Erika Long I waited on him at my old job my second day, I undercharged him, I was training, he caught it, and we fixed it. He was super cool and didn’t get mad as well, he also saved my ass from getting in trouble. He is cool as fuck.
The best part is no one understood the Jake Paul segment hahahahahaha not even the audience... It makes me uncomfortable how much my generation look up to these “influencers”. I promise, we’re not all uneducated narcissists.
@E Z That's kindof how standup comedy works. When you get up in front of a crowd you have to either address why you're not what you look like, or lean hard into what you look like. Stereotypes are half the fun and completely necessary until you're famous enough to be a household name. I guarantee Tony would win all of us over if we were just hanging and joking. Also this show is not where you're going to find ANY of the guests best comedy. This is cable lowest-common-denominator type humor. They go for only low-hanging fruit.
@E Z I can def hear you on that. Also sorry for my brash tone before. Sometimes I get a little agro on the web. ha. Here's to less stereotypes in real life and the general media!
Mr. Potato Head or racist. If there’s a choice I know which one I’m going with. What’s wrong with the world? One thing, everyone out here looking for something to cry about.
Exactly... Nobody gives a shit about these people or the Kardashians or any other irrelevant celebrity who wants attention. Love Spade but let's give some kudos for Joaquin and other regular people doing good in the world. Love the comedy yet would love to see some realness too
@@seanwilks7712 Laurence Fishburne the actor also has a daughter doing porn, or she did porn, i have seen it, nothing special. just hilarious that famous actors/directors kids choose to do this type of Prostitution. Daddy no like.. tom hanks son a wannabe Gangster rapper, They are rebelling against their dads. it is fkn hilarious.
Silly Goose google Jim Crow, the depiction of black people from the past two centuries are full of over characterization of “black” facial features and give them goofy/dumb personality. Black face is also credited to this when in 1900 white actors would play as a black person in plays or film, and they would wear exaggerated and offensive makeup around the lips and ears
Only an American would consider the Mr Potato head pieces racist. The lips are big, like many people (my Filipino wife for example), the eyebrows are Neanderthal, and the ears are a joke. Mick Jagger has big lips, does that make him a racist statement? Americans need to get over their thin skin.
@@bumblebeebrass164 but what does models wearing exaggerated facial body parts have to do with jim crow? I just dont see the connection. I think people are just trying to bring racism into every area of life.
Jake Paul is a Boxer. Paul's boxing career began in August 2018, when he defeated British RUclipsr Deji Olatunji in an amateur contest via TKO in the fifth round. Turning professional, Paul beat the RUclipsr AnEsonGib in January 2020, via TKO in the first round. Paul was scheduled to fight the 7-0 boxer Tommy Fury in December 2021, in his fifth professional fight. On December 6, 2021, 12 days before their fight, Fury was forced to pull out of the fight due to an injury. Former UFC champion Tyron Woodley stepped in on the same day, for a rematch set for December 18, 2021, at the Amalie Arena, in Tampa, Florida. Paul won the rematch by KO in the 6th round.
"If a black woman says something is racist believe her." Like that time a black chick attacked a guy for having dreadlocks. I'm not getting a racist vibe from those costumes. But saying that's what black people look like seems racist.
Pull up the Dukie soupy Shoop.. TLC, Scooby Doobie. He saw me in the movie zip in the movies with the groupie who beat the Hootie & the Blowfish with the Sioux wing. Soothing sound movin pounds vogue is this guy cat skies map map with my Mac
He's not Arab. He's half Pakistani. His dad's from Pakistan and mom's from Ireland.
4 года назад
... Or you come from a victim culture that blames all its problems on others. Abortions, murder, disrespect of women and offspring, all extremely prevalent in your communities .
Someone should make a documentary on Hollywood Parents, who's offspring grow up to work in pron. Maybe call it *8 simple rules on how Not raise your Daughter.* I hope someone sees what I did there at the end.
One of the best things about getting older is that I don't have to CARE who these people are.
It must be all they can get. Spade is too talented a comedian to not see how much they suck.
I hear you man, this video title might as well be a Mad Lib with blanks for the names (except for Spadely's of course)
Robert Schwartz 🎯🎯🎯
YES.
David Spade is the greatest thing to ever happen in America
Bill Hicks was truly?
David Spade, you seem like a good friend and you're hilarious. So glad you have this show!
Erika Long I waited on him at my old job my second day, I undercharged him, I was training, he caught it, and we fixed it. He was super cool and didn’t get mad as well, he also saved my ass from getting in trouble. He is cool as fuck.
Why is Jake Paul even a topic of conversation? Why are any of these people a topic of conversation? They’re ALL IRRELEVANT
Well look at him he's like a God in human form why wouldn't they talk about him I'm surprised they didn't bring up the other brother
thomas augo 🤮🤮🤮🤮bish, you blind?
@@beekeeper2036 no it was a joke
thomas augo Kudos. Worded just like his pre-teen followers. You had me fooled.
@@beekeeper2036 o no that was definitely my attempt at humor it's probably funnier if spoken then written
The best part is no one understood the Jake Paul segment hahahahahaha not even the audience... It makes me uncomfortable how much my generation look up to these “influencers”. I promise, we’re not all uneducated narcissists.
genius
P.S. I’m still stoked you brought back comedy to late night! Spade is the freaking best
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
Disgrace that this comment is overlooked...tsk tsk....
I thought it was "In Diana Jones"
"Have a sequel" so savage..
LOL "tambourine player" and that's not Racism...pffftt....it's just playing dressup!
Tony Rock tries so hard to be “the black guy”
Ye right, like literally every sentence out of his mouth includes "black" och "white"... It's getting booring.
@E Z That's kindof how standup comedy works. When you get up in front of a crowd you have to either address why you're not what you look like, or lean hard into what you look like. Stereotypes are half the fun and completely necessary until you're famous enough to be a household name. I guarantee Tony would win all of us over if we were just hanging and joking.
Also this show is not where you're going to find ANY of the guests best comedy. This is cable lowest-common-denominator type humor. They go for only low-hanging fruit.
@E Z I can def hear you on that. Also sorry for my brash tone before. Sometimes I get a little agro on the web. ha. Here's to less stereotypes in real life and the general media!
Yeah. It’s boring
wait but zane isn’t white
Schindler's fist...
That jacket is pure quacker factory.
😂😂😂
Please put the comedians names in the description!
That's ironic about Steven Spielberg's daughter, since Drew Barrymore said when she posed in Playboy years ago he told her to cover up.
"And have a sequel!" BEST line of the clip 🤣
Spade, call Disney+. Get them to bring back Kuzco!
Beware the grooove....
The tambourine player from one direction
“ ET wanted in on that?” 😂
So...this is the reason I like actual celebrities like David Spade.
And not literal-who e-celebs. Because Spade has talent.
I wish they would put the monologue back at the beginning of the show.
The more I watch this show, the more I miss Tough Crowd
Mr. Potato Head lol
If you are going to have nobodies talking about other irrelevant people, at least put their names in the description please.
zayn isnt white
I read this headline and was like wtf and who?
Love this show
Ill be seeing Spielberg soon
Wow, so ET now means Extra Testicle....
Mr. Potato Head or racist. If there’s a choice I know which one I’m going with. What’s wrong with the world? One thing, everyone out here looking for something to cry about.
i actually said it looked like Mr Potato Head on the fashion show video when everyone else was crying racist. That is exactly what it reminded me of.
I had no idea who those people were.
"the tambourine player from one direction" well i won't bet my money on this one 🙃🙃🙃
I searched for Spielberg’s daughter IMMEDIATELY after this
Edit: Daaaaaaayyyyyyyyum
How is it racist? They see themselves in it and call people racist lmao
Chris is a legend
I can't get past the white boots and cheetah print. Gurl!
I miss being able to say "That can't be real!"
WTF? How old is his daughter? If you told me that was his granddaughter I’d believe you 😆😆
in october she was still 37
Man, I really miss David’s gold day-date!
The dresses were so last year.
Ok, what is her name
Human trading cards lol
Thank you fashion.
We’ll move on, bc no one knows what’s going on.
The black guy totally hacks the joke of the White guy’s and just retells it, but with black people references.
If a black woman says something is racist......so everything is racist?
Hey. I'm a black comedian. I'm black. Did I mention I'm black? Because I'm black.....
How is that fashion nonsense racist ?
Hey ET hasn't worked in a while, that long pointy finger with the glow needs a new job.
I don’t know who you are either...
I cant stand jake Paul.
Spielberg wouldn't give her a part in IJ5 so this is her revenge.
Michael P. Shipley
Boooooo!🍅🍅🍅🍅
Black comics can only talk about racism and race...they literally have NOTHING else.
E.T. wanted in on it?
im just glad the pregnant chick isnt on the panel
Exactly... Nobody gives a shit about these people or the Kardashians or any other irrelevant celebrity who wants attention. Love Spade but let's give some kudos for Joaquin and other regular people doing good in the world. Love the comedy yet would love to see some realness too
PLEASE never bring Rock back
its fake Paul
Spielberg's daughter Mikaela George Spielberg. your welcome
nice. im buying box of tissues
cause i'm sick
@@starxhilmie yes you are sick
Good luck finding any porn using that name.
@@seanwilks7712 Laurence Fishburne the actor also has a daughter doing porn, or she did porn, i have seen it, nothing special. just hilarious that famous actors/directors kids choose to do this type of Prostitution. Daddy no like.. tom hanks son a wannabe Gangster rapper, They are rebelling against their dads. it is fkn hilarious.
@@kiddalingur dafaq is there to rebel against Tom Hanks tho lmao
Please explain how big ears, furry eyebrows and big lips are racist.
Silly Goose google Jim Crow, the depiction of black people from the past two centuries are full of over characterization of “black” facial features and give them goofy/dumb personality. Black face is also credited to this when in 1900 white actors would play as a black person in plays or film, and they would wear exaggerated and offensive makeup around the lips and ears
Only an American would consider the Mr Potato head pieces racist. The lips are big, like many people (my Filipino wife for example), the eyebrows are Neanderthal, and the ears are a joke. Mick Jagger has big lips, does that make him a racist statement? Americans need to get over their thin skin.
@@bumblebeebrass164 but what does models wearing exaggerated facial body parts have to do with jim crow?
I just dont see the connection. I think people are just trying to bring racism into every area of life.
Silly Goose do u not see the similarities? It’s night and day for me
Because Donald Trump came up with the costume idea.
Imagine your the last man on earth and you find out this is the only woman available. Kr- eye - st. ----> 2:17
we can only hope
Jake Paul is a Boxer. Paul's boxing career began in August 2018, when he defeated British RUclipsr Deji Olatunji in an amateur contest via TKO in the fifth round. Turning professional, Paul beat the RUclipsr AnEsonGib in January 2020, via TKO in the first round. Paul was scheduled to fight the 7-0 boxer Tommy Fury in December 2021, in his fifth professional fight. On December 6, 2021, 12 days before their fight, Fury was forced to pull out of the fight due to an injury. Former UFC champion Tyron Woodley stepped in on the same day, for a rematch set for December 18, 2021, at the Amalie Arena, in Tampa, Florida. Paul won the rematch by KO in the 6th round.
It's funny how they never wear anything good on runway's.
"the tambourine player from one direction"? They don't even know how talented he is...
"If a black woman says something is racist believe her." Like that time a black chick attacked a guy for having dreadlocks. I'm not getting a racist vibe from those costumes. But saying that's what black people look like seems racist.
why is the black dude keep bringing up white people
Pull up the Dukie soupy
Shoop.. TLC, Scooby Doobie. He saw me in the movie
zip in the movies with the groupie
who beat the Hootie & the Blowfish with the Sioux wing.
Soothing sound movin pounds
vogue is this guy cat skies map map with my Mac
sjw vibes......not liking this.....
I question their true genders
Um, Zayn isn't white. He's Arab....
He's not Arab. He's half Pakistani. His dad's from Pakistan and mom's from Ireland.
... Or you come from a victim culture that blames all its problems on others. Abortions, murder, disrespect of women and offspring, all extremely prevalent in your communities .
Someone should make a documentary on Hollywood Parents, who's offspring grow up to work in pron. Maybe call it *8 simple rules on how Not raise your Daughter.*
I hope someone sees what I did there at the end.
You sir deserve pancakes for breakfast and a fist bump explosion. Yeeah!🤜💥👊
You forgot the word (to) in-between not and raise*
You need to practice the art of proofreading. And your generic attempt at humor reminded me of middle school. I guess not everyone can be comedians.
Picolas Cage
Ok?
Jake Paul at least has some talent, in theory. Gig was born rich and pretty
LOL!!!!!!!!
old people trying to be funny
I'm 5th comment
Andrew Morino and first dumbass
And you will never be number 5, much less number 1, in anything that actually matters in life.
Get a life, you fkng loser.
Im first comment