"I'm just going to do what I can, and that's just going to have to be Fashion for this season." I cracked up. I wonder how many trends have started this way. "Shit, I've run out of every lipstick colour except bright orange. Oh well, that's just going to have to do."
Natalie Kula Back when I worked at an agency in Manhattan, I heard a few stories at parties that yes - this has definitely happened. They just needed something quick, so they haphazardly slapped eyeshadow on and it became the “messy glam look”. Looked fabulous, though.
Being a makeup artist and having done NYFW and photoshoots this is so funny to me 😂 models always come in looking like they just rolled out of bed after a night of debauchery and clubbing and we get 5 mins to fix it and make it fashion haha! Great work as always, River xoxo
I love this faster speed! Keeps me more interested and immersed. Slow videos might be better for sleep but for anxiety I find this more immersive faster content a lot more relaxing. When a video is too slow my mind starts to wander, but this really keeps me engaged. Great content River.
Please more of these make up videos! I love how you look like you are really doing it. Not like some other ASMR artists who do to much tapping and other fakey stuff! I like it as if it’s really being done! Yours make me SO relaxed!
Could you do an Annabelle & ‘the baroness’ roleplay? During the fragrance consultation she mentioned the ladies had just gotten in a lot of new items at the make-up counter and I bet the baroness would love to check it out
How has this not popped up in my recommendations?? I'm almost fully immersed in the experience (almost, because I'm also genuinely impressed with your acting)
Literally one of a select few ASMR'tists who doesnt end up putting mascara on my eyeballs when I'm watching 😅 thank you River I love your videos and will continue to imagine I am Charlie until Monday morning xxxx
You sent me to sleep last night with this❤Thought I made it the whole way through but lasted less than half way. Continued our session in my dream and I can tell you, I looked fab, they loved me! So imagine my disappointment waking up to my own pale morning face with panda eyes 😫 trying this again, absolutely loving your videos, you're fantastic ❤
I had a good giggle and loved this! I love make up application videos and even with the rush is was relaxing and it was realistic. At least for my always late rear... thank you for all the wonderful videos and your work! You spoil us.
I love me some whispered, soft spoken asmr-stuff, but there's just something about having your make-up done by a stressed out make-up artist. The sprinkled in compliments and not so complimentary stuff are just the beautiful cherries on top.
Yaaasss!!! I feel like a runway model gettin’ glammed up by yours truly Mr. River .... i like this attention youre giving me ...im so ready to hit the fashion runway 😙
I love this fast, rush and aggressive makeup. This particular one is amazing as well. Would have been a lot better if there were actual fast and aggressive sound of application. Hope you can take this into consideration!
I have to ask, how much did doing this brisk video get your heart rate up? I don't normally get tingles from fast/brisk videos, but you did marvelously here! Thank you for this, it's perfect! (Unrelated: something about your hair and eyes in this video reminds me so much of David Bowie. It's so cool!)
I've never been so stressed and relaxed at the same time lol
Lololol
Ann Jay - Hahahaha!! #truth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This just makes me laugh like at every point in this video.
I'm fully immersed in this experience
This is about to be my new catchphrase. I laughed hysterically. Thank you. ❤️
This is great, I've never actually felt like a model before
Love this concept! ❤️ Would love to see a longer, calmer, version where we meet again at that calendar shoot to talk shit together. 😂😍
I second this
I third this
I fourth this. 😚
I am gay
I fifth this and I am bi
I wish you’d come back and do asmr again. This was always my favorite I need you to do another video like this!!
"I'm just going to do what I can, and that's just going to have to be Fashion for this season."
I cracked up. I wonder how many trends have started this way.
"Shit, I've run out of every lipstick colour except bright orange. Oh well, that's just going to have to do."
Natalie Kula Back when I worked at an agency in Manhattan, I heard a few stories at parties that yes - this has definitely happened. They just needed something quick, so they haphazardly slapped eyeshadow on and it became the “messy glam look”. Looked fabulous, though.
As someone who has had their makeup done for photo shoots before, I can say that this is pretty accurate - brisk but caring/calming ♥️
Sure.... 😁
I love how realistic it is, no whispering and excessive tapping. ❤️ These videos are so rare.
I would definitely trust River in a makeup emergency situation
The brisk asmr is really doing it for me. You make the roleplays feel very real too
This fast ASMR style has revolutionised my life
I actually love this rushed vibe. Can this be a thing ❤ it's so engaging but relaxing.
“Bratty Tati”. “I know a bit of a princess but, she’s ok” LOL. River you are brilliant and I’m in love with your channel!
The realism he always imparts in his videos is what makes them so effective and tingly to the max!!! Brilliant. 💜
The fact that is improv is honestly INSANE, you're so incredibly talented
One take !it's or less! Amazing!!
Ever since you posted it, this vid has been my go to asmr. Please do more of this character
Who else wishes they could experience this for real lol...River is amazing with everything asmr
Brisk is where it’s at.
Being a makeup artist and having done NYFW and photoshoots this is so funny to me 😂 models always come in looking like they just rolled out of bed after a night of debauchery and clubbing and we get 5 mins to fix it and make it fashion haha! Great work as always, River xoxo
River proves for us that we can experience ASMR even in a hurry. baby, I'm shook
Thank you Mr. River, I like these 'fast' speed videos. The Crazy fast and agressive MakeUp session is one of my favorite. Second is the Joker. :)
The absolute best fast aggressive makeup role play ever created. ❤️
The Hamptons story was awesome, the way you tell it, it's just perfection
I adore listening to the story you tell, like we're characters in a play - love it! ✨
This video gave me a deeper sleep han Nyquil EVER has AND I feel chic as hell. Amazing.
If Tilda Swinton and Jude Law had a son... ☺️👍❤
You’re so freaking good at what you do, River! I’m so glad we can all enjoy your amazing work :)
When you said I had my own dressing room, I was shook. I was seriously imagining us backstage but like, with everyone else around coming and going
I love this faster speed! Keeps me more interested and immersed. Slow videos might be better for sleep but for anxiety I find this more immersive faster content a lot more relaxing. When a video is too slow my mind starts to wander, but this really keeps me engaged. Great content River.
i've watched this for a thousand of times already, enough for me to memorize his lines T3T
and yes I am here again
This is legitimately my favorite asmr video ever. I've rewatched it at least 10 times just today
Please more of these make up videos! I love how you look like you are really doing it. Not like some other ASMR artists who do to much tapping and other fakey stuff! I like it as if it’s really being done! Yours make me SO relaxed!
you don’t understand how much i rely on this video to make me feel positive/ confident AND to relax/sleep
MOREEE!!!!!
You’re really selling me this moment. I want to be late to every show now.
I love roleplays where you're a model getting made up for something- the one with Candy is still one of my all time favorite ASMR vids 💗
omg yessss love your fast/brisk asmr!! 💗thank you for your time and lovely work
Im always mesmerized by your beauty! You’re stunning!!!
River looks so beautiful in this video he could drown me in foundation and I’d say thank you
I just adore you. This concept is awesome
I think this is one of my top River ASMR videos. Right up there with the Leg Message and the Ladies’ fitting
My computer is melting with every one of your videos River,you are magical.
that "shine" bit is my favorite part
I love the fast hand movements. This is my favorite asmr video right now.
perfection 😍. I never knew I would enjoy being in a hurry 😁😁
Could you do an Annabelle & ‘the baroness’ roleplay? During the fragrance consultation she mentioned the ladies had just gotten in a lot of new items at the make-up counter and I bet the baroness would love to check it out
How has this not popped up in my recommendations?? I'm almost fully immersed in the experience (almost, because I'm also genuinely impressed with your acting)
This is my favourite of all your videos.
How does this not have more views it is perfection!?
I LOVE THIS! I love YOU! :) thanks for making me look fabulous
you're rocking this roleplay. love how you made your cheeks pop.
You are the best! And the fast ASMR is soo natural.. :)
yesss more of brisk type asmr!!
You look fabulous, River!
And the video is extremely relaxing~
This was so much fun! I feel beautiful and ready for the runway.
Literally one of a select few ASMR'tists who doesnt end up putting mascara on my eyeballs when I'm watching 😅 thank you River I love your videos and will continue to imagine I am Charlie until Monday morning xxxx
Absolutely love this character/video style!
You sent me to sleep last night with this❤Thought I made it the whole way through but lasted less than half way. Continued our session in my dream and I can tell you, I looked fab, they loved me! So imagine my disappointment waking up to my own pale morning face with panda eyes 😫 trying this again, absolutely loving your videos, you're fantastic ❤
Ohhh man this gives me hella tingles while I wait stuck in traffic for another hour. God bless ya.
I had a good giggle and loved this! I love make up application videos and even with the rush is was relaxing and it was realistic. At least for my always late rear... thank you for all the wonderful videos and your work! You spoil us.
That eyeshadow pallet is BEAUTIFUL I need it in my life
I’d love to see Charlie after that makeover lol. He’s probably glad he arrived plastered! Love your style River xx
With Rivers ability to change his voice I bet he could sing a killer duet.
How do you always do it? I’m always so convinced... Remarkable. Intelligent. Effective and timely. You are a gift.
I love me some whispered, soft spoken asmr-stuff, but there's just something about having your make-up done by a stressed out make-up artist. The sprinkled in compliments and not so complimentary stuff are just the beautiful cherries on top.
every makeup roleplay you do is my new favourite makeup roleplay
Got this on loop while I do Christmas cards
Love this one, so River x
This deserves SOOO many more views
Yaaasss!!! I feel like a runway model gettin’ glammed up by yours truly Mr. River .... i like this attention youre giving me ...im so ready to hit the fashion runway 😙
‘You’re covered in acne - that’s not like you’
No it really isn’t I apologise 😳
I would die for a River style makeup treatment. Thank you!
I LOVE the running monologue of our hampton girl 😆
Someone needs to send this to tati 🤣 LOVE IT!
Very nice job River! Loved this one. Hope you're well.
I actually felt like a model I looked fabulous very relaxing 😴
😊♥️ I do like the fast speed videos
Dang, that model had some eyebrows attached at the bone with how much tweezing River had to do! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Is it possible to be laughing at how funny he is WHILE getting tingles? I didn’t know that was even possible!
This is my fav
I keep coming back to it
“Yes I’m rock and roll. I’m a whore.” I LAUGHED SO HARD
Every time I think you can't get any better. You manage to top your last video. Your fantasic!, a true artist💖. Keep up the amazing work😘.xxx
We need more content like this. I love it
You have such a great imagination! Really immersive!
Please do more of these. I’m addicted.
I don't know how my makeup has ended but yours is flawless 💅🏻
I love this fast, rush and aggressive makeup. This particular one is amazing as well. Would have been a lot better if there were actual fast and aggressive sound of application. Hope you can take this into consideration!
Interesting concept. I approve. Yes, more please.
I have to ask, how much did doing this brisk video get your heart rate up?
I don't normally get tingles from fast/brisk videos, but you did marvelously here! Thank you for this, it's perfect!
(Unrelated: something about your hair and eyes in this video reminds me so much of David Bowie. It's so cool!)
River, you make me think I could be a fabulous drag queen. Thank you so much!
Literally loved this
You look like a manga character on this one! Anyway, with those features and that voice, you should be at least a movie star
this is so so tingly!
Soooooo many tingles, thank you! 😊
I would love for you to do my makeup up in real life. Lol.. I love your voice and the way u speak to the customer
‘You really do fidget a lot.’ 😆 😆 I really do, not gonna lie.
Need more like this!
I Love this!
Your makeup on this one reminded me of Lisa Eldridge
I love it! Thank you!!
Please do another so many tingles!!!
Oh this is perfect.
Glam urchin, the look of the season👌🏻✨