You never see him swallow the food. 90% of food influencers doesnt eat the food thats why you cant never see them SWALLOW they only chew the food and throw it in the thrash
As diabetic I should explain you that diabetes doesn't come because of large amounts of sugar (I'm talking about type 1), but it's a deases Wich can randomly appear and it's caused by the lack of insulin production by specific pancreas cells
People say this all the time and it’s not even accurate. It’s not that it’s any less healthy than a different cookie, it’s just that there’s more of it.
There is no clip of him eating all of it, he can take bites and throw it out. I think he throws it out because the food he makes isn’t exactly healthy so he prolly throws it out
@@yasiranasir2450 fire that english teacher lmao. Since you want to correct people here. It's indeed. You use a lowercase I. Secondly you use a period in Mr. to show It's the suffex. That also only works if Mr. Chuey is married. If not then it's only Chuey.
Хобби
Mom: you can only eat 1 cookie
The cookie:
XD
only a spoonful!
Never said how big the cookie is
Yes I will do that now 😮😊!
@@victortorres6599Plot twist! *Brings the biggest spoon out*
bite 1: oh that's good
bite 2: oh that's god
152 likes and no comment? lemme fix that
Cringe chain?cant fix that.
Read the other 2 replies cuz mine sucks
@@Zip_OFFICIAL_ONG woah ruby gloom pfp
So fuckin original
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there."
Uncle Roger
Bro Turned food into Slime.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Funniest RUclips shorts commenter:
@@FullmetalballszI thought it was funny 🫤
@@caldercockatoo2234You must've not seen this exact same comment 50 times then haha
Dayum you nailed the ASMR on that! Bravo to you and the ginormous cookie 🙌
He doesn't have diabetes, diabetes has him.
fr
True
True
As a representative of type one diabetes, he indeed is the one who rules us all
ah yes diabetes.
EVEN I ATE A GIANT DAMN CAKE A DIABETES!?!
WE MAKING IT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️
Wait we are??
Yeah the diabetes
)
Pppn⁹!
@@DudayEcyu
I love undertime slopper
First bite tastes like heaven, the second bite _________.
Fill in the blank for me
You are in heavean
Sends you there
is heaven
Tastes like heaven
YEETS you there.
And this, folks, isn't the only time that Albert has seen a 1 inch measurement
His heart, stomach, intestines, and bottom cheeks will be on life support.
You never see him swallow the food. 90% of food influencers doesnt eat the food thats why you cant never see them SWALLOW they only chew the food and throw it in the thrash
LOL
Agreed
I would still eat it tbh
@@pixie518fr
Dad:ONLY ONE COOKIE FOR YOU
also me:
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@@Inumaki_Toge_x_yuta bro everyone gets the same idea.
@@gamercool92ik bro this type of comment is annoying (another soda pfp let’s go bro)
@@Inumaki_Toge_x_yuta yea wait edit it with a baby emoji
@@gamercool92 wdym?
Him trying to fit the giant cookie into the glass. 😂
Diabetes:
Feliz navidad
Felicidades encontraste un comentario en español :D👍
@@MRMexico10 e você encontrou um brasileiro👍
@@Lobodoruinoficial és magyarul
When you translate that it says Merry Christmas for me💀😂😂😂
@@underwaterdragonsoul it means merry Christmas I speak Spanish so it does say that
My diabetes approves 👌
We all know bro passed out after this one.
@@HarSeg155lol yeah
As diabetic I should explain you that diabetes doesn't come because of large amounts of sugar (I'm talking about type 1), but it's a deases Wich can randomly appear and it's caused by the lack of insulin production by specific pancreas cells
@Innok-zn7nonobody cares
@Innok-zn7nonpc
When my grandma says "come on just one cookie" this is exactly what she means
First bite tastes like heaven
.
. Second bite takes.you there💀
Speedrun any%
Dream: Heart attack speedrun with a cookie hunter
So funny and original!!!!
People say this all the time and it’s not even accurate. It’s not that it’s any less healthy than a different cookie, it’s just that there’s more of it.
@@HenyaMandelit's not the cookie, it's the chocolate. they think that much chocolate on 1 cookie is gonna give them a heart attack 💀
"First bite tastes like heaven, second bite takes you there" 😋
WE MAKING IT TO HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🗣🗣
You copied
W GREAT MEAL THEN I SEE JESUS? W
@@ProfessorTurtleGuysthu
@@user-yl4fn9pp4ehe is right
WE'RE IN HEAVEN 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
_AAÆUUUGHH AÆUEH OUEH OOUEH OH_
That’s not a cookie, that’s a ✨ C O O K I E✨
That's not diabetes, that's a
✨C A R D I A C A R R E S T✨
It is *a* cookie.
if someone gives you a cookie box with no cookies, that’s a declaration of war as far as as i’m concerned
The first bite taste like heaven and the second will take you to heaven
Es un viaje de ida al infierno por gula😂
Bot
"The doctor says you can only have 1 cookie a day."
More like a year 🤣🤣
Crumbl cookies needs to hire him tbh
Dis guy is my favorite cooking channel ❤️
Honestly, nothing is better than homemade cookies.
“The first bite tastes like heaven.
The second takes you there”
- A Wise Man
YES THE ITALIANS
LIONFIELD???!!!!????!!
@@rainbowplays6503??? You didn't need to Skip that many lines
If you think this is something that will immediately kill you upon the first bite, you clearly don't have enough exposure to food.
ihe wasnt being serious...@@BugVRreal
@@akhito7683this joke isn’t that funny anyways it’s overused it was funny when lionfield used it
New title unlocked : Heart Attack Speedrunner
A big cookie:❌
Diabetes:✅
Diabetes speed run any %
WE MAKING IT TO ROOT CANALS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
WE MAKING IT TO THE OBITUARY WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💯💯💯
WE MAKIN IT TO THE GRAVEYARD WITH THIS ONE
that cookie had a cheese pull
"First bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there."
Overuse
@@emmanuelcommander244fr
how this man’s heart is still working is something i do not know
I know right
Genticz
the muscles inside the heart that make it pump
Maybe he exercises off camera?
this man should have been on the news
Yes
channel 50:
"BREAKING NEWS, LOCAL RUclipsR FOUND DEAD OF HEART ATTACK"
For hearth attack
No he shouldn't u unfunny guy 😭😭
@@arjavpanchal8045blud is using the wrong emojis
“You can only have one cookie”
Him: “ok, bet”
diabetes: feliz navidad feliz navidad
Bro asked for cookies. In return, he got a one way ticket to heaven
💀
bro was holding back tears finishing that
The first bite taste like heaven and the second one takes you there- LionField
THIS SONG IS LEGENDARY
Good thing I remember the name
His smile always makes our day
You're right ✅
@@Innok-zn7noshut up bot💀
@@Innok-zn7no no he didn’t
One cookie 🍪😄 💀
WE MAKING IT TO THE DENTIST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️
First bite taste like heaven
Second bite takes you there😂
“Doctor” you have diabetes”
“Wait I’m hungry”
WE MAKING IT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍫🍫🍪🍪🍪🍪
Yessir
Spell hospital right
that is, if you eat the whole thing
@@Bulukthekucing bro wdym he did
@@Bulukthekucinguse eyes right
ME MAKING IT TO THE FUNERAL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
wait i said that in IShowSpeed's "Shake" Music video
OH NO BRO STOP DON'S SAY THAT NOW😭😭😭😭😭😭
*Diabetes walks in* 💀💀💀💀
bro albert got the silent treatment
WE GETTIN DIABETES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Dont you get diabetes from sugar if your like obese or smth?
@@iamtheonewhofunny I'm pretty sure it has something to do with blood sugar levels.
bro is the absolute definition of never waste food
There is no clip of him eating all of it, he can take bites and throw it out. I think he throws it out because the food he makes isn’t exactly healthy so he prolly throws it out
@@SillyKatty1 bit wasteful innit?
@@stillformal2 a lil bit wasteful indeed
@@SillyKatty1I think he saves it for later. Not to be mean but his build would suggest he doesn't throw out food and usually over eats.
Diabetes: 🎶 Feliz navidad 🎶
"i just want one cookie before my diet"
*the cookie:*
he really just said "Im making one of the biggest cookies in the world💀"
*THE ONE COOKIE IS REALLLLLLL.*
That looks like it would be a rocky road cookie
Diabetes:what can i say except your welcome
WE MAKING IT TO THE ER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Not even bro, will not get there in time
That cookie was so small,he needs another one 😔
agreed, could eat that in one minute 😢
@@averagerealpersonfromearthone minute? Damn your a slow eater, ten seconds tops for me.
Bruh your slow stop being mean to bro. I could eat that in 000000000000000000.1 seconds
@@WaltuhWhite-ee2ry damn it takes you quite a lot,i'd eat that in an attosecond
@@danielnistor5681wow so slow i eat it in abt 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanosecond
diabetes: *nervous sweating*
Plot twist:the delivery guy ate it all
Bro needs to get his food one day someone be stealing it all 😂
When mom said only one cookie
Cookie:
Stolen comment
Copied
Copied
Bro didnt even try to hide the fact he copied a comment
Diabetes: im a joke to u
1st bite: damn good
2nd bite: diabetus
3rd bite: foot cut off
4th bite: meeting the lord
If you put your ears close to his heart, you can hear it fighting for its life
That muthafucka fighting World War III 💀
I hope his heart win
WE MAKING IT TO THE MORGUE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💯💯💯
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We are?
Please, im begging you, PLEASE STOP THESE COMMENTS
Bro is about to turn into coragejd
These cookies keeping you big as hell
First bite tastes like heaven , the second one sends you there
😕
"I would like one diabetes cookie sir."
Bro was struggling to keep awake at the end
The cookie I eat before a diet:
Bros tolerating that lactose 💀
When your mom says you can gave only 1 cookie
That minecraft sfx 💀
1 bite takes you to heaven
2 bites your already there
WE MAKING IT TO THE CEMETERY WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@@Dumblaughingemoji123”nOT FuNny” 🤓
@@GrinchAviation”nOt FuNny”🤓
"Does this guy work for Domino's?"
Nah, he works for Diabete's
Bro, took that personal
The first bite will taste like haven
The second bite will take him there
Waiter "What cookie would you like?"
"Can i have the heart attack crumble please?"
Waiter "certanly"
@@yasiranasir2450 fire that english teacher lmao. Since you want to correct people here. It's indeed. You use a lowercase I. Secondly you use a period in Mr. to show It's the suffex. That also only works if Mr. Chuey is married. If not then it's only Chuey.
Topper guild has been real quiet after this dropped
Bro gave diabetes and speed boost
What Santa expects the cookies to look like:
"Yo bro what did you eat?"
"Oh one cookie"
The most sweetest cookie I've ever seen
SWEET TOOTH MODE: ENGAGED!
“A big bag with one cookie in it” -Chris Rock
that looks delicious
Your feed when you are fasting:
The clapping sound😂😂
"I'm on a diet so I'll just have ONE cookie.
I wanted the first bite and he took that away from me 😢😂
the way the box was perfectly clean makes me think he went to crumbl and said “hey can i just get a box”
He isn’t scared of diabetes diabetes is scared of him
Me: Okay, im on a diet so i will only eat one cookie.
*the cookie*
This man needs a cooking show
npc ahh comments
man this mustve been what dudley felt like
Me when my mom tells me that i can get one cookie after dinner
Cookie monster would be proud... and dead by diabetes
Bro making type 3 diabetes with that