8 Massively Inappropriate Vintage Commercials
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- Опубликовано: 28 дек 2019
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Wunder Boner seems like it should be an SNL skit! I remember the commercial too. I was young and it went right over my head. What a treat today though hahahaha!!!
There was one where they put a whole fish into a blender: "Bass-o-Matic", I think it was called. "The WHOLE bass!"
@@ferociousgumby Hahaha oldie, but goodie with that one!
You should go try the "Colon Blow" cereal
@@Epic_C “Colon blow and youUUU in the mooorning” 😂
Did the Wunder Boner actually work well?
Were commercials inappropriate or did we all develop dirty minds over time?
America lost its spine in the 2000's
Yes.
@@vvvxtmust have used a Wonder Boner 😮
The ladder.
@@sdmurphy20 ???? do you mean the latter?
I'm surprised the Wonderboner didn't catch on. "My wife would love that" lmao,
Too expensive at $20, that could buy you 80 or more gallons of gasoline. No wonder boner.
I dont remember any of these. Have a great day everyone
Man: The Wunder Boner! My wife would love that!
Me: She would! 😂
It's spelled Wunder Boner
not wonder boner
@@lukasleibrecht7054 Good one, Lukas.
Shouldn't Winston be called "Winstone" in Bedrock?
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I was more a Marbleboro man myself.
If they weren't a sponsor, and didn't have any other cigaret sponsors, yes, would've been a good gag name. Who knows how many potential TV gags have been torpedoed by sponsorship or potential sponsorship? The Simpsons must've figured Percodan was never going to advertise on TV, even decades into the reruns, even with all the other prescription drug advertising going on.
No... Lol
I remember those Ayds candies. The name is what killed them as the AIDS virus became more widespread. It would be if I made a candy bar in 2019 called the covid bar. Just a naming issue. They say even sales of Corona beer slumped for a while simply because of the name.
Just shows how fucking stupid so many people are.
Corona beer did lose some sales because COVID-19 was first referred to as a "coronavirus", but eventually, it was just called COVID-19. Its classification as a coronavirus was no longer brought up; and the brand Corona had been around for decades so it didn't have long-term damage to the brand name.
Butt-Light did!!!@@bkdmode
So true. In 1977 I was a waitress in a Big Boy restaurant. They had a really good burger with Swiss, red onion on a pumpernickel bun. It was geared toward men but it wouldn't sell because it was called the "Swiss Miss". Men didn't want it an women didn't care for it due to the huge size and strong onion. They changed the name to the Brawny Burger- problem solved. Ihop understood this trend and went the other way with the "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity" which everyone got a kick out of saying because it was embarrassingly funny.
Not sure how the Quiche fared tho when restaurants started listing it as the "egg pie".
The ayds candies tasted pretty good. My aunt used them.
That one with the dog hurt me...
They still do that today!
Will I get Ayds if I use the Wonderboner on my Johnson while playing with my Balzac?
Nicely done, sir!
BAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Ayyyy yoooo
Outstanding comment!
“the wonderboner on my johnson” 💀💀💀
On the Winston ad on the Flintstones, Fred & Barney met their wives at a nightclub, where Wilma & Betty worked as cigarette girls, carrying around a tray of smokes to sell to the nightclub customers.
Wonderboner is no more distasteful than today's commercials
I dunno man that demo really freaked me out.
Welcome to my vagina
(A tampon commercial)
Cook like a mother
(Ragu commercial)
The snuggle commercial that makes you wanna dance.
It's a deboner and you're obviously misandrist.@@ligernull
@@patricew.4010 Imagine that thing deboning your boner
My wife would like that😏
There used to be a game called Ballbusters. There were a number of balls on long springs plugged into a base. You'd pull a ball back and let it go. The ball would spring back and hit one of the other player's balls which would then fly apart. The ad said, "The object of the game is to bust your opponent's balls!"
I don’t know if AYDS really made people lose a lot of weight, but AIDS certainly did.
Pretty sure the preferred pharmaceutical to 'treat' AIDS was the culprit...
See Dr. Nancy Turner-Banks' book "AIDS, Opium, Diamonds and Empire" for much more information.
Oh good grief, my brain went to Family Guy…
I think a modern band should do a remake of the song You and Your Johnson, could be a hit.
“You, your girl and your Johnson”. Says it all.
@@lululacanuck3824"Oh, you doesn't has to call me Johnson..."
The Kiffness has a song called "Long Johnson".
Its the name of a cat and hilarious 😺
AC/DC has joined the chat.
Yeah, me and my mum tried the Ayds, they were like toffees, so we ate them by the pack! Didn’t lose any weight though😂😂.!
Well you were only supposed to eat them when you were hungry...lol...
I ate them like they were caramel candy.
I paid no attention to what they were.
Yeah, I tried 'em too. Didn't work.....just gave me gas.... 😮
You were supposed to have them with hot tea or hot water. Who the f wants to drink hot water?.
@@tenormanidk but if I were them, I would keep that info to myself 😂
The commercials weren't inappropriate so much, as looking back in hindsight the world became more inappropriate. 😟
OK so I have actually had HIV/AIDS since 1984. I remember as a child, being born in 1964, those commercials for the ayds diet plan.
I remember getting into the box of my mom’s candies, sorry diet pills, and eating most of the box. When she found out she was horrified and watch door for me for some time as we couldn’t afford to go to the emergency room back then. The only other time that I ate chocolate flavored stuff not knowing what it was was when I was four I got into the Ex-Lax, chocolate flavored Ex-Lax. I had eaten the entire thing. Love seeing this commercial and glad somebody else gets the funny.
HIV/AIDS is for life, brother :(
@@twiztinupblunts4031 he's aware. luckily, its not a death sentence anymore and u can take medication for it. its so improved u may only have to take a shot every once in a while.
I ate the whole packet of Ex-Lax too!!
You, your girl and your johnson! Awesome!
Better than your kids and your Johnson.
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I didn’t get the Johnson one what’s weird about it?
@@-Apothecary- Nothing weird at all. That's why I wrote "awesome!" :)
@@johnsmith4811 If it wasn’t weird then why was it put in a “Inappropriate vintage commercials” video?
So THATS were Matt and Trey got the inspiration for the “Jared has Aides” episode....
Posting from the USA. I'll be 58 in June, and can well remember when cigarettes were advertised on TV. The last one ran 1-1-71.
That's not true, I was born in the 80s and definitely remember Marlboro, Camel, and Newport commercials while growing up.
@@YourMajesty143 On what network or networks? They WERE advertised in magazines, but not on TV or radio.
@@TheBrooklynbodine Brother Gary, you are correct. I be in my middle-60s, & hell.... I can STILL sing/verbalize the Marlboro, Winston, Salem, Teraton, Camel, COOL, Viceroy, L&M, BelAir, et al TV-commercials back then. (Did I leave any out?!?
As I recall, cigarette commercials kept running for the first couple weeks of 71 so they could play on the Super Bowl. Interestingly, the ban didn't include cigars, so the tobacco companies came out with "little cigars" which were really just brown cigarettes. Disclaimer: YA DON'T HAVE TO INHALE 'EM TO LIKE 'EM!
@@martinbachmann6283 Posting 5-21-21. I can remember "Me and my Winston," Benson and Hedges "Millimeter Longer-101." The latter one was that Benson and Hedges was, indeed a millimeter longer than a 100, as 100 means 100 millimeters.
The Johnson one made me lmao
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The last line slayed me 🤣🤣🤣
Me too.
Johnson was name of boat and motor company so in your Johnson meant in a Johnson motorboat.
@@hydrolito No foolin'? Well, I never. I mean - gee, we had a Johnson motor in 1949. You're so silly.
That dog really looked terrified when it saw that gun!
It was an absolutely disgusting ad!!!
@@erin6641It's the only ad in the video that offended me.
@@Snobert99 That's what I meant when I said it was an absolutely disgusting ad. I didn't mean the other ads, just the dog one. 💖🐶🐕🦮🐕🦺🐩💖
Poor baby
It was really terrified 😢
I'm old enough to remember when commercials were minutes long, like that Wunder Boner one that seemed like it would never end.
I also knew you would include the Flintstones smoking commercial.
But my personal favorite was the dude pointing a gun at the dog. That was so unexpected, I was like, "What the f@#@?" That was messed up
I know and the dog looked anxious.
The commercials like this were usually the ones that were on cable channels, and more commonly in the evening and overnight hours if I remember correctly. It was pretty much pre internet "made for tv" sales.
Most seem like intentional play on words. (Accept for Ayds which was an unfortunately timed product release)
Ayds was around long before the disease with a similar name ( check our Fauci saying aids is a gay disease, not to worry)
Ayds
AIDS
the one with the dog scares the shit outta me
"Wonderboner! You're laughing now, but just watch!"
"The Wonder Boner!"
"My Wife would like that..."
"So uhh... Where did you get the Wonderboner?"
"It's funny you should ask..."
You can't make this shit up XD It's like they KNEW!
I laughed at all of them except for the RSPCA ad. That poor dog, and the gun being shoved into his face, really brings home the plight of homeless dogs.
Hey Bat man! I shit my pants!
@@rmiller334 wow, you're such a badass. hey everybody look at this badass over here shooting and killing domestic pets! just bask in his micro penis badassery.
honestly...I laughed. I felt bad that I laughed, its just so ridiculous! They stick a damn gun in the poor dog's face and go GIVE US MONEY meanwhile the dog's reaction is almost like it knows its a gun. It's dark but it was just SO far out, I just had to laugh.
I've seen that one in another compilation, it was never actually aired; it didn"t get past the ASA.
reminded me of the fake ad from UHF "come down and buy a car or I'm gonna club this baby seal!"
man a lot of these have not aged well.
Mike Rowe, from ‘Dirty Jobs’, Deadliest Catch,’is the voiceover for Wunder Boner.
Funny and yes he's the voice
I thought I knew the voice. Just could not put my finger on it. Thanks for the Info. Cheers
it was a dirty job, that wonder boner....but someone has to do it...
And if you can tell he's reading a script to be reading that fast and that good.
I am not even a fan of that breed, but damn man, that poor dog!
imagine those Flintstones ads showing on Saturday mornings in the 80's.
Or today 😳
One thing you have to remember about The Flinstones. It was not designed for children
It was the 1st prime time animated tv show. It didnt discourage kids from watching but the primary target were adults. Also cigarette adds were common place back then. Every major TV show had cigarette adds. Philip Morris was a major sponsor for I Love Lucy for years. You can still see adds that were not removable such as Lucy.Does a TV Commercial. They cut her line Call for Philip Morris. But she is still wearing the bellboy suit and holding a pack of cigarettes. I agree i couldn't imagine them airing these during the 1980s but by then i think all TV cigarette adds had been banned. I was pretty young and dont really remember seeing cigarette adds on TV.
I saw the "You and your Johnson" commercial presented by Jimmy Fallon on his "Late Night " show. The audience was cracking up!!!!😂😂
The flintstones Winston ad seemed more offensive because Fred and Barney were so lazy.
Lazy sacks they were:
Barney: "I hate to see the girls workin' so hard."
Fred: "Yeah...uh, let's go around back where we can't see 'em!"
The RSPCA is the most inappropriate commercial if you ask me because I love dogs!!!
the RSPCA commercial really puts dog ownership into perspective.
I owned a ballzak toy because of that commercial. It was pretty fun from what I remember I think Splash Zone (a ball with a timer similar to hot potato) came out in the same time.
Wait so Balzac was an actual toy????
Back in the early days of the AIDS pandemic, victims wasted away losing weight fast. Confusion between AIDS and AYDS led to AYDS disappearing from the market.
😂😂 the Johnson😂😂😂
Marcus Shark, I laughed so hard & long at the Johnson outboard one that now I've gotta stomach ache!
That's why you should give the money to Uli and Autobahn.
@@martinbachmann6283 You, your family, and your Johnson.... LMAO.
Our minds weren't dirty them , but you watch now you laugh so hard your eyes get watery.
You and your Johnson!!!!! I laughed so hard I farted!
There was a commercial, it ran for a short time, it had an overworked housewife, frustrated and tired, but when she used northern bathroom tissue it revived her, the commercial was called get in the groove with northern,,,,you cant find it anywhere as far as i know because the company must have eliminated it, knowing it was a disaster, the commercial ran about 40 years ago, maybe some of you remember it😅
Now I see why the Flinstones are no more they died of cancer due to the cigarettes.
I found most of these commercials funny! Mainly because the names of the products sound so awkward!😂 The ad that made me go WTH was the one where someone pulled a gun on the dog! I think it was the RSPCA ad!
RSPCA stole the notion from a 1973 National Lampoon magazine cover.
They really liked that aids commercial. 3 times.
That ad disgusts me to the core!! "Give us money or we'll shoot the dogs!", was not needed on this string of ads. The rest was funny.
I didn't see anything inappropriate, just politically incorrect. Before the disease, AYDS were a very popular weight supplement
Exactly. No one thought anything of the name except for wright loss, prior to the disease!
I have an empty box.
Now we have a game called Cornhole. Now that Is offincive.
@@eddieboggs8306
And you don’t think telling everybody that your BOX is empty is offensive?
@@gz9520
No the name is offencive.
Cornhole the game.
@@eddieboggs8306
It’s two words.
Corn: from the bags that are usually filled with corn that are tossed in the game
Hole: because the object of the game is to toss the corn bags through the hole.
Anything else you came up with, came out of your own mind. So maybe it’s your mind that’s offensive.
The women that voiced Wilma and Betty of The Flintstones actually had a restrained laugh because they were heavy smokers that would otherwise cough and hack if they laughed more forcibly. “Try peanut butter Ayds” is classic.
Three of these are commercials for the appetite suppressant called Ayds - there was nothing "inappropriate" about the commercials (although some may question the idea of losing weight via appetite suppressants - some of which are still on the market)... just that around the same time the disease resulting from HIV was named AIDS. Just a case of poor timing due to giving a disease the same sounding name as the product.
was going to put something similar. This is wonderful nostalgia but I wish video markers would take a few extra moments to research.
@@radioman970 - Right on, Radioman!
Nothing wrong with any of them
The Ayds was just a case of bad timing. It should have been renamed, not because it is offensive but it would have been easier to sell.
Many of the " diet drugs" in the 70s were actually Amphetamines.
Well just like the coronavirus.
When coronavirus came out corona beer sales plummeted.
Corona beer wasn't selling at all in my town.
"Johnson" is an old slang term. Definitely known back in the 70s. How the hell did that commercial get made back then?
You didn't get that they did that intentionally?
People weren't so uptight back then and could have a sense of humor on tv.
I dunno they should bring these back they are hilarious
5:40 - this previously used by the National Lampoon...
I never thought I would see Fred and barney from the Flintstones smoking
I remember the nostalgia critic did watched the dog one for his commercial special
He did "You and your Johnson" and the Wunder Boner as well.
"The Wunder Boner!"
"My wife would like that."
Nostalgia Critic: YYYYOU KNOW.
the Johnson motor commercials were intentially innapropriate. most dudes in the midwest would always joke about it.
Reminds me of an old basketball joke, who's the better man Larry with his bird or Magic with his JOHNSON. 😆🤣😅
And then Magic ate a box of Ayds. So sorry for that, folks.
The dude taking off his glasses and pointing with them is what convinced me he was telling the truth.
My mom used to use Ayd's. Those things were actually really tasty!
Did they actually help her lose weight?
@@melissacooper4282 💀💀💀
That Flintstones cigarette commercial is on goddamn point.
There is no need to cuss.
These real commercial from the past looks like something you would see on SNL when they would do one of those silly Commercial ads.
Bass-o-matic, for blending fish, bones n all.
I distinctly remember an SNL parody commercial with Garret Morris and Dan Aykroyd for a three bladder safety razor ( back then a single or double was the norm.) At the very end was a close up of Dans face…smiling and saying, “ ‘cause you’ll buy ANYTHING!”
The first time I saw a commercial for a real 3 blade product…I immediately thought of that. We are now on 5 blades, I think!
I honestly still use a twin if I am not shaving with my straight razor. One blade just takes forever. Two worked the best, especially to get the part where my upper lip meets my nostrils but three or more makes it impossible to get that part…
It may be better for girls as they have a lot more area to cover and generally don’t have to shave their face but that SNL commercial was absolutely correct. If anyone can find it post a reply here…
Still cant top the bass master.. 1 step fish preparation. 👍👍
@@nickv1008 Yes, I do also remember the Bass-O-Matic …but what I am talking about is an entire, multi-billion dollar industry of products…correctly predicted by comedians that are in fact redundantly useless or entirely useless that are purchased by the IDIOCRACY as innovations they think they can’t live without.
The first two generations of SNL comedians actually wrote or greatly contributed to the writing of the material they performed and were actually LIVE.
I believe it was because of Eddie Murphy, during his original stint, that the network (NBC) had received so many fines and complaints (FCC & Karen’s) that a six second delay was imposed.
This leads us to today’s lame ass, prerecorded, PC, woke and politically re-educational excuse for a comedy show that I simply will not abide.
People used to stay home, invite friends and be at least half as “lubed up” as the SNL players because they knew they were seeing a totally unique show.
Most partied on to SCTV afterwards… cocktails flowing and sinsemilla smoke clouds in the air.
Interesting thing I noticed about the RSPCA ad with the dog being shot: the footage actually goes grayscale as the gun shows up, it’s just not noticeable because the dog is black and white already, you can tell by the finger on the trigger which goes white and the dog’s tongue is gray.
Ayds was not inappropriate when aired, they went out of business shortly after they named the disease after the product.
The Ayds ad is no more inappropriate than Jenny Craig, Noon, NutriSystem, or any of the other frauds out now. Limu Emu and Doug - now THAT'S inappropriate - no - just stupid.
It's "Noom" not "Noon". LOL
That RSPCA commercial is WILD
What a horrifying commercial, holding a gun to a dog's head!
Ayds never imagined someone would name a disease " acquired immune deficiency syndrome...
Ayds
AIDS
These commercials are not inappropriate at all, people are so twisted in their thinking that they will turn an innocent ad into something secular and disgusting!
I want a Wonder Boner, and I don't even fish. Also, The Flintstones wasn't originally aimed at kids. It was the first primetime cartoon show and it was aimed at adults. It was basically The Honeymooners in a cartoon.
Well, I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas.
"Peanut Butter Ayds..." im done...
Fred Ward was in Tremors. Now he stars in the fish world’s greatest horror movie.
That one with the dog! I remember back in the early 90s there was a huge controversy over how they "put the animals to sleep" at the Franklin County (Ohio) animal control shelter. The guy in charge would take them out back and dispatch the animals with a single .22LR bullet.
Everyone should enjoy Ayds!
I ate them like they were caramel candy
I almost died when that first lady said I lost 30 pounds with aids .... Dead rotflmmfao
I used Ayds, and they were delicious. Originally, they had no drugs in them, but for the last year they were sold, they did have an appetite suppressant in them. They worked on the principal that if you eat sweets before a meal, it spoils your appetite. Two cubes with a hot or warm drink half an hour before meals. As to the outboard motor and fish deboner, yeah, bad naming. Cartoon characters pushing cigarettes? Ugh! And I used to watch the Flintstones, too! The admen who wrote those commercials must've been drunk or something to come up with that!
At 00:40, they sing of you, your girl and your Johnson. Sounds like heaven to me.
Ayds. Got a raw deal
I think the Johnson commercial knew what they were doing.
I think the announcer in the Wonder Boner commercial is the host of Dirty Jobs. The first voice. Not the guy at the end.
Yeap, totally Mike Rowe. Talk about him always doing dirty jobs. Ever see his QVC clips?
Beat me to the punch, was wondering if it was Mike Rowe too, sure sounds like him.
I think that The Flintstones wasn't a Saturday morning kid's cartoon. It was prime time, for the whole family.
Yes, the Flintstones was a cartoon for adults.
@@jenniferhansen3622No.
Can't wait to get some AYDS!
Not sure if it's worth the side effects.
I'm two minutes in and it is just absolutely fuckin funny
Damn, that commercial with the dog and gun is frickin' DARK.💀⚰️🪦
It wasn't even the original. It refers to a National Lampoon Magazine cover at the time that had the headline, "Buy this magazine, or we'll shoot this dog". It was one of those memes that launched a thousand variations in the 1970s..
@@MichaTicho 👍👍👍
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Since the Flintstones was a cartoon for adults, it's not surprising that cigarettes were advertised with those characters.
Peanut butter AIDS 😂 WonderBoner😅 and that giant pack of smokes Barney pulls out his shirt. So wrong but im still LMAO
The ad with the dog sitting there, and a gun is put to his head……that really upset me!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i have absolutely no idea why these are advertised as inappropriate. i'm a female in my 60's and grew up with many of these. some of them are stupid, as are most commercials, but i don't see anything 'inappropriate' unless you're a 'woke' snowflake, finding something offensive in everything you see.
Such is the world we live in today. I’m half your age and I see nothing wrong with them but I can see how the dummies of the world would especially the woke and socialist ones.
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When you say that you're in your 60s I can only assume you mean your IQ because you gotta be pretty dense to not understand the simple concept of inappropriateness by immediately conflating it with wokeness and being offended 🤣🤣
Wonderboner... "My wife would like that" 4-6 weeks for delivery- what, no Amazon?
Now, me & my Johnson and the Wunderboner want Ayds! I am sure that our family will love it, too
That's why I love RUclips!
“People often mistake me for my teenage daughter Dale”…
I hope someone adopted that poor dog at 5:21.
Woah! You, your kids and your Johnson! 🤣🤣🤣 that is just not right
Perhaps just one of the AYDS commercials would have sufficed, not three... we get the gag.
Yeah... Gotta Agree With Ya on These. And Whoa... Don't Remember Winston Sponsorship of The Flintstones... Jezze
“You, your girl, and your Johnson.”
I can’t fucking take it!!
We now know what killed the cavemen....
I don't think they are inappropriate. I think they are awesome and funny. Gotta make commercials fun. Thanks for the memories. My thoughts are always on the wunder boner, and the balz-sak. Lol. I remember that doggy in the window commercial. Ayds too. It really stood for something, I don't remember.
When AYDS was around, what we now know as HIV and AIDS was called GRIDS... so basically it was only time and knowledge that made those commercials inappropriate.
Wow, Fred and Barney promoting Winstons. Not too hard to imagine Kirk and Spock pushing (dilithium) crystal meth.
The Flintstones was a cartoon for adults and this was back in the day when cigarettes were advertised on TV. Since it was a cartoon for adults, they could do that.
@@jenniferhansen3622 Not exactly. The Flintstones was not a cartoon meant for adults; rather, it harbored adult themes and/or humor (as did most kiddie cartoons at the time; think Bugs Bunny under Chuck Jones). Planted in front of the TV as they were, kids were a captive audience who were bound to watch them, but so did their mothers. These cartoons were often laced with adult references so moms could also be somewhat entertained. Sad to say, Fred and Barney pushing Winstons was a period marketing gambit to reach them.
@@deantheodosiou2886 Everything I've read about the flintstones says that it was originally a cartoon that was made for adults. That's why it was portrayed like a sitcom of that time. It was modeled after the Honeymooners. It was also on in prime time, not Saturday morning.
@@jenniferhansen3622 Thank you for responding. It's true that the Flintstones were modeled after the Honeymooners. I also don't think that they were played on Saturday mornings (that being a latter-day phenomenon, beginning in the '70s) but rather on weekdays in an afternoon timeslot of some kind. Hardly primetime, though.
@@deantheodosiou2886 They were on at 830 p m eastern
The Wunder Boner 🤣.
In the 90's a commercial came on for a new product that consisted of a rectangular shaped steel screen with little handles on opposing ends.
What you did was lay the screen down on the bottom of your cats litter box then you pour the litter on top of it and the next day you just grab the handles and lift the screen out.
The litter stays in the box and the poop comes out, and the name of this little wonder was "CATCH-IT".
For some reason it stopped airing after a couple of weeks and then about a decade later the same product came out under a different name but we all knew what it was and without it being called Catch-it it didn't sell.
P.S. There may have been a "The" at the start; but that would've pretty much killed the joke so I'm thinking there wasn't one.
"How do you catch cat turds? With CATCHIT!" lol
This is the best video of all time. A time capsule of truth. 😊
Wow, thank you!
I’m holding my dog and saw that dog commercial I burst out laughing so jacked up
Haven't heard from you in a bit. Hope all is well.
"How much is that window in the doggie," sang the vivisectionist.