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“Kid learns he can freeze time, what happens next will shock you” nothing else is happening next, he froze time
haha yes, i was like “ooh lemme guess, he freezes time!” 🤩
THIS COMMENT IS FRICKING UNDERRATED
@@amosp9411 thanks for the kind words!
They fucked up the script. The shocking part was supposed to be him not being able to unfreeze time.
Amazing comment
“Tiffany, I killed my parents. They’re dead. I took out all of their organs and stuffed them. I have taxidermy parents, Tiffany. I have stuffed parents, Tif. Tif, I have stuffed parental figures. I have a taxidermy patriarch and matriarch, Tifbo.”
hahahahahhhhahah you nailed Rick!
Sounds like a FNaF plotline.
“Tiffany, I 🤚👀 killed ☠ my 🍬 parents. 👫👦 They’re dead. 🐩👦 I 👨 took ⌛ out all 💯 of 👏😍 their 🏼 organs 🙉🙈 and stuffed 👀 them. 💔😂 I 👁 have 🔒🍆 taxidermy parents, 👩 Tiffany. I have 😤 stuffed parents, Tif. Tif, I have stuffed parental figures. I 👁👁 have a 🎁 taxidermy patriarch 😭😭 and 💰🌈 matriarch, Tifbo.”
@@nataliepartsch801 like a fazbear frights book
ok kess bloodysunday
Can we just look at the plot of this story?
Kid's parents are getting divorced
Kid finds out he can freeze time
Kid invites friend over to play Among Us
466 likes and 0 replies? Lemme change that
“kid finds out he can freeze time, what happens next will shock you”
what happens:
kid is sad parents are going to get a divorce
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when parents are about to tell him he yells stop and freezes time
- (this is the “shocking part”
invites gf over to play amogus
“And what happens next shocks you!”
*plays amougus*
“And what happens next shocks you!”
*plays amougus*
freezing time is actually a decent metaphor for what it can feel like for a kid going through something like this. Everything around them feels like it stops, Obviously, not to THIS degree, but i can kind of see what they were going for.
Yeah, it felt pretty sweet. It kind of felt like a short story you'd read in English class
@@derekw104 like 6th grade middle school or even 5th grade elementary.
@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly hey, children's lit is just as important as Pale Fire ultimately
@derekw104 nah, nothing by that author is important. But children's education is indeed important, no sarcasm. (If you were making a joke, it went over my head or it wasn't funny, one of the two or both)
@@PorcupineTheOneandOnly I think we agree? But you seem kind of mean
*boy freezes parents, eventually unfreezes them*
parents: we’re getting a divorce
boy: *starts giggling*
ZA WADROOOO (I am sorry)
@@themoderatecuber8040 it's okay I made a Jojo reference in my comment to
parents:NANI
LOL
@@themoderatecuber8040 ZA, WARUUUDOOOOOOOUUU
This kid got super powers and his first instinct was to be like 'ayo tiffany, come over. I'll pop some corn and we can play among us.' Like zero interest in exploring these new found powers.
Right!
Well if i could freeze time, the first thing in my mind is to rob a bank. So uhhh
@J Dude is that the how to resize images video? nope, it's even worse.
He could be inviting her over for some nefarious reasons...
Like a actual kid 😌
100% gonna start saying "peace out, boyscout"
also really relieved that this didn't turn out to be one of those "parents get a divorce but then some minor inconvenience brings them back together" stories bc I really thought that was where it was going
If the mom is actually Eastern European, we eat mashed potatoes with cream and bacon sauce, just cream sauce, or certain type of sour cream/butter thing. Sauces options are endless 😁
Yum - that sounds amazing. But I also like ketchup on mashed potatoes sooo
Sounds tasty 😋
please don’t try to tell americans that cuisine can be more than corn syrup and taters
Okay, I know I'm finding this video 7 months late but that does sound amazing and now I'm off to find recipes..
As an eastern european i can totally say that mashed potatoes can be eaten with anything as long as there's butter and milk mixed into the potatoes
"We're getting a divorce"
*kid laughs like a maniac*
Can't say I recall my family's divorce going that smoothly.
probably wasnt HIS fault
This is exactly what I was thinking lol
To be honest I would probably be like, "cool, makes sense" and just go on with my day.
I was 11 or 12 when my parents told me they were getting divorced. And it was extremely emotional :(
I was six months old when my parents divorced. I feel like I may have laughed (yk, like babies do) as well but I also don't think my parents ever had that discussion with their baby.
Mom, literally facing the child: “sorry didn’t see you there”
Thanks for your thoughts Erica Bee
@@cryingperson2024 its erika
Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee
Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee
Thanks for your thoughts Erika Bee
I’ve been watching these Dhar Mann videos and I’ve realised something.
These videos are meant to teach people to be kind. But the way they do is showing those who don’t suffer. This isn’t teaching people to be kind, they’re teaching people to be kind for prizes. If this is what the future generations are learning, we’re gonna have a big problem.
Calm down it’s a joke
Huh
16:52 "Think about it Samantha... Tiffany... what's your name?" had me laughing way harder than it should have, like as if the kid moved on and had a whole other girl that all this happened with as well and this had happened so many times that the lines were blurring and he couldn't remember her name.
Boy refused to eat father's potatäs, instantly regrets it
LOL
INSTANT KARMA: Boy refuses mashed potatoes, forced to eat popcorn instead!
Underrated comment.
Its more like potätas. Puh-tae-duhs
That'd be an amazing alternate title 😂😂
The little girl's hierarchy of needs is:
1. School field trips
2. Food
3. Hugs
In that order.
It's legit
#Relatable
The basic pyramid of needs
yeah mood
5. eat hot chip and lie
Man...DIO’s origin story is WAAAAAAYYY more different than I thought it was...
“I wish I had super powers” Enyaba: your wish is my command *shoots arrow*
Him: ZA WARUDOO
ZOO-WEE MAMA!
ZA WARUDO TOMARE TOKI WO
The entire population of planet earth : 😐
This is literally if “my story animated” and “dhar Mann” had a baby
Yeah one of their cast owns my story animated
When you literally watch both of those channels
Hmmm
Me too
@@minty3960 wait what
Well that’s probably because they’re owned by the same company
this actually happened to my buddy eric
doesn’t everyone have the ability to freeze time?
And what happened next?
Sup
First furry
Loved your video today, couldn't stop simultaneously cringing and laughing, lol
@@ellacummins2105 cringe isn’t a good thing you know that right
This dude DEFINITELY grows up to be a supervillain in that universe
This kid:pours pre made popcorn into a bowl.
Also this kid: I will make meals, I made this delicious popcorn.
I was confused when Jarvis didn't welcome me back to Jarvis Johnson Gold. Then I realized, I wasn't on the premium channel (which is free).
It is free
Same lol
Mood
GOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDD
"Is this kid giving a monologue to himself"
-Jarvis, speaking to his camera alone in his room
@Kk kinda not really an audience because jarvis is in his room alone no one is watching him in the same room
See that statement confused me because isn’t a monologue literally a speech involving one person?
@@foofkemusic2291 A monologue is something one person says, but "to himself" implies that he isn't saying it to an audience.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 oh I thought it was like a more internal thought just said out loud for theatrical effect
@@parappathecrappa3793 little did you know :)
"kid found out he can freeze time"
it seems DIO has awakened
"a loving environment" Honestly I'm not sure how I would taken own parents divorce if they did it this way instead of my dad just taking me and my siblings to Burger King.
Kurtis, Danny, Drew, and now Jarvis, it must be the last day of the month
Edit: also eddy, Cody, pyro, Nickisnotgreen, Michael Persad, Pancho, and Danny GAMEzalez
Ohhhh that’s why
And Cody and Nickisnotgreen
I was wondering why all my favourite RUclipsrs uploaded a new video on the same day, I hadn't noticed the date 😄
@@minajones8341
@@nickisnotgreen oh my god the real nickisnotgreen replied to my comment
I love how Tiffany learned that her friend literally has superpowers and is more interested in the fact that his parents are getting a divorce
You could rob so many places with that ability! And you're worried about some other kids parents that you probably never interacted with?
So she should just be a bad friend just because her buddy has Super Powers?
I mean he was giving off serious supervillain vibes, she was just being genre savvy and nipping his villain origin story right in the bud. They can worry about the superpowers later, first he has to stop freaking out about his parents and freezing people 😂
so would i lowkey
10:50 are you telling me that you didn't know telemarketers are immune to time freezing? That's like the most basic fact that children learn
If he said "ZA WARUDO" instead of stop it would just be a JoJo reference
“Dhar Mann I think you have some competition on Dhar hands”
- Dad Joke Jarvis 2021
Dhar Hanns
LOL FAXX
Jarvis Johndad (I'm sorry)
@@thisurldoesnotexist Dharvis Dadson
horrible pfp
"I have a niche ability where I can tell when someone's gonna freeze time." Jarvis Johnson would've stopped Dio
Asexual Speedwagon? Based.
@J Dude ???????????????
was looking for this comment
Even better than that random rat
Idk... I mean, you kinda already know that bcs he yells ZA WARUDO everytime he does.... like your pfp btw...
Imagine this from the parents perspective, they’re sitting there and their son starts to yell stop but he’s cut off and just starts laughing.
10:56 "hi, we've been trying to each you about your car's extended warranty."
Jarvis’ next video. “Trying mashed potatoes with 12 different common sauces.”
XD
I don’t like mashed potatoes with anything on them but my sister eats her mashed potatoes with yum yum sauce; so just thought I’d curse you with this information-
Pepper gravy/sauce is not too bad
@@blushandberries624 gravy is the normal sauce for mashed potatoes
My mom has it with ketchup
Someone please tell me there’s a video named “Person finds out they have electricity powers, what they do next will shock you”
"Like literally SHOCK you"
"Sheev Palpatine discovers he's force-sensitive. What happens next will shock you!"
Pun intended
@@butterfly_queen234 that's the joke. you found it.
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALM DOWN AFTER SHE WAS LITERALLY FROZEN? 😭 THE WAY SHE JUST “*Breathes* You need to stop-“ BRO I WOULD BE FUCKING SCREAMING? LIKE CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE DURING THAT? HELLO? SHE NEEDED TO CALL THE DAMN COPS💀 Can’t freeze a bullet going mad fast
5:47
"Dear, uh, Stan Lee!"
I'm loving all these MCU things in here 😂
That moment when you found out you could freeze time LOL relatable
Same
hi connor!
I can confirm, I was the time that got frozen
ZA WARUDO BZZZZZERT
Yes
Dharvis Johnson
I hate this joke and now I hate you
@@fissionabledolphin ok
Dharvis Mannson
@@yikes. thank you for understanding
“Man has beef with 5 minute crafts, what happens next will STUN you”
Dio: so were the same type of ability…. (He stole jotaro line)
The kid: ZA WARUDO
2:29 no no. it is rather shocking. The kid is actually a Japanese Highschooler, and he kills a vampire using this Time Stop, after the vampire made him angy, and also the vampire killed like 2 of his friends, and a dog, oh and almost his grandpa, but no more spoilers.
Jarvis: "Is this kid just giving a monologue to himself?"
Me, who talks to myself all the time: "Is... is that not a normal thing to do?"
Is it not?
idk man, maybe it's not
Wait it isn’t
I mean Piccolo does it except he’s speaking to Nail and Kami.
Team Four Star
Yeah no I talk to myself all the time
Kurtis, Drew, Danny AND Jarvis in just one day? Is Christmas coming early or something
Don’t forget Cody, it’s a Christmas miracle
And Cody
Amd Nick
And your mom (xdd im funny)
nah, it’s just the last day of the month for sponsorship deadlines
"So it's the same stand as Star Platinum..."
I remember I broke down a few times in my life when I just started begging out loud for my pain to stop. Could've implied that the boy was in immense pain, but the real question is why am I trying to see meaning in some badly acted video
Honestly the kid's reaction to he froze his parents, reminds me of the scene in Home Alone, where Kevin's just like: "I made my family disappear," and then he grows this evil smirk on his face.
OMG I was remembering something like that but could was not able to recall it probably reading this comment I had an Aha moment
My dad: British London accent
My mom: Filipino/south east Asian accent
Me with an American accent watching the first 4 1/2 minutes: 😨
ok but how on earth did jarvis go the whole video thinking the kid was british?😭
“Is he giving a monologue to nobody right now?” The correct name is a soliloquy 😌 - me flexing the one the thing I remember from reading Shakespeare in high school.
2021: **Dio emerges his soul to a kid**
Time freezes, phone rings, "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY."
I always knew scammers were time lords
"Look at the delicious popcorn I made us"
LOL The whole thing was gold. No wonder you liked this one lol
the parents approaching their son as soon as he arrived home from school, especially when they placed their hands on his shoulders seemed like they were about to devour him.
As goofy and poorly done as this is, I think an anthology series about kids get super powers bc they need therapy would be interesting
have you heard of worm? its a longform web serial set in a world where some people get powers after experiencing trauma, so kinda like that but not an anthology
Ever played Persona?
Replace superpowers with train and you’d get infinity train.
@@GreenLab-vo7vs ay, I love that show
@@YpsylonFunMagazine I haven't heard of that one but I'll def check it out, sounds interesting
Jarvis: My superpower is predicting the script of this video
Also Jarvis: *gets jumpscared every time british bootleg frozone screams*
wow nice!
“Kid learns he can control electricity, what happens next will shock you”
Haha very funny hehe!!!
Thank you!
@@dukebartoo6153bro is replying to himself
what happens nest is that he goes to Egypt and fights an old man and his Japanese grandson who can also freeze time.
"We create short movies about life, business and relationships, and we hope you like them." that is such an adorably polite description I almost went and subscribed.
Yea
666likes and I was the 666th
I changed it to 667 because I am the actual devil
*Almost*
@@MReDow01 your cursed
"I've got some forts to nite."
Jarvis - 2021
I hate this quote so much
I'm now going to use it
10:23 Rapunzel vibes tbh 😫
5:54 Funnily enough, I've always monologued at myself ever since I was a kid, so it doesn't register to me as weird in any way.
Jarvis I would have watched 20 minutes of you just nitpicking the sauce line
Same I was dying laughing
Same as I don't put gravy on mashed potatoes, I put soy sauce so I was felling validated that someone is also using different sauces.
Okey, let's take a second to talk about the logistics of this. When he freezes a person, does he freeze them at a molecular level? Because, folks, imagine leaving your dad in your living room for a week, the lad's gonna start decomposing and stanking up the room. Even if we say that he's body is stopped and "preserved", what if a fly decides he's free real estate thus making his body a maggot Disneyland?
Imagine unfreezing your dad after a month like that.
Although, this ability would be great for operations as a substitute for anesthesia (maybe the blood flow is frozen too and you get no hemorrhage).
Why?
Why did end up thinking about this so much? I should be having lunch.
Jarvis, I blame you T_T
maggot disneyland? I love that!
I’d rather stop time instead of stopping someone
How about taking a nice bath or shower and going to bed early?😌
Ya this is totally Jarvis’ fault.
I actually think that he stops an area around them in time. I don't think its freezing
Da kid that can freeze time
Dio: has a limit how long he can do it
Kid: p a t h e t i c
7:05 caption guy
its hollandaise
Oh my god. Jarvis doesn’t know about The Other Mashed Potato Sauce.
This is funny.
I dont know why I am commenting this .
Nothing makes sense anymore
Wha?
you mean c*m... dont you. ugh... grossss
coom
I know! EVERYBODY knows about THAT sauce!
Imagine he froze him parents for 40 years and when he unfroze his parents, his parents will just be surprised that he is now tall, drunk, and has a beard or something
Or their surprised to wake up in a Crack house and wakes up to a crackhead claiming he had superpowers and that he's Thier son
They will probably be dead
@@Navvum I don't think they will die , because their entire body is frozen
Or they'd been concious the whole time. Aware, but unable to move.
@@marumomoloto4455 lmao
theres something so cringe about kids trying to defend themselves with the same defense they used on you to defend you in an argument; "it just happened"
not Jarvis shitting on the phrasing of mash potatoes sauce, but ignoring that they are eating dinner at like 3 pm, right after he gets back from school.
“Kid can freeze time what happens next is shocking”
How it should be:
“Kid can freeze time what happens next is NOTHING”
Kid can freeze time what happ-
Llpp
B
Ok so I know its not really like freezing but "Kid can freeze time what happens next is CHILLING" I wish it was real ice :(
@@Sadie-rai dark
Tbf that was shocking, well more disappointing but yk I didn't expect nothing
were his parents conscious when he froze them?? Cause they responded to things he said before he unfroze them. That's horrifying lol
That sounds terrifying. Imagine being frozen in time by your child and having to just sit there while he invites a friend and makes popcorn and you cannot do anything except watch and just have to wait if he will ever unfreeze you
big Wandavision energy lmao
Do their body’s keep funkctioning then? I mean in this case they wouldn’t legitimately be frozen in time but rather paralyzed, but still conscious. So technically it he froze them for too long they’d just starve.
13:21 what happened next legitimately *did* shock you, Jarvis.
as a kid with divorced parents, I can say this is exactly how it went
Naturally I would assume after finding out he has time freezing powers he would move to Egypt, become a bisexual vampire and then piss off a japanese highschooler.
I'm so curious but should I even ask?
@@madisoncoombs674 Rule of thumb: If it's extremely specific but involves either punchy punchy fast, death in space or time powers, it's a Jojo reference.
Time stop, Za Warduo
yugioh........
@@madisoncoombs674 jojos bizarre adventure
Neil: literally freezes his parents in time changing the entire way we have veiwed time and space time as a whole
tiffany: oh cool
Plot twist they live in Jojos world and it’s notmal
@@thestarbrawler6887 xd
I mean like special relativity means that time is relative to everyone so maybe time was frozen relative to them but not to the kid and maybe tiffany is actually a 1000iq genius who figured all this out when she figured out that he could stop time
Ok but like being able to freeze time is just giving you the ability to teleport as well, like you can tell ur friend "watch me teleport behind you in 3 2 1"
And then you can stop time and walk right behind them like
"HOW IN THE FU-"
7:00 i eat my mashed potatoes with a random white sauce i found in a jar
I love how he is super desperate when he frozes Tiffany, all "please come back I can't lose you" but when it was his parents he was "oh that's sick "
Ikr. Happy pride btw
@@carmenmercedes9903 thanks, dunno if you lgbt+ too but if you are happy pride to you too
@@lemonace6695 thank you!! (I am a pansexual demigirl)
Happy pride to both of y'all! (Bisexual here)
Happy pride! (I'm lesbian)
When she asked who would be giving him hugs I half expected him to be like:
I WILL! and the start hugging himself with intense eye contact
i snorted
You actually made me laugh out loud. 😂😂😂
There always like "Who'd give you hugs" like you probably got hugged by your parents around 5 times in your life I don't think its as important as a common occurrence
It seemed like when he brought the popcorn out it was gonna be a “I really wish you hadn’t seen that” moment
10:11 “Also still talking to no one”
So are you
He’s talking to the audience watching the video 💀
@@lolkillermoon still, the “actor” are too 💀
@@burgerking4817 no… he’s an actor that means he’s acting like he’s in real life and isn’t being recorded
Plot twist: They weren't getting divorced but putting the kid up for adoption
😂
Then he gets adopted by a superhero
That way they can’t hurt him with their arguing! Genius!
So wholesome
🤣
Ahh yes, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Nick, Pyro, and Jarvis
Yes early Christmas
the father son and holy spirit and idk some other biblical figures cause now there's more than 3
Just about to comment this!
Too bad Scott Cramer didn’t wait 3 days to put his video out.
@@pogzz ikr
Hold up at 14:19 is that the freaking P-hub remix?!?!
d-dont you mean “is that a...”...right?
@@diskdem0n didn’t know there was multiple
@@johndodge1230 yeah
Jarvis doesn’t know that genetically a Eastern European accent + Southern American accent = British accent🙄
When he asked Tiffany how she knew about the divorce, I instantly got Wandavision vibes with how Wanda asked Monica how she knew Pietro
Same though
I could not stop laughing "Question 1: Who is going to sign permissions slips? Question 2: Who will give the hugs?"
"have you ever heard of me myself and I?"
You can hug your waifus pillow
When “the world” stand is inspirational
About the mashed potato question: I actually like ranch dressing in mine sometimes
"Stop banging those damn drums!"
"Oh I'm sorry I just thought it went good with your story."
"Sorry, gotta practice ._."
Boy: *Has an Eastern European accent that is slightly different from the mum’s*
Jarvis: Why does he sound British?
Me, a Brit: ???
Same lol
Lol, it’s funny how people can’t detect accents, I think brits are better at it because of the huge variety of accents we have in the UK, loads of Americans think there’s no difference between Australian and English or if you have a crappy film with Americans trying to do RP English accent, to the brits it sounds really bad but everyone outside the UK thinks it’s spot on. I’m from Liverpool and always get asked by yanks where about in Ireland am I from.
Jarvis is just genuinely terrible at accents
Ikr, I was confused when he said that and spent half of the video trying to force myself into thinking that it was a British accent when it didn’t sound anything like one.
@@shriekotbanshee just depends on how much accent differences you've been exposed to I guess. like someone who's never left their hometown or watched international shows wouldn't know much about that probably
If I had that ability I would screech “ZA WARUDO” at the top of my fucking lungs every time
See I was hoping they would make the superpower that whenever he says stop everybody automatically listens to him like “your mother and I are getting a divorce” “stop!” “Ok we wont”
My parents divorce was so messy that they didnt even sit to tell me. My dad just went “so...” and I immediately replied “yes I know”. Then we just sat in silence while eating sushi at a mall, pretty much frozen by awkwardness. Dare I say I managed to freeze mine by cutting off the convo before it even started. Very relatable 😁👍
@ThisIsGoingToBeFiftyCharactersLongForNoReasonAtAll same lol
How did you do that
That’s rough buddy.
Same lol
@ThisIsGoingToBeFiftyCharactersLongForNoReasonAtAll it’s okay you can laugh it’s funny
“is he giving a monologue to nobody right now” it’s a soliloquy bestie
Was it enough to call it either? He's just talking to his imaginary friend lol
4:39 this reminds me of multiple movies that CinemaSins had sinned bcuz of the 'parents argue(?) within earshot of child while they're trying to sleep' or something. like what happened in turning red.
Jarvis, I did it. I found a sauce that tastes good with mashed potatoes, sweet baby’s rays barbecue sauce. It actually tastes kinda good. The day has come. It is finished.
Jarvis: I don’t need to see
Also Jarvis: **proceeds to squint at his moniter**
I'm not very good at recognising accents, but the kid is definitely not English. I think he just has a much softer version of the mum's accent.
Yeah it sounds like International English
Yeah. Like someone who studied UK pronunciation when learning English, but that's not the same as BEING British.
"son, your grandpa has unfortunately... passed away-why the f*ck are you laughing?"
6:33 Legit I’ve had mashed potatoes and ketchup
I was betting on them saying he's adopted. Would explain all the accents
What do you mean lol if he was adopted after learning how to speak he would probably remember it
@@r4.v3n Maybe adopted later in life like after being a toddler so the accent is still there.
Plot twist: That's the reason why they're divorcing
Nah, it's common if both parents immigrated to a different country.