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  • You know you're Mexican if you grew up with your mom telling you these sayings or quotes. What sayings does your mom say the most? Let us know in the comments!
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  • @TheCrazyGorilla
    @TheCrazyGorilla  5 лет назад +966

    What sayings does your mom say the most? 😅

  • @edpablo2635
    @edpablo2635 5 лет назад +1023

    The scariest of them all
    _"vas a ver, vas a ver..."_

  • @lunchbox92553
    @lunchbox92553 5 лет назад +577

    There's also "you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about!

  • @newbiesk8edits330
    @newbiesk8edits330 5 лет назад +216

    My mom doesnt say anything she just gives me the look.
    Mom:😠
    Me:😱

  • @donrye.59
    @donrye.59 4 года назад +58

    When u slam your door
    Hispanic moms: *so u have choose death*

    • @btsforlife2769
      @btsforlife2769 3 года назад +1

      I did that and my dad came in and I knew it was over T-T

    • @l.ucieno
      @l.ucieno 3 года назад

      My mom doesn’t do that HahahHahhHhwhHhahJahajhaosjdlaufjwnf

  • @limeandthecoconut2256
    @limeandthecoconut2256 4 года назад +22

    I’m not Mexican but Arabic, and still I had the exact same problem.
    Let’s pray to all who lived with through 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @Izzywow6500
      @Izzywow6500 2 года назад +1

      I am Surprised. But me

  • @novaorange5574
    @novaorange5574 5 лет назад +97

    my mom: Go to your room!
    me:goes to room but slammed the door
    me: im dead

    • @wolfpack3603
      @wolfpack3603 4 года назад +2

      Why.... that's me

    • @emilianojuarez7092
      @emilianojuarez7092 4 года назад

      Trueeeeeeeeeew

    • @OhLatte
      @OhLatte 4 года назад +1

      Then all I hear is the angry footsteps with chanclas while I wait for my impending doom 😭

    • @yealcocer
      @yealcocer 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @yealcocer
      @yealcocer 4 года назад

      Bruh that's me

  • @littlevaporeon1081
    @littlevaporeon1081 5 лет назад +253

    Why, you scared me, never mention those words lol

  • @sunshinebffs3970
    @sunshinebffs3970 5 лет назад +854

    Literally all these video are so relatable I can’t 😂

  • @picantesworld7723
    @picantesworld7723 3 года назад +34

    I'm dying... When Ramon roasted Chris, "you can't even afford shampoo and that shirt!" Te calmas 😂😂😂 Surprised Ramon didn't go, "Who do you think you are? You're not even my parents don't talk to me like that!" And then backhands Chris and he gets up. Chris goes holding and rubbing his cheek, "I was right he really was a brat." Cue out music. 😂🤣😂

  • @imbored3138
    @imbored3138 4 года назад +13

    The scariest line my mom has ever said to me is “TE VOY A DAR UNOS CHINGASOS CUANDO LLEGEMOS A LA CASA”

    • @nightfury6613
      @nightfury6613 3 года назад

      I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry I don't know what That means

    • @EnriqueSanchez-jw9iz
      @EnriqueSanchez-jw9iz 3 года назад +1

      @@nightfury6613 it means "i'm gonna spank you when we get home". i changed some of it because it has a bad word so this is the cleanest i can give you 💀

    • @nightfury6613
      @nightfury6613 3 года назад

      @@EnriqueSanchez-jw9iz lol

  • @a2smoove460
    @a2smoove460 5 лет назад +91

    You forgot to put in what some Mexican moms say like this one “A ver que haces un día cuando ya no esté aquí!”

    • @luisg.15yearsago18
      @luisg.15yearsago18 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @FlxwerRose
      @FlxwerRose 4 года назад

      CloggDatToilet364 ?

    • @legendamado8917
      @legendamado8917 4 года назад +1

      Earth worm sally’s Sister 2 Let’s see what you do when I’m not here anymore!

    • @adrianboight4222
      @adrianboight4222 4 года назад

      Yeah, the guilt trip lol. My mom still uses it on me

  • @milic5914
    @milic5914 5 лет назад +278

    Mom: Te dije que apagues los frijoles
    Me: O-O
    Im dead ;-;

    • @medkip2174
      @medkip2174 5 лет назад +5

      Translation
      “Mom: I told you to turn off the Beans
      Me: 0_0”

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 5 лет назад +1

      Nein!!!

    • @milic5914
      @milic5914 5 лет назад +1

      @@medkip2174 wow -_-

    • @yellowdiamond9669
      @yellowdiamond9669 5 лет назад +3

      That's my mom too but she tells me this: te dije que le aspiras el cuarto. Si o no.
      Or ya terminaste de limpiar el recicle porqué no, te lo voy a tirarlo y vas a perder todo tu dinero de la recicle

    • @milic5914
      @milic5914 5 лет назад

      @@yellowdiamond9669 XD XD

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 лет назад +70

    Mom: "Quieres comer (Want something to eat)?"
    Me: "No, gracias (No thank you)."
    Mom: **triggered beyond belief**

  • @luiser370
    @luiser370 3 года назад +16

    Nobody:
    *Chris:* “Tey Colemaz or Tey Colmoe” 😂

  • @LosGomeS
    @LosGomeS 3 года назад +3

    "You want to cry for real"😂😂😭
    "You want me to look for it"?
    When she calls you by your first and last name

  • @donimenn
    @donimenn 4 года назад +126

    Another:
    "Si no te portas bien te voy a dar a ese señor"
    That means "If you dont behave im giving you to that man"

    • @blossombabybts8456
      @blossombabybts8456 4 года назад +8

      Oh another saying not my mom but my tias used to say is "si no the portas bien van a venir los perros"
      Wish is "if you dont behave the dogs are coming for you "

    • @matejamicic3037
      @matejamicic3037 3 года назад +1

      what dogs and what men

    • @papereater742
      @papereater742 3 года назад

      @@matejamicic3037 their dad?

  • @kingted7294
    @kingted7294 4 года назад +259

    The most frightening of them all:
    “ME LAS VAS A PAGAR”
    Me:NO NO NO SORRY MA

  • @shaylabui6991
    @shaylabui6991 4 года назад +43

    “Hispanic parents can be strict with their kids”
    You should see my asian parents-

  • @stardolphin1323
    @stardolphin1323 3 года назад +8

    🤣🤣” let’s just say my body became lifeless after experienceing his wrath “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣also my mom says I’m not one of your friends out there

  • @astero463
    @astero463 3 года назад +20

    “Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about” I have nightmares of that

    • @w6dm
      @w6dm 3 года назад +1

      My dad does that so much

    • @xorstring
      @xorstring 3 года назад

      i will cry harder if someone tells me that

  • @watson7741
    @watson7741 5 лет назад +68

    My worst nightmare... why did you upload this video? These words haunt me! 😫

    • @collinbellamy1511
      @collinbellamy1511 4 года назад +3

      I fear no man
      But that thing that thing
      Geometry dash players profile picture
      It scares me

    • @franciscoorozco8632
      @franciscoorozco8632 4 года назад

      Geometry Dash Player your not Mexican be quiet

    • @watson7741
      @watson7741 4 года назад

      @@franciscoorozco8632 the comment seems white now that i think about it but i was trying get attention from them and it worked sir but i am mexican

    • @watson7741
      @watson7741 4 года назад

      @@collinbellamy1511 i changed it dont worry

  • @Neko0Alucard
    @Neko0Alucard 5 лет назад +58

    mom calling me with my full name
    Me: OH...damn..I'm dead

    • @bruh-zs2xp
      @bruh-zs2xp 4 года назад +2

      Ahem, VALENTINA LUCIA JUANA MARIA ISABEL ANA JIMENA ADELLA ALMA ALICIA AMADA TAUSA'AFIA SEFINA ALEJANDRA HERNANDEZ-GARCIA

    • @mandoparras
      @mandoparras 4 года назад +1

      *ahem, ARMANDO ISAAC PARRAS THE III GET TF OVER HERE*

    • @Rose-ch6lw
      @Rose-ch6lw 3 года назад

      Armani

  • @cs5isthisbetter282
    @cs5isthisbetter282 5 лет назад +36

    Mexican wepons: el gancho el cinto la escoba the wooden sword aka spoon a spatula and a tv remote

    • @mohamedelsebaity4181
      @mohamedelsebaity4181 4 года назад

      Wheres the chancla

    • @Ohfukno101
      @Ohfukno101 4 года назад

      You forget el sartén el matamoscas y su mano 🖐

    • @mari.08.19
      @mari.08.19 4 года назад

      The new weapon that my aunt uses. The phone charger.

    • @alicecatuwu9691
      @alicecatuwu9691 4 года назад

      They can use sticks too

    • @yuh1456
      @yuh1456 4 года назад

      The hairbrush has been used..

  • @randomdude88856
    @randomdude88856 3 года назад +9

    2:56 Chris tries to say "¿Te calmas o te calmo?"! LLLOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!

  • @notarybynarissa1688
    @notarybynarissa1688 3 года назад +5

    " If you keep this up I'm gonna call your dad and he will deal with this" is what my mom says to me

  • @heyitzmams4078
    @heyitzmams4078 5 лет назад +68

    Me: "talks normally"
    Mom: CALLATE!
    Me: ok "whispers"
    Mom: TE DIJE QUE TE CALLARAS!

  • @bryancarrillo9959
    @bryancarrillo9959 5 лет назад +48

    Me: podemos ir a alguna parte a comer
    Mom: no, ayi ay frijoles en la casa.

  • @koltinduzeski2072
    @koltinduzeski2072 2 года назад +9

    I’ve learned so much about the Mexican household. And I learned so much Spanish from ur videos keep up the good work!

  • @dallinverceles6034
    @dallinverceles6034 4 года назад +19

    2:40
    Chris: So how did you turn out... you know.
    Ramon: How did I turn out?
    But the words at the bottom said how is that
    Lol 😂 😵I’m dead

  • @raferice1165
    @raferice1165 4 года назад +13

    Me: misbehaves home
    Mom: go to your room
    Me: what do I do
    Also me: she never said anything about video games 2 hours later
    Mom comes in my room
    Me: oh shi
    Me: gets slapped

  • @vince79
    @vince79 5 лет назад +21

    When my mom says " Le voy a decir a tu papa cuando llegue" My Heart literally STOPS😂😂

    • @ham6902
      @ham6902 2 года назад

      R u ok man sounds like u were bad b4 dat

  • @someoneyoudontknow.1320
    @someoneyoudontknow.1320 5 лет назад +29

    If I say “callate” my mom would put her hand up and hit my leg hard with her finger tips it hurts, she used to grab my arm with her nails to move me when she’s mad, and she would call me Yarel when she’s mad

    • @carmelogarcia6508
      @carmelogarcia6508 5 лет назад +1

      Ummm were the same then

    • @lunabangtan7
      @lunabangtan7 5 лет назад +1

      I can get a way with a lot with my parents. Because I grew up speaking English and having to handle both cultures and customs my parents (mostly my dad) understood most of the things I did. I can get away with saying "que" and I can say many things without getting in trouble. I just can't take it too far.

    • @Franciscious
      @Franciscious 5 лет назад +1

      I talk back o and my parents get the wooping

  • @yeet9993
    @yeet9993 4 года назад +3

    I got blessed with a nice Mexican mom and I am shook.

  • @manzanitavazquez3323
    @manzanitavazquez3323 3 года назад +2

    1:29 my dad is the softie and my mom is the one who whips me (ik im late)

  • @omarmartinez242
    @omarmartinez242 4 года назад +17

    0:05 I would’ve slap the crap out of chris 😂

  • @Dj-lq3wk
    @Dj-lq3wk 5 лет назад +35

    Just in time, 3 views and 4 likes

  • @spicywater5967
    @spicywater5967 5 лет назад +38

    Here before 1K views. No one cares but just saying C:

  • @Whisperquietly
    @Whisperquietly 3 года назад +9

    Only our moms have the power to bring fear to our ears when we hear them phrases lol

  • @viestuff
    @viestuff 4 года назад +8

    The scariest saying of them all:
    _”Tôi về nhà sớm.”_
    (It’s because Asian parents need to go to work and if they have to come home early you are probably doomed)

  • @flickpurge91
    @flickpurge91 5 лет назад +23

    Your channel is amazing and I love your videos momssssssssss

  • @carolinaj.4912
    @carolinaj.4912 5 лет назад +6

    My mom always says,"Ya comportate chingada!!"
    I'm in high school and my mom still says this to me XD

    • @saraortiz8347
      @saraortiz8347 4 года назад

      The c word is a swear word in spanish and in english it means shut the f*** up

  • @macbeans2833
    @macbeans2833 5 лет назад +5

    Clicked faster than ramon eating

  • @Tan_Gaming09
    @Tan_Gaming09 4 года назад +3

    0:00 pretty much Chris is kinda funny there!

  • @bcbcd
    @bcbcd 4 года назад +3

    0:06 LOOK AT DIS DUUUDE

  • @unkowngamer_946
    @unkowngamer_946 5 лет назад +18

    3 views 137 likes and 34 comments? RUclips is drunk again

  • @ZakiyaMariposa
    @ZakiyaMariposa 5 лет назад +10

    0:05 I know this is in another culture, but Chris looks like he's doing the Ahegao face😨😂

  • @isaiahnavarro8268
    @isaiahnavarro8268 5 лет назад +5

    I’ve never heard these my mom just whoop me without my dad

  • @ot9twicee117
    @ot9twicee117 4 года назад +1

    It’s a hard knock life for us Mexicans
    All of these are realatible

  • @SpringalerBro
    @SpringalerBro 3 года назад +4

    2:48 BRUH 😂😂😂😂

  • @bernieburned8595
    @bernieburned8595 4 года назад +15

    0:05 when I'm about to win in a battle royal

  • @evanngarcia8032
    @evanngarcia8032 4 года назад +6

    "Para de llorar o te voy a dar una razon por que llorar" thats what my mom says

  • @infinitexz4921
    @infinitexz4921 5 лет назад +9

    At the beginning of the video when Chris did that sound I laughed so hard

  • @natcat4023
    @natcat4023 3 года назад +1

    " Callate tu boba or I'll chingola your chichingo"
    I think she made up the last part though😂

  • @angelszzs
    @angelszzs 4 года назад +3

    "Vas a ver cuando vamos a la casa!" "Hay frijoles en la casa." 👁👄👁🔪

  • @erimationss
    @erimationss 5 лет назад +5

    I’m friends with a Mexican and whenever I hear it, it makes ME scared.

  • @prosl009___4
    @prosl009___4 4 года назад +6

    1:59 me when getting rejected from my crush

  • @bella_bja
    @bella_bja 5 лет назад +5

    Ha my mom doesn’t give me a warning

  • @b0r1ng25
    @b0r1ng25 4 года назад +2

    0:14 she was going up... and then for a few seconds she go down again!

  • @Milkyway45687
    @Milkyway45687 2 года назад +1

    (Ima German🇩🇪) When I used to run around a bunch, my mom would say, "it places the lotion in the basket!" Witch meant "Stop acting like a fool or else ima 🥿💥 you"

  • @illest.michael4848
    @illest.michael4848 5 лет назад +6

    There’s been so much videos I’m scared that you’ll run out

  • @ObitoUchiha-br8dy
    @ObitoUchiha-br8dy 5 лет назад +5

    Sup

  • @Burgerman711
    @Burgerman711 4 года назад +3

    When u go to the store wit ur mom and she comes by a friend

    • @dontknow7127
      @dontknow7127 4 года назад

      Yep they gona be talking for hours

  • @yaboiduggie138
    @yaboiduggie138 3 года назад +1

    This is to relatable

  • @Tokyo-c
    @Tokyo-c 3 года назад +1

    Why
    Y
    The
    I
    I
    I have
    I have all the armors and I have all the
    Done the end

  • @JaydenTheBest69
    @JaydenTheBest69 4 года назад +2

    When you thought you didn’t know what the dad one meant but you new

  • @1bestpookie
    @1bestpookie 4 года назад +3

    _” No es solo _*_tuyo,_*_ es de _*_todos._*_ “_

  • @tengisnotfound1621
    @tengisnotfound1621 4 года назад +3

    0:08 that sounded like megelovania

  • @gigibanks5258
    @gigibanks5258 2 года назад +1

    My mom would say just wait til your dad gets home…. I’d look at my wrist as if I had a watch on and say….”hmmmm, I still have a little time to play with here.”😂 if I was gonna get whooped… it was gonna be for a good reason!😜

  • @sergiolandaverde5002
    @sergiolandaverde5002 4 года назад +2

    “Vas a ver quando llegemos a la casa” Momzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @andyfoxmario
    @andyfoxmario 4 года назад +4

    Ramon is so hilarious 😂

  • @legendarybananagamingandfu4986
    @legendarybananagamingandfu4986 3 года назад +3

    It's funny how relatable this is 😂🤣😭😭😭

  • @collinsk9676
    @collinsk9676 4 года назад +3

    1:15looks like constipation

  • @AlexChicago1
    @AlexChicago1 4 года назад +1

    Imagine if Ramon snapped one day and decided to hit his parents with a chancla!

  • @legoeda6381
    @legoeda6381 3 года назад +1

    Lol for me my mom or dad said: “Stop crying or else I’ll make you cry.”
    That scared me as a kid

  • @fatemahalmosawi7999
    @fatemahalmosawi7999 4 года назад +3

    You guys ALWAYS make me laugh I love you guys so much

  • @exokimbo7051
    @exokimbo7051 4 года назад +5

    0:05 Chris's face 😂😂

  • @randomgirl0-045
    @randomgirl0-045 4 года назад +1

    Wait isn't that mom from MahMah channel 😂 You guys should check it out but there are swear words just warning you either way I love mahmah a great channel :)

  • @OddCtDude
    @OddCtDude 3 года назад +1

    In the black household it’s “bring your ass here now” or the death stare in the store or the awkward silence they give you when the get home and wait till late at night when you bout to go to bed and call you downstairs

  • @yk_Its_jax
    @yk_Its_jax 3 года назад +1

    Silver teeth and boogers me thinking about how I have silver teeth and how I have bad allergies and I’m like is he talking about me?🙁

  • @haruki9026
    @haruki9026 4 года назад +1

    for us filpinos one wrong move we get the tsinelas its basicly the chancla and I don't like it it hurts so much
    like if u agree

  • @Kevin-ww8hd
    @Kevin-ww8hd 3 года назад +1

    This is what my mom says: if you don’t listen to me or I will make you go to the school building to do your classes

  • @randomdude88856
    @randomdude88856 3 года назад +1

    1:07 My brother gets nightmares of this phrase at night.

  • @salomeraigoza4277
    @salomeraigoza4277 4 года назад +1

    I still remember this as the 1st video I ever watched of your channel. 😁

  • @brick_bc-yes
    @brick_bc-yes 2 года назад +1

    bro im at a game and didn’t ask i can feel the belt so hopefully this survival guide helps 💀

  • @jacobgaming3124
    @jacobgaming3124 3 года назад +1

    1:59
    Me fighting any persona boss for the first time:

  • @aang4416
    @aang4416 3 года назад

    mientras vivas en mi casa, sigues mis reglas! Which means as long as i live at home i have to follow their rules.

  • @joeyhoff2574
    @joeyhoff2574 3 года назад +1

    oooooh so you read every comment, do you? Well, how about one that's 2 years too late.....

  • @cvcavek3505
    @cvcavek3505 2 года назад +1

    My name is Movie, and I’m addicted to watching Thecrazygorilla.

  • @danielrhoadie1032
    @danielrhoadie1032 3 года назад +2

    Ramon's Insults Are Too Funny😭😭😭 And The Faces Xavi Makes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
    @r.i.p.plegaming2327 3 года назад +1

    My guts are going crazy in that nightmare sequence

  • @lorealandmajestycastro5805
    @lorealandmajestycastro5805 2 года назад +1

    I have nightmares about it too sometimes I get too mad at someone and I start getting the 🩴

  • @unboxingbeychannel4044
    @unboxingbeychannel4044 3 года назад +1

    I am scared when my mom pulls out the chancla or when my dad pulls out the cinto

  • @savethetinyhumans3689
    @savethetinyhumans3689 4 года назад +1

    Lazy people work double. Was my mom's favorite.
    “El flojo trabaja doble.” This is actually true!

    • @savethetinyhumans3689
      @savethetinyhumans3689 4 года назад

      Or. “If you don’t behave that man is going to take you.”
      “Si no te portas bien ese señor te va a llevar.”

  • @ezranixon2249TV
    @ezranixon2249TV 2 года назад +1

    You can not have any more than one ☝️

  • @aidank3237
    @aidank3237 4 года назад

    1:08 I feel so bad for Ramon having a mean mom like that. Poor Ramon😔😞😔😞😔😞😔😞

  • @dollarbill9697
    @dollarbill9697 4 года назад +1

    0:04 I know what you were thinking....
    He had a seizure.

  • @happyasblue6889
    @happyasblue6889 3 года назад +1

    My mom says NIGGA CALM THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNN
    #Momzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • @ithreatyouwhenyoubemeantom4735
    @ithreatyouwhenyoubemeantom4735 4 года назад

    My mom never tells me that because I'm always kind to my family

  • @wolfpack3603
    @wolfpack3603 4 года назад +1

    Te calmas or te calmo I have nightmares and yep byeeeee