Things MEXICAN MOMS Say | Mexican Survival Guide
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- You know you're Mexican if you grew up with your mom telling you these sayings or quotes. What sayings does your mom say the most? Let us know in the comments!
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What sayings does your mom say the most? 😅
TheCrazyGorilla Queres subway o macdonalds
TheCrazyGorilla Te calmas o te calmo
Callate!
eres adoptado, I don’t hope it’s true.
Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about
The scariest of them all
_"vas a ver, vas a ver..."_
I can relate bro
That's scary
Its an avengers level threat
I can relate
My brother said to my mom.no voy ver
There's also "you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about!
lunchbox92553 you right
Had nightmares about that
That happens to me
lunchbox92553 if your dad saids tha- Oh shit
Yea
My mom doesnt say anything she just gives me the look.
Mom:😠
Me:😱
Lmao my mom does that alot too
69 likes! XD
Sane
OMG THIS IS SOO TRUE 😂
My dad does that LOL
When u slam your door
Hispanic moms: *so u have choose death*
I did that and my dad came in and I knew it was over T-T
My mom doesn’t do that HahahHahhHhwhHhahJahajhaosjdlaufjwnf
I’m not Mexican but Arabic, and still I had the exact same problem.
Let’s pray to all who lived with through 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I am Surprised. But me
my mom: Go to your room!
me:goes to room but slammed the door
me: im dead
Why.... that's me
Trueeeeeeeeeew
Then all I hear is the angry footsteps with chanclas while I wait for my impending doom 😭
Bruh
Bruh that's me
Why, you scared me, never mention those words lol
Kkkkkk ,
Te callas o te callo
Literally all these video are so relatable I can’t 😂
We all went through the same struggles 😂
TheCrazyGorilla lmao😂
LEL
Same
TheCrazyGorilla smae
I'm dying... When Ramon roasted Chris, "you can't even afford shampoo and that shirt!" Te calmas 😂😂😂 Surprised Ramon didn't go, "Who do you think you are? You're not even my parents don't talk to me like that!" And then backhands Chris and he gets up. Chris goes holding and rubbing his cheek, "I was right he really was a brat." Cue out music. 😂🤣😂
same
The scariest line my mom has ever said to me is “TE VOY A DAR UNOS CHINGASOS CUANDO LLEGEMOS A LA CASA”
I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry I don't know what That means
@@nightfury6613 it means "i'm gonna spank you when we get home". i changed some of it because it has a bad word so this is the cleanest i can give you 💀
@@EnriqueSanchez-jw9iz lol
You forgot to put in what some Mexican moms say like this one “A ver que haces un día cuando ya no esté aquí!”
Yes
CloggDatToilet364 ?
Earth worm sally’s Sister 2 Let’s see what you do when I’m not here anymore!
Yeah, the guilt trip lol. My mom still uses it on me
Mom: Te dije que apagues los frijoles
Me: O-O
Im dead ;-;
Translation
“Mom: I told you to turn off the Beans
Me: 0_0”
Nein!!!
@@medkip2174 wow -_-
That's my mom too but she tells me this: te dije que le aspiras el cuarto. Si o no.
Or ya terminaste de limpiar el recicle porqué no, te lo voy a tirarlo y vas a perder todo tu dinero de la recicle
@@yellowdiamond9669 XD XD
Mom: "Quieres comer (Want something to eat)?"
Me: "No, gracias (No thank you)."
Mom: **triggered beyond belief**
So true!!!😂😂😂
Nobody:
*Chris:* “Tey Colemaz or Tey Colmoe” 😂
Gringos:
"You want to cry for real"😂😂😭
"You want me to look for it"?
When she calls you by your first and last name
Another:
"Si no te portas bien te voy a dar a ese señor"
That means "If you dont behave im giving you to that man"
Oh another saying not my mom but my tias used to say is "si no the portas bien van a venir los perros"
Wish is "if you dont behave the dogs are coming for you "
what dogs and what men
@@matejamicic3037 their dad?
The most frightening of them all:
“ME LAS VAS A PAGAR”
Me:NO NO NO SORRY MA
Yup
that means you are going to pay
I can relate
lil natti life same
Mi mom said te clamas' o te pego con'🤔
“Hispanic parents can be strict with their kids”
You should see my asian parents-
I feel u
I don't.
*calls police*not for Mexican parents
The jail is for Asian parents bc there too far
They not strict they are funny
🤣🤣” let’s just say my body became lifeless after experienceing his wrath “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣also my mom says I’m not one of your friends out there
“Stop crying or ill give you something to cry about” I have nightmares of that
My dad does that so much
i will cry harder if someone tells me that
My worst nightmare... why did you upload this video? These words haunt me! 😫
I fear no man
But that thing that thing
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It scares me
Geometry Dash Player your not Mexican be quiet
@@franciscoorozco8632 the comment seems white now that i think about it but i was trying get attention from them and it worked sir but i am mexican
@@collinbellamy1511 i changed it dont worry
mom calling me with my full name
Me: OH...damn..I'm dead
Ahem, VALENTINA LUCIA JUANA MARIA ISABEL ANA JIMENA ADELLA ALMA ALICIA AMADA TAUSA'AFIA SEFINA ALEJANDRA HERNANDEZ-GARCIA
*ahem, ARMANDO ISAAC PARRAS THE III GET TF OVER HERE*
Armani
Mexican wepons: el gancho el cinto la escoba the wooden sword aka spoon a spatula and a tv remote
Wheres the chancla
You forget el sartén el matamoscas y su mano 🖐
The new weapon that my aunt uses. The phone charger.
They can use sticks too
The hairbrush has been used..
2:56 Chris tries to say "¿Te calmas o te calmo?"! LLLOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!
" If you keep this up I'm gonna call your dad and he will deal with this" is what my mom says to me
Me: "talks normally"
Mom: CALLATE!
Me: ok "whispers"
Mom: TE DIJE QUE TE CALLARAS!
HeyItzMaMS Lol 😂
This relates too much
As a Filipina I can relate too, but with my dad..
*imagine*
Same XD
Me: podemos ir a alguna parte a comer
Mom: no, ayi ay frijoles en la casa.
Bryan carrillo isn’t spelled ahí?
Lugar not parte btw
That shit gets so annoying
Emily Lizarraga si
@@Kaka-nq8kp oops my bad, thanks
I’ve learned so much about the Mexican household. And I learned so much Spanish from ur videos keep up the good work!
At young age it can get horrifying
2:40
Chris: So how did you turn out... you know.
Ramon: How did I turn out?
But the words at the bottom said how is that
Lol 😂 😵I’m dead
Me: misbehaves home
Mom: go to your room
Me: what do I do
Also me: she never said anything about video games 2 hours later
Mom comes in my room
Me: oh shi
Me: gets slapped
When my mom says " Le voy a decir a tu papa cuando llegue" My Heart literally STOPS😂😂
R u ok man sounds like u were bad b4 dat
If I say “callate” my mom would put her hand up and hit my leg hard with her finger tips it hurts, she used to grab my arm with her nails to move me when she’s mad, and she would call me Yarel when she’s mad
Ummm were the same then
I can get a way with a lot with my parents. Because I grew up speaking English and having to handle both cultures and customs my parents (mostly my dad) understood most of the things I did. I can get away with saying "que" and I can say many things without getting in trouble. I just can't take it too far.
I talk back o and my parents get the wooping
I got blessed with a nice Mexican mom and I am shook.
1:29 my dad is the softie and my mom is the one who whips me (ik im late)
My Dad retired whooping me at the age of 47 but my Mom oh she doesn’t give up that easily
0:05 I would’ve slap the crap out of chris 😂
Lol same no manches haha
Same 😂😂😂
Just in time, 3 views and 4 likes
@@chrisflores9668 de faq
UrAverageHuman fuck off
Al_xz No u
Here before 1K views. No one cares but just saying C:
...
S P I C Y W A T E R love ur profile pic, lol
Only our moms have the power to bring fear to our ears when we hear them phrases lol
Te calmas a hora
The scariest saying of them all:
_”Tôi về nhà sớm.”_
(It’s because Asian parents need to go to work and if they have to come home early you are probably doomed)
LOOOL
Your channel is amazing and I love your videos momssssssssss
My mom always says,"Ya comportate chingada!!"
I'm in high school and my mom still says this to me XD
The c word is a swear word in spanish and in english it means shut the f*** up
Clicked faster than ramon eating
what 😂
TheCrazyGorilla you actually replied I’m a big fan😱❤️
0:00 pretty much Chris is kinda funny there!
0:06 LOOK AT DIS DUUUDE
Reminds me of Cardi B
3 views 137 likes and 34 comments? RUclips is drunk again
And so are you
Aidan W you spelled your name wrong
0:05 I know this is in another culture, but Chris looks like he's doing the Ahegao face😨😂
I'm dying
@@i-zbeats1397 Clear...*shocks you*
@@ZakiyaMariposa hhahahahahahahah
I’ve never heard these my mom just whoop me without my dad
It’s a hard knock life for us Mexicans
All of these are realatible
2:48 BRUH 😂😂😂😂
0:05 when I'm about to win in a battle royal
Lol
"Para de llorar o te voy a dar una razon por que llorar" thats what my mom says
yesss!!
At the beginning of the video when Chris did that sound I laughed so hard
" Callate tu boba or I'll chingola your chichingo"
I think she made up the last part though😂
"Vas a ver cuando vamos a la casa!" "Hay frijoles en la casa." 👁👄👁🔪
I’m friends with a Mexican and whenever I hear it, it makes ME scared.
1:59 me when getting rejected from my crush
Ha my mom doesn’t give me a warning
Your lucky
0:14 she was going up... and then for a few seconds she go down again!
(Ima German🇩🇪) When I used to run around a bunch, my mom would say, "it places the lotion in the basket!" Witch meant "Stop acting like a fool or else ima 🥿💥 you"
There’s been so much videos I’m scared that you’ll run out
Sup
Hello
You're first
Pizza lover2000 no you’re not
When u go to the store wit ur mom and she comes by a friend
Yep they gona be talking for hours
This is to relatable
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I have
I have all the armors and I have all the
Done the end
When you thought you didn’t know what the dad one meant but you new
_” No es solo _*_tuyo,_*_ es de _*_todos._*_ “_
0:08 that sounded like megelovania
no
My mom would say just wait til your dad gets home…. I’d look at my wrist as if I had a watch on and say….”hmmmm, I still have a little time to play with here.”😂 if I was gonna get whooped… it was gonna be for a good reason!😜
“Vas a ver quando llegemos a la casa” Momzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ramon is so hilarious 😂
It's funny how relatable this is 😂🤣😭😭😭
1:15looks like constipation
Imagine if Ramon snapped one day and decided to hit his parents with a chancla!
Lol for me my mom or dad said: “Stop crying or else I’ll make you cry.”
That scared me as a kid
You guys ALWAYS make me laugh I love you guys so much
SHUT UP
0:05 Chris's face 😂😂
Ahegao chris
😜
Wait isn't that mom from MahMah channel 😂 You guys should check it out but there are swear words just warning you either way I love mahmah a great channel :)
In the black household it’s “bring your ass here now” or the death stare in the store or the awkward silence they give you when the get home and wait till late at night when you bout to go to bed and call you downstairs
Silver teeth and boogers me thinking about how I have silver teeth and how I have bad allergies and I’m like is he talking about me?🙁
for us filpinos one wrong move we get the tsinelas its basicly the chancla and I don't like it it hurts so much
like if u agree
This is what my mom says: if you don’t listen to me or I will make you go to the school building to do your classes
1:07 My brother gets nightmares of this phrase at night.
I still remember this as the 1st video I ever watched of your channel. 😁
bro im at a game and didn’t ask i can feel the belt so hopefully this survival guide helps 💀
1:59
Me fighting any persona boss for the first time:
mientras vivas en mi casa, sigues mis reglas! Which means as long as i live at home i have to follow their rules.
oooooh so you read every comment, do you? Well, how about one that's 2 years too late.....
My name is Movie, and I’m addicted to watching Thecrazygorilla.
Ramon's Insults Are Too Funny😭😭😭 And The Faces Xavi Makes 🤣🤣🤣
My guts are going crazy in that nightmare sequence
I have nightmares about it too sometimes I get too mad at someone and I start getting the 🩴
I am scared when my mom pulls out the chancla or when my dad pulls out the cinto
Lazy people work double. Was my mom's favorite.
“El flojo trabaja doble.” This is actually true!
Or. “If you don’t behave that man is going to take you.”
“Si no te portas bien ese señor te va a llevar.”
You can not have any more than one ☝️
1:08 I feel so bad for Ramon having a mean mom like that. Poor Ramon😔😞😔😞😔😞😔😞
0:04 I know what you were thinking....
He had a seizure.
My mom says NIGGA CALM THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNN
#Momzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My mom never tells me that because I'm always kind to my family
Te calmas or te calmo I have nightmares and yep byeeeee