THIS IS NOT A PARODY! "Atlas" starring Jennifer Lopez TRAILER REACTION! feat. RazörFist
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#JenniferLopez #Atlas #Netflix 
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Cell. Anaconda
Only decent stuff@@gregweisal5542
@@gregweisal5542 what about boa constrictors and pythons??! Do we buy or do we sell?!
i do not consent
"...unless they leave..." So, we're safe if don't leave a like?
"agent Atlas Sheppard has spent years of her life hunting the artificial intelligence known as Harlan... And was researching spiders, in the rain forest, right before she died"
Exactly the line that came to mind when Mark Strong gave that exposition dump.
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Peak writing in the current year!
"Jay-Low" 2:45
Lets not forget we DO have Queen LaQueefa as the Equalizer. Prime heffer I MEAN ACTING right there!!!😁
Adding RazorFist: Hyper based!
😂 why? Who thought it would be a good idea?
She only spent a few years looking for this guy? There's people looking for their dad their entire life 😂
Who did we, the audience, piss off that we're getting this on Memorial Day?
Hey, Alexa or Siri, read my script!
Netflix could've just replace J.Lo's dialogue with South Park's Cartman's voice saying "My name is Jennifer Lopez & I love tacos".😂😂🤣🤣
They should have named the AI Mitch Conner. That woulda been a nice touch...
Taco taco.
Taco flavored keeses 😂
💀😂
@@phildynerphotography5049 foŕ mê Ben?
I'm glad Netflix execs are letting their children write movies now!
You got to put them little fuckers to work.
They been doing that since Big Mouth
that's been happening for awhile, and don't forget pervs too we got crap like Cuties
Their extremely special needs children. Oh! And apparently said children direct now too!
They take bring your child to work day seriously
Should have called it "Actless"
😂😂😂
Ha
Best Comment!! 👍🏿
If it wasn't for Jennifer Lawrence being the first female action star, we wouldn't have J Lo today.
💀💀💀💀
Gold
😂😂😂😂
👍
She truly was doing Gods work 😂
j lo's character is a typical dei hire "you meed me on this mission " "what do i do ?" 😂😂😂
Underrated comment...lol.
- Why do we need her on this missions?
- So she can be in the movie
"Look, ma! I got the job! ...What do you mean I have to actually do sh*t?!"
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This film is J-Lo’s equivalent of driving Uber once in a while for some extra cash.
Her recent concert tickets apparently "started" at $1,000!?! (which pissed off fans), but it's even crazier these NPCs would pay that and more because JLo can't even sing!
This is pure vanity and she seems to be on the Madonna "Ride or Die" plan...lol.
@@makeyourmark00She’s smokin hot, but that’s about the extent of her talents. Anybody paying $1k for concert tickets especially for j-lo zero financial common sense.
I bet she spent about s week on set. Cha ching!
That’s what all the 50 plus actors do now
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
well... at least they didn't ugly her up right??? EH Am I Right?????? ugh who cares about all this crap at this point it ain't never going to stop...........
I mean, she is like 150 in girl years as it is.
It will when the money runs out
@@gomeettupoc50cent you keep believing in that myth....
"i'd still smash.... quite frankly so would you" yo what are these chs doing not letting comments like these go thru??LMAO?? man i tell you
everything has to be so tame and nurtured on these chs ffs
Atlas bombs. Audience shrugged.
Ho Ho Ho! 😂
Affleck Nuts
😂🤣😅
Nicely done.
This movie looks cheap and somehow really expensive at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if it cost two hundred million or more.
Jalo was like *"MAKE ME A MOVIE WHERE I'M 99% OF ALL THE SCENES!* I don't care if i'm stuck on an island, or ship, or WHATEVER! Just make sure the movie is 99% M*E AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!"*
I just can't understand why Hollywood is dying can you?
69 likes, you're doing better than J Lo/Atlas.
Women
Ikr?? It's a mystery?
Is it really though?
Between this and the announcement that George Floyd is getting his own movie, I really can’t tell why…
That freaking same sounding hip-hop music man, they have that in everything today! They’ll have a show that takes place in 300 BC and then play this same type of hip-hop song. A show about the Persian empire, and then that music plays at the battle of Thermopylae lol
Did that guys say, “I’m driving to L.A.”!?! What the hell does that have to do with this movie?
@@DeflatingAtheism No he says “I'm drivin' through Hell and I done brought snow” It’s a Travis Scott song which seems to damn out of place here, and in so many other things when they add 2024 rap music to.
Close! the trailer for the latest PoP game had hip hop music.
@@tommyhawk2065 Yes I know lol. I am Persian. My culture never gets to appear in any game let alone authentically portrayed. The one time a Persian gets in a game in decades they make him look like a black hip-hop artist in 2024 with a Miles Morales haircut 😆 That one kind of pissed me off because they pretend that are all about inclusivity and shit but don’t mind making Persians black. Zack Snyder even did that in 300. Made all the Persians black. Adding hip-hop music to a prince of Persia game, and making the Persian prince look like Miles Morales is beyond pathetic. But what do you expect, to them diversity means black and vagina.
@@The_Primary_Axiom "I'm driving to L.A." "I'm drivin' through Hell". But it's the same thing?
This is probably the first film trailer I’ve ever seen where I can’t imagine a single person on the entire planet wanting to watch the movie 😂
Who the FUCK is this for??
It's for the director, the actors, the studio....
What, you still think they make movies for US?
"This Memorial Day, witness J-Lo park her car..." Dead.
MORE CGI, MORE CGI, "but sir the storyline has stopped making sense" I DON'T CARE MORE CGI AND MAKE STUFF EXPLODE!
Id like a buddy cop movie where two ai's are accidentally left next to eachother but each thinks the other is a human, and then a whole bunch of escalating shenanigans ensues leading to the extermination of the human race
Id like that to happen in real life 😂
That was an episode of Silicon Valley but with chat bots...lol.
yeah, 5-7 mins max, perfect for love death robots though!
JLo…Smith. They’re buddies. The fight crime.
Nice try AI. I'm going to have to discover some way to ummmm do things to ai's with some kind of electronic penis. Humanity will teach AI to love us much like Mike Tyson talked about or was that OJ? He's stabbing the angels now.
54 yr old female special agent reporting for duty now what do i do
Expire.
They finally got an AI to write a movie, didn’t they. This is it.
And who names their kid Atlas? Hey meet their brother, Dictionary and their cousin, Thesaurus.
Watch the "twist" is gonna be Atlas is really a robot. That knows everything. Or has some sort of power that can bring the world back together.
I think the sole prompt to the AI was "write a titanfall movie"
atlas refers to the greek titan. it was eventually borrowed to be used in geography, but it still refers to the greek titan. it's embarassing you'd think the kid was named after a geographical term
@@lamhamzzzzzzit was a solid joke that got a solid giggle and didn’t need explain or current day reference
Work on your own material before you come for the comment section
Naming her Atlas is like naming a girl Michael..........
J-No needs to stick with her trying to beat Elizabeth Taylor's record for most marriages/divorces by one woman and stay away from acting/singing.
In a world of girl bosses, girl bossing all over everything, that "what do I do" line is honestly refreshing.
It's a little too on the nose. I mean, a movie about a woman who can't drive, let alone put on a seatbelt?
Next scene she downloads the entire AI program to her brain and becomes ‘the One,’ Woah.
That's what I was thinking!!
Maybe black men are still allowed to help women?
I read that like it was an early 2000's movie trailer with "Ooooo Fooortuuunaaaa" opera singing in the bg.
"IN A WOOORLD where girl bosses are girl bossing all over the place, THIS SUMMER they're about to find out, that girl bossing... is not in this movie!" **record scratch** 🎵"guess who just got back today..." "THAAAT'S RIGHT, the boys are back in town to show these little GIIIRLS who's the frickin MANN!"
"uninhabitable and inhospitable" said every server who had to wait on Jennifer Lopez's table
😆 Very good.
This is going to be her 3rd flop this year.
She did two other things this year?!
4th, if you count the P Diddy rumors.
@@markdimeo7060😂😂 oh no no no no no no no no
Didn't even know she was in 2 other movies. 😅😂😅
Is that a boob joke?
J-Lo: "You're a computer-program!"
Smith: "No, I'm not."
J-Lo: "No? What are you then?"
Smith: "I'm a computer-program named Smith."
Top notch writing there
I’m only in only 7 minutes in there no way that’s in the trailer.
Oh damn
"Current day San Francisco" made me laugh loud enough to have the entire office look over.
LOL, same dude. I was doing the fake cough to cover up the laughing. Looked like a spaz...
@@RustCole01 haha excellent
It's hard to believe this isn't a parody
You guys BLEW IT. You missed that her name is Atlas Sheppard. I could have forgiven the 'Aliens' ripoff since it's been almost 40 years, but they had to drag Mass Effect into it. 100% unforgiveable.
Brother. The robot design and "my mission is to protect you" are also Titanfall parodies. I feel you
The only thing Lopez deserves any credit or admiration for is that she managed to blow her way into three industries in entertainment on the back of being a mediocre dancer who slept with a DJ
Yeah but shes probably top shelf with other skills
I know people who wish Selina were still alive, because then JLo never would have been cast to play her, and she never would have become famous.
And her dancing is like high art compared to her horrible, wooden acting and autotune singing.
What's crazier than her charging $1,000 (to start) for her recent concert tickets, are all the NPCs willingly paying those prices when she can't even sing!?!
@@theevermind Selina actually had good music too.
@Theevermind Selena not Selina
Atlas isn't the only one that shrugged. The audience did too. I love the part in the movie where she said "It's time to twerk and work!" and then she twerked all over the place.
Chuti Gatwa gave her a crying ovation.
I could not believe this was real. Actually cannot believe someone put money up for this.
It's your tax dollars as corporations own your government.
My exact sentiment for every other movie that comes out lately.
This was JLo's money.😂
Her production company. I guess she did.
This crap is a tax write-off
Imagine the J-LO running in the mech scene turned into a clip with the caption saying: ACTING
That moment when Jennifer Lopez says "I respect your pronouns." A pivotal moment in cinematic herstory.
About as subtle as a hardon in cycle shorts
😂😂😂
Netflix: *Atlas!*
Me: * shrugs
Why is she suddenly all over the damn place? There wasn't a huge public outcry for her singing or acting. None of these people can ever just take their huge fortunes and retire so other mid singers and actors ( or politicians and CEOs ) can replace them.
You're right. She kinda went under the radar for a while. But it seems that her "second chance" love story with Ben Affleck got her some opportunities she's taking advantage of...before he divorces her.
PsyOp. Nobody at her age is drawing people to watch. Same with Seemoo Loo. They have no gravitas. No charisma. J-Lo must have some serious blackmail on somebody or her beej skills are second to none. I don't think Seemoo has any blackmail.
Leonard Cohen had to go on a world tour when he was almost 80 because he ran out of money. Who knows, maybe $1000 face creams and dinners at Nobu finally caught up to J Lo.
@@DeflatingAtheism I would be inclined to believe that if not for the fact she financed her other movie with 20 million of her own money. But Hollywood accounting is pretty weird to begin with so who knows how much it actually was.
Is that you, AOC?
I'm so happy i haven't given Netflix any of my money for 5 years and counting.
2. And happier they still produce crap for our free entertainmeent.
She’s been looking for him for years…how many years? Like…to the point we might question her competency?
You weren't supposed to notice that.
Insert line from Pitch Meeting... where the writer tells the producer to get off his back!
Guyladriel vibes
24 or 28 years is how long can’t remember exactly and not restarting this shitshow to be exact lol he was her nannybot when she was a kid and she turned it into a terrorist that wanted to genocide humanity. After seeing her “acting” the robots are onto something. The show even says she’s a fuckup for a minute but mark strong cucks himself saying she’s the bestest girl boss eva
Guys, it’s Netflix. If there isn’t a strong trans/alphabet or pedo undertone to the movie then it wouldn’t be Netflix material.
When they've got employees (or did) who see nothing wrong with barging into an exec meeting to demand the removal of a show they don't like and leak talent contracts, it seems no one's minding the shop. I bet Netflix knobs didn't notice it was in there and the one's who put it in there are sniggering behind their hands at their cleverness.
7:51 "Good morning Atlas, time to woke up."
"I'm woke!"
Reminder: There was a writers strike for this.
The only thing that would have made this more funny was if Taco Flavored Kisses would have been playing in the background.
😂❤
OH BEN
" Rock'em- Sock' em Robots....But with Jenny on the Block"😂 " My Primary Directive is to Keep Shang Chi 's career going"😅 " Pure Gold".
I hate when 2-hour movies repeat information we already know, let alone a TRAILER!
Man there ain't enough cannabis in all of Colorado to make this movie good
What do I do? STRAP-ON!
CAPTAIN MARVEL probably 😂
She could be in the defunct Sense8.
I'm so glad they made this trailer, otherwise we wouldnt have got this reaction video.
Where has J-Lo been you ask? Turning her kid trans.
The mech at the end of the trailer looked like a rampaging tentacled Teletubby 😂
The woman’s delusion.... about her career/talent/age 👍
Don't hate--it doesn't matter what she thinks because she got paid.
The person to rip is whoever cast & paid her. They're the ones with delusions.
@@theevermindi think it’s more they believe she’ll bring extra audiences with her name alone
And relevance
Yet she still gets jobs. why?
"He's like two frames away from doing duck face" I laughed so hard on that one!
Yes, she definitely could use a “stunt actor” like she uses “stunt vocals” on her songs. 🤦🏼♀️😂
Omfg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The loud fake laughing is too much. A pet peeve of mine. Fake laughing or fake crying. Peace ✌.
I love how azz is so tickled 😂
So it seems like Jlo spends like 90% of this movie in one mech suit. It fell from orbit, crashed into the ground a couple times as she tried to pilot it without the Ai. Fought countless enemies etc. Seriously is this one random suit made of Unbreakium or something?
Plot amor!
hahahaha....Unbreakium....I love it.
I spent a great deal of my younger years wondering why everyone else thought she’s really good when clearly she can’t act.
I'm just thankful they don't call her commander shepard or I'd be fliping my shit right about now.
"Atlas" is just as bad.
"Athena" would have been much better.
“I’m commander Shepherd and this is the best movie on the Citadel!”
@@apanickedseagull: I'd rather watch Blasto the hanar specter and his elcor sidekick Bubin.
"We'll bang, ok?" - Commander Shepard.
@@hawkeye5955 “This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.”
That's DEI right there:
JLo: You need me on this mission.
a few moments later...
JLo: What do I do?!
🤣
I just noticed JLo was wearing glasses when she was woken on the couch. Who sleeps with their glasses on? And those forehead lines look CGI.
Ah, I've done that a few times.
Within the first few seconds, they covered the ethnicity check box. A latina, a black guy, a white dude, an asian...DEI points coming in!
They straight up ripped off the Atlas mech from Mass Effect 3 in the design of the freakin' mech suit! How is nobody calling this out?
Her last name is Shepperd....I'm pretty sure everyone has figured out the ME1/2/3 ripoffs....it's just so bad at this point it's almost not even worth calling it all out.
@@Kalbuir66chatGPT script obviously
“Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Jenny from the block” so instead of punching each other heads off they try to squish each other with their MASSIVE asses?
I hope Chris Gore is fine😢
Hopefully so. Probably is if they're joking about him.
"a documentary of J lo buying her first Tesla" BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I want to remind everyone that Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx!
And her husband Ben Affleck is not sick of her shit.
😂😂😂 who cares!! Also her fourth husband of a year and a half isn’t sick of her yet!
Don't forget she wants us to remember it doesn't matter the rocks that she's got.
@Astroman10 They being sarcastic friend. Jennifer Lopez is known for saying what the commenter commented
@@eathh_23oh. I’m on the outside. I’m looking in …
@Astroman10 I'm not American so I don't get all the references. Were you referring something just now
"Don't worry. There are better versions of you."
Ashanti and Natasha Ramos has entered the chat.
Atlas Shrugged
Atlas?
[Shrug]
Atlas Shagged.
"documentary footage of Jlo in her first Tesla ..." Funniest shit I've heard in weeks!
Now it makes sense when we were seeing Ben Affleck looking depressed with her in tabloid pics. She was nagging him this movie will be a huge success. It's over Jenny. It's Over!
😂 Ben: *preparing for when JLo is devastated by a flop*
Computer program Smith:
"See, at the end, there will be cake".
J-Lo: "Hmmm, where have I heard THAT before?"
The cake is a LIE!!!!!
@@Kalbuir66 Ah, a human of culture!
Wait...
Human, right?
@@myrddrral maybe
"You need me on this mission. My Ex, P Diddy, must be stopped from outing me as a Gun Maul!"
She's got the power of fallopian tubes.
What's more embarassing being Diddy's gun carrier or being Diddy's beard?
@@Bonesawisready926 Good question. Coin toss?
@@Bonesawisready926why choose? It's both
Was not ready for Mauler's spot on impression 🤣
We are supposed to buy that this small middle-aged women is an action hero? Hollywood has been trying to sell this since 2016, and it still hasn't worked.
Finally.... J-lo is the First Female Action Star. I can't believe we never had a female action star before her ....
WHAT????? Are you crazy? We all know the first female action star was Jennifer Lawrence. How dare you!
@@Kalbuir66 🤣
@@Kalbuir66 J-Lo vs. J Law, first action actress on history vs. first action actress of today
9:40 actual editing: "atlas, my name is smith" -is that really necessary? you're a computer program- "No, I'm not." -what are you then?- "I am a computer program named Smith" -no one likes a smartarse, smith-
I honestly cannot remember a single movie J-Lo has been in that she did a half decent job of acting... How this woman manages to get casted in anything amazes me.
Cell. Anaconda
The cell from 2000
On her knees and on her back, that's how. I bet Harvey Weinstein knows all about it.
I kinda liked maid in Manhattan. 🤷♀️
@@gregweisal5542Both horrible movies you bot.
Finally, the AI's are seeing themselves reflected in the movies they write.
Moral of the Movie, Stop Ai Hate. It's just a "mostly peaceful protest".
I can't do that Dave... LOL. The twist on the movie should be that the AI Smith betrays her and it was working for the bad guy all along. Bad guy aborbs her and Smith as the final missing piece to its evolution and then Skynet takes over humanity!
@@veeclash4157 It is a typical funny Sci fi plot. The humans are at ware with AI... and yet still use robot suits that are piloted by AI. The enemy AI mean while seems to use purely physical ways to attack humans instead of you know just taking over the internet or something and sending humans back to the stone age.
This reminds me of Will Smith's horrible film, After Earth. Anyone remember that atrocity? Yuck.
What kills me is that this is just a random drop mech from that ship. And she just randomly ended up in it. What happens when the next person gets in? Is the ai now permanently ptsd’d from its experience with her? Is every mech capable of becoming “more” due to its built in AI?
Some thoughts as my brain leaks out of my ears:
Simu Lu looks like he was only ever cast to appeal to Xi Jiping’s ego or is somehow related to the guy. That Chinese market yo!
The Pride flowers look like the Corona virus.
Atlas as in a map, or MAPs. J Lo was friends with P Diddy after all.
The show is obviously social engineering for younger and weaker minded people that can be swayed into feeling bad for a computer and inanimate objects.
Atlas just made Robot Jox look like Shakespeare in comparison.
Can we also get a Daily clip of "Schlerpo"?
Sure! I'll post it later! Cheers
@@NerdroticDaily Awesome, that moment between Az and Mauler was way too funny!
😆 🤣 😆 🤣 You guys 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 are killing me!!! 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆
I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no A.I.
You need me for this job/What do I do?! is this year's Barbenheimer!
I LOVE you guys but AZ, please... That loud laughter sounds close to fake and difficult to hear. Really obnoxious. First time I can't finish a Nerdrotic video.
Sorry, I just can't.
Maybe the real AI was the friends we made along the way
Atlas.....there was a movie called Atlas made? J-LO....where is Ben Affleck with his Dunkin Donuts jacket?
Az's stroke joke was epic
The lad on the top right who looks like a survivor of horrific school bullying ...excelling in false laughter and finding CVA's funny doesnt make great viewing .....
That was hilarious. The Wi tu lo gag made me snot up 😂😂😂
Damn man! Every time Azss opens his mouth it is pure cringe. His only contribution to this and every discussion seems to be, loud screaming, loud laughing, obnoxious noises and unfunny, juvenile jokes. I know he is you all's friend, but damn he brings down the conversation every time.
Fun fact. This is the rejected script for IronMan 4 that Gwen Paltrow turned down. Somehow they still got Shang chi.
[JJJ] "You're serious?"
@@BillPeschel 😂 Maybe accidentally if anything. Wouldn’t surprise me.
Somehow J-Lo returned
@@Lawrence_Talbot "J-LO has always been an actor"
sad that is i would believe it, I'm not sure what I'm looking at with this trailer wtf
Funniest thing I've seen in, idk, maybe 10 years now. Laughed the entire time!
5/5 Review - Probably (Cause who does 10/10 anymore)
Why not just give it a 4.3 out of 4.3?
J-Lo = "Take me on this mission...or you're a racist."
Whte General = "Okay, you're on the mission."
Jennifer Lopez is trying hard to make a comeback huh?
I mean, wasn’t she really just famous for being famous in the first place? Everyone know “Jenny From The Block”, but can anyone name a second J Lo song?
I hate to say it but what is the appeal of having Jennifer Lopez as the star of a movie now? It's not 20 years ago or more. She is not a pop star really anymore and she's not the big booty sex symbol she was now. She's been replaced by others. Are we pretending she was ever a good movie star or actress cause she never was. Her movies were usually box office bombs