Disease Comparison: Kill Rate and Number of Deaths

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @orangemoose479
    @orangemoose479 4 года назад +5150

    When the most deadly disease isn’t _YOU_
    Edit: This comment was always the same, some people have just found a way to argue in the comments. The reason it was edited before is because there was a typo.

  • @Asu01
    @Asu01 4 года назад +5601

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @aravsingh5064
      @aravsingh5064 4 года назад +30

      China gay

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 года назад +121

      That was a great meme!

    • @dedededed_
      @dedededed_ 4 года назад +78

      At least he didn't lie back then.

    • @ukatofarticus9046
      @ukatofarticus9046 4 года назад +88

      Truly tragic. Big man Tyrone knows what he's talking about.

    • @danwashereman
      @danwashereman 4 года назад +47

      Yeah, but they don’t tell you that on the news...

  • @RandomOrdinary_Girl_6123
    @RandomOrdinary_Girl_6123 4 года назад +534

    “In 28 weeks, the whole population could be wiped out”
    Well, at least I don’t have to worry about becoming an adult

    • @GreenyTheTiger
      @GreenyTheTiger 4 года назад +29

      No taxes for me mom

    • @nar-mc5iq
      @nar-mc5iq 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 4 года назад +6

      I have something called ambition but ok

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +7

      @@prdarlin *DETERMINATION*

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 4 года назад +2

      @@Ugh718 No, not really. Ambition is not the same thing as determination.

  • @west1side.
    @west1side. 4 года назад +2611

    Imagine the world population if no diseases existed...

    • @izuix5629
      @izuix5629 4 года назад +505

      imagine the world population if abortion was never legalized

    • @DiepPhamAnNguyen
      @DiepPhamAnNguyen 4 года назад +197

      world wars and other disasters

    • @tessticole672
      @tessticole672 4 года назад +267

      Diseases are actually pretty good because they wipe out a lot of people and the world would be so cramped without them

    • @Папа-п4о
      @Папа-п4о 4 года назад +308

      Imagine if condoms never invented.

    • @myrmyxo
      @myrmyxo 4 года назад +134

      Imagine if you stopped eating your own poop

  • @jacopoparenti9939
    @jacopoparenti9939 4 года назад +597

    Tubercolosis: 1.000.000.000 deaths
    Captions: [Laughter]

    • @rodricbr
      @rodricbr 4 года назад +17

      bruh

    • @mysticalcharles5805
      @mysticalcharles5805 4 года назад +39

      that's creepy tho

    • @MouseR985
      @MouseR985 4 года назад +18

      Arthur Morgan flashbacks

    • @simra2272
      @simra2272 4 года назад +9

      Pajeet Patel captions (you are the best at trolling pajeet now start watching the vid normally)

    • @mirage8825
      @mirage8825 4 года назад +2

      That is Malária laughter

  • @TheUnitedAlliance724
    @TheUnitedAlliance724 4 года назад +110

    “In 28 weeks it could wipe out every single person on Earth...”
    Wow, you my friend must have been playing too much plague inc.

    • @anandramniklal6239
      @anandramniklal6239 4 года назад +2

      Yeah lol
      I searched on RUclips and the number of people killed by malaria in 2017 was 435 k it cant be 5 B in 2020

    • @strawberrymagpie
      @strawberrymagpie 4 года назад +7

      Uncle Granda I think it meant in all of history

    • @lolpsp4138
      @lolpsp4138 4 года назад +4

      @@anandramniklal6239 lol its troughtout history but i think you dont know that

    • @arcaipekyun4232
      @arcaipekyun4232 4 года назад

      Uncle Granda people killed from malaria in 2017 ALONE is 435k. Do you are have stupid

    • @Kedamono456
      @Kedamono456 Год назад

      100 likes

  • @artlord902
    @artlord902 4 года назад +859

    Covid : Enough time to spend with your family in lockdown
    Black death : Enough time to choose your favourite coffin..

    • @coyoparty5069
      @coyoparty5069 4 года назад +40

      @Pajeet Patel What-

    • @ColWilBald
      @ColWilBald 4 года назад +36

      Pajeet Patel The legend returns

    • @Alanbec3
      @Alanbec3 4 года назад +39

      @Pajeet Patel You are a Time Traveler. You're experiencing COVID-79, while we experience COVID-19.... I ask you, how many people have died?

    • @DaKringyKidz
      @DaKringyKidz 4 года назад

      Alan Becerra ...

    • @Alanbec3
      @Alanbec3 4 года назад +9

      @@DaKringyKidz I was being sarcastic.

  • @nytrex_yt7417
    @nytrex_yt7417 4 года назад +654

    Greenland: *Wait, You guys are getting diseases?*

  • @karpagamnarayanan8205
    @karpagamnarayanan8205 4 года назад +349

    Covid: I'm a big virus
    Smallpox: hold my beer
    Covid after 28 weeks: shut up

    • @IntiNiko
      @IntiNiko 4 года назад +2

      xD

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 4 года назад +4

      Reality: covid 19: *I AM DEAD*

    • @3TERE4L
      @3TERE4L 4 года назад +6

      Baby covid: I want to be the biggest virus ever >:)
      Covid after 28 weeks: I’m the biggest virus ever y’all need to bow down to me >:)
      Me: Evil covid
      Also me after covid hit me: I’ll get u covid I don’t deserve this u do
      Covid:shut up I don’t care weak Human DIE BABY DIE
      God: covid is removed
      Everyone: yay haha covid >:)

    • @gamerguru2995
      @gamerguru2995 4 года назад +8

      Covid: shut the hell up commenters

    • @folkdom_1236
      @folkdom_1236 4 года назад +5

      @@3TERE4L Black Plague: Hahha what a cute little virus! XD
      Malaria: hold my disease!

  • @Satu_Supari
    @Satu_Supari 4 года назад +519

    Plague: 240 million kills, gets all the hype.
    Malaria: 5 billion kills and counting, chills in the corner.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 года назад +62

      Mostly because it's over a much longer time span instead of a few concentrated plagues.

    • @soulkeeper9523
      @soulkeeper9523 4 года назад +71

      @Pajeet Patel 7 billion not million

    • @Satu_Supari
      @Satu_Supari 4 года назад +34

      Pajeet Patel So you are the Famous Pajeet Patel everyone talks about.
      Nice to finally meet you 🙋

    • @simra2272
      @simra2272 4 года назад +5

      Dhananjay Singh ikr I finally saw his comments

    • @kanroji6447
      @kanroji6447 4 года назад +10

      @Pajeet Patel i like how someone stupid like you still exists.

  • @notevencalm
    @notevencalm 4 года назад +451

    Turn on the captions it says [Laughter]

    • @input3471
      @input3471 4 года назад +11

      Oh oh oh wombo combo

    • @nazbmn242
      @nazbmn242 4 года назад +17

      @@raiyanlakhani1673 no.
      Imagine pewdiepie promoting his own channel on RUclips comments

    • @kne5829
      @kne5829 4 года назад +11

      *[ A p p l a u s e ]*

    • @notevencalm
      @notevencalm 4 года назад +30

      @Pajeet Patel wtf why are you here you fuckin troll

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 4 года назад +7

      @Pajeet Patel
      damn ngl bro that's funny I'm literally dying haha

  • @iddieswadidies1450
    @iddieswadidies1450 4 года назад +37

    video: *MOST DEADLY DISEASES*
    subtitles: [laughter]

  • @gateopssss
    @gateopssss 4 года назад +575

    *Reigarw:* Stay safe, stay home.
    *US:* Did someone say protest?

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 4 года назад +30

      American Big Brain time

    • @axl-mb1284
      @axl-mb1284 4 года назад +26

      B-But I need to dye my hair! 😠😠😠

    • @javiertorrealbacordero1913
      @javiertorrealbacordero1913 4 года назад +13

      Aw yes, make weapon shops essential and inject desinfectant in people

    • @davidfreeman2522
      @davidfreeman2522 4 года назад

      Baaaa

    • @gateopssss
      @gateopssss 4 года назад +8

      ​@Jarred Wardrup Population
      US: ~320 Million
      UK: ~66 Million
      Italy: ~60 Million
      Your point? I'm just pointing out US protesters are really REALLY dumb, especially in this Covid-19 case. Your news are what i see each day, not UK or Italy.

  • @eli_727
    @eli_727 4 года назад +311

    If every time coffin dance is played someone dies, that’s ur bonus lvl

    • @champthephantomthief793
      @champthephantomthief793 4 года назад +4

      @Pajeet Patel WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +2

      Who would win
      Your life
      Vs
      6 dancin bois

    • @hoanghoapham8317
      @hoanghoapham8317 4 года назад

      Thats 8*7 billion...
      Is 56 billion secs!
      Is 1.776 years.

    • @mizuki7yearsago626
      @mizuki7yearsago626 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel you don't know coffin meme? you're not a man of culture..

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel ruclips.net/video/I2fI75bMohA/видео.html

  • @goowadeshravni2479
    @goowadeshravni2479 4 года назад +193

    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    Captions: *[LAughTer]*

  • @distractible8021
    @distractible8021 4 года назад +104

    Thumbnail: Each dot is one coffin
    The coffin dancers: *Ah shit, here we go again*

    • @eresball5413
      @eresball5413 4 года назад

      Pajeet Patel what?

    • @yeet5302
      @yeet5302 4 года назад +7

      @Pajeet Patel
      r/youngpeopleonyoutube

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 4 года назад +2

      @Pajeet Patel "everywhere i go, i see his stupid face" ~Spooderman
      Also.. STFU

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel ruclips.net/video/I2fI75bMohA/видео.html

    • @AdrasHoriaGaming
      @AdrasHoriaGaming 4 года назад

      @@yeet5302 /r/trollsuccesful

  • @Snakicus123
    @Snakicus123 4 года назад +172

    100% Mortality Rate:
    When your mom calls you by your full name

    • @user-jo6go1hd2b
      @user-jo6go1hd2b 4 года назад +2

      @Pajeet Patel r/wooosh kiddo

    • @anonymousj6406
      @anonymousj6406 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel why?
      Just why?
      Are u broke?
      U nerd get the hell outta here

    • @asliceofcheese7152
      @asliceofcheese7152 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      This is a joke
      You are wooshed

    • @cheifvitaminwater7701
      @cheifvitaminwater7701 4 года назад

      i got goose bumps.

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel ruclips.net/video/I2fI75bMohA/видео.html

  • @ToeTicklingTimmy
    @ToeTicklingTimmy 4 года назад +163

    These coffins look like boxes when there’s too much coffins lol

    • @reazulislam.656
      @reazulislam.656 4 года назад +2

      why are you saying lol they are dead you should be sad

    • @Gravitree9102
      @Gravitree9102 4 года назад +6

      @@reazulislam.656 No, who cares about them

    • @caringheart34
      @caringheart34 4 года назад +9

      @@Gravitree9102 you'll care about them if one of them is a close relative of your family, if you even care about them.

    • @SxCAceYT
      @SxCAceYT 4 года назад +6

      @@Gravitree9102 you only care about your self I hate everybody but I care Them I don't want them in danger

    • @Gravitree9102
      @Gravitree9102 4 года назад +1

      @@caringheart34 actually no

  • @Kristina-wc8dg
    @Kristina-wc8dg 4 года назад +317

    Black death: DIE!
    Malaria:aww he said his first words

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 4 года назад +4

      Kristina TRUEE

    • @jimboydejuan7869
      @jimboydejuan7869 4 года назад +5

      be like COVID-19: Are Dare you challenge me?

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +27

      @Pajeet Patel hmm yes, i remember there was a guy like you on the early video and he got a lot of hate as well, he became the ice age baby

    • @Epsi_Cron
      @Epsi_Cron 4 года назад

      Super Covid-19: You know you’re just a teenager compared to me, right?

    • @SquirrelASMR
      @SquirrelASMR 4 года назад +1

      Squirrels still carry the black death, but you can get easily cured with antibiotics.

  • @badgitsy
    @badgitsy 4 года назад +339

    These early comments are just numbers and hi's...

    • @aravsingh5064
      @aravsingh5064 4 года назад

      China gay

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +4

      @@raiyanlakhani1673 spammer, just find another way to make yourself popular

    • @jd1815
      @jd1815 4 года назад +13

      Pajeet Patel you returned?

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +2

      @Joe Mama nah fam, that's just a troll

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 года назад +1

      @Joe Mama He's a troll no need to get so worked up.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 4 года назад +128

    Covid-19: I have killed THOUSANDS!!
    The Black Death: Aww, you're cute.

    • @Eggulyte
      @Eggulyte 4 года назад +20

      Malaria: Pathetic.

    • @cephyy326
      @cephyy326 4 года назад +7

      28 weeks later...
      Covid-19: [Laughter]

    • @Eggulyte
      @Eggulyte 4 года назад +1

      @E.Z well I just did based on how much people died

    • @jerseyhub9396
      @jerseyhub9396 4 года назад +1

      Malaria: Amateurs

    • @Eggulyte
      @Eggulyte 4 года назад

      @E.Z I'm not trying to say that it is, im just doing the death count, not how fast it kills

  • @simitdevi3720
    @simitdevi3720 4 года назад +56

    people : we are running out of content due to covid -19
    *reigraw comparison-say no more*

    • @simitdevi3720
      @simitdevi3720 4 года назад +1

      @Ben Blanco you must know about things happening outside your home for content how r u suppose to get that information

    • @bombtastic2952
      @bombtastic2952 4 года назад

      @@simitdevi3720 by using the internet

    • @plxsh404
      @plxsh404 4 года назад

      No more

    • @simitdevi3720
      @simitdevi3720 4 года назад

      @@bombtastic2952 and u think u will get everythin' accurate

  • @MH-yc5pr
    @MH-yc5pr 4 года назад +139

    Someone: Makes a comment
    Pajeet Patel: It's free real estate

    • @MH-yc5pr
      @MH-yc5pr 4 года назад +41

      @Pajeet Patel Well you just proved my comment

    • @ThePridePilot
      @ThePridePilot 4 года назад +8

      @Pajeet Patel Hey, i think i just found your dignity.
      Its right here ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @Epsi_Cron
      @Epsi_Cron 4 года назад +2

      irgendjemand der gerade schlecht gelaunt ist lolz

    • @ThePridePilot
      @ThePridePilot 4 года назад +2

      @@Epsi_Cron shh

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 4 года назад +1

      JellyDog 110 lol

  • @theoneandonlystork
    @theoneandonlystork 3 года назад +27

    Rest in peace to those whose souls have perished under diseases. Best of wishes

  • @ServetS
    @ServetS 4 года назад +52

    Black death : IM GONNA END THIS WORLD
    Malaria : Hold my Cell

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 года назад +26

    Influenza has 100,000,000 deaths
    Me:sees that there’s is 2 minutes left
    Me:I don’t like where this is going

  • @mocharoll6905
    @mocharoll6905 4 года назад +14

    Ok, the bit at the end no joke FREAKED ME OUT. I never wanna go outside again, even when the outbreak is over ;-;

  • @صفا-ه8ل
    @صفا-ه8ل 4 года назад +78

    Nobody :
    Malaria : The corona is a just a little baby
    Coronavirus : *dance with coffin*

    • @hmmtheyesguy
      @hmmtheyesguy 4 года назад +6

      @Pajeet Patel what if i dont vote him?

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 4 года назад +13

      @Pajeet Patel Congratulations! Your Covid-19 evolved into Covid 79. Do you wish to give it a nickname?

    • @user-jo6go1hd2b
      @user-jo6go1hd2b 4 года назад +5

      @Pajeet Patel wow, at least you didn't call it iCovid-19 Max Pro.
      Also, stop reminding me that Indians shouldn't have internet.

    • @roxxxxasin4806
      @roxxxxasin4806 4 года назад +2

      Black death: ???

    • @roxxxxasin4806
      @roxxxxasin4806 4 года назад

      COVID-20 PRO MAX: ???

  • @ieatbabies3281
    @ieatbabies3281 4 года назад +52

    Captions: Laughter
    Deaf people: *Laughs at the dead

    • @ididntgetthejoke5818
      @ididntgetthejoke5818 4 года назад +1

      WeLl AcTuAlLy It DoEsN'T wOrK lIke ThIs LmAo

    • @AdornedProduct1
      @AdornedProduct1 4 года назад

      キングクルール r/itswooooshwith4o’s

    • @ididntgetthejoke5818
      @ididntgetthejoke5818 4 года назад

      @キングクルール doesn't my nickname say something? Reverse uno card, r/wooosh to you

  • @Bebe-rn2fh
    @Bebe-rn2fh 4 года назад +73

    1:32 One of those coffins belong to Freddie Mercury :”(

  • @weruzzzi5246
    @weruzzzi5246 4 года назад +272

    Why everyone hate edited comment?

  • @qasmokes
    @qasmokes 4 года назад +86

    Me: Knows coronavirus isn't that big.
    Reigarw: Shows the rate at the end
    Me: *Ah shit here we go again*

    • @azuragaming5227
      @azuragaming5227 4 года назад +18

      @Pajeet Patel dude its in history so you have to take time scale

    • @madmax2069
      @madmax2069 4 года назад +14

      @Pajeet Patel you must be really stupid.

    • @qasmokes
      @qasmokes 4 года назад

      @Azad Bajwa What's wrong with it Mr. Ouselle?

    • @qasmokes
      @qasmokes 4 года назад +3

      @Azad Bajwa Says i don't care. Proceeds to reply

    • @qasmokes
      @qasmokes 4 года назад +3

      @Azad Bajwa 👏👏 Comedy gold

  • @reigen720
    @reigen720 4 года назад +24

    other comparison channels: exists
    reigarw: hippity hoppity get off my property

    • @bt_tfs
      @bt_tfs 4 года назад

      @Chelsea's World And here, we have a disease worse than plague, gachaitis. Once the host (almost always humans) gets infected, it is almost certainly too late for the host to do anything. Gachaitis also causes cringium, similar levels that can be compared to TikTokia and Robloxis.

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 3 года назад

      Honestly, I prefer WatchData

    • @bt_tfs
      @bt_tfs 3 года назад

      @ariskava well crap I guess we gotta quarantine this comment section

    • @bt_tfs
      @bt_tfs 3 года назад

      @Chxlsea plays you won't reach me with my tall legs

    • @bt_tfs
      @bt_tfs 3 года назад

      @l nothing l bruh it took you 4 months to get in here huh

  • @CoolMan0901
    @CoolMan0901 4 года назад +62

    You forgot one disease:
    Thanos' Finger Snap
    5B+ deaths
    Every .1 seconds, someone disintegrates!

    • @Dustin_MLG
      @Dustin_MLG 4 года назад +8

      @Pajeet Patel are you idiot u havent watched avengers infinity war LoL
      Jk yor not an idiot

    • @Dustin_MLG
      @Dustin_MLG 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha Chill now haha

    • @Dustin_MLG
      @Dustin_MLG 4 года назад +3

      avengers infinity war or endgame is not a kid movie

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 4 года назад +4

      Pathetic! What’s worse?
      National Dex cut: infinite hearts broken!!!

    • @cosmedcarton
      @cosmedcarton 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel hey shut up.

  • @CareyR1
    @CareyR1 4 года назад +19

    Covid-19: Sneeze into your elbow
    Black Death: Coffin Dance

  • @naraheisent
    @naraheisent 4 года назад +36

    Coronavirus: Every twelve seconds, someone dies
    Sociopaths:

    • @f.b.i.853
      @f.b.i.853 4 года назад +1

      What?

    • @dansu9144
      @dansu9144 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely makes no sense. And it fucking disgustes me that people liked this. Being a sociopath is ok.

    • @f.b.i.853
      @f.b.i.853 4 года назад

      Paolo Bonilla same

  • @datalented
    @datalented 4 года назад +8

    YOU ARE A BIG INSPIRATION, Reigarw Comparisons.
    Because of you i followed my Dreams and started my own RUclips Channel!
    Thank you so much, bro!

    • @sebiimhaus
      @sebiimhaus 4 года назад +2

      I subbed !

    • @motivationmakers1649
      @motivationmakers1649 4 года назад

      Great content dude!

    • @camantics131
      @camantics131 4 года назад

      Sebi subs you a lot mush 🤔🤔🤔

    • @camantics131
      @camantics131 4 года назад +1

      You also need to decide which channel is a big inspiration to you. Yesterday it was woraph. Think the day before it was watchdata 😂😂😂

    • @datalented
      @datalented 4 года назад

      @@camantics131 It is difficult to grow on youtube, especially at the start. And they all are big idols for me. :)

  • @bulgaria9003
    @bulgaria9003 4 года назад +11

    Them: predicts extinction in the future
    Reigarw: HUMAN EXTINCTION IN 2020

  • @everysubscribergetsonebles2779
    @everysubscribergetsonebles2779 4 года назад +9

    Coronavirus:Am i a joke to you?
    Malaria:Yes.

  • @marsean3362
    @marsean3362 4 года назад +39

    People: Dying,suffering because of virus
    Captions: Laughter,Applause

    • @jordinne2201
      @jordinne2201 4 года назад +1

      @@raiyanlakhani1673 no

    • @dressmeinapathy
      @dressmeinapathy 4 года назад +2

      @@raiyanlakhani1673 Are you a bot?

    • @raiyanlakhani1673
      @raiyanlakhani1673 4 года назад

      Kylene Pearson nah.. just a random guy trying to do something new

  • @LieutenantFoxtrot
    @LieutenantFoxtrot 4 года назад +52

    Ebola: *Has killed 11,300 people*
    Me: It's probably busy fighting the Coronavirus now

    • @zachb9965
      @zachb9965 4 года назад

      i want to see corona vs ebola

  • @holy_king9384
    @holy_king9384 4 года назад +27

    Plegue: im the best
    Malaria: no me
    Covid19: im tiny
    " 28 weeks later"
    Covid19: u guys are very tiny

    • @assadarlingtoni
      @assadarlingtoni 4 года назад +8

      Lol Coronavirus will never beat Plague nor Malaria, i doubt it will get over 2 million deaths

    • @MichScythe
      @MichScythe 4 года назад +2

      Think about it, 4 million cases in 5 months, 5 months later 8 million. Coronavirus will probably cap at 11 million cases.

    • @talhaali9132
      @talhaali9132 4 года назад +1

      humans: must use microspopic instruments to see all of the above cuz they are so freaking small

    • @viiiiiiiipuri
      @viiiiiiiipuri 4 года назад

      Well shoot.

    • @Flashlight237
      @Flashlight237 4 года назад

      @@MichScythe I'm personally predicting 7.3 million cases in the US alone assuming a constant 20k a day confirmed; 80 million assuming the 11x or more prediction was right.

  • @DataWatch.
    @DataWatch. 4 года назад +12

    Still the daddy of comparison slides 💪. Maybe one day I’ll catch up 😂

    • @DataWatch.
      @DataWatch. 4 года назад

      Pajeet Patel I wondered how long before you showed up! I’m 10 stone wet through so no issues on that front 👍

  • @thatpopplio6410
    @thatpopplio6410 4 года назад +14

    Video: *Shows Tuberculosis*
    Captions: *Laughter*
    Video: "This is Coronavirus. It may look tiny now, but unlike other diseases there are not cure nor vaccines"
    Captions: *APPLAUSE*
    Lol

    • @habajuza
      @habajuza 4 года назад +1

      @@IJoeAceJRI whats that im too lazy to google that

    • @habajuza
      @habajuza 4 года назад

      @@IJoeAceJRI Can you link me the page where you found that information ?

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 года назад

      So you have chosen...
      *DEATH*

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 года назад

      @@IJoeAceJRI Bro, that is false information. It is not confirmed whether or not hydroxylchloroquine cures the virus. InfoWars is a TERRIBLE source for information. Stop spreading conspiracy fantasies about the coronavirus.

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 года назад

      JoeAceJR You didn't even listen. I said that your sources are invalid. InfoWars is a terrible source of information. So you statements are founded on no credible grounds.

  • @younan484
    @younan484 4 года назад +19

    Coronavirus: stay home
    Black death: close your window

  • @_makoto_b_4102
    @_makoto_b_4102 4 года назад +28

    Me: Has 30 kills in cod
    Also me: OMG LETS GOO
    Malaria: aww thats cute

    • @euphoriaggaminghd
      @euphoriaggaminghd 4 года назад +2

      @Pajeet Patel jesus your comment scrack me up

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel ruclips.net/video/I2fI75bMohA/видео.html

    • @jackdaelendioquino2325
      @jackdaelendioquino2325 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel Ok Boomer

  • @st3am267
    @st3am267 4 года назад +18

    Came here 2 minutes after video came out
    But let's have a moment of silence for those who died.

  • @soto3520
    @soto3520 3 года назад +7

    Corona: I'm so fast
    Mosquitoes: feel my bite!

  • @DataWatch.
    @DataWatch. 4 года назад +8

    My favourite channel! Trying to make nice animations isn’t easy

    • @egg9709
      @egg9709 4 года назад

      do you wish to delete pajeet.exe? The file cannot be recovered.

    • @DataWatch.
      @DataWatch. 4 года назад

      Egg 🤔

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 4 года назад

      @@egg9709 *Presses Yes*
      Deleting...
      File_StupidNibber deleted...
      Pajeet.exe has been deleted
      Pajeet.img is deleted...
      Pajeet.txt
      Pajeet_existence.JPEG has been removed...

    • @jackdaelendioquino2325
      @jackdaelendioquino2325 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel Ok Boomer

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 4 года назад +5

    Plague: I'm the most deadliest virus
    Smallpox: Hold my 300 million deaths
    Malaria: *Hold my 5 billion killstreak*

  • @xa-xii4865
    @xa-xii4865 4 года назад +12

    No one:
    Not even Sophia Diamond:
    Subtitles:
    [Laughter]
    [Music]

    • @tommaso389
      @tommaso389 4 года назад +1

      TikTok *after laughter comes tears*

  • @samanatu4123
    @samanatu4123 4 года назад +57

    I wasn’t super worried about the Coronavirus. Now, I’m boarding up my doors and windows, and kicking my wife out of the house.

    • @viccyyboii3308
      @viccyyboii3308 4 года назад +15

      Unless youre 60+ or you have a very weak immune system then you are fine

    • @Howdy762
      @Howdy762 4 года назад

      "Technically if you died from a clear alternate death, you'd still be counted as a COVID-19 death". - IDPH Director Dr. Ngozi Ezike
      They are inflating numbers and this doctor said it publicly at a podium flanked by the American and State of Illinois flags. You wanna tell me this isn't all a buncha BS now?
      week.com/2020/04/20/idph-director-explains-how-covid-deaths-are-classified/

    • @rei.of.sunshine
      @rei.of.sunshine 4 года назад +13

      Bilmo Blampkins NO! THAT’S NOT NECESSARILY TRUE! YOU SHOULD NOT BE SPREADING RUMORS LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY IF THEY COULD BE DEADLY! MANY PEOPLE THAT WERE IN THERE 30s-40s HAVE DIED, AND YOU COULD STILL CARRY IT! ALSO, JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT DIE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T STILL GET VERY SICK!

    • @kondzio2062
      @kondzio2062 4 года назад +14

      @@rei.of.sunshine lethality rate among young people is

    • @yenjungliu4600
      @yenjungliu4600 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @skellq4385
    @skellq4385 4 года назад +17

    Polio: dont move
    Black death: buy a coffin
    Covid 19: stay home
    Rabies: kids these days
    *black death has gotten angry*

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 года назад +2

      Malaria: *laughs in mosquito*

    • @skellq4385
      @skellq4385 4 года назад

      0 nice idea will you allow me to add that to my comment?

    • @Saul20239
      @Saul20239 4 года назад

      Hotel: trivago

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 года назад

      @@skellq4385 go for it

  • @skellq4385
    @skellq4385 4 года назад +30

    the most deadly disease is LIFE
    Life: hey blamer
    News reporter: kids these days

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +8

    Plague: I'm the most deadly disease that's ever existed!
    Malaria: Hold my beer.

    • @ajl8975
      @ajl8975 4 года назад +1

      I mean, the plague is estimated to have killed 2/3 of the whole wold’s population in one go. Sure malaria has a high kill count, but kill count is nothing compared to almost being an actual extinction event.

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 года назад +2

      @Sniper Exo Pilot The plague killed around half of Europe's population, maybe up to 60%, for a total of around 50 million people.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 4 года назад

      Coronavirus: This is beyond pathetic!

    • @sanic8324
      @sanic8324 4 года назад

      Also measeals, smallpox and tuberculosis.

    • @jafsjafs8820
      @jafsjafs8820 2 года назад

      @@d1kgaws12 Malaria: yes you are pathetic.

  • @Ograws
    @Ograws 4 года назад +6

    I tested positive for tuberculosis in 2016. There was an outbreak in my local college and I was one of the unlucky few who caught it off patient zero. Luckily it was latent and didn't need medicine but I was asymptomatic throughout the infection. Scary stuff

  • @vanesus0697
    @vanesus0697 4 года назад +7

    No body:
    Literally no one:
    Not even a single soul:
    The captions:
    [Laughter]

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 года назад +38

    The best way to avoid these. Do not be near people and be an introvert.

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 4 года назад +1

      @Illusion no, you aren't. Just believe yourself and prove them wrong.

    • @Hilani
      @Hilani 4 года назад +2

      You still get it în The air u fool

    • @ghome6296
      @ghome6296 4 года назад

      Illusion Become rich and have muscles and everyone will say you are the best, even you stay introvert

    • @irsshill4502
      @irsshill4502 4 года назад

      Not malaria

    • @irsshill4502
      @irsshill4502 4 года назад

      Belony11zz USA government: that's were you are wrong pal

  • @ghostxd1597
    @ghostxd1597 4 года назад +22

    News: everybody should stay at home because of Covid-19
    People with Covid-19: It's adventure time boys!!

  • @NotOG_
    @NotOG_ 4 года назад +1

    Time to go to MARS... Elon Musk(starts the spaceship)

  • @frost5110
    @frost5110 4 года назад +33

    Seriously, No one cares when your the first

    • @burnx5598
      @burnx5598 4 года назад

      FIRST

    • @Mmyytt95
      @Mmyytt95 4 года назад +2

      *you’re. It’s 2020 and some people still can’t grasp basic English.

  • @pietrocalello9905
    @pietrocalello9905 4 года назад +94

    The most lethal things:
    *Thanos Snap:*

    • @XxXJOHNYB0YXxX
      @XxXJOHNYB0YXxX 4 года назад +4

      Pietro Calello not even. Malaria actually beats it out lol

    • @sirny7692
      @sirny7692 4 года назад

      Citrus God true

    • @Empenguin
      @Empenguin 4 года назад +1

      @@XxXJOHNYB0YXxX i agree, but if we go beyond planeterary levels, it's far more. Thanos exterminated half of the universe...not just earth.

    • @JJMDthelilypod
      @JJMDthelilypod 4 года назад +1

      Ebola has 90% lethality, and the thanos snap has 50%

    • @JJMDthelilypod
      @JJMDthelilypod 4 года назад

      @clobber that there kirb you right buddy

  • @garycotie6983
    @garycotie6983 4 года назад +19

    Is it just me or are the captions saying “applause”
    Also laughter

  • @miostati
    @miostati 4 года назад +39

    I remember I got the rotavirus when I was like 7 years old, seeing that now is like "woah I survived" pretty weird feeling lol

  • @squidweird2414
    @squidweird2414 4 года назад +14

    RUclips's auto caption: laughter, applause
    That's it. We are doomed now

    • @JH_handle
      @JH_handle 4 года назад +1

      Pajeet Patel crack head

    • @szj6801
      @szj6801 4 года назад +1

      Pajeet Patel cock

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel ruclips.net/video/I2fI75bMohA/видео.html

    • @cephyy326
      @cephyy326 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel stfu

  • @Da_Wither_Lord
    @Da_Wither_Lord 4 года назад +9

    Covid-19: Stay home protect health services save lives
    Black Death: sUp BrO, wE oUtTa oREoS aGaIn

  • @InfernoBxll
    @InfernoBxll 4 года назад +21

    Who already knew the coronavirus would be on here

  • @azleeinify
    @azleeinify 4 года назад +15

    Black death: im da dangerous pandemic ever
    Malaria: Uno reverse card

    • @EricaStrunk76
      @EricaStrunk76 4 года назад +2

      azleeinify well, that is kinda wrong the Black Death had 200-300 million. Malaria has about 5 million. Course then that happened in medieval Europe and the doctors didn’t know much but they tried
      **le claps for the doctors**

    • @azleeinify
      @azleeinify 4 года назад +4

      @@EricaStrunk76 malaria is 5.6 billion death right now

    • @ComradeAtomic
      @ComradeAtomic 4 года назад +2

      I’m still the deadliest pandemic.
      Malaria didn’t kill 5 billion people in one pandemic.
      Malaria from when it has been discovered to now caused 5,000,000,000 people to die.
      Plus, I have a way bigger kill rate then Malaria.

    • @infinitexadhy6973
      @infinitexadhy6973 4 года назад +2

      @@EricaStrunk76 in reality malaria has 5 billion so nope you are wrong

    • @PxrplePipk1n
      @PxrplePipk1n 4 года назад

      @@EricaStrunk76 5 billions not millions lmao

  • @user-mv2yi7xd9z
    @user-mv2yi7xd9z 4 года назад +19

    Where is "stay home, stay safe" part? Is it removed?

  • @pepravii
    @pepravii 4 года назад +3

    The music in tbe background makes this so chilling..

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift 4 года назад +8

    I realize that shit is crazy right now, but let us never forget the ultimate moral of this story...
    V A C C I N A T E Y O U R D A M N K I D S

  • @londoncastillo3086
    @londoncastillo3086 4 года назад +12

    Me sees Anthrax: GOT THE TIME TIK TIK TICKING IN MY HEAD

  • @user-jo6go1hd2b
    @user-jo6go1hd2b 4 года назад +25

    For Pajeet Patel:
    *The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent*

  • @duncanchillake8024
    @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +84

    don't get too excited because you're early, this guy is going to delete the comments in a few hours anyways
    (İ hope my comment is on the top so that i can remind people about this)

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +15

      @Pajeet Patel aren't you the angry indian guy from the last video, i remember when people were making memes about you, continue this reply streak and you will be famous in no time

    • @vviheron
      @vviheron 4 года назад +1

      @Pajeet Patel stop, i see you on every comment

    • @syndicatedsatellite7288
      @syndicatedsatellite7288 4 года назад +3

      Too many channels do exactly the same. They delete every comment that doesn't support the global elites.

    • @duncanchillake8024
      @duncanchillake8024 4 года назад +5

      @@syndicatedsatellite7288 true but i don't see anything related to the global elites, in fact, most of these comments are just memes

    • @shaggymotionless4269
      @shaggymotionless4269 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel shut up man, stop putting shit comments on here

  • @lenypumpkins3131
    @lenypumpkins3131 4 года назад +1

    Corona: I'm better than u.
    Malaria: You're cute.
    Dengue: You don't know how they replaced me with covid.

  • @thepaperempire7954
    @thepaperempire7954 4 года назад +25

    If there's yellow fever...
    Is there a red, orange, green, blue, purple or pink fever?

    • @visitbolivia1218
      @visitbolivia1218 4 года назад +2

      Football Fever!

    • @biif-ok9pc
      @biif-ok9pc 4 года назад

      No

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 4 года назад +2

      @Pajeet Patel your mom smelt ugly and r/whoosh

    • @altonquinn6440
      @altonquinn6440 4 года назад +2

      Pajeet Patel shut the fuck duck fukc rbsudsghe imup dummy man

    • @thepaperempire7954
      @thepaperempire7954 4 года назад +2

      @Pajeet Patel my nan could form a sentence that made more sense than yours, and she's dead.

  • @07kamichamakarin
    @07kamichamakarin 4 года назад +3

    Corona virus: No 'Almost zero deaths'
    Pewdiepie's playthrough: ZERO DEATHS

  • @YorkshireBall
    @YorkshireBall 4 года назад +1

    Coronavirus:I'm the big one now
    Malaria: wanna bet?

  • @goofybillydingle6198
    @goofybillydingle6198 4 года назад +6

    Corona: Stay home!
    Black Death: Stay in your coffin! :D

  • @syuraTONCET
    @syuraTONCET 4 года назад +6

    Coffin in the video: exist
    People in the comments: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @spacebrick5331
    @spacebrick5331 4 года назад +2

    *Malaria 5,000,000,000*
    Funeral dancers: we're gonna need a bigger coffin

  • @arsikphonegreat
    @arsikphonegreat 4 года назад +8

    We didn’t have YOU at the end, but...
    Captions: let’s fix this

  • @XMadness_X
    @XMadness_X 4 года назад +13

    Boomers: scared that they are gonna die from the Coronavirus
    Kids: leaves their houses and meets 5 other people

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 4 года назад +3

      you're not funny

    • @jimmy_gamer3344
      @jimmy_gamer3344 4 года назад +1

      @@royisdabest I agree

    • @XMadness_X
      @XMadness_X 4 года назад

      @@jimmy_gamer3344 imagine having spongebob as your yt picture 😒

    • @XMadness_X
      @XMadness_X 4 года назад

      @@royisdabest your not either

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 4 года назад +1

      @@XMadness_X I wasnt trying to be you incel

  • @viiiiiiiipuri
    @viiiiiiiipuri 3 года назад +1

    Me before watching this: oh a disease video! what could possibly go wrong?
    Me after watching this video: **stays away from every possible entity, whether is an animal or person**

  • @satanprobably8316
    @satanprobably8316 4 года назад +44

    “it could wipe out everyone”
    ok say that to the people whove already recovered

    • @IloveRumania
      @IloveRumania 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, so that won't be true. Some ppl are also asymptomatic.

    • @Eggulyte
      @Eggulyte 4 года назад +6

      there's also been people who got it more than once because it's mutating

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 4 года назад

      IKR?

    • @Jackc3105
      @Jackc3105 4 года назад +7

      Recent studies are showing you can be reinfected and the body has no memory of how to defeat it

    • @divingcheatingflamingo3270
      @divingcheatingflamingo3270 4 года назад +3

      Doc but it kills mostly people that’ are obese, diabetic, or have hypertension rn or any condition that weakens their immune system. It over exaggerates the amount of deaths

  • @onlyrezab8047
    @onlyrezab8047 4 года назад +28

    Now World: Coffine dance.

    • @notevencalm
      @notevencalm 4 года назад +9

      @Pajeet Patel change your name to Pakistani troll

    • @Koulstart
      @Koulstart 4 года назад +3

      @Pajeet Patel change yours to Karen plz

    • @bruh_660
      @bruh_660 4 года назад +2

      Pajeet Patel you just delete youtube

    • @khan1x1
      @khan1x1 4 года назад +1

      @@notevencalm hes not pakistani hes indian

    • @Thangutabbycat
      @Thangutabbycat 4 года назад

      @@khan1x1 i am an Indian but I am seeing the worst Indian RUclipsr who comments on each and every comment in opposite mode. 😂

  • @hausuandim1193
    @hausuandim1193 4 года назад +6

    Plague : everyperson dies a second
    Me : what? How is that not ...... nevermind

    • @ireneting7545
      @ireneting7545 4 года назад

      COVID 19: Hahahahaha Malaria:Enters the chat and boasts COVID 19:😵👿😾👎🏻🤛🏻error 1048328

    • @ComradeAtomic
      @ComradeAtomic 4 года назад

      Chelsea's World
      Wrong, your so wrong, never been more wrong.
      I’m a bacteria so you can only stop me from spreading with antibiotics.
      A vaccine only works with viruses.

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 4 года назад

      @@ComradeAtomic
      You are more powerful then that weak covid 19
      Don't worry
      He is just a wannabe of you
      He lives in your shadows
      And you will always be the most dangerous
      You should make a vid about that weak covid 19 virus thingy
      To prove that you are better!!!!!!!
      And also put a click bait title
      I recommend YOU USE THIS
      *"I cAlleD covid 19 and things weNt wRoNg!!!!!" (MinECrAft 2, forTnite 2 REVEALED!!!!!!*

    • @ComradeAtomic
      @ComradeAtomic 4 года назад

      hau suan dim
      Thanks...?

    • @hausuandim1193
      @hausuandim1193 4 года назад

      @@ComradeAtomic
      Now make that damn vid
      And show who that weak virus boss!!!!!

  • @oceanepetit9009
    @oceanepetit9009 4 года назад +7

    Coronavirus: every 12 seconds, a person dies and it could be *YOU* if you don't stay inside
    I'm joking please don't attack me but please stay inside your house

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 4 года назад +2

      Pajeet Patel YOU ARE ROBOT! Stop annoying people!

    • @EOskari00
      @EOskari00 4 года назад

      @@ShinyMew76 ur a pokemon

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 4 года назад

      icantfindaname ...!

  • @Akuretaki_Nikolay
    @Akuretaki_Nikolay 4 года назад +4

    Guys dont take this video too serious, recently new researches has been done in a collaboration with many specialists and new data has been reconstructed, just for Canada. Take these stats as approximate estimations !

  • @AmbiiAmbrr
    @AmbiiAmbrr 4 года назад +1

    Coronavirus: I'm gonna be the strongest virus in history!
    Black plague: I'm the most dangerous virus in history.
    Coronavirus: *what?*

  • @moyaiswag
    @moyaiswag 4 года назад +36

    🧼
    Don’t mind me, I’m just here to clean your screen. That last comment was pretty bad, be it a “first” or an unoriginal joke about a square.
    Sorry for the inconvenience.

    • @vviheron
      @vviheron 4 года назад

      yep, it was the 'first' comment lol

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 4 года назад +2

      Pajeet Patel Your so funny because your being a dummy! Lol

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 4 года назад

      Pajeet Patel dumb as a brick

    • @hmmtheyesguy
      @hmmtheyesguy 4 года назад

      @@porkquad thats insulting the brick

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator 4 года назад

      @Pajeet Patel u stupid

  • @FootCraft
    @FootCraft 4 года назад +7

    "But for simplicity, let's just visualise this insane scenario"
    I mean...
    If you say so?

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 года назад +2

      Insane and pretty much impossible. It would require everyone who recovers to get reinfected again and again until everyone is dead, and that's not how viruses work.

    • @Cheemma
      @Cheemma 4 года назад

      I got annoyed at that point. I know we need to be encouraging people to stay safe but why scaremonger with a literally impossible scenario?

    • @FootCraft
      @FootCraft 4 года назад

      @@Cheemma
      That's how he/she works
      And I like it
      I like knowing the facts

  • @Aikowashere-y3n
    @Aikowashere-y3n 3 года назад

    Tuberculosis:I’m the most deadly virus EVER!
    Malaria:hold my deaths

  • @yansongzeng7755
    @yansongzeng7755 4 года назад +7

    World panicking about corona.
    Reigarw comparisons: don’t worry there are many things worse than corona.
    Me: um

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 4 года назад

      Also reigarw comparisons: lol jk, if coronavirus keeps going at this rate it can kill the entire world in 28 weeks :P

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +5

    Malaria: I'm the most deadly disease ever!
    Corona virus: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @azazel166
    @azazel166 Год назад +1

    To think that something so tiny being the most efficient killer around.

  • @abebarlow6125
    @abebarlow6125 4 года назад +6

    smallpox isn’t almost zero deaths, it is zero deaths because it’s been eradicated

  • @PalmettoGD
    @PalmettoGD 4 года назад +4

    Me after watching the last 5 seconds of the video:
    *HOL UP*

  • @venomtherobo-alivesnake6557
    @venomtherobo-alivesnake6557 4 года назад +1

    COVID-19:I am the boss!
    Measles:No I am!
    Malaria:Silly virus’s I am the boss

  • @shl7269
    @shl7269 4 года назад +3

    Ummm you didn’t have to scare us like that in the end... JK I love ur channel!