      @KestralKuthule 2 года назад +30

      Yeah, I'm listening to this like Bethesda actually added this then I remembered The Lusty Argonian maid/bard, New Vegas's Cook-Cook and well Everything Dremora

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 2 года назад +23

      And Barenziah liking barbed Khajiit pp.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 года назад +605

    "Isn't having one's virginity intact a prerequisite for being a daedrologist?"
    I CHIMed myself

  • @zeusdemi6858
    @zeusdemi6858 3 года назад +397

    In fairness to Marihause, the Minotaurs weren't monsters until the Alessian order drove them out of civilization, burned their history and started murdering them

    • @johnvelez3005
      @johnvelez3005 3 года назад +45

      Good thing that empire fell it became a shadow of what it stood for if alexia had seen what hapened she would have burn them all.

    • @jayebailey9332
      @jayebailey9332 3 года назад +8

      He would not be pleased with witnessing the murdering and it makes you wonder if the the Cyrodiilic minotaurs Maybe planning something with the centaurs since there both ancient native beast races of tamriel it would be pretty cool if we got see them both in es6.

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 2 года назад +3

      Morihaus*

    • @oppionatedindividual8256
      @oppionatedindividual8256 2 года назад +2

      @@jayebailey9332 Centaurs are native to high rock so maybe.

    • @jayebailey9332
      @jayebailey9332 2 года назад +1

      @@oppionatedindividual8256 yeah there also in Valenwood and cyrodill.

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 2 года назад +121

    It makes sense that Hircine cares about children, he's the embodiment of the ferocity of the wilds which would include the protection of ones offspring regardless of who they belong to.

  • @Kazuma11290
    @Kazuma11290 3 года назад +353

    Wait... so the lady of light was once paired with the domineering master of undead? That's actually kinda hot. And then they broke up, and now she hates undead. Makes perfect sense.

    • @Kazuma11290
      @Kazuma11290 3 года назад +8

      @Rose's Zen Garden Nice!

  • @wildward93
    @wildward93 3 года назад +213

    There needs to be a month dedicated to the series of utterly bizarre texts that is the 36 Lessons of Vivec.

  • @andrewroncallo1336
    @andrewroncallo1336 3 года назад +314

    After this video, you know.....Meridia's hatred toward Molag Bal and all creatures of darkness seems more understandable. If what Drew mentioned about her and Molag being intimate was true at some point, then it certainly gives the main plane-meld questline of ESO a new humorous outlook. Nothing like a scornful ex trying to spite you in every way they can. Of course, these two are complete opposites and have always been adversarial. But when you think about it, Meridia claimed a piece of Molag Bal's own realm through the Hollow City. And she helped thwart his plan for the plane-meld. Of course, with their intense rivalry, this could have just been in line with ensuring Molag didn't get the upper hand over her. But when you look at it, you realize she took his property, waves it in his face to spite him, and does all she can to make sure he never succeeds.
    I'd call her a raging, scornful, and petty witch, but given that she lost her divinity for consorting with Molag Bal and those of his like, I'd say her rage is pretty understandable. If what Drew says is true, then oof.....I don't even want to know what their divorce was like. Mortals are probably used to settle their debts against each other. Hell, we may have just won Meridia a settlement in a long-going court battle between them. If this is the case, it's no wonder they hate each other vehemently.

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 3 года назад +35

      hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn, with Meridia being depicted as feminine that's a major scorned woman reaction to a messy divorce.

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 3 года назад +32

      that makes me wanna do meridia's quest with bal's mace just for giggles

    • @rhiaxtra
      @rhiaxtra 3 года назад +32

      Their divorce can clearly be witnessed in the final main quests in ESO lol

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 3 года назад +3

      It's not real you know

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 года назад +17

      ah yes, the needed skills of a destined hero;
      -a sharp mind
      -a strong form
      -a willingness to deal with divine/daedric divorce court

  • @dragonberrymead9525
    @dragonberrymead9525 3 года назад +261

    I don't recommend having relations with Peryite, being the Daedric prince of diseases and all that.

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +26

      Are there STDs in Elder Scrolls?

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 3 года назад +39

      @@badluck5647 Magic STDs

    • @muslimcrusader5987
      @muslimcrusader5987 3 года назад +7

      Plus he’s some dragon

    • @Syncuno
      @Syncuno 3 года назад +29

      @@muslimcrusader5987 for a member of the bard’s college, that isn’t exactly a dealbreaker 😂

    • @muslimcrusader5987
      @muslimcrusader5987 3 года назад +6

      @@Syncuno it is if you’re normal and don’t like beastiality

  • @thalmoragent9344
    @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +294

    *"Ah, the Daedra, who's fantasies, kinks and fetishes are as dark and mysterious as the waters of Oblivion they swim in. Lots of 'practice' over the Era's probably doesn't hurt either, same goes for the Aedra."*

  • @joshuaflaschner1051
    @joshuaflaschner1051 3 года назад +96

    "She is like this shine on my nose-hoop here: an accident sometimes, but whenever I move my head at night, she is there. And so you know what you ask is impossible." The intensity🔥

  • @BlemmiganGallivanter
    @BlemmiganGallivanter 3 года назад +565

    "Stole the tattoo from a sleeping empress' neck, he stole the Oghma Infinium from Mora's archives, he bested Sanguine in a drinking contest"
    Can we please get an Elder Scrolls game where the player is Rajhin? Because this just sounds like a Khajiit player.

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +85

      Another instance of player character in the lore, after Pelinal (tgm user), Morian Zenas (coc command abuse), and Tiber Septim (wrong mod load order)

    • @soggy11
      @soggy11 3 года назад +4

      That’s what I’m thinkin I don’t think he was in the greatest khajiits of all time video

    • @legatenaarifin
      @legatenaarifin 3 года назад +14

      @@rogehmarbi Don't forget that Pelinal abused Load Warp as well

    • @muslimcrusader5987
      @muslimcrusader5987 3 года назад

      @@rogehmarbi what

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +23

      @@rogehmarbi
      The Snow Prince was a Player playing on Legendary Difficulty with max stats. Blessed by the Gods

  • @fonikopiperi2507
    @fonikopiperi2507 3 года назад +86

    Mephala is in love with the nexus mod creators

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 3 года назад +86

    I could ask many questions about Vivec and Bal's union, but the one that bugs me most is that Bal apparently wanted to learn how to make tender love. Not for that union, so for who?

    • @EpicPrawn
      @EpicPrawn 3 года назад +33

      Perhaps it was just for the sake of experiencing it. When your sphere is domination, and that is what you intuitively express, it may take making a deal with a particularly brave mortal (and soon-to-be god) to have an opportunity to know what the opposite of your nature feels like.

    • @maestrol6771
      @maestrol6771 3 года назад +18

      I suspect that, as they are still beings with emotions and odd desires, most of the Daedra try their hand at a mortal once in a while. Perhaps that's why Demi-Princes exist. Perhaps Bal wants to experience that tender union for the experience and for knowing how to dominate the ones who might be so easily strung into such things. Who knows, really.

    • @iScAre1
      @iScAre1 Год назад +5

      As much as I'd want to believe the sermons, we do have to remember that everything written down in lore, ESPECIALLY from the perspective of one character-isnt an absolute truth. Knowing Vivec and his boastful nature im inclined to think his sermons are kinda baloney. Really, he *dominated* the king of *domination?* And he was smooth talking his way in and out of it? Just some food for thought. TeS is a game with no authoratitive author so we'll never know

    • @NexLegacyAccount
      @NexLegacyAccount Год назад +10

      @@iScAre1 I watched the lore video on Molag Bal before this one, and I'm inclined to believe that Vivec was the villain in this story. Molag Bal's rage and desire for domination are born from severe self-loathing, and a warped desire for love. He believes himself to be unlovable, so he resorts to punishment and control. There have been times when he has attempted genuine love, only to find out that he was being used the whole time, which makes his rage and insecurity even worse. I believe Vivec showing him tenderness genuinely lured him into a sense of security, since despite his foul behavior, all he's ever wanted is genuine love. Only to find out Vivec was using him to gain the syllable of royalty. I think Bal really loved Vivec and believed him, until he learned the truth of Vivec's motives.

    • @YankeeBlues21
      @YankeeBlues21 Год назад +1

      So he could stand at the gate to Meridia’s plane of Oblivion with a boom box like John Cusack in “Say Anything”

  • @helpme5785
    @helpme5785 3 года назад +45

    I would hesitate to say that vivec consorted with molag bal willingly, in his sermons vivec claims to have removed his head while they were together, which to me clearly reads as disassociation, something which occurs when experiencing something traumatic. Not to mention he also had his feet removed... Like it seems like he was trapped and did his best to reduce the harm that came to him by just going along with what molag bal wanted (something also common in abusive situations.) Not to mention that vivec himself implies that the sermons are him rewriting his mortal past, so molag bal is probably just a stand in for his rapist when he was younger, and their children which he "defeats" are him learning to cope with his trauma/stop toxic behavior he may have picked up from being in and trying to survive abusive/toxic situations.

    • @colbaltmind5696
      @colbaltmind5696 Год назад +14

      Considering the Tribunal considered themselves the "good aspects" of The Good Daedra, and Vivec is the anticipation of Mephala, whose sphere involves lies, it could be said that Vivec uses lies for "good" such as masking his trauma as you mentioned

    • @tivaspotato
      @tivaspotato Год назад +5

      That's actually a very interesting way to read into the sermons. Never thought the head removing part could be a euphemism for disassociation

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Год назад

      He still has a literal spear and knows CHIM and supposedly counseled the Nerevar with his disembodied head during the 88 days.
      If he was just diddled by some sload for a little while, I doubt he formed Muatra and learned a secret syllable of royalty while disassociating.

    • @tivaspotato
      @tivaspotato Год назад +3

      @@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Of course you're allowed to interpret that sermon however you want with how vague it is, but this interpretation of Vivec not actually consenting to the union is just as valid as the others. That's the intrigue of ES lore after all.

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Год назад +1

      @Chix i think there's a difference between Vivec making the most of a sexual assault and just rewriting the whole thing so that Molag Bal isn't even involved, as the OP has done.

  • @Tryingtogetradical
    @Tryingtogetradical 3 года назад +82

    The homies and I always take out our spears together

  • @heskiador2752
    @heskiador2752 3 года назад +81

    I just finished the maphala pod cast before watching this and I can't believe you guys didn't talk about the fact that rahjin now serves as the immortal servant of mephala and is now know as M'aiq the liar as penance for his crimes against her.

  • @jesseroberts7273
    @jesseroberts7273 3 года назад +70

    Man i cant get enough of fudge muppet. Ive learned so much. Ive only played shyrim but yet i know the lore of the entire elder scrolls series its crazy. Thanks to fudgemuppet and camelworks. Thanks to u all

  • @CobraCodex
    @CobraCodex 3 года назад +51

    Gotta love Daed-rotica with Drew the Daedrologist

  • @KN_Dingowarrior
    @KN_Dingowarrior 3 года назад +33

    "When has Love ever been born of Wisdom."

  • @thaneofwhiterun3562
    @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +270

    "I though having your virginity perfectly intact was a prequisite for being a daedrologist."
    "Fair point."
    Ouch XD

    • @shadowdragon714
      @shadowdragon714 3 года назад +1

      oof lol

    • @Stuffman1861
      @Stuffman1861 3 года назад

      Painful but true

    • @ghostwarrior3878
      @ghostwarrior3878 3 года назад +6

      An arrow.. to the ❤️

    • @ghostwarrior3878
      @ghostwarrior3878 3 года назад

      2:46

    • @Mary_Beth_Reimer
      @Mary_Beth_Reimer 3 года назад +13

      I have to disagree with that statement. I am definitely not as knowledgeable as Drew, but I am learning. Also, I am definitely not a virgin, lol! I have two adult children, who are both gamers, & five grandsons I am working on. My second oldest is really into Pokemon, my fault. I got him playing Pokemon Go with me. 😁

  • @handlesaredumb9
    @handlesaredumb9 3 года назад +57

    Everyone took out their "spears" huh.

  • @MurdocsMinion
    @MurdocsMinion 2 года назад +35

    I'm more of a Herma-Mora follower, myself. Something tells me, with all that *forbidden knowledge* knocking about in his realm, he might know enough fun tricks to make it worth the horrifying consequences.

    • @YankeeBlues21
      @YankeeBlues21 Год назад +2

      Given the form he presents himself in, I’d say he’s certainly been immersing himself in the “question Japanese video” genre of forbidden knowledge

  • @Xolcm
    @Xolcm 3 года назад +139

    I'm surprised that in a video all about relations between Daedric Princes and mortals, you didn't mention anything about Demi-Princes. Daedric Demi-Princes are the offspring of Daedric Princes and mortals. Currently, the only Demi-Prince that we know about is Fa-Nuit-Hen, who is the offspring of Boethia and a mortal. No information is known about Fa-Nuit-Hen's mortal parent, though it's implied to be a Bosmer, as that's the form that Fa-Nuit-Hen preferred. Demi-Princes are known to be eccentric, even by Daedric standards. They are given there own planes of Oblivion to rule over and are known to visit Tamriel occasionally. They are absolute masters of their own spheres, though this comes at the price of knowing virtually nothing about anything else. Fa-Nuit-Hen's sphere is sword techniques, so if the next game is set in Hammerfell, hopefully we'll see more of him and learn more about Demi-Princes.

    • @Notjacobsilvestri
      @Notjacobsilvestri 3 года назад +14

      Fa-Nuits arena is a pain in the ass

    • @Xolcm
      @Xolcm 3 года назад +4

      @@Notjacobsilvestri Personally I think that's the easiest Arena in ESO. At least on Normal.

    • @Notjacobsilvestri
      @Notjacobsilvestri 3 года назад +3

      @@Xolcm no dragonstar is by far the easiest arena even on normal maelstrom you can die to mechanics I’ve never died to mechs on dsa

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 3 года назад +14

      In lore there's a character that fought alongside the Chimer in the war against the Nords, and then in the War of the First Council (forgot his name). After Nerevar was murdered, he went to the Ashlanders and told them the story. He was said to have been a son of Azura, though it's not clear if it was literal or if he was just a devotee.

  • @AWingedOne
    @AWingedOne 3 года назад +72

    Alessia really "took the bull by the horns"

  • @Spike2276
    @Spike2276 3 года назад +57

    If Azura or Nocturnal were dtf, i wouldn't necessarily ask myself wether or not it's a good idea first...

    • @TheTrueJevil
      @TheTrueJevil 3 года назад +9

      Ah a fellow man of culture

    • @Lucas11061
      @Lucas11061 3 года назад +9

      Meridia too ngl

    • @TheTrueJevil
      @TheTrueJevil 3 года назад

      @@Lucas11061 i mean isn't Meridia just very anti undead?

    • @HH-xe3sk
      @HH-xe3sk 3 года назад

      Same

    • @Lucas11061
      @Lucas11061 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTrueJevil yes she is, why?

  • @rogehmarbi
    @rogehmarbi 3 года назад +65

    14:02 Ra'jhin should've used HIS own spear instead, I thought Khajiits' have tiny little barbs on theirs

  • @headgames3115
    @headgames3115 3 года назад +29

    Strap on those daedric boots, boys, Haelga will show you a good time!

  • @ericamborsky3230
    @ericamborsky3230 2 года назад +4

    Thanks to your Molag Bal podcast episode, I now cannot unhear the idea of the lakes of blue liquid in Coldharbour being "Azura's plasm." Thanks a lot.

  • @levongevorgyan6789
    @levongevorgyan6789 3 года назад +52

    Interesting how both the Reachmen and Khajiit connect Hircine to Lorkhan and Nirn. Khajiit have him giving his heart to Nirni, while Reachmen have him becoming the heir of Lorkhan on earth.
    I hope future games explore this. Like, maybe a Nordic myth could be uncovered where Hircine is the exiled son of Shor and Kyne.

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 3 года назад

      It's the Bosmer that claim Hircine offered up his heart, not the Khajiit

    • @nicolasnamed
      @nicolasnamed 3 года назад +4

      @Levon Gevorgyan That would be awesome, especially since I have a Nord Druid Skyrim character who worships Kyne and Hircine. Hircine's never really been evil in intention, so it'd be a cool way to expand the lore and add to the fact that "Daedra" is only a mortal categorization of entities

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 года назад +87

    They should have saved this for a Valentines episode.

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +30

    In my minds' eyes, I always picture that the court mage at Riften, Wylandriah, was/is deeply loved Lord Sheogorath. The knowledge she has over Shivering Isles makes her a scholar of the place and the fact she wants/needs ingredients from such a place, while unable to find it and even being ridicule in Skyrim for it, gives me the impression she was happier being besides Lord Sheogorath over being around the nonbelievers who have no idea there are other realms and places. The current character built I have as a Daedric Worshiping, conjuring mage, I feel sorry for her. Every time I visit, she is asleep, a sign of depression, especially after losing a lover. I know this video is about canon and things being legit, but Wylandriah has signs of someone who was way too close with Lord Sheogorath, beyond just kissed or touched. 🤔She shows signs of someone who lost a lover... sleeping most of the day, forgets things, talks randomly about things that are only related to the world she had visited or been in. I feel sorry for her. I always invest with her whenever I have the chance, especially as a Lord Sheogorath worshiper (carries The Wabbajack and 100 cheese wheels everywhere in his honor).
    As for my character, she has J'zaro as a follower, but her heart is always with the Daedra, so she is always conjuring up Dremoras and trying to appease Sheogorath through leaving cheese wheels as made up shrine.

  • @saghwteam
    @saghwteam 3 года назад +20

    20:25 and onwards is such an insane picture, it's like some sort of a freak party, more spears than in the riekllings mead hall

  • @dahliasdarkside1695
    @dahliasdarkside1695 3 года назад +59

    I always forget how...descriptive that Sermon gets

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- 3 года назад +163

    The vivec x molag bal story is disturbing, to say the least

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +47

      And if we look well enough into it we can asume Vivec litterally raped Nerevar until he died

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 года назад +68

      @@bloodangel19 /Holy music stops\

    • @imal0ser417
      @imal0ser417 3 года назад +8

      Lucky for me I’m into this shit

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 3 года назад +7

      @@bloodangel19 Vivec: I just wanted another 200 Kids at least. I'm a proud mother.

    • @zerosaber257
      @zerosaber257 3 года назад +1

      Sicker than George Costanza. Epstein island kind of sickness.

  • @thaneofwhiterun3562
    @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +66

    You know, I've been researching into this myself for a few days out of curiosity. Nice to see that Fudgemuppet delivers as always!
    Pd: Could I suggest another video on this matter but on average daedra? I've heard of such Relationships between mortal and daedra. And wonder how they work.

    • @tonyanthony5105
      @tonyanthony5105 3 года назад +9

      The Daedra with Horns have built in Handles

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +2

      @@tonyanthony5105 👀

    • @muslimcrusader5987
      @muslimcrusader5987 3 года назад +3

      @@tonyanthony5105 Dremora?

    • @aceundead4750
      @aceundead4750 3 года назад +6

      @@tonyanthony5105 no need for ponytails or pigtails, plus the sturdiness not having to worry about them ripping out like hair. i bet pornhub has that

    • @tonyanthony5105
      @tonyanthony5105 3 года назад

      @@muslimcrusader5987 yes, but Dremora are also Daedra and I think there might be other horned ones but can’t remember

  • @Nick-ez5sq
    @Nick-ez5sq 3 года назад +9

    That self burn was brutal man.

  • @kevinrwhooley9439
    @kevinrwhooley9439 Год назад +12

    Headcanon-Meridia and Jyygalag were lovers.
    Think about it. Both control spheres that on the surface makes them seem like good guys (life and order respectively), when their not. And both despise free will.
    So I'm surprised their hasn't been any canon lore between them.
    I can imagine Meridia turned on her lover when she found out that he wanted to turn the universe into basically the Chrome Future in Spongebob, and since her sphere was of all life, including the plants and beasts, she conspired with the other Princes.
    Together they hatched the scheme where the Lady of Light and the other princes would curse him mid-coitus, when he was the most vulnerable, much like how the Greek Goddess Gaia brought about the downfall of her lover Uranus (add jokes below)

  • @jwwilliams5407
    @jwwilliams5407 3 года назад +8

    Vivec: "Cime here, big boy"
    Molag Bal: "😈"

  • @jeremiahkivi4256
    @jeremiahkivi4256 3 года назад +27

    Ra'jin sounds like the most ultra god Chad.

  • @SGMayuriKurotsuchi
    @SGMayuriKurotsuchi 2 года назад +30

    Molag Bal took out his spear..
    then Vivec took it his/her spear...
    and then everyone watching took out their spears...
    and thus every spear in existence was taken out, which explains why you can't find spears in Tamriel anymore.

    • @Huy-G-Le
      @Huy-G-Le Год назад +1

      Jesus Christ...

  • @nathanwinters2400
    @nathanwinters2400 3 года назад +28

    I wouldn't call Molag Bal and Lamae a 'raunchy relationship'... o.O

  • @keith7671
    @keith7671 2 года назад +1

    Drew I just wanna say. I've watched this video at least 6 times all the way through. Absolutely perfect more please

  • @HBon111
    @HBon111 3 года назад +9

    This was actually a really interesting and entertaining video. Nice!

  • @RWNetworkEX
    @RWNetworkEX 3 года назад +13

    I always think to myself, “What if the Tribunal never severed their connection to the heart? They made a youtube channel where they discuss and share the knowledge of Nirn and beyond.”

  • @HigasaGoinPostal
    @HigasaGoinPostal 3 года назад +28

    I like Daedric Princes, they are always cool and they have sweet artifacts

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 3 года назад +9

      Most of them are dicks though

    • @Serana_is_so_CUTE
      @Serana_is_so_CUTE 3 года назад +9

      @@delta2372 Correction. Not dicks
      Spears

  • @unfathomable3434
    @unfathomable3434 3 года назад +20

    Never knew Vivec was so freaky

  • @royalty843
    @royalty843 3 года назад +46

    I'm sure Sanguine and Dibella got together in secret

    • @oiytd5wugho
      @oiytd5wugho 2 года назад +8

      DIbella has literally no reason for doing that, she's not "god of sex lmao", it's more than that and Sanguine is all about pleasure for oneself at any cost - completely incompatible

    • @jordanjoestar-turniptruck
      @jordanjoestar-turniptruck 2 года назад +1

      @@oiytd5wugho interesting though since there are at least a couple instances where it could be seen as Sanguine defiling Dibella. So I guess it depends on how much we want to stretch the definition of "get together."

  • @CLYDESDALEDUBD
    @CLYDESDALEDUBD 3 года назад +3

    Much love to Drew for making this vid. Great job.

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 3 года назад +7

    The lessons of Vivek are paradoxical, the more one reads the less one understands. Which is perfect Elder Scroll Lore, I suppose.

  • @YoSharksRCool
    @YoSharksRCool 3 года назад +10

    A bone colossus you say… does it have a colossal bone???

  • @RigalicReign
    @RigalicReign 3 года назад +16

    Random soldier: Hey Pelenor is it okay for you know that to happen? *Gestures towards the bestiality
    Pelenor: What was that soldier did you say there was more elves to kill!?

  • @Swaggerpede
    @Swaggerpede 3 года назад +71

    *so you’re saying there’s a chance?*

  • @lieutenantdan9337
    @lieutenantdan9337 3 года назад +21

    6:00 "But Chaos brought many things into the universe..."
    Me: *BLOOD, FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*

    • @amongwolves8372
      @amongwolves8372 3 года назад

      I love this comment
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +2

      Skulls for the skull throne

    • @lieutenantdan9337
      @lieutenantdan9337 3 года назад

      Technically Sanguine 😆

    • @KamenKami
      @KamenKami 3 года назад

      Beyond the notions of CHAOS and LAW is the Axiom. That what humanity should seek. (Just my inner MegaTen reacting to your Warhammer comment)

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 года назад +17

    Boethia is basically Lorkhan's goomar(side piece).

  • @quartz0193
    @quartz0193 3 года назад +4

    I yearn for a day where fudgemuppet explains all of the obscure meanings of the 36 lessons

  • @ShadaOfAllThings
    @ShadaOfAllThings 3 года назад +9

    "I'm not about to kinkshame the Dreamweaver"

  • @trekker105
    @trekker105 3 года назад +2

    That ring definitely reminds me of the pile of Lusty Argonian Maid books next to the Fortify One-Handed potion lol

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 года назад +42

    *I always wondered how literal it is for the Deadric Princes to have children* :
    *Fa-Nuit-Hen* scion of Boethiah
    *Dearola* daughter of Hircine
    *Alandro Sul* son of Azura
    *Emmeg Gro-Kayra* son of Malacath
    *Ozzozachar* son of Molag Bal
    *Molag Grunda* daughter of Molag Bal

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +5

      Well isn't Mephala mother to all the spider daedra and Merhunes Dagon father to all dremora?

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +11

      @@bloodangel19 That sounds more like a father/god relationship, than a more paternal relationship.

    • @christopherhoagland4407
      @christopherhoagland4407 3 года назад +3

      I swear Dearola is a deer pun and it fuckin cracks me up lol

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 3 года назад

      If I remember correctly, Ozzozachar and Grunda are adopted. Ozz's a Dremora, Xyvilai, or Xyvkin, and Grunda is a Winged Twilight or Daedra Seducer. 🤔

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +3

      @@georgeoldsterd8994 Ozzozachar is a Titan and Molag Grunda is a winged twilight. I was wondering if the prince created them as his children or if they were just designated as his son and daughter, because they were powerful.
      Molag Bal acting as a overbearing father would be an interesting dynamic.

  • @LorePlayingGames
    @LorePlayingGames 3 года назад +17

    *This episode is sponsored by LoversLab*

  • @EpicPrawn
    @EpicPrawn 3 года назад +12

    Drew really went and dropped Sermon 12 on us in this video. RIP monetization lol

  • @Serana_is_so_CUTE
    @Serana_is_so_CUTE 3 года назад +37

    After reading the comment section of this video, I concluded the list of entities that people here wants to bang includes (most to least) :
    - Namira
    - Nocturnal
    - Azura
    - Mephala
    ...
    ...
    - Flame Atronachs
    - Spriggans
    - Lamae's comatose corpse
    - Morihaus

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +21

      Hermaeus Mora's tentacles may be popular in Japan.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +4

      Idk Meridia is ok too

    • @Ieatpaste23
      @Ieatpaste23 3 года назад +8

      Kindly remember your ring of fire immunity, and amulet of natural armor when doing a flame atronach.

    • @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian
      @ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian 3 года назад +1

      Dibella?

    • @Ieatpaste23
      @Ieatpaste23 3 года назад +1

      @@ValerietheLovelyDeadlyItalian Isn't she the goddess of stds?

  • @nicholasholcomb7400
    @nicholasholcomb7400 3 года назад

    I’m always so happy when it’s Drew’s voice that emerges from the music on a Fudgemuppet introduction

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +1

    Can you stop having such a relaxing and majestic voice? Cause I'm trying to pay attention to Daedra smut here; and you keep lulling me off with your beutiful mouth noises.

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky 3 года назад +7

    "I thought having your virginity perfect in tact was a pre-requisite of becoming a daedrologist."
    Lmao.

  • @interviewerKe-
    @interviewerKe- 3 года назад

    You really nails the storybook feel with the narration on this with makes it real awkward when I listen to this to relax

  • @folfielukather8083
    @folfielukather8083 3 года назад +11

    i like how the ring of kahjiit is just the one ring

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 3 года назад +8

    The question of whether or not it's a good idea to have sex with a Daedric Prince is one that can be answered with relative ease sometimes.
    For example: Don't have sex with Molag Bal.

  • @weirdkokiri2898
    @weirdkokiri2898 3 года назад +16

    "The ring abandoned Rhajin (sp?)" Suddenly a Khajit becomes Gollem hahaha

  • @arcaneusumbra1539
    @arcaneusumbra1539 3 года назад +15

    I'm trying to piece together a Dunmer half-Dremora character, this may be the info I need.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +3

      Child of the warrior poet playthorugh?

    • @arcaneusumbra1539
      @arcaneusumbra1539 3 года назад +8

      @@insaincaldo Nah, more like he's the result of a summoning gone wrong type of thing. Kinda fucked up but it's hardly the darkest or weirdest thing to occur in TES, and I can't really picture it happening any other way that would make sense.

  • @_peepee_
    @_peepee_ Год назад +3

    meridia is one of those girls who seems straight edge and vanilla but is secretly a freak at heart

  • @tezmoe5789
    @tezmoe5789 2 года назад +1

    3:37 you really did catch my attention lmao …you a goddamn poet brother

  • @johnq9814
    @johnq9814 3 года назад +4

    Fantastic video as always. So do we get a part 2: what happens when the love is gone and the children run amok? I mean look at the Minotaurs, the "divorce" Milage Bal ordered for his daughter, and Umaril the Unfeathered.

  • @chemputer
    @chemputer 3 года назад +14

    I demand a 40 video series on the 36 Lessons of Vivec. Please.

    • @chemputer
      @chemputer 3 года назад +3

      I'm not even joking. This would be super fucking interesting.

  • @jeremysguitarlessons
    @jeremysguitarlessons 3 года назад +2

    Congratulations on reaching 1 million followers sometime this week :)

  • @ClvrBstrd
    @ClvrBstrd 3 года назад +11

    There is no number of kalpa that could ever afford us the many lifetime necessary to fully comprehend the gods capacity for love.
    *But they are certainly enough mortals to try*

  • @dima_keller
    @dima_keller 2 года назад

    Drew roasting himself is just hilarious!

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman 2 года назад +5

    Drew: Is it a good idea to have sex with a Daedric Prince?
    Vivec: Well yes, but actually no.

  • @billybish1717
    @billybish1717 3 года назад +5

    I never thought I'd hear Drew Go "Love is the force of the universe"

  • @okonkwojones
    @okonkwojones 3 года назад +84

    If this video doesn’t have a reference to Azura being the “Rim of All Holes” I’m unsubscribing.

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 года назад +21

      Azura, Mistress of Twilight, Mother of Dawn and Dusk, Rimmer of All Holes.

    • @okonkwojones
      @okonkwojones 3 года назад +14

      @@Im-Not-a-Dog more like Azura’s Starfish, am I right ladies!?!
      Try the veal!

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 3 года назад +22

      @@okonkwojones _Azura's Brown Star_

  • @yurimastermind1601
    @yurimastermind1601 3 года назад +2

    Hey fudgemuppet, great work as always! I love these stories but I had a idea for a skyrim build i thought might be right up your alley! A propper beast master, using mainly enaisaions mods. Using conjuration and the spells from triumvate and apocalypse to summon familiars and then concentrate summon snakes, birds, and the like. Could then tag on the fammiliar from the lady stone and the wood elves tamed friend and marking bird from imperious. When not concentrating minions into battle using bows like the stag prince. Could worship hircine or several of the bosmer deities via wintersun. Far as armor goes I'm between using saviors hide and old god armor bits or the bosmer armor pack se. Lots of furs and trophies. Werewolf would be a fun addition and you get even more summons if you use moonlight tales or growl. I know you've done lots of simmilar builds, but I love the idea of bringing a herd of living and conjured beasts like the wild hunt itself has come to skyrim.

  • @HeWhoComments
    @HeWhoComments 3 года назад +13

    20:15 me and the boys at the sleepover

    • @ethanfields1444
      @ethanfields1444 3 года назад +3

      There was much biting and the earth became wet.

  • @remnantryku7112
    @remnantryku7112 3 года назад +1

    “Anger is but an expression of love, for fear of love not returned.”

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 2 года назад +3

    I have another one, Lord Sheogorath and Relemyna Verenium (sorry for the crap spelling). They got with each other, in front of the Gates of Madness, and that's how the first Gatekeeper came about!

  • @CuRSE-TM
    @CuRSE-TM 2 года назад +3

    Can we get a story on Rah’Jin?! This is like the 40th time hearing about him, dude sounds like a badass lol

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 3 года назад +11

    "Isn't having one's virginity intact a prerequisite for being a daedrologist?"
    Actually wouldn't the prerequisite for being a top tier Daedrologist be that you lost your virginity to an actual Daedric Prince? 🤔

  • @timothy8428
    @timothy8428 3 года назад +11

    Are you suggesting that Death Dealer's Fete is not meant to be worn on the hand fingers?
    :0

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 3 года назад +2

      Of course not. It's clearly made for one of your foot fingers. 😏

    • @TheTrueJevil
      @TheTrueJevil 3 года назад +4

      @@georgeoldsterd8994 sir do you mean toes?

    • @moranthang9482
      @moranthang9482 3 года назад +2

      I told my eso raidgroup that they where using it wrong. They where surprisingly ungrateful....

  • @bellystraw
    @bellystraw 2 года назад +3

    This video is basically saying:
    "we should be able to marry daedric princes in ES6 and here's why"
    Big brain plays from Fudgemuppet

  • @madisonsosa21
    @madisonsosa21 3 года назад +3

    Y'all are almost at a million subs! Congratulations guys!

  • @baconation2637
    @baconation2637 2 года назад

    I wish I loved anything as much as this narrator loves the sound of the letter "S".

  • @johnr.9094
    @johnr.9094 3 года назад +13

    We all know its worth the pain to smash deadra. Even the beastly ones, more painful but you'll "come" out a legend.

  • @steelshepherd6843
    @steelshepherd6843 4 месяца назад

    "To see through Magnus' Eye without being blinded, you require his staff"

  • @anthonypeltier4039
    @anthonypeltier4039 3 года назад

    That but about the spear biting was certainly something

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 3 года назад +26

    I feel like this episode needs an only fans uncensored version

  • @danksalt5935
    @danksalt5935 3 года назад +4

    Molag Bal, the Kink Lord.